It‘s 1978. After Germany killed France, Britain and the USSR, they invaded America, Canada, and Austraila. After storming the Australian Capital, they find a note from the remaining Allied forces. „Unless you take New Zealand, it‘s a draw.“
*Legionnaires Bulgaria* wants to take over control of Vlaanderen, Kaunas, Warszawa, Stalinabad, Normandy, Brittany, Franche-Comte, ile de France, Champagne, Aquitaine, Poitou, Centre, Bourgogne, Alsace-Lorraine, Nord-Pas-de-Calais, Wallonie, Brabant, Loire, Friesland, Salla, Zaolzie, Danzig. Poznan, Kielce, Łodz *Jazz music stops*
The year is 2200, the remnants of the allies have built the first space ship capable of faster than light travel and are heading for a habitable planet on the other side of the galaxy. As the allies are passing mars, a lone message is transmitted to earth. "unless you can take space, it is a draw"
Well, he did, but because the AI is AIDS, he couldn't actually shoot for air superiority to D-day with because the Uk clogged all the airports and wouldn't build new ones. He was probably gonna loose anyways, but the terrible AI really ruined event the ghost of a chance he might have had. Also, Alextherambler is still literally better than golden.
Since they essentially ran out of manpower on all adults serve, does that mean that only the elderly, children, and some of the women were left alive? I guess Russia ended with 15% less people than it started with.
@@guardiadecivil6777 really? Theres plenty of videos out there where Bo is on the losing side, or all the people who play against him are as incompetent as him
Am I the only one paying attention to those desktop icons Bo? What is "Adult Content" Bo? Do you have Hearts of Iron 4 Hentai on your computer Bo? Do you have pictures of Golden losing Bo? How's it going Bo?
I love the idea that at the end of the war bulgaria just asked germany for all of france poland and half of the soviet union and hitler was just like "sure"
at 1:02 medium tanks 18632 M.SPG 16118 M,TD 4321 when the axis have destroyed 39,071 armored vehicles by 1943, how many damned mil factories did james have?!?!
Imagine this being in history books... "As the Axis prevents American Naval invasions from the beaches of France. The Bulgarians sent a deal they knew the Germans will not turn down. The Germans responded wi-, well we don't know what happened. I think the US lost? history went blank"
sadly any record or any source dating to the Bulgarian Demands has been eradicated. Historians have searched through any potential leads, but cannot find any. The investigation was closed in 1985
Fun fact when Golden says "Can you feel it Mr. Anderson, the inevitability of it?" It is not an actual quote from The Matrix. This has fucked my head for years because I couldn't remember what part of the trilogy it was from, or where I had heard it.
Just imagine US soldiers finding Saddam Hussein's hideout after completely rolling his army for a second time, and the moment they open the trap door they hear echoing in the darkness "rehoooooost! Rehooooooost! Rehooooooost!"
These matches remind me of playing Rise & Decline on tabletop in the '90s... and the Italian player flipping the table because he left one beach open juuuust long enough for the Brits to dump multiple armored corps on Rome...
You know say what you want about golden but the guy is always trying new stuff, always experimenting. I'm sure if he played meta like everyone else he would dominate.
Okay, so this was actually the best two parter I have ever seen on this channel. Can't believe I waited in anticipation for this, so worth it. Also, can you believe Golden didn't make it to Paris? Can that guy actually win for once?
golden lost
Lost immediately
The game was rigged from the start
Golden lost omg smh
REHOST
REHOST
I can just hear Golden spam messaging you steam at the very end, probably saying "rehost"
at 5 am
yea
Or him inviting you to play HoI4
Soviets naval invading?
*NAVAL USSR NEW META*
Your everywhere
Chinaball 2019 Brazilians tend to be everywhere, I join a Battlefield Hardline server and they along with Arabians swarm the servers
@@ApeX-pj4mq Arabians swarming a place and overriding the natives? Hummmmmm...
@@ApeX-pj4mq people still play battlefield hardline?
Cyrus Tha Great Nah it's a single 24/7, max ticket Downtown server on Xbox.The main building is a hell hole
**meanwhile Golden is holding out in Chicago in 1974 as the only non nuked city** "LETS KEEP GOING GUYS!"
It‘s 1978. After Germany killed France, Britain and the USSR, they invaded America, Canada, and Austraila. After storming the Australian Capital, they find a note from the remaining Allied forces.
„Unless you take New Zealand, it‘s a draw.“
@@TheAustronaut03 ahaha. Thats a good one
*It's 2008, and as New Zealand has fallen, it would never cease to be a draw except if they take OLD zealand*
Russia Be like. "Well we lost the first 50 tank divisions. Send in the next 50!"
More like send in 100 more
r/unexpectedfactorial
r/makingYourCommentASubredditNameToDescribeWhatTheOtherCommenterSaidWasNeverFunnyOutsideOfReddit
'We just destroyed 50 tank divisions!'
"Yeah, but what about the second batch?"
@@MrDuckFIN thank you kind sir
*Legionnaires Bulgaria* wants to take over control of Vlaanderen, Kaunas, Warszawa, Stalinabad, Normandy, Brittany, Franche-Comte, ile de France, Champagne, Aquitaine, Poitou, Centre, Bourgogne, Alsace-Lorraine, Nord-Pas-de-Calais, Wallonie, Brabant, Loire, Friesland, Salla, Zaolzie, Danzig. Poznan, Kielce, Łodz
*Jazz music stops*
Everything stops
*S T A L I N B A D*
I never knew that it would actually crash.
Bulgarian Nationalism be like
@@necro-retro915 Russia: I'm third rome.
SU: I'm fourth caliphate
“I started with 50, I lost 150”
I can’t think of a better sentence that describes the Soviet Union than this.
"I started with 50, I lost 150, I ended with 250
For a total of 400"
Beefy Blom 450 but I’ll accept it
Regina Weber
he started with 50
he lost 100 more than he had
and ended with 250
50+100+250=400
there you have it
Soviet high command truly know the art of war! 😂🤷♂️
"I defeated a soviet!"
"Did you now?"
"Yeah, wiped out his 50 tanks!"
"That's step 1, what about 2-10?"
What is that quote referencing? I remember it from somewhere but I can't put my finger on it and it's driving me mad
@@samuelwithers2221 Hellsing ultimate abridged
**50 more tanks appear**
“You dun goofed.”
@@lemmonboy6459 how the bloody hell did you get more?
@@zackawesomeness2506
Fuck you that’s why :)
The day Golden wins is the day the apocalypse happens
Then the apocalypse will never happen
@@abdallahamir8239 oof
@@abdallahamir8239 oof
So that time when Japan invaded California?
Hi
But what you should be focusing on is Iwo Jima
I thought the plural form of Chungus was Chungai
*PAPUA NEW GUINEA, PAPUA NEW GUINEA DUDE!!*
ApeX D34ST don’t worry all of europe has fallen but we got Iwo Jima
*I W O J I M A*
I think if he did focus on Japan, this game would go differently...
The year is 2200, the remnants of the allies have built the first space ship capable of faster than light travel and are heading for a habitable planet on the other side of the galaxy. As the allies are passing mars, a lone message is transmitted to earth.
"unless you can take space, it is a draw"
Lol
Bo you can breakthrough my front lines anytime...
hot
All these food names are making me hungry
Sounds like someone wants to get encircled
Colonel Nuke He can pierce me any time 👌👌
Elsass Lotharingen hungary*
That continuity with the thumbnails is a gamer moment love it Bo!
Time to go see all the moments golden lost
Would be a long video ;)
Wanna see all the times that golden lost? Watch the Hoi 4 in a Nutshell Playlist😂
You already got one right here
Because
Golden lost...
This can't be true... GOLDEN ALWAYS HAS A MASTER PLAN!
back in the day, maybe... now he's just another dressel. why can't golden be a competent player like he used to be?
Golden has a plan, Golden always has a plan...
Golden has become Dutch
Well, he did, but because the AI is AIDS, he couldn't actually shoot for air superiority to D-day with because the Uk clogged all the airports and wouldn't build new ones. He was probably gonna loose anyways, but the terrible AI really ruined event the ghost of a chance he might have had. Also, Alextherambler is still literally better than golden.
The Germany focus war master plan that did work.
Tfw you steal so many tanks you use the iron to make enough ships to match the Royal Navy
Entire u-boat campaign was powered by scrapped t-34s, KV1s, and t-70s
7:49
17.6 MILLION Soviet Casualties.
Minimal casulties
**99% CASUALTY RATE**
*V I C T O R Y*
Since they essentially ran out of manpower on all adults serve, does that mean that only the elderly, children, and some of the women were left alive? I guess Russia ended with 15% less people than it started with.
Bulgaria to Germany discussing the USA: I'm about to and this man's whole career
*crashes game*
Bo literally getting turned on by encircling Soviet tanks
Hoigasm
"Adult content"
"best youtube videos"(all bokoen1)
"prequel quotes"
"photos of braun"
"youtube shekels"
you get to see one which one and why?
Photos of Braun
Because it’s the only one that can surprise me
Photos of Braun is probably adult content anyway
Wheres the option to find gavin?
Don't let Golden losing distract you from the fact that golden lost.
"Rehost" is the new "Get a US player" lol
This came before that video I think
Get a US rehost
Imagine loosing a Hoi 4 game.
This meme was made by Axis gang
Despite how fun that was, I just kinda wanted for that tank horde to eventually overrun Axis
Unfortunately, golden lost
I agreee
bo rarely uploads videos that involve him losing lol
@@guardiadecivil6777 really? Theres plenty of videos out there where Bo is on the losing side, or all the people who play against him are as incompetent as him
@@jhonyark2308 Bo? Incompetent?
Am I the only one paying attention to those desktop icons Bo?
What is "Adult Content" Bo?
Do you have Hearts of Iron 4 Hentai on your computer Bo?
Do you have pictures of Golden losing Bo?
How's it going Bo?
Its Goering crushing Steiner
Mighty excuse me wtf
Those have been there (on that probably fake screen) forever.
none of your business username checks out.
8:39 Romania's borders is so beautiful. Shame comrade Ceausescu didn't keep it this way
Ceaușescu had nothing to do with it, the Russians took it ~40 years before he became chairman
@@thefiremaster112the joke
You
>Adult content
>Photos of Braun
what's going on big guy
Instead of never taking Paris, Golden couldn't take Berlin
Actually, he couldn’t even take Paris.
Bo: wins game
Golden in the background: rehost, rehost, rehost *distant reeing*
I love the idea that at the end of the war bulgaria just asked germany for all of france poland and half of the soviet union and hitler was just like "sure"
The moment I just see ‘golden lost’ it just makes me have PTSD flashbacks to Paris...
Get a U.S. player.
Some say Golden is still saying "rehost".
at 1:02
medium tanks 18632
M.SPG 16118
M,TD 4321
when the axis have destroyed 39,071 armored vehicles by 1943, how many damned mil factories did james have?!?!
7:45 like 350 and he built 0 planes
so yeah
Big Bazz I know, I said that cos it means he had all 350 factories on his tank production
That slip of sanity at the beginning. There was no acting there, that was pure. Damn.
Imagine this being in history books...
"As the Axis prevents American Naval invasions from the beaches of France. The Bulgarians sent a deal they knew the Germans will not turn down. The Germans responded wi-, well we don't know what happened. I think the US lost? history went blank"
sadly any record or any source dating to the Bulgarian Demands has been eradicated. Historians have searched through any potential leads, but cannot find any. The investigation was closed in 1985
anzac victory ez
*Takes the capital of Belarus*
"We did it boys, we took an actual *Russian* city!"
@Azoth Ace exactly
1:53 A 57 org Tank division, wtf??? :O
Zeranvor 10 motorised + mobile warfare
''and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming''
German soldier on the eastern front, 1943
Legend says if you play Hoi4 at night you can hear the distant sound of Golden chanting;
*Rehost, Rehost, Rehost*
I’m getting some Downfall vibes from this
Everybody: You lost the war
Golden: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Even in a game, Bulgaria still manages to crash everything...
How does Bulgaria keep crashing the balkan politics... HOW DOES BULGARIA CRASH A GAME
Golden didn’t lose, he merely failed on win! 😊
Fun fact when Golden says "Can you feel it Mr. Anderson, the inevitability of it?" It is not an actual quote from The Matrix. This has fucked my head for years because I couldn't remember what part of the trilogy it was from, or where I had heard it.
Everyone: You can't listen steam chats
Me, an intelectual: 11:50
Bo: nazi poland ball
RUclips: am i a joke to u?
"but we rescinded your monetization" "and you think this gives you, power, over me?"
Legend says he's still asking fot *REHOST*
F to pay respects to Golden
F
F
F
It would seem that Golden has lost this game of Hearts of Iron Four.
Just imagine US soldiers finding Saddam Hussein's hideout after completely rolling his army for a second time, and the moment they open the trap door they hear echoing in the darkness "rehoooooost! Rehooooooost! Rehooooooost!"
Greatest name for a video ever, just waiting for the playlist now "Golden Lost" (literally every video Golden's in)
#Goldenlost
*steam notifications intensify*
Legends say Golden still saying "rehost"
Golden loves losing so much that he needs the game to go to 1948.
"Rehost" -GoldenSpatula, 2019
These matches remind me of playing Rise & Decline on tabletop in the '90s... and the Italian player flipping the table because he left one beach open juuuust long enough for the Brits to dump multiple armored corps on Rome...
*CRASHES GAME BY SCROLLING A MENU*
*_MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS_*
To this day... still no rehost
to kill the bear you dont have to destroy it YOU MERELY HAVE TO SLIT ITS THROAT
But Bo, don’t you know the famous anthem: “Golden is not yet lost”?
I love that someone said "Anzac won, golden lost". lmao
Hoi4 MP in a nutshell in a nutshell:
A look into how a map can cause insanity
not a golden fan, but should of been a rehost. 100%
Why?
Not at four in the morning it shouldn't have lol
Hungarian Luxembourg makes me irrationally angry.
Idk who was in Paris, but I know it was not Golden.
The plus of watching this drunk af is I get to watch this tomorrow and get two first experiences
Golden lost the moment he was born
Just noticed; Bokoen's desktop folders.
"Adult Content" = Porn
"Best videos on youtube(all of bokoen1)"
"Prequel quotes"
"Photos of Braun"
"RUclips shekels"
*golden lost*
Oh man i cant wait to see what a saltmine of an episode this is
You know say what you want about golden but the guy is always trying new stuff, always experimenting. I'm sure if he played meta like everyone else he would dominate.
The madlad, Bo predicted the moment would come and Golden would lose
the final 2 minutes of the video is just golden lost asmr
Okay, so this was actually the best two parter I have ever seen on this channel. Can't believe I waited in anticipation for this, so worth it.
Also, can you believe Golden didn't make it to Paris? Can that guy actually win for once?
At the end those steam messages were going crazy... Probably Golden saying "R E H O S T."
Golden Lost.
Hey, I never played with you!
...
Wrong Golden
"Smash Your Buttons!"
*game crashes*
"Shit, It Worked!"
*_REHOST REHOST REHOST!_*
Bo “CRASH THE GAME” *game crashes*
*achievement unlocked* make Golden lose another game.
Bo’s a Legend27.
Who is the Legend27?
You can hear the Steam pings in the end asking for a rehost... xD
Those files on bo’s desktop is pretty interesting
I like how you have a whole file dedicated to photos of braun on your desktop.
This soviet was a monster O.o 150 divs with tank, what a beast
U guys are single handedly keeping HOI4 Alive
More than Paradox can claim.
Romania in a nutshell: "I.. I'm.. I'm satisfied w- Oh fucking shit!"
Bo and Philips launched the true nuke. That Golden wanted.
That repost spam in the end, it’s the true proof that he lost
This would bring a tear to ole adolfs eye
Golden lost sums up why i enjoy this series.
When Bo plays as Germany it's game over for the allies.
Golden might have lost, but he'll always be first in my heart.
That was a good Soviet. Allies never d-dayed
the title of this video should be the title of the whole series
Pattons attack will make everything alright
Golden lost for the 200th time
Even with a 1941 Endsieg with the Germans losing on almost all fronts, Golden is still not able to win
"we're free!!" xD
Golden: watch this
Golden: *loses*
I was literally about to comment that that beginning was if the Germans won the battle of Kursk but then Bo and Braun said it
One of these days, Golden's gonna win. But today is not that day.
2:44 Bo, how did you miss the chance to use the “the emperor has something special planned” quote?
It's so frustrating because that's clearly what Braun was setting up