@@redshirt5126 you do not know the master strategist goldenspatula, he intentionally plays bad in other games so when uses his brilliant strategies and tactics the opponents will be completely surprised and a flawless victory is established.
Bo: Calls his video Italian Game Impact Italiy's game impact: - Takes empty Africa - places Railway Gun on Romanian front - breaks riverline while everyone is dying - encirles three tank divisions snaking around in Finland Italy MVP
That second game was the game that Dankus popped off as Japan and the entire Axis just fell completely on its face. Bo never zoomed out to cover Japan owning literally like half the world.
You know what? When I saw Japan Bo getting overrun in the home islands... it reminded me of when Japan Greg was getting invaded in the Vic 2 "The easiest war ever" episode. Didn't notice they were dying until someone pointed it out, lol. Thank you Bo.
First half of this video is the revenge of College against Golden for the Fuhrer Bunker video. I'm so happy College grew his hair back. Also hero Bo taking it like a champ in Finland. You avenged College and his newly regrown hair, and Golden didn't win because you guys capped to the Allies. Beautiful
"... But the final breach of the River Line came too late. After Berlin fell to the Western Allies, and with their route home severed, the Italian Baltic Taskforce fell back to the north. Ultimately they managed to pull off yet another daring counter-offensive along the Finnish front before the final collapse of the Axis. Meanwhile, the Bulgarian garrison of Crete was planning a symbolic, if strategically futile, last stand on the heavily fortified island..." I love the cursed timelines this game can produce 😂
Bokoen1: "Wow, Australians have 1600 def infantry division!" Also Bokoen1: *has infantry div with 900 breakthrough* TFB is truly bullshit mod even compared to others.
Finland capturing a tank during winter war and sending it to germany is genius because you can counter soviet's previous tanks while haaving awesome larp
Only Bo could use rat tactics to keep his men alive until the Armistice went into effect, effectively saving tens of thousands of Italian soldiers from enslavement in the gulags.
I love how in April 1943 the axis have a firm grip over Europe, and then 3 short months later he zooms out to reveal they've lost 60% of the continent by July
Dude, when I read the intro, I literally paused the video, clasped my hands together, and said "Please, please, don't let this be Golden. You're making it so hard for me to be team Golden dude, just please don't be Golden" *I start Video* "FUCK"
Imagine living in the universe of this HOI4 game, learning about how when the when New Zealand invaded the Japanese mainland the Emperor refused to commit troops to the defense because he was convinced it was just allied propaganda.
Honestly feel golden rn my friend was backseating a chess game between me and a bud but he wasn't even doing shit right he kept saying the wrong shit and making it more confusing and complicated lmao
Bo: _Literally ZOOMS in on Japan whilst it's getting invaded, does nothing_
His allies: Uhm...
editor zooming in
also it's scripted by him
Blindkoen moment
@@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup He still zoomed in on Japan without the edited zoom
@@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup it's not
I cannot tell if Bo actually missed that invasion talking over half his country or if he ignored it out of some ulterior motive
its part of the script LMAO
Scriptkoen
He was doing a Greg reference.
The snake of Denmark never reveals his true intentions
@@melfice999 came here to say this
Gotta Love how bo deploys the Tanks, Zooms in on Japan and doesnt realize new Zealand is killing him
That was his editor zooming in
@@bayarsejar5831 doesnt make it less funny i would say
"THE BOB SEMPLES ARE IN TOKYO!" Every Kiwi in this universe
"i pretend i do not see it"
Golden getting mad when he hears "Just take Paris" is so good xD
I dont get why he gets mad tho, it feels super stupid
@@Rismannen Have you seen the video that originated from?
@@Rismannen you should see the ww1 mod vids, the delusional seething and malding coming from golden is truly delicious.
Who was in Paris? Not Golden, that's for sure.
@@Rismannen it's a remnant of extreme PTSD from a previous game. The name "Paris" alone causes him to squeal now.
Golden wins as Germany challenge: VERY HARD
Hell, is it even POSSIBLE?
@@redshirt5126 you do not know the master strategist goldenspatula, he intentionally plays bad in other games so when uses his brilliant strategies and tactics the opponents will be completely surprised and a flawless victory is established.
Bo: Calls his video Italian Game Impact
Italiy's game impact:
- Takes empty Africa
- places Railway Gun on Romanian front
- breaks riverline while everyone is dying
- encirles three tank divisions snaking around in Finland
Italy MVP
The snake of denmark strikes once again
Ratkoen. The Danish Snake.
It was 3 tanks
The Snake of Denmark strikes back
hey hey, he took.. Crete?
>Finland captures a tank and sends it to the Germans for inspection, I'm not gonna lie thats a pretty based move.
The great thing about HOI4 multiplayer is that as the game goes on, the probability of the Axis team recreating "Das war ein BEFEHL!" approaches 1.
Dankus, you're Swedish. You don't have to have an excuse like "my girlfriend's bra" you can just say it's yours.
dayum name suits with comment
@@driftozz2734 You know it baby
as a swede i am deeply offended that you excluded the other nordic countries
@@goranpersson7726 He has one dude there to target. Bo hasn't said anything like that yet
@@buddermonger2000 Bo literally put on a Girls und Panzer -cosplay and went to McDonalds with it on, on stream
That second game was the game that Dankus popped off as Japan and the entire Axis just fell completely on its face. Bo never zoomed out to cover Japan owning literally like half the world.
Snake of Denmark moment
„Italian game impact“
I can’t believe golden is the one bullying bo. How the tables have turned
He’s always been this way, not fun to watch
@@ocbwhyte1871 na it’s quite fun
@@butteredpooper7750 Nawh, he's genuinely annoying
@@butteredpooper7750 man children are cringe
@@Lutavian na
Stalin: there will be no peace
Eisenhower: I'm going to ruin this man's evening
Ike based
Ahhh yes, another Golden Germany, surely nothing can go wrong!
Insert. Are you shure about that
Bo losing all his fleet as japan, a certified "snake of Denmark" moment
And here we have a demonstration of reverse psychology wherein Golden screaming not to backseat encourages others to backseat
You know what? When I saw Japan Bo getting overrun in the home islands... it reminded me of when Japan Greg was getting invaded in the Vic 2 "The easiest war ever" episode. Didn't notice they were dying until someone pointed it out, lol. Thank you Bo.
That carbon monoxide comment was savage, though.
Obviously this comment was made by the Swimmy "where are the children" Swaggaming bot farm. 😂 Try being a little more subtle next time.
Germany: *loosing tanks*
Everyone: “alright you should do-“
Golden: “STOP BACKSEAT DRIVING”
Deadass as I sit down with my food this notification pops up
Ultimate W
First half of this video is the revenge of College against Golden for the Fuhrer Bunker video. I'm so happy College grew his hair back.
Also hero Bo taking it like a champ in Finland. You avenged College and his newly regrown hair, and Golden didn't win because you guys capped to the Allies.
Beautiful
I wonder when Bo is finally gonna write a script when Golden has a decent game as Germany lmao
"I just killed 3 Brazilians! Holy shit! Bussin!" - Bokoen1
Friendliest danish person
10:31 golden being denied of his dopamine again just like the nukes and killing us navy ep
That Golden Germany game was soo good. Especially the hour long discussion after it ended XD
Like to imagine the Italian ambassador goes to the fuhrerbunker with Mussolini's letter for it to just say "Fuhrer it is July 1941."
5:02 bro ISP came in clutch
0:20 when I got flash back to a certain german fucking up as Japan because of 100 stratbombers lmao
Italian impact on the war? Hah, when Göring flies!
Hearing Golden insulting Boe for his low game impact is just pure hypocrisy
I mean, he does edit his failings out of videos
He is the snake of denmark after all
@@alphanoodle1877 I thought he was a rat? XD
@@magmat0585 the Rat snake of Denmark.
@@magmat0585 Bo is very talented, he can be both a snake and a rat.
Tbf, that was before France, and Golden did admit his game impact was slim to none.
Swimmy is hilarious as fuck man
Bo encircled the Soviet army at the same lake he got encircled at the last time.
"... But the final breach of the River Line came too late. After Berlin fell to the Western Allies, and with their route home severed, the Italian Baltic Taskforce fell back to the north. Ultimately they managed to pull off yet another daring counter-offensive along the Finnish front before the final collapse of the Axis.
Meanwhile, the Bulgarian garrison of Crete was planning a symbolic, if strategically futile, last stand on the heavily fortified island..."
I love the cursed timelines this game can produce 😂
Bokoen1: "Wow, Australians have 1600 def infantry division!"
Also Bokoen1: *has infantry div with 900 breakthrough*
TFB is truly bullshit mod even compared to others.
Name a better duo, Golden and accidentally throwing the most embarrassing ways possible
Golden constantly teams up with flojoe but also seems to hate his guts lol
Dankus in a bra is something I don't want to see ever in my life
As soon as I know that Golden and Swimmy are on the same team i know which way the game is going to go
It's so rich to hear Golden of all people complain about "backseating".
All this time, and golden STILL can’t take paris
The year is 1500:
Bo: Pawn to C5
Braun: OH MY GOD YOUR THROWING
10:26 When the denial of the italian Sue for Peace is denied itself
Finland capturing a tank during winter war and sending it to germany is genius because you can counter soviet's previous tanks while haaving awesome larp
Golden kicking people because he is fucking things up is the biggest chump move ive seen, and college is in most videos
A Golden Germany and a Swimmy Italy, this is going to be good.
What the actual fuck was golden doing in france? Just driving to ports with his tanks and sleeping?
Only Bo could use rat tactics to keep his men alive until the Armistice went into effect, effectively saving tens of thousands of Italian soldiers from enslavement in the gulags.
I love how go is physically incapable of showing himself losing
ISP is the real homie backseating so Bo didnt die as Japan
I love how in April 1943 the axis have a firm grip over Europe, and then 3 short months later he zooms out to reveal they've lost 60% of the continent by July
Talking shit only to get shwacked back 10 times as hard and be 10 times as salty about it?
Gotta be a Golden Germany.
I like how the game footage switches to like 480p halfway through
>Be Japan
>invaded by New Zealand
>clueless
>Tokyo falls
“Oh, are we being invaded guys?”
I like how the Nazi symbol is censored for only the first 30 seconds and then is swapped out for the normal one 0:26
Last time I was this early he hadn't started hoi4 mp in a nutshell.
I figured it out! Golden has master shake energy, like they’re the same person.
The Snake of Denmark showing his near defeat. Is he turning a new leaf?
6:40 wtf, did Dankus outdo Bo's Girls und Panzer outfit?
implying Bo wasn't wearing bra as well.
5:03 1000 times funnier that this is ISP telling you
Golden lost! He can't take Paris!
Golden can't take Paris.
"Because he's next to a naval base and I'm not, so my carriers just don't work!"
-Chūichi Nagumo, Midway, 1942
9:10 Bokoen1: No Way Home
The Italians charging into battle to save Finland like Stannis did north of the Wall
I love how Golden so unintentionally seems to throw games that he is must actually intend to.
Golden plans Barbs so late he's planning one at this moment irl
No meme comment this time.
Just here to wish Bo a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
6:45
And thus…Traps were invented…
Dude, when I read the intro, I literally paused the video, clasped my hands together, and said "Please, please, don't let this be Golden. You're making it so hard for me to be team Golden dude, just please don't be Golden"
*I start Video* "FUCK"
Imagine living in the universe of this HOI4 game, learning about how when the when New Zealand invaded the Japanese mainland the Emperor refused to commit troops to the defense because he was convinced it was just allied propaganda.
0:26 is there a reason bo changed the country ball to the mean spicy one. Or did someone just mess up 😜
In first 25 seconds of the video the haukenkreuz is cencored(because Susan), after that it's there with all its beuty. Radiating peace and frendship.
By pure coincidence Italy has impact ONLY where Bo has a role in it somehow.
Most effective Golden Germany
"this is July 1941"
Refuses to eloberate
Ahem, GOLDEN CANT TAKE PARIS, GOLDEN L, GOLDEN CANT TAKE PAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!
First and I gotta say I love these videos Bo! Keep up the good work and have a good holiday
Two Axis losses in one video? Today must be Christmas
Im pretty sure dankus absolutely dunked on everyone that game as solo japan and axis still lose lol
Another W for the snake of denmark
2:08 Did he actually kick Bulgaria?
Most likely
Finland’s larp is the real MVP here
This video makes everyone ask why exactly is Golden no longer Major-banned?
Golden needs to think critically.
I can understand that Golden is playing Germany just from the script at the start of the video xD.
I knew from the description at the start Golden would be Germany
Honestly feel golden rn my friend was backseating a chess game between me and a bud but he wasn't even doing shit right he kept saying the wrong shit and making it more confusing and complicated lmao
Although they just said take paris, that is not even backseating
@@Rismannen Eh wasnt paying attention
Bo pulled a greg there where he just afked as the allies naval invaded mainland japan
Great video!
Such a nice video, this mod is also so nice!! Is this a private mod only Bo and his friends use?
Lore of Italian Game Impact momentum 100
Golden STILL can’t take Paris.
Love your content
My favourite map gamers back at it
Every Golden moment is golden
Video was bussin.
Germany and Japan being incompetent. Well. I've seen this script enough times to know Golden and/or Swimmy are involved.
Femboy Dankus Arc, Let's go?
Golden screaming is hilarious 😂
Every Great video always starts with yelling
things went wrong the moment it read "Germany got incircled in france"
Bo is there any chance you can make your videos longer just such good content but not enough of it