r/Mildlyinfuriating | that's a scam lol

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  4 года назад +1112

    Get 10% off a premium Ridge Wallet using code EMKAY! Just go to www.ridge.com/EMKAY

  • @elysian_5839
    @elysian_5839 4 года назад +675

    lexis comback for everything is "im legally blind and i can do better" and i love that

    • @aetherinfuse
      @aetherinfuse 3 года назад +36

      She's a master in making fun of own disabilities. An ability to be praised.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 года назад +8

      I'm legally blind too

    • @aetherinfuse
      @aetherinfuse 3 года назад +19

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 Do you have a licence? Yo need to have a blind permit, or else you are illegally blind.

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 3 года назад +12

      @@aetherinfuse I'm not a Native English speaker, I'm asking genuiely.. what is the difference between being blind and being legally blind? Can you seriously be illegaly blind?

    • @magicmanhs7718
      @magicmanhs7718 3 года назад +2

      @@billcipher8645 its a joke.

  • @emory7676
    @emory7676 4 года назад +944

    "I came back, I miss the memes"
    Me with EmKay

    • @DENVICKED
      @DENVICKED 4 года назад +9

      Ash ketchup I love pikachoke u I'm a big fan and your lickgreninga oh my god

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 4 года назад +3

      @@DENVICKED I feel like they were auto corrected but the
      Sarcasm

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +1

      denvicked Pikachoke?? Wtf is that a power move?

    • @hexiguess
      @hexiguess 4 года назад +1

      FALSEHOOD

    • @jacobg.406
      @jacobg.406 4 года назад

      @@DENVICKED pikachoke...?

  • @thajocoth
    @thajocoth 4 года назад +465

    The stripes after purple are simply ultraviolet, so we can't see them.

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt 4 года назад +17

      but what if we use an ultraviolet light detector and there's literally no painting there?

    • @waltervanbrunchem2462
      @waltervanbrunchem2462 4 года назад +6

      @@Niseandryt then you're a nitpick.

    • @LLMT69
      @LLMT69 4 года назад +3

      But how did you know😦

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад

      @@waltervanbrunchem2462 With good reason, the people who fucked that up, don't get to just get away with it on someones joke.

  • @Jet.b.l.a.c.k
    @Jet.b.l.a.c.k 3 года назад +444

    Lexi: Whats up sexy. Im Lexi!
    Me: Whats up lexi. Im sexy?

  • @danielpanganiban5316
    @danielpanganiban5316 4 года назад +937

    I like how lexi’s insults always involve fruits or veggies mostly veggies

    • @thenamesvaston5002
      @thenamesvaston5002 4 года назад +26

      Because veggies are EVIL

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 4 года назад +20

      lol, motivationly challenged pineapple

    • @txtbelle
      @txtbelle 4 года назад +3

      stolen meme police NOOOOO

    • @NyaMoon_
      @NyaMoon_ 4 года назад +8

      Got an ad with a banana while reading you comment 😂

    • @alphaareus
      @alphaareus 4 года назад +8

      Cuz she’s trying to be HEALTHY

  • @adalidvargas6544
    @adalidvargas6544 4 года назад +210

    "The ridge wallet can hold up to 12 cards" me who fit 13: *laughs in evil*

    • @coralhecrow4585
      @coralhecrow4585 3 года назад +7

      You miss spelled *laughs in god*

    • @tristantheoofer2
      @tristantheoofer2 3 года назад +6

      @@coralhecrow4585 *msipleling itnesfineis*

    • @seemundeemun7136
      @seemundeemun7136 3 года назад +4

      Oh how many reverse uno cards I can use to trick my enemies.

  • @BlueBunny0502
    @BlueBunny0502 4 года назад +195

    Me: I can't quite place it, but the narrator sounds really familiar
    Narrator: Hey sexy, it's Lexi
    Me: *excitedly vibrating* Ah. That's why

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses 4 года назад +8

      Yes Lexi is so nice i love her and I get excited everytime i hear her intro in Emkay videos

    • @BlueBunny0502
      @BlueBunny0502 4 года назад +2

      @@RestInReeses She's been in more than one?!

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses 4 года назад +1

      @@BlueBunny0502 yeah! Well, your comment was a week ago, and idk when exactly she joined, but she wasin a few other videos! :3

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses 4 года назад +9

      @Alicia Duvall Yes! Lexy is MTF trans! :3

    • @EchoTheSound0202
      @EchoTheSound0202 4 года назад

      @@RestInReeses according to the narrator playlists her first emkay video was the r/technicallythetruth with the 3/4 chairs are there

  • @Nuniixo
    @Nuniixo 3 года назад +284

    Lexi saying shes legally blind every two minutes is awesome

  • @Deathmage25
    @Deathmage25 4 года назад +365

    in defense of deer not "properly" reaction to cars. they have had centuries if not millennia of evolutionary grounding for what sounds lead to threats in the forest. by contrast they have had roughly 1 century for automobiles and engines. that is no where near enough time for them to internalize that as a life threatening danger. it also doesn't help that as we advance cars we steadily make them quieter and quieter... making it even harder for deer to identify it as a threat.
    branch snaps= "oh shit predator near by"
    weird humming in the air= "huh what that sound fam?"

    • @swagnineeight05
      @swagnineeight05 4 года назад +12

      but they can see the car "running" towards them. If a deer saw a predator running towards them, it would move. So why not with a car?

    • @depressocoffee806
      @depressocoffee806 4 года назад +13

      @@swagnineeight05 cuz cars aren't predators duh

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 4 года назад +9

      @@depressocoffee806 they shall be

    • @Deathmage25
      @Deathmage25 4 года назад +25

      @@swagnineeight05 cars move on average much faster than a deer's natural predator, and give them even less reaction time. remember speed is relative, you in an approaching car coming up on a deer appear to have more reaction time because time is moving slower from your perspective. while in the typically stationary deer's case you are moving terribly faster.
      think about it like this they still take a moment to process a stick breaking before bolting, in that time the predator is still "stalking" typically giving them the time to run. stepping in front of a speeding car gives very few people time to process what they just encountered and react accordingly, let alone many other animals.

    • @polaknasieci1331
      @polaknasieci1331 4 года назад +6

      @@Deathmage25 plus since they always die they can't warn other or learn to avoid cars

  • @blackgrimv9443
    @blackgrimv9443 4 года назад +157

    Lexi: Its time for 'vague rage', I mean mildly infuriating.
    Me: Technically the truth.

  • @xstant1
    @xstant1 4 года назад +266

    So for anyone wondering the difference between being blind and legally blind, there are some huge differences. You can still see a bit while being legally blind, which means you can see the difference between dollar bills and coins, etc. Being blind means you are fully blind, so you can’t see anything. Legally blind means you can still see some things.

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 4 года назад +3

      Why isn't it called half-blind?

    • @gadazlin6264
      @gadazlin6264 4 года назад +19

      @@unoriginalperson72 because for legal reasons I need to wear my glasses when operating machinery, driving or shooting.

    • @starlord360xy24
      @starlord360xy24 4 года назад +1

      You madlad!

    • @itsamemaro6531
      @itsamemaro6531 4 года назад +2

      wait- i might be stupid for asking this but can he still read or did someone like write this down in braille for Lexi..

    • @astrophelX
      @astrophelX 4 года назад +5

      @@itsamemaro6531 I don't have an answer to your question, but Lexi uses she/her

  • @dirtblockbedrock
    @dirtblockbedrock 4 года назад +155

    I love how Lexi insults people by calling them fruits or vegetables.

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 2 года назад

      It's called art, respect it you racist Applebee's

    • @TheRiRiRiverest1
      @TheRiRiRiverest1 2 года назад +3

      Agreed.

    • @Snow_Sailor
      @Snow_Sailor 2 года назад +5

      She's like Gordon Ramsay but healthy food insults.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 4 года назад +238

    (Ad pops up)
    (tapped 0.001mm outside of the X button)
    *"You're not gonna last 40 seconds in this game!!!!!"*

    • @arikat9529
      @arikat9529 4 года назад +7

      I was just reading Zuko fanfiction an low and behold HERE YOU ARE. *IT'S MAGIC.*

    • @lane-_-mass5006
      @lane-_-mass5006 4 года назад

      Visible understand ment

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman 4 года назад +8

      You are right, I won't last 40 seconds because KILLER QUEEN ALREADY TOUCHED THAT PAGE

    • @gummyb3ars238
      @gummyb3ars238 4 года назад +2

      Is that a porn game.

    • @lane-_-mass5006
      @lane-_-mass5006 4 года назад +3

      @@gummyb3ars238 no dad it's Minecraft

  • @CatLeKitten
    @CatLeKitten 4 года назад +391

    I'm a fully grown adult that eats Lunchables.
    Try and stop me.

    • @owoslayerofgods1213
      @owoslayerofgods1213 4 года назад +28

      My neighbor is 6'7 and can lift cars oh and they eat lunchables for lunch

    • @CatLeKitten
      @CatLeKitten 4 года назад +20

      @@owoslayerofgods1213 Is that how they got so big.

    • @owoslayerofgods1213
      @owoslayerofgods1213 4 года назад +14

      Chances are yes

    • @mecouture
      @mecouture 3 года назад +7

      No, I don't think i will

    • @egdog5169
      @egdog5169 3 года назад +3

      No

  • @hannahcompton1200
    @hannahcompton1200 4 года назад +682

    what’s up lexi, apparently i’m sexy

  • @ellabirdo8380
    @ellabirdo8380 3 года назад +80

    I’ve never heard Lexi narrate before but I love her voice and her saying “hey sexy I’m Lexi” made me smile involuntarily

  • @xeaqhua
    @xeaqhua 4 года назад +273

    Video: Ridge Wallet ad
    Title: that's a scam lol
    I see a pattern here

    • @Random-ne7uv
      @Random-ne7uv 4 года назад +8

      My god!

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 4 года назад +4

      Did you see the prices on those things?! DEFINITELY a scam.

    • @shungite3398
      @shungite3398 4 года назад +7

      DragonAurora well it’s shiny

    • @Random-ne7uv
      @Random-ne7uv 4 года назад

      @Jared Sabatelli YES

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 4 года назад +10

      It's basically a paper clip attached to a small metal box. With that price, of course it's a scam.

  • @jameskoplin
    @jameskoplin 4 года назад +120

    Intro: "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi"
    Self confidence: +100

  • @B0red379
    @B0red379 3 года назад +343

    "You soggy zucchini."
    "You motivationally challenged pineapple."

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 3 года назад +40

      My personal favourite was "you entitled, selfish, insensitive, genetically dumbified, pesticide laden radish"
      I used that with a friend of mine to perfectly describe our course lead 😂

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 3 года назад +7

      @@EnchantingWings1
      I think “Motivationally challenged pineapple” is probably my favorite.

    • @a1shketchup
      @a1shketchup 3 года назад +16

      I made my own "You chewy potato chip"

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 3 года назад

      @@a1shketchup 😙👌

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 3 года назад +7

      @@a1shketchup I've personally just thought of "You absolutely inedible jolly rancher"

  • @striker7983
    @striker7983 3 года назад +102

    Lexus: “warm cozy light, warm cozy light, Turkish prison”
    Me: can’t...breath...help.

    • @striker7983
      @striker7983 3 года назад +9

      The auto correct put Lexus when lexy is not even a grammar mistake but okay

    • @Hexaphobia
      @Hexaphobia 3 года назад +4

      Lexi go vroom vroom

    • @springtrap8434
      @springtrap8434 3 года назад +3

      @@striker7983 yh i was wondering if you gave her a new nickname lol

  • @grevohsdraws1925
    @grevohsdraws1925 4 года назад +382

    “Nice warm and cozy light, nice warm and cozy light, *-TURKISH PRISON-* “

    • @qaruda
      @qaruda 4 года назад +12

      IM TURKISH

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 4 года назад +7

      I snorted at that one

    • @grahamm9094
      @grahamm9094 4 года назад +12

      Friends dad went to prison in turkey, showed him this, he said seems legit

    • @tahatimur5253
      @tahatimur5253 4 года назад +1

      Can somebody explain that joke?

    • @flameeeeeeeeeee
      @flameeeeeeeeeee 4 года назад +7

      @@tahatimur5253 ışık değişimlerinde bile sıcaklık farkı olduğu için soğuk bir akşamda diyor ki "Ilık , ılık , *S İ L İ V R İ* , ılık"

  • @shaunclarke04
    @shaunclarke04 4 года назад +60

    lexi: "i walk a lonely-"
    me: "road. the only road Ive ever known"
    me: "damn it, lexi. you made me wanna listen to that song. I've listened to it 5 times today!!"

  • @unfixingGem5017
    @unfixingGem5017 4 года назад +233

    “What’s up sexy I’m lexi”
    Me: I have no more sadness

  • @orosvildheim
    @orosvildheim 3 года назад +52

    15:43 : Honestly, a good part of the reason I watch these videos is to hear Lexi call someone a motivationally challenged pineapple.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 3 года назад +2

      Motivationally challenged pineapple = ADHD = me -___-

  • @notthegratest4560
    @notthegratest4560 4 года назад +87

    lexi: **talks abt how good this wallet is**
    me who uses wallet chains: shi-

  • @blutaylor9936
    @blutaylor9936 4 года назад +86

    Hearing Lexi say "her jacket was clean" was so sweet.

  • @pinkquartz3404
    @pinkquartz3404 4 года назад +88

    Nobody:
    Lexi every 45 seconds:
    *GUYS I AM LEGALLY BLIND*

    • @kusog3
      @kusog3 4 года назад +1

      Shorthand for I don't know what I'm looking at and I don't want to keep looking.

  • @TheUnreadableUser
    @TheUnreadableUser 3 года назад +50

    lexi: I hate ads, and now they're putting them everywhere!
    also lexi: today's sponsor is ridge wallets!

  • @elpasocowboy
    @elpasocowboy 4 года назад +107

    “Shame on you you soggy zucchini”
    Using this in a conversation.

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 года назад +9

      good

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 4 года назад +3

      Did you catch Texas Red yet

    • @grustache4569
      @grustache4569 4 года назад

      An El Paso Cowboy that lines trash
      (use the line)

    • @elpasocowboy
      @elpasocowboy 4 года назад

      Rex Jolles He was no match for the big iron on my hip..

    • @honjkz1899
      @honjkz1899 4 года назад

      I'm gonna use this to insult someone in zoom calls

  • @TheBlueScreenYT
    @TheBlueScreenYT 4 года назад +331

    ““My biological parents did this.”
    Um, you want to tell us something Lexi?

  • @papytoasty7416
    @papytoasty7416 4 года назад +79

    Lexi: "What's up sexy, Im Lexi and welcome to..."
    Me: :)

    • @MarkoBoyGamer
      @MarkoBoyGamer 4 года назад

      I'm 11...... wait-

    • @Hekza0024
      @Hekza0024 4 года назад

      Me who did alot of work to get lexi to say this: :D

    • @smeaz4723
      @smeaz4723 4 года назад

      I felt the same way

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 4 года назад +1

      you're at 69 likes i can't like

  • @BEELZEBABE69
    @BEELZEBABE69 3 года назад +69

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Lexi every three seconds: *im legally blind*

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 4 года назад +111

    The rusty scissors was so annoying, we have a lot of “stainless steel” things that have rust on.

    • @whatisgoingon8243
      @whatisgoingon8243 4 года назад +8

      OhohoHOHOHO HAVE YOU EVER DEALT WITH SCISSORS THAT ARE STICKY AS HELL BECAUSE IT WAS USED FOR CUTTING TAPES!?

    • @Itstime4brakeatflake
      @Itstime4brakeatflake 4 года назад +3

      @@whatisgoingon8243 I have

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 4 года назад +6

      To be fair, stainless steel *can* rust, it's just much more resistant to it than regular steel.

    • @timehunter9467
      @timehunter9467 4 года назад +2

      Worldmaker Yup, I tried cutting electrical tape that was unbelievably sticky and it was horrible. I spent ages cleaning them without water.

    • @anticonformity100
      @anticonformity100 4 года назад +3

      "stainLESS" not stain never

  • @kzcreationzmore
    @kzcreationzmore 4 года назад +69

    Jokes on you I cant be mildly infuriated when our queen Lexi is narrating.

  • @guyshu7821
    @guyshu7821 4 года назад +144

    “Motivationally challenged pineapple” soinds like a 2010s meme.

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 4 года назад

      Guyshu yeag

    • @mirraisnow6050
      @mirraisnow6050 4 года назад

      Sounds like a fire emblem fates meme (takumi is called a pineapple)

    • @BigSealLover
      @BigSealLover 4 года назад

      Sounds like a gen z meme*

    • @BigSealLover
      @BigSealLover 4 года назад

      Get a pineapple, put a low quality sad face on it, then but big giant text under it saying “Motivationally challenged pineapple” and boom. Instant funny.

  • @fiend-off-the-grid
    @fiend-off-the-grid 4 года назад +14

    9:07 Honestly, considering that most plastics put into recycling end up in landfills anyway, this is just a perfect metaphor

  • @_Blankspace_
    @_Blankspace_ 4 года назад +195

    God: *creates humans*
    Humans: *Do very infuriating things*
    God: “It’s evolving, just backwards...”

    • @user-ed5bf1cp8h
      @user-ed5bf1cp8h 4 года назад +4

      R/BestComments
      Lol

    • @rihayl7276
      @rihayl7276 4 года назад

      High Lands devolving

    • @tapicyl
      @tapicyl 4 года назад

      R/noahbringtheboat moment

    • @noahholden5360
      @noahholden5360 4 года назад

      @@tapicyl why should I bring the boat????? I don't own one XD

    • @tapicyl
      @tapicyl 4 года назад +1

      nanasdays ur joking right? Or have you not read the book of genesis.

  • @foxtheraccoon343
    @foxtheraccoon343 4 года назад +251

    Lexi: And why is it the pan flag?
    Me, crying that somebody knows about pans: thank you for remembering me. :)

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 4 года назад +26

      Not pan myself but LGBTQ+, we know you’re here my dude and don’t let uneducated people get you down cause they don’t know a well known sexuality

    • @scepter7427
      @scepter7427 4 года назад +4

      @@astoroidea6502 what's a pan

    • @oifelixcomeherebro1689
      @oifelixcomeherebro1689 4 года назад +11

      The1gamer_uknown pan is short for pansexual. It means you are attracted to someone regardless of their gender.

    • @thomasbarnes2700
      @thomasbarnes2700 4 года назад +12

      PANCAKES UNITE

    • @foxtheraccoon343
      @foxtheraccoon343 4 года назад +4

      @@thomasbarnes2700 YAS

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 4 года назад +379

    being called "sexy" every episode that lexi hosts is upsetting. i don't like being lied to

  • @LollipopSnowy
    @LollipopSnowy 4 года назад +16

    I love Lexi’s voice so much argh-

  • @squeakatu1981
    @squeakatu1981 4 года назад +69

    My husband is the guy who takes things out of the microwave early and never ever presses clear, he also does the soap thing in the shower on the soap dish.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +1

      Wait I dont press clear either, I didnt think it was that annoying lol? I’d say thats still better than people who don’t cover their food with a napkin before warming it up.

    • @ray-wh3yv
      @ray-wh3yv 4 года назад +3

      @@Tw0Dots **le gasp** i dont cover my food lmao should i???

    • @puntachu
      @puntachu 4 года назад

      _-birb-_ I know I am rethinking what I’ve been doing my entire life

    • @squeakatu1981
      @squeakatu1981 4 года назад

      @@Tw0Dots isn't it dangerous to put a napkin in the microwave?

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming 4 года назад

      my coworkers do this with the fryer vats like WHY YOU NO PRESS BUTTON?!?!?!

  • @goofyahhguy22
    @goofyahhguy22 4 года назад +163

    "Why is it the Pan flag?"
    Romainien flag: am i a joke to you?

    • @Nespire
      @Nespire 3 года назад +10

      chad flag: 👁 👁

    • @elizar666
      @elizar666 3 года назад +19

      I had a pan flag in my house and my mom (luckily) was very confused as to why I had the Romanian flag in my house 😅

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 года назад +2

      @@elizar666 why luckily?

    • @atlas6477
      @atlas6477 3 года назад +10

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Im guessing theyre not out to their mother

    • @DeepfriedChips
      @DeepfriedChips 3 года назад +1

      Yeah it annoys me a fair bit since well I’m Romanian

  • @lunarwings4481
    @lunarwings4481 4 года назад +60

    "You soggy zucchini" Lexi, 2020

  • @moldyfloorboards
    @moldyfloorboards 4 года назад +25

    "But I like my candy bars filled with spiders." 13:16

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 3 года назад +7

      now your candy bars are filled with cat hair and sadness

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 3 года назад +2

      @@shortleader0958 **Petting my cat and eating chips crying**
      Same thing

  • @omega1575
    @omega1575 4 года назад +116

    “While everything is getting smaller” shows a smartphone which has only gotten larger
    Edit spelling

    • @adrimay
      @adrimay 4 года назад +1

      Truuuuuueeeeeeee

    • @roharvanderbull7873
      @roharvanderbull7873 4 года назад

      So other wallets claimed block rfid but didn’t

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 4 года назад +1

      You don't _need_ to point out that you edited it for spelling.

    • @StonyCarrot1001
      @StonyCarrot1001 4 года назад +1

      @F for Respect but it’s still nice to know because some people leave a comment then edit and change it all

  • @whentheisthewhen5001
    @whentheisthewhen5001 4 года назад +82

    my battery percentage: 87%
    me: **unplugs charger**
    my shouter: _charger is removed and you have _*_85%_*_ of battery left._

    • @notherelol
      @notherelol 4 года назад +4

      Or
      34 battery
      Plug in
      82 percent

    • @insertname6333
      @insertname6333 4 года назад

      Well yes bu-

    • @micah5641
      @micah5641 4 года назад

      Shouter?

    • @whentheisthewhen5001
      @whentheisthewhen5001 4 года назад

      @@micah5641 notification reader thingy

    • @mikaneous1140
      @mikaneous1140 4 года назад +3

      My battery Percentage: 18%
      Me: **unplugs charger**
      My Phone: *Your phone charge is at 98%.*
      My Phone 6 Hours later: *Still at 98%, but it decides to Commit Shut down.*
      Me, realizing i downloaded an App that trolls me that my charge is full: *f U c K.*

  • @vitaleriof
    @vitaleriof 4 года назад +31

    "Motivatonally challelnged pineapple" is now my favourite insult

  • @chaosmastergaming5442
    @chaosmastergaming5442 4 года назад +6

    That “NO” at 0:12 has to be the funniest “NO” I’ve ever heard

  • @mythrilly
    @mythrilly 4 года назад +71

    Lexi: narrator
    Subreddit: r/mildlyinfuriating
    *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

  • @smeaz4723
    @smeaz4723 4 года назад +19

    "They're just cuddling.. look you dont wanna see this go any further this is how you end up with a MINI COOPER!"

  • @Zane42010
    @Zane42010 4 года назад +30

    Lexi: "I walk this lonely- wait, where did the road go?"
    Me: "The only one that i have ever known"

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 4 года назад

      don't know where it goes
      but its home to me and i walk alone

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 4 года назад

      I walk this empty street
      on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 4 года назад

      @@theaveragecomment1014 and im the only one and i walk alone

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 4 года назад

      @@maclikescartoons
      I walk alone, I walk alone, I walk alone. I walk a

    • @stnimrod157
      @stnimrod157 4 года назад

      @@theaveragecomment1014 My shadows only one that walks beside me

  • @SassmasterMaxie
    @SassmasterMaxie 2 года назад +8

    I love Lexi's energy so much. I could listen to her read out the dictionary tbh XD

  • @phoenixthings
    @phoenixthings 4 года назад +22

    Lexi: Advertises wallet
    Me: Cool I guess
    Lexi: and it's shiny!
    Me: *I'LL taKe YoUr EntIrE stOcK*

  • @joshc5613
    @joshc5613 4 года назад +44

    "r/mildlyinfury8ing"
    I will not forget this transgression

  • @scottbailey9296
    @scottbailey9296 4 года назад +36

    As a 16 year old in the lgbtq community scarred to come out to my friends and family I really like Lexi as a member of the emkay channel.

    • @anitanaseer1007
      @anitanaseer1007 4 года назад +6

      We believe in you!

    • @batking4342
      @batking4342 4 года назад +4

      Good luck!!! It's a hard journey, but you'll be better off. Even if your bio family doesn't accept you, you'll find people who will, and they'll be your family

    • @scottbailey9296
      @scottbailey9296 4 года назад +2

      @@batking4342 hey Emily thank you very much, I do already have a boyfriend and I'm just scarred to come out as my brother did and was kicked out.

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 года назад +4

      scott bailey oof wow, definitely don’t come out until you have a good living place on your own
      Edit: Obviously you already know that but oh well

    • @batking4342
      @batking4342 4 года назад +3

      @@lovelykitty42 agreed with Aesthetic. Safety over comfort. Good luck.

  • @Dimension-hs7uk
    @Dimension-hs7uk 4 года назад +17

    I love everyone on EmKay, each of them have a personality that makes them amazing and loveable 😊

  • @sharingheart13
    @sharingheart13 4 года назад +36

    Normally, I skip ads, but there's something fundamentally wrong about skipping anything narrated by Lexi.

  • @Dread0-0
    @Dread0-0 4 года назад +48

    no one:
    literally no one:
    lexi: "I aM LeGalLy BlINd"

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 года назад +18

      hey i had to work hard for that legal license to be blind

    • @Dread0-0
      @Dread0-0 4 года назад +2

      @@TheLexikitty lol

    • @majaaaaaaaaaawith10as
      @majaaaaaaaaaawith10as 4 года назад +5

      Unfortunately I can't be blind because it's illegal to be blind in Russia

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 4 года назад +19

    Lexi: Shush! All your candy bars are filled with spiders!
    Muffet: *Intensifies spider dance as she types more and more captions just like it*
    (also, don't forget to check out babyzone for creating the thing ign stole)

  • @joghnythegurue2710
    @joghnythegurue2710 3 года назад +8

    I'm a simple woman; I hear Lexi, I like the video.

  • @isaacpatten4005
    @isaacpatten4005 4 года назад +89

    I love when Lexi talks about herself in third person

    • @Manzz2
      @Manzz2 3 года назад +1

      I thought he is a guy

    • @salmon-vanilla
      @salmon-vanilla 3 года назад +14

      @@Manzz2 lexi is a girl. shes transgender

    • @awful871
      @awful871 2 года назад +5

      @@salmon-vanilla once a guy always a guy

    • @bismuthhhhhhhhh
      @bismuthhhhhhhhh 2 года назад +16

      @@awful871 once a baby always a baby

    • @capitcha
      @capitcha 2 года назад +5

      @@bismuthhhhhhhhh biology

  • @odysseusgaming7157
    @odysseusgaming7157 4 года назад +35

    The holy trinity of calling you positive things: Fainted, Lexi, And Ot.

  • @seal-s3212
    @seal-s3212 4 года назад +25

    No one:
    Lexi for 100th time: im legally blind

  • @amazingtoad7244
    @amazingtoad7244 3 года назад +12

    I love lexi’s voice too much, you can hear the smile

  • @CoinKid
    @CoinKid 4 года назад +48

    Me: skip skip skip sponcer
    Also me: frick i went to far
    Also also me: goes back and sees the sponcer again
    Lexi: mildly infuriating

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 4 года назад +43

    And we know Mister Beast isn't involved in that scam, they stole his face.

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- 4 года назад +3

      As a person who watched it in boredom, I can say MrBeast isn't in it.

    • @HarmonicaMustang
      @HarmonicaMustang 4 года назад

      His Honey ad campaign made me as fond of him as a mosquito, and I've never even seen his content.

  • @dominicstanley7958
    @dominicstanley7958 4 года назад +56

    As I listened to the beginning I said, "THIS SOUNDS LIKE LEXI!" I didn't know you did readings for emkay 😁 love you girl
    Edit: misspelled Lexi's name

    • @renroberts1045
      @renroberts1045 4 года назад +3

      IKR When I heard her voice I was like shocked! I love Lexi

    • @Firebird-6200
      @Firebird-6200 4 года назад +8

      Wait her??
      I thought it was a guy-
      Uhh oops-

    • @pipstix5487
      @pipstix5487 4 года назад +6

      Firebird6200 -- Lexi is trans and goes by she/her. dw i didnt know until i checked out her insta

  • @StupidAnimation
    @StupidAnimation 4 года назад +7

    Drinking game: every time Lexi says legally blind, take a sip

  • @beeisdumbaf
    @beeisdumbaf 4 года назад +15

    8:07 : Somebody skipped math in their Architecture class
    Now they put the ceiling in the wrong place
    It looks really dumb -

  • @lifame8706
    @lifame8706 4 года назад +210

    ye man just saw it on my recommended. perfect timing

  • @karm3lkitty71
    @karm3lkitty71 4 года назад +16

    "You soggy cucumber" that is one of the most creative insults I have ever heard.

  • @Kathylovesart
    @Kathylovesart 4 года назад +27

    13:50
    the first thing I thought when I saw this was “oh cool the pan flag 💖💛💙 :)”

    • @tired3011
      @tired3011 4 года назад +1

      is your pfp Patton?

    • @Kathylovesart
      @Kathylovesart 4 года назад +1

      @@tired3011
      Maybe :)
      (Yes the answer is yes-)

    • @tired3011
      @tired3011 4 года назад +1

      @@Kathylovesart i thought so. it’s really cute.

    • @corrosivestar
      @corrosivestar 3 года назад +1

      ... a fander I find?

    • @Kathylovesart
      @Kathylovesart 3 года назад +1

      @@corrosivestar
      Maybe :)

  • @Mosslistic
    @Mosslistic 4 года назад +21

    ‘Bulky wallets’
    *Laughs in no money*

  • @AzosREBORN
    @AzosREBORN 4 года назад +67

    When You Think the word "scam" is free: *BUY BUY BUY*
    And then you realized your life savings are gone: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

  • @sizzleyfries3421
    @sizzleyfries3421 4 года назад +65

    Anybody else notice how lexi's voice was deeper during the ridge sponser or was it just me?

    • @littleyellowdeer
      @littleyellowdeer 4 года назад +12

      SizzleyFries maybe it’s like a “professional voice” that just...happens

    • @tomcommenter2650
      @tomcommenter2650 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @fireoflife5219
      @fireoflife5219 4 года назад +2

      Maybe his mic is farther away because he’s reading the company script thing

    • @neilyworm
      @neilyworm 4 года назад +14

      @@fireoflife5219 i think lexi uses she/her!! :D

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 года назад +8

  • @girlartist1105
    @girlartist1105 2 года назад +3

    18:16 also dont take someones freaking glasses off and ask "can you see", if we need glasses then we probably either cant see without them or we cant see as far

  • @jdturtleboy2961
    @jdturtleboy2961 4 года назад +14

    Me having ocd: I shouldn’t watch this
    Me 20 minutes later: another one

  • @Jabcat-ov7ln
    @Jabcat-ov7ln 4 года назад +14

    take a shot every time lexi said they’re legally blind

  • @keahliejeancruz
    @keahliejeancruz 4 года назад +6

    lexi's voice just puts me in a good mood like she just sounds so sweet

  • @ameliarose47
    @ameliarose47 3 года назад +2

    9:33 I started a new job 2 weeks ago and worked in retail for the past two years, and this made me appreciate not working in it so much more. Soooo many people did this it was unbelievable. People genuinely just set things down and walk away forgetting it.

  • @fingergunsheyyy2767
    @fingergunsheyyy2767 4 года назад +79

    "It comes in many colors, including rose gold,
    *carbon titanium,* "

    • @kakyoin5862
      @kakyoin5862 3 года назад +4

      gold is technically a color

  • @phillyjoe4798
    @phillyjoe4798 4 года назад +46

    Did you ever wonder what Emkay theme is? It is called “all bets are off” it’s from cuphead!!!

    • @IaintStoopid
      @IaintStoopid 4 года назад +2

      Joe Phillips just recently got cuphead for the ps4, i felt like it was familiar but couldn’t pick out where from, thanks,

    • @mafic3351
      @mafic3351 4 года назад

      Yeah, i commented that on the first emkay video i ever watched, awesome.

  • @greentea1396
    @greentea1396 4 года назад +101

    "How popular are you?"
    Emkay: i got 2k views in 4 minutes

    • @marsimane259
      @marsimane259 4 года назад +6

      I don't want to be that guy, but it should be "we" not "I" cause emkay is a team not 1 person. I'm sorry for being like this but a ton of people refer to emkay as a singular person and it's starting to get to me 😅

    • @greentea1396
      @greentea1396 4 года назад

      @@marsimane259 yeah sorry and you don't have to type a whole essay
      I'm sorry for wasting your time typing that essay

    • @marsimane259
      @marsimane259 4 года назад +3

      @@greentea1396 oh it's no problem, typing essays on the internet is my passion and aesthetic 😂 have a good day dude 😊

    • @greentea1396
      @greentea1396 4 года назад +1

      @@marsimane259 you too :D

    • @undertalegamer8571
      @undertalegamer8571 4 года назад

      There's a CaptainSauce video on RUclips where he got 80K likes in 4 hours.

  • @tash4270
    @tash4270 4 года назад +3

    Being called sexy at 5.30 am after being awake for a couple hours with anxiety.... awwww 🥰 you’re delightful

  • @Lucas-qt5uu
    @Lucas-qt5uu 4 года назад +15

    Me: I think I'll check out that wallet because it looks cool.
    Price: Us$ 75
    Me: Nevermind

  • @marbleracingstudios9552
    @marbleracingstudios9552 4 года назад +64

    EmKay ads are just so much better. It could just be Lexi’s voice, but still. I actually want a wallet now, and I’m only 14
    Edit: Ok, well I guess a lot of kids have wallets, too

    • @sonder3101
      @sonder3101 4 года назад +4

      Most people I know have a wallet(I’m 15)and I’ve had one for a couple years it’s not that weird

    • @Handomondo
      @Handomondo 4 года назад

      I’m 11 and I have a wallet

    • @paul-lm2yo
      @paul-lm2yo 4 года назад

      What is so weird about having a wallet with 14?

    • @ThreeGachaTeers
      @ThreeGachaTeers 4 года назад

      im 12 And i have 2, one is empty so yh qwq

    • @whotalkedwhilekirtwastalki3219
      @whotalkedwhilekirtwastalki3219 4 года назад +3

      I’m a pre-born 2 week old fetus and I have a wallet.

  • @deadinsidedoggo6835
    @deadinsidedoggo6835 4 года назад +11

    Whats mildly infuriating? You charge your iphone or ipad on a position that your device is most likely to fall then it falls and bents your fricking charger

  • @Velociraptor69420
    @Velociraptor69420 3 года назад +3

    I feel like Lexi is like the main character in a video game and his videos are just little bits of backstory we have to put together

  • @hitthetraget8233
    @hitthetraget8233 4 года назад +6

    10:23
    Someone did it over 2 spaces, came over to my car and said "sorry, you cant park there" in the most petty voice i've heard

  • @obnoxioussoul2376
    @obnoxioussoul2376 4 года назад +7

    When they said “you motivationally challenged pineapple”... I felt that

  • @insertname6333
    @insertname6333 4 года назад +21

    "First!"
    That is infuriating on personal level but still can find it on every videos that exist

  • @the866-sushi
    @the866-sushi 3 года назад +8

    15:05
    They're playing a game of rush hour! Leave them be.

  • @mokko759
    @mokko759 4 года назад +19

    Fun fact: Heinz also did a ketchup and mayo blend called Mayochup. The fun part of this? Mayochup means shit-face in Cree.

    • @taramcareavey6723
      @taramcareavey6723 4 года назад

      lol

    • @КаналВорона-в9д
      @КаналВорона-в9д 4 года назад

      We call it ketchunaise here

    • @mokko759
      @mokko759 4 года назад

      @@КаналВорона-в9д That's basically what everybody calls it but Heinz decided they were going to market it as Shit-Face in a squeezy bottle.

    • @Greenicegod
      @Greenicegod 3 года назад

      Here in Utah, we just call it fry sauce

  • @touchthatrhino639
    @touchthatrhino639 4 года назад +21

    15:00 It’s just a game of life sized rush hour.

    • @Zephricfox
      @Zephricfox 4 года назад +3

      i know right...
      no one seems to see that

    • @egdog5169
      @egdog5169 3 года назад +1

      Damn that got me some childhood nostalgia I played with that thing for like 475 hours total

  • @andrewleitch0207
    @andrewleitch0207 4 года назад +4

    0:27 I think I speak on behalf of all people with a low self esteem when I say thank you Lexie for making us feel better about ourselves.

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 года назад

      Yes! Also, pretty sure it’s spelled Lexi (not trying to hate, just saying for next time).

  • @billysmith5409
    @billysmith5409 3 года назад +4

    “ motivationally challenged pineapple” that is the great insult ever!

  • @eggboy13uwu65
    @eggboy13uwu65 4 года назад +4

    Let's appreciate that at 7:30 emkay blurred out the name so we won't get any spoilers

  • @chef_the_femboy6690
    @chef_the_femboy6690 4 года назад +7

    Me with ADHD : I'm not quite sold on that wallet
    Him: ITS SHINY!!!
    Me : I NEED IT!!!!!

    • @drayiskewl
      @drayiskewl 4 года назад +4

      You didn't know, but Lexi is a trans women!
      I'm not mad, just telling you!

    • @chef_the_femboy6690
      @chef_the_femboy6690 4 года назад +3

      I didn't know but thanks for telling ne

    • @bubblegumdonuts8011
      @bubblegumdonuts8011 4 года назад +1

      *she
      Lexi is trans and uses she/her in case you didn't know

    • @tired3011
      @tired3011 4 года назад

      hey friendo, could you perhaps edit your comment and correct Lexi’s pronouns? thank you! (this was not meant in a hostile way)

  • @toastandbutter7367
    @toastandbutter7367 4 года назад +41

    Trump: **exists**
    Everyone with brain cells: r/midlyinfuriating

    • @42xeloR
      @42xeloR 4 года назад +2

      the way you spelt r/mildlyinfuriating is r/mildlieinfuriateing

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 года назад

      @Robert’s Channel Of Random Stuff ALT What?

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 года назад

      @@toastandbutter7367 wym what

    • @ShonaS
      @ShonaS 4 года назад +1

      i think your going to learn how the internet works soon here, but word of advice, your not allowed an opinion on the internet

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 года назад

      Line Over Time What’s that supposed to mean lol