The 100 Dockyard UK - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  6 месяцев назад +1869

    100 Dockyards....

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 6 месяцев назад +3659

    Builds over 100 dockyards - fails to stop a naval invasion of Gibraltar, fails to stop transfer of units to Africa, gets sealioned, draws American fleet to Europe where it gets mauled. Perfection.

    • @winowmak3r
      @winowmak3r 6 месяцев назад +343

      It was fucking beautiful to watch. Whoever wrote this one must have been on something man.

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 6 месяцев назад +133

      The subversion of this script is something else man, Rian Johnson and J.J Abrams would be proud

    • @RomanianReaver
      @RomanianReaver 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@Ozzystrayroo
      M Night Chamberpot: NO! THAT'S MY SHTICK!

    • @99allthetime
      @99allthetime Месяц назад

      Sounds like the good guys won this time around

  • @racklar4367
    @racklar4367 6 месяцев назад +4216

    Being sealioned with 100 dockyards is honestly criminal. You should go to Hoi4 prison for that

    • @taptiotrevizo9415
      @taptiotrevizo9415 6 месяцев назад +191

      Not even the dumbest thing Flabious have done in a hoi4 session

    • @nickb3164
      @nickb3164 6 месяцев назад +95

      hoi4 is already prison enough

    • @gengarboi8745
      @gengarboi8745 6 месяцев назад +47

      I mean I wasn't playing the game so I can't really say much, but apparently their navy intercepted the invasion and it still landed? Was that a bug or just a skill issue?

    • @AgentPrimus
      @AgentPrimus 6 месяцев назад +121

      As golden once said
      "Mayeb you're just cut out for Hoi. Go play valorant, maybe league of legends is more your speed"

    • @martiabellan696
      @martiabellan696 6 месяцев назад

      Shit you spoiled me

  • @Oakley_4082
    @Oakley_4082 6 месяцев назад +2567

    Flavious casually gaslighting the allies about navy making the USA to not focus navy and then lose the naval war is gold

    • @hornet370
      @hornet370 6 месяцев назад +30

      erm its flavious🤓

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 6 месяцев назад +41

      @@hornet370 Not anymore it's not

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 6 месяцев назад +630

    UK - builds 100 dockyards
    Axis - Another fine addition to my collection.

  • @lordhq1449
    @lordhq1449 6 месяцев назад +904

    the title card says it all
    >100 dockyards
    >us forgot to build nuclear reactors
    >allies forgot about el-alamein
    100 dockyards

    • @siritio3553
      @siritio3553 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ah, yes, we can read

  • @Zwijger
    @Zwijger 6 месяцев назад +1003

    "This was supposedly going to win the Allies the navy war"
    Well that seems so obvious that the fact you wrote this out can only mean a Titanic level naval disaster.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 6 месяцев назад +15

      Willhelm gusloff level*

    • @DarkArtistKaiser
      @DarkArtistKaiser 6 месяцев назад +5

      Amazing what adding or taking out a single word can change the entire implication of a sentence.

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 6 месяцев назад +599

    Bo: *Plays Mexico in a game.*
    The rest of the lobby: "Oh wait, you're serious. Let us laugh even harder".

    • @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933
      @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933 6 месяцев назад +39

      Almost as chaotic as that time Bo played Brazil in a MP game a few years ago.

    • @Supercohboy
      @Supercohboy 6 месяцев назад +21

      VICTORY PLAN BABY

    • @bigcheese993
      @bigcheese993 6 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah I wonder what’s the rate of Bo being on Brazil or Mexico and the Allies throwing super hard.

  • @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342
    @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342 6 месяцев назад +247

    UK: Hundred Dockyard build let's go
    AXIS: Thanks for the Dockyards
    USA: Manhattan Project? Never heard of it.
    The AXIS: Coastal Garrisons? Nah they won't D-Day.

    • @LordCybot
      @LordCybot 6 месяцев назад +50

      THEY CANT D DAY
      D DAY IS IMPOSSIBLE

    • @CrimSkies
      @CrimSkies 6 месяцев назад +30

      I mean, tbf, D-Day with what navy?

    • @looke3392
      @looke3392 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@CrimSkiesstop the dday with what navy too?

  • @marxel4444
    @marxel4444 6 месяцев назад +303

    100 Dockyard UK, gets sealioned, gave all the Dockyards to the axis, loses the naval war as hard as possible

  • @Rocklahaulle
    @Rocklahaulle 6 месяцев назад +125

    9:10 "now we got a 100 dockyard Italy" was a criminally underrated comment

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 6 месяцев назад +171

    The best part of the entire game was the end where Bo found that the Axis had nothing to fight DDay and still won, truly the game of all time

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 6 месяцев назад

      If that was me I wouldn’t just been like: You know what? F*ck the rules WE’RE GOING TO FRANCE TO OBLITERATE GERMANY FOR NOT HAVING A D-DAY WALL! LETS GO! *Activates the invasion*

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 6 месяцев назад +6

      what would be interesting is where were the Axis Navy, have they gone too?

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 6 месяцев назад +217

    *Invests only in navy*
    *Gets navy trapped in the Mediterranean*
    Classic.

    • @Arthion
      @Arthion 6 месяцев назад +3

      I think he lost Gibraltar because he had to pull a lot of his very limited garrisons to try to hold Africa since the commonwealth completely dropped the ball multiple times in Egypt and Sudan, but I might be misremembering.

    • @dulguunjargal1199
      @dulguunjargal1199 3 месяца назад

      TNO ahh move lmao

  • @Alex-xh9wo
    @Alex-xh9wo 6 месяцев назад +135

    As Sunak would say "the plan is working" 2:00

    • @jackw1901
      @jackw1901 6 месяцев назад +60

      "Labour have no plan to hold El-Alamein"

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jackw1901starmer: Labour have a sensible and moderate plan to blow the Suez

    • @chickenkyiv4999
      @chickenkyiv4999 6 месяцев назад +13

      "The Leader of the Labour Party stood there 5 years ago when Jeremy Corbyn said he never wanted to keep El Alamein."

    • @adsads8778
      @adsads8778 6 месяцев назад +12

      the 100 dockyard UK lasted about as long as Lizz Truss

  • @youngfreshsandwitch
    @youngfreshsandwitch 6 месяцев назад +18

    10:10 Goring ranting to hitler about the English Channel situation circa 1940

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 6 месяцев назад +65

    The problem with "I will go all in on X" seems to awlays fail because at the same game teammates forget about X entirely and also about all other parts of successful game.

  • @somerandomnesspoo8467
    @somerandomnesspoo8467 6 месяцев назад +12

    6:05 Ahhh yes, the famous Mexican catchphrase "Let'sa go!"

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT 6 месяцев назад +93

    Axis having no Atlantic wall and not getting ddayed is insane

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 6 месяцев назад +8

      they are lacking the intel ii suppose and also now that the axis captured all the dockyard i would say the the sea for d-day would not be safe

    • @boosterh1113
      @boosterh1113 6 месяцев назад +35

      The Axis successfully Sealioned the UK. Where is D-Day going to launch from? Iceland? Newfoundland?
      Besides, both the US and UK navies got wrecked, no way that the allies could keep naval supremacy long enough, over a large enough area to do a long distance D-Day and keep it supplied.

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@boosterh1113 It's a game not reality, so just like Japan invading the US West Coast from Japan, they would just launch it directly from the US or Marocco, which they had.
      Italian fleet got mauled later on in the video, so they probably had naval supremacy again.

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@HDreamer it's difficult to coordinate travel time for the invasion forces over that long distance, especially if there are raiders. And invasion forces should arrive at once to put as many forces in at the same time to prevent losing one by one

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 6 месяцев назад

      @@equilintogo5378 Sure but with France empty, does it matter?

  • @Biz_Gaming
    @Biz_Gaming 6 месяцев назад +184

    Losing the game to the ruleset has got to be like the worst feeling ever, the only thing worse then that is going full in on navy and then losing every strategic battle, i mean, thatd be crazy

    • @sauron1414
      @sauron1414 6 месяцев назад +16

      They couldn’t win even if they dday’d

    • @incognito-px3dz
      @incognito-px3dz 6 месяцев назад +17

      that was just some bo copium

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 6 месяцев назад +37

      The fact that soviets capped meant they could instantly send everything to d day. The rule is there for a reason, its because theres no point in dragging out a futile game

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  6 месяцев назад +128

      @@skanderbeg152 We've had multiple games where the USSR capitulated a week after D-Day and the Allies still ended up winning. Late game with nukes the and having won the air war, the Allies are monsters even without the USSR. The rule is being changed to allow the Allies to D-Day up to 14 days after the USSR caps. This game the Axis had a maximum of 4.000 aircraft and 25 tanks. The Allies had more than that and it would take the Axis at least 30 days to respond to the D-Day.
      The rule was specifically made for if the USSR capitulates before nukes and the Allies just go "We'll wait for nukes and win because we get it first". That wasn't the case here.

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Bokoen1 fair enough, i believe you.

  • @s0undwavekiller558
    @s0undwavekiller558 6 месяцев назад +57

    >UK builds 100 dockyards
    >Axis murders the UK navy with planes
    Now where have I seen this before?

  • @Zirtip
    @Zirtip 6 месяцев назад +7

    This is so comical it's like an alternate history scenario. Like some guy just said "um the germans won because um... britain built ships instead of an army". Actually like The Man in the High Castle type of gameplay

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 6 месяцев назад +96

    Can’t believe Dankus is making fun of someone for being sealioned

    • @Abba_Fan
      @Abba_Fan 6 месяцев назад +8

      Tbh he doesn't go 100 dockyard UK

    • @aadityasingh5927
      @aadityasingh5927 6 месяцев назад +6

      He actually wins the air war

  • @pacocheung1864
    @pacocheung1864 6 месяцев назад +11

    If the UK built a 100 dockyards and still lost the naval war + got sea lioned, I'd be seriously suspecting a meta gaming traitor

    • @ethanyeung6216
      @ethanyeung6216 6 месяцев назад +2

      I mean it doesn't really matter how many ships you have if you're under red air

  • @fogudevstuff
    @fogudevstuff 6 месяцев назад +10

    I actually laughed when I saw the lack of a D-day wall LOL they just knew

  • @jimnicholas7334
    @jimnicholas7334 6 месяцев назад +13

    1:19 Mexico turned into Communist ball. Tends to happen when you refuse to hand over Trotsky :P

  • @dimas3829
    @dimas3829 6 месяцев назад +4

    Haven't heard allies cope this hard since battle of Avdeevka.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 6 месяцев назад +9

    I can't blame them for having that rule for soviets. Once the soviet threat is dealt with, the Axis powers have no reason to not bring the whole of their now battle hardened armies to Europe. It would become a absolute uphill battle.

  • @MrElrondmcbong
    @MrElrondmcbong 6 месяцев назад +5

    I love the random" look at those schtats" from dankus while sealion was going

  • @Sam-im5tc
    @Sam-im5tc 6 месяцев назад +2

    Flavius really saw the idiotic moves of Golden and Swimmy and said "hold my beer"

  • @AbsentIntelligence
    @AbsentIntelligence 6 месяцев назад +3

    9:53 This is the funniest punchline I've ever goddamn seen.

  • @Calbeck
    @Calbeck 5 месяцев назад +2

    95% of Allied players quit just before D-Daying for the win.

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 6 месяцев назад +6

    UK: look at my big navy build by a 100 dockyards
    Axis: So we have the air now? It's hunting time!

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 6 месяцев назад +27

    *Ah yes, a naval focus in the World War that cemented the death of the battleship. Genius!*

  • @galCheri
    @galCheri 6 месяцев назад +13

    Britain was cooking so hard… until the war started

  • @TheT22463
    @TheT22463 6 месяцев назад +43

    MORE DOCKYARDS
    it wouldve worked just needed a couple more dockyards

    • @furinick
      @furinick 6 месяцев назад +10

      99% of the uk players stop building dockyards right before they become an invincible naval power

  • @TheLordNovo
    @TheLordNovo 6 месяцев назад +1

    I wasn’t expecting this to be a flavius UK blunder, but this has to be a golden Germany gambling with no d day wall

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 6 месяцев назад +1

    I would say “I never said the Axis wasn’t coming, just that they would not come by sea” but this entire video was an exercise in the axis arriving by sea.

  • @cipherskell9638
    @cipherskell9638 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Yes I have built 100 dockyards. Never said it was for the allies to use"

  • @damnationdan5253
    @damnationdan5253 6 месяцев назад +2

    Literally TNO
    >UK loses fleet in the med and gets sealioned
    >Axis develops nukes faster than the US
    >Russia Caps

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason 6 месяцев назад +37

    Bets on it being either Braun or swimmy
    Edit: I was wrong

    • @nicholasevans1139
      @nicholasevans1139 6 месяцев назад +9

      Flavius has had the reputation for doing some stupid decisions in the past in all fairness 😂

  • @marcksman7896
    @marcksman7896 6 месяцев назад +1

    this game was just a complete back and forth with everything.

  • @LazzieMazzie
    @LazzieMazzie 6 месяцев назад +1

    i love how at 4:02 the uk navy is like: yeah we lost baiiii

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 6 месяцев назад +5

    Some serious copium from the snake of Denmark there at the end

  • @siegechamp2295
    @siegechamp2295 6 месяцев назад +2

    The greatest bluff by the axis I have ever witnessed

  • @grumpycato8314
    @grumpycato8314 6 месяцев назад +5

    Mentally dominating the Allies

  • @DylanDude
    @DylanDude 6 месяцев назад +4

    I was so surprised when the video started and I didn't hear Golden's voice as the UK.

  • @izaakwedgwood9153
    @izaakwedgwood9153 6 месяцев назад +3

    See the issue is from the sound of flavius in the cirst couple of minutes he was roleplaying as Churchill, and decided to start by drinking his typical daily booze intake

  • @program4215
    @program4215 6 месяцев назад +1

    2:30 "You have three infantry!" "Muwreenz!!!"

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 6 месяцев назад +7

    1:26 editor made mkstake again.

  • @lt3746
    @lt3746 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Allies pulled a Season 8 Game of Thrones when it came to El-Alamein I see.

  • @lebendigesgespenst7669
    @lebendigesgespenst7669 6 месяцев назад +1

    3:26 not the team four star master roshi laugh

  • @lebozo869
    @lebozo869 6 месяцев назад +2

    Certified HOI 4 in a Nutshell hood classic

  • @redthegamer12
    @redthegamer12 6 месяцев назад +13

    Surprised this isn't a Bo UK.

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r 6 месяцев назад +2

    That had to have been the worse allies I've ever seen. If not the worst it's definitely up there.

  • @logoncal3001
    @logoncal3001 6 месяцев назад +12

    Bo give credit to Flav, he managed to not kill the game in 41.
    How the hell did this go till 46?!

  • @Codyb162
    @Codyb162 6 месяцев назад +2

    When someone says trust the process that how you know you shouldn’t trust the process

  • @garretreichenbach7777
    @garretreichenbach7777 6 месяцев назад +1

    Man to get cheated out of that victory by like a week is a big oof. Literally could have rolled over the Germans due to no Atlantic wall.

  • @afass.7447
    @afass.7447 6 месяцев назад +1

    At least Flavius didn’t kind of forget about the iron fleet

  • @Analog_Mind47
    @Analog_Mind47 6 месяцев назад +2

    BO-COPE-N 1 at the end

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 6 месяцев назад +2

    Outstanding script Bo, but the lack of comic relief was very noticeable

  • @izawa9211
    @izawa9211 6 месяцев назад +1

    Uk: 100 Dockyads
    Us: Ill civ boosst
    Uk: Gets sealioned
    Us: Cant build reactors

  • @maxwellgarner3445
    @maxwellgarner3445 6 месяцев назад +1

    bo's voice is so ragged it sounds like Nacho Libre on a bootleg dvd, very true to mexico at 7:50

  • @spiffy8601
    @spiffy8601 6 месяцев назад +1

    "what if the allies forgot to d-day"

  • @miguelchavez6486
    @miguelchavez6486 6 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly… thought this was gonna be a golden or swimmy UK…I was mistaken.

  • @keepingupwithjones9090
    @keepingupwithjones9090 6 месяцев назад

    I'd love to see all the regulars each have a turn to try out a crazy strategy like this...

  • @MegaCommander007
    @MegaCommander007 6 месяцев назад +1

    All that advantage doesn't matter if your team has a massive intelligence gap XD

  • @Flomply
    @Flomply 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Trust in the process”

  • @KaiserWilhe
    @KaiserWilhe 6 месяцев назад

    I like how long sealion was bottled up and the UK got literally no reinforcements, you can blame him for getting sealioned but that was just criminal on the Allies' part

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 6 месяцев назад

    Hilarious Vibe
    Great Job cutting it off at the End before It actually got Good
    Totally Respectable Ruleset
    Nice Fun

  • @m24213
    @m24213 3 месяца назад

    I think UK forgot the lesson Japan learned in WW2. It takes months to build ships even with good amount on of dockyards, but you can build tons of planes that can bomb the Navy out of existence.

  • @DoccyStars
    @DoccyStars 6 месяцев назад +1

    that is legit the worst allied performance I've ever seen haha

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 6 месяцев назад

    “Down by the docks, that’s the place to be”

  • @F.R.E.D.D2986
    @F.R.E.D.D2986 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is just cursed
    Next will have to do only dockyard Britain

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 6 месяцев назад

    Nobody:
    Me Enacting The Victory Plan and turning Mexico into a Superweapon:
    Adorable

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 6 месяцев назад +2

    The Soviets overreacting to Mexico giving Trotsky asylum status is pretty lore inaccurate I think, the Soviets would try and regain their honor after being embarrassed by a nation that was trife with civil conflict XD

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 6 месяцев назад +2

    UK DOCK MAXXING

  • @vengefulfork7169
    @vengefulfork7169 6 месяцев назад +1

    9:08. How did the soviets collapse that bad in the next few months? Romania was basically dead

    • @vayion
      @vayion 6 месяцев назад +2

      all the africa shit arrived on the eastern front to just pummel us. Also ran out of convoys, so Romania couldnt be supplied and I lost like 16 tanks because of that

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 6 месяцев назад +7

    9:40 Imagine throwing away a perfect comeback because “muh rules”.

    • @no-nx3ip
      @no-nx3ip 6 месяцев назад +11

      Well then allies would win a lot more and the games would take wayy longer bo’s team just played bad

    • @hmmm9658
      @hmmm9658 6 месяцев назад +7

      tbf the entire eastern front would just head west, i still dont think its as free as he said

    • @epicninja2378
      @epicninja2378 6 месяцев назад +6

      Well the allies win the majority of the time anyways from what I've seen and that rule makes perfect sense given they don't wanna be having the battle of New York in 1947 and be playing till 6 AM.

  • @holy1to325
    @holy1to325 6 месяцев назад

    Little did they know he would use 98 of those dockyards to build convoys

  • @ivan55599
    @ivan55599 6 месяцев назад +1

    In the end l remembered that same kind of situation happened earlier. Like finnish ghost divisions in its border.

  • @bighillraft
    @bighillraft 6 месяцев назад +12

    RULE BRITANNIA
    If only Tibet had a coastline, Palden Norbu could have built them a navy to escape from PRC

  • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
    @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 6 месяцев назад +1

    Not enough dockyards.

  • @sfctw1
    @sfctw1 6 месяцев назад +1

    love it when the good guys win 🥰

  • @magmanek1508
    @magmanek1508 6 месяцев назад

    The best thing is that Axis went full on Soviets and had nothing for d-day Wall lol

  • @GekkeHenkie1313
    @GekkeHenkie1313 6 месяцев назад

    The worst thing about it all is that when you travel north from the northpole you travel to the southpole.

  • @Nn-3
    @Nn-3 6 месяцев назад

    Britain's capitulating handed 100 dockyards to Germany. Jesus.

  • @timmaddoG0766
    @timmaddoG0766 6 месяцев назад

    Why am I not surprised that the 100 dockyard Britain was brought to us by the same person who gifted us Naval Brazil

  • @nightvid4232
    @nightvid4232 6 месяцев назад

    Flavius will be the new JOKE OF THE BOKEON UNIVERSE😂😂

  • @rick7424
    @rick7424 6 месяцев назад

    10:15 Krueger's counterattack isn't coming.

  • @Spacegamer1250
    @Spacegamer1250 6 месяцев назад

    Bo was on to the sidelines watching a car crash happen and he couldn't do anything.

  • @longestman7995
    @longestman7995 6 месяцев назад +1

    11:05 17/05/2024 Legal Studies Period 2 on a Friday Morning.
    Biology test Monday
    Kharkiv Offensive at its high
    Exams soon
    Feeling good.

  • @eniu7912
    @eniu7912 4 месяца назад

    the script is getting more crazy day by day

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 6 месяцев назад +1

    I can't believe this man

  • @b1indmailman
    @b1indmailman 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sees 100 dockyard UK
    It has to be Golden or Swimmy
    Its neither of them.

    • @allyoman
      @allyoman 6 месяцев назад

      My exact thought process

  • @weihong0220
    @weihong0220 6 месяцев назад

    All man on the eastern line

  • @mmacaw528
    @mmacaw528 6 месяцев назад +1

    part 2, I want to see that Spanish invasion

  • @KevVIII
    @KevVIII 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wait. Sealion and not a Dankus video? Is world ending?!

  • @metelmax8597
    @metelmax8597 6 месяцев назад

    Oh another episode of Flavius: try not to be a total anchor to your team (impossible)

  • @peter3155
    @peter3155 6 месяцев назад

    Flavius sounds like the bald russian travel blog guy

  • @jurassicturtle3666
    @jurassicturtle3666 6 месяцев назад

    Script for this season actually fire 🔥💯🔥 gj Bo