What If The Royal Navy Left Home? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  2 года назад +252

    Download Kingdom Maker on iOS & Android and start ruling today: pixly.go2cloud.org/SH3Ks

    • @jaidengabriel1675
      @jaidengabriel1675 2 года назад +31

      Isn't this the game where you commit crimes against your spouse?

    • @lietajucemaciatko383
      @lietajucemaciatko383 2 года назад +27

      tno catboy heinrich himmler cosplay when?

    • @werewolfman186
      @werewolfman186 2 года назад

      Boe, Great game today this one was actually really good

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 2 года назад +14

      "I can't beleive Bo is shilling for Paradox right now".
      A based man.

    • @bruh5912
      @bruh5912 2 года назад

      Guess Tomas is gonna be sad for not having Vicky today

  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful 2 года назад +5058

    Maybe the real Wunderwaffen are the Italian tanks we made along the way.

  • @veggieb0i893
    @veggieb0i893 2 года назад +3146

    "I want my nuclear dopamine". Possibly the most Golden statement of all time

    • @jldldr3933
      @jldldr3933 2 года назад +93

      Golden is Macarthur reincarnated confirmed.

    • @grigss3027
      @grigss3027 2 года назад +73

      @@jldldr3933 72% hitler 25% macarthur 3% random

    • @kinggundragon3728
      @kinggundragon3728 2 года назад +1

      @@grigss3027 The 3 % is Stalin

    • @tententononce2570
      @tententononce2570 2 года назад

      @Desert Man is that the horny grandpa from tno

    • @Zeitgeist2000
      @Zeitgeist2000 2 года назад +15

      if golden was in charge during ww2, rn we would be battling super mutants in the wasteland

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 2 года назад +2109

    Golden not getting to use his nukes is just the perfect ending.
    Even when the man wins, he still loses.

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 2 года назад +2255

    The one time he doesn’t want to win
    He wins before he can go Nuclear
    What are the odds?

  • @wheezy498
    @wheezy498 2 года назад +2278

    I still can’t believe they managed to throw. Should have garrisoned Ireland smh

    • @griffinhunter3206
      @griffinhunter3206 2 года назад +426

      Isn't a bokoen game without random throwing on both sides

    • @sevenpolar3483
      @sevenpolar3483 2 года назад +115

      Respect for the Soviet players though opened up a front in 1941 and held the Axis at the Soviet border with no support until 1943.

    • @partylizard8343
      @partylizard8343 2 года назад +98

      @@griffinhunter3206 isn't a bokoen game without crippling the allies and then cutting to a clip a year later of being capitulated

    • @BocchiSensei
      @BocchiSensei 2 года назад +7

      @@vardekpetrovic9716 I dont think you have seen sulo's they'll never dday video.
      His actually good though nonetheless, all of them are except that some of them are more serious than others.

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 2 года назад +776

    I wish we could hear the Allies VC to hear the UK learn about the consequences of his actions

    • @sink5321
      @sink5321 2 года назад +62

      Some of the people might also stream their pov on twitch
      So you could check the archive

    • @jobros262
      @jobros262 2 года назад +115

      NZ player for this game here, holy crap College was malding so hard it was so fuckin funny. It was most I have ever heard him rage

    • @mothchrist8683
      @mothchrist8683 2 года назад +25

      The uk player did stream this the name is thatguyfromcollege

  • @cactuscreek5925
    @cactuscreek5925 2 года назад +689

    "lol what's a sealion?"
    - U.K., shortly after putting his fleet out in the med

  • @lukaf5
    @lukaf5 2 года назад +1682

    Romania saying "Bo come on, you and me. The Polish duo!" and another guy interjecting "Hey, I'm Polish too" in Polish at 8:30 was pretty funny, I must say.
    EDIT: My headcanon for the heart is that Bo sat for quite a bit of time on this part while editing trying to decipher what was said and now is relieved that it wasn't English.

    • @Radelifier
      @Radelifier 2 года назад +98

      Nie skapnąłem się. Gdybyś tego nie powiedział to bym to pominął ( If you didn't mentioned I would have skipped it ). Still great to see Polish Squadron abroad here

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 2 года назад +74

      Sulo has such a thick Polish accent, always obvious to me that he was from there even if i didn't hear him say that until now haha

    • @ScurvyBoi
      @ScurvyBoi 2 года назад +47

      TFW hearts disappear when you edit a comment ;(

    • @antorseax9492
      @antorseax9492 2 года назад +13

      @@ScurvyBoi It makes sense why, still sad though.

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN 2 года назад +2

      Sandess around US
      Polska gurom

  • @Tindog42656
    @Tindog42656 2 года назад +611

    I love how Golden has been denied his nukes twice.

    • @jacobtrowbridge1811
      @jacobtrowbridge1811 2 года назад +23

      golden cant nuke pariiis

    • @copter2000
      @copter2000 2 года назад +13

      He's getting CBT

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 2 года назад +24

      @@copter2000 "CBT otherwise known as College and Bo Torture, this only occurs when College tries to micro against Bo (College can't micro the side of a barn)"

    • @lunaticengineer8408
      @lunaticengineer8408 2 года назад +5

      My man got the Douglass MacArthur treatment.

  • @ExhaustedPatriot
    @ExhaustedPatriot 2 года назад +432

    What godly tank design did Bo create to make Italian tanks so goated

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 2 года назад +56

      Seriously, right?

    • @oooglypenguin2238
      @oooglypenguin2238 2 года назад +70

      @@gideonmele1556 every tank division i make seems to suck ass

    • @sink5321
      @sink5321 2 года назад +9

      Check the bokoen stream archive channel to find out mate

    • @wvance0316
      @wvance0316 2 года назад +7

      The real meme was the Italian tanks saving the Axis fronts.

    • @enesaykut408
      @enesaykut408 2 года назад +7

      Well, I watched this live. He used Fiat as the tank designer and had the 1944 infantry equipment as well. That's what boosted his stats as far as I recall

  • @thepowerofsand6180
    @thepowerofsand6180 2 года назад +187

    There are only two types of Bo MP videos : Swimmy trolling or Golden having a 400IQ plan

    • @DJSpike-ft9yw
      @DJSpike-ft9yw 2 года назад +9

      Or Golden lost…or Dressel…doing Dressel things.

    • @kirkjiao3296
      @kirkjiao3296 2 года назад +35

      @@DJSpike-ft9yw dressel has been gone for like 2 years

    • @WILLY1404
      @WILLY1404 2 года назад +9

      @@kirkjiao3296 no spoilers!

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 2 года назад +86

    Hitler: I need delaying action for '45, the nukes are coming.
    Also Hitler: *November 1945* The Nukes are coming!
    This is Germany if the wunderwaffe didn't come through but, they didn't need it.

    • @yanxishan6575
      @yanxishan6575 2 года назад +11

      I feel like "no, you can't win the war that fast, I want to nuke Moscow" is exactly what Hitler would do in real life.

  • @Mastahcheef
    @Mastahcheef 2 года назад +325

    Golden getting denied nukes is just Golden Lost all over again in my book💀

  • @jamiengo2343
    @jamiengo2343 2 года назад +240

    I mean it’s not necessarily a bad strategy from the U.K. Just swap the Med Fleet with the British Home and Channel Fleets, and you can defeat both the German and Italian navies

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 2 года назад +32

      Sure against bots with no true intelligence whatsoever. Against actual humans its a terrible idea.

  • @Gastogh
    @Gastogh 2 года назад +54

    "Nuclear dopamine" makes Golden the Shakespeare of our time

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 2 года назад +96

    9:28 To make the game even more historically accurate, Bo roleplays the Italians during Operation Torch

  • @jamesflynn6827
    @jamesflynn6827 2 года назад +105

    "Are you sure they can't sealion?" college was asked 5 minutes before he got sealioned. College choose to answer with "Yes" and kept his fleet in the med convoy raiding, after sinking italies instead of doing strike force something that came back to bite him.

    • @soapghostroach
      @soapghostroach 2 года назад

      Why would he answer that with yes when he does nothing to protect against it???

    • @QuestionableAdviser_
      @QuestionableAdviser_ 2 года назад

      @@soapghostroach he was doing some 5d strat chess move on them

    • @baron2062
      @baron2062 2 года назад +3

      @@QuestionableAdviser_ the British Home guard were there, with their MGs strapped to cars and Napoleonic war artillery Britian should have been impervious to naval assaults! Where did College go wrong

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 2 года назад +1

      Don't worry, guys. The Allies can't D-Day.

  • @DerpyMackerel
    @DerpyMackerel 2 года назад +261

    don't worry guys. Golden got to use his nukes in the end
    ᶦⁿ ˢᶦⁿᵍˡᵉᵖˡᵃʸᵉʳ

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 2 года назад +44

    7:36 "Shut the f**k up, doomer!"- the last order from the Führerbunker, April 1945

  • @RedLogicYT
    @RedLogicYT 2 года назад +81

    This is so cursed. What UK player sends their entire navy from home base?! That's your only defense from getting invaded!

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 2 года назад +11

      Single player tactics on a MP game = Dead.

    • @crplsteve
      @crplsteve Год назад +3

      @@artofthepossible7329 Even In SP on any difficulty other than easy the Ai still will invade you if you have not navy I'm pretty sure.

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r 2 года назад +16

    "I want my nuclear dopamine but they're taking it from me!" has got to be the best quote.

  • @gamerz1172
    @gamerz1172 2 года назад +15

    Honestly I feel like sealion games are easily some of the most intresting games, cause then the allies have to pull off 2 major naval invasions instead of one

  • @daspotato895
    @daspotato895 2 года назад +31

    I'm fairly certain this was how Germany won in TNO. Trapped the home fleet in the Med and Sealioned.

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 2 года назад +12

    I lean down to grab my cup of tea and by the time I look up the British Isles have been sealioned. What a fine script

  • @DevinPurcell
    @DevinPurcell 2 года назад +125

    Let’s see if Swimmy is incompetent again

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 года назад +81

      Don't think he's in this game

    • @cthe4081
      @cthe4081 2 года назад +88

      @@Bokoen1 Won't stop him from game-ruining.

    • @theworm3438
      @theworm3438 2 года назад +41

      No, this is a 'College moment' episode

    • @greergrapple2227
      @greergrapple2227 2 года назад +4

      Aye Devin what up

    • @qwertzu1195
      @qwertzu1195 2 года назад +9

      @@theworm3438 a college side of a barn type situation

  • @EyebrowsGaming
    @EyebrowsGaming 2 года назад +44

    Bo, really decent of you to make the video 12mins if there's going to be a sponsor. I get you need to hit that 10min cap but to give us 10mins of content PLUS the sponsor is really good of you
    Keep up the great work you sexy Danish femboy

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 года назад +38

      A video will always be as long as there is content for. It is not determined by anything else

    • @theflyingdragon2736
      @theflyingdragon2736 2 года назад +1

      @@hokumdog >:(

    • @InventMyTory
      @InventMyTory 2 года назад +2

      @@Bokoen1 kappa

    • @IdiotamSpielen
      @IdiotamSpielen 2 года назад

      Haven't you heard? It's 8 minutes now...

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 2 года назад +7

    6:52 Flojo just needs to think critically

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin 2 года назад +18

    At this point, I just imagine that Golden's eye is like Dr. Strangelove's hand; it has a mind of its own. In Golden's case, it acts up when his body produces high volumes of salt.

    • @MihaelGeng
      @MihaelGeng 2 года назад +1

      3:08 The moment 🤣

  • @7mriwantlightning710
    @7mriwantlightning710 2 года назад +5

    I honestly believe I watched 80% of all these type episodes so far I believe I’m missing really old ones but these are fucking awesome lol

  • @aggonymephisto6963
    @aggonymephisto6963 2 года назад +3

    Every time you play as Italy Bo it's so god damn entertaining. You as Italy and Golden as Germany are my favourite HOI IV videos!
    Italian Tank Supremecy.

  • @matiasdiaz8913
    @matiasdiaz8913 2 года назад +10

    only golden manages to win and lose at the same time

  • @randomperson6988
    @randomperson6988 2 года назад +2

    3:08 someone call the coctor

  • @burakalp34
    @burakalp34 2 года назад +1

    9:06 Golden rap god

  • @rogueleader2230
    @rogueleader2230 2 года назад +11

    You know it’s a good game when bo is Italy

  • @keropnw3425
    @keropnw3425 2 года назад +1

    The US reinvading the UK across the entire Atlantic is so funny, launching a D-Day scale invasion with Iceland's infrastructure? entire carrier burning 5 sheep and a dried shark as fuel. Perfectly realistic game.

    • @keropnw3425
      @keropnw3425 2 года назад

      sailing my landing craft from Maryland to Scotland by dead reckoning

  • @beerten202
    @beerten202 2 года назад +1

    4:23 such a genuine REEEEE

  • @nono_real04
    @nono_real04 2 года назад +27

    Axis: YAY we naval invaded Britain the war is wo-
    The entire allies: Uhh How about NO
    soviets: Help
    day 1 of waiting for a non TBF related Mp game
    ^ to clarify that It's just a meme dont take it to seriously

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 2 года назад

      They always play on that mod... if you want some other MP games you can maybe watch Dankus and Tommykay.

    • @nono_real04
      @nono_real04 2 года назад

      @@Ronald98 i know it's just a meme

  • @ertrick3693
    @ertrick3693 2 года назад +1

    The UK jamming their entire fleet into the Med and just completely neglecting the sea zones around itself is the most AI move I can think of, lmao

  • @realmastersilver1849
    @realmastersilver1849 2 года назад +7

    Little did people know that palden norbu was the defense minister for southern England, he failed so badly that he defected and started assisting the German Reich in their defensive hold against the soviet union.

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 2 года назад +9

    The UK: suffering under occupation of invading forces. Something unprecedented for centuries
    The Axis: 4:10

  • @armata2298
    @armata2298 2 года назад +1

    04:00 never heard a group in hoi4 so hapy

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei Год назад

    That celebration when the UK capped was just so infectiously joyful ^.^

  • @Alonsooooo1
    @Alonsooooo1 2 года назад +1

    That's the second golden Germany win I think I've seen, keep the streak up man Im tired of him losing for like the last 4 years

  • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
    @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup 2 года назад +1

    Golden when he doesn't get to nuke every city in the world:
    "No no no no, wait wait wait wait, NO NO NO NO NO"

  • @moleman7632
    @moleman7632 2 года назад

    This was one of the most intense streams I ever watched. The defence of britain where golden was changing between the UK and USSR every 5 seconds because his co-op was useless.

  • @VerilyViscous
    @VerilyViscous 2 года назад +1

    I love how even when Golden wins, he still loses.
    Bo, these scripts keep getting better and better.

  • @ShanmukhKamma
    @ShanmukhKamma 5 месяцев назад

    11:01 HOLY SHIT the casualities of the allies bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 even india lost 850k men wtf

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 2 года назад +1

    The big-brained strats make this so entertaining to watch.

  • @angrysanta8458
    @angrysanta8458 2 года назад

    goldens delusional wunderwaffe "a reactor in every state" was mad hilarious

  • @JackMcLeary
    @JackMcLeary 2 года назад +1

    Golden was jonesing for his nuclear holocaust at the end there, goddamn listen to that thirst

  • @SanderDoesThings
    @SanderDoesThings 2 года назад +1

    2 hoi videos in 3 days? Best week for mappies!

  • @paradox3667
    @paradox3667 2 года назад

    3:10 im glad they’re bringing back this meme.

  • @bradyulery3074
    @bradyulery3074 2 года назад +2

    I feel for homie missing out on the nukes… mans really needed them

  • @benjaminbesaw7540
    @benjaminbesaw7540 Год назад

    The Legion of Romania has reacquired England and Wales after centuries of it’s absence.

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 2 года назад +8

    Confused. You had the entire UK. Then you were losing it... I feel like I missed an important step.

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 2 года назад

      the less incompetent allies arrived.

    • @RK-cj4oc
      @RK-cj4oc Год назад

      Its another 10 ports plus an army you need to dedicate to the defense of Britain. When playing as Germany and still potentially losing the sea war you risk them bypassing and isolating that army while going for Europe.leaving you stretched thin

  • @fabriziocossio3336
    @fabriziocossio3336 2 года назад +13

    Italian tanks demolishing Russian tanks
    What kind of cursed timeline is this?!

  • @yowack3457
    @yowack3457 2 года назад

    KM: Glory for the Knights Radiant! Down with Dynasty! King in the North!

  • @Aegis---
    @Aegis--- 2 года назад

    golden getting blueballed is truly the cherry on top

  • @improvedspoon
    @improvedspoon 2 года назад +2

    8:32 "Hey I'm also Polish" said in Polish

  • @lotllady
    @lotllady 2 года назад

    I'd say I can't believe Bo blue-balled Golden like that, but I'm convinced that's wrong what with how much of a tease he is.

  • @aaroncabatingan5238
    @aaroncabatingan5238 2 года назад +1

    I love how you guys cockblocked Golden's nukes.
    Even when he wins, he still lose.

  • @averyspecificname4300
    @averyspecificname4300 2 года назад

    I now suddenly want to watch the entire Wolfenstein game series after seeing this

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 Год назад +3

    Video starts at 2:10 ^^

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper 2 года назад

    Golden doing his best MacArthur impression at the end there

  • @ozcarplayz1656
    @ozcarplayz1656 2 года назад +2

    Should’ve named the video: “What if the home fleet wasn’t home?”

  • @TheE_G_G
    @TheE_G_G 2 года назад

    This is his 2nd upload today.
    The rat has learned the power of speed

  • @pcu9284
    @pcu9284 2 года назад

    Golden begging for nukes was really something

  • @Wintrois
    @Wintrois 2 года назад

    I have an idea that might go terribly. There would be four players for Germany (and all or some majors). One for the Navy, one for the Army, one for the Airforce, and one as the leader. The others has to follow what the leader wants and the leader gets to do all of the stuff that deals with events, tech research, focuses, among other stuff.

  • @amtojsidhu
    @amtojsidhu 2 года назад

    That was probably one of the best videos I've ever watched

  • @bitzmarckoftheseastirpitz7479
    @bitzmarckoftheseastirpitz7479 2 года назад

    UK was just trying to get some navy battle screenshots

  • @williambrennan104
    @williambrennan104 2 года назад

    Kingdom Maker just sounds like a pay-to-win CK3

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 2 года назад

    Golden wins when he wants to lose, and loses when he wants to win.

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 2 года назад

    Ahhhhhh the first catch of the day: the entire UK

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 2 года назад +1

    Oh my God this was so hype for a hoi4 game

  • @birb4121
    @birb4121 2 года назад +9

    Honestly this is probably the best script you wrote, the thing itself is a masterpiece to rival shakespeer.

  • @creasedknight6222
    @creasedknight6222 2 года назад +1

    Even when Golden wins, he still loses

  • @haythere5805
    @haythere5805 2 года назад

    im loving the hoi4 output

  • @sealboyy6584
    @sealboyy6584 2 года назад

    Never heard Zulu or whatever his name is, screaming that bad in a hoi video, pretty pog, very fun to watch

  • @nikageldiashvili5939
    @nikageldiashvili5939 2 года назад

    Golden got his mojo back

  • @taysea7v
    @taysea7v 2 года назад

    Golden: I have win ... but at what cost ?

  • @seanhoey5939
    @seanhoey5939 2 года назад

    Lmao Golden got nuclear blue-balled

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 года назад +16

    Two great Bo Hoi4 videos, in one week, it’s a blessing from the Lord! I know for a fact that Swimmy and Golden are never going to let College live this down.

  • @NickValentine_2287
    @NickValentine_2287 2 года назад

    If I remember this is pretty much what happened to the UK in TNO, except they didn’t get liberated

  • @leogazebo5290
    @leogazebo5290 2 года назад

    Imagine getting blue balled from using nukes: *Sad Macarthur noise*

  • @samuelmanke9361
    @samuelmanke9361 2 года назад

    Really edging him on those nukes

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 2 года назад

    Golden Just keeps losing, never gonna get that nuclear war

  • @zoroasper9759
    @zoroasper9759 2 года назад +1

    Did Golden get his nuclear dopamine in the end? Find out next time on Dragonball Z

  • @donmah06
    @donmah06 2 года назад +3

    Oof yeah Golden was a little too toxic that stream...
    So much so that it was a big chunk of the discussion in a just chatting discussion stream on Bo's channel the day after

    • @neloverg3774
      @neloverg3774 2 года назад

      Impossible considering guys like dresses and Braun exist

  • @kirby1225
    @kirby1225 2 года назад +1

    wait? Golden won?
    this game is insane man
    and how did Finland cause 1.1 million casualties on the soviets?

  • @nickstone1167
    @nickstone1167 2 года назад

    Nuclear Dopamine, available now in German Stockpiles near your local airfield!

  • @jebbroham1776
    @jebbroham1776 2 года назад

    Golden just goes berzerk trying to get nukes xD

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 2 года назад +1

    I actually feel bad for Golden this game he was so close

  • @samwakley250
    @samwakley250 2 года назад

    i feel for golden wanting to use the nukes then not being able to

  • @IphoneSocialist
    @IphoneSocialist 2 года назад

    This day... Golden went to sleep crying

  • @Paleo-y1y
    @Paleo-y1y 7 месяцев назад

    Bo at 9:50, is bragging about his tanks, they die in the background...

  • @MrDirigible
    @MrDirigible 2 года назад

    Even when Golden wins, he still loses! XD

  • @equilintogo5378
    @equilintogo5378 2 года назад

    11:11 the Kherson pocket

  • @raideurng2508
    @raideurng2508 2 года назад +1

    Golden didn't just put the mustache on, he stapled it to his lip for this one...

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 2 года назад

    Poor Golden didn’t get his nuclear Dopamine