The Worst Sealion Ever - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2022
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
I can't believe Germany would delete Braun
Episode 260
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"They Can't Sealion"
BOOST TRAIN
Dankus: It's a lure them in strategy.
Me: It's not lure them in when your making them dinner.
I know I’m always watching
Reminds me of "They can't D-Day"-Japan
@@cochacopen same as Golden saying I can take Paris
After the hit video "They can't D-day" we now bring to you "They can't Sealion" with an all old cast of actors.
☠
The long awaited sequel
I fancy this comment
It’s only fair
We need "They can't Barb" to complete the trilogy
"Hey Poland, do me a favor?"
"Yeah what's up?"
"🌩🌩🌩"
Kek
Broke: polish resentment for allies not saving them in ww2
Woke: polish joy at their nation dying because the UK is shocked about Germany being able to land in an empty country
Poland will die guarding the nation if the British cannot convince the Americans of total world tension
Bespoke: Poland kills themselves so that the US can enter into the war
Lol
gigabased france player doing his best to make sure the game is balanced and doesn't end too early
Also helped defend London too, respect to this man
Respect for defending London, but he should have clapped Golden
Nah, Sometimes having a fun game is worth more than winning.
He saved mappies
I see what he was trying to do but i feel like they should have just went all in on the axis and then went to war with the communist for the later half of the game
Germans: *completely surrounded and vulnerable*
France: No… that’s too mean…
UK: Wait why-
France: I want to *DIE*
Now that I think about it, kinda reminds me of the real WW2 when Germany was going all in on Poland and France was actually pushing into Germany but stopped and returned to the border.
@@Rune-Thief yeah they pulled back from the saar offensive because it wasnt as succefull as they wanted and germanies swift victory in poland allowed them to quickly reinforce the west and force the french back.
@@Zeitgeist2000 The saar offensive was never meant to be a real attack. It was a pin attack just to give the Poles moral support and not made look like they weren't doing jack shit
@@jec3830 fair enough, tho i suppose if they did find major success in the west they wouldnt have pulled back, but because they werent able to score any major victories i think its safe to assmue they pulled back, but i promise you, if the french saw any chance of winning the war with that offensive, they would have pushed with everything they had, but they knew they wouldnt get far before the germans stopped them
@@Zeitgeist2000 the French army were more than happy to stalemate on the Maginot and wait for the Germany economy to explode. They still thought it was WWI 2.0: Trench Deeper.
Dankus 1 day later:
"They fear my UK"
It's dankus, what do you expect?
It's true, every player is shit scared of having Dankus UK on their team
@@elvenchipmunk2369 for both allies and axis
They said my UK was weak
@@artanisplays3982 Weak of course being generous
i love how dankus videos are all filled with him making "big brain" scream plays but then you see him here playing like he has 20 hours
he is amazing on germany and ussr, but on anything else he often is immensely incompetent, with the uk being peak incompetence
I think he just doesnt really care about anything other than microing or building tanks
His whole thing is tanks, which the UK doesn't really do. Put him on an Axis minor or USSR or Germany and he'll clobber, put him on UK and he'll flail around like a half dead fish being put in a frying pan.
E Schports Alta
@@cookiecraze1310 He also does really well on France, but yeah, he always ints on UK and sometimes USA because he is overconfident on his navy, and sometimes that backfires.
When a stoppable force (Golden's army) meets a movable object (Dankus' Strat)
Two negatives make a positive!
UK: *Doesn't have any free divisions to stop Sealion.*
The rest of the Allies: "Welp, we're boned!".
to be honest Dankuses tactic is really good. It's not his fault that german players are always retаrded and are sealioning, why don't they understand that this is pointless? THey can't send their whole army into an island encircled by 2 the biggest fleets in the world, yet they always do, because they have to embarass dancus at any cost. And as always ends up being clowned
How does Dankus go from min maxing ending games in like 1940 to throwing as minors and getting sealioned
His skill level occupies both ends of the spectrum at the exact same time. He is either the best HOI4 player in the community or he eats dirt....
@@redshirt5126 so he is schonger's skill
@@zelocalsryup8210 "schonger's" 🤣🤣
@@redshirt5126 He is very good at micro and has experience meaning he perfectly knows the meta. He is very bad at general macro though... He generally decides he can't be bothered with minor stuff and enters tunnel vision, the number of times he snakes his tanks without any infantry support to realize when losing all supplies that half is army is encircled is quite impressive. I think this here is also a perfect case of "I don't want to be bothered with garrisons so I just won't put any"...
@@azarshadakumuktir4551 Bokoen's similar, I've seen several games where he'll be play Germany and be stomping the Soviets, but then you look west and see all of France and the Benelux has been liberated and the allies are pushing into him unopposed
high respect for the Poland player for making the ultimate sacrifice so Bo can join the war before it is was too late
Poland deserves all of Germany for that sacrifice
Bo: "Dankus they're going to paradrop you."
Dankus: "They won't"
*gets paradropped*
Dankus: "All according to plan!"
Dankus in his own videos: "They fear me!"
Dankus in reality:
Dankus asking france "why do you want to die" after pulling that day 1 war bullshit is absolutely hilarious
Bo talking like he was on a radio to get Dankus’ attention was great.
2:30 historical polish-allies relations in a nutshell.
Poland is the true MVP here ;)
"Poland, I need you to be occupied."
Poland: "I was born for this."
This was a really impressively wrote script! Golden and Dankus are truly amazing actors!
Sealion UK?
->Dankus UK
Checks out
Dankus' ability to like 1v5 on the Soviet front and still win one day then almost cap as the uk as soon as the war starts the next will never cease to amaze me. Him and Golden somehow consistently to be a God at the game one day and then absolutely fucking retarded the next
Dankus UK is a necessary condition for Sealion UK?
@@calebsmith1548 Its the other way around. Sealion is necessary if Dankus UK.
Pure skill on Dankus’s part, not saying it’s *good* skill but his situation is entirely his doing
Dankus gets sealioned for the 14th time, asked to leave bobg cinematic universe
Old Bokoen Fans: I have seen this before this is a classic!
New Bokoen Fans: Classic? This is brand new?!?
My favorite part was when Swimmy Swam on the axis.
When Swimmy said it was "Swimmying Time" and swam all over the Axis, literal goosebumps 🔥✍🔥✍🔥✍🔥✍
Dankus: They can’t sealion me!
The Axis: Immediately sealions and nearly succeeded
*Dankus prepares "Worst Sealion defence ever", asked to leave HOI4.*
I like how Dankus sounds so prideful and triumphant when literally the entire allies saved him.
When France is considering hara kiri out of pity, you know things are bad.
Why does the UK always eat dirt when bo is the US
"It's part of the script"
Bo keeps reusing the same script
they know Bo is going to take it seriously, so the UK usually trolls
Shout out to France who sacrificed himself for the video
And Poland too!
“Poland can you do me a favour”
you should
@@skeletonjanitor treat yourself
@@purgetha8882 Right now
and give yourself,
They said my UK was WEAK...
underrated comment
only true dankus channel glancers would know that one
That Poland such an MVP
He really did deserve to get capped. I'm a complete noob but like, I would be listening to advice from someone who knows how I think. Like damn, luck is what saved the day
Sure he might deserve to get capped but the axis threw everything into the invasion and they just got convoy raided and died which is even dumber by their part. So in a sense, Dankus did win them the game through pure hubris.
@@googane7755 Oh I totally agree with you. Like, I just hate it when there's like decent advice from someone who knows how he thinks and he still didn't listen. At least I would think listening to such advice would be in best interest
@@chandlerarredondo6501 He has like 7k hours in the game and a crazy good comp player when it matters so that is probably why he is not going to listen to anyone in Bokeon games (even if it's perfectly reasonable). At least it was entertaining in the end lol
@@googane7755 Very true, can't doubt that. I guess he's not any worse than golden can be lol
Yeah I've only got like 500 hours in the game but it's not that hard to know that you need something in the UK to avoid sea lion because air and Navy are not enough.
Glad to see Dankus was playing the UK pacifist build
seems pretty unfair to American units in the Uk before the war has even started. I wanted to see dankus capitulate so bad.
MVP Award to Poland and France players accepting cap to save the Allies/save the game.
Poland is the real MVP of this game
Mmmmm I wonder who the Germany is here.
Mancho: Can we kill Golden?
Ah yes
Another one of my favourite lines being “We’ve got so many fronts on them...” and then the Aussie player cheerfully being like “I’m going into Finland,” like come on guys, we know that you’re doing so well but holy shit this is a bloodbath 😂
Only true OGs remember "Perschaleous" or whatever his name was and his denying of a dday being possible.
Well that one didn't find his navy and capped, this one the Allies actually has their navy raiding
This episode had amazing script, bravo Vince
Honestly, you have to respect the fight Germany put up. Fighting to the end without any complaining or rage quitting.
its golden
there was alot of complaining
and this wasnt respect fighting, this was spite.
Seeing as it was Golden it wasn't so much good sportsmanship as rage-fueled obsession.
@@AftermathRV nah they knew game was over i saw golden stream after sealion but thery kept going bcs they know bo is streaming and they cant give up after they fucked up sea lion, not that they did tbh dankus spawned 40 units with focus which is why sea lion didnt suceed
2:27 love it
"Kill yourself (in the game)"
"Pull back and die"
This is a certified dankus memecus moment
Love the content keep it up
It always baffles me that dankus used to play competitive
They should have crushed the Axis and attempted Operation Unthinkable, instead of falling back and defending. That would have been way more interesting.
1:55
"Congress I ask we join the United Kingdom in war to keep the defense of democracy in Europe "
"Mr. President we feel the world balance is not in jeopardy at the moment "
"(Okay give me a line to polish command 2:27 )"
Broke: the Entente punished Germany too hard so they simply get back
Woke: Pearl Harbour was an inside job
Bespoke: FDR told the Poles to surrender so he can flip off the isolationist and join the war
Saw the Twitch notification on my phone like 4 hours after the stream started, hopefully I’ll be able to catch the next one haha
Thé most impressive thing about this, is the fact Bo actually managed to get a video out of it
You know you screwed up when you have to be offered a pity France.
*Gets Sealion'd*
"All part of the plan.... all part of the plan"
Name a better duo than a Dankus UK and getting Sealioned
the "lure them in strategy." so good. such pure undiluted dank copium. nothing like it.
Whoever's playing France is just such a nice dude. It's almost wholesome.
Dankus : "It doesn't work alot"
Works literally every time.
The Worst Sealion Ever aka the London Brap Trap
Damn Bo is getting better and better with these scripts.
Was Dankus dropped as a child?, it really seems like he was dropped... quite a few times at that and from a great height, holy shit.
yea he was paradropped as a child
@@zonnytiger2371 SAS RAIIIIID
3:05 That clip from Black Lagoon: "I gotta get to Liverpool!"
Me looking at the thumbnail: "How did those idiots managed to get encircled in Northern Britain?"
Me after watching the video: "They deserved to win that battle damn it!"
MVP Poland and France, exceptional sacrifices
"Like I'm trying to not let you die here." - France to the UK in March of 1940. What the fuck lol
Before watching, is it swimmy?
Edit: Ah Dankus, that makes more sense.
France who helps England to hold like Germany, the Germans who are surrounded in Dunkerk: it’s the world upside down
That japanese fleet hunt was really cool
France player is a real one
yeah, while playing for the win is the objective, it isnt really fun if the game ends in 1940 with germany failing at everything
UK: "The good ol' bait and switch, boys."
Everyone else in the Allies: "Shut the fuck up Dankus!"
Poland in 1939: Guys, why aren’t you helping?!
France and the UK: sorry, man, tensions are just not enough
No one is talking about how the Irish country ball had a little messenger boy cap
It’s the little things I appreciate Bo.
Utter masterclass twist by Bo there with the UK save. Not only that but France's character was written well with a good personality behind it. I will say drawing out the the war was a bit of a filler move, but overall a good episode and script once again.
2/10
"One of the best episodes so far!"
2/10 -IGN
Dankus after getting his ass kicked and barley surviving: They said my UK was weak
"this is like unbuckling your seatbelt and saying 'dont crash the car'"
2:32 HOYL IM DEAD RN I GOT AN AD RIGHT AFTER HE SAID THAT LMAOOOO
Bo carrying the 15 ton weight that is dankus
7000 hours and still can’t stop a Sealion
So glad dankus still follows his years-old UK script
Poland played that better than UK lol
"They said my UK was weak"
"They said my Britain was weak..."
watching this live was a wild ride lol
Me: Sees Sealion in title
Also me: I guess Dankus is playing UK in this one
4:24 "Yeah but if I take this really easy strategic victory there's nothing left to play"
This is the best mappies. Good shit
I honestly expected a 5 minute brag at the end where Golden just goes mental onto Dankus being so bad. Well, maybe next time.
Dankus new vid title My UK was weak
Me looking at the thumbnail: "Hol' up. wait a minute! Something ain't right!"
Dankus "They thought my UK was weak."
Broken "So this is how Dankus nearly threw the game."
Polish government in exile after Franklin D. Roosevelt made them sign a capitulation treaty is the 'boy that escalated' meme.
Dankus performs worst UK Defense ever, asked to leave the Allies, still wins anyways
Polands sacrifice will never be forgotten.
a bo video right after a tommy video is fucking epic
Maybe famous was it planning this all along because it worked out so well. True 500 iq play that definitely was not just pure luck.
Poland sacrifice never be forgotten
Dankus pulls worst Sealion
asked to leave Bokeon game
“They can’t Sealion us” - Dankus
“Yes we can” - Golden
“Well yeah, but *Uno Reverse* Boe’s Marines” - Dankus
The greatest comeback of all times
In this scenario you should have just went for the kill on the Axis and played a WW3 game imo, would be an interesting scenario to see allies vs comintern with axis players puppetted and distributed between the 2 factions
You know based on the title I really thought that Bo would be on the axis and they would lose all their tanks or smth, when I saw he was on Allie’s I was like “oh this is going to be fun”