Stalins Children - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2019
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 123
Stalins Children were the best unit seen in history!
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"I conquered that land."
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@@Bm-yz3hd true
@@Bm-yz3hd fake
So is this a hacking comment thread now cause I really wanna hack the UN, who else is up for it
@@arlokamden3692 your right no one gives a damn
Just imagine new Zealand pulling up on the Eastern front and be like
This is mine now and sits there
HALLO bring in the katyusha, this man about to be reddified
New Zealand: (⌐■-■)
Boi that's what we long to do
Stalin: *"We're gonna build a big wall of bodies, and it's gonna be huge and it's gonna be beautiful and Germany will pay for it in blood"*
Best part, trump voice dressed in USSR, made me laugh way harder that it should have
@@mr.wright8363 Glad you enjoyed the image.
o7@@justinspeaks.1652
Sounds more awesome than it should
its going to be hye-ug
4:36 The Soviet union and USA debate the most effective form of economy, 1936, colorised
And soviet union one in this timeline
"If we destroy incentives for production then force people to work we will be more effective" "that's not how it works!" "That's how it works" "Thats not how it works at all"
LMFAO thank you for this comment
@@janehrahan5116 Brilliant way to completely misunderstand socialism.
@@MaxwellTornado slightly oversimplified and results focused description, yes. Completely misunderstood no...
I see nothing wrong with New Zealand owning Bulgaria, perfectly natural
We're the natural overlords of Bulgaria, after all
yeh gonna open up a fish and chips shop in Bulgaria boyz.
@@rhysstanley7387 Paua fritters and pavlova comin' to Sofia. Ka pai, bro
"I conquered that land."
Perfectly balanced
Videos like this makes me wonder what would happen if all the world's leaders were constantly in one big voice call.
*chaos*
Chrchl: Sending ships
Htlr: U wot?
Chrchl: Lol, look, Berlin fallen
@@ryuhouse7076 *htlr has left the chat*
Stalin: hey fdr
Fdr: what
Stalin: look at your ideology
Fdr: oh fuck you
Fdr has left the chat
Earl browser has joined the chat
I’m just imaging Churchill in a discord server on his premade britainware desktop
Bo: *looks at Jagdtiger*
Bo: yep, I want 20 of those in every division
Don't you mean ISU-152, and I mean the WoT one with the BL-10 troll cannon.
@@mattevans4377 WoT is inaccurate and there is only one version of the 152mm beast. In WT there are like 2 - 3 versions acording to reality
the ISU-152 in HOI4 is heavy self propelled artillery 2 though
@@danielt2505 i thought it had 2 versions, the long 152 and the shorter 152
@@thepruh1151 SU 152, ISU 152, ISU 152 - 2 (only 1 piece though was made), Objekt 704 and lastly ISU 152M
>Literally builds a human bridge to get to Japan
Also love the new Mexico ball
Well it's kinda accurate
Kublai Khan: Is it possible to learn this power?
"да comrade. We are dug in all the way from Minsk to Moscow with no gaps. There's so many conscripts in these trenches that you could walk over them. Also don't forget about the tank trenches that are hidden within the other trenches. There are layers upon layers of entrenchment." -Joseph Stalin speaking to FDR in 1942
Brilliant!
Russian miners being conscripted 1943 colorised
@@shashwatsinha2704 nobody cares
Kursk salient defensive system, 1943, colorized
"Defense is the best offense"
Rogal Dorn approves
So Hitler is Perturabo who could be a painter (architect) but instead went crazy dictator?
Rogal Dorn: building a bridge of conscripts would be highly ineffective. The human body would not be strong enough to hold nearly the number or troops necessary to invade a country.
The Emperor: It was a joke you fucking yellow shit stain
Rogal Dorn: Father I am not a colored stain of excremente
The Emperor: Oh my fucking me
*Happy gasmask noises*
Let the Sons of Dorn play with their toy fortress and sand-castles. We White Scars will be riding to meet the enemy.
Ah yes I remember when Neville Chamberlain prolonged the Munich Agreement for 5 hours because he lost his pen only to burst into hysterical laughter when the German representative complained
The real reason that the Axis lost because they did not have Iwo Jima
Wait they d-
**You’re dragged away by 2 FBI agents**
"I am the court"
- Comrade Palpabo 2019
"Not yet"
@@agustinmendoza7968 "It's treason then."
*screeching noises*
-GreatWars : Revenge of the USSR
How did it get 2 likes before I got onto this page, what
Also demonetized after 600 views, very cool RUclips. EDIT: Remonetized after 93k views. Thank you RUclips, very cool
Cuz we're autistic
Bokoen1 magic
I dont know, this is youtube
hello and good night
I Love this stuff pleas make more
I ussualy play USSR with grand battle plan, man, the AI can do anything, you are literally impenetrable, I feel like I am cheating. Entrenchment mechanics are broken AF.
BTW first video I saw from you! new sub!
Let the ai play hoi4, you're playing minecraft
@@vojtechkorhon4159 XD
Don’t tell RUclips, the moment they see a video called “Stalin’s children,” it’ll get demonetized
Michael Martin true
You realize youtube is owned by the communists right? Or should that be left?
I mean it was demonetized after 600 views.... Sucks to be me
Bokoen1 well that bridge of conscripts to Japan didn’t help...
@@RealKynan Yeah, it sounds stupid, but it's true that the Hammer and Sickle doesn't get demonetized, but the Swastika does.
1:33 "I'm sorry I lost my mouse" That's basically the UK during appeasement
Nic3
except they didnt hold the agreement
When you tell America there wasn't any oil in Germany:
9:53
Nobody:
UK: OMFG CAN YOU MICRO
College and Cho King: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love how already at 1:49 you can see that the Chinese player has a gap in their Yellow River line near Guangrao and the Japanese can advance through there unopposed, and this unfolds into the encirclement we see later.
"I despise you, I should have pulled out the moment I said it." Who are you, my father?
7:47 This encirclement was brought to you by OKMO.
OKMO, We are the children of Stalin.
WE GOT IWO JIIIMAAA DUUDEE!! *really close to mic* IWWOOOOO. JIIIIMAAAAA DUUUUUUDEEEEEEE!!!! *blowing*
British Communist WE GOT A ORIGINAL COMMENT DUDE!!!
@@ryanmurray6447
Hater: makes fun of person's comment for being unoriginal
Hater: ignores the fact he's also being unoriginal and it doesn't matter
Lucas Harvey never seen my comment before, if u have, where?
New Zeland, the 3rd non-European colonial power
were about to end this whole man's career.
And the only one to have colonies in Europe.
The Mexico CB got that club penguin hat.
Nice.
American Disney Land is just as bad as the French one.
It's Disney World you wanna go to.
Anaheim is very nice. Just very busy
the florida disney world is even worse cause of how crowded it is compare to anaheim
As an American I can say...
(clears throat)
This is a BRUH moment
@@rednovastrum2475 And because its Florida....
Eleventy-billion Chesty Puller-D Chess by Dressel with that heavy AA.
I mean giving your entire army ISU-152s IS superior firepower doctrine tho.
Is it though if its 4x4 infantry...
robert goodman
It is if you forget that they fire a gun so big that you can fit in it.
I know its kind of cliche but I have had severe depression for the past few years and these videos have helped me a lot as of recently. Please don't stop making them.
Holy shit, It's been two years? It feels like this released yesterday.
Two years later and I am still surprised to hear Cho King and College actually pissed
As someone who's great grandfather fought on iwo jima, I love the meme status it's been given
Ayyy mine too
Mine didnt but he survived pearl harbor 🇺🇸
"I Conquered that land"
"I shed that skin"
That random moment when the Kiwis conquer a piece of Bulgaria
Oh the memes
Your videos leave me struggling to breathe but I thank you nonetheless Bo!
Whe you get A+ on geography and history just from playing HOI4
Actually true wtf
Stalin Monopoly.
Rules:
Give all property to state
Give all money to state
Remove get out of jail card
Win by filing bankruptcy and destroying capitalism
Nope. Jail is gulag. Every card is "go to gulag"
communopoly
You sound like a mad scientist with that entrenchment talk. I love it lol
Holy shit this is one of the funniest vids you've put out to date. Lots of good friendly rage, and glorious STALINIUM powered memes
Hear me and rejoice!
You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Leader. You may think this is suffering. No... It is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of Stalin!
Bo uploaded on 2 am
Me: guess I'll stay up a few mins
Not
10:02
All I'm gonna say is......
*Rightfull New Zealand Clay*
Bo: thank you Braun, very cool
Us: thank you cool, very Braun
"Low Manpower"
*has 1.8 million manpower*
5:30 Bo predicted the NSB entrenhment meta 3 years before it happened
Love your videos Bo. You keep being you.
Fallout 4
Todd Howard: it just works
Hoi4
Bo: that's how it works
*uses swastika in video*Gets ads
*Crab Rave*
Cho king is much more chill nowadays
3:34
Did you know a major part of the battle of the Marne in ww1 happened right where the French Disney world was built
“I qoncuered that land” 10:13
Cho King sounds like he’s launching even though he is angry
8:02 Not Tuta, It's Tula... I'm living here :с
5:32 Rogal Dorn, is that you?
> be leader of a country in the allies
> WWII breaks out
>oh shit.jpeg
>oh shit wait I can go to Disney land freely since I’m allied to America
>feels good man
Bo: *[wants some piercing]*
Bo: "I will take the entire stock."
3:12
Dressel: the court will decide ur fate
Bo: I am the the court
I love this episode, can't wait for Bo to do this again and rewrite the meta with Grand Battle Plan Soviet Union
WW1? Please try Entrenched russia 2: electric boogaloo
Hey Bokoen you might want to take a look at the description!
Edit: He corrected it.
Why?
What was it
Why? What was it
"I I guess we'll never know..."
@@eineperson9849 It was the description of the previous episode before changing it afaik
2:58 - 3:30 bokoen sounds like my dad
Iwo Jima 2: The Return of Dressel
Id watch that.
10:00 put it in the history books. Everyone will remember this day. November 26th, 1944, the day New Zealand conquered Bulgaria in WW2
TOO LAAAAAAAATE. I miss that alert
9:45 -Cho King: "You're breaking me right now" One of the reasons why this video got demonetized.
Dressel arguing about holding the studetenland decision is like Hitler saying “I WANT THE STUDETENLAND NOW”
You know looking back on it, UK had every right to be mad at college for shit micro
College can't micro the side of a barn confirmed.
This remains my favorite Hoi4 MP in a nutshell episode for some reason :D
Can’t believe it’s been 3 years
5:51
So you basically said you're making a long river.
Here's an idea.
What if..they build a bridge..
You guys gotta do Chinese warlords and see who overcomes all of China.
I love the Mexico ball
I just noticed the British countryball is wearing a helmet on top of a top hat
Bo decided to revert to WW1 tactics and it somehow destroyed Germany
i’m sitting before a campfire RN and just got this as recomendations!🤩
NANANA the main point of this video is not the Stalin's children, it is the New Zealand said: I CONQUERED THE LAND
Can we expect imperator rome gameplay in the future?
wierd that stalins children are on a vacation in siberia for 10 years already
Love your videos, please make more victoria 2 stuff though!
This is the best episode of the series
This thumbnail!!!LOL!!!
SAY HELLO TO FORD AND GENERAL FUCKING MOTORS (BAND OF BROTHERS)
And 4 monts later, 5:10 has become an actual strat...
4:10 *laugh intensifies
Denmark: am i a joke to you?
I really want to see this as a full episode length. :)
I really love the use of countryballs for when you guys talk.
That last minute was hilarious.
"I'm gunna go nuclear on you if you don't shut the fuck up... HOLY SHIT AAAAGGGHHHHHHHH"
Now I envision just a horde of kids with big mustaches
Grand Battleplan Soviets slaps now after NSB so good on you being ahead of the curve Bo!
Finally...
Bo tries that strategy
We need a part 2 of this
lmao the band of brothers lines
Every time bo releases a video i get better at hoi4
These are the kind of HOI videos I want to see! (maybe with less salt and more doing)
Literally the small Italian tanks made of stallinium
Little did they know that the Grand Battle Plan would actually work. A Glorious Strat to be sure
It's confirmed. No one can do anything without Bo's help.
You guys were laughing at my 「Stalin's Children」！You were laughing! But 「Stalin's Children」 are gods!
"The best offense is a good defense".
- Rogal BOrn
Wow, the allies did absolutely fuckall in this game
Defence is the best offence 😂
"i gave them heavy TDs, those were called stalins children"
no, those were called Space marines and most MPs bann them LUL
Oh GOD the fact that this happened is amazing
no hate btw i loved the video