German Incompetence - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2023
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
"It was your fault! NO IT WAS YOUR FAULT"
Episode 275
Mods: TFB
Music:
Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
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This timeline starts off very strong with the Finns taking almost 3x their historical casualties under Swimothy the Retarded. The Axis leadership, particularly in Germany, was perfectly encapsulated by the big 3. Thirdly, College's failed attempts into Palestine, incredible, Fourthly, Cho King being an "afk" champ and not giving College Greece was hilarious. Lastly, thank you for content, Bo, I need more.
Those casulties aren't just wounded they are FATALITIES so Swimmy lost 8 TIMES THEIR HISTORIC AMOUNT OF DEAD SOLDIERS in just a few days
how the f did finland managed to get overrun like that?
@@tizi087 swimmy was on finland, thats how
@@bigphishey he only does well when they don't focus on him.
The games where everything falls apart right out of the gate are the best games if you ask me.
The last game when Swimmy and Golden rubbed their two braincells together and developed a strategy that actually won them the game was awesome
Holy shit they actually won?
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 Omg it's F.R.E.D.D 2986 from hoi4 day by day (Yes they sealioned and then capped the soviets)
link?
@@epicninja2378 last mappies on twitch
No one believed the deep tech, even Swimmy and Golden, but it was epic
"It was just light tanks" Germany said in order to cope
You know it says something when swimmy losing 200k in a month as Finland in the winter war, and he’s still not the biggest failure in this game
Swimmy, Ignoring Advice, and getting completely destroyed, name a more iconic trio.
Nice pfp.
"No."
-Swimmy
mental instability, social akwardness, and hearts of iron 4
I feel his next great strategy will be to play Switzerland. Ditch his army. Build economy. Join no side, feel proud. Then get invaded by Belgium. Because he had no army.
Dankus and the UK
Less then 20 seconds into the video and we already get to see a classic Swimmy moment.
#Swigma
He's usually pretty good as minor nations though...
@@Charlie1873 I think those swimmy moments should go in a different category
"I just zoomed out and looked at it"
-A broken man
For every game they come closer to perfectly reenacting the Axis leadership
Would never have happened if Steiner was in charge.
Mein Führer… Steiner…
@@Kuroi_Karasu Steiner didn't launch the counterattack...
@@Ronald98 It was an order! STEINER'S ATTACK WAS AN ORDER!" *begins ranting and slamming table few times*
@@Cynderfan35
You sure your order didn’t get lost in the mail?
@@lordadorable1140 "NEIN!"
we all remeber when the bulgarian ambassdor pretended to take a nap when italy demanded their territory
Swimmy: doesnt ask for air*
Also swimmy (drooling onto keyboard): WhY i HaVe YeLlOw AiR?!
Another phenomenal execution of the masterfully crafted script by Bokoen & company. Great vid, much love you quaint little Danish man.
RUclips asked me for feedback on this comment, solid 4/5.
@@Bigzthegreat thank you for the favorable review 🤝🏻 glad to uphold the standards.
There’s something admirable in the confidence of general swimmy. He reminds me of some of the world war 1 guys, who just had an idea in mind about how they were meant to fight and just kept doing that despite any evidence to the contrary. Every swimmy game is like “step 1: come
Up with master plan! Step 2: fail. Step 3: festung wherever.” Gotta love that even in the ice of Finland our glorious leader was still willing to hold The border at any cost.
I have a theory
Perhaps Supreme Leader Swimmy is secretly the best player here but purposely fails to make everyone else feel better
Whenever I look at how horrible a game can go for the axis when inexperienced/incompetent players play majors, I feel glad that I always stick to minor nations as I know I would suck equally if not worse than the German 3-some coop in this video.
No.
@@vlad8586 No what? Don't be obnoxious you weirdo
@@vlad8586u
the germany crew may have lacked in skill but they did make up for it is good vibes.
It wasn't all good vibes =(
Sad to hear 😢 @cheesestick
*angry Irish noises* had me crying lol
I secret wish of me is seeing the ZF clan and the Bokoen1 gang in a game against one another and seeing which group is more disfunctional.
The thing is that, ZF can be very good players in they put their mind on it, but theyre not,like their name "zero fuck"
So yes, zf will be more dysfunctional
@@ahnafoktafian Especially if they even bother bringing Cyanide in. That's just an instant loss right there
@@A_Dragovich cyanide + womble = gonna be one magnificent shithouse of incompetence that we all here yo witness
@@ahnafoktafian Cyanide - yes. Womble - not really. Womble has shown great competence at times, and with some of the games that he has streamed in the past - it's impossible to be incompetent in those games. So Womble could do good, given a bit of time to work out all the ins and outs of HOI4
As long as Dankus isn't invited, because he'll sweat all over it.
i love cho king and how low-key and positive he always is, even when sabotaging the game
Fantastic historical script today Bo. Love how you captured the Nazi High Command infighting
how you fuck that up with 3 coops 💀💀💀 500k casualties is crazy
Three heads of a snake tied up
Munk Moment =)
@@bigcheese993 So true Cheese stick
too many cooks in the kitchen, and none of them are reading the same recipe
@@DJSpike-ft9ywThats such a good saying. I am stealing it.
Sometimes the things I learn about BOBG lore, I regret learning.
If it’s the Thomas thing they’ve brought it up before i think 😭
@@taylor5065I've never heard about the Thomas thing what is it?
@@ThatRatBastard walking in on his mom
@@ThatRatBastardIt was in one of the older vids, 2022 or even 2023 this year, where College accidently said "that's not what mom thinks" after being insulted. He meant to say "your" in there as well, but supposedly his mic cut out.
I can’t wait to see the war thunder video titled “the missile knows where it is”
“Triple the pride, triple the fall.” - Count Doooku
They had it… they fucking had it, then fast forward two months and it’s April now the Soviets are at the gates of Berlin, the Allies are(somehow) in south Germany.
The Wolfenstein timeline happened but with an Allied victory
1:20 - Cheese sounds like Seinfeld here lmao "I know Kramer, the Norwegians have actually been fighting! I-I'm impressed!"
Bo has such big disappointed dad energy in the video, it’s insane. All of it is deserved, though.
7:21 It gets me everytime lol
Shoutout to the one time Braun called Bo mom
“That’s not what mom thought”, I remember 😂
sees title of video: oh boy its swimmy isnt it
10 seconds later: a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Give them 3 more they'll be good
"You threw all of France"
"How?"
"Yeah!"
That killed me 😂
7:21 killed me
That moment when irl axis coordenation was somehow better than this
@Bokoen1 just a heads up I've been binge watching some of your old vids and the video quality seemed much better, realized you used to upload 1080p 60fps and its actually just the 60fps that made it seem nicer. If you can record @ 60fps again that'd be sick the videos felt a lot smoother but I understand if your recording long games that eats up storage
I honestly didn't even realize. I've had Braun do the countryballs for me for like 10 hoi4 videos and he didn't know he had to select 60fps. Everything is recorded in 60fps, it was just the render settings.
@@Bokoen1 lol what are the odds. I literally only noticed because I was extremely baked,
I was watching an older video and randomly thought to myself damn this feels smooth 😂
>Gets home from work with food
>New Bokoen video uploaded 11 minuets ago
ahh, life is good
I can’t believe you didn’t call this episode something to the effect of “The Three Stooges”
Senor Steiner’s counter attack did not end so well.
2:31 can’t believe Bo broke tradition
It was Braun
You know it's a good day when Bokoen uploads!
You know its bad when he doesn't have to cut, just has one sequence of footage, showing raw incompetence, for minutes.
I don't know why he is surprised since the Norwegians did fight... from the mountains
I honestly expected bo to pull out qnother focus that immediately let's him make a separate peace and switch sides
ballin for stalin
Göring once again ate the Luftwaffe...
Is this again the: seduce Göring?
:D
Babe wake up new Bo HOI4 vid just dropped
I read Incompetence and there is no Swimmy. now that's a suprise
9:42 “Not this shit again” 😂😂😂 this is def a highlight😂😂😂
7:18 axis casually losing their minds and Spain watches.
Ye sometimes its great to just zoom out, pause and look like Bo did
Based Swimmy and Golden, a duo that is more helpful... for the other side that is.
Good good HOI4 quality content
Bokoen: why are they all pouring into me? Bc your the biggest threat my guy they know and you know it 😂😂
Another swigma moment in less than a minute
Today I won’t hold the border *clueless*
itd be neat to do a like battle royal of the best players controling a few major powers in europe then the rest of the gang all against them as the rest of the nations, sorta like an immediate endseig
oh yes more content
Lore of From Backwoods of Siberia to Great Power - EU4 1.34 Chukchi Momentum 100
Oh hey, this is the Dankus Raj game, neat
Man there sure are a lot of Dawi-Zharr in the media
You managed incredibly well the war in Spain 👍
2:47 Me eating dinner right now
HOW TF did the allies got to the heart of europe while not being able to even kill the axis minors, holy shit
When i saw the title i thought it was going to be a golden germany since the title was incopetent germany
still current france record holder with the new tree!
Why they have so many factories and so many building slots in provinces? And also some of that researches? Does that mod for multiplayer changes that much or is it about all dlcs?
They probably use a custom mod
A funny way to say that dankus steamrolled bo
So I just woke up and decided to watch some videos on youtube only to find out that Bokoen1 posted a video 7 hours ago (it's 6 12 am for me)^^.
3 Germanys? I want to say.... Swimmy, Braun, and.... Golden.
what mod are they playing? anybody knows? i remember boken introduced this pvp mod a year ago in a video but I'm too lazy to check every video.
Those were clearly 4 tanks lost, so sad
Sheesh not even a minute
In my country we go to dinner at 10 PM
3 coops is a bit ridiculous tbh
Hey, anyone know which episode is the one where Bo is playing the soviets, and the germans get nukes, and germany nukes Bo's modern tanks in moscow, i cant find it
can we get more vic 3 vids?
Don't worry Vichy will save you
Axis needs a comeback lol
Bo getting gangster on mappies. Swimmy is jealous
When the Three Stooges are left in charge of Germany
Bo can just never get a Spain game huh
So guess 3 heads are worse than 1 when it comes to mappis
Geez and I thought the maps in Vicky 2 where cursed.
The new TNO update
200K dead in Karelia for half the country
If you and your friends play steel divison 2 again make a big tank convoy to destroy enemy tanks
Wasn’t there a winter war where you killed almost all the finish divisions in the first few days as the soviets?
9 seconds after upload, damn.
nice
1:20 It's like 9th of April 1943 all over again :]
#Incompetenceaxisonceagain.
“German incompetence”
Golden Germany?
havent seen the video yet but im guessing Germany is either College, Swimmy or Golden
Funnily enough, you're completely wrong. It's Zeno, some guy I never heard of named Cheesesticks, and Munk. College is Italy, Swimmy is Finland and Golden isn't in the episode.
To be fair, Swimmy did do terribly
@@jonathand.t.5051 ye i was surprised when i saw that
Nice
So you saw the absolute fustercluck of poor communication, incompetence, and infighting in the Axis, and you decided "Yeah, this is the side I'll pick in the war"? You should have threatened to join the Allies unless they got their act together.
This is hilarious 🤣😆
I really was expecting Bo's to be playing Germany with the three coops, i hope its Swimmy if not...
2:50 Was that deliberate?
I wish I could play but it keeps crashing
Question: Why does spain just land invade gibraltar? Is there some penalty, or is it banned
Its impassable terrain in this mod, you literally cant invade it from land
Just like swinceball