The Waiting Game - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Год назад +1123

    ALMOST CHRISTMAS

  • @revoltx1
    @revoltx1 Год назад +1519

    "lets do it, balls to the wall"
    "I need immediate fucking help down here"

  • @BlackKnigth323
    @BlackKnigth323 Год назад +2451

    If people make fun of Italy switching sides during the war
    It's because they haven't seen a Romania player as soon as a Soviet troop puts a foot on their land

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 Год назад +307

      "Meine Herren, es gibt hier eine Lösung die Sie nicht sehen." Turns around. "добро пожаловать, товарищи"

    • @brunishka
      @brunishka Год назад +9

      That was hularios moment!

    • @maxthetube8466
      @maxthetube8466 11 месяцев назад +11

      King Michael:

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 11 месяцев назад +34

      King Michael possessed hoi4 after his death

  • @baconhairbacana1964
    @baconhairbacana1964 Год назад +1921

    The might of the Danish navy and its aircraft carrier is unexplainable.

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 Год назад +78

      The SS Bokoen1

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 Год назад +50

      ​@@keirangray902The SS Ratkoen 1

    • @kingking-ci1gf
      @kingking-ci1gf Год назад +24

      @@Ronald98 SS Snakoen1

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@kingking-ci1gf I was thinking the exact same thing! 🤣

    • @totower9597
      @totower9597 11 месяцев назад +1

      this is true...

  • @KnoxZone
    @KnoxZone Год назад +853

    Allies waiting around for the Axis to act while the Axis are having the time of their lives speeding down the autobahn. Absolute mental domination.

    • @The_S_Phantom
      @The_S_Phantom Месяц назад

      The real meaning of tanks go brrrrrrrr

  • @ltwaffles5477
    @ltwaffles5477 Год назад +2595

    You know it’s scripted when Bo is talking about having a girlfriend

    • @baconhairbacana1964
      @baconhairbacana1964 Год назад +265

      HoI4 players just cannot do it

    • @fauxio5063
      @fauxio5063 Год назад

      @@baconhairbacana1964 Nah she's probably pegging him that's how

    • @Zeitgeist2000
      @Zeitgeist2000 Год назад +218

      I always thought he was gay I'm not going to lie

    • @Abba_Fan
      @Abba_Fan Год назад +18

      ​@@DarkIsToNightSmart, both keeping their options open

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@DarkIsToNight A severe lack of Danish Pesos or whatever they use and time to oneself on top of peace of mind, I'd imagine.

  • @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
    @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 Год назад +395

    Golden: "The sooner this game is over, the sooner I can play League."
    Me: "Just when you think he can't fall any further he says sh*t like this."

  • @ukaszreszelewski5206
    @ukaszreszelewski5206 Год назад +302

    10:20 Golden: Japan will surely attack India any minute now
    Bo: Mein Fuhrer…

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 11 месяцев назад +16

      That's Swimmy, not Golden.

    • @Nn-3
      @Nn-3 7 месяцев назад +1

      Das war ein befehl! Der Angriff Swimmy ein befehl!

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp 11 месяцев назад +134

    “Sleeper can’t micro, game journalist hands.” My god, what a statement.

  • @kaieastwood3373
    @kaieastwood3373 Год назад +199

    Virgin Golden Germany: Just wait then out.
    Chad Swimmy Germany: pro gamer moves

    • @brodyngabites3856
      @brodyngabites3856 Год назад +5

      Underrated comment

    • @chingqing0504
      @chingqing0504 Год назад +36

      Swigma: i need immediate help here

    • @t_gabiuel6058
      @t_gabiuel6058 11 месяцев назад +14

      Chad Swimmy build: tanks so slow that they get overrun by infantry divisions

  • @LighthouseGuard
    @LighthouseGuard Год назад +59

    "You only have to stare at the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down."

  • @maxwittman7600
    @maxwittman7600 Год назад +938

    For chistmas, can we get a Kaiserredux game where the squad picks factions in the 2ACW?

    • @zykrez
      @zykrez Год назад +21

      No

    • @baconhairbacana1964
      @baconhairbacana1964 Год назад +74

      That would be fire

    • @theholypotato7763
      @theholypotato7763 Год назад +66

      lag hell

    • @trapical
      @trapical Год назад +70

      On stream he said the Christmas game is going to be a multiplayer mega campaign across various Paradox games.

    • @thehuman2734
      @thehuman2734 Год назад +7

      ​@@theholypotato7763honestly that's been the major thing that puts me off kaiserreich, it's looks fun but whenever I get into it things lag like crazy, often times it crashes in the late game

  • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937
    @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937 Год назад +239

    Golden should be put in charge of the Deutsche Bahn. He's the only hope for german public transport.

  • @dr.vikyll7466
    @dr.vikyll7466 Год назад +292

    "Youre just dumb, you're just dumb." -smartest OBG argument

  • @LeonFuzzyPizza
    @LeonFuzzyPizza Год назад +625

    Golden really revealed his soy for hating on all dark beer.

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 Год назад +72

      Yeah, I'm not a particular fan of beer but dunking on dark beer only is so whiny... It's like saying a coke is too sweet, so instead you'll just drink lemonade.

    • @adtopkek4826
      @adtopkek4826 Год назад +50

      @@the_tactician9858 Keep your diabetes water to yourself. Pure water and tea master race!

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell Год назад +5

      I'll be over at the old man table with my Tom Collins and gin & tonics.

    • @one5e
      @one5e Год назад +4

      To be fair to him: he lives in a place where there is no winter, and not everyone likes drinks with flavour

    • @Tyork42
      @Tyork42 Год назад +18

      Golden the kind if guy to think Coors Light is a good beer

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Год назад +99

    "Let's do it, balls to the wall!"
    * *literally half a second later* *
    "I need immediate help down here!"

  • @RealGeorgeLucas
    @RealGeorgeLucas Год назад +286

    Stalin: What is the report from the Front? Germany must have a grand strategy to launch such an offensive
    Zhukov: *confused* They’re just standing there…menacingly!
    Golden’s strategy was basically a SpongeBob episode & it did not disappoint

  • @Boxghost102
    @Boxghost102 Год назад +63

    Can't believe after last time he tried to barb in 1939, Swimmy actually doubled down and practiced the strat to try again.

  • @zillanessie7764
    @zillanessie7764 Год назад +56

    I honestly jus imagine the axis high command discussing where the next addition to the super railway is while both the soviets and allies are waiting for them to do something. Meanwhile, the railway gets larger

  • @equilintogo5378
    @equilintogo5378 11 месяцев назад +26

    The "move around so fast enemy thinks you have extra" sounds so medieval lmao

  • @Reznore587
    @Reznore587 Год назад +64

    Ooh boy can’t wait for this script. (I was actually able to wait for the script)

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 Год назад +112

    What would we do without the comic relief Swimmy letting people play League early?

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 Год назад +36

    Missed opportunity to call the video "Sitzkrieg 2.0"

  • @trapical
    @trapical Год назад +102

    Keep up that upload schedule Bo, you got this! ❤

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Год назад +39

    Italy & the Kriegsmarine: *Does a little trolling towards the UK.'
    The UK: "Who are you people!?".

  • @IZINA1997
    @IZINA1997 Год назад +24

    I appreciate swimmy being an absolute agent of chaos

  • @jakefee7188
    @jakefee7188 Год назад +19

    The worst thing about the Guinness exchange was that both them described it as “dark beer”

  • @ZeAshTonz
    @ZeAshTonz Год назад +19

    I can't believe the gang figured out how to do psychological warfare in a multiplayer map game

  • @moredac2881
    @moredac2881 Год назад +9

    “Let’s do it. Balls to the wall.”
    -official directive of Barbarossa

  • @gtafanatic1
    @gtafanatic1 11 месяцев назад +5

    8:35 Thomas' insistence on researching the plane makes me think he wants off mr Swimmy's wild ride

  • @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149
    @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149 Год назад +168

    Golden doesn't like dark beer? Another Golden L

    • @Zomana9
      @Zomana9 11 месяцев назад +12

      dark beer fans drinking acid everyday to try and burn their tastebuds off to be able to stomach the taste of dark beer

    • @OWNYOMAMA
      @OWNYOMAMA 11 месяцев назад +1

      Realest thing golden ever said tbh

  • @HyperfixationStation-s8e
    @HyperfixationStation-s8e Год назад +41

    Is it just me or has Golden really been stepping up his game recently

  • @hydra7427
    @hydra7427 Год назад +6

    "Balls to the wall"
    "I need immediate help down here"
    Chef's kiss.

  • @Igorilianu
    @Igorilianu Год назад +8

    Of course it's yet another golden strategy, truly the best tactical mind of our century

  • @mrswb
    @mrswb Год назад +7

    No, We're in a Clown Tank.

  • @dow-goren9903
    @dow-goren9903 Год назад +14

    The first title card promised amazing strategic insights and the super-highway did not disappoint! Would love to see more great ideas like that, but it probably doesn't make for very interesting videos, unless you are literally running circles around your enemies, does it? It would have been amazing to hear the allied reactions from teleporting tanks.

  • @officialvallen
    @officialvallen 9 месяцев назад +2

    Nobody:
    Axis High Command: We aren’t yet ready to invade the Soviets.
    Mr. S*itler: We’re going in. Balls to the walls.
    Also Mr. S*itler, 5 seconds later: I need immediate help down here 💀

  • @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933
    @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933 Год назад +6

    Bo in the second game: *Is playing Yugoslavia.*
    The subscribers: "Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete".

  • @zacharysilver911
    @zacharysilver911 Год назад +26

    This is getting too predictable. I knew it would be a Golden Germany to just sit still on the Russian front and a Swimmy Germany to do a hyper-leveraged tank rush and barb in ‘39z

  • @lukalolleonardo4797
    @lukalolleonardo4797 Год назад +8

    Hitler: Rommel we will have 30 tank divisions readu for France
    Rommel: That is great to hear sir and how much infitiary do we have?
    Hitler: What infintiary?

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 9 месяцев назад +1

      I guess whenever a tank gets knocked out the crew can officially become an infantry fire team with this idea.

  • @goalabama2013
    @goalabama2013 Год назад +2

    We are in attack position now sir -Steiner
    Hold here-Rommel
    We’re not going to attack? - Goring
    I have my orders from the Furher himself we only need to keep them from escaping.-Rommel

  • @theturnc0at
    @theturnc0at 10 месяцев назад +1

    Swimmy's Tractor Rumbling strat went surprisingly well I'd say

  • @aidanjones4067
    @aidanjones4067 Год назад +1

    "39 Barb" Oh boy I know who is about to throw the game.

  • @loonowolf2160
    @loonowolf2160 4 месяца назад +1

    0:50 I never drink beer, never smoke, never taste wine nc I don't want it

  • @kraykyle
    @kraykyle 10 месяцев назад +2

    I literally just watched the last game clip from Dankus Memecus, Swimmy throwing goes brrrr

  • @thedeadwookie25
    @thedeadwookie25 Год назад +3

    golden hating on dark beer and trying to build the hyperloop? already this script is elevated

  • @Valen7141
    @Valen7141 8 месяцев назад +1

    The golden-Bo "Gay Relationship" is truly the german-italian historical relations in ww2

  • @mauriciopimentel6451
    @mauriciopimentel6451 3 месяца назад +2

    "I have Beer Tastings with my Girlfriend's Family"
    Shut up Bo, we all know it's ISP, you Benes with him every night

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 2 месяца назад

      Its just isp in a wig. Bo has no idea its him and everyone else just plays along because it has gone so far in to the point it would be too awkward to tell him

    • @mauriciopimentel6451
      @mauriciopimentel6451 2 месяца назад

      @@TheAlmightyToaster01 Bo can't recognize ISP without his Mole King Skin

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 2 месяца назад

      @@mauriciopimentel6451 and/or the rat in the background

    • @mauriciopimentel6451
      @mauriciopimentel6451 2 месяца назад

      @@TheAlmightyToaster01 Doing the little Rat Dance

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 2 месяца назад

      @@mauriciopimentel6451 exactly

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter Год назад +2

    Desperately Need More Tank Division Racing
    My New Favorite Competitive E Sport

  • @ZESAUCEBOSS
    @ZESAUCEBOSS Год назад +2

    Golden not only sucks at hoi, but has no taste for alcohol. Tough scene.

  • @Gastogh
    @Gastogh 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Game journalist micro" :D

  • @liamsweeen
    @liamsweeen 11 месяцев назад +1

    Why was I surprised that the second game was a Swimmy build. Swimmy = Chaos

  • @2Links
    @2Links Год назад +4

    Golden is perfectly capturing Hitler imagining infrastructure lol

  • @Uegue
    @Uegue Год назад +6

    I swear, you could just comment 'Average Golden Gameplay' the literal second a video is posted without even watching it and you would be correct every single time, except for when you aren't.

  • @just_gibs
    @just_gibs Год назад +1

    Always loving swimmy redefining metas

  • @JohnBadger17
    @JohnBadger17 Год назад

    Golden out here actually larping as wartime Germany with his super-highway plans

  • @ultra_axe7812
    @ultra_axe7812 7 месяцев назад

    golden over here playing transport fever

  • @lordderpington8021
    @lordderpington8021 Год назад +4

    Anyone else want to see a clock running on the screen as to get an idea of how long these games last? Make it happen bo pleeeeees.

    • @wizardgherkin
      @wizardgherkin 11 месяцев назад

      Hardcode a timestamp on the original vid/vod layer, then just add some captions to the vid once the editing is done and run a script replacing the time stamped vod with the original un timestamped vid.

  • @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149
    @imperialisticvonhabsburg3149 Год назад +2

    *Sees a crazy strat on second title screen.*
    Swimny? Swimmy.

  • @munguschungus4030
    @munguschungus4030 Год назад +1

    Guinness tastes like ass water. Don't listen to the Dane that says the tastiest thing in Denmark has is bread.

  • @nuggs4snuggs516
    @nuggs4snuggs516 Год назад +1

    As a proud Wisconsinite, Golden's comments on beer at the start of the episode made me further question his sanity
    Also Chadkoen, dark beer enjoyer

  • @AgentPrimus
    @AgentPrimus Год назад +1

    As an Irishman, dark beer has mixed feelings here in Ireland. You either love it or hate it. For my family, it's usually Murphy's tbh, Guinness when it's a special event

  • @ardvarkvv2718
    @ardvarkvv2718 Год назад

    Bo cooming over the danish carrier had me crying with laughter

  • @frogchip6484
    @frogchip6484 23 дня назад

    Golden is the worst kind of Guiness hater, he imposes his 4 year old tastebuds on other people - definitely sits there sipping a £15 rum and coke that has barely any rum in it and thinks he's smart

  • @viech7595
    @viech7595 Год назад +2

    2:21 I heard that lmao

  • @syncthedingus1306
    @syncthedingus1306 11 месяцев назад +1

    Golden saying all dark beer is the same is possibly the most American thing he's ever said. Most of us hate dark beer here for some reason, idk why.

  • @plakeplays6420
    @plakeplays6420 11 месяцев назад +2

    I like how Bo censored the nazi symbol but then gave up like 20 seconds later

  • @rcpwProductions
    @rcpwProductions 11 месяцев назад

    light beer drinkers when they finally have something with flavor

  • @alphalegionary7646
    @alphalegionary7646 Год назад +1

    Swimmy and early wars against the Soviets
    Name a better duo

  • @matepasztor5362
    @matepasztor5362 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Game journalist hands"💀

  • @yvngxnightmare
    @yvngxnightmare Год назад

    You can always tell the bo is gonna lose when Thomas is on his team

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 11 месяцев назад

    If golden takes you to a bar then watch out and cover your drinks.

  • @williamwhitehouse8214
    @williamwhitehouse8214 Год назад

    Bokoen is 100% right, golden has no fucking taste in beer.

  • @PotatoProot
    @PotatoProot Год назад

    I can already tell this will be a bop

  • @theholypotato7763
    @theholypotato7763 Год назад

    Good video Bo, enjoy the holidays

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Год назад +44

    Once they added Trains to Hoi4, I knew one day there would be a train argument in my mappies. This was beautiful. Merry Christmas Bo, and thanks for this gift of a video.

  • @nickstoneham5629
    @nickstoneham5629 11 месяцев назад

    Honestly, I didn't know about that railway speed bonus until now. I figured infrastructure gave a speed bonus, but not railways themselves.

  • @ForeverSeige
    @ForeverSeige 11 месяцев назад

    Straight up, dark beers are the best no matter where you go. Its a shame that Guinness is the only highly commercial one you can find in so many places but at least it still tastes good.

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP Год назад

    The phoney war was called Sitzkrieg in Germany. "Sitting around war"

  • @Albinospenguin
    @Albinospenguin Год назад

    Boarding the axis side with a Swimmy germany and a golden italy was inadvised of you Bo

  • @jacobhammock3355
    @jacobhammock3355 11 месяцев назад

    "I dont fucking care. I'm fucking doing it"
    "I need immediate help"

  • @Aldrahill
    @Aldrahill 11 месяцев назад

    What the actual fuck; railway level impacts Strat redeploy speed?! HOW did I not know that?!

  • @bombidil3
    @bombidil3 Год назад

    Swimmy: STRONG AURA, weak Atlantic Wall.

  • @uwbollema
    @uwbollema 5 месяцев назад

    It's so easy to predict when swimmy is playing😂

  • @lucianapalmisano918
    @lucianapalmisano918 11 месяцев назад

    We need a playthrough on Christmas day/eve playing as Finland, Canada, Sweden, Norway and a Christmas mod

  • @t_gabiuel6058
    @t_gabiuel6058 11 месяцев назад

    We need to see more of Swimmy on Germany. His builds are very entertaining lmao.

  • @nphrandalcolt8719
    @nphrandalcolt8719 11 месяцев назад

    Golden should get a life time ban from every pub ever for disrespecting dark beer

  • @nedsnow6566
    @nedsnow6566 11 месяцев назад

    Dark beer is awesome. Has much more taste. Even the cheap ones, altough those with 8-9 degrees of alcohol are very nice. Makes normal beer seem to be just half beer and half water

  • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
    @DannyMakesVideosIGuess Год назад

    "Game journalist micro" is WILD. I would uninstall.

  • @gamidragon
    @gamidragon Год назад

    Let's do it balls to the wall *1 second later* I need immediate help down here. Classic!

  • @Tobbs96
    @Tobbs96 Год назад

    Swimmy shitting on the supreme dark beer? We all know drinking real beer is like drinking a whole loaf of bread >:v

  • @indecision3835
    @indecision3835 Год назад

    New Germany Barb strategy: Do not invade.

  • @tanko4333
    @tanko4333 11 месяцев назад

    Before even watching the video I knew it was Golden and Bo on Italy and Germany, I just switched the roles around

  • @rodripuertas
    @rodripuertas Год назад +4

    Pog first peef stonks up

  • @Ma_Zhongying
    @Ma_Zhongying Год назад +2

    Will we get to see the return of Palden Norbu?

  • @TheRealKoenji
    @TheRealKoenji Год назад +3

    I am the one who proofreads the scripts.

  • @joshdavis3743
    @joshdavis3743 2 месяца назад

    Dark beer is great. Who doesn't like a good dunkel?

  • @Ozzystrayroo
    @Ozzystrayroo 11 месяцев назад

    We need more Schaeffer Evil laugh, Bo! Please? As a christmas gift!

  • @bencurran3204
    @bencurran3204 9 месяцев назад

    Hearing golden hate Guinness makes me chuckle, it's either that or its got to be cold to Americans

  • @Tommy-qc4rj
    @Tommy-qc4rj Год назад

    An American whinging about types of beer. Come on Golden, you got two choices, Budweiser piss, and Coors Piss.
    Get on our level man, we're out here drinking PINTS O HEAVY

    • @trapical
      @trapical Год назад

      Any self respecting American drinks their local beers, not anything from Budweiser or Coors, etc.
      There are thousands of excellent IPAs and local crafts to choose from that are better.

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Год назад

      @@trapicalMe when it all tastes like shit anyhow!