Stalingrad - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Stalingrad time
Episode 168
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Music: Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
Big Action - Soviet Storm OST
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someone forgot to turn off historically accurate AI off on swimmy.
Lol
@@corygraysen509 your watching hoi4, you don’t have a girlfriend
Even in real life though, Italy took Ethiopia.
@Gary Guo [Student] it doesn't change the fact that Swimmy sucks.
@Gary Guo [Student] Best part was that the amount of Italy troops outnumbered the British 3 - 1 and the Italians still lost…
“You’re lying, why are you lying?”
“No”
Best response
"I have no thing"
But was it a meme no?
@@1HitBlunder What episode was this qoute from?
"You say no. And then afterwards you say 'But was it a meme no?'"
@@adrianjagielak German Foreign Policy Victoria 2 in a Nutshell.
Swimmy is the 'Old Guard' trait in human form.
“No”
+2.0 Max Entrenchment
-99% Experience Gain
Description of the old guard trait: „While not the most briliant Officer, _he is unlikely to cause trouble_ „ That last part is a clear contradiction with his character.
Not old guard trait because that implicates he was reliable at any time
“Senile Guard”
I’ll mentally:-78% division recovery rate and organization
"They Stalingraded us!" *Liberation of Paris*
Perfect Timing from the Allies... Yikes!
well when a Germany who already had Leningrad and Moscow makes in 41 an winter offensive to take Stalingrad and even take it and than soviets push them back in spring of 42 like nothing
That’s what we in the business call a double whammy
Oh my God, Swimmy delayed Operation Barbarossa for a few weeks by losing in the Greek front. Now that’s attention to historical accuracy.
it actually ended up delaying it by a year since the focus can only be done before august or something and golden was forced to help them and missed the opportunity to take the focus
I'm pretty sure Barbarossa started around when it was planned and wasn't delayed by Italian incompetence
Apparently mud was a big problem and that is why every single invasion started during June (all of them, except when Hitler wanted the new tanks to arrive to the Eastern front)
@@tuluppampam The reasons for the postponement of Barbarossa from the initially planned date of 15 May to the actual invasion date of 22 June 1941 (a 38-day delay) are debated. The reason most commonly cited is the unforeseen contingency of invading Yugoslavia and Greece in April 1941. Historian Thomas B. Buell indicates that Finland and Romania, which weren't involved in initial German planning, needed additional time to prepare to participate in the invasion. Buell adds that an unusually wet winter kept rivers at full flood until late spring. The floods may have discouraged an earlier attack, even if they occurred before the end of the Balkans Campaign.
@@tuluppampam Barbarossa was defenitely delayed by greece
Plus Swimmy lost 300k men on Ethiopia very historical accurate indeed there, like on irl they got 230k captured rest got killed there
- Italy losing in Africa
- Italy asking Rommel to cover them
- Failed invasion of Greece
- German failed production
- Wanting to take over Stalingrad
- Getting D-Day'ed
-Getting Encircled
- Germany getting mad at other countries
*Yupp it's Lebensraum Time*
Too historically accurate
Historical gameplay there.
Yeah but Italy suck this game as well
I don't think D-Day and Stalingrad were around the same time cheif...
@@Ronald98 ??? i dont think that is implied, stop being a pedant
This is like the actual “Italy invade Greece now” meme.
Except this version takes place all over mainland Europe.
Except they forgot to actually invade
No no no, reallife was worse. The italians actually had an invasion force ready that got beaten back...
@@FireSignd The Italians invaded Greece with 5 division because the idiot who was in command of the invasion wanted to get all the glory, and as such he didn't want other armies around to help him out. Similar to the Winter War, the Italians actually began the war with fewer soldiers and supplies that the greek had.
One sometimes has to wonder if human stupidity really does have a limit, or if it's actually an endless pit.
Swimmy and the Suez is basically Dressel and Iwo Jima
Or holding ethiopia
Jumper Willi Swimmy is a master strategist. He is just misunderstood by his teammates
DUUUUDE IWO JIMAAAAAAAA IWO JIMAAA DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
@@RandomAutist Woah Dude
@@RandomAutist PAPUA NEW GUINEA
PAPUA NEW GUINEA BOOOIISSSS
When I realized swimmy was the Italy I knew Golden wasn’t going to win
If Swimmy is on your team you have two options.1: you accept defeat without trying or 2: you try to carry the team with all you’ve got
@@patriotic_canadian i would go for option 1
jack tom I would go for option two because maybe Swimmy would pull out a 100 iq move which’s the highest he could achieve
@@patriotic_canadian to be fair he might pull one of the "its so stupid it might work" plans.
The Nova renaissance Strangely enough, it seems like Swimmy is better at handling minor countries
"We need Stalingrad"
"Why"
We need Stalingrad"
-Hitler and his generals circa December 1941
“oil”
Can you tell me why?
Oil. Hitler's generals did not understand that Germany's war effort depended on having fuel for their panzers and planes. Hitler wanted Stalingrad because that would anchor the flank of Army Group South, allowing the Germans to take the Caucuses Oil Fields with relative safety.
@@revanofkorriban1505 yes they did, thats why they went for stalingrad, everyone was in agreement that because the soviets did not surrender as expected they absolutely required the caucuses to wage a protracted war
@@revanofkorriban1505 and hitler did not understood splitting the army group south is like smoking at an gas station
“Italy was meant to guard the French coast, but was being Italy about it.”
Guess Swimmy is being himself yet again.
“I think I played a pretty good Italy this game.”
Bo was very close to how many divisions swimmy actually lost in Ethiopia, only 29 Divisions!!
Not to mention the precious manpower spent to reinforce those divisions: manpower that Italy doesn’t have.
29 rounds to 10
He only lost 29 in Ethiopia so it technically wasn't 30
@Ignacy Krawczyk erm, this one?
King and Country it couldn’t have reinforced because he didn’t have a port to ship more manpower to, but he still did lose a quarter of a million men for Ethiopia.
The true WW2 Axis experience.
Italy eating glue, minors trying their best and failing, and Germany screaming at everyone and trying to solo the war.
Everyone in the VC: *Accuses Swimmy of something*
Swimmy: "No"
bUt WaS iT a mEmE nO???
He actually got them out tho, it was just cut out in the highlights
@@wublesmoop6125 *Germany threw Austria under the bus*
@Cpl. Rook Why change perfection? If I change it it's because I wanted to switch to Rosehip, Erwin, Yukari or Pepperoni
RIP the 2 divisions lost in Ethiopia
Christ, Ken what are you doing here?
Hahahahaha, based
29 actually...
Damn, that half a division he lost will be missed
@@nonyabuisness6642 i cant believe he lost one squad of men in Ethiopia
“I’m just really afraid you’ll beat me”
At this point, he deserves it.
I feel bad for Golden, my boy had a clear cut strategy that could've (maybe) worked but meanwhile Swimmy was like *"RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, MUST GARRISON AFRICA WITH MY SPAGHETTI"*
Golden (Germany)- Known for? Never taking Paris. Swimmy (Italy) Known for? “No.” Bo (Romania) Known for? “INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER!” Braun (Hungry) Known for? “TOOO LAAAATE!” Slapper (Bulgaria) known for? “I’m playing games baby.” Together, they make, The Axis Powers.
I'm playing games baby.
not just axis powers... the best ones
Best Axis
Did you... did you just call Hungary Hungry?!
@@xxopcseresznyexx2612 he's always hungry for bullying and eating the entire fridge
The first realistic roleplay with an incompetent italy, crazy Fuhrer and Stalingrad D-day combo
Last time i was this early golden won a game
So....never?
And dressel took iwo jima
@@patriotic_canadian he won the ww1 game that he said he would quit hoi4 for a year if he lost
Sir_Prise oh really? That’s a miracle! A one life achievement! Why did i missed this...
@@TheUnknownFiddler Link to vid?
You had me at "Stalingrad"
When Slapper was in despair and said “my men....” I felt that
"Me play solo" Swimmy has quickly over taken "Iwo Jima" Dressel in delusional incompetence.
I can't wait from Dressel to get back from his tour so that we can see a Dressel USSR versus Swimmy Germany. We need to see the Battle of Incompetence to truly decide who is the worst HOI4 player.
That should be a movie for 2021
With Braun as a and golden as a minor/ coop since they never win and the other is retarded.
Also jack as sweden just for the rage and memes
@@jumperwilli7770 Flashacks of Communication Cancer
Pierre Sihite In my opinion it was the funniest episode. If only they were Jack Swimmy Braun Golden and Dressel in the same team.
Braun as UK or USA
When I read ‘Italy being Italy about it’ i knew it was Swimmy
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Swimmy: *N O*
OMG YES SOVIET STORM OST!!! I LOVE THAT DOCUMENTARY SERIES
THIS^
When I noticed it I got so excited aha, glad it’s back on youtube
9:51 I wasn’t expecting golden to be some sort of animal
>Golden on Germany and being high in the beginning (at least he takes France and Spain)
>Swimmy on Italy
>Bo on Romania
disaster recipe right there, god bless Bulgaria
*Eastern Front collapsing and D-Day in France*
Golden: POOPOO
Watching this game live was a treat. You just knew that the Axis was gonna get punished for their lack of units and you could feel the desperation in all their actions, ending with Golden deciding to push into Stalingrad in 1942 with a resigned Romania vowing to hold the flanks. It was pretty much inevitable at that point.
Swimmy on Italy, Golden on Germany... this is gunna be a good one boys!
golden tries to actually lead and succeed in a hoi4 MP game.
swimmy in the back: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT????
I love how the music intensifies when they were approaching Stalingrad.
Golden: “is about to finally win”
Italy in Ethiopia: *im going to do what’s called a pro gamer move*
That music from soviet storm was mint cause of the timing, please do more of that. Thanks Bo
I remember that a lot back in an old history channel documentary called 'The lost evidence' and a few others. You know, when they actually made documentaries and not alien hunters and pawn shop 'documentaries'
You didn’t include the best part: post allied d-day, watching golden descend into madness
Funny how Italy actually lost 28 divisions in Ethiopia.
8:26 this is like watching a movie for the second time cause you already know whats going to happen next
7:35 & 8:21 proves this a historical reenactment.
4:36 Hitler after discovering the italian defeat in Greece (1940, colorized)
Almost didn't recognize Slapper when he's not screaming.
Golden was literally moustache man. "We must take Stalingrad". Only to lose the 6th army.
Unironically saying "we have to take stalingrad" in the middle of winter while the center is getting melted during a rushed and ill-advised invasion. Christ.
0:53 Now look at that, it’s beautiful
Hello boi avery
Hello again
Ahhh, nothing like Golden’s Axis Wild Ride
4:35 when golden is screaming, what hes saying is “And then your just gonna stand there and watch the plane crash and think everythings okay??”
9:34 German High Command reactivating to the D-Day landings (*1942 colorized*)
Stalingrad? It should be called Kimjongrad. I’m eternal, I’ve been in this universe since the beginning of time
I see you in alot of comments sections, all the history gamers. By the way, all hail our glorious leader lol
I still can not believe that Germany and italy would invade Russia, If they only known that fighting Russia would be their down fall. Also can you please restore all communications with South Korea because its really important to have diplomacy with your neighbor even if you guys don't always get along.
@@RemiUllmann Invasions into Russia usually went decently. Ask the Poles, Prussians and Finns.
@@hyperion3145 Finns failed
Bo: *points out the very real and observable flaws in the italian and german military*
Golden and Swimmy: nuh-uh
The beginning overview every time: so anyway, I started blasting
If Golden would start screaming during Stalingrad "Das war ein befehl!!!" image would be even more complete, lol.
Last time I was this early Yugoslavia was still a thing.
The axis before trying to rush Stalingrad: POO POO!
Their dedication to historical accuracy is pretty damn good.
"You are lying, YOU ARE LYING!!"
"no" 🥶🥶🥶
"I continue to look into the camera, Buzduko" Braun (nobody understands him)
This was my favorite episode you guys have done in a while. The massive amount of passive aggressiveness and desperate but futile pleas for teamwork is a refreshing change of pace from the usual straight-up shade-throwing and banter.
"I see wins Bo, you see losses."
You see illusions, he sees reality.
The clown car overheated in Ethiopia and got swarmed by natives
When Golden plays Hoi4 its always something spectacular.
He spectacularly loses most of the time but it's pretty fucking entertaining.
The "No" at the end of the video at the end says it all.
the encirclement at the end was kinda Bo's fault though, he could pinned with his two divisions on the left side before they got attacked and stopped the whole thing
Allies: Making a D-day
Germany: "POO-POO-POO!!!" 😂😂😂
I love it when Golden and Swimmy play on the same side, it's always hilariously funny
God when I recognized that Soviet storm ww2 in the east OST, I knew shit was about to go bad.
Taking the suez was actually a good move Even tho he loss 300k men.
Pacifist italy no divisions meta
rewatching old videos, this is maybe the most historically accurate
I love how you played the Soviet storm song during the attack on Stalingrad. Such a good series and anyone who hasn’t seen it definitely should.
"Nah It's fine I won't lose these 30 divisions"
"Nah the atlantic wall is fine guys dont worry about it"
Why are u guys surprised when you lose when every teammate don't communicate correctly and just keep lying to eachother?
I love have Golden screams at everyone and hes the reason they lose.
Swimmy suffers from some sort of pathological denial
8:28 - 9:23 The music is: Soviet Storm WW2 in the East - Big Action
*Intense Copystrike sweating*
this was a remarkably historical game.
Italy being incompetent and losing hundreds of thousands of men in Ethiopia, Axis being unable to guard against d-day, Romania trying hard but being unable to hold Germany's overstretched flanks in Stalingrad...
You and Golden make such a great comedic duo, I was laughing through this whole Video!
Awesome vid bo!
You know it's a golden lost episode when he sounds like he's about to cry
> I built those divisions - Italy
> *division is called Infanterie Division (mot.)*
Everything’s fine, nothing to worry about here. If you don’t pay attention to the enemy they don’t exist.
This is quite honestly one of the best episodes i have ever seen. The entirety of this episode was pure perfection
Sees title.This is gonna be good one
The whole damn time Bo: WHEEEEEZZEEE
I watched this video a few times and bo could have stopped the encirclement at 11:29 with his 2 Infantry division just standing around.
Is not like that would change anything a lot anyway, the ruz could do an encircle from behind too swimmy lost 300k on ethiopa that is historical accurate moment indeed there
the quality of these videos are insane. great work
Nice music this Episode! Please do more of that to highlight certain developments so it actually feels like the fate of the world is beeing decided right there and not just the colour of the map :]
“There were 10” I counted and there were 28 encircled divisions in Ethiopia.
I counted it at 0:52 and there were 28 divisions in the pocket at that time, I don't know where "31" from, can you explain?
Yeah shit must’ve miscounted, my bad
9:00 Eastern Storm Documentary OST used perfectly
I didn't know you watch Soviet Storm. That documentary series is my favorite m8, glad to hear that Soviet Storm Ost :)
Lol, one thing I love for sure is your country ball communication... Love this video.
8:18 Romania: Why are we doing this in the winter?
Germany: Because we don't have the luxury of time.
That's such a fucking Hitler moment there. Such roleplay.
Playing with a Golden Germany must feel like watching a train crash in slow motion.
Loved the soviet storm music during the southern offensive
5:46 If you look in the chat, Flavius says that the Allies threw the game.
Axis getting close to stalingrad
*Soviet storm soundtrack slowly stars*
Me: Hey i have seen this one
This is a classic
the utility of italy on this war is historical acurated
Ahhh, this is the loss I've been wanting thanks for giving me an epic game where Bulgaria is MVP. Ngl this one is funny as heck.
Swimmy: I don't know about this guy's, seems like a bad idea...
MUSIC SWELLS
8:30 Secret Records of Paulus and Hitler Talks in Stalingrad
"No."
Chad moment
Golden and swimmy together are the dream time
*"Something happened around the city of Stalingrad..."*
Me: Hey, I've seen this one before! It's a classic!