This timeline starts off very strong with the Finns taking almost 3x their historical casualties under Swimothy the Retarded. The Axis leadership, particularly in Germany, was perfectly encapsulated by the big 3. Thirdly, College's failed attempts into Palestine, incredible, Fourthly, Cho King being an "afk" champ and not giving College Greece was hilarious. Lastly, thank you for content, Bo, I need more.
I feel his next great strategy will be to play Switzerland. Ditch his army. Build economy. Join no side, feel proud. Then get invaded by Belgium. Because he had no army.
There’s something admirable in the confidence of general swimmy. He reminds me of some of the world war 1 guys, who just had an idea in mind about how they were meant to fight and just kept doing that despite any evidence to the contrary. Every swimmy game is like “step 1: come Up with master plan! Step 2: fail. Step 3: festung wherever.” Gotta love that even in the ice of Finland our glorious leader was still willing to hold The border at any cost.
The thing is that, ZF can be very good players in they put their mind on it, but theyre not,like their name "zero fuck" So yes, zf will be more dysfunctional
@@ahnafoktafian Cyanide - yes. Womble - not really. Womble has shown great competence at times, and with some of the games that he has streamed in the past - it's impossible to be incompetent in those games. So Womble could do good, given a bit of time to work out all the ins and outs of HOI4
Whenever I look at how horrible a game can go for the axis when inexperienced/incompetent players play majors, I feel glad that I always stick to minor nations as I know I would suck equally if not worse than the German 3-some coop in this video.
@Tovalokodonc that's not related to Thomas though. But yeah, College wanted to make a "your mom" joke but accidentally made a "my mom" joke, which led to people making fun of him because it's hilarious
They had it… they fucking had it, then fast forward two months and it’s April now the Soviets are at the gates of Berlin, the Allies are(somehow) in south Germany. The Wolfenstein timeline happened but with an Allied victory
@Bokoen1 just a heads up I've been binge watching some of your old vids and the video quality seemed much better, realized you used to upload 1080p 60fps and its actually just the 60fps that made it seem nicer. If you can record @ 60fps again that'd be sick the videos felt a lot smoother but I understand if your recording long games that eats up storage
I honestly didn't even realize. I've had Braun do the countryballs for me for like 10 hoi4 videos and he didn't know he had to select 60fps. Everything is recorded in 60fps, it was just the render settings.
@@Bokoen1 lol what are the odds. I literally only noticed because I was extremely baked, I was watching an older video and randomly thought to myself damn this feels smooth 😂
Why they have so many factories and so many building slots in provinces? And also some of that researches? Does that mod for multiplayer changes that much or is it about all dlcs?
itd be neat to do a like battle royal of the best players controling a few major powers in europe then the rest of the gang all against them as the rest of the nations, sorta like an immediate endseig
Hey, anyone know which episode is the one where Bo is playing the soviets, and the germans get nukes, and germany nukes Bo's modern tanks in moscow, i cant find it
So you saw the absolute fustercluck of poor communication, incompetence, and infighting in the Axis, and you decided "Yeah, this is the side I'll pick in the war"? You should have threatened to join the Allies unless they got their act together.
Funnily enough, you're completely wrong. It's Zeno, some guy I never heard of named Cheesesticks, and Munk. College is Italy, Swimmy is Finland and Golden isn't in the episode.
This timeline starts off very strong with the Finns taking almost 3x their historical casualties under Swimothy the Retarded. The Axis leadership, particularly in Germany, was perfectly encapsulated by the big 3. Thirdly, College's failed attempts into Palestine, incredible, Fourthly, Cho King being an "afk" champ and not giving College Greece was hilarious. Lastly, thank you for content, Bo, I need more.
Those casulties aren't just wounded they are FATALITIES so Swimmy lost 8 TIMES THEIR HISTORIC AMOUNT OF DEAD SOLDIERS in just a few days
how the f did finland managed to get overrun like that?
@@tizi087 swimmy was on finland, thats how
@@bigphishey he only does well when they don't focus on him.
The games where everything falls apart right out of the gate are the best games if you ask me.
"It was just light tanks" Germany said in order to cope
You know it says something when swimmy losing 200k in a month as Finland in the winter war, and he’s still not the biggest failure in this game
Swimmy, Ignoring Advice, and getting completely destroyed, name a more iconic trio.
Nice pfp.
"No."
-Swimmy
mental instability, social akwardness, and hearts of iron 4
I feel his next great strategy will be to play Switzerland. Ditch his army. Build economy. Join no side, feel proud. Then get invaded by Belgium. Because he had no army.
Dankus and the UK
Less then 20 seconds into the video and we already get to see a classic Swimmy moment.
#Swigma
He's usually pretty good as minor nations though...
@@Charlie1873 I think those swimmy moments should go in a different category
"I just zoomed out and looked at it"
-A broken man
For every game they come closer to perfectly reenacting the Axis leadership
Another phenomenal execution of the masterfully crafted script by Bokoen & company. Great vid, much love you quaint little Danish man.
RUclips asked me for feedback on this comment, solid 4/5.
@@Bigzthegreat thank you for the favorable review 🤝🏻 glad to uphold the standards.
Swimmy: doesnt ask for air*
Also swimmy (drooling onto keyboard): WhY i HaVe YeLlOw AiR?!
we all remeber when the bulgarian ambassdor pretended to take a nap when italy demanded their territory
There’s something admirable in the confidence of general swimmy. He reminds me of some of the world war 1 guys, who just had an idea in mind about how they were meant to fight and just kept doing that despite any evidence to the contrary. Every swimmy game is like “step 1: come
Up with master plan! Step 2: fail. Step 3: festung wherever.” Gotta love that even in the ice of Finland our glorious leader was still willing to hold The border at any cost.
I have a theory
Perhaps Supreme Leader Swimmy is secretly the best player here but purposely fails to make everyone else feel better
Fantastic historical script today Bo. Love how you captured the Nazi High Command infighting
i love cho king and how low-key and positive he always is, even when sabotaging the game
1:20 - Cheese sounds like Seinfeld here lmao "I know Kramer, the Norwegians have actually been fighting! I-I'm impressed!"
the germany crew may have lacked in skill but they did make up for it is good vibes.
It wasn't all good vibes =(
Sad to hear 😢 @cheesestick
I secret wish of me is seeing the ZF clan and the Bokoen1 gang in a game against one another and seeing which group is more disfunctional.
The thing is that, ZF can be very good players in they put their mind on it, but theyre not,like their name "zero fuck"
So yes, zf will be more dysfunctional
@@ahnafoktafian Especially if they even bother bringing Cyanide in. That's just an instant loss right there
@@A_Dragovich cyanide + womble = gonna be one magnificent shithouse of incompetence that we all here yo witness
@@ahnafoktafian Cyanide - yes. Womble - not really. Womble has shown great competence at times, and with some of the games that he has streamed in the past - it's impossible to be incompetent in those games. So Womble could do good, given a bit of time to work out all the ins and outs of HOI4
As long as Dankus isn't invited, because he'll sweat all over it.
Whenever I look at how horrible a game can go for the axis when inexperienced/incompetent players play majors, I feel glad that I always stick to minor nations as I know I would suck equally if not worse than the German 3-some coop in this video.
No.
@@vlad8586 No what? Don't be obnoxious you weirdo
@@vlad8586u
*angry Irish noises* had me crying lol
Sometimes the things I learn about BOBG lore, I regret learning.
If it’s the Thomas thing they’ve brought it up before i think 😭
@@taylor5065I've never heard about the Thomas thing what is it?
@@ThatRatBastard walking in on his mom
@Tovalokodonc that's not related to Thomas though. But yeah, College wanted to make a "your mom" joke but accidentally made a "my mom" joke, which led to people making fun of him because it's hilarious
how you fuck that up with 3 coops 💀💀💀 500k casualties is crazy
Three heads of a snake tied up
Munk Moment =)
@@bigcheese993 So true Cheese stick
too many cooks in the kitchen, and none of them are reading the same recipe
@@DJSpike-ft9ywThats such a good saying. I am stealing it.
They had it… they fucking had it, then fast forward two months and it’s April now the Soviets are at the gates of Berlin, the Allies are(somehow) in south Germany.
The Wolfenstein timeline happened but with an Allied victory
I can’t wait to see the war thunder video titled “the missile knows where it is”
“Triple the pride, triple the fall.” - Count Doooku
7:21 It gets me everytime lol
>Gets home from work with food
>New Bokoen video uploaded 11 minuets ago
ahh, life is good
“That’s not what mom thought”, I remember 😂
@Bokoen1 just a heads up I've been binge watching some of your old vids and the video quality seemed much better, realized you used to upload 1080p 60fps and its actually just the 60fps that made it seem nicer. If you can record @ 60fps again that'd be sick the videos felt a lot smoother but I understand if your recording long games that eats up storage
I honestly didn't even realize. I've had Braun do the countryballs for me for like 10 hoi4 videos and he didn't know he had to select 60fps. Everything is recorded in 60fps, it was just the render settings.
@@Bokoen1 lol what are the odds. I literally only noticed because I was extremely baked,
I was watching an older video and randomly thought to myself damn this feels smooth 😂
sees title of video: oh boy its swimmy isnt it
10 seconds later: a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
"You threw all of France"
"How?"
"Yeah!"
That killed me 😂
You know it's a good day when Bokoen uploads!
2:31 can’t believe Bo broke tradition
It was Braun
7:21 killed me
9:42 “Not this shit again” 😂😂😂 this is def a highlight😂😂😂
I can’t believe you didn’t call this episode something to the effect of “The Three Stooges”
7:18 axis casually losing their minds and Spain watches.
That moment when irl axis coordenation was somehow better than this
Shoutout to the one time Braun called Bo mom
You know its bad when he doesn't have to cut, just has one sequence of footage, showing raw incompetence, for minutes.
Based Swimmy and Golden, a duo that is more helpful... for the other side that is.
Senor Steiner’s counter attack did not end so well.
Give them 3 more they'll be good
I want to see like 10 people on one nation lmao. Even just against the AI
I honestly expected bo to pull out qnother focus that immediately let's him make a separate peace and switch sides
2:47 Me eating dinner right now
I don't know why he is surprised since the Norwegians did fight... from the mountains
Babe wake up new Bo HOI4 vid just dropped
Bokoen: why are they all pouring into me? Bc your the biggest threat my guy they know and you know it 😂😂
I read Incompetence and there is no Swimmy. now that's a suprise
Lore of From Backwoods of Siberia to Great Power - EU4 1.34 Chukchi Momentum 100
Göring once again ate the Luftwaffe...
Is this again the: seduce Göring?
:D
Another swigma moment in less than a minute
HOW TF did the allies got to the heart of europe while not being able to even kill the axis minors, holy shit
Ye sometimes its great to just zoom out, pause and look like Bo did
3 Germanys? I want to say.... Swimmy, Braun, and.... Golden.
Man there sure are a lot of Dawi-Zharr in the media
1:20 It's like 9th of April 1943 all over again :]
Good good HOI4 quality content
Why they have so many factories and so many building slots in provinces? And also some of that researches? Does that mod for multiplayer changes that much or is it about all dlcs?
They probably use a custom mod
itd be neat to do a like battle royal of the best players controling a few major powers in europe then the rest of the gang all against them as the rest of the nations, sorta like an immediate endseig
Today I won’t hold the border *clueless*
ballin for stalin
oh yes more content
Hey, anyone know which episode is the one where Bo is playing the soviets, and the germans get nukes, and germany nukes Bo's modern tanks in moscow, i cant find it
Oh hey, this is the Dankus Raj game, neat
A funny way to say that dankus steamrolled bo
2:50 Was that deliberate?
The new TNO update
200K dead in Karelia for half the country
Bo getting gangster on mappies. Swimmy is jealous
You managed incredibly well the war in Spain 👍
So I just woke up and decided to watch some videos on youtube only to find out that Bokoen1 posted a video 7 hours ago (it's 6 12 am for me)^^.
still current france record holder with the new tree!
I really was expecting Bo's to be playing Germany with the three coops, i hope its Swimmy if not...
When the Three Stooges are left in charge of Germany
When i saw the title i thought it was going to be a golden germany since the title was incopetent germany
0:43 I just looked it up. Irl winter war Finland only took 25k casualties. How did he manage that lmao
what mod are they playing? anybody knows? i remember boken introduced this pvp mod a year ago in a video but I'm too lazy to check every video.
So you saw the absolute fustercluck of poor communication, incompetence, and infighting in the Axis, and you decided "Yeah, this is the side I'll pick in the war"? You should have threatened to join the Allies unless they got their act together.
Those were clearly 4 tanks lost, so sad
havent seen the video yet but im guessing Germany is either College, Swimmy or Golden
Funnily enough, you're completely wrong. It's Zeno, some guy I never heard of named Cheesesticks, and Munk. College is Italy, Swimmy is Finland and Golden isn't in the episode.
To be fair, Swimmy did do terribly
@@jonathand.t.5051 ye i was surprised when i saw that
Bo has such big disappointed dad energy in the video, it’s insane. All of it is deserved, though.
In my country we go to dinner at 10 PM
Don't worry Vichy will save you
Question: Why does spain just land invade gibraltar? Is there some penalty, or is it banned
Its impassable terrain in this mod, you literally cant invade it from land
"I prefer the Germans that weren't casualties"
Geez and I thought the maps in Vicky 2 where cursed.
What mod do they use?
Tbf (The Finest Bruh) i believe its called.
3 coops is a bit ridiculous tbh
So guess 3 heads are worse than 1 when it comes to mappis
Sheesh not even a minute
I wish I could play but it keeps crashing
“German incompetence”
Golden Germany?
Axis needs a comeback lol
If you and your friends play steel divison 2 again make a big tank convoy to destroy enemy tanks
What is the "College and mothers thing" about? Did I miss soemthing? ^^'
can we get more vic 3 vids?
Bo can just never get a Spain game huh
I just started playing hoi4 any tips?
This is hilarious 🤣😆
I love seeing german incompetence!
Wasn’t there a winter war where you killed almost all the finish divisions in the first few days as the soviets?
#Incompetenceaxisonceagain.