The Worst Axis and Allies 101 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 26 июл 2022
  • Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
    (Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
    Honestly had to combine these two. Italy and Japan dying together and the Allies failing on D-Day was too good.
    Episode 255
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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Год назад +1373

    2 weeks without hoi4 and we're back!

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 Год назад +2236

    Whenever Bo sings the Avengers theme it’s almost always followed by immediate catastrophe

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason Год назад +604

    When the USA un-ironically asks Mexico for infantry equipment, that’s when you know shits bad.

  • @cookiecraze1310
    @cookiecraze1310 Год назад +2111

    'No ones incompetent if everyones incompetent.' - College, Swimmy, Braun and Golden (I assume from previous videos)

    • @pspublic13
      @pspublic13 Год назад +36

      The four horsemen of lulz.

    • @Otterdisappointment
      @Otterdisappointment Год назад +12

      Pre NATO Italy moment

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 Год назад +21

      Literally, Swimmy and Golden have redeemed themselves in the past couple months.

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 Год назад

      More like from previous experience

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 Год назад +4

      @@steffanyschwartz7801 Nah golden still think himself as the best HOI player of all time while losing in the first years every time

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Год назад +914

    Japan: *Loses It's Navy in the first battle.*
    The rest of tbe Axis: "Oh look what you've done to my bloody shed, man!".

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell Год назад +654

    Golden could be in charge of just defending Gibraltar and would somehow lose it to Manchuria.

  • @pixelatedpotato5749
    @pixelatedpotato5749 Год назад +453

    Peefs wheesing laugh never gets old

    • @thereclaimer2945
      @thereclaimer2945 Год назад +3

      Literally thought the same. Everytime he laughs I can’t help but laugh too.

  • @willfischer4604
    @willfischer4604 Год назад +408

    Someone should tell the USA that mass assault doctrine doesn’t apply to convoys

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez Год назад +19

      Worked on Japans navy it seems

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects Год назад +507

    I actually noticed the reason Bo lost his navy in that battle! The US had:
    1. Nearly DOUBLE Bo's AA Attack (98.2 to 50.3)
    2. 10k Torpedo Attack to Bo's 7k
    And, most crucially
    3. They had more ships than Bo, meaning they could lose more ships and still be able to sink some of Bo's, which meant they could outlast him in a battle of attrition
    They also had 1k sub attack to bo's 300 but that doesn't matter since there were no subs

    • @gpjedy7379
      @gpjedy7379 Год назад +83

      Yeah also for some reason bo didnt include raj taking south korea and south sakhalin for some reason, I wonder why

    • @garlicxlr
      @garlicxlr Год назад +95

      Get your facts straight. US was just more *Gangsta* than Bo.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Год назад +179

      @@gpjedy7379 And I also didn't include us taking back South Korea killing 100k Indians. I wonder why

    • @Liam_Daly
      @Liam_Daly Год назад +5

      @@Bokoen1 how can I join these games?

    • @endaburns2121
      @endaburns2121 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@Liam_Daly Post your credit card details

  • @bigcheese993
    @bigcheese993 Год назад +783

    I am Thankful for Bo for giving me my first lines in a script "Stop Schizoing" also I'm pretty sure Golden took more loses on Italy in his first months of War than my scuffed China did. I am a more caring leader.

    • @grandmapepe8331
      @grandmapepe8331 Год назад +60

      Big cheese you are the MOST caring leader.

    • @DerpyMackerel
      @DerpyMackerel Год назад +40

      so true big cheese. your china saved so many Chinese people

    • @carsonapplebaum2266
      @carsonapplebaum2266 Год назад +2

      Yeah! Mental health gaslighting is the FUNNIEST

    • @why-km6lo
      @why-km6lo Год назад +8

      @@carsonapplebaum2266 calm down man

    • @baianomgtow9841
      @baianomgtow9841 Год назад

      @@carsonapplebaum2266 hape schizos

  • @sebastianjoseph9628
    @sebastianjoseph9628 Год назад +139

    Who else noticed at 9:34 and 9:37 how quickly Canada’s attitude changed

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 Год назад +28

      I loved how he went from calm to "SHIT'S FUCKED YO" in like 3 seconds.

    • @taylorphillips7030
      @taylorphillips7030 Год назад +11

      I certainly did. Funniest moment in the video imo

  • @jackvosnich2767
    @jackvosnich2767 Год назад +195

    We're hitting levels of utter stupidity that weren't thought possible

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 Год назад +58

    Peef sounds like he dies when he laughs.

  • @hanneslundin346
    @hanneslundin346 Год назад +161

    A third of the Japan stream was Bo and Braun talking about the Aloha Bar, which was probably the funniest part lol

  • @cele8464
    @cele8464 Год назад +68

    Peef started dying when the history boys hat was mentioned as if it hit him personally

  • @suspecm6316
    @suspecm6316 Год назад +52

    The classic "warm myself by pissing myself" analogy. Never gets old.

    • @alysajones7643
      @alysajones7643 Год назад

      Bo knows, he is a piss bomb master after all.

  • @patriotic_canadian
    @patriotic_canadian Год назад +46

    I love the fact that Swimmy was playing on both sides during the 2nd game but he still managed to lose

  • @Ponter
    @Ponter Год назад +26

    "Dday is encircled! No it's not! Some of it is! We're fucked!"

  • @redacted7230
    @redacted7230 Год назад +22

    “We have la rochelle its fine”
    *10 Seconds Later*
    *“ITS FUCKED!”*

  • @DarthMunchkin
    @DarthMunchkin Год назад +313

    I hope Bo you see this and had a wonderful Birthday. You are my favorite streamer and RUclipsr. When I watch the streams, I feel like I’m one of y’all and laughing and yelling at Golden or Swimmy with you guys. Keep up the great work and keep being yourself. Happy Birthday from Arizona in the USA!!! May the Force Be With You, Bo!

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. Год назад +3

      ARIZONA REP 😤🤘

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 Год назад +16

      Parasocial relationships in a nutshell

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 Год назад +52

    Oscar level Italy roleplay. Truly inspired.

  • @RJKilroy
    @RJKilroy Год назад +39

    Imagine the history books recounting such a wacky end to WW2

  • @xanpenguin754
    @xanpenguin754 Год назад +10

    You know what’s funny about the US building convoys because he thought Floojoe was gonna sub spam. Floojoe didn’t even do that. I asked him if he wanted me to do anything with the navy and he just ignored me. Really epic mental domination

  • @lexguttman
    @lexguttman Год назад +76

    Allies AND Axis? I can hear Bo's braincells dying from here.

    • @lexguttman
      @lexguttman Год назад

      Check back and it's right on 69 likes?
      #nice

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 Год назад +30

    Golden joining the War:
    Some of you may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 Год назад +1

      “All of you will die, and that is a price I am willing to make”
      “That is a price we cannot afford!” - the rest of the axis

  • @based6819
    @based6819 Год назад +6

    3:53 No way thug hunter made it to Bokoen's channel

  • @kevinsworldK.w69
    @kevinsworldK.w69 Год назад +43

    LMFAO, ITALY GETTING LEND LEASED FROM ALBANIA
    That is next level embarssing, even for Golden. Why was Albania not annexed in the first place though?

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 Год назад +2

      You let the ia build stuff then you annex it

  • @smorgasbored2265
    @smorgasbored2265 Год назад +355

    Golden: "They're getting raided don't worry"
    Also Golden: loses the port and throws the africa campaign
    Golden Lost

  • @jasrajdhillon2658
    @jasrajdhillon2658 Год назад +2

    I love Canada being all “it’s fine guys, we have La Rochelle” to the jump-scare at 9:36 😂

  • @ohZeroOne
    @ohZeroOne Год назад +35

    *Looks at beginning message*
    Oh, that doesn't seem good, could be a new player on Italy then
    *Golden on Italy*
    Yeah, nevermind

  • @jamestaylor3623
    @jamestaylor3623 Год назад +20

    By the title, I thought this was the stream from a couple days ago where Bo played Italy and... it was indescribable

    • @rthomas566
      @rthomas566 Год назад +7

      That game was based, so many plot twists in the script.

    • @lukestover2207
      @lukestover2207 Год назад +1

      Care to explain? You have peaked my interest.

    • @jamestaylor3623
      @jamestaylor3623 Год назад +8

      @@lukestover2207 The vod is on his Twitch channel but a big highlight is when Japan had to send troops to France to fight D-Day

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 Год назад +14

    Peef's laugh is an absolute treasure

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 Год назад +9

    Peef doesn’t laugh, he just wheezes vigorously

  • @mcmxcv-3261
    @mcmxcv-3261 Год назад +8

    peefs weezing laugh has me dying every time man holy shit

  • @nickpalumbo8046
    @nickpalumbo8046 Год назад +21

    Just to compare in real life italy lost about 500k civilians and military personnel in the entirety of ww2 and golden lost over 1mill in a few months. Golden never ceases to amaze me.

  • @deathstriker8754
    @deathstriker8754 Год назад

    Love ur videos keep up the fantastic work

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Год назад +8

    Golden's MO returns!
    1. Say you can handle something
    2. Screw it up in such a fundamental way that it destroys your entire team
    3. Refuse to admit it was your fault

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Год назад +4

    Bo: How bad could it possibly be?
    Golden: Yes.

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r Год назад +2

    Italy getting lend lease from Albania. What in the fuck. Golden. *How*?

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 Год назад +14

    Swimmy: "I'm gonna give you the dub"
    Swimmy doesn't know subs are better 90% of the time

  • @goodname67
    @goodname67 Год назад +8

    It's not being incompetent, it's called levelling the playing field.

  • @monchyd6519
    @monchyd6519 Год назад

    I love your videos, they get even better when I just watched dankus

  • @kingofflamingos4344
    @kingofflamingos4344 Год назад +5

    3:55 .....I would say this is "sus", but then I remember this fembokoen so nothing out of the usual here

  • @SapoWeonN300
    @SapoWeonN300 Год назад +3

    9:26
    Bo and the India Player chilling against the Japanese meanwhile everyone in D-Day are basically a recreation of the British-American Invasion of the Soviet Union (The Intervention of 1910's, the one of the Polar Bears, specifically)

  • @jerrythecat811
    @jerrythecat811 Год назад

    Great content keep it up😂

  • @jaggelion4301
    @jaggelion4301 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Dying like flies" made me do a looney tunes spit take

  • @heathellis1771
    @heathellis1771 Год назад +7

    Peer’s laugh gets me every time😂

  • @tiredidealist
    @tiredidealist Год назад +1

    That first minute or so was way more hilarious than it had any right being

  • @Oliver-ld3ei
    @Oliver-ld3ei Год назад +3

    That first game was one of the most entertaining hoi4 games in a while.

  • @pUREsTORM9267
    @pUREsTORM9267 Год назад +1

    Less than a minute in and Peef is already wheezing? This is going to be a good one.

  • @andrejilic8106
    @andrejilic8106 Год назад +5

    Please do a video on the stream where golden carried the entire axis as japan pushing out dday twice. It was so chaotic and i loved it. It would be a really good video

  • @leiferickson1494
    @leiferickson1494 Год назад +1

    4:35 “Arabic chanting” has got to be one of my favorites

  • @bigjtexas2309
    @bigjtexas2309 Год назад +2

    Be Golden, tell others to think critically, never take Paris, loose games you should have won, still have an amazing attitude going in to another game and wanting to try something new.
    God, Golden might be a special boy, but he’s one of my favorite characters of the HOI4 Bo saga.

  • @rileyperantoni6084
    @rileyperantoni6084 Год назад +2

    “We have La Rochelle it’s fine.”
    2 seconds later
    “IT’S FUCKED!!!”

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark Год назад

    The greatest crossover in the entire Bokoen1 cinematic universe

  • @blackskullknight9062
    @blackskullknight9062 Год назад +4

    When you See Both Side as the worst then this will be a fun episode

  • @deluxehipster8714
    @deluxehipster8714 Год назад +1

    The amount of wheezing in this video made me wheeze as well.

  • @DerpyMackerel
    @DerpyMackerel Год назад +6

    I honestly thought we were gonna lose that first game…

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine Год назад +3

    Peef’s laugh gives me infinite life

  • @wetplant1748
    @wetplant1748 Год назад

    Swimmy after guaranteeing Greece: "Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening"

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 Год назад +1

    3:53
    It ain't gay being gangster with your homies

  • @OmniRubiks
    @OmniRubiks Год назад +2

    As early as I can be, time to kick back and enjoy a new bo video

  • @lulkak2664
    @lulkak2664 10 месяцев назад

    0:45 wheezing Peef is giving me life

  • @fryzeec9054
    @fryzeec9054 Год назад +1

    In all my years of youtube this is the first video i've had not appear in my sub box, don't worry bell is on now :)

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess Год назад

    Classic Bo . Spends entire game building navy. Dies.

  • @TheSDB13
    @TheSDB13 Год назад

    Hungary was really approaching a Risitas laugh there XD

  • @angrysanta8458
    @angrysanta8458 Год назад +2

    "I can get gansta on his diii..............ck" add it to the list lmaooo

  • @spooder6835
    @spooder6835 Год назад

    It's not just a clown car anymore, it's the entire goddamn circus

  • @entinieentinie9378
    @entinieentinie9378 Год назад +1

    Steve's sassy pose can cure cancer

  • @Allum747
    @Allum747 Год назад +2

    Whenever I hear Peef I know it's going to be a great video.

  • @Ninjanate898
    @Ninjanate898 Год назад

    wait, now its not just the Axis or the Allies, its both? This is a "get the popcorn" moment

  • @viralxcorner2090
    @viralxcorner2090 Год назад

    Epic Bokoen Vid

  • @rexblade504
    @rexblade504 8 месяцев назад

    I knew Golden would be Italy from the text at the beginning

  • @cyclo0193
    @cyclo0193 Год назад

    ilove the genkar cut
    „its fine, dday is fine“
    cut
    „ITS F***ED!!!“

  • @atypicalpinetree4212
    @atypicalpinetree4212 Год назад

    Happy birthday bokon

  • @sciencer9830
    @sciencer9830 Год назад

    Peefs laugh sounds like a leak in a high pressure gas pipe

  • @quinnkiefer5318
    @quinnkiefer5318 Год назад

    that last bit in France hurt my head

  • @hejbuy
    @hejbuy Год назад +2

    how many The Worst Axis and Allies 101 is their going to be

  • @simpleton886
    @simpleton886 Год назад

    Happy birthday Bo!

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 Год назад

    That meme Dankus posted is starting to make a lot more sense.

  • @fireflowers5105
    @fireflowers5105 Год назад +1

    I knew the moment I saw a golden and swimmy in Europe and Bo somewhere else it was jover.

  • @nilloc93
    @nilloc93 Год назад +1

    9:43 now thats the OBG I remember

  • @NetoKruzer
    @NetoKruzer Год назад +1

    I'm loosing brain cells the more i watch this...

  • @marshall8782
    @marshall8782 Год назад +1

    who's that Hungary player. his laugh is something else and I need it in my life

  • @Vuosta
    @Vuosta Год назад

    Peef's wheeze laugh cured my cancer

  • @knockrotter9372
    @knockrotter9372 Год назад

    peefs pig squeal is so infectious

  • @xeraphyx7903
    @xeraphyx7903 Год назад

    That final frontline almost made me vomit.

  • @DarkCristi3
    @DarkCristi3 Год назад

    Mentally dominating each other

  • @hambelperhurger5049
    @hambelperhurger5049 Год назад

    Oh boy time to watch the clownkoen club eat bricks.. in all seriousness love yall and hope you had a good birthday bo

  • @lachedspoon7899
    @lachedspoon7899 Год назад

    The more hoi you guys play the worse you get

  • @burney7998
    @burney7998 Год назад

    Happy birthday Goblin!

  • @PeterTremor
    @PeterTremor Год назад +1

    I saw the intro that said that Italy would lose and I just waited for Golden's voice

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 Год назад

    This video helps stoke my parasocial relationship with Bo

  • @Nogoodusernamehere
    @Nogoodusernamehere Год назад

    Golden is one special guy.

  • @hornet370
    @hornet370 Год назад +2

    ah i was always curious what would happen when both sides are bad

  • @ianbrudnakvoss3126
    @ianbrudnakvoss3126 Год назад

    I 100% thought this man was talking about the board game

  • @fraginatrix
    @fraginatrix Год назад

    You know its gonna be a good video when half of it is just people -W H E E Z I N G-

  • @jonweeks2060
    @jonweeks2060 Год назад

    Reading the title I assumed bo would be the US player bragging about his naval win early in the video

  • @nolianpazac8440
    @nolianpazac8440 Год назад +2

    What is the exact name of the mod they are playing? can it be used for single player or does it mess up the AI ? I searched for " TFB" but there are multiple , i dont know which to choose. Thank you in advance

  • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
    @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Год назад +2

    Awwwww! Bo hit puberty while he was away!❤
    Congratulations Bo!!!❤❤