Government guy: "Mr. Roosevelt, I just received word that we forgot to declare war on Germany" Roosevelt: "What?" Government guy: Yeah, the envoy said he "Tunnel visioned on micro-ing Japan and forgot to submit the declaration." Roosevelt: "dafuq!?"
*"Dressel, you are playing as the USA, not the US Marines Corp"* *Iv---I've Cap...I captured IWO JIWA"* *IUUUO JEIIIWAAAA IWUUUUU JJIIIMMA* *Papua new Guine-APAPAA NEUUU GIIIINNEEEEE PAPAAAA NEUUU GUINNNNEEEEE*
Meanwhile, the Home Guard starts waltzing up to the shores of Brighton Beach to meet the invading Marineinfanterie: "Imagine my schlong in this form!".
IRL, it was the Germans that declared war on the Americans when Pearl Harbor happened. I guess in this timeline that didn't happen and the Americans never got around to it themselves.
Technically in the irl Congress did not approve of going to war with Germany. Germany declared war on the US. This is simply a timeline where Germany doesn't declare war, and Congress just keeps telling Roosevelt 'we have a war at - home- pacific
@@matthiuskoenig3378 Both technically happened. After Germany declared war on the US, congress declared war back on Germany, with the declaration passing both houses unanimously, although it was more of a legal formality to constitutionally acknowledge that the war existed.
Braun is the only kinda guy who can turn a rough game with people talking shit about him into a win, without even saying a word, love him or hate him, the man’s a legend 😂
Bo really cooked with this script. Entire allied fleets getting smacked and the US not joining the war is not something to expect happening in the same video yet Bo delivered.
Imagine if Roosevelt heard Pearl Harbor got bombed, gave "the day which will live in infame speech", Congress giving permission to go to war, then next day he just forgets
We DID go to war with Japan when they attacked us. Thing is, we didn't dec on Germany, Germany declared on us. They thought Japan would be a good distraction. Spoiler alert, wasn't enough of a distraction.
^ Germany declared war on the US basically entirely for propaganda/morale reasons. By that point, it was obvious that the US would soon declare war on the Germany, which would have damaged German morale. To reduce that effect, it was therefore decided that Germany should declare war on the US first.
@@kuhluhOG the whole war was contrived rothschilds controlled all sides no one was hoping for anything it played out exactly like the script said it should. People don't get the world is a stage
I gotta say, this is one of the best videos you've done. From the start to the finish, you showed everything, including plenty of post-peace conference stuff. Love it.
Bo, hear me you. You need to get everyone in a game of Emperor of the Fading suns, its coming to steam. Its an old Civ-like game using complex unit-stacks that genuinely feel like hoi style units for combat, it has dozens of planets, and youre trying to steal everyone elses votes (represented by staffs) to win emperorship. You can do all kinds of nonsense like excoummuncate someone or get the pope to ban a technology, share maps of the labs your enemy is researching it in, then watch the inquisition burn down the planet, or you can get elected as imperial admiral and just abandon the front lines with the not-tyranids letting them pillage your enemies freely
@@schellwalabyen4656 idk if the demo is still up but the nexfest demo was the entire game. Can get it cheap on GOG if you want to try it and don't want to wait
Actually irritated that there's no event for the Tripartite pact given to Germany. Something like. "In a shocking turn of events Japan has initiated war with the United States with an aggressive surprise attack and has requested German aid in the war against the united states. As the Pact was a defensive alliance we are under no diplomatic obligation to join them, however a war with America would allow us to stop them from supplying our enemies. Do we support the pacts invocation or do we press the letter of the Agreement." "Stand by our eastern Allies!" Declare War on the United States "It was a defensive alliance,." Japan gains "Paper thin alliance, opinion of the German Reich -50 Japan removes guarantee with Germany and Italy."
So in this game Japan did yet another tank build. This caused a lot of the Allied nations to stack up in India after North Africa fell. However this meant that nothing was in Europe to help the UK when they got Sealioned. On top of this the USA forgot to join the war against the Axis... 🤓
This come out the day after I try Japan no for the first time. The China player dominated me so hard that I almost cried, I lost the air war, and I only barely beat him after he entered the channel to offer me a deal: admit I’d lost and he’d delete his army. My depleted armies struggled against the warlord ai hoards. I’m gonna go back to being a German main
I need to see the meme of the Japanese team primarily bo doing the pointing yooo meme at the UK being invaded 😂 omg that was so fucking hilarious the absolute scream from the Japanese team on what’s happening. Japanese Jamaica now you must speak Japanese poor English subjects
Saying that it's not fun anymore cause people quit whole also being the one to constantly threatening to alt+f4 when things go awry is quite the statement.
Ok seriously can someone explain (I don’t watch these channels regularly but I keep getting recommended)… Why is it all “in a nutshell”? Each situation completely different and the in a nutshell metaphor is supposed to boil something down to its core elements, I.e. a description small enough to fit “in a nutshell”. None of these are in a nutshell. They’re in a watermelon rind. It’s like when people say “POV” but then the video is not in a point of view. Am I missing something?
Actually it’s “MP in a nutshell” and that makes a lot more sense as the stuff that happens in the videos are fairly common in MP(or atleast our mp games). Also initially the series had shorter videos, but that changed over time. Awesome that it keeps recommending it to you though lmao
Not sure why I had this thought, but how many player-controlled nations can the game handle? It would be neat to see a game where almost all of the nations are player-controlled, maybe by audience members. Or would that just be desync heaven?
Slovenia.....
we love bokoen magic tricks
Pog
home of the femboy
Do you have a streaming schedule, I always have to watch vods missing the streams lol.
Billions will hitch-hike
Braun's money edit killed me.
Braun killed me
Braun killed me
Braun killed me
*The Brap Trap Killed me when I was Deaded*
*I was not expecting such major skill issues, not even a check, it was checkmate for braun's fleet*
Braun killed me
The Spirit of Dressel and the everlasting goal of conquering Iwo Jima and ignoring Europe took over the U.S.
Dressel force ghost
*PAPA NEUUU GIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEE AHAHAHHHHHHHHH PAAAAAPAAAAA NEEEEEEEUUU GUUIIIIINNIIIIII*
IWO JIMA
@@Fernybun Somehow Dressel returned.
@@matthewy2j
They Iwo jima now?
They Iwo jima now!
They Iwo Jima now
Government guy: "Mr. Roosevelt, I just received word that we forgot to declare war on Germany"
Roosevelt: "What?"
Government guy: Yeah, the envoy said he "Tunnel visioned on micro-ing Japan and forgot to submit the declaration."
Roosevelt: "dafuq!?"
Mein Fuhrer, Steiner... forgot to accept the call to arms. His troops were unable to fight the Soviets
*"Dressel, you are playing as the USA, not the US Marines Corp"*
*Iv---I've Cap...I captured IWO JIWA"*
*IUUUO JEIIIWAAAA IWUUUUU JJIIIMMA*
*Papua new Guine-APAPAA NEUUU GIIIINNEEEEE PAPAAAA NEUUU GUINNNNEEEEE*
Roosevelt: INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!
Braun: TOO LATE!
Fr
Government guy should be Henry stimson
Isolationist USA. You can't lose the game if you never play.
*I mean, they did not lost the war, they just were against the ones that won*
Braun can't even be mad, he gets paid for every minute the guys shit talk him
True
The Allies: *Focus mainly against Japan, then the UK gets Sealioned.*
The UK: "Fine, I'm an independent demon who don't need no Henchmen".
Meanwhile, the Home Guard starts waltzing up to the shores of Brighton Beach to meet the invading Marineinfanterie: "Imagine my schlong in this form!".
*UK holds the spirit of Sealion meta "EEEESSSPORSSS YEALTAAA"*
If only they gave the UK to Italy, because then there would be plenty of Garlic!
@@joshuamangnall Nice to see someone understands that, minus the Dankus "Esports Alta" meme, it's literally a whole DBZA Sh*tpost in here.
Guess I’m Japanese now since Bo conquered my homeland
Konichiwa from Jamaica
Timeline with jamaican anime...
I like the idea that US congress got so tilted over pearl harbor they forgot about Germany
IRL, it was the Germans that declared war on the Americans when Pearl Harbor happened. I guess in this timeline that didn't happen and the Americans never got around to it themselves.
Technically in the irl Congress did not approve of going to war with Germany. Germany declared war on the US.
This is simply a timeline where Germany doesn't declare war, and Congress just keeps telling Roosevelt 'we have a war at - home- pacific
@@matthiuskoenig3378 Both technically happened. After Germany declared war on the US, congress declared war back on Germany, with the declaration passing both houses unanimously, although it was more of a legal formality to constitutionally acknowledge that the war existed.
USA kinda FORGOT about the Axis
*Iwo Jiwa*
Braun is the only kinda guy who can turn a rough game with people talking shit about him into a win, without even saying a word, love him or hate him, the man’s a legend 😂
True lol
Bo really cooked with this script. Entire allied fleets getting smacked and the US not joining the war is not something to expect happening in the same video yet Bo delivered.
*Scripted so he looks like the Navy Gay*
Imagine if Roosevelt heard Pearl Harbor got bombed, gave "the day which will live in infame speech", Congress giving permission to go to war, then next day he just forgets
We DID go to war with Japan when they attacked us. Thing is, we didn't dec on Germany, Germany declared on us. They thought Japan would be a good distraction. Spoiler alert, wasn't enough of a distraction.
^ Germany declared war on the US basically entirely for propaganda/morale reasons.
By that point, it was obvious that the US would soon declare war on the Germany, which would have damaged German morale. To reduce that effect, it was therefore decided that Germany should declare war on the US first.
@@MrDoyle-ky4he Germany also hoped that it will make Japan also go to war with the USSR
@@MrDoyle-ky4he It was more like admitting the fact. US Navy was already fighting with Germans for months
@@kuhluhOG the whole war was contrived rothschilds controlled all sides no one was hoping for anything it played out exactly like the script said it should. People don't get the world is a stage
Braun should have edited so everytime his name gets mentioned its replaced with golden or dankus
Its about time that the self proclaimed navy guy made an impact in the naval war
These Golden lead German games are getting better and better by the episode, props to him and his Axis bois🔥
Golden italy game where he lose 1 million men safariing>>>
@@navalhermawan7504 Can’t argue with the results lmfao
@@navalhermawan7504it's so stupid and yet he tries that shit EVERY FUCKING TIME.
I respect Braun leaving to play Star Wars immediately. Lmao
I gotta say, this is one of the best videos you've done. From the start to the finish, you showed everything, including plenty of post-peace conference stuff. Love it.
DANKUS WILL YOU MARRY ME?
this deserves a pin
@@muckmuck3403 seconded
@@lememz thirded
@@muckmuck3403fourded
Fourth wife
Bo, hear me you. You need to get everyone in a game of Emperor of the Fading suns, its coming to steam. Its an old Civ-like game using complex unit-stacks that genuinely feel like hoi style units for combat, it has dozens of planets, and youre trying to steal everyone elses votes (represented by staffs) to win emperorship. You can do all kinds of nonsense like excoummuncate someone or get the pope to ban a technology, share maps of the labs your enemy is researching it in, then watch the inquisition burn down the planet, or you can get elected as imperial admiral and just abandon the front lines with the not-tyranids letting them pillage your enemies freely
That sounds like an interesting game.
@@schellwalabyen4656 idk if the demo is still up but the nexfest demo was the entire game. Can get it cheap on GOG if you want to try it and don't want to wait
Nice ad bro
That raining money edit. Perfection.
Bokoen1 never fails to make me remember how dogshit i am in HOI4❤
great video bo! I loved when the thing happened, great editing as always!!!!! thank you for provind us with such great content
Dressel is really smiling from his grave rn
We need a major allies win now
Didn’t know trump could become president so early
His foreign policy was/is good though, Biden is starting WWIII.
His foreign policy was/is good though, Biden is starting WWIII.
You biden
What do you guys think goes through Brauns head when he has to edit a video of him getting completely mentally dominated?
💰
You just saw it
Bo is REALLY pushing his videos for him to be the navy guy again
Actually irritated that there's no event for the Tripartite pact given to Germany. Something like.
"In a shocking turn of events Japan has initiated war with the United States with an aggressive surprise attack and has requested German aid in the war against the united states. As the Pact was a defensive alliance we are under no diplomatic obligation to join them, however a war with America would allow us to stop them from supplying our enemies. Do we support the pacts invocation or do we press the letter of the Agreement."
"Stand by our eastern Allies!" Declare War on the United States "It was a defensive alliance,." Japan gains "Paper thin alliance, opinion of the German Reich -50 Japan removes guarantee with Germany and Italy."
Reads the title: well this is going to be a short one
Man I wasn’t even in charge of this US and it was my name 4:20 I joined the game when war began. 😢
I loved the cheeky money drop, good job Braun! xD
I am here to protect you all from the NPC "0 views 0 minutes" spam
So in this game Japan did yet another tank build. This caused a lot of the Allied nations to stack up in India after North Africa fell. However this meant that nothing was in Europe to help the UK when they got Sealioned. On top of this the USA forgot to join the war against the Axis...
🤓
Take a shot every time u hear the word “big”
Do you want people to die from alcohol poisoning?
big shot?
This is a Braun appreciation post.
Can't believe how much of an Axis stomp this was lol
They kinda forgot about the Axis
Is this another *IwO jImA* moment?
Nothing will make us forget Urban Assault Specialist Bo…
Where is Paldu Normu? Bring him back!
The definition of "if necessary for years, if necessary alone."
Alternate Universe where Hitler didn't declare war on US
Alright. that's three vids for three.
Guessed Bo was Japan as soon as it said "tank" build.
So much for the navy guy.
Braun uk got the fuckin bingo of skill issue lmao
I can't believe they keep letting Bo write scripts like this
This video made me giggle. I got giddy! Haha :D
Alf landon wouldve done better
"What If The USA Didn't Fight The Axis"
Whatever happened to dressel?
This come out the day after I try Japan no for the first time.
The China player dominated me so hard that I almost cried, I lost the air war, and I only barely beat him after he entered the channel to offer me a deal: admit I’d lost and he’d delete his army.
My depleted armies struggled against the warlord ai hoards.
I’m gonna go back to being a German main
174 Likes in 180 seconds, he really fell off
:3
I need to see the meme of the Japanese team primarily bo doing the pointing yooo meme at the UK being invaded 😂 omg that was so fucking hilarious the absolute scream from the Japanese team on what’s happening.
Japanese Jamaica now you must speak Japanese poor English subjects
In the beginning like 30 seconds i thought this was about japan raiding the sahara desert not usa staying neutral
how the f*ck do I have a gf
Here they are from left to right of the United Kingdom - Germany, Italy, Spain, Romania, Hungary and Bulgaria
Braun didn't include my counter airlion...
Saying that it's not fun anymore cause people quit whole also being the one to constantly threatening to alt+f4 when things go awry is quite the statement.
immaculate script this time.
When will you let Irish player join Axis?
While Braun being garbo at UK is bad, gotta say US was worse with them sleepin behind the wheel
120 seconds 622 views bo fell off
Golden Won
>if USA didn’t fight axis
Iwojima pt 2?
I don't get the money edit tbh
braun getting paid to edit
Early squad where are you at ?
All fun and games until Paradox sponsored glitch game
Hi
The tilt Braun game
5:02 if only there was a shorter term for those two groups
Based alert
@@chasethememe how is that based
holy shit golden and bo are actually being good at the game what happened
ENGLAND…SEALION!
Ok seriously can someone explain (I don’t watch these channels regularly but I keep getting recommended)…
Why is it all “in a nutshell”? Each situation completely different and the in a nutshell metaphor is supposed to boil something down to its core elements, I.e. a description small enough to fit “in a nutshell”.
None of these are in a nutshell. They’re in a watermelon rind. It’s like when people say “POV” but then the video is not in a point of view.
Am I missing something?
Actually it’s “MP in a nutshell” and that makes a lot more sense as the stuff that happens in the videos are fairly common in MP(or atleast our mp games). Also initially the series had shorter videos, but that changed over time.
Awesome that it keeps recommending it to you though lmao
@@Bokoen1 I see that point of view!! Thanks for the response. I enjoy these whenever I get them. Cheers.
A disaster allies game and BO ISN'T PART OF THE ALLIES? now that's... impressive
Not sure why I had this thought, but how many player-controlled nations can the game handle? It would be neat to see a game where almost all of the nations are player-controlled, maybe by audience members. Or would that just be desync heaven?
How does Bokeon sink the us army like that, that's big brain strats.
We're blessed with a new script! great!
I hope this gets uploaded to the vod channel
why it seems like every MP game the Allies is always struggling and end up the losing team
Because in hoi the axis is heavily buffed while the allies are nerfed and the power of hindsight greatly benefits the axis
Was this video already made before? Some of the comments seem so familiar.
mappies
Youse got a player named Henry?! I think he might be my new favourite.
Guys what is the tech mod that Bo uses?
why doesn't braun have a patreon
Does Braun ONLY play the UK now? I swear he's always on it
Has Bo ever had a bad game as Japan?
Jamaica Prosperity Sphere
The money edit wont change the fact,braun lost AGAIN
were is the equstia ar war game?
Hey we did this one already
title had me CONVINCED dressel was back
I bet the U.S Player was trying to take Iwo Jima again to win the war.
One submarine spotted? *Billions must engage.*
Nice.
989 views in 2 minutes B(r)okoen fell off 😔
A Golden Germany W. Now thats a rare sight.
9 seconds ago, no views no likes.
Bo really did fell off 😢
You are really getting creative with the scripts Bo, i like it
Short castled.
Good.
I wanna see the allied reaction to getting peace deal'd
Uwu