@@radio2fort410 Alex the Rambler used to have a HOI4 series about saving disastrous games....and at some cases people were just trolling him with the worst possible saves 🤣
@@radio2fort410 Alex has a series on saving lost save games (meaning like he gets a safe fille of a fan where Gemany is losing hard endsieg 1944 style and then he goes in and tries to save germany with the goal being like to kill russia and then call it a win)
The accidentally hitting alt+F4 thing reminded me of when I did that in War Thunder's naval games. "OK, altF1 is the control the main guns, altF2 is auxiliary guns, altF3 is AA, so what is altF4?" . . . "I'm a fucking idiot."
I use to shift+tab in csgo all the time because I would hold shift to walk and then push tab to bring up the leaderboard and shitf+tab is the steam overlay
@@Ormusn2o this reminds me of my MP experience I play together with people who use all kinds of operating system, but Linux is in base game the most stable one and the one which desyncs the least (also, if Linux users host it desyncs normally less for everyone else too, especially in Stellaris). But in the mod we use our modder managed to fuck it up so badly that they are most unstable clients... And add to that that they not only don't use a version control system (like an idiot; version control system are the only thing which keeps you sane as a developer in the long run, you only don't use them for experimenting and one-off scripts) and have a stick so much in their arse that they refuse help (around anything really) and then complain about the amount of work, yeah, things don't always go well.
@@Oxley016 That's me :( our communications monopoly refuses to connect Fibre to single homes due to "technical issues" and we have to use good ol landlines with sub 1 mbps
Tonight on HoI4 Gear: Dankus secret harbor project bugged map. Manchu secretly leaving for dinner and blame it on crash with Alt F4. Golden accidently show to everyone in axis how he secretly cooperating with USSR and Braun sended kids drawing of US sunked ships to america embassy. 3:30 best Golden rage over a bugged thing, changed my mind.
I love how the title of the video went away from the more common 100 college numbering system to a 200 numbering system because at the end Swimmy and Golden are trying to teach Bo stupid super advanced Paradox bugfixing that I've never heard of to keep the game going.
Idk how to tell you this but any college that has “101” probably has “201” as the next class sequentially. The first number generally represents course level, while the other two are the actual ID of what the course subject is.
To those that dont know why it was crashing, I think its because of a map error caused by that port, since they did change it, they probably forgot to add in the buildings file where every model for everybuilding in the game is assigned to, so essentaly, it assigns it there but no model is placed there, so it crashes. and they tried to use the nudge tool at the end to fix that, since it can generate said buildigns for the state. Just gotta drag from the doccuments folder to the mod folder. In fact, in baffled by how no one noticed the issue when they changed it, since if you load the game in debug mode, it literally tells you if there's an error as well as giving a log.
Golden & Swimmy during mappies: *clown to clown communication, clown to clown conversation* Golden & Swimmy when bugs are ruining mappies: *big brain time*
3:27 that whole sentence from golden: “Oh there it is! Marsa Matruh! Oh my god, Dankus! You Mother Fucker Dankus!” and then just the: “I WILL KILL YOU!!” Combined with Bo’s laughing Got me so much, I die everytime I hear it! 😂😂🤣🤣
The Dankus Golden rivalry is the hoi4 mp equivalent of the east coast west coast rap beef of the 1990s and will inevitably end with both being shot and killed
Paradox using the cosmic power of the universe to make it so nearly all of their games have the most unstable and broken multiplayer systems in history be like:
Making a stable game? Tough. But not impossible. Making a stable multiplayer game? Four players? Possible. Just 8 times harder than single player. You wanted how many players? 8? 16 times harder. 32? So like everything that would go wrong with 8 will definitely happen here. And we have new problems. Fun. I think the easiest fix would be that the map be hosted by two parties and used by others to reload. But no. That isn't how HoI does it.
@@glenmcgillivray4707If 343 Could do it, with their god awful Halo games. Or Activision with some COD’s. Then Paradox can do it. Also the most stable multiplayer is probably Elden Ring.
@@steffanyschwartz7801 modelling one moving object with a ray vector for aim and shoot effects is one thing. Modelling hundreds of production lines battles armies fighting and event chains? A touch more challenging. Why building a port in a province is enough to trigger instability is unclear to me. But I don't need to understand, just recognize the problem.
@@steffanyschwartz7801 so on one game we have maybe 100 entities that are under player control. And 200 beasties on a map running through scripts. On the other armies of 40 units with potentially unique stats with logistics and health and organization and entrenchment and air support and antiair and all these things change over time. Good luck with that. Although arguably it just represents a spreadsheet of values that all resolve into a finite list of events But keeping that spreadsheet identical for everyone is important. And probably why desync happens.
The streams where the game breaks and all sanity is thrown out the window to try to solve it (boot down the stream Bo), those streams are the best. Although understandably frustrating and annoying for you as a host, it's hilarious watching 30 mouth-breathers try to get a game of mappies up and running
the stars started to align... then the first fainted the second had a heart attck the third just made a selfie with the first two and the fouth just straight up died.
About the pump-and-dump, it's not really an evolutionary advantage. Conception is more likely when the woman actually enjoys it too. Your pump-and-dump strategy you have to try a bunch of times and hope you get lucky, but the guy that lasts as long as he has to is gonna be a one-and-done. Also the risk of getting killed during coitus is very low. Unless you're cheating/sleeping with someone else's partner. Being killed by animals during the act hasn't been a major problem since we invented houses. A bear isn't going to ring the doorbell and appreciate you being done so you can answer the door.
Clearing the cache is their standard go to fix and when it kept crashing they explicitly told everyone to do it again, it still crashed. So either someone was a major asshole or that wasn't it.
I think its because of a map error caused by that port, since they did change it, they probably forgot to add in the buildings file where every model for everybuilding in the game is assigned to, so essentaly, it assigns it there but no model is placed there, so it crashes.
Just a suggestion that I think would be a fairly nice thing to implement in the mod you guys use is adding Svalbard/Spitzbergen depending on where you are from as the small artic islands were extremely important weather stations for naval combat and maybe there could be something that adds a buff to naval combat of the country that controls the islands? like a small buff thats called "Weather advantage" or something like that. but thats all up to you guys.
Bo talks about how Dankus is willing to throw the game to get at Golden, and then they have a game ruining bug due to Dankus building a port Dankus is making those big-brain plays
as an it student i gotta love that we have come so far in spreading gokd security practives that when golden tells people to download his file no one does
2:33 Unfortunately, evolutionary, Bo is correct.
"Babe why are you mad I'm evolutionary expedient?"
@@MMenyan because that's mostly not what happens and in general cumming quicker just means more batter
"Pinned by Bokoen1" lmao
@@Albionic_ Hey, that's how i felt
"All I'm saying is, if God wanted me to please a woman, he would've made it necessary for conception."
That Alex the Rambler joke at the end was gold
Just commenting to bump this.
I need context for that joke
@@radio2fort410 Alex the Rambler used to have a HOI4 series about saving disastrous games....and at some cases people were just trolling him with the worst possible saves 🤣
@@radio2fort410 Alex has a series on saving lost save games (meaning like he gets a safe fille of a fan where Gemany is losing hard endsieg 1944 style and then he goes in and tries to save germany with the goal being like to kill russia and then call it a win)
It's too good
Golden: "I can teach them!"
Bo: "...what's with the gun?"
Golden: "Stupidity comes with consequences"
FIRST COMMENT WOOOOHOOOO! 👏
"Fear is the greatest motivator"
-cocks gun
the beatings will continue until morale improves
The accidentally hitting alt+F4 thing reminded me of when I did that in War Thunder's naval games.
"OK, altF1 is the control the main guns, altF2 is auxiliary guns, altF3 is AA, so what is altF4?"
.
.
.
"I'm a fucking idiot."
I love this
Lol
who is it decided that making Alt+Fnumber a shortcut for importnant feature in game a fooking good idea?
I use to shift+tab in csgo all the time because I would hold shift to walk and then push tab to bring up the leaderboard and shitf+tab is the steam overlay
It's not always a smooth gaming experience
Sometimes you have a smooth gaming experience and sometimes you play HOI4
Bokoen more like pookoen
Paradox ☕
not as smooth as my
cocc
Bro it's just 3 files I don't understand
_Incomprehensible screaming_
The Swimmy rage backstory was great such a classic, I love the Bokoen cinematic universe, it never dissapoints
Almost 1k likes and no comments?
Time to change that!
The BK1CU expands ever greater
Bo keeps a tight script
The "Braun was born 2 months early" had me fucking dead 💀
As someone who was born a month early, Braun definitely was.
Golden: I'll explain, ill make sure they understand
Also Golden: Swimmy you need to tell me how to do it right now.
He asked Swimmy for the files necessary for Swimmy's plan and Swimmy wouldn't give them to him.
@@walnzell9328
Swigma male grindset
This game was as stable as Bokoen and Co’s mental state
What if Paradox had stable multiplayer? Man what a world that would be, lovely video as always Bokoen!
Impossible
To be fair this is not on paradox this time.
@@Ormusn2o this reminds me of my MP experience
I play together with people who use all kinds of operating system, but Linux is in base game the most stable one and the one which desyncs the least (also, if Linux users host it desyncs normally less for everyone else too, especially in Stellaris).
But in the mod we use our modder managed to fuck it up so badly that they are most unstable clients...
And add to that that they not only don't use a version control system (like an idiot; version control system are the only thing which keeps you sane as a developer in the long run, you only don't use them for experimenting and one-off scripts) and have a stick so much in their arse that they refuse help (around anything really) and then complain about the amount of work, yeah, things don't always go well.
generally the problem is with all the people still running on dial up sub 1MBps internet instead of an actual decent modern connection
@@Oxley016 That's me :( our communications monopoly refuses to connect Fibre to single homes due to "technical issues" and we have to use good ol landlines with sub 1 mbps
Germany, 1941: The war in Europe is going well, now nobody do anything too crazy while we're ahead.
Japan: 5:49
@chinsaw2727 "I may have gotten the US involved"
You *WHAT?!*
The Alex The Rambler joke at the end was Golden.
You think Alex can fix Golden too?
Are you saying that Golden is a joke?
Actually it was dankus
Tonight on HoI4 Gear: Dankus secret harbor project bugged map. Manchu secretly leaving for dinner and blame it on crash with Alt F4. Golden accidently show to everyone in axis how he secretly cooperating with USSR and Braun sended kids drawing of US sunked ships to america embassy.
3:30 best Golden rage over a bugged thing, changed my mind.
also,finland having third winter war
Also Japanese army commander suffers from being an "evolutionary masterpiece"
The game: *Constantly crashes.*
Bo: "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director".
I love how the title of the video went away from the more common 100 college numbering system to a 200 numbering system because at the end Swimmy and Golden are trying to teach Bo stupid super advanced Paradox bugfixing that I've never heard of to keep the game going.
with paradox games bugfixing is super painful
Numbering system? What are you talking about?
Idk how to tell you this but any college that has “101” probably has “201” as the next class sequentially. The first number generally represents course level, while the other two are the actual ID of what the course subject is.
@@andrewcol oh ok. Mine used 1000s
@Andrew Kruck Yeah, I think that's why he made it 200 based. It was more advanced game stability tech than usual
I cant believe bo didnt include the part where they realised dankus had been rebuilding the port, after every single fucking rehost
Omg I need a link fir that bull and a timestamp
"I have waited a week for mappies AND HES RUINING IIIIT!!!!!" -the finest voiceline ever produced
The “Why am I soviets now!!??” head turn was SO FUNNY
Dankus:„I have someone who can fix our savegame”
Bo:„How”?
Dankus:„Alex the Rambler”
This joke is comedy gold.
To those that dont know why it was crashing, I think its because of a map error caused by that port, since they did change it, they probably forgot to add in the buildings file where every model for everybuilding in the game is assigned to, so essentaly, it assigns it there but no model is placed there, so it crashes. and they tried to use the nudge tool at the end to fix that, since it can generate said buildigns for the state. Just gotta drag from the doccuments folder to the mod folder. In fact, in baffled by how no one noticed the issue when they changed it, since if you load the game in debug mode, it literally tells you if there's an error as well as giving a log.
Golden & Swimmy during mappies: *clown to clown communication, clown to clown conversation*
Golden & Swimmy when bugs are ruining mappies: *big brain time*
"Actually guys, my premature ejaculation makes me evolutionarily superior"
"proof of the Ubermench"
"Uberheblich, uberlegen"
In the funny moments, Bo still won LMAO despite Germany losing it's marble.
10:26 if you can't save the day, Alex will🗿
4:19 Bo attempting to reference Edge of Tomorrow 0% category
10:25 LMAO
That fucking group laugh, holly shit I'm dying
My favourite moment was when the game said it's time to stabilise and proceeded to stabilise all over the game.
😂
Just when Swimmy said "it's swimming time!" and swam all over the place
Bo having a napoleon moment with the whole pre-ejaculation argument. “No, it actually shows how I can get pleasure than go straight to work.”
3:27 that whole sentence from golden:
“Oh there it is! Marsa Matruh! Oh my god, Dankus! You Mother Fucker Dankus!”
and then just the:
“I WILL KILL YOU!!”
Combined with Bo’s laughing Got me so much, I die everytime I hear it! 😂😂🤣🤣
Good to hear Choking's voice again, feels like he's been absent for ages.
7:20 I died, and Swimmy killed me.
braun gave me that US game, and then it was ruined by desyncs :(
That "Are you a spider???" at 2:22 killed me
"How far down does your lip droop?"
"You were born two months early"
These are some absolute banger insults
The Dankus Golden rivalry is the hoi4 mp equivalent of the east coast west coast rap beef of the 1990s and will inevitably end with both being shot and killed
Hoi4 multiplayer is less stable than my mental state
>most stable HoI4 session
Paradox using the cosmic power of the universe to make it so nearly all of their games have the most unstable and broken multiplayer systems in history be like:
Making a stable game? Tough. But not impossible.
Making a stable multiplayer game?
Four players? Possible. Just 8 times harder than single player.
You wanted how many players?
8? 16 times harder.
32?
So like everything that would go wrong with 8 will definitely happen here. And we have new problems. Fun.
I think the easiest fix would be that the map be hosted by two parties and used by others to reload. But no. That isn't how HoI does it.
@@glenmcgillivray4707If 343 Could do it, with their god awful Halo games. Or Activision with some COD’s. Then Paradox can do it. Also the most stable multiplayer is probably Elden Ring.
@@steffanyschwartz7801 modelling one moving object with a ray vector for aim and shoot effects is one thing.
Modelling hundreds of production lines battles armies fighting and event chains? A touch more challenging.
Why building a port in a province is enough to trigger instability is unclear to me.
But I don't need to understand, just recognize the problem.
@@glenmcgillivray4707 ya It’s a big map. But if a massive Open World multiplayer can do it then maybe Paradox can
@@steffanyschwartz7801 so on one game we have maybe 100 entities that are under player control. And 200 beasties on a map running through scripts.
On the other armies of 40 units with potentially unique stats with logistics and health and organization and entrenchment and air support and antiair and all these things change over time.
Good luck with that.
Although arguably it just represents a spreadsheet of values that all resolve into a finite list of events
But keeping that spreadsheet identical for everyone is important. And probably why desync happens.
I really love how paradox designes an online multiplayer who gives you the nostalgic memories of trying to get a game to run at a lan party in 2006.
Imagine if Paradox could make a stable multiplayer game. That'd be something.
You're aware that the issue in the video is caused by the mod right?
@@Bokoen1 shhhh let him make a joke
Common bokoen viewer L
@@Bokoen1 Can't spell Denmark without an L (I'm illiterate)
@@Bokoen1 Name 3 stable Paradox multiplayer games
For a split second I read "Game shilling 202" and I was like what the fuck is this new script
Swimmy during this had absolutely no chill lmao
Golden having a mental breakdown because he can’t have mappies
1:15 this is what happens when you finally find a good video after 3 hours
The streams where the game breaks and all sanity is thrown out the window to try to solve it (boot down the stream Bo), those streams are the best. Although understandably frustrating and annoying for you as a host, it's hilarious watching 30 mouth-breathers try to get a game of mappies up and running
Thank you for reminding me about "He is ruining the mappies" episode, that one was so much fun, Swimmy is a treasure.
Been waiting all night for this upload
He really gave it the old Rambler try
Nothing is more dangerous than a man deprived of his mappies
This is the most realistic hoi4 mp experience i have ever seen
the Braun being born two months early comment sent me lmao
Am I just drugged up with sleep medicine or was this video a lot more hilarious than normal?
It’s nice seeing golden angry and Braun being special.
Golden Germany and Dankus Italy..... instant Axis loss
0:34 Basically they're the perfect germany-italy historical alliance
Send the save to Alex and see what he can do. No balls
Will the Bo and Jake Japan-Machukuo combo ever have a game that isn't scuffed? Find out next time!
the stars started to align... then the first fainted the second had a heart attck the third just made a selfie with the first two and the fouth just straight up died.
I remember the last video about game stability.
Loved it like all your vids Bo
You should have included the 1 vs 1 between Golden and Dankus if you set it up that nicely with their early talk.
That Alex joke was so good
Ahhh I remember this stream, it made Vicky 2 MP look stable in comparison.
the "ive been looking forward to this" really hits hard
the poor man went INSANE. lmao
About the pump-and-dump, it's not really an evolutionary advantage. Conception is more likely when the woman actually enjoys it too. Your pump-and-dump strategy you have to try a bunch of times and hope you get lucky, but the guy that lasts as long as he has to is gonna be a one-and-done. Also the risk of getting killed during coitus is very low. Unless you're cheating/sleeping with someone else's partner. Being killed by animals during the act hasn't been a major problem since we invented houses. A bear isn't going to ring the doorbell and appreciate you being done so you can answer the door.
The return of the best bokoen1 video
I can't believe Dankus forgot to validate the buildings in state lmao
Loved watching this fall apart
This was likely caused by people not cleaning their cache. This exact issue happened to my friends and I as we were playing Road to 56 RP Beta.
Clearing the cache is their standard go to fix and when it kept crashing they explicitly told everyone to do it again, it still crashed.
So either someone was a major asshole or that wasn't it.
@@HDreamer
Knowing Bo's group, it's most likely the former.
I think its because of a map error caused by that port, since they did change it, they probably forgot to add in the buildings file where every model for everybuilding in the game is assigned to, so essentaly, it assigns it there but no model is placed there, so it crashes.
"Alex the rambler"
Everyone liked that.
Just a suggestion that I think would be a fairly nice thing to implement in the mod you guys use is adding Svalbard/Spitzbergen depending on where you are from as the small artic islands were extremely important weather stations for naval combat and maybe there could be something that adds a buff to naval combat of the country that controls the islands? like a small buff thats called "Weather advantage" or something like that. but thats all up to you guys.
best vid of the month
damn the flashback is a foreback and we now have come full circle in the mappies chronicles
The nudge tool isn't new, it's been in the game since MTG. Actually so convenient, IDK how you get away with NOT using it...
Golden didn’t pump and dump the files fast enough.
Rommel's Sex Force here to crash El Alamein
German Ubermensch: master of his own destiny, peak physical fitness and mental acuity
Danish Ubermensch: premature ejaculation
That last joke 10/10
Its been a year. I forgot the joke. It was 11/10.
Swimmy is the modern philosopher.
Game is still more stable than my sanity on alt history hoi4 games…
The long awaited sequal
Cant believe you did not keep the part in where Golden 1v1s Dankus smh
Gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to announce one again:
Golden lost.
Never Thought we are getting a series of Game Stability
The Alex the rambler joke was amazing lol
I remember watching this stream, didn’t Dankus and golden 1v1 after
Makes me miss Rilber more.
“let me finish let me finish” missed a golden opportunity for that joke
10:05 Was Golden just erased?
Swimmy done did braun dirty "born 2 months earlier" 💀💀💀
“Are you a spider” sent me rolling
im very glad i got the information of what led to the swimmy mappie incident
Golden lost - to the game
Bo talks about how Dankus is willing to throw the game to get at Golden, and then they have a game ruining bug due to Dankus building a port
Dankus is making those big-brain plays
"Alex the Rambler" ahahah I'm dying
THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING
I wasn't sure if I had watched this stream yet or not, and then I heard the "evolutionary masterpiece" part again. Absolutely genius copium Bo
as an it student i gotta love that we have come so far in spreading gokd security practives that when golden tells people to download his file no one does
Swimmothy being savage as usual.
The I know who can fix this save file Alex the Rambler sealed this game for me!