Tungsten Shortage - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 14 апр 2021
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 205
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5 oclock in the morning and all is well!
Ah yes still early. First btw
you need a good 8 hour sleep bo
Close that pocket!
The epitome of health both mental and physical
11:18 for me
Hitler: think critically bro
Franco: *angrily points to the thousands of tanks collecting dust*
*points in Spanish*
they're having to stack tanks at the storage depot because they don't even have enough room to store them all, meanwhile hitler is just like "Where's all the tungsten I can't build any tanks without it >:( ."
And they are all panthers... all armor totaled 7000 as well not including outdated ones...
He really is denser than tungsten
Hitler: think critically bro
Canada: YEAH PEEPEE POOPOO! You're a bitch that didn't wanna Endsieg.
I strap my seatbelt on whenever golden says “think critically”
Yeah, just when Golden fails to capture Paris...
The game would be SOOOOOO EASY for the Axis if they thought critically
It takes you that long? I buckle in on first contact.
"BECAUSE HE DOESN'T! HE DOESN'T!"
That’s some good critical thinking
Golden's schizophrenia is acting up again
@Machadão lil bit of column A lil bit of column B
We call it the Golden special
started purging the voice channels
Congrats on 1k likes!
Did Golden actually say anything after that was shown to be the case, or did he just go silent when it turns out his lie was exposed?
Golden constantly blames other people when he loses a game. Constantly. It's like he refuses to admit that he did something wrong.
From the creators of the Iron shortage of Victoria 2, we present you: HoI4 Tungsten shortages!
Except this time there is no shortage, and Hitler just misplaced 3000 tanks and a bunch of other stuff, and blames it on his Spanish ally XD
A shortage for every era!
Hearts of Tungsten 🤣
Can't wait for the Mineral shortage in Stellaris
Yeah and he ends up having millions of Alloys
I’m just imagining all the Allied Generals in the war room, looking at the map, and then the Mexican General is just like:
*”Wait, what happened to half of India?”*
lol
Churchill would come fucking alive, lets be honest, he'd be sacking every single General in the room.
Japan be like: "Hey you ever heard of this guy called Hannibal? Let's plugwalk over those mountains there"
m.ruclips.net/video/A7Hbf7EWKcA/видео.html
@@TEGRULZ nah that'd imply Churchill cares about India
The ultimate plot twist of a century... And it was golden who did it so it wasn’t even a plot twist.
Sure it was, completely different from last time Golden Germany raged at Spain. What a tweest!
He should've thought critically!
Golden needs to take his own advice and start "tHiNkInG cRiTiCaLy."
Golden melting down about tungsten only to have it shown that he has thousands of tanks in stockpile was hilarious for me.
It’s even better when Spain absolutely rails on him afterwards
I couldn't watch the hole thing, Golden was that bad, lol.
@@winowmak3r It’s bad but it balances out once others start piling on him and calling him out on his crap.
Allies Liberate Europe.
Patton: Why did you have so many tanks stockpiled?
Rommel: Hitler refused to let us field them.
@@LaneCorbett "I don't know, Hitler just kept saying we needed more tungsten to build them. I tried telling him we had more than enough but he didn't want to hear it."
"Is that shouting?"
"Oh yeah. That's Franco. Don't, uh, don't mind- ah. No. That's Hitler screaming.... *Now* it's Franco shouting."
Golden: "Think critically"
Also Golden: *Disconnects darmen from the discussion*
Hey, he tells people to think critically, but when they do so and argue with him, he can't handle it, so in true critical thinking capacity he nullifies their argument by removing the threat to his argument.
Das war ein Befehl!
Golden is the kind of guy to look though his entire house looking for his phone while he's holding it
spitting
Gold comment
And then blame his roomate for stealing it
@@idkwut4523 Golden comment
@@andreapanichi3202 Pog?
the anger in Darmen's voice is legitimately scary.
I mean he had the right to be angry lmao
@@Bokoen1 very true lol.
@@Bokoen1 he is fuming to this day
Its less fuming to this day and more repressed rage
@@DarmanMI oh wait shit it's you, the spain man
In this alternate universe, The Great Iron Famine has been successfully defeated. However, a new threat arises: The Untouchable Tungsten.
Tungsten is Unbreakable
Golden muting and disconnecting people while being the one at fault should mean he loses privileges and they go to Spain so he can abuse golden like golden did to him.
He should be banished to british malaysia
Swimmy and Golden both. They're both little bitches but at least Swimmy is fun and funny about it 99% of the time.
He really is a condescending asshat. Love how after all his self assured Tirade he inverses hard. Just amazing.
@@MAILMAN9936 *Solomon Islands
@@Jaybird_102 I'm genuinely surprised he didn't get punished for his bullshit
The good old "Think critically" from Golden
The very first thing I ask myself reading an introduction text: "What did Swimmy do this time? What country seems to be screwed enough based on the text?". Then I realized that it is Golden on Germany. Even Swimmy can't beat this classic combo.
Lets not forget the classic catastrophe that is/was Dressel though dont see him anymore in these games... Such a shame he was such a meme.
Imagine Golden and Swimmy on the same team as Germany and Italy respectively
I like how Golden just shuts up as soon as he hears that Bo is checking the save game. He knew what was about to happen.
*This is why Franco never officially joined the Axis.*
When the defining moment of the naval war in the Pacific Ocean takes place in the Indian Ocean, you know it's HOI4 hours
It's not so implausible as you might think. Sommerville might have crippled the main Japanese carrier force if he'd pulled off a night strike on Nagumo during the Indian Ocean raid.
I actually think it's crazy there are no alerts for unmanned enemy fronts...
The game will spam you with a million notifications when you're at -1 supply, or 5 prewar planes fly past, but the game doesn't think to warn you about the army marching in on your north at all.
@@insignificantgnat9334 Or if the Blenheim squadron that did attack the japanese fleet had hit squat.
@@insignificantgnat9334 I... didn't even know that existed.
You probably know more about this than I do, to be quite honest.
@@ladywaffle2210 yeah Summerville almost caught the Japanese fleet at night but his Recon failed him
Why does Golden's voice and his behavior seem different? It's like he rolled back 3 seasons of character development.
The clown car got to him
new mic
Golden is just dressel with a more charismatic personality, actually, I think hes worse because he bans and mutes anyone who shit talks him like a little bitch lol
@@comradecommissar1945 He acts like he is actually Hitler.
@@GeneralKenobi669 hitler wishes he had thousands of panthers sitting in stockpile
I just love when you, Bo, pointed out the fact that he had 3k Panthers, 2k Assault Guns, and 700 Tigers, Golden was *silent.*
Not only did golden lost, golden also lost both his Tungsten imports, and his inventory reserves, A M A Z I N G
Him:I don't have enough tungsten for my tanks.
Also him: Has a stockpile of tanks
But that's his private reserve or some shit
Me at first: "Wow why you complaining to Golden how was he suppose to know Spain wasn't on max export already? Common if he hears Golden talking about needing Tungstun maybe speak up?"
Me after the reveal: "Wow Golden is a CLOWN"
3K panthers be like: *_I sleep_*
Spain be like: I AM WOKE AS FUCK!
Even before the reveal, Spain does not have significant resources outside of tungsten. If he UPS his export law and no one buys the extra tungsten then he is just screwing himself out of factories. If Spain thinks that everyone has enough tungsten then there is no reason to bump your export law.
It takes literally 2 seconds to say "Hey Spain, we need more tungsten. Have you maxed your export law?"
-Sees tungsten number red.
Golden: I didn’t have enough tungsten to make tanks.
The fully supplied tungsten production line for tanks: Am I a joke to you?
Golden saying “think critically” making me laugh hard
I love how you can see both eyes on the spanish flag ball when yelling at Golden
The anger is so strong that the eyepatch lifts itself up
@@okdb4173 Only Golden can cause so much hate
when i saw that first i thought the person who drew the ball fucked up on scaling the eyepatch haha
@@TheAustronaut03 Oh no, bo is very thorough with his editing
I like how "You're embarrasing yourself" has become a thing now lol
Golden's voice hit so differently I thought someone was doing a flawless impression of him!
Nice
"you took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve." - Goring with a tank shaped object in his stomach
One the one hand, like what Braun did a few episodes ago, it is indeed a goof to not raise your export laws if your main goal is to export things to people, such as Romania with oil.
But on the other hand, it is the entire fucking circus to make over 3000 Panthers and just have them sit in a fucking storage depot.
Golden is in the right. He clearly needed more Tungsten to build more warehouses to store more tanks. (ignore how *any* other resource can be used instead for warehouses).
@Ferbujosbe That would have helped Golden, it would result in the tanks sliding out of them ;D
1943: We have no tanks
*100’s of tanks sitting around*
1000’s*
Does the comment above me make this better or worse? I think better
3000!
Hitler: WE HAVE NO FUCKING TANKS
Himmler strolling through the production line tour: And this is our 3300 Reserve Panther tanks
Golden even tried to scapegoat his allies
Sounds like Germany
@@fulcrum2951 yep he tried to scapegoat Spain without even realizing he has tanks in stockpile
Golden does this every time it's no surprise to me.
@@Presario3440 yeah cause the guy is an eejot
*Golden moment*
Seriously wtf
I'm not unconvinced he did it deliberately to be funny
Like, maybe he pretended he didnt have tanks to end game early. He just didnt think anyone would check his claims. This is just so surreal otherwise.
@@Raiju2 has to be yeah. He realised the game was over so he just stopped trying and hoped no one would notice his stockpile
All I heard was Golden screaming about lack of Iron in my head
What excuse did Golden came up with when you exposed him?
From the stream recording, he just goes quiet after he gets exposed. He probably realized he no longer had an argument and saw that the situation was so indefensible that he just shut up.
Shame, I would love to hear his excuses.
Nah, its dressel the one who comes with the stupid excuses
@@gabrielmartins1713 "Well look, my marines got Iwo Jima so.."
@@gabrielmartins1713 Dressel and Braun. What happened to Braun? Did they finally get fed up with him?
Imagine the allies invading Germany, pushing through the Rhein and just finding dozens of depots filled to bursting with pristine panthers
Every time Golden is Germany things don't end well and then suddenly its everyone else's fault.
He is RP'ing like boss
I still wonder how bo and his friends are still friends with the many hoi4 videos i seen
Ermmm.....the power of friendship????
....magic?
Good friends can shit talk and not hate each other.
@@CataStudies These guys are on another level of talking shit honestly.
@@CataStudies I'd say that everyone is more just frenimies or doing it for the camera, no way these people legitimately throw this much shit at each other and still consider themselves friends.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Golden the Critical Thinker?
I thought not. It's not a story Bokoen1 would tell you.
It's a BOBG legend.
Darth Golden was a Meme Lord so powerful and so pepega, he could use the Meta to influence HOI4 to lose games...
He had such knowledge of gaslighting teammates that he could even keep the USSR from dying.
6:59 that was the most aggressive "DIE" I've ever heard
Golden: "tungsten shortage, can't make tanks"
Also Golden: literally 6k mediums, heavies and assault guns collecting dust in stockpile
I don't get it, why does golden doesn't have tank if he has a stockpile of it? Did he forgot to train some tank division?
@@danielaloysusgumulyogumuly1406 He's trying to play 16D chess against the Soviets...
@@Ronald98 I guess he doesn't field the unit
"Tungsten shortage" I'm glad that Hoi4 got updated with Vicky 2 mechanics
alright golden, let's just get you back to your bed
*"my allies weren't giving me tungsten!"*
i'm sure they weren't
That reveal was hilarious!
Can we have Golden timed out every time he says 'think critically'?
Maybe that'll teach him to think critically
Poor Golden. Every teams he’s on, it is doom to crumble
I love the little eagle shadow on Spain’s countryball at 7:30, great detail
After this, Golden really should be demoted to secondary-only lol
Why does golden sound like a pubescent teen in this video bruh moment golden lost
Golden got a new mic
@@snandrew6094 he went back to the future
Every time Golden does shit like this I expect an explanation, BUT THEN THERE'S 3,000 TANKS 8N HIS STOCKPILE WHILE HES COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT HAVING TANKS AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN ANSWER?!?
Germany: *"We have No Tanks"*
Also Germany: "Shit, Rommel, quick the tarp is failing off that tank" *whistles innocently*
Golden: The master of projection.
Whenever these guys argue, I always fear their friendship is on the verge of destruction.
Thank you for another entertaining stream and video bo!
And when the investigation occured Golden went silent! 🤣
Sir, there's not enough tungsten to build tanks!
And the 2k assault guns are just covered by a blanket and nobody sees it.
Golden: The game is lost because we don’t have any fucking tanks!
Germany producing 12 Panthers per day:
Franco: My Führer, where are the tanks?
Hitler: How am I going to have tanks when you didn't give me the Tungsten to be able to produce them.
Franco: Simple, LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE WAREHOUSE THAT HAS 500 TANKS
" Hitler commits suicide "
Imagine being the guy guarding a mega-warehouse containing ~3300 Panthers while Hitler is ranting about how there's not enough tungsten to build enough tanks with.
So, did Golden just pussy out and leave the Discord after this?
the german tank storage yards were clearly on the same mysterious alternate dimension as northern India
Golden on Germany guess its time for me to get the popcorn...
Darman seems to be a promising addition to the cast.
His pure, unbridled rage is so fulfilling.
Imagine the look of an allied or soviet forces after occupying a defeated germany and somehow finding out 3000 unused tanks
There might be riots only a few miles from my apt rn but a new bokoen video makes everything right
Lmfao its real American hours. Portland burnt down for a fat minute while I just vibed to Bo
@@matthewjohnson4583 My apt is just north of Brooklyn Center and Minneapolis. Sometimes you just gotta zone out and chill lol
Stay safe boys
The concentrated rage Darmin harnessed calling Golden a fuckwit is incredible. An instant classic.
Golden talking shit about communication being key when it was him who didn't communicate properly lmao
The audit of Golden (Germany's) inventory fucking slayed me.
new bo video right as i’m about to go to sleep
pog
Damn you too?
Just sounds like another case of Golden in denial of his own mistakes, very willingly pointing out everyone else’s fuck ups, but unable to admit his own, this is the the content I enjoy.
This is without a doubt the best commentary for the shenanigans during the hoi4 sessions you guys do, I love it
Why is it that Bo only posts at 10:30 before I have a test
@@Adrian-kb4rg mans spittin fax
It's 5:30 a.m. in DK, so perfect time to upload no?
The real question is why are we all still up
@@jadensummy5345 why not
@@faiz8385 it's only 8:40 for me
M8 it’s 11:20 EST and I’m still up watching Bo wtf
How to win as Allies 101:
Step 1: Have Golden lead the Axis
This also reminds me why Spain's Eu4 DLC was called the Golden Century. When they were coming to the new world it was to escape Golden.
"Let's think critically-"
*Angry spanish sounds*
Classic Golden move.
I went from being pissed at Golden to feeling bad for Golden real quick in this video
I went from sympathetic for Golden to pissed
@@TheOriginalElkstone He had a legitimate point about Spain. If you're playing Spain and your teammates are complaining that they can't get enough tungsten it's up to you to do what you can, and that includes changing your trade policy. If Germany has to hold your hand and tell you that, you're already a bad Spain. It's like playing Romania and hearing your teammates can't get fuel or oil, you're supposed to be on it.
But then Golden had those giant stockpiles of tanks and that's completely indefensible and the tungsten wasn't even the issue???
@@kategrant2728 then again, if noone is asking and not complaining, then if he did it he will just damage his own output for no reason, so it is better to wait until asked because then you can maximise production. Its not a bad play, its just not mindreading your allies
I loved this stream so much, with golden getting so pissy and using Darman as a scapegoat just to get rolled by the evidence
Bo, thank you and the gang for all these uploads. I’ve been going through a stressful last few weeks and your videos have been a god send
Therapist: Asian equivalent of the schieffen plan doesn't exist, it can't hurt you.
Asian Schieffen Plan: 1:41
I'm actually stunned, don't know much about the mechanics of HOI4 but I assume if you're actively trying to pump out tanks you'd HAVE to notice there's a gigantic stockpile of them clogging up the streets of Berlin at some point. Here I thought half of India disappearing into Japan was going to be the oversight of the game, but Golden brought the clown car back to the Axis lol
Imagine calling Spain an Allies sleeper agent when you didn't deploy thousands of your most powerful units on the battlefield, and your best excuse is production shortages that didn't exist.
I thinks i know What happened.
Some upgrades for planes requires Tungsten, also Artillery, Boats and other Shit.
¿Golden have a Tungsten déficit? Correct
NOW
The thing is, producing tanks with Tungsten and not having enought Tungsten is not mutually exclusive
If You put the production line higher, The resources gonna go to that production line first.
So, Golden probably don't have enough Tungsten to make Boats or planes, but he have to make Tanks
I stared watching this for the funny alt history, but now I just stay to watch a bunch of sociopaths gaslight each other, 10/10.
Hi I'm Rilber
3:06 The first time I have ever heard my home mentioned in any hoi4 video from any RUclipsr
I highly doubt you'll see this Bo, but in discord you can set it so when a certain person speaks, everyone is either reduced volume or muted. Mods typically use it for moderation stuff. It's in the role settings for discord roles
When Swimmy goofs, everyone laughs. When Golden goofs, everyone rages (rightfully so)
Golden is the type of guy to find his glasses only to find out that they were on his face the entire time
Two scientists discover Tungsten Dioxide.
One of them asks, "OWO, what's this?"
Sorry I had too 👉👈
OwO
Hatred. Malice, even.
Last time I was this early golden hadn't lost yet!
Impossible
Maybe the real think critically were the friends we made along the way
I like how spain ball is so angry his eyepatch lifted from sheer rage.
Every time I see Golden as Germany I know he's gonna do something extremely stupid...
Golden: You guys all act like you're better than me!
Everyone else: Have you tried "thinking critically" about yourself?
Thanks for making my night better Bo :)
I like how as soon as he’s called out Golden is either muted or not saying anything
"Thanos would be an interesting villain in this universe. Like every infinity stone is just a different type of tungsten he slots into his glove"
Almost half past 11 on the eastern seaboard & Bokoen1 dropping a Hoi IV video out of the blue.
Still gonna watch it!
The Fera: We need more tungsten for my tanks!
German High Cacommand: But, my Fera, we already have enough tan...
The Fera: WHERE IS MY TUNGSTEN!
🤣🤣😂
Golden:in terms of brain
Golden:I have no brain