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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @neooreos1263
    @neooreos1263 4 года назад +7109

    “i like to dip my pizza in orange juice” well that triggered my fight or flight response

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 4 года назад +725

      Dip it in coffee.

    • @cheyennearnett8534
      @cheyennearnett8534 4 года назад +716

      I dip mine in a cup full of antifreeze

    • @goober4135
      @goober4135 4 года назад +157

      ORANGE JUICE GANG!!

    • @vibze2895
      @vibze2895 4 года назад +104

      It triggered my flight or flight response

    • @Whatwhat953
      @Whatwhat953 4 года назад +119

      Anybody do it with ranch tho

  • @flipflop5684
    @flipflop5684 4 года назад +2600

    No body’s gonna talk about how great Robin’s Plankton voice was

    • @AverageHandle_
      @AverageHandle_ 4 года назад +22

      I was just about to comment that

    • @SPKotN
      @SPKotN 4 года назад +60

      If we talk about it, it grows more powerful.
      Soon, it will have a mind of it’s own, and we will all be doomed

    • @J_C_May
      @J_C_May 4 года назад +15

      The Self Proclaimed King of the Nerds and will steal the Kraby Patty formula

    • @Creepo_J
      @Creepo_J 4 года назад +4

      Spot on
      (noouuu y u like cwomment it was *nice* before)

    • @JupiterKnight
      @JupiterKnight 4 года назад +7

      he is plankton

  • @legendoflink1821
    @legendoflink1821 4 года назад +279

    Robin: I’m not mad, it’s just annoying
    Me: mildly infuriating and annoying are practically the same thing!

    • @joe_yes89
      @joe_yes89 4 года назад +8

      No their not...... Or are they? *vcause mode*

    • @Kairyuasahi
      @Kairyuasahi 4 года назад +2

      Hello fellow Zelda fan.

    • @galacticpheonix5328
      @galacticpheonix5328 4 года назад +2

      well I hate it cause I have ocd

    • @elile8games611
      @elile8games611 3 года назад +3

      @@joe_yes89 ah yes, *vcause mode*

    • @dreamieramune
      @dreamieramune 3 года назад +1

      @@joe_yes89 *vcause* _w h e e z e_

  • @jadeb.7501
    @jadeb.7501 3 года назад +67

    11:33 big friendly reminder that depression and laziness can be easily confused for the other so when you do see something like that (especially if that person isn't usually a lazy person) please ask them if they're okay

    • @biscuitjocks
      @biscuitjocks 2 года назад +1

      my room looks like that. LOL i literally don't have the motivation to clean it💀 and my father makes me feel worse about it and makes me feel useless and just incapable of doing anything😍.

    • @whitneysdemonicalmilktank
      @whitneysdemonicalmilktank 2 года назад +1

      @@biscuitjocks stay strong homie

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 Год назад +2

      Not by a competent professional, at least It shouldn't be. Depression s actually way less common than people make It to be nowadays and has a very distinct syndromic aspect to It, as in a different neurotransmitter pattern.

    • @jadeb.7501
      @jadeb.7501 Год назад +1

      @@biscuitjocks big relate, i have a similar problem. we're always thinking about ways we could improve stuff, following through is where it becomes difficult oof

    • @jadeb.7501
      @jadeb.7501 Год назад

      @@turinmormegil7715 i agree that depression isn't as common as people think it is but it doesnt make it any less of an important issue. my point was that it doesn't take a lot of effort to be a little compassionate to people who are clearly going through something, there's always the possibility of it being a mental health issue, especially to someone like this who is already in a situation that anyone would find difficult.

  • @davidcardona9243
    @davidcardona9243 4 года назад +432

    Beetlejuice didn't want his suit back, that WAS Beetlejuice, he was just trying to scare someone with crippling OCD

    • @cheesebrackers
      @cheesebrackers 4 года назад +5

      **beetlejuice*

    • @mtkira
      @mtkira 4 года назад +2

      PETELGEUSE ROMANÉE-CONTI---
      ah no wrong series

    • @cheesebrackers
      @cheesebrackers 4 года назад +2

      Casen Capello *beetlegoose

    • @roglot8776
      @roglot8776 4 года назад +2

      Enbie Clown **eciujelteeb*

    • @charadoesdumbstuff
      @charadoesdumbstuff 4 года назад +2

      @@roglot8776 *beepleOrangejuice

  • @WooShell
    @WooShell 3 года назад +211

    10:30 collecting egg shells makes sense. if you're getting your eggs from a farmer or private breeder etc, they often take back the shells to grind down and add to the feed. also, some people like to have them soak them in water to make high-mineral water for plants.

    • @waxocelot9395
      @waxocelot9395 3 года назад +10

      Sorry did I hear that right? They grind egg shells into chicken feed????

    • @ehhhhh596
      @ehhhhh596 3 года назад +21

      @@waxocelot9395 calcium

    • @kaibaiarrio1299
      @kaibaiarrio1299 3 года назад +12

      The calcium is also good for snails and shrimp/krill!!

    • @berniesalutan4927
      @berniesalutan4927 3 года назад +2

      Ya-yamete kudasai!~

    • @mallgoth
      @mallgoth 3 года назад +8

      *C A L C I U M*

  • @shmeeky.kleeky3440
    @shmeeky.kleeky3440 4 года назад +218

    “Ayo what time is it? Yes.” That got me 😂

  • @CasualGamerDude
    @CasualGamerDude 3 года назад +113

    7:03 I don't think robin understood that the colors were switched on the top there, but who can blame him, he's colorblind

    • @barney28
      @barney28 3 года назад +3

      really?

    • @Shadowed623
      @Shadowed623 3 года назад

      @@barney28 yeah

    • @brickbot2.038
      @brickbot2.038 2 года назад +1

      Oh, with their given context I thought there was supposed to be something wrong with the remote, and I was confused because it's a pretty standard RGB light controller. But yeah, the red and green colors are switched. I think that's actually intentional, because every RGB controller I've ever seen is like that, but I have no clue why.

  • @RMZ_Fr
    @RMZ_Fr 4 года назад +384

    Boredom:
    EmKay: I'm about to end this mans whole career

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +54

      They call us the "Boredom Killer"... They call us "25 Unusual Sites to Cure You of Boredom"... They call us "Video"...

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 4 года назад +13

      More like “Hi, I’m Emkay! You have a 1/3 chance to get one of the originals and 2/3 chance to get a Brit! You will hate us in 5 years!”

    • @madisonturski3213
      @madisonturski3213 4 года назад +4

      Lmao their amazing

    • @alicudechimario3896
      @alicudechimario3896 2 года назад

      @@EmKay
      *BANG BANG*
      emkay: who killed boredom?

    • @yeetermodbot8915
      @yeetermodbot8915 2 года назад

      @@EmKay your correct! What a consept..

  • @0zymand1us
    @0zymand1us 4 года назад +506

    "Oh yea, I forgot. 19 year olds are not real"
    _pewdiepie community is displeased_

    • @lightningangel45
      @lightningangel45 4 года назад +22

      Thank god I turned 20 lmao.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +93

      PewDiePie community is NOT REAL!! They're all BOTS!!! Don't believe me? Google It.

    • @SiIIster
      @SiIIster 4 года назад +14

      @@EmKay *laughs in Siri*

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 4 года назад +4

      Nah, Pewdiepie speeds like baby because of his nonce fanbase

    • @TheeKyuubiKidd
      @TheeKyuubiKidd 4 года назад +2

      Theresa Rayner So, generalizing a whole group of over 100 million people just because you dislike PewDiePie? Strange. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Someone get this girl a lobotomy!

  • @Ponderation5445
    @Ponderation5445 4 года назад +486

    Me to the people in mildly infuriating: *Your free trial of living has ended*

    • @ObsidianMLG
      @ObsidianMLG 4 года назад +8

      your free trail of death has begun, to obtain premium, live a live free of r/mildlyinfuriating

    • @meepbeep7194
      @meepbeep7194 4 года назад +2

      Honey Hive nobody cares

    • @creepywaffles4783
      @creepywaffles4783 4 года назад

      The adults on there: no I have a membership but a free trial of death does sound nice

    • @vboi9351
      @vboi9351 4 года назад

      Testing 285 a lot of it’s not even mildly infuriating it makes me angy

    • @Ponderation5445
      @Ponderation5445 4 года назад +1

      @@vboi9351 Yes, angy, very angy

  • @babowasalwayshere
    @babowasalwayshere 3 года назад +32

    "This may be a sign of more than just laziness and you might wanna check if that person is okay" massive respect to Robin for this one. So many people will just call it laziness, ridicule people for being slobs and leave it at that. But it's very often indicative of underlying depression or at the very least some form of executive dysfunction, which is a symptom of many mental illnesses as well as autism and ADHD.

  • @fruitymcfruitcake9674
    @fruitymcfruitcake9674 4 года назад +145

    5:13 My mom is a console gamer and when I first saw this I told her, and she didn't understand. Hundreds of games, thousands of dollars, hundreds to thousands of hours of progress just... Gone. Your free time up to that point and all the games you got because you wanted them and they were on sale but haven't played yet... Gone.

    • @thefishyminer3572
      @thefishyminer3572 4 года назад +2

      F

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 года назад

      F

    • @cyanide8838
      @cyanide8838 4 года назад

      E

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +5

      This is like if I deleted your bank account.

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 4 года назад +7

      I don’t understand how people CAN’T fathom the importance of something just because it isn’t readily tangible. Don’t destroy anything that isn’t yours, plain and simple.

  • @lemmyrik708
    @lemmyrik708 4 года назад +2149

    0 seconds in and i love it.

  • @urk273
    @urk273 4 года назад +409

    absolutely everyone: Sees something funny
    Everyone:That’s my special trick for later

    • @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059
      @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059 4 года назад

      "Nobody:" memes and "Everybody:" memes are mildly infuriating

    • @BuhBungus
      @BuhBungus 4 года назад +3

      SaltyMemes people that insults memes make me Mildly infuriated

    • @urk273
      @urk273 4 года назад

      SaltyMemes lol it’s in your name. You get salty at memes you uncultured swine

    • @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059
      @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059 4 года назад

      @@urk273 tysm captain obvious

    • @urk273
      @urk273 4 года назад

      SaltyMemes your welcome Captain About To Get Whooshed

  • @mewmew8932
    @mewmew8932 2 года назад +5

    2:56 I know what this is! It's an on/off switch for the outlet. With that types of plug, they're all pretty modern, and they were designed for safety, so many of them have switches so if no-one is home, nothing can short-circuit; or, if there's a kid alone, he can't stick a fork in and die. I hope this helps, Robin!

  • @Useless985
    @Useless985 4 года назад +335

    "19yos dont exist"
    pewdiepie fans:

  • @assassinprogaming8428
    @assassinprogaming8428 4 года назад +544

    A band I listen to is named "a perfect circle" and there emblem is a imperfect circle.

  • @subjectdelta3908
    @subjectdelta3908 4 года назад +46

    “I can’t even renovate my Minecraft dirt hut”. That totally killed me.

  • @yerryindrajaya2986
    @yerryindrajaya2986 2 года назад +12

    4:45 That "Is This A Plant Or An Animal Cell?" Is Ok They Wanted It To Be Realistic With The Animal Cell So They Made Super Duper Uber Tiny

  • @gamerman8184
    @gamerman8184 4 года назад +320

    To whoever dips pizza in milk
    *im gonna give you 30 seconds to stop before I start a genocide run*

    • @explicitteapot1927
      @explicitteapot1927 3 года назад +22

      I- if they dont stop it, please let me join in the genocide run

    • @danigeo247
      @danigeo247 3 года назад +13

      @@explicitteapot1927 Can i join too?

    • @Mrs52308
      @Mrs52308 3 года назад +13

      LESS GO
      (Also has been 2 months they didn't stop)

    • @DIDI666PK
      @DIDI666PK 3 года назад +5

      Can I join you?

    • @green_lettuce
      @green_lettuce 3 года назад +5

      @@explicitteapot1927 can I join? I got the F-16 Raptor and the Nuclear bomb

  • @DE-yr9zw
    @DE-yr9zw 4 года назад +229

    The building with everything off-center actually has some great history as to why it was designed that way. I don't remember the full story but it was destroyed so when they built it again the architect designed it so that the center point would be off-center, and that's also why some of the glass has a shattered pattern to it, as an homage to that. Still annoying to look at but history makes me appreciate it

    • @troophole
      @troophole 4 года назад +2

      K

    • @drubble1410
      @drubble1410 4 года назад

      K

    • @japulet2214
      @japulet2214 4 года назад

      Time stamp please.

    • @jojof8261
      @jojof8261 4 года назад +2

      @Hermione Granger around 9:55 I think. It's the university church st Pauli in Leipzig, it was blown up in 1968 and partially recycled :9

  • @MrSilverfab
    @MrSilverfab 4 года назад +58

    "don't show this to anyone from new York, they might have an actual heart attack"
    Italy :Am I a joke to you?

    • @player-wz3so
      @player-wz3so 4 года назад +4

      YOUV'A MAMA'D YOUR LAST A MIA

    • @goldenrosepetals5026
      @goldenrosepetals5026 4 года назад +1

      Guardati le spalle, stronzo

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, protect your ARM cap you fottuto lasagna

  • @DatTrumpetGirl
    @DatTrumpetGirl 3 года назад +9

    1:55
    EmKay: Heya what time is it?
    Also EmKay: *Yes.*
    I love EmKay ❤️

  • @beanzsprout
    @beanzsprout 4 года назад +376

    everyone else in the comments: **interesting and funny comments**
    me: **aggressively pointing my middle finger at my screen the whole time**

  • @player-wz3so
    @player-wz3so 4 года назад +212

    Siri is useless
    *Shhh, don't awaken the beast*-
    *Bing*
    "Oh no"

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 4 года назад

      Sorry i dont get it can someone give context

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +3

      At least whenever Cortana gets awakened by mistake it realizes that I didn’t say Cortana and goes away, Siri just yells at me for not doing anything because I said “seriously”.

  • @meIIohi
    @meIIohi 4 года назад +142

    *What's the worst way to hold a drink?*
    _Jacksepticeye has joined the chat_

    • @yuumimain2940
      @yuumimain2940 4 года назад +3

      he be crabbing

    • @thisissupposed
      @thisissupposed 4 года назад +3

      Trump joined the chat

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 года назад

      Oo Skyrix I was looking for this

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 4 года назад

      Don’t be hating on Jack sure it’s unorthodox but sticking your fingers in someone’s wether your own or someone else’s drink is the worst way to hold itthats how you get sick

    • @CPTXephos
      @CPTXephos 4 года назад

      *Levi Ackerman joins the fray*

  • @Celestes_star_show
    @Celestes_star_show 3 года назад +31

    This isn’t just mildly infuriating cause I laugh when I’m really annoyed and I can’t breathe anymore

  • @pulponion9863
    @pulponion9863 4 года назад +68

    People with dyed hair : literally blink
    Elderly people : so you have chosen, death

  • @Leon-sm1zl
    @Leon-sm1zl 4 года назад +211

    Wait Robin is color blind? Damn, that must suck

    • @altf4_pls
      @altf4_pls 4 года назад +29

      I too am colourblind and it IS very annoying

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 4 года назад +7

      @@altf4_pls
      Blue is what to you?

    • @harrisberuauguaan8961
      @harrisberuauguaan8961 4 года назад +7

      foquinha o focão there are a lot of types, but for red blue color blind people blue would be dark grey

    • @harrisberuauguaan8961
      @harrisberuauguaan8961 4 года назад +2

      I think

    • @angel-nv7jk
      @angel-nv7jk 4 года назад +1

      @@foquitajeej2399 blue is purple to me

  • @sammy1389
    @sammy1389 3 года назад +104

    My favorite part
    "Hey what time is it?
    YES"

  • @nadinefiedler627
    @nadinefiedler627 3 года назад +25

    Fun fact that makes me mad the image of salt on spaghetti isn't salt ITS GOD DAMN SUGAR!!!!!!!!

  • @3vercent
    @3vercent 4 года назад +39

    7:40 Me trying to say "That's a raccoon!"
    My brain deciding no: "That's a cartoon!"

  • @fhrusbite
    @fhrusbite 4 года назад +128

    You can't just make memes out of grapes and expect people to understand them : 6:02

    • @davidz1424
      @davidz1424 4 года назад +11

      All the purple will rape the green.

    • @ChaosAbandon
      @ChaosAbandon 4 года назад +6

      Wats rape

    • @V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos
      @V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos 4 года назад +9

      I wish I didn't know the meme.

    • @davidz1424
      @davidz1424 4 года назад +6

      @@ChaosAbandon it's like 8=> ○
      That while the victim doesn't want you to
      AND kidnapping has been going on lately on young girls. They Rape and then they kill them

    • @imatheistbut5789
      @imatheistbut5789 4 года назад

      @@davidz1424 what's kill

  • @saquial
    @saquial 4 года назад +123

    “I prefer to dip mine in orange juice.”
    Orange juice gang? CRINGE...

    • @mojoplayer8915
      @mojoplayer8915 4 года назад +8

      Ima right boners?

    • @bigass97
      @bigass97 4 года назад +6

      ah, i see i have found a fellow boner

    • @wilbofreeshan6340
      @wilbofreeshan6340 4 года назад +8

      Fix it with unitys particle system

    • @bigass97
      @bigass97 4 года назад +4

      @@wilbofreeshan6340 i dont know how to use unity, maybe thats why my life sucks

    • @l_Titancameramanprime_l
      @l_Titancameramanprime_l 4 года назад +6

      Let's go boners

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 3 года назад +9

    3:30 I saw something like this before, It's much more terrifying to experience the sight of in person

  • @failpup2062
    @failpup2062 4 года назад +115

    I could literally hear the insanity increasing in his voice as I get deeper into the vid. Press on soldier, you got this!

  • @TtEL
    @TtEL 3 года назад +62

    1:37 Plot twist: The question asked that the answer be from greatest to least.

    • @badsaturnz23
      @badsaturnz23 3 года назад +1

      Or it had something to do with coordinates and he got X and Y mixed up

    • @damienlaub
      @damienlaub 2 года назад

      @@badsaturnz23 yeah that’s what i thought

  • @rei_-ee2nw9hd4c
    @rei_-ee2nw9hd4c 4 года назад +44

    8:47
    More correctly: don't show this to anyone in Italy or they will rip your hands off.

    • @levoca-9296
      @levoca-9296 4 года назад +4

      Yes we will rip their hands off

    • @americannightmare425
      @americannightmare425 4 года назад +6

      I will show that to my Italian friend just to make him mad.

    • @rei_-ee2nw9hd4c
      @rei_-ee2nw9hd4c 4 года назад +4

      @@americannightmare425 you're such a good friend pal

    • @americannightmare425
      @americannightmare425 4 года назад +5

      @Rebecca Scollo
      Yep lol
      He wasn’t mad at me, just disgusted

    • @WorkerDrone47
      @WorkerDrone47 7 месяцев назад

      I’ll send that to everyone in Italy after finding the address and putting it in the pinned comment with text saying “found the location of the idiots,go get them!”

  • @Respectfully_Shut
    @Respectfully_Shut 2 года назад +1

    Alcoholist: Builds something
    Robin:
    *IMMA END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER!!!*

  • @kanniekosplayyes2799
    @kanniekosplayyes2799 4 года назад +39

    Me: *sees couch* looks like that it belongs in the Beetlejuice Musical
    Robin: "Also Beetlejuice called, he wants his suit back"
    Me: xD

    • @roul4842
      @roul4842 4 года назад

      * relating noises *

  • @Giogiology
    @Giogiology 4 года назад +25

    “It’s game over when you lose the microwave”
    Me : whose microwave has been broken for years :

  • @miks6951
    @miks6951 4 года назад +14

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Me placing the lights in my sims house: 11:06

  • @deematmok8156
    @deematmok8156 3 года назад +1

    ‘If you don’t eat pizza like this, you’re doing it wrong.’
    If you do eat pizza like that, you’re asking to be slapped.

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox 3 года назад +48

    11:10 When you want to light up in your house in The Sims, but too lazy to measure them out.

  • @Tooshamefull
    @Tooshamefull 4 года назад +21

    Reddit: mildly infuriating
    Me: SEVERELY INFURIATING or CRAPPYDESIGN?

  • @buddy9848
    @buddy9848 4 года назад +20

    8:45
    *Me who's eating pizza at the moment, from New York, and an Aries:* I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THESE GUYS RIGHT NOW

  • @sfinn70
    @sfinn70 Год назад +1

    I love it when Robin just says "ya freak." It makes me laugh so hard

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад +43

    Yeah, the son ain't gonna want to talk to his dad after he destroyed his Steam account.

    • @izumimiyamura7172
      @izumimiyamura7172 4 года назад +5

      Tony Peppermint I wouldn’t even look at him

    • @TheIceCreamWizard
      @TheIceCreamWizard 4 года назад +2

      I would devour his soul

    • @henriquegrilo5402
      @henriquegrilo5402 4 года назад +1

      i would feel empty,heartbroken after all my hours of gameplay gone to waste

    • @hans7409
      @hans7409 4 года назад

      @@henriquegrilo5402 If you truely feel that way, you should probably stop gaming anyway.

    • @lujuria9920
      @lujuria9920 4 года назад +1

      Hans no, I don’t think we will

  • @deepunspokenfacts
    @deepunspokenfacts 4 года назад +193

    People get here early.
    Sees others funny posts
    "Write that down write it down!"

    • @bonesmalone7826
      @bonesmalone7826 4 года назад +2

      no-one cares that you're early, it doesn't matter.

    • @deepunspokenfacts
      @deepunspokenfacts 4 года назад +3

      @@bonesmalone7826 chill it was a joke about other people being early. I personally hate people who say "first"

    • @DastardlyDawar
      @DastardlyDawar 4 года назад +1

      People get here early.
      Sees others funny posts
      "Write that down write it down!"

    • @lachlanmcnamara9977
      @lachlanmcnamara9977 4 года назад

      “Write that down write it down”

    • @jomoma6960
      @jomoma6960 4 года назад +1

      Mr. Shark why so many people making early jokes...😒

  • @BubbleIsSoCool
    @BubbleIsSoCool 4 года назад +52

    Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day ????
    *i have lost count of the days. Help me.*

  • @theminoelectric
    @theminoelectric 2 года назад +1

    “Don’t show this to any people in New York”
    Italians: “am I a joke to you?”

  • @mariaguglielmo1532
    @mariaguglielmo1532 4 года назад +6

    At 5:57 - those are scrabble tiles. Scrabble is designed to give you more vowels for the words. They also put a less amount of certain letters making those letters more valuable and more difficult to play.

  • @violetfurbean9841
    @violetfurbean9841 4 года назад +42

    Post: 19 year olds don’t exist
    Me: so I don’t exist?

    • @toastedbread3962
      @toastedbread3962 4 года назад +3

      The Holy Peanut 🥜

    • @feqbrony8989
      @feqbrony8989 4 года назад +4

      Begone, apparition! Ye be not more than a nightmare!

    • @Curdled.milk1
      @Curdled.milk1 4 года назад +2

      No

    • @lazilexi
      @lazilexi 4 года назад +1

      Shush, 173, go back to your containment...
      I have my eye on you

    • @dartfamily3409
      @dartfamily3409 4 года назад +1

      The Holy Peanut I praise thee, for thou is the most holy legume that this world has yet to see.

  • @OT_does_stuff
    @OT_does_stuff 4 года назад +500

    Fun fact 69 : left-handed women have a better chance of getting pregnant then men

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад +3

    3:15 bagging the poop and leaving it is even worse than just not bagging it

  • @ragingmacaque5722
    @ragingmacaque5722 4 года назад +10

    8:43 as a newyorker I didn’t have a heart attack, I had a stroke

  • @KorinIta
    @KorinIta 4 года назад +41

    Me, an italian: sees the Thumbnail.
    Also me: *suffer inside*

    • @levoca-9296
      @levoca-9296 4 года назад +1

      Lol , Anche io sto soffrendo

    • @DD-tk2rv
      @DD-tk2rv 4 года назад +3

      Pineapple

    • @therat3549
      @therat3549 4 года назад +2

      Never meet a Joestar or else you’ll die

    • @KorinIta
      @KorinIta 4 года назад +1

      _ they are good peoples, just a bit musculars

    • @MrSilverfab
      @MrSilverfab 4 года назад

      @@DD-tk2rv oh you're the funny guy huh

  • @MaxArt2501
    @MaxArt2501 4 года назад +6

    6:31 Web developer here... The point there is that "darkgray" is actually _lighter_ than "gray".
    That's because "gray" and "darkgray" come from two different color palettes from different systems, the W3C and X11 (since 1984) respectively.
    Yes, I'm not making this up. Look it up on Wikipedia, "X11 color names".

  • @AgentSapphire
    @AgentSapphire 3 года назад +3

    The butter thing I actually understand. For some strange reason if you zap butter in the microwave for a few seconds to soften the stick the exact center of the butter melts while the edges still remain hard and unmelted.

  • @doodlingcryptidcreations
    @doodlingcryptidcreations 4 года назад +12

    Robin: *" SLOWER YOU S L U T ! "*
    Me: Wow I didn't it did that..

  • @Titannnn399
    @Titannnn399 4 года назад +42

    8:16 that impersonation tho

    • @Jetstream_poyo
      @Jetstream_poyo 3 года назад +5

      I know! It’s like he voiced him!

  • @machobacon258
    @machobacon258 4 года назад +64

    Emkay: That rock fits PERFECTLY then 2 of these aren’t what they seem
    Me: your confusing me emkay

  • @eduardoflores1010
    @eduardoflores1010 2 года назад +2

    5:48 This can be correct if we're talking in different languages, The US in spanish can be abbreviated as EU (Estados Unidos) but that is still incorrect as the true abbreviation is EEUU

  • @isakwhitney5315
    @isakwhitney5315 4 года назад +62

    Robin:
    Freaks out about things not being correctly oriented or presented.
    The end of every EmKay video:
    "Like and subscri"
    Edit:
    Everyone except me:
    "That's the joke"

  • @richieturds
    @richieturds 4 года назад +25

    his plankton voice is actually really good

  • @notkazman1678
    @notkazman1678 4 года назад +33

    "19 years old ain't real"
    **angry 19 years old army**

  • @turinmormegil7715
    @turinmormegil7715 Год назад +1

    7:35 that's not Salt, it's Sugar. Usually we put sugar to correct acidity, but not that much, obviously

  • @sydissupercool
    @sydissupercool 4 года назад +21

    the background: slightly orange
    me: [angry noises]

    • @catloverincali2569
      @catloverincali2569 4 года назад

      Chill

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH 4 года назад

      Chill

    • @R0Z3G0L6
      @R0Z3G0L6 4 года назад

      Chill, it's pink, not orange

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад

      @@R0Z3G0L6 Well it's more of a peach

    • @R0Z3G0L6
      @R0Z3G0L6 4 года назад

      @@carlwebber4094 well, peach is a type of pink.....I'm still right!
      And it's been a month....

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 3 года назад +4

    0:00. "If you do this in my house, you're no longer allowed in my house."

  • @monsterman4692
    @monsterman4692 4 года назад +9

    Robin: dig right in!
    The cat: finally my death wish has come true

  • @alexschmitt2980
    @alexschmitt2980 3 года назад +12

    Fun Fact: "EU" giving the American flag emoji as a suggestion isn't insanity, it's just French. The French name for United States is Etats Unis making "EU" the equivalent of saying "US" to a French speaker.

    • @lepidotos
      @lepidotos 2 года назад +5

      And also Estados Unidos.

  • @williamnanney4799
    @williamnanney4799 4 года назад +16

    9:48 Emkay exposed as orange juice gang, I must report this to Dani.

    • @BoudyDSi
      @BoudyDSi 4 года назад +3

      MILK GANG

    • @LuigiMasterGaming
      @LuigiMasterGaming 4 года назад +1

      I see you too are a man of culture. Milk gang, rise up

  • @twitterusersarefreakingstu2200
    @twitterusersarefreakingstu2200 4 года назад +15

    When you get out of the shower and there’s no towels.

  • @360foxgamerz2
    @360foxgamerz2 4 года назад +17

    Thumbnail : Me : "Well then, I'll keep eating pizza wrong then."

  • @DustinHarrisonCat
    @DustinHarrisonCat 2 года назад +1

    My favorite thing to watch before going to sleep

  • @bigdave5678
    @bigdave5678 4 года назад +20

    5:47 it’s because In French it’s États-Unis for United States but Europe stays the same

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +4

      And in Spanish it’s “Estados Unidos”, o EE. UU.

  • @neongray7959
    @neongray7959 4 года назад +31

    At least since Robin is doing it this time there was no moaning in the intro

  • @dansfm1503
    @dansfm1503 4 года назад +26

    Can we just take a moment to recognize how he nailed that plankton impression,

  • @mmayfield1994
    @mmayfield1994 3 года назад +1

    EmKay's Plankton impression was spot on

  • @agentpink8903
    @agentpink8903 4 года назад +9

    **sees someone put pizza in milk**
    me: STOP, YOUR BREAKING THE LAW

    • @michaelmorton5698
      @michaelmorton5698 4 года назад +1

      Oblivion guards: "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 4 года назад +39

    The fraction one is annoying because both the "incorrect" and the "correct" ones are correct. 21/36 divide both numbers by 3 and it's 7/12, multiply both numbers by 2 instead and it becomes 42/72, so both of them are equivalent

    • @deactivated.1254
      @deactivated.1254 4 года назад +8

      Thing is, in most tests' they want the simplist form of the number. My teachers constantly tell us to always write in the simplist form, or else it wont count as a point. Its most likely (or should have) in the beginning of the test stated that awnsers will only be accepted in their simplist form.

    • @katgam9141
      @katgam9141 4 года назад

      God I'm a junior in high school and did not get it somehow

  • @Bubbleslikesartsometimes2241
    @Bubbleslikesartsometimes2241 4 года назад +5

    The Racoon was looking at the camera like : ‘Wanna know what I am? You should...’

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 3 года назад +7

    9:44 technically its putting your dairy bread slice in a cup of dairy based liquid.
    Unless that's almond milk. then its cursed.

  • @jamilihelo3691
    @jamilihelo3691 4 года назад +60

    Life hack: if you are having trouble breathing while wearing a mask, cut holes right below where your nostrils are located.

    • @maxdrz_
      @maxdrz_ 4 года назад +10

      Hmmm yes very good life hack I see

    • @Cheb87
      @Cheb87 4 года назад +7

      Oh yes and if you still are cut a hole aroynd the mouth

    • @bigboyjones8299
      @bigboyjones8299 4 года назад +1

      Omg that didn’t work me mad 😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡😠😠😠😡😡🤬😠😠😤😡😠😠🤬😠🤬

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 4 года назад +1

      I just wear a mesh mask so I can breath easily.

    • @eddie-roo
      @eddie-roo 4 года назад +1

      Don't do that, that's dangerous, you have to cut a hole all the way from your nostrils to your chin to not suffocate

  • @starvingshark815
    @starvingshark815 4 года назад +24

    8:16 how do you lose something you never had?

  • @mintproductions8942
    @mintproductions8942 4 года назад +6

    3:48
    Essentially there’s two right answers, op got selected one of them and the computer had the other one as correct.

    • @blasterpark1027
      @blasterpark1027 4 года назад

      So I'm not the only one who said something bout that 👍

    • @joe_yes89
      @joe_yes89 4 года назад

      Didn't expect that one, all I can say is *"emkay"*

  • @batkamarri13
    @batkamarri13 2 года назад

    8:14 That impression is to perfect AHAHAAHAH

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 4 года назад +6

    7:25 It's almost correct. The A has the 3 lower dots one to the left.
    It's supposed to say DAD in guittar chords

  • @spaghettiweddi8031
    @spaghettiweddi8031 4 года назад +51

    People call it sweat. They’d usually say “The water is sweating a lot” because it’s a lot easier than saying “This water is performing condensation at this specific time and place.”

    • @assassinsgames6721
      @assassinsgames6721 4 года назад +3

      I have lost brain

    • @l1skic
      @l1skic 4 года назад +2

      @@assassinsgames6721 what is brain

    • @eggie_deli
      @eggie_deli 4 года назад

      Liskic it’s something that if you had you would understand simple English words that people that speak English as a 2nd,3rd or 4th language can understand fairly easily you soggy piece of wholemeal seeded bread
      (This is just a joke pls don’t get offended. Sorry in advance if I offended any soggy pieces of wholemeal bread :’D)

    • @Lunar_rain..
      @Lunar_rain.. 2 года назад

      @@l1skic I no idea what brain has

    • @DuoVersal
      @DuoVersal 2 года назад

      @@Lunar_rain.. brain has banana not real

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 года назад +25

    People who put pizza in milk are the same people who'd eat pizza with a knife and fork

    • @krazyeliteski5202
      @krazyeliteski5202 4 года назад +6

      lmao
      People who eat yogurt with a knife.

    • @wqqclicc674
      @wqqclicc674 4 года назад +4

      people that eat salad with a spoon

    • @red-vg2ds
      @red-vg2ds 4 года назад +4

      @@wqqclicc674 people that put the milk before the cereal

    • @errorusernamenotfound1018
      @errorusernamenotfound1018 4 года назад +5

      people who "eat" pepsi with a fork

    • @al3xm1lner
      @al3xm1lner 4 года назад +2

      I only eat pizza with a knife and fork if it's super greasy or something like that
      plz don't kill me 😂

  • @manxgirl
    @manxgirl 3 года назад +4

    8:32 - I wonder if that's a pellet of the Dorito seasonings.🤔 I had that happen to me once. The bag only contained 5 chips and the seasoning pellet. And yes, I did receive coupons from them as an apology.

  • @Andyy8154
    @Andyy8154 4 года назад +34

    "Don't show this to anyone living in New York"
    *me watching it as a New Yorker*

  • @sonicfan88321
    @sonicfan88321 4 года назад +7

    0:01 if you do that in my house, I will get a restraining order on you.

  • @lazerfrog155
    @lazerfrog155 4 года назад +5

    “I like to dip mine in orange juice” I think u just enraged the entirety of Italy

    • @ManLikeEddy
      @ManLikeEddy 3 года назад

      Jokes on you , they're into that shit

  • @hoshiworks_aster
    @hoshiworks_aster 3 года назад

    9:08 the sass in this statement is ridiculous and i love it

  • @O5-1-n2q
    @O5-1-n2q 3 года назад +5

    “How do you like your Pizza?”
    “Yes”

  • @Chanceogal
    @Chanceogal 4 года назад +49

    This might trigger someone:
    The number 11

  • @MightBeIncompetent
    @MightBeIncompetent 4 года назад +8

    5:19 as a google classroom user I can say this is relatable

  • @KamiNoBaka1
    @KamiNoBaka1 3 года назад +4

    In the math quiz one with the fractions, both 7/12 and 42/72 are equal to 21/36. My guess is they were testing on whether people understood how to reduce fractions but worded the question REALLY badly. Also on the spaghetti one I'm pretty sure that was sugar, and I'm not sure whether that or salt is worse for the flavor of the spaghetti. Not sure which is more unhealthy, either.