@@suspecm6316 Swimmy is equal parts delusional and remarkably selfaware. He recognizes that he's doing dumb shit like 70% of the time and just does it anyway.
Instead of the German national anthem every battleship Golden produced was launched to the sound clowncar music and copious honking from the Kriegsmarine band, bedecked in their finest clown costumes and novelty instruments
@@GInJaNInJA98765 Some just honk their clown noses, others play a sliding whistle, some even cackle in time with the conductor’s baton while comically tiny clown car plays La Cucaracha with its horn
Honestly that sounds like me as well. I like Navies in HoI4 even though they're Useless For example I built a super battleship that single handedly beat the shit out of the Royal Navy. I also used a mod that added more to the MtG research tree and made a sub with 0 detection below and 0.1 detection on the surface. I created an invisible submarine.
An absolute banger of an episode, holy shit, Swi- “HOLD YOUR FUCKING UNITS!” -mmy is the voice of reason to Golden, ireland’s division templates, Braun’s insult game popping off, bo evolves into a tea kettle. This is superb.
Yh, Germany was only this successful early on because the Allies and Soviets were so incompetent it bordered on active sabotage. Once they figured their shit out it turned immediately. On the german side it's the hilarious logistics and almost everything that happened after they ran out of steam at the gates of Moscow in 41.
@@thekebab1655 He got banned for being excessively racist, according to the Bokoen1 reddit. Him, Pashalis and Vader were all banned for the same reason, although apparently Pashalis was the worst.
He doesn't want any involvement in the shitstorm over in Europe. If he can focus on Asia he can point and laugh at the Axis in Europe if they perform poorly, or get hyped if they do amazing.
Missed out one of the best bits where after they finally took France and created Vichy the Allies immediately para-dropped an unguarded Paris and Free France got all the Vichy stuff back.
2:24 I got told by my lecturer in uni to think Critically when I’m doing my work and now I just can’t stop thinking of golden whenever he says it. 😂😂🤣🤣 Also these moments at 6:12, 6:50, 7:57, 8:22, 8:46, 9:36 and especially 8:58 with that wheezing laugh I absolutely died from. 😂🤣🤣🤣
it was braun swimmy and golden all on the same team it was destined to bomb in a glorius faction though seeing golden eat his words for what he said to hungary was even more glorius
You didn’t include Golden roasting Spain for not doing their focus... ...followed immediently by Spain yelling at Golden that he couldn’t do it because they hadn’t capped France. Also the part where they paradropped France and capped Vichy. Ohh so many moments lmaoo
Swimmy taking control from Golden is like an insane guy taking a makeshift crown made out of hair from the slightly more insane guy who’s talking to the wall and then proclaiming himself as the new king as he proceeds to smear his shit across the wall.
Yet another bad Axis
FOR FUCKS SAKE
But great allies😎
“ Kommadant, we are losing. “
“ Send in the children. “
If golden and swimmy are on it it's automatically bad. Hilariously bad though!
Bokoen is always Japan when this happens.
>Intro card talks about Germany doing a dumb strat
"Its Golden or Swimmy"
Oh wait, it's Golden AND Swimmy
*Outstanding move*
Lmfao
Golden and Swimmy, the best Germany players. When you combine them, you get a stressful game full of incompetance and a lot of shouting.
Swimmy at least thinks "hey, maybe we need more productions in Tanks"
Golden in the otherhand just...play a WWI strat
"Whats this? a crossover episode?"
"Where are the children?"
Völksturm commander 1944
"HANZ, GET ZE HITLERJUGEND!" - German frontline commanders, ca. 1944, colorized
Golden loves kids
If you look the date was 1942. This so historically inaccurate yet so historically accurate at the same time.
And also is funny.
Volkssturm*
Ohne Ö
Hungary: how about you take some armor off your ships and stick it on your tanks?
Germany: PROMOTE THIS MAN
Thats when the idea of the Maus was born
@@myman1635 I think you mean the Ratte
The Glasgow accent just fuckin makes it
That would make interesting game mechanic. Something like scraping ships to get more steel for some time
@@hopin8krzys it wouldn't really work as the system in Hoi is neverending
When Swimmy is the voice of reason, you know things are bad
Swimmy has been getting his redemption arc recently with even more delusional people by his side.
@@suspecm6316 lmao
@@suspecm6316 Swimmy is equal parts delusional and remarkably selfaware. He recognizes that he's doing dumb shit like 70% of the time and just does it anyway.
@@andrewstepanek8933 and that is why we all love him
Swimmy can be really good at the game. He has no middle ground. He’s either amazing or a rolling disaster.
Instead of the German national anthem every battleship Golden produced was launched to the sound clowncar music and copious honking from the Kriegsmarine band, bedecked in their finest clown costumes and novelty instruments
Stop stop I’m gonna piss myself 🤣
It's like instead of normal instruments for a band they spent all their time on one massive sousaphone that doesn't even work
@@GInJaNInJA98765 The most secret Nazi wonder weapon.
@@GInJaNInJA98765 Some just honk their clown noses, others play a sliding whistle, some even cackle in time with the conductor’s baton while comically tiny clown car plays La Cucaracha with its horn
@@maxkennedy8075 Admiral Dönitz cartwheeling around a thoroughly unimpressed Rommel as the ship slides into the water, running over a fishing boat
In the great words of Golden, “I have everything, yet I feel like I’m missing something really important.”
He was missing his brain.
BASED GOLDEN
If you forgot it it didn't matter
I thought his name was Gordon
@@tacticalnuke5673 or put the planes in the freaking air
I really dont understand how the fuck they paradrop Berlin
Saw that Germany was building a big navy and I immediately knew that it was Golden.
I saw the title and I knew Golden was Germany
Said it out loud. I saw the description and said "that's golden" to no one.
Any time you see something bad with Germany it's Golden
Honestly that sounds like me as well. I like Navies in HoI4 even though they're Useless
For example I built a super battleship that single handedly beat the shit out of the Royal Navy.
I also used a mod that added more to the MtG research tree and made a sub with 0 detection below and 0.1 detection on the surface. I created an invisible submarine.
Hitler wasn't the Fuhrer. Turns out they brought back the Kaiser.
“I just wanna recruits Child Soldiers” - Swimmy
Or real life germany
@@balazsbalazs3926 Historical Accuracy
add that to the bucket list of Swimmy quotes
Golden: “...Swimmy?”
"I just want to recruit child soldiers" is up there with "I am a staunch national socialist"
The best quotes from this series are always the type of stuff to get prople tried at the hage
I still think “I don’t lose, I just win in the other direction” is the best Swimmy line
guys the best one ever is "if i ban child labor i might actually go bancrupt"
"Unlike you College, I don't respect women" -Swimmy 2019
@@ShiftySheriff2
"So you see how I'm justified"
-swimmy when he was exterminating Germans when he was playing Yugoslavia'
Loweee: *Gets paradropped as Hungary*
Golden: "Haha you're shit"
Golden: *Gets paradropped as Germany*
Loweee: *Jim Halpert smiling through blinds*
Spains laugh was so cursed too, made me laugh too instantly haha
@@tiago4158 Peef’s laugh is so fucking contagious and i love it
The real winners in that situation are the brave Indian paratroopers
An absolute banger of an episode, holy shit, Swi- “HOLD YOUR FUCKING UNITS!” -mmy is the voice of reason to Golden, ireland’s division templates, Braun’s insult game popping off, bo evolves into a tea kettle. This is superb.
One of the funniest episodes to come out in a while
Fr, their storyboard guy really nailed this episode
and the children
don't forget peef wheezing
When you realize WW2 was a bunch of incompetent people racing to become competent first.
That...quite literally All the Attemps to conquer Europe
Yh, Germany was only this successful early on because the Allies and Soviets were so incompetent it bordered on active sabotage. Once they figured their shit out it turned immediately.
On the german side it's the hilarious logistics and almost everything that happened after they ran out of steam at the gates of Moscow in 41.
Looks like we got Plankton running Germany, because Golden decided to initiate PLAN Z
Gotta get control of the seas if you want that secret recipe.
@@riolkin Ravioli ravioli give me the BBioli
LEMON SCENTED
Golden be like: Why even the need to have garrisons on these critical points in our country??
I mean at this point hes just embarrasing himself
He wasn’t thinking critically
Is dit zowaar de heer Tijburg?
@@hiddeheijnis5618 In levende lijve!
I mean he didn't even have the border with the Soviets fully guarded.
"Golden can't take Paris" I'm getting PTSD from that episode lol
I love that episode
@@Guanaco17 Yeah, I actually tried the siege divisions Golden made in the great war mod, I honestly don't know how you could lose that
*GET A US PLAYER*
Man, I miss 18'
LOOK GUYS LOOK
Ok, who was in paris?
Hitler: "I genuinely believe we are going to win this."
von Stauffenberg: "Yes, mein Furher." *cocks pistol*
"Alright, so where are the children?"
They're co-oping Germany.
I feel ashamed for how long it took me to get this joke.
@@davidgomez7882 i still dont get it
@@anonnona4163 The people that were playing Germanu are children.
“You’re Embarrassing yourself. you got paradropped” is going to be the new Iwo Jima change my mind
Iwo Jima is better
Golden and Swimmy have been trying to out Dressel Dressel and they still have not managed.
@@arielfuchs316 It feels like Dressel have been forgotten bruh. What happened to him?
@@thekebab1655 I miss him
@@thekebab1655 He got banned for being excessively racist, according to the Bokoen1 reddit. Him, Pashalis and Vader were all banned for the same reason, although apparently Pashalis was the worst.
Will we ever see “Most incompetent axis 69420”?
Also I broke down laughing when Golden considered the idea of using Operation Barbarossa on France
Wait, they dont use that idea?
@@Genburthing I believe they almost did, but they managed to break the Western front without using it
@@jordandelosreyes5656 Using Barb on France just screams "Here's how Germany can still win!" xD
If golden keeps playing then obviously
Another clip to add to the Swimmy soundboard
“I just want to recruit child soldiers”
"Where are the children?"
...
*Understand what the fuck he said and corrects himself*
"No i meant i just wanna recruit child soldiers."
"Where are the children"
- Swimmy larping as Jeffery Epstien.
Wasn't Golden
@@Bokoen1 so... i suppose Golden lost?
It was swimmy
@@Bokoen1 shit
“Where are the children?”
-Rommel, after realizing he can’t even cover the Russian border fully
The Eastern Front was Model and Mannstein's show more than it was Rommel's, but yes
@@hallowedbeyourdays Was Rommel even in the Eastern front
@@ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о nope he was busy in North Africa And France
Of course, Bo is playing japan when this type of games happen
Ofc
There are actually happen pretty often if Bo plays germany
mfw game impact
He doesn't want any involvement in the shitstorm over in Europe. If he can focus on Asia he can point and laugh at the Axis in Europe if they perform poorly, or get hyped if they do amazing.
@@starstudy8752 So, great power, less great responsibility. Sounds like a winning move to me.
Missed out one of the best bits where after they finally took France and created Vichy the Allies immediately para-dropped an unguarded Paris and Free France got all the Vichy stuff back.
"How about you take some armor off your ships and stick it on your tanks"
HOLY SHIT LOWEE YOU KILLED HIM
"So in this game the Germans decided to invest into a lot of battleships"
I can hear Admiral Doenitz screaming in frustration from here...
it's not a golden episode without a "we're gonna win!!!" and everyone dies inside
Peef's laugh is the best.
I've rewatched this video like half a dozen times and I'm still laughing my arse off.
Golden: "I am going to play Japan"
Bo: "Nah I want to do that, you can play Germany"
Golden: "I don't see the difference"
Peef’s wheeze when you were talking about Golden’s troops killed me LMAO
His responses are probably some of the funniest out of the gang.
"The Most Incompetent Axis"
Where have I seen this one before?
Swimmy and Golden: *fail miserably*
Bo: "Not to worry, we're still flying HALF an Axis!"
Italy: *in the middle of switching sides* You sure about that?
"Thought you said you had west africa covered?"
"Never said i'd hold"
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
PLAN Z!!!!
"The Most Incompetent Axis"-how could I not click.
*sees most incompetent axis video title* HM, I WONDER WHERE IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE
0:58 >Not expecting bo to be a goblin
Everytime peef is just wheezing, I find myself on the floor foaming in the mouth almost every time lmao.
Just hoped on and boom a game. Bless the RUclips algorithm
I died when Swimmy was just like “where’s the children?”
"I genuinely believe we'll win this game, i'm serious" he says while almost laughing
Idk if I missed a history lesson but I'm quite sure that Mannerheim didn't look like that :D 8:15.
2:24 I got told by my lecturer in uni to think Critically when I’m doing my work and now I just can’t stop thinking of golden whenever he says it. 😂😂🤣🤣
Also these moments at 6:12, 6:50, 7:57, 8:22, 8:46, 9:36 and especially 8:58 with that wheezing laugh I absolutely died from. 😂🤣🤣🤣
74 dockyards , this Is why you dont put yolden on germany, I'd also say dont put swimmy but as long as he doesn't do naval im alright
Damn, I just really know that this is the worst axis ever because that Germany is Golden and Swimmy.
Plus the manpower but little braincells
Most incompetent axis, Braun Italy, I'm shocked, shocked I say.
Swimmy co oping Germany
it was braun swimmy and golden all on the same team it was destined to bomb in a glorius faction though seeing golden eat his words for what he said to hungary was even more glorius
And Braun was the competent one.
Just another god-tier France game. Too easy really
When you search up swimmy hoi4, the videos are ‘why German leadership lost ww2’, ‘how Italy lost North Africa’, and ‘most incompetent axis 102’
welp... I should have expected this to come up, didn't know Golden & Swimmy were this incompetent, can't wait for The Most Incompetent Axis 105
They multiplies their incompetence
This was absolutely *glorious*. Just post the "full episode"-no, full stream with no cuts, for most people to see
Swimmy: "Where are the children?"
Axis: ay yo hol up
This man caused an entire group of wat criminals to look at him with a wtf look on their faces
>See intro
>See it mention Germany doing a smoothbrain strat
>Immediately think it's either Golden or Swimmy
>Turns out to be both
>Point and laugh
Swimmy: "I am assuming DIRECT CONTROL of the Afrika korps"
This was one of the best hoi4 mp videos you have made ever
"GERMANY DECIDED TO INVEST INTO A LOT OF BATTLESHIPS" Looks like what's currently happening in the stream.
I would really love to see Bo and his friends playing online total war games
Hannibal is in Italy! rally the defenses
2 years later and golden STILL can't take Paris ahahahahhahahahaha
I think someone should make a video of all the legendary Swimmy quotes. There's so many great ones.
You didn’t include Golden roasting Spain for not doing their focus...
...followed immediently by Spain yelling at Golden that he couldn’t do it because they hadn’t capped France.
Also the part where they paradropped France and capped Vichy. Ohh so many moments lmaoo
I honestly look forward to these videos. They are GOLDEN
"Where are the children?" *Swimmy 2021*
Golden really thinks his plans out doesn’t he?
They certainly are critical to his defeat!
Sad that noone sees the wordplay in there
I like how they're getting mad at india after his 4th paradrop instead of realizing that he's going to keep paradropping.
this has to be the best episode that Bokoen has ever done, this is pure gold
It feels like everything month there is a new most incompetent axis. Probably because that’s how often Golden gets to play Germany
9:36 epstein island
I need a game with just Braun, swimmy, and golden, it’d be a straight comedy and obviously the team blessed by the lord himself
Don't forget to include James, keppler and the OG incompetent one of all time -Dressel,
Holy Shit i haven't had a good laugh in a while, thank you Golden & Swimmy!
I feel like everytime Golden plays Germany, it ends with Golden going REEEEE and you guys laughing at him
Golden : « Dressel, why did you go big navy again ? (As Japan)
Also Golden, as Germany : ME MAKE BIG BOATS, ME WIN !
Braun: Remember when I was Bulgaria and I got paradropped
Me: Flashbacks of British troops over Sofia
I am convinced every member of the Axis aside from Swimmy and Golden was prepared to die and was determined to get as much laughs as possible.
8:19 Swimmy going full Harbinger Mode: "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"
Lower and Braun really just unleashed their wrath this game.
Peef's wheezing never ceases to entertain me
"Golden Lost" is not just a phrase, it's a way of life :))
"Alright, so where are the children"
-American factory owners, 2023
Can’t believe the Axis rolled 1s
7:30 some of the best insults on boekoen channel
There are so many moments when golden sounds like Hitler
Oh god it's Golden isn't it?
No...
Its not ONLY Golden
"i still GENUINELY think we are going to win the game" - joseph goebbels, 1944
When Braun is the most competent european axis member
9:07 That wheeze was glorious, definately on top peef moments
I remember the famed operation Barbarossa. All they German ships pushing into eastern Europe.
"Maybe if you sail the ships to switzerland" had me dying
You know it’s bad when golden starts saying “no nay sayer shit”
Golden is the anti-Dankus, because when Dankus plays majors, he always wins, but Golden never does when he plays majors.
Actually Dankus lost some good times as a Major in this channel. Its just not often because its him competent vs a group of retards
Can we get a Peef laugh montage please his reactions crack me up
Also hearing "where ate the children" sounds a lot worse with the fact they were calling Golden a pxdo during the SCW
Kenji Doihara is the real Stonewall Jackson
Any good germany: Panzer stronk
Golden: haha big ships go brrrrrrrr
When he showed the troops against the soviets i lost it
„Clownkoen!“
Well that was instant karma for Golden
Could not stop laughing. Looks like an awesome session where friends bond closely together as they laugh at each others incompetence.
9:37 "comrade Golden is delusional, take him to the infirmary."
Swimmy taking control from Golden is like an insane guy taking a makeshift crown made out of hair from the slightly more insane guy who’s talking to the wall and then proclaiming himself as the new king as he proceeds to smear his shit across the wall.
"Where are the children"
- Swimmy, 2021