Why lights are never centered: "hey uhhh, there seems to be a miscalculation here.... Should we move the lamp a bit?" "nah the owners gonna do it by themselves" The owners: "hey uhhh, why is the lamp a little bit shifted? Oh forget it it'll just cost me unnecessary spending."
7:25 I worked in construction and electrical work before, and I can confirm that the lights are supposed to be centered. However, sometimes the holes for the lights are cut from the attic so as to not damage any wiring or plumbing, so they don't always end up perfect. It is, however, VERY frustrating when it gets cut wrong.
Yes that is true, I am also an electrician, but sometimes when you have a small coridor I will install the light on one side because a shelf, dresser will come in the space and the light will be not centered on your walk space
But, I see it as the offcenter light is good for dispelling shadow. When light are on center, everything in the room will have shadow, but if the light are shine sideways, some items will not have shadow. Just a thought u know
"why are lights never centered?" Wife to an electrician here. Sometimes there is shit in the walls that wires cant be next to like main supposes or plumbing.
Added bonus my father in law who is also an electrician said said "arcutects never take into account what is in the way in the walls. You can draw anything on paper."
@@JinkZelda True that, and when the customer says 'I want the lights centered' and you tell them it's gonna cost an extra $1000 they're not gonna pay that. Especially if it's a commercial building, they'd rather the light be diagonal than have to pay more.
my lights are centered but only because my room is perfectly centered in the middle of my house (which honestly bothers me more because the corners of certain rooms are just cut off so that my room fits)
I just wanna point out that most artists agree that hands are the most challenging thing to draw (except maybe feet, depending who you ask). Y'all's logo is a hand. Alls I'm saying is I'm glad you appreciate your fan artist community.
I remember one time when my mom ordered a taco at a Mexican restaurant. They asked what toppings she wanted on it, and she said "Just cheese" and when they came out and gave her her taco, it was a shell with cheese in it. No meat, just a bunch of shredded cheese. Believe me when I tell you I was confused and scared.
she got what she asked for smh you need to stop being entitled when you asked for *JUST CHEESE* so she got *JUST CHEESE* so i don't know what's wrong? smh my head head
beinz heans i hope your joking but that’s not entitlement. If they asked what toppings then anything besides the shell and meat are asked for because the meat and shell are considered what makes a taco.
For the 3 chickens in the nest box, looks like they're either sleeping in there and snuggling for warmth, or that's the primo nest box of the day and all the chooks MUST use THAT specific nest box to be fulfilled. Either way, those 3 cluck potatoes are all cozy and adorable!
Hey EmKay, Surveying technician here: Why are lights never centered you ask? Welp, for some reason the architects decided to let the electricians choose the placements of the lights - which will then be the shortest cable route possible. Causing them to be at random places Or the architects do it themselves and come up with really weird places, patterns or just weirdness. Lil story about it: I work at a jobsite in the Netherlands for the second biggest underground bike-parking, and guess what. Not a single light is either in a straight line, or is centered. To make matters worse, the people who had to construct the roof didn't lay down the panels correctly, so now al the seams are tilted, while the pillars are straight but not parallel with the wall, and the lights are tilted the other way, straight, not centered at all and not in parallel with the wall either. There also isn't any pattern in them, they are also literally just scattered around. To make it even worse, they people who had to put down the lining on the ground and such. Did not center the numbers in the walkways, failed to properly line the arrows and literally turned the numbers upside down; meaning you need to look down the hallways to see the number. I do not have OCD, but do have a keen eye for patterns and if things are not in line this whole jobsite annoys me to all hell.
I worked as an electrician, and never did we moved light for shorter cable route, the culprit is most of the time architect being weird, small companies not having a choice, or greedy assholes who want to save money on cable (which isn't even that costly, well, in my country at least)
Carpenter here, alot of the times I've seen the lights be off center because the bottom cords of roof trusses are right where the light Should be, and you can't cut/drill into the bottom cord as it's load bearing. So the lights have to be off center, unfortunate but the only option.
Listen to me carefully. I'm NOT trying to brag, and im not bragging, but I was supposed to go to Disneyland this year but covid say no. So, we had to schedule it for next year. Thanks Covid!
And uh, who asked? Did we need your opinion? No. So please for the sake of the rest of humanity, save us all some trouble by not being an asshole. It’s obvious you clicked on the comment to hate on this poor person, and I am having none of it. Just stop trying to find a reason to fight people you uncivilized social provocateur.
I remember a time at our store we had to do the same thing when the coolers went down for too long, we had to throw things out because they could be potentially dangerous to customers. However, they did let people take ice cream and things like that for free.
8:10 And the worst thing is, I have seen posts were these poor kids weren't allowed to bring their own lunch because the school lunch was too expensive.
my parents and brothers do that too... i am trying to make an automatic closing door but i need a hook above my door to hang a bottle on, i have the string, i have the bottle, but no hook there are various designs on youtube you should check it out
i made an autoclose mechanism, that is just string and a weight in the bag, which closes the door for them, it was literally easier than tell them to please close the fking door
7:35 I work maintenance, as unfortunate as it may be, and whenever I run into a non-centered light it’s usually because the house is far older and is being retrofitted with new gear. Due to the fact I’m not a *licensed* electrician, meaning I’m only allowed to do minor work in that part of the field, I’m not allowed to put into motion all deeds required to resolve this problem. This is a hell I must endure
3:09 It might be because if they started giving away food & someone found out it was from a broken freezer, they'd come back with a lawsuit, because people will do anything for a quick buck.
Actually the whole “we dumped it because it was left in room temperature for five minutes after extended periods of time being frozen” is a pretty valid point because well the quote kinda says it all
yeah.. They're definitely exaggerating with the "few minutes" part too, no way they'd even have time to take everything off the shelves before it was turned back on if it really was just a few minutes. I'm guessing it was more like 20 minutes and at that point you don't have much of a choice
Part on the reason a lot of lights aren't perfectly centered is because when you're installing the housings or bracelet you need to put them between two ceiling joists. Also when installing heavy light fixtures like some ceiling fans and chandeliers you need a spanner housing that connects to bolth joists that way the sheet rock doesn't have to support the whole weight.
Addressing lefty problems: As a lefty, I just accept as a part of everyday life that my hand will have to be thoroughly washed after school I mean, I wash them anyway, so what’s the big deal? (Before anyone gets offended I will repeat: I am a lefty)
5:27 This reminds me of my pants that don't have pockets. They just have zippers with 1-inch space inside. *Yes they make you think they have pockets, but they don't.*
15:53 these things are called magna tiles and they’re actually pretty cool. They come with squares and stuff too and they hinge and connect to make little figures and houses. Too bad the person that posted the image doesnt understand what the 3rd dimension is.
Me: This is not going to be that b- First image: **That friggin extra pixel in the SMW title screen** Me: C'MON I'M JUST STARTING THE VIDEO. FOR GOD SAKE!!! >_
I love the Reading from EmKay, The voice actors do such a great job The emotion personality. Much better than most other channels that just Use text to speech.
To be fair on the odd light on the cieling, it did look like they recently decorated, so the light may have actually been in the centre of the room, but they had the wall moved making the light now look like it is offset but was actually in the right place
My grandmother once worked at a records company, where one day she has to place down an order on her typewriter for more of the albums, unfortunately she added an extra 0 to 10,000 meaning she ordered 100,000 discs, that was a bad day for her, it costed the company a fortune but they laughed it off😄
8:28 this IS considered false advertising, actually. On the package it states m&m minis, meaning MULTIPLE small m&ms. As there is only one, it is considered false advertising. However, a rice crispy treat has a small enough price to where it doesn't matter, and you've already opened the package. And that would be fair to put on EXTREMELY INFURIATING
3:45 actually those type of maskes are made for people who wear hijabs. Making it easier for them to wear over their heads. The person probably just accidently made the wrong order
@@kehana2908 as someone with ocd, theres different types. some of the obsessions may be about the neatness and stuff and while i absolutely agree that we shouldn't use mental illnesses as an adjective, we also can't tell people what they do or dont have because they dont have the same experiences.
Fishy Mi Well, it’s better for when it’s the middle of the night and you need a dose of EmKay for whatever reason (not talking from experience, just guessing).
I'm an electricians apprentice in Germany and can answer your lamp question. Many lamps have a hole for the cable which isn't always centred. Even if theres room on top of the lamp to route the cable, the cable is often not long enough to route it the perfect way that every lamp is parallel. I had that case a little while back and i hate it too...
8:57 I just went up to check mine, that is definitly one weird misprint, but then I remeber my own collection has one from Europe with the rest being American.
Lights aren’t centered because the electrical wires are set before interior walls of a building/ house so moving the wire (including light) would cost thousands of doallars which is just illogical I’m a jr architect and my uncle is a electrician and gives me lectures every time I see him
2:10 Happens all the damned time with hens. Fuckers will lay their eggs in one spot and will REFUSE to go anywhere else. The only time they wont is if one of their number becomes broody in which case the non-broody hens will move over to the next box :D
Most of the time its a:
"uhh.... Jim?"
"Yeah Joe?"
"The only support for the light is off center...."
"Not our fking job"
MechaBlast Damn, you need therapy dude?
@MechaBlast Someone piss in your cereal? Lighten up, bud
NovaStorm 🤣 this comment made me laugh absurdly loud... usually not a problem... unless it’s 7am 🤣🤣
Jeez, @MechaBlast you good fam
@MechaBlast Can you not delete the comment?
Why lights are never centered:
"hey uhhh, there seems to be a miscalculation here.... Should we move the lamp a bit?"
"nah the owners gonna do it by themselves"
The owners:
"hey uhhh, why is the lamp a little bit shifted? Oh forget it it'll just cost me unnecessary spending."
No comment
Insert Roblox Oof Sound With A Mix Of Coffin Dance*
Gonna say there is a joist up there behind the ceiling running the length of the hall way/room
1:47 okay but why is anyone not noticing that's egg cake
@@thephoto4453 then what did you send
We're slowly learning about him.
He's 6.3.
"Write that down, Write that Down!"
I was the 69th like
NICE
@@purecringe6012 Your name says it all.
LMAO😂
Also he's a righty
Aa
7:25 I worked in construction and electrical work before, and I can confirm that the lights are supposed to be centered. However, sometimes the holes for the lights are cut from the attic so as to not damage any wiring or plumbing, so they don't always end up perfect. It is, however, VERY frustrating when it gets cut wrong.
Thanks for letting us know
how does this have 1 reply?
Yes that is true, I am also an electrician, but sometimes when you have a small coridor I will install the light on one side because a shelf, dresser will come in the space and the light will be not centered on your walk space
But, I see it as the offcenter light is good for dispelling shadow. When light are on center, everything in the room will have shadow, but if the light are shine sideways, some items will not have shadow. Just a thought u know
‘Most people will never clean their PC’:
Me, a sophisticate:
I haven’t cleaned my PC in 5 years. It’s also a laptop so I really can’t clean it.
whats the point when every single time you touch it its getting dirty again?
@@wta1518 lol just pop it open and spray it out with compressed air.
@Max Schager but I don’t need to. It’s only ~half full of dust.
@@wta1518 *only* half full of dust, lot of dust is why you can have performances issues
"why are lights never centered?"
Wife to an electrician here. Sometimes there is shit in the walls that wires cant be next to like main supposes or plumbing.
thanks bro,
Lights are also usually attached to studs, and those aren’t centered they’re spaced and we just put them up starting from an arbitrary wall.
Added bonus my father in law who is also an electrician said said "arcutects never take into account what is in the way in the walls. You can draw anything on paper."
@@JinkZelda True that, and when the customer says 'I want the lights centered' and you tell them it's gonna cost an extra $1000 they're not gonna pay that. Especially if it's a commercial building, they'd rather the light be diagonal than have to pay more.
they uck at there job
:WHY ARE LIGHTS NEVER CENTERED!?"
I looked at my light and realized for the first time it looks like it isn't centered
*Thanks.*
Just happened to me. It's oh-so-slightly off centered... D A M N I T
lights are almost always off center because.
1 - They must be attached to the solid wood slats holding the roof.
2 - Builders are lazy fucks.
You'll never un-see it now, lol.
Prince Roman
Me too aaaaargggg
my lights are centered but only because my room is perfectly centered in the middle of my house (which honestly bothers me more because the corners of certain rooms are just cut off so that my room fits)
I just wanna point out that most artists agree that hands are the most challenging thing to draw (except maybe feet, depending who you ask). Y'all's logo is a hand.
Alls I'm saying is I'm glad you appreciate your fan artist community.
When you accidentally misspell a word and then auto-correct corrects it to that everytime
When you accidentally misspell a word and then the auto-correct fix it perfectly but then you still redo it like the auto-correct wasn't there.
When you try to type a work and spell it correctly, but autocorrect is being too aggressive and says it should be another word.
Wait but there is no F in Respect
@StoryFell!Chara refspect
@@wta1518 Think outside the box;
Respectful
Everyone already knows emkay is a group of 5 floating hands.
General Henry Stickmin tbh that gives me huuge fallout think tank vibes
4 floating hands and 1 Robin-
F in the replies for Charles
@@loki_playz9156 F
Damien is a hand in a human body
Robin is a robin in a human body
(i dont know the other people can someone please help me )
"Does your mom close your door like this?"
Bold of you to assume I have a door.
Lance Casselli r/insaneparents
If you don't have a door, then your mom can't fail to shut it! **Taps head**
Bold of you to assume I have a mom
for a while i didnt even have a room so i feel that
My parents ripped the handle off my door, so I can’t bang it and damage it more than they have already. JOKES ON YOU I CAN PUSH.
Actually why the light are never centered:
"Boss it isn't centered"
"I Know we just wanna piss them off"
I remember one time when my mom ordered a taco at a Mexican restaurant. They asked what toppings she wanted on it, and she said "Just cheese" and when they came out and gave her her taco, it was a shell with cheese in it. No meat, just a bunch of shredded cheese. Believe me when I tell you I was confused and scared.
r/technicallythetruth
r/maliciouscompliance (???) *confused screaming*
Idk what she was expecting. She should've said: the usual with cheese plz.
she got what she asked for smh you need to stop being entitled when you asked for *JUST CHEESE* so she got *JUST CHEESE* so i don't know what's wrong? smh my head head
beinz heans i hope your joking but that’s not entitlement. If they asked what toppings then anything besides the shell and meat are asked for because the meat and shell are considered what makes a taco.
"Do all moms 'close' doors this way?" Only the doors that will slowly swing back open in the next minute. Otherwise they just leave it wide open.
in my case the door stays that way but my dog as soon as she notices it comes barging into my room
My cat learned how to open doors. Now my dog wakes me up at 8:00 AM after drinking a lot of water.
YES oml this happens all the time
Robin: Why are Lights NEVER CENTERED
Camaro: Because some bad contractor decided to do that
No No He's got a point
69th like
For the 3 chickens in the nest box, looks like they're either sleeping in there and snuggling for warmth, or that's the primo nest box of the day and all the chooks MUST use THAT specific nest box to be fulfilled. Either way, those 3 cluck potatoes are all cozy and adorable!
Hey EmKay, Surveying technician here:
Why are lights never centered you ask?
Welp, for some reason the architects decided to let the electricians choose the placements of the lights - which will then be the shortest cable route possible. Causing them to be at random places
Or the architects do it themselves and come up with really weird places, patterns or just weirdness.
Lil story about it:
I work at a jobsite in the Netherlands for the second biggest underground bike-parking, and guess what. Not a single light is either in a straight line, or is centered. To make matters worse, the people who had to construct the roof didn't lay down the panels correctly, so now al the seams are tilted, while the pillars are straight but not parallel with the wall, and the lights are tilted the other way, straight, not centered at all and not in parallel with the wall either. There also isn't any pattern in them, they are also literally just scattered around. To make it even worse, they people who had to put down the lining on the ground and such. Did not center the numbers in the walkways, failed to properly line the arrows and literally turned the numbers upside down; meaning you need to look down the hallways to see the number.
I do not have OCD, but do have a keen eye for patterns and if things are not in line this whole jobsite annoys me to all hell.
It does make sense, but I am still triggered.
@@Naniblocks me neither, nor do i care
I'm going to have to disagree with you. The far more likely culprit is that there is either a return or supply running in the ceiling.
I worked as an electrician, and never did we moved light for shorter cable route, the culprit is most of the time architect being weird, small companies not having a choice, or greedy assholes who want to save money on cable (which isn't even that costly, well, in my country at least)
Carpenter here, alot of the times I've seen the lights be off center because the bottom cords of roof trusses are right where the light Should be, and you can't cut/drill into the bottom cord as it's load bearing. So the lights have to be off center, unfortunate but the only option.
Notice that the “2020 will be a horrible year.” Is longer than the other.
Oh fu------
we are screwewdwddd
I
Hmmmm
From 2 months ahead... We're nearly there...
Listen to me carefully. I'm NOT trying to brag, and im not bragging, but I was supposed to go to Disneyland this year but covid say no. So, we had to schedule it for next year. Thanks Covid!
Robin's intro: It's me Robin-
My brain: It's me robbing, gimme all your money.
My brain: “it’s me robin, and today were throbbin”
r/Gachalifecringe
@@ThatSlovakGuy how is that Gacha Life cringe?
@@Dezaflowerr all Gacha Life is cringe
And uh, who asked?
Did we need your opinion? No. So please for the sake of the rest of humanity, save us all some trouble by not being an asshole. It’s obvious you clicked on the comment to hate on this poor person, and I am having none of it. Just stop trying to find a reason to fight people you uncivilized social provocateur.
I remember a time at our store we had to do the same thing when the coolers went down for too long, we had to throw things out because they could be potentially dangerous to customers.
However, they did let people take ice cream and things like that for free.
Let’s be honest when he told that joke he only wanted to flex that he’s 6’3
I'm 6'6
@@-E-s-o well? im 1938'202 you short
He’ll be getting ALL those Tinder girls.
I’m 6’1” at 13. My spine hurdt
The visco slang was less mildly and more EXTREMELY infuriating.
Syphirius Prime More like trashy/I am a total piece of ****.
What's visco slang?
Haze Here VSCO. Like “sksksksksksk”.
8:10 And the worst thing is, I have seen posts were these poor kids weren't allowed to bring their own lunch because the school lunch was too expensive.
3:25
It’s actually the other way around for me.
I always close my dorm like that and my mom always close it thoroughly.
3:24 My mum doesn't even shut the door, she just leaves it wide open.
my parents and brothers do that too...
i am trying to make an automatic closing door but i need a hook above my door to hang a bottle on, i have the string, i have the bottle, but no hook
there are various designs on youtube you should check it out
It’s a mixture of both for me-
i made an autoclose mechanism, that is just string and a weight in the bag, which closes the door for them, it was literally easier than tell them to please close the fking door
An auto close mechanism sounds fucking awesome thanks for the recommendations guys.
@@gomi255 i can send you my version, i didnt really have a lot of materials avialable, but mine uses 2 nails, a string and a bottle with water
"Alright, the rage is getting up there, it's at nipple height and I'm 6 foot 3 so that's pretty high up there " I DIED XD
"Does all moms shut your door lik this to you?"
YES
In the morning wide open light off night shut light on why moms
You guys have closed doors?
i keep mine open like that, it makes things easier when you sneak downstairs for water/snacks
@@averyarsonsnake that is the same for me, I myself live in a two story house and I keep my door open to sneak downstairs.
It’s also cause I have a fear of closed/locked doors
7:35
I work maintenance, as unfortunate as it may be, and whenever I run into a non-centered light it’s usually because the house is far older and is being retrofitted with new gear. Due to the fact I’m not a *licensed* electrician, meaning I’m only allowed to do minor work in that part of the field, I’m not allowed to put into motion all deeds required to resolve this problem. This is a hell I must endure
Chickens : snuggling
Me : THIS ISNT INFURIATING THIS IS CUTE.
Yeah🐤
Uh- it’s- a slaughterhouse... I do find it infuriating. :(
Oh
F
True
@@theanarchyoracle4189 TmT
3:33 "Do all moms close your door this way?"
Me an Asian kid: *"Your moms closes the door for you guys?"*
Me, an African kid: "Your Parents don't tell you to close the door they opened?!?"
*wait you have doors?*
Like My Room Door Is A CURTAIN Like Wtf
Haha jokes on u... the most comfy spot in my room is right next to the door
@@solsoil hmmm a very interesting door I see... it's an air door, it wiggles as the air does
You guys had doors?
Day 1 of trying to get Robin to say hi I'm batman.
Keep tryint fakejake use it for extra content but he doesn't do it
Aaron Zaharias Robin:Im robin, and heres batman
Zach:Im batman
Aaron Zaharias Ohhh Yessss
Just wondering why your pic is your Among us character.
Sean O'Brien Plays because there’s a in poster among us! Who is it?!?
3:09
It might be because if they started giving away food & someone found out it was from a broken freezer, they'd come back with a lawsuit, because people will do anything for a quick buck.
16:00 those are magnets and when I was younger I built a Green Army Men base out of them
Eyyy I used to use boxes
Thats some huge magnets
I have an idea
Lets go watch home wars
Nobody:
Robin: URGE TO KILL RISING
Lights aren’t centered because when they build houses they typically put the roof up before the walls 😂
Ah yes, I hate it when I need to make a house, so I make my ceilings float. I don't need a WALL, or a FRAME, nah.
@@nd_4726 r u a builder
Excuse me no they don’t 👁👄👁
Same
*are they in a parallel universe*
7:28
This made me realise that my light is off centred *THANKS REDDDIT*
*the thicc bricc has arrived*
The thicc brick is too thicc
@@anannoyingtoaster3888 and its too thicc
T. H. I. C. C
Is it as thicc as ruclips.net/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/видео.html
the thiccc bricc is way too THICCCC
2:28 you can believe the second one, because in German the movie is called: The knights of the coconut
*BFG Division plays during intro*
Me: “don’t say it, don’t say it”
Me: “KAR EN TUK”
EmKay: * children are disgusting*
Me being a 10-year-old child who hates anything unsanitary: *HERD YA TALKN’ SMACK-*
"Children are disgusting we all know that"
Thanks Robin
Im a child and even i think that
Fair enough, we kinda are
Don't worry, youre not alone on that kne
@Armin chan "Hey, Ron? Where are the birth control pills?
"Shit! I traded Jackets with that homeless man!"
Love him or hate him, he be spittin’ straight facts.
Actually the whole “we dumped it because it was left in room temperature for five minutes after extended periods of time being frozen” is a pretty valid point because well the quote kinda says it all
yeah.. They're definitely exaggerating with the "few minutes" part too, no way they'd even have time to take everything off the shelves before it was turned back on if it really was just a few minutes. I'm guessing it was more like 20 minutes and at that point you don't have much of a choice
0:55 Me: "NO!!! BRAIN, NO!!!"
My brain: "DE DO LES!!!!!"
???????????????????????????????????
What?
DEDOLES!
Part on the reason a lot of lights aren't perfectly centered is because when you're installing the housings or bracelet you need to put them between two ceiling joists. Also when installing heavy light fixtures like some ceiling fans and chandeliers you need a spanner housing that connects to bolth joists that way the sheet rock doesn't have to support the whole weight.
Addressing lefty problems:
As a lefty, I just accept as a part of everyday life that my hand will have to be thoroughly washed after school
I mean, I wash them anyway, so what’s the big deal?
(Before anyone gets offended I will repeat: I am a lefty)
It's not just a lefty problem
i had that happen all the time and im a righty
It doesn't matter if you're a righty or a lefty, you would still have the same problem.
Actually I have evolved to avoid it all together by using ball pen because gel pens usually cause the smudge
Its not only a lefty problem
5:27
This reminds me of my pants that don't have pockets. They just have zippers with 1-inch space inside. *Yes they make you think they have pockets, but they don't.*
I have those kind of pants too and I agree them
True
I am expecting bots to come in 3... 2... 1...
Drop it
Hey kid wanna get scammed?
and of course the first comment i saw was a fortnite kid
@@anannoyingtoaster3888 shoore
(OMG EMKAY COMMENTED ON MY NEWEST VIDEO IM LITERALLY CRYING AND SHAKING) (also take a joke lol)
17:08 SUBSCRI- AAAGHHH NOOOO
r/mildlyinfuriating
@un señor si es
What
huh?
@@Craq_ Bottom right corner
@@charliewebb2709 ^
2:36
Karen: I have a complaint, sir.
Manager: oh no.
Karen: it's serious this time!
Manager: oh man, sorry. I'll get your refund.
In that case is she Karen
15:53 these things are called magna tiles and they’re actually pretty cool.
They come with squares and stuff too and they hinge and connect to make little figures and houses.
Too bad the person that posted the image doesnt understand what the 3rd dimension is.
Um you can spread out them a little and they all fit lol but then there is a tiny dot in the middle
@@colbytucker2178 no ur supposed to make a cone
@@d.p.gaming3471 you can
Robin: I'm 6ft 3ins
Girls: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*
Me: 5ft 8in. :(
yea girls will leave you to die a virgin if you’re below 6ft
Me: 7ft and 6ins o-o
@@ilikepotato2741 I’m 4’11 😀
11:10
It's funny how the box says "vengeance" near the bottom of the picture.
The reason that lights are sometimes in closer to the wall is because they gave a chance of falling from the ceiling
When lights aren't centered, above the dry wall the joist may be in the way and are not able to completely be centered
Me: This is not going to be that b-
First image: **That friggin extra pixel in the SMW title screen**
Me: C'MON I'M JUST STARTING THE VIDEO. FOR GOD SAKE!!! >_
1:45 why does the cake look like it’s screaming from being eaten alive and skewered with tiny toothpicks?
They play both sides so they win anyway
Italy: *Proceeds to go into hiding*
In our living room there is a rim around the wall on every bit except for ONE BIT THAT IS BARE WALL!
I love the Reading from EmKay, The voice actors do such a great job The emotion personality. Much better than most other channels that just Use text to speech.
Jake and redditor dont but they're the same person
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@@gluttonous640 r/ihadastroke
@@Kr_xstal bro I have no fucking idea what I was trying to say lmao
16:34 sims builds when there’s no where else to put a window
The incomplete children’s toy I actually have it’s part of a big set and they all have magnets sooo yeah it annoys me every time I make “pizza”
To be fair on the odd light on the cieling, it did look like they recently decorated, so the light may have actually been in the centre of the room, but they had the wall moved making the light now look like it is offset but was actually in the right place
5:19 “full rage mode like a giant monkey man”
First zenyatta, now Winston. These people are my favorite RUclipsrs ever
My existing is mildly infuriating at times.
My grandmother once worked at a records company, where one day she has to place down an order on her typewriter for more of the albums, unfortunately she added an extra 0 to 10,000 meaning she ordered 100,000 discs, that was a bad day for her, it costed the company a fortune but they laughed it off😄
When you realize they could have named the channel : M'Kay
“Omg we make you laugh but you give us this demonic summoning circle” best quote ever
8:28 this IS considered false advertising, actually. On the package it states m&m minis, meaning MULTIPLE small m&ms. As there is only one, it is considered false advertising.
However, a rice crispy treat has a small enough price to where it doesn't matter, and you've already opened the package.
And that would be fair to put on EXTREMELY INFURIATING
No it is not false advertising its just a factory issue and there supposed to come with lots of m&ms
@@mfourww I was kinda joking but yeah this is true
3:45 actually those type of maskes are made for people who wear hijabs. Making it easier for them to wear over their heads. The person probably just accidently made the wrong order
Woah that's actually super cool- thanks for mentioning this!
13:46 "holy mother goddamn speedbump minefield" I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
“And here we see the excrement of a wild Karen.”
I just got done grieving a lil’ leopard gecko who was starved to death, now I’m a little bit angry but I feel better
What do you mean by grieving?
1:54 there’s a button on the calculator that stops this
TELL MEH ;-;
S=D I think
The lady who made a Facebook post about rushing her kid to urgent care might be up to no good.
4:08 His F key fell out
F to pay respect
Oh wait
He can’t
I’ll press it for you
F
F
F
F
F
Ffffffffffffffff
15:03 Who needs that many tabs open all at once for so long?!
When you’re a perfectionist with OCD watching this: *What is my life*
Life
Lol
ocd doesnt work like that stop making it so normalized
@@kehana2908 as someone with ocd, theres different types. some of the obsessions may be about the neatness and stuff and while i absolutely agree that we shouldn't use mental illnesses as an adjective, we also can't tell people what they do or dont have because they dont have the same experiences.
Same, we like doing this because we hate it
15:28 Ok, i can give that one a pass, but Intestines is a word that is always plural. Intestine, singular, is not a real word
12:04 that is some seriously shady illegal predatory sh*t.
The mildly infuriating thing here is that the background turned from white to a pink tint.
I like how the videos are now longer.
Fishy Mi Well, it’s better for when it’s the middle of the night and you need a dose of EmKay for whatever reason (not talking from experience, just guessing).
those scratched pans, that not just expensive, its toxic
I'm an electricians apprentice in Germany and can answer your lamp question. Many lamps have a hole for the cable which isn't always centred. Even if theres room on top of the lamp to route the cable, the cable is often not long enough to route it the perfect way that every lamp is parallel. I had that case a little while back and i hate it too...
not so fun fact: urine is what makes chlorine smell like chlorine
Excuse me, *what?*
I call BS.
Chemical reaction
Thats actully myth
I am *confusion*
8:57 I just went up to check mine, that is definitly one weird misprint, but then I remeber my own collection has one from Europe with the rest being American.
Can confirm. I have only european copies, all with the text centered
4:29 It happened to me when i was 9 i do not know what kind of s*** those AI thought like "this answer is wrong it is farming the answer is farming"
9:56 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT!!!!!
7:43
let’s just take a minute to admire their beautiful documentary voice...
When a friend "accidentally" dansjes a family ornament
10:41 That's why I download anything and everything I like to watch/hear repeatedly.
4:13 you can never pay respects... Ever again
One of the ones I have experienced more than ONCE: The Pants , WHY DO THAT IF U AREN'T GOING TO PUNCH IN THE HOLE
I think the lights are never centered because they run on the electrical wiring so if the wiring isn't centered then the lights won't be centered.
👍thank you
Dude I see you everywhere
1:14 what I want to know, is why his grandmother has an MSi motherboard
Seems like those round puzzles always have one piece missing. I am almost convinced it is something the manufacturer does on purpose
12:10 they should not be able to do that that is wrong on every level
Lights aren’t centered because the electrical wires are set before interior walls of a building/ house so moving the wire (including light) would cost thousands of doallars which is just illogical
I’m a jr architect and my uncle is a electrician and gives me lectures every time I see him
Wow dang
That's cool :D
8:23
Me: *Casually picks him up and throws him across a battlefield*
_Implode._
Giving things away that do not belong to you does not make you a good person.
2:10 Happens all the damned time with hens.
Fuckers will lay their eggs in one spot and will REFUSE to go anywhere else.
The only time they wont is if one of their number becomes broody in which case the non-broody hens will move over to the next box :D
Surprised they aren’t like that already
they are? because they do it all the time? @@matthewboire6843
“Whoever did this, I will brake your legs”
Emkay
*break
Am I an asshole? Yes! Do I care? NOT ONE BIT!!!
@@logeyperogi1805 ya didn’t have to be so mean for the first reply
@Joel Roy I know but nobody has to be mean about grammar, or wrong spellings. I just find it annoying that people are getting so worked up about that.
@Joel Roy alright