What If Europe Was Peaceful - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 307
Mods: NONE(VANILLA)
Music:
Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
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Why can't we just have peace.....
Because Golden exists...
You just can't
Because warcrimes are way too fun not to commit according to Golden's logic
Thomas is like your stupid younger brother, you are not suprised he fucked up but you want to see him do it again!
Because Swimmy always has the special offensive war
I like how every time Braun yells "help me!" world tension drops a little bit more
Nature is healing
He sounds like an NPC.
The desperate cries for aid from the Chinese diplomats really brought a sense of peace and tranquility to the League of Nations meetings.
Braun’s literally the Aura of rejuvenation right here
Bo selling his entire military to make a quick buck is truly a swigma male moment
Swigma?! Wtf that’s too much 😂
The grind never ends for the Swigma Males.
@@gr4t5
Skill issue
@@gr4t5 cry about it
Russia moment.
Germany: *Goes Democratic.*
The rest of the Allies: "Well this sucks".
Meanwhile, China continuing to get screwed over in the peace deal: "How long is this going to take!"
Chang Kai Shek yelling and running around on fire as the leaders of Europe sit in a circle, singing campfire songs and talking about their feelings
Pretty accurate. And then there’s stillwell hating him for no reason and getting so fed up for no reason he starts supporting the communists
Hilariously, if they had all worked together they could have sent him a massive amount of equipment for very low cost, regardless of tension.
"If you show me failing, I will sue you." A true Braun moment 🤣🤣 #PrayForChina
#PrayForChina
#PrayForJapaneseChina
#PrayForBritishCommunistChina
Watching Thomas absolutely screw up the simplest part of the game over and over again was hilarious. #PrayforChina
I love how ISP was just there fueling arguments and laughing while exploiting lol
So, basically usual ISP.
The Rat of Slough
ISP understands humans so well he creates arguments to make sure he always wins
italy at war with Ethiopia for 5 years and not realizing is a truly Italian hoi experience
It is historical after facist Italy was like "oh there is an African country nobody colonized yet lets go" and curb-stomped Ethopia.
@@emberfist8347
Curbstomp is a stretch
@@KaiservonKrieger Well it is but it was still just over a year and the entire country occupied. Which is a good example of a curb-stomp battle in my book. Sure it was no German Invasion of Denmark or Desert Storm, but the casualties speak for themselves.
@@emberfist8347 true, but they also tried to colonize it before that time, and famously failed.
@@maciejbala477 True but I am specifically referring to the war depicted in HOI4. The second one which was an Ethiopian Defeat.
“You Steal the XP”
-From the creator of “Stealing his Steel”
*steeling
Cho-King is honestly one of my favorite bobg members, especially how candidly he talks about his meth use and it's mental concecuences.
I like how he admitted to stealing candy from children so he can watch them cry and how he doesn't feel bad over it. It takes a lot of courage to admit to something like that and I'm so proud of him.
It took a lot of growth for cho king to finally admit to choking.
@@aca347 based
@@PwnZombie fr fr. I actually stood up and applauded him when he publicly admitted live on stream that he constantly fantasizes about receiving sexual asphyxiation from Swimmy.
@@PwnZombie just like Snoop Dogg in that one song, "a fatass J of some bubonic chronic that made me choke, shit this ain't no joke."
China: Help me! Help!!
Europe: "#PrayForChina"
Thats honsestly 70% of real world politics
Now this is a "what if" that only a madman could have come up with.
Lol I love these meme games especially. Such a good time watch chaos unfold. Italy was amazing with how chaotic neutral they were. Lol Italy confessing that they were selling weapons to Japan was pretty good. Also Rip China lmao.
ISP willingly going democratic Germany like A2Z with historical focuses off didn't traumatise him enough
no, but this time HE is the one traumatizing people with democratic Germany!
Also, in case you were wondering, the way that military attaches work in hoi4(vanilla) is... When you send one, you get 50% of the XP VALUE of who you sent it to, but it doesn't take away the xp from the ally it just means that since you had "forward observers" on the ground watching the action, you learned a little bit about warfare indirectly by observation. Thus, the reason it's 50% and not a smaller, more defined number, since your army is not really fighting. So if you are USA and ally to Britain, if you send an attache to Britain and they are getting 1.00 xp, you'll get 0.50 xp, but they still get the full 1.00, for a total of 1.50xp not 0.50 and 0.50 between both allies. Basically, you're not "stealing" the xp, causing your ally to receive less of it... rather, it's cloning 50% of the allys xp out of thin air and gives it to you because technically, from a historical standpoint, you have a guy on the front lines watching the battle and learning from it. I hope this helps. This is just for the og vanilla game, though. They may have changed this mechanism in later updates or dlcs or mods, idk what version you guys are playing usually...
I thought it was 10% of the xp? 50% is crazy
this youtube countryball hoi4 series outlasted my relationship
me too
Ooof bro. You good?
o7
wait, you guys had relationship?
*(Communist influence inexplicably growing across the world)*
Everyone: _"!!! GRU operatives?!"_
Swimmy: "It's a grassroots movement, guys."
Bruh Italy:
'Oh wait ive been at war with Ethiopia this whole time'
'Ive been selling equipment to the Japanese this entire game'
Love how in both of these meme games, the players lost to the AI lmao
AI is op now lol
Abra died to ai Poland so many times that he wants to play them himself
I just did an unhistorical playthrough but every nation went monarchist instead and joined the central powers, also watching the Chinese have a warlord era and the quing returning
Every time I see people type Qing like this comment and I while make them say the word "chewing" for every cursed pronunciation rendition of these
@@shinsenshogun900I shrivel up in pain every time I hear Qing pronounced like Quing
The paratrooper org and marine destruction shit is insane I don’t know how paradox ever thought it was a good idea
Bo once again with an amazing and unexpected script
These HOI4 vids always make me laugh. Been here since 2018 and loving it since! Keep up the good work Boe!!!
Italy realizing he's been at war with Ethiopia had me doing everything I can to hold my laughter at work.
Braun saying help me
World tensions: Im getting colder please stop!
Bo’s going scriptless for this one
That's how he'll get isp to join
This was one of the funniest videos in a long time. The amount of Europe cackling under their breath while Braun gets thrown to the wolves and dies to the *AI* only for the US to come and decidedly NOT help at all through incompetence instead of malice is beautiful.
"Bo if you put me failing as China i will sue you" - His editor
I'd like to think that in this game all the countries ambassadors and officials came to paris to see the massive stockpile of tanks, guns and planes *Lord Of War Style!*
Ahh
Peace in our time
Chamberlains dream came true
7:32 "Mirage F2" 💀
This is like if a Victoria 3 game just kept going. Almost a MIC sim at this point, lol
Bokoen1 never fails to fill me up with his "MP Memes" and "hoi4 videos"
Fill me up? What do you mean by that
@@kniviritsyn He really fills the holes in my heart with joy
@@TrueREAL I thought he filled your ass
ah, the holes in your _heart_ ... I'm glad to know@@TrueREAL
Just Imagine if Swimmy ever fought Braun, they would both manage to lose. And probably crap themselves .
There are few things that bring me more joy, than watching a group of friends all make eachother very angry. Much love. Keep up the good work.
"Wait, I'm at war?! Oh yeah, Ethiopia..."
- Benito Mussolini, 1940
1 dlc was all it took for the boys to turn hoi4 into victoria where they just trade and fuckover each other, incredible
Braun just seething the entire game over losing to Japanese AI is hilarious
The West: 1:37
China: 1:39
The West: #PrayForChina
China: 4:01
The West: 4:27
Wow I guess they're really just larping the history of 1937 huh? 🤣
Bo not making "Braun lost" the title of the video because he is afraid to get sued.
I wish you guys did more meme games.
This is practically a reenactment of the average HOI4 game on non-historical
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
A TIMELINE WHERE NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN WAS RIGHT!!
Meme games like these have a special place in my heart
Did Bo even go to war at any point during this game?
It wouldn’t be a meme game without cursed peace deals, great video
There was peace in our time.
This could've just been a Vicky game lmfao
Braun getting help in this game is like the meme of a drowning man with isp high fiving instead of saving him.
It's time for peace in our time -mr. Sorrow
1940 Italy: wait i'm at war the whole time?
Watching the nightmare in China was my favorite part lmao
Every time you guys do a meme ahistorical game it ends up being just too real
Ngl, I'd be curious to see who'd win in a ISP/Bokoen war.
a slog of a war between two unequipped armies - both have a very low chance of winning and the war would likely take about 7 years.
6:52 I dont want to hear anything rat "wait we are at war guys?" Koein1
I just imagine the Italian fighting in Ethiopia fighting to the last man, praying that they will be sent weapons to replace the ones they ran out of years ago, wandering what tragedy has befallen Italy to make it unable to communicate any orders, and dreaming of salvation from Duce their glorious leader! Meanwhile Italy forgot about the war
I remember my Mother telling me bedtime stories about the Snake of Denmark. I can't believe they were real.
Can't believe Bo made Braun a caricature of Zelensky in the script.
Hearing Braun say "you're a fucking failure" to the US player made me laugh so hard. 😂😂😂
Thomas being worse at peace deals than the AI is just par for the course
I can already see paratroopers being banned period after the update
Peace was never an option Lockheed stocks must grow.
How did brawn lose to the AI??
Skill issue
Probably hadn't look at the combat width changes
Republic of China in 1950s Be like: 4:18
This new DLC has a lot of fun ways to meme around. Thanks for giving my friends and I a great way to play the game, every time a new dlc drops.
Cant believe you made hoi4 a UN Simulator.
Wake up, feeling good
Then boom, Bokoen Video, Day improved
script written by Neville Chamberlin
I can't believe we got the timeline where Braun is asking for help!
I like how adding a small economic incentive made the Europe peaceful
Hoi 4 is the Vic 3 we were waitinf four????
This game is literally the Adventures of Tintin canon lol
In that series WW2 never happens because Europe goes full democratic, but China still gets invaded by Japan (though China wins in that universe)
Arms Against Sanity
Def need more meme games with this dlc
Braun’s cuck coping was hilarious to see
This entire fucking video is just; "The breaking of Braun"
Most Peaceful-Civilized-Orderly HOI4 Barely World War in Existence:
Italy: For my next trick, I will make the communist convoys disappear!
What a peaceful time.
Bo I know you won't see this but I love your videos man, keep doing what you do, these really help me when I feel like ass
This new market mechanic reminds me of Vicky 3 trading; your war industry is propping up countries too small/poor to afford domestic production of weapons.
Cho King is quietly the best player in the group.
Lol Poland wanting nato article 4 is so realistic
Nah, I don't think anyone irl, especially Poland, wants article 4 to be triggered besides bloodthirsty terminally online people
The meme games are just
*chef’s kiss
How does Braun manage to perform worse against ai Japan than the Chinese ai?
Damn this is an intresting Victoria 3 mod yall found
Peace in Europe?
Impossible
Braun threatens legal action
League of Nations: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My eyes are tearing up from laughter. What a clown car of an episode!
new dlc to hoi4, bros just decide to play it as vicky 3
Bo selling his military equipment on the market and going Democratic with ISP while Asia burns is such a gamer move. Both of them did a pro gamer move.
And Shafer just buying everything and building Super Finland and Braun buying Lebel rifles and trying to keep wars going is hilarious.
You can't have a D-day if there is no war, old Japanese proverb
Alf Landon artillery only!!!!
Finland stronk
"I donated to the Red Cross get real"
Such a underrated video
How did this man lose to A.I Japan XD
Man reunited most of China only to fall to the A.I
Even with player lend lease and attaches. So bad
Not enough world tension to fix the army I think, so his divisions were total ass. Still a skill issue but yeah.
Braun, start a petition and we all will sign it!
A peaceful Europe... whatever crack the people who makes the scripts are on I want some of it
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