Strategic Bombing - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Too many bombers...
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Episode 186
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ALSO GO WATCH THE WW1 VIDEO I POSTED 2 DAYS AGO!!! ruclips.net/video/PVx9pAOzecc/видео.html
Dresden was a peaceful city!
Could you do more Vicky 2 pls? They are so funny
why is the ww1 game 35 dollars
Second attempt Bo: Asking for another round of majors play minors & vise-versa. Can it be done?
i just hope this doesnt end with unhistorical getting bombarded with trolls :/
Imagine losing the fight to save your country because your top general was watching giraffes
"I have no worries. Steiner will reinforce the front and push the enemy positions back."
"My Führer, Steiner parked his army at the Berlin Zoo. The giraffes started fighting over trees and he wanted to watch.
jfc ive seen your comments on like four videos today do we follow the same folks? lmao must be a cuban thing smh
@@RyRy2057 Him and Kim Jun Un get around in the comment sections.
@@12345678900987659101 *slowly takes off glasses*
Hitler: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME WE HAD GIRAFFES???? I WANT TO SEE THE GIRAFFES!!!
"You absolute goblin child."
I just learnt my new favourite insult.
You absolute goblin child
You absolute goblin child.
I’ll give you another for the low cost of $0.00, aka FOR FREE!
Ok, maybe a few seconds of your time.
Keep scrolling!
Ok, maybe a minute of your time, keep scrolling!
Almost there!
Ok, here it is!
You big bad toaster strudel!
pissed myself irl laughing at mexican siberia
"I hope the next Tunguska Event hits your house" is easily one of the top five funniest things ever said on this channel
For me funniest thing ever was when slapper told his girlfriend “I’m playing games baby.” And sounded like an actual cave man. This is also definitely top tier in the bokoen universe of quotes.
@@fatfree31 for me, it's "Swimmy just got suplexed on the Rhein."
@@shadowmandeathstroke8232 True, we need Phillip and Rilber in more videos, they’ve usually got great quotes. I think that same video, whenever Bruan was trying to talk to Phillip, and Phillip was just like “Bruan I’m not even tryna talk to you” had me rolling.
@@shadowmandeathstroke8232 for me it was probably braun running people over in MW and peef and bo were dying
What is the "tunguska event"?
Oppenheimer: "I have become death, the destroyer of worlds."
Boi: "Hold my B-29s"
Little known fact is that Oppenheimer didn't actually say that after the bomb went off. Oppenheimer's brother Frank who was standing next to him when the bomb went off said after it went off they hugged and Robert Oppenheimer kept repeating "it worked! it worked!". After Oppenheimer's past being a communist became a issue and he was kicked out of all secret US military programs he wanted to get back in with his old scientist pals who were against him and the other scientists who helped create the bomb Oppenheimer tried to make it seem like he regretted helping create the bomb by creating the "I have become death, the destroyer of worlds." story. All the historical records on the testing of the Trinity bomb show how happy he actually was that the bomb worked. The top scientists had a big party even after the bomb worked.
@@PhillyPhanVinny I'm not surprised by those details in the least.
@@PhillyPhanVinny
What are you talking about?
There is literally a recording of him saying it in an interview, it's even on youtube.
(To clearify, he didn't say it after the test, but said in an interview that he thought about it after the test. Anyway, it came from him.)
ruclips.net/video/lb13ynu3Iac/видео.html
@@PhillyPhanVinny source: I swear to God
Bo in his games: I won’t gank I’ll let it be a fair, fun fight
Bo in public games: I have 10,000 bombers in Germany
Bo "Unburned German City? What a pity" Harris.
@@aquila4460 DO IT AGAIN!
And 20,000 more units on the way.
Imagine a Portuguese ambassador coming to the White House to brief the president on how to *E L I M I N A T E R O M A N I A*
FDR: so what's the plan for Rom-
Ambassador: level the entire Country
INSIANE SPOILERS!!:
:v
Alt title: bokoen turns Central Europe into a bomb testing site
Empty Luigi that’s what the Americans did
Accturate to the game and history
and the mexico annex of siberia
Glassed
@@communismisgreat1482 I think you mean asia *cough *cough Okinawa
See, this is why I'm terrified of playing HOI4 with randoms.
I might get clueless new players that I can casually play with, I might get people that turn my entire country into a cosplay of the Moon.
Franklin: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dresden was cool and all, but like, what if we reduced *ALL* of Germany to a pile of ash?”
Churchill: “Frankie, that’s a war crime.”
Franklin: “But the memes, Winston. Think about the memes!”
To quote Tolkien: "There was a solemn article in the local paper seriously advocating systematic exterminating of the entire German nation as the only proper course after military victory"
Churchill would totally be down for that
There actually was a plan to deindustrialyse Germany and turn it into an Agrarian State (like Russia pre-Revolution), so that they don't rise up again.
The head of our libertarian party compared the new Climate-Laws to thst plan.
Yeah
Roosevelt was convinced to do this by MacArther
I could actually hear the British accents coming through
Alternate Title: Dresden Bombing but it's every Axis city.
aka Harris' Personal Heaven
Yes
Slaughterhouse Five, except framed as a good thing
@the sun is a deadly lazer F
@@emrick1111 DO IT AGAIN!!!
I just love the fact Mexico took eastern Siberia
The Glorious Leader honours is with his presence
Way to spoil it
@@christiandelesie6308 no
@@christiandelesie6308 the "glorious" leader spoiled the video"
And if I have to say it, it is a joke btw
"No enemy bomber can reach the Ruhr. If one reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Göring. You may call me Meyer."
- Hermann Göring, September 1939
- Hermann Meyer, October 1939
Best part is how that quote is in the loading screens. Attributed to "Herman Meyer"
@@logion567 Equally funny is "the germans entered the war under the rather childish supposition that nobody would bomb them and they would bomb everyone else."
- Arthur "Bomber" Harris
@@pantalaemon “In Warsaw, Rotterdam, Coventry and a dozen other places they put this rather childish theory into action, they sowed the seeds of the wind and they shall reap the whirlwind”
-Arthur “aerial cremation for the Aryan nation” Harris
_New players entered this lobby under the rather childish delusion that they were going to enjoy the game, and nobody was going to bomb them. … They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind._
_Bomber Bokoen, do it again_
Sarah Mcevedy is that you?
@@temperusmaximus7268 the fact that you know who that is warms my heart!
@@crysisrevelation6132 this boy was raised on 40k and btech as is proper, no heathen gundam garbage in the maximus household!
Hey bo I’m actually unhistorical’s editor! Thank you so much for making a video! This will help us greatly with our community also we are starting a RUclips hoi series!
No worries he’s s chill guy! Nice, whats the Series gonna be like?
@@Bokoen1 It’s twitch highlights! Episode 1 is out!
Niice im gonna check it out!
@@Bokoen1 for the record it’s not as well made as your vids lmao
@@dilemma2545 is there a link? Can’t seem to find it on RUclips
"The Axis started this war thinking they were going to bomb everyone but no one would bomb them back."
"Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to put a roof on it."
-Winston Churchill
They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
DO IT AGAIN BOKOEN HARRIS
Bo: "new player friendly!"
Also Bo: proceeds to cyberbully inexperienced players using Strat bomber only tactics
I forgot that when compared to other Hoi4 streamers, Boe’s squad is godly.
Well Horst streamers are much better but aside from them yeah
They were pub stomping on people who didn't even know how to play the game...
I mean, tommy would beat all of them.
@@dxhunter9170 Without deckspace lol
@@dxhunter9170 Tommy would not be able to beat most horst players
And nobody even talked about the Poland monster? That's what got me the last half of the episode.
What do you mean? Poland was always like that ;)
What are you talking about, Poland has always been a monster
As a Pole I was amused with size of territory my country took in this timeline. Polish-French border...
Well, when Team America turns everything to their west into a post-apocalyptic wasteland it is a lot easier for them to do well.
Has full oil stockpiles
Bo: “we need more oil!”
Spoken like a true American
Bokoen is cancelled for this harassment of the other players.
“I hope the next Tunguska event hits your house.”
- Antonio de Oliviera Salazar to Francisco Mugica after he annexed Siberia at the end WWIII.
Circa. 1943-Probably
*"These orphans are getting DESTROYED!"* - Technoblade
i have to agree that this was the second worst thing to ever happen to these orphans
Where was Germany’s airforce when you were sending 800 strat bombers per air zone WITHOUT ANY FIGHTERS?
They were in SüdAfrika watching Giraffes fight to the death
In these games Germany almost never makes an air force
Bombers has also good airdefens....with enougth bombers you grind the german airforce down and focus on the airfield so they can not deploy the figthers
Where was any of their airforce the entire axis all of them were bombed to dust
If you start by exterminating every available air field.
There are no fighters to intercept you.
Just leave it turned on, and accept there will be some casualties as you eradicate their ability to do combat. Ever.
Belgium: i shall form a Chinese colony greater than all before it.
I legitimately feel bad for these guys. I also have never played you, so I don’t even know what they’re doing wrong lol
Bascially divisions w/o arty are ineffective. Marines are better for naval invasions and he had standard infantry. Germany's economy was very weak, and had no air defenses (although he never woulda been able to beat 5000k+ strat bombers). They honestly didn't play wrong, they just didn't play optimized.
@@troysdownfall6547 It was 5k not 5 million strait bombers but yes, they played alright but not optimized
been in a few of their games before and beside the occasional salty person they are p good at accepting defeat so dont need to feel all that bad, and hey. maybe they can learn from this
Look at the beginning the template of Japans naval invasion. It's pure infantry without anything haha
@@2Links i accidentally added a k outta habit lmao
It’s okay they where all military targets Lmao
That moment when you have so many bombers you lag the game down.
That also means you don’t have ENOUGH bombers.
We need enough bombers to bring the game itself to its knees!
If you are not crashing the game through bombers then you don't have enough bombers.
Arthur 'Bomber' Harris: "it's so beautiful" *tear slowly falls down cheek*
It's nice you endorsed them after meming on their game
Bokoen was just roleplaying that one German faction in TNO which spends every hour of every day raining fire on Africa.
Bo really just had a map of central Europe and drew "Dresden" across it
*Dresden gets bombed*
Bo/USA: "That's a lot of damage! How about some more?!"
Canada: "Maybe you should take some bombers down" = Less bombers
Bo's translation: "Maybe you should put down some bombers" = _More_ bombers
You guys should do this more often, this was so entertaining to watch.
Idk. It is kind of a dick thing to do though.
Yeah but what if they aren't only on one team
@@USSCYT but it was really funny tho
They should try playing as minors, and being absolute madlads
@@math3000 i can imagine them playing Bulgaria or some shit and wiping a noob Italy
“Speer or Going won’t like this.”
Operation rolling thunder: WW2 edition
“What if operation rolling thunder bombed all of the communists”
Peef continues to be the golden boy of the series. God bless his little heart.
On a side note, not seen Dressel for a while. Good.
¿Where is the German Economy?
U.S.A: Gone, reduce to Atoms
"New player friendly games" joins and proceeds to wreck havoc
"My fuhrer the allies have invaded in normandy how should we respond?"
"Hang on this giraffe fight is really heating up"
"It's my turn huh?"
*annexes Siberia*
“You have to target them like this”
*mischievous grin intensifies*
Hungary and Romania after seeing the USAF above them: *This is impossible where are those German fighters?*
This is the equvialent of olympic athletes joining a high-school sports festival....
New player friendly servers are a god send. New players really, really need a place to learn the game and most communities are so toxic and unsupportive that people lose interest and leave. Then the long time players wonder why their game is "ded game".
Man I REALLY want to see unhistoricals perspective of this lmao
hmmm yes let us join a noob friendly game!
*the players are bad*
Suprised pickachu face
Alternate title 1: Operation Rolling Thunder
Alternate title 2: It isn't a warcrime if you couldn't see them
Remember when in essentially 1 day, strat bomber went from worthless to op? Good days.
@Fabian Kirchgessner They still are worthless if you know what you are doing. Static AA and interception fighters burn mission efficiency to 0%. You can't save everything sure but your core territory will be fine. That and Germany counters strat bombers with subs. Can't build bombers if all your resources are being blockaded.
They're still good
human wave offensive but you've assigned every conscript a strat bomber
Bo: "Dresden do be looking pretty fine right now"
Everyone else on the server: *OH NO*
Holy shit that's one of the funnier videos on this channel! The WW1 video yesterday was also great.
Congratulations You've finally turned into Tommy K
I'd like to call to attention the fact that Bo had no air superiority aircraft
When the squad gets bored so they go seal clubbing
I’m pretty sure Curtis LeMay’s corpse rose from the dead to cheer on this video.
The historically accurate B-24 production is my personal favorite.
7:08 this always gets me for some reason
3:01 Same aura as Spy's "Congratulations - you're a failure."
I feel sorry for the poor newbie who walked in expecting a fun casual game where they could learn.
Yeah this is why you gotta set these things in private games for new people. Slowly teach them. I would not be surprised if this experience made some of the new people quit HoI4, then leading to their friends not getting the game and so the B-effect goes.
Alternate title: why I don't play multiplayer HoI4
Me in UnHistorical's Chat lurking in the middle of the night : zzz
5 minutes later... : Chat list filled of New Followers.
Me : Well then...
Both communities are great and I hope to see more from both great streamers. :)
(Context is I'm a mod for Unhistorical)
Gives a whole new meaning to “pub stomping”
Not enough bombers, the usaf in 1943 has 2.3 million men
This is equivalent to Doomguy showing up, fully decked out, to a paintball game full of 13 year olds. A massacre.
No matter what game, Brawn always tries create a cursed world
This was hilarious. Please do more like this!
So... This is what it felt like to be in Bomber Command.
No this is not how sedam felt, he felt the CAS more then the Strat.
this is the hoi4 version of sealclubbing
I kept thinking during this,”why does Japan; Mr I lose to China, own Canada???”
Mexican Siberia
*breathe.exe has stopped working*
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i'm just imagining the entirety of Germany looking like No-man's land during WW1 due to Bo's bombing
It's 3 pm in Berlin, people are going home from work, children playing in the street. Then, all of a sudden the ground starts to vibrate and the sky goes pitch black. Everyone looks to the skies as 5 thousand strategic bombers roll over the city. Not a hint of sky is left and the entire city is laid to waste in the matter of minutes.
Welcome to the US of A BABY
Warnings of an airstrike
The sirens scream out loud
Warning on the radio
Of what's coming
“Now you will see the full power of this battle station”
Bo: Sees new players in a public lobby...you dare oppose me mortal!
This is just evil, so evil
....I wanna see more of this!
I lost it after Socialist Mexican Siberia what a meme
Bo: joins a noob friendly casual game
Also Bo: omg why is the streamer so relaxed omg why is Japan bad muh competitive hoi4 reeee
Basically this, yeah. But hey, gets clicks.
Looks like the snow now speaks spanish
Alternative Title: Bullying Noobs
Arthur Harris did it again
I love that swimmy was switzerland because he wasn't playing xD
Bokoen be Like: Germanys Eco - Gone. Reduced to atoms.
and this is one reason why a 100 page google doc of rules isn't that bad an idea.
This is like Tommy's plays in newbie games but funnier
I swear China clapping Japan wasn't exactly what happened to me the first time I played HOI2...
"Our Strat-Bombers will blot out the sun!"
Alt title: I turned “the Bombing of Dresden” to “the bombing of yes”
“You’re making eight a day?”
Willow Run: those are rookie numbers son
This is like an MMA fighter beating up little kids in the ball pit and then celebrating
that goblin laugh at 7:00 lmao
Germany: Intensify forward firepower!
Bokoen1: Too late!
the manchu republic of everything other than manchuria
“Oh so it’s my turn, huh?”
*Collective anger*
"I sense thousands souls screaming but then we're all silenced." Obi Wan Kenobi
We really need a B-36 Peacemaker to better handle our problems.