Lexi and Robin have to be the best presenters on this channel. They both go through all five stages of grief while reading these scripts, and listening to it is absolutely fantastic.
@@SkunkApe407omg someone else no offense to him but I just can’t stand to listen to a Damien-narrated video because his voice just annoys me for no reason
Ever notice how people with "Jesus take the wheel" bumper stickers always have the most damage to their cars? Not surprising, homeboy's blood is pure wine.
"Chili's house of ribs: slow-smoked, tender ribs covered in 6 fantastic sauces of the 6 people we killed in our basement ! :D" Has to be one of my favourite quotes from this video
6:02 If you read this right it actually says "Beware Achvesu" to warn you of a mythical cteature called the Achvesu which will destroy all clearly readable signs to turn the world into chaos.
Lexi almost made me cry when she said she was legally blind, because I am too. I am in the early stage of glaucoma and it makes it hard to do normal things, of course I still have some vision, but it doesn’t make it any easier to walk around with a probing cane. I normally use Molly, my psychiatric service dog, to help me navigate. Luckily I do not need Braille, but I normally have people like my mom and my boyfriend to help me go places and read things like; menus, flight plans, etc. I tend to not go anywhere without them and I’m really glad I don’t need Braille, especially in a place like this.
"I will come to your factory with three bagpipes and an accordion and I will not stop until you change your boxes." This is the best threat I've ever heard.
@@starstrikefuck Yeah. She's a trans woman! I'm pretty sure she didn't get surgery to change her voice to be more feminine so she can maintain the type of voice she uses on youtube and things.
@@christinewhoyt And Id totally canoodle Lexi because personality and intelligence are far sexier than socio-typical vocal tonality and plumbing. Besides, great part of being bi, not being concerned with plumbing. My favorite configuration is the one I get to play with ;)
no matter what, lexi always manages to makes me laugh. Thank you lexi for all the hard days you have gotten me through. I know you probaly wont see this but still. I hope you go far
The lovely Lexi returns! As always, the jokes, threats that sound like weird threats, and phrases when angry are amusing! Makes me want to start using a couple of them myself.
The reason behind the lighter color on the end of the broom is actually because each little strand is intentionally frayed. It makes each little bristle more like a tiny brush, that way they can reduce cost by not needing to put so many bristles in, and it's generally better at sweeping
I love Lexi, her voice sounds like she is friendly, y'know? Like she seems like the kinda person that wouldn't shit on my interests just cause they're cringe or something
10:55 That's French. I am French and I'll try to translate it. (I am not fluent in French, it was my second language) 10 tissues • 4 soft folds & resistance Edit: I'm getting way better at French now. Still need a translator to help me sometimes though :)
I'm also French and I think they wanted to say "Spring" ? That's the only thing that seems to fit. And you translated correctly what was written below the crappy design :) (but I think "4 soft and resistants folds" would be better ^^)
@@JamesCharIes Well I'm glad you're enjoying it :D ! Congratulations for your progress :) It's okay if you struggle with it, French is a complicated language ^^"' Yeah, I understand it, my mom says we have italian origins 'cause her grandfather was born in Corsica before it became french but I don't speak a word of italian x)
@@coraline1973 Lol, the funny thing is I've been learning French since I was 3, I mostly struggle with French grammar and spelling but I'm getting better
It’s been a while since this video was uploaded, but for anyone wondering about the tissues pack with spring written on it, the text is in french. It basically just describe the product. But the actual crappy design is an english word.
The duck at 10:15 and Lexi's reaction to said duck always makes me collapse into a mad laughing fit, sometimes I'll just randomly remember the duck and start laughing again without seeing it...
I like to listen to Lexi videos and imagine her as a cartoon ala Looney Tunes or Animaniacs (including spontaneous props, or “acting out” the picture, like showing her rant at the chocolate company president )
Imagine washing the dishes and trying to wash off a stain from some new plate only for your roommate or whoever's dumb ass that bought that plate to say "yeah, that's kinda part of the design".
The bathroom meme isn't that unusual. Nearly every house that I've looked at since I'm trying to move here in Wisconsin the bathrooms are all tiny and inconvenient.
@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 Unfortunately there have been times people have done just that....so in those cases, the arrangement was probably suitable 🤯🤯🤯🤯
17:16 - ok but my dad's first language is French and growing up he'd often say "close the lights" instead of "turn off the lights" bc of it being a mistranslation and... None of us ever correcting him bc we thought it was endearing lol 😅
Every Emkay fanart: -looks incredible- I'm so very sorry. Papa just taught me to make rudimentary designs with berries on my cave walls last night Me making art: I'm not sure how I managed to mess up a stick figure, but here we are. Back to writing for me. Note to self: Am not an artist
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
Lexi: “Remember kids, don’t Jesus and drive.”
She’s right if you do you’ll end up with him.
She?
No Lexi is trans she goes by pronouns she or her
I remember a if this man could talk, so many of you could go to jail...
...and here that man is
She?
Her channel is none of my concern
I love how all the narrators have little phrases that rhyme with their names meanwhile poor Robins just like "sup"
"What's up, I'm Robin you"
What’s poppin I’m robin
get this to 69 likes and if it did NICE
“What’s throbbin, I’m Robin”
"Whats poppin, im Robin"
Lexi and Robin have to be the best presenters on this channel. They both go through all five stages of grief while reading these scripts, and listening to it is absolutely fantastic.
You forgot Damien. He is good too
@@Stabbingparrot he's fine, but his voice can wear on my nerves sometimes. Definitely not his fault, I'm just weird.
@@SkunkApe407omg someone else
no offense to him but I just can’t stand to listen to a Damien-narrated video because his voice just annoys me for no reason
What about Jack? He's great too! Especially when he randomly starts singing 😂
@@greenapple9477 Jack is definitely great, but Lexi and Robin are my faves. Jack completes the Holy Trinity, though.
"Hi sexy,i'm Lexi"
BREAKING NEWS: Deppresion rate drops to 0%
Aww, Lexie has the best positive effects of peope, huh?
Me: zdfergnervojn-wha-what?
I still have depression
Yes
Lexi has single handedly cured my depression
Hebert: *puts dog designs on their chocolate*
Lexi: So you have chosen....bagpipes.
And ONE accordion.
yes
Chocolate is poisonous to dogs. See Theobromide
Anyone else wanna see that
Yes, all of us want to see it.
Lexi: “Puppies are better, fight me”
God I love her attitude, and completely agree with her
Her...
it sounds like a him even though her name is lexi or is that just an accent
@@user-dt3of5gr2f Lexi is a trans woman. Meaning she was a guy and now is a woman, that’s why I call Lexi a her. Also Lexi’s pronouns are she/her
@@kainailo7608 ok I thought so.
@@kainailo7608 good to know it's really nice to know exactly what she is as a person for respect reasons
And that's why my gf's nickname is puppy
Ever notice how people with "Jesus take the wheel" bumper stickers always have the most damage to their cars?
Not surprising, homeboy's blood is pure wine.
As someone who doesn't believe in any kind of religion, i agree.
my social studies teacher pointed out that Jesus lived before cars so he couldn’t drive, therefore asking him to drive is pointless
@@wannabewyvern this is with no doubt the best comment ive seen.
Jesus would been a pretty bad driver tbh, he turned his blood into wine, he has no experience with driving, and he'd always floor it.
"Incredibly caffeinated German sneeze" caught me off guard
*sneezes on german*
@@NotEmilio nonono don't you dare
haha im german
*haha i had coffee*
Haaaaatschiiiiii
@@themaninyourcabinet8438 interessiert niemanden
"I didn't expect crappy design to make my insomnia worse, but here we are"
You and me both, Lexi. You and me both.
Her*: **says I’m sexy**
Me: **Holding back tears** “T...Thank you”
just a note, Lexi's a she!
J Neemeyer really?
@@whereswaldo1630 yeah, check her welcome video on her channel
_WHAT_
@@pieflower6419 i think he's transgender
"Honk Love If You Jesus"
*he is speaking the language of Gods*
Why, you are correct.
i’m disappointed in myself. I read that as “Honk if you love jesus”.
i hate myself.
@@justanonion3781 Same
Is this some christian joke that i'm to muslim to understand?
Mirage is this some Christian joke I’m to atheist to understand
‘Incompetent Rutabaga’ is my new go-to insult, thanks Lexi! ♥️
"What's up sexy, I'm lexi!" Me: *Completly caught off guard and happy*
I love that part
@@user-dw1es8nk2l what
@@definitelynotchris what
@@user-dw1es8nk2l your name says 15 years ago and it confused me
@@definitelynotchris ok
"Sounds like an incredibly caffeinated german sneeze (9:30)"
Me being german drinking coffee at 1am be like....
I the 100th like
That was hilarious, I legit sprayed coffee out my nose when I heard that (just FYI I'm a quarter German)
Did you happen to sneeze
Lexi's voice is calming. She just makes me so happy
Cant Lexi be a guys name, or is that just a girl with a low bass voice
Idk but I think Lexi is a trans woman (male to female, or MTF)
YES LEXI IS A GAIRL !!!
@@teddybear9544 gailr is a new world and I like it
@@theimprovisor8998 girl
"What's up sexy, I'm lexi." just sounds like a good way to introduce yourself to guys on tinder.
it does
Jovan Carl he sounds gay
@@Mopsspoof that's a woman.
@@Mopsspoof how do you identify gay sounds, he sounds like a normal man, a bit squeaky tho (until I read through the comment section)
well good news. she can. possibly will some day too if she uses it.
*all of lexi’s insults catch me off guard like a tumblr post saying that someone’s bones are hungry but they won’t be for long*
that's essentially my entire chaos brand
The bones have been APPEASED
"Flip the design on the other side so they all line up, *you incompetent rutabaga*" X'D
@@TheLexikitty you're hilarious, and you're my favorite emkay narrator
You go,girl! Managed to make me laugh this evening
"I will come to your factory with 3 bagpipes and an accordian, DO NOT TEST ME."
Best line
Nobody:
Lexi: wHo aPpRovEd tHis
Right as I read this, Lexi said it.
Bfi 8 hff c7
Me: canlung
And the other members of emkay too
Owo
Lexi: *just talks*
Me: your voice just makes me so happy-
Yes
I know right!
Her voice is so fun to listen to ngl,
ye. lexie is the best.
Yes
ye so cheerful even tho it's a cursed smthn
The best part of the last one is the fact that Lexi is exactly the kind of person to have three bagpipes and an accordion
“You incompetent rutabaga” is the best insult I’ve ever heard-
when I heard that I was just like "What is our overlord coming up with these days?"
@Jim Jewers 5:58
someone once called me a "dense undercooked cabbage that tastes like donkey sh*t"
Yeah I know, I might use that next time my dad buys me the wrong soda...or next time I receive the wrong order from the pizza place
I could use that the next time my dad forgets something at the grocery store
Last time the designs were this crappy I fell in and had to pull myself out.
Me:*starts to read another comment* ...wait, uhhhh, huh-wha-hu-what... what did I just read?
"WHAT IS THIS FOR?! CHIBI ENDERMEN?!"
*priceless*
"Diseased moist lung slime"
Is the best description i've ever heard for spit
@Eric Burkheimer you are the only one who had thought that
welp, Lexie is Lexie-
Lexi is hilarious
“What’s up sexy? Im Lexi”, it almost has the same energy as “What’s up cuties?”
I WAS THINKING THAT!
+ "hi beautiful"
yesssss fainted
You watch fainted
Yes!! Fainted is getting attention
I love how a Lexi threat is them showing up with annoying musical instruments. Lexi, you're beautiful. Never change. ❤💛💚💙💜
As someone who has a German bff, I can say that, yes her sneezes sound like "IkIcH"
As someone who is German, I can confirm, that’s how my sneezes sound
Has someone who is like 50 percent German I cannot confirm.
As someone with German people in their family I can confirm that is what their sneezes sound like
your friend: thats just a slap to the face
me: omi 😂😂 (omi= oh my irene, i watched aphmau ever since first ep of minecraft diaries)
DAS KONSULAT HAT BESCHLOSSEN SIE MIT DER TODESSTRAFE ZU BESTRAFEN AUFGRUND VON MEINUNGSFREIHEIT
FunFacts: the word "long" is shorter than the word "short"
R/techniclly the truth
_yes_
funfact: this link ruclips.net/video/RjYWQvGNoPQ/видео.html is not a rickroll
everyone knows that, don't think you're special because you know that
Ya don't say
Alternative title: Lexi asks "Who approved this?!" for 20 minutes
"Hey sexy I'm Lexi" that's the first time I got called sexy
Yeah, compliments are nice once in awhile.
Same sexy
that didn't hit close to home, it literally crashed throught the window and hit me straight in the face.
@@GhostKrow_ why did i laugh at this comment
Emkayre=Emkay-Flare
The Fiery Hand Pokèmon
Evolves from: Kember at level 16 ,Okaychar at level 36
Ability:FLAME BODY
Typing: [FIRE] [NORMAL]
Locations:
Discord.gg/Emkay
Move learnset:
Doubleslap[NORMAL]=Level 1
Ember[FIRE]=Level 8
Helping Hand[NORMAL]=Level 13
Force Palm[FIGHTING]=Level 15
Aura Sphere[FIGHTING]=Level 24
Flame Wheel[FIRE]=Level 29
Facade[NORMAL]=Level 33
Flamethrower[FIRE]=Level 36
Karate Chop[FIGHTING]=Level 40
Outrage[DRAGON]=Level 48
Flame Blast[FIRE]=Level 60
Blast Burn[FIRE]=Level 75
Base Stats=
95 HP
90 Attack
80 Defense
100 Sp.Atk
90 Sp.Def
110 Speed
Effort Values= 2 Speed,1 Sp.Atk
Ah, a speedy special attacker, I see you are a man of culture.
@@cristhianmunoz7025 He can also run Physical attacks!
@@cristhianmunoz7025 Facade should be his normal type Signature move because......he's a hand
@@pocaitul78nr1 Forcepalm too, not STAB but, he's a hand
@@cristhianmunoz7025 Yeah,that makes a lot of sense,facade involves the user *SLAPPING* The foe,atleast that is for Slaking
When Lexi said "And now for our feature presentation" I had VHS flashsbacks-
THX NOISES INTENSIFY
Hello fellow cassettier!
Yes, I Jesus
DØTI Yes, am to jesus
Here before this comment blows up for no reason
Do not jesus
Finally a comment that's first and is related to the video
H A H A
"Chili's house of ribs: slow-smoked, tender ribs covered in 6 fantastic sauces of the 6 people we killed in our basement ! :D" Has to be one of my favourite quotes from this video
What about 3 bagpipes and an accordion.
i love lexis attitude like she gets so into what she’s reading and is so funny about it too
6:02 If you read this right it actually says "Beware Achvesu" to warn you of a mythical cteature called the Achvesu which will destroy all clearly readable signs to turn the world into chaos.
Underrated comment
SOON
Oh
no
he got the
comments
to!
i am confused... What?
this video is the first time i was called "sexy" and that is sad
@Atreyaa yea, I'm 13
Someone else will call you sexy sometime don’t worry your sexy little ass off
This is the only time I'll ever be called sexy
@@lord__pasta same
It’s okay, nobody calls me sexy either so I do it myself ❤️
I’m sorry but “Extreme Commute Two: RoadKill Boogaloo” has thrown me for a loop and its all I’ve been thinking of for the past minute-
11:17 here in germany, we call it "Wassereis" wich litterally(?) translates to water ice. But it is in a small and thin bag.
Wassereis ist Beste 👌
Whalla beschte.
@@soso4202was that supposed to translate to water ice cream?-
As someone who is blind I am glad that Lexi knows how it feels to have printed Braille instead of actual Braille.
I too know how that feels...
Smooth
Yes and no. Depends on the surface that's it's on.
I... What?
@@Shiuki21 you cheeky son of a gun
how how are you reading and writing if your blind
Lexi almost made me cry when she said she was legally blind, because I am too. I am in the early stage of glaucoma and it makes it hard to do normal things, of course I still have some vision, but it doesn’t make it any easier to walk around with a probing cane. I normally use Molly, my psychiatric service dog, to help me navigate. Luckily I do not need Braille, but I normally have people like my mom and my boyfriend to help me go places and read things like; menus, flight plans, etc. I tend to not go anywhere without them and I’m really glad I don’t need Braille, especially in a place like this.
"I will come to your factory with three bagpipes and an accordion and I will not stop until you change your boxes."
This is the best threat I've ever heard.
Yes
I will not hesitate to join her
Ngl, same.
“Honk love if you Jesus”
- A British woman trying to find Jesus
@JTB that is exactly what they said
JTB Dummy*
Why is the thought of Lexi with three bag pipes and an accordion being a one person band so genuinely terrifying to me
I really loved Lexy's commentary, she's so funny!
lexy is a girl?
@Lejla The drunken One Oh, thank you for clarifying! I was confused for a moment until i read the comments lol
@@starstrikefuck Yeah. She's a trans woman! I'm pretty sure she didn't get surgery to change her voice to be more feminine so she can maintain the type of voice she uses on youtube and things.
@@GalacticRainestorm and she's still valid since even cis woman can have a deep voice. one of my mom's friend has a deep voice.
@@christinewhoyt And Id totally canoodle Lexi because personality and intelligence are far sexier than socio-typical vocal tonality and plumbing. Besides, great part of being bi, not being concerned with plumbing. My favorite configuration is the one I get to play with ;)
The immediate voice change after reading "Candy Sucks" 😂
no matter what, lexi always manages to makes me laugh. Thank you lexi for all the hard days you have gotten me through. I know you probaly wont see this but still. I hope you go far
The lovely Lexi returns! As always, the jokes, threats that sound like weird threats, and phrases when angry are amusing! Makes me want to start using a couple of them myself.
“With your third leg dangling in fro- Oh I can't make that joke? Oh..oh, sorry!”
Lexi, we love you-
The "run while scratching your bum" one so reminded me of Murdoc from Gorillaz
I now really want to see Lexi angrily playing bagpipes outside a chocolate factory
Not enough to let poor dogs get harmed tho
She should watch out, some chocolate factories have creepy singing animatronics outside
About that thumbnail...
**why does draco malfoy have transparent socks**
Why did you bring this into the light
The reason behind the lighter color on the end of the broom is actually because each little strand is intentionally frayed. It makes each little bristle more like a tiny brush, that way they can reduce cost by not needing to put so many bristles in, and it's generally better at sweeping
this reminds me
I have a bracelet that says "CANDy" yes, the 'y' is lowercase and the 'cand' is uppercase
Yoooo poster of the 19:23 here. @Emkay you freaking legend you covered my picture! Rock on Lexi!
Thumbnail: Toilet
Title: Crappy Design
*M a k e s M e T h i n k*
CrappyToilets
6:28 Oh damn, didn't know Battle Cats had a collab event with Pokémon
Me neither
I love Lexi, her voice sounds like she is friendly, y'know? Like she seems like the kinda person that wouldn't shit on my interests just cause they're cringe or something
9:30
"Sounds like a german sneeze"
Me a german person:
*Dieing of laughing*
Jup thats how we sneeze😂👌🏻
Genau so und nicht anders
Ich niese eher wie eine epeleptische bombe.
Haha Nein Burrito your language is wrongito
The phrase "whats up sexy im, Lexi" always makes my day
Why are you in my local area there is at yeast another option
Day 24 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 14 of recommending r/garfeildminusgarfield.
Day 10 of ruclips.net/video/RjYWQvGNoPQ/видео.html in every reply of every meme video i find in my recommendation every day
@Fardeen Arif my pleasure UWU
@@kekcola SELF PROMOTE LOL
I love Lexi's Voice, it's just nice to listen too. can anyone relate?
YES IT SOUNDS SO ENERGETIC
I LOVE HEEERRR
"Three bagpipes and an accordion" is the most threatening threat I have ever heard
Ah, yes. Withered Chica rubber duck. We meet again.
Also, I think that one was supposed to say "spring"
Yes. And it also wasn't crappydesign because they were stickers that were like that to save space on the sheet.
Emkay posts: 😀
It's Lexi: 😊🥰
She calls me sexy: 🥰😍🤩😘😗☺😚😍☺😘😗
10:16 that QUUANNNK caught me so off guard and I have been laughing myself to death for the last 20 minutes
10:55 That's French. I am French and I'll try to translate it. (I am not fluent in French, it was my second language) 10 tissues • 4 soft folds & resistance
Edit: I'm getting way better at French now. Still need a translator to help me sometimes though :)
I'm also French and I think they wanted to say "Spring" ? That's the only thing that seems to fit.
And you translated correctly what was written below the crappy design :) (but I think "4 soft and resistants folds" would be better ^^)
@@coraline1973 I'm getting better at French and it's honestly fun, I still struggle with it but the funny thing is that my family comes from France.
@@JamesCharIes Well I'm glad you're enjoying it :D !
Congratulations for your progress :)
It's okay if you struggle with it, French is a complicated language ^^"'
Yeah, I understand it, my mom says we have italian origins 'cause her grandfather was born in Corsica before it became french but I don't speak a word of italian x)
@@coraline1973 Lol, the funny thing is I've been learning French since I was 3, I mostly struggle with French grammar and spelling but I'm getting better
Thank
That bathroom is literally a _crappy design_
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely
Random facts: Yakuza isn't a OSU like game (it's a fighting game for people who only watches the meme)
Omg, your name and your profile picture made me snort.
@ he would be too powerful to be left alive.
Hey dio, Do you know this? ruclips.net/video/RjYWQvGNoPQ/видео.html
7:15
Rhinestone Lip Arnour: 130 Gold
+2 protection
+1 damage to antivax
-15 intelligence
It’s been a while since this video was uploaded, but for anyone wondering about the tissues pack with spring written on it, the text is in french. It basically just describe the product. But the actual crappy design is an english word.
"Puppies are better, fight me" I dont know what you like eating but I'm gonna stick to my chocolate
hol' up
@@TheLexikitty You tryna eat puppies?
"IKICH - Sounds like an incredibly caffeinated German sneeze"
- Lexi, August 2020
"Honk Love If You Jesus" Gives off the same energy as "Please Do Not The Cat"
Edit: Changed "Pleases" to "Please"
*"Honk love if you Jesus"*
*Most rare moments captured at the right time (NO CLICKBAIT)*
neither is this a clickbait ruclips.net/video/RjYWQvGNoPQ/видео.html (i swear its not rickroll)
@@crimsonamethyst7571 it's a SHREKROLL
@@cristhianmunoz7025 *Perhaps*
The duck at 10:15 and Lexi's reaction to said duck always makes me collapse into a mad laughing fit, sometimes I'll just randomly remember the duck and start laughing again without seeing it...
i’m always so happy to hear lexi be here. lexi is the best narrator
7:46 my school has a AC like that directly over my desk...Great placement choice
Hello, Roman-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry I can't do my work, my fuckin got blown away again
Everybody in the factory:
AHHHHHHH
Me, loving those instruments humming:
I think the problem is that he can’t play them
"Remember kids, don't Jesus and drive!"
I'M DYING
I DO WHAT I WANT AND I WILL JESUS AND DRIVE
Lexi and her last threat at the end had me dying 😂
6:01 "You incompetent rutabaga" is my new favourite insult.
"Bewasu achhverf" sounds strangely like a harry potter spell
Bewasu achhverf= wingardium leviosa
Avada kadavra
Honestly, Lexi is my favourite narrator. She looks so happy in all videos.
I think Lexi is everyone's favorite narrator at this point. I know she's mine at least. She has some of the best humor. 👍 10/10
fanartist: wingsoverpyrrhia
me: *squeals in fellow wings of fire fan noises*
I like the fanart. It’s cool how a fellow Wings of Fire fan made an EmKay logo. Good job, wingsoverpyrrhia!
oh, really? thats from wings of fire??
Y e s
@@GhostKrow_ Yes, Pyrrhia is the name of the contenent.
Huzza a man so culture
That voice-
Is illegal
✨Lexi is adorable ✨
I like to listen to Lexi videos and imagine her as a cartoon ala Looney Tunes or Animaniacs (including spontaneous props, or “acting out” the picture, like showing her rant at the chocolate company president )
If she was a cartoon she'd probably be a pink cat
Fifth comment.
Nobody cares if you’re first.
You guys do know that I’m being ironic right?
Say it with me: sar-ca-sm
Or fifth
Nobody cares if your comment is fifth either
Plus you’re seventh
No body cares if you’re fifth either
7th comment, and no one asked
Imagine washing the dishes and trying to wash off a stain from some new plate only for your roommate or whoever's dumb ass that bought that plate to say "yeah, that's kinda part of the design".
15:08
In Russia, you don't eat blanket, blanket eat you
I tried to read this with the worst Russian accent I use for a fictional character whos actually Norwegian
Day 44 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Feedback
Some feedback
r/technicallythetruth
You are cool
im once again asking for your clicks ruclips.net/video/RjYWQvGNoPQ/видео.html
“BeWaSu AchVeRe”
so inspirational :’)
New drinking game; take a shot every time Lexi says "who aPproVeD this???"
The video: Crappy design
Me: I got an ad for deodorant but in the middle of it I got an ad for tik tok-
The bathroom meme isn't that unusual. Nearly every house that I've looked at since I'm trying to move here in Wisconsin the bathrooms are all tiny and inconvenient.
I've seen a bathroom where the sink was pretty much hugging the front of the toilet. Basically, you can shit and vomit at the same time.
@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 Unfortunately there have been times people have done just that....so in those cases, the arrangement was probably suitable 🤯🤯🤯🤯
They’re not memes…
17:16 - ok but my dad's first language is French and growing up he'd often say "close the lights" instead of "turn off the lights" bc of it being a mistranslation and... None of us ever correcting him bc we thought it was endearing lol 😅
“Don’t Jesus and drive!” -Lexy 2020
Every Emkay fanart: -looks incredible- I'm so very sorry. Papa just taught me to make rudimentary designs with berries on my cave walls last night
Me making art: I'm not sure how I managed to mess up a stick figure, but here we are. Back to writing for me. Note to self: Am not an artist
Felt that. Also, I go by Morgan as well. We may possibly be clones.
@@nixvulpes1572 there can only be one. I challenge you to a duel
*fight fight fight fight*
@@-alovelygaycat- *FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*
"hey sexy, im lexi"
my depression:adios
u/wingsoverpyrrhia
*ah, I see your a man of culture as well*
Yes