The Worst Axis and Allies 101 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  2 года назад +1400

    2 weeks without hoi4 and we're back!

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 2 года назад +2343

    Whenever Bo sings the Avengers theme it’s almost always followed by immediate catastrophe

  • @cookiecraze1310
    @cookiecraze1310 2 года назад +2171

    'No ones incompetent if everyones incompetent.' - College, Swimmy, Braun and Golden (I assume from previous videos)

    • @pspublic13
      @pspublic13 2 года назад +36

      The four horsemen of lulz.

    • @Otterdisappointment
      @Otterdisappointment 2 года назад +12

      Pre NATO Italy moment

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 года назад +20

      Literally, Swimmy and Golden have redeemed themselves in the past couple months.

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 2 года назад

      More like from previous experience

    • @theortheo2401
      @theortheo2401 2 года назад +5

      @@steffanyschwartz7801 Nah golden still think himself as the best HOI player of all time while losing in the first years every time

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason 2 года назад +643

    When the USA un-ironically asks Mexico for infantry equipment, that’s when you know shits bad.

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 2 года назад +935

    Japan: *Loses It's Navy in the first battle.*
    The rest of tbe Axis: "Oh look what you've done to my bloody shed, man!".

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 2 года назад +672

    Golden could be in charge of just defending Gibraltar and would somehow lose it to Manchuria.

  • @pixelatedpotato5749
    @pixelatedpotato5749 2 года назад +477

    Peefs wheesing laugh never gets old

    • @thereclaimer2945
      @thereclaimer2945 Год назад +3

      Literally thought the same. Everytime he laughs I can’t help but laugh too.

  • @willfischer4604
    @willfischer4604 2 года назад +436

    Someone should tell the USA that mass assault doctrine doesn’t apply to convoys

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 2 года назад +21

      Worked on Japans navy it seems

  • @sebastianjoseph9628
    @sebastianjoseph9628 2 года назад +149

    Who else noticed at 9:34 and 9:37 how quickly Canada’s attitude changed

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 2 года назад +29

      I loved how he went from calm to "SHIT'S FUCKED YO" in like 3 seconds.

    • @taylorphillips7030
      @taylorphillips7030 2 года назад +11

      I certainly did. Funniest moment in the video imo

  • @bigcheese993
    @bigcheese993 2 года назад +801

    I am Thankful for Bo for giving me my first lines in a script "Stop Schizoing" also I'm pretty sure Golden took more loses on Italy in his first months of War than my scuffed China did. I am a more caring leader.

    • @grandmapepe8331
      @grandmapepe8331 2 года назад +58

      Big cheese you are the MOST caring leader.

    • @DerpyMackerel
      @DerpyMackerel 2 года назад +38

      so true big cheese. your china saved so many Chinese people

    • @carsonapplebaum2266
      @carsonapplebaum2266 2 года назад +2

      Yeah! Mental health gaslighting is the FUNNIEST

    • @why-km6lo
      @why-km6lo 2 года назад +7

      @@carsonapplebaum2266 calm down man

    • @baianomgtow9841
      @baianomgtow9841 2 года назад

      @@carsonapplebaum2266 hape schizos

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects 2 года назад +524

    I actually noticed the reason Bo lost his navy in that battle! The US had:
    1. Nearly DOUBLE Bo's AA Attack (98.2 to 50.3)
    2. 10k Torpedo Attack to Bo's 7k
    And, most crucially
    3. They had more ships than Bo, meaning they could lose more ships and still be able to sink some of Bo's, which meant they could outlast him in a battle of attrition
    They also had 1k sub attack to bo's 300 but that doesn't matter since there were no subs

    • @gpjedy7379
      @gpjedy7379 2 года назад +85

      Yeah also for some reason bo didnt include raj taking south korea and south sakhalin for some reason, I wonder why

    • @garlicxlr
      @garlicxlr 2 года назад +98

      Get your facts straight. US was just more *Gangsta* than Bo.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 года назад +183

      @@gpjedy7379 And I also didn't include us taking back South Korea killing 100k Indians. I wonder why

    • @Liam_Daly
      @Liam_Daly 2 года назад +5

      @@Bokoen1 how can I join these games?

    • @iamthekingof1omillionsunsets
      @iamthekingof1omillionsunsets Год назад +16

      @@Liam_Daly Post your credit card details

  • @hanneslundin346
    @hanneslundin346 2 года назад +173

    A third of the Japan stream was Bo and Braun talking about the Aloha Bar, which was probably the funniest part lol

  • @jackvosnich2767
    @jackvosnich2767 2 года назад +196

    We're hitting levels of utter stupidity that weren't thought possible

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 2 года назад +66

    Peef sounds like he dies when he laughs.

  • @suspecm6316
    @suspecm6316 2 года назад +52

    The classic "warm myself by pissing myself" analogy. Never gets old.

    • @alysajones7643
      @alysajones7643 2 года назад

      Bo knows, he is a piss bomb master after all.

  • @cele8464
    @cele8464 2 года назад +74

    Peef started dying when the history boys hat was mentioned as if it hit him personally

  • @Ponter
    @Ponter 2 года назад +30

    "Dday is encircled! No it's not! Some of it is! We're fucked!"

  • @redacted7230
    @redacted7230 2 года назад +24

    “We have la rochelle its fine”
    *10 Seconds Later*
    *“ITS FUCKED!”*

  • @smorgasbored2265
    @smorgasbored2265 2 года назад +353

    Golden: "They're getting raided don't worry"
    Also Golden: loses the port and throws the africa campaign
    Golden Lost

  • @patriotic_canadian
    @patriotic_canadian 2 года назад +47

    I love the fact that Swimmy was playing on both sides during the 2nd game but he still managed to lose

  • @RealGeorgeLucas
    @RealGeorgeLucas 2 года назад +312

    I hope Bo you see this and had a wonderful Birthday. You are my favorite streamer and RUclipsr. When I watch the streams, I feel like I’m one of y’all and laughing and yelling at Golden or Swimmy with you guys. Keep up the great work and keep being yourself. Happy Birthday from Arizona in the USA!!! May the Force Be With You, Bo!

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. 2 года назад +3

      ARIZONA REP 😤🤘

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 2 года назад +16

      Parasocial relationships in a nutshell

  • @xanpenguin754
    @xanpenguin754 2 года назад +12

    You know what’s funny about the US building convoys because he thought Floojoe was gonna sub spam. Floojoe didn’t even do that. I asked him if he wanted me to do anything with the navy and he just ignored me. Really epic mental domination

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 2 года назад +52

    Oscar level Italy roleplay. Truly inspired.

  • @lexguttman
    @lexguttman 2 года назад +77

    Allies AND Axis? I can hear Bo's braincells dying from here.

    • @lexguttman
      @lexguttman 2 года назад

      Check back and it's right on 69 likes?
      #nice

  • @RJKilroy
    @RJKilroy 2 года назад +38

    Imagine the history books recounting such a wacky end to WW2

    • @martonstrenner1937
      @martonstrenner1937 2 года назад +6

      Id ask wich game you meant, but it works with both

  • @jasrajdhillon2658
    @jasrajdhillon2658 Год назад +2

    I love Canada being all “it’s fine guys, we have La Rochelle” to the jump-scare at 9:36 😂

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 2 года назад +31

    Golden joining the War:
    Some of you may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 2 года назад +1

      “All of you will die, and that is a price I am willing to make”
      “That is a price we cannot afford!” - the rest of the axis

  • @kevinsworldK.w69
    @kevinsworldK.w69 2 года назад +44

    LMFAO, ITALY GETTING LEND LEASED FROM ALBANIA
    That is next level embarssing, even for Golden. Why was Albania not annexed in the first place though?

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 2 года назад +2

      You let the ia build stuff then you annex it

  • @jamestaylor3623
    @jamestaylor3623 2 года назад +21

    By the title, I thought this was the stream from a couple days ago where Bo played Italy and... it was indescribable

    • @rthomas566
      @rthomas566 2 года назад +7

      That game was based, so many plot twists in the script.

    • @lukestover2207
      @lukestover2207 2 года назад +1

      Care to explain? You have peaked my interest.

    • @jamestaylor3623
      @jamestaylor3623 2 года назад +8

      @@lukestover2207 The vod is on his Twitch channel but a big highlight is when Japan had to send troops to France to fight D-Day

  • @SapoWeonN300
    @SapoWeonN300 2 года назад +3

    9:26
    Bo and the India Player chilling against the Japanese meanwhile everyone in D-Day are basically a recreation of the British-American Invasion of the Soviet Union (The Intervention of 1910's, the one of the Polar Bears, specifically)

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 2 года назад +8

    Golden's MO returns!
    1. Say you can handle something
    2. Screw it up in such a fundamental way that it destroys your entire team
    3. Refuse to admit it was your fault

  • @ohZeroOne
    @ohZeroOne 2 года назад +35

    *Looks at beginning message*
    Oh, that doesn't seem good, could be a new player on Italy then
    *Golden on Italy*
    Yeah, nevermind

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 2 года назад +13

    Peef's laugh is an absolute treasure

  • @based6819
    @based6819 2 года назад +7

    3:53 No way thug hunter made it to Bokoen's channel

  • @mcmxcv-3261
    @mcmxcv-3261 2 года назад +8

    peefs weezing laugh has me dying every time man holy shit

  • @nickpalumbo8046
    @nickpalumbo8046 2 года назад +20

    Just to compare in real life italy lost about 500k civilians and military personnel in the entirety of ww2 and golden lost over 1mill in a few months. Golden never ceases to amaze me.

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 2 года назад +9

    Peef doesn’t laugh, he just wheezes vigorously

  • @leiferickson1494
    @leiferickson1494 2 года назад +2

    4:35 “Arabic chanting” has got to be one of my favorites

    • @flipogreen
      @flipogreen 2 месяца назад

      bro was reciting for hoi4 💀

  • @bigjtexas2309
    @bigjtexas2309 2 года назад +2

    Be Golden, tell others to think critically, never take Paris, loose games you should have won, still have an amazing attitude going in to another game and wanting to try something new.
    God, Golden might be a special boy, but he’s one of my favorite characters of the HOI4 Bo saga.

  • @goodname67
    @goodname67 2 года назад +8

    It's not being incompetent, it's called levelling the playing field.

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 2 года назад +14

    Swimmy: "I'm gonna give you the dub"
    Swimmy doesn't know subs are better 90% of the time

  • @kingofflamingos4344
    @kingofflamingos4344 2 года назад +5

    3:55 .....I would say this is "sus", but then I remember this fembokoen so nothing out of the usual here

  • @rileyperantoni6084
    @rileyperantoni6084 2 года назад +2

    “We have La Rochelle it’s fine.”
    2 seconds later
    “IT’S FUCKED!!!”

  • @megacup3977
    @megacup3977 2 месяца назад +1

    4:04 not juding but whos teh guy laughing like hes just smoked 29 packs of ciggies

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 2 года назад +1

    3:53
    It ain't gay being gangster with your homies

  • @Oliver-ld3ei
    @Oliver-ld3ei 2 года назад +3

    That first game was one of the most entertaining hoi4 games in a while.

  • @andrejilic8106
    @andrejilic8106 2 года назад +5

    Please do a video on the stream where golden carried the entire axis as japan pushing out dday twice. It was so chaotic and i loved it. It would be a really good video

  • @heathellis1771
    @heathellis1771 2 года назад +7

    Peer’s laugh gets me every time😂

  • @jaggelion4301
    @jaggelion4301 Год назад +1

    "Dying like flies" made me do a looney tunes spit take

  • @tiredidealist
    @tiredidealist 2 года назад +1

    That first minute or so was way more hilarious than it had any right being

  • @angrysanta8458
    @angrysanta8458 2 года назад +2

    "I can get gansta on his diii..............ck" add it to the list lmaooo

  • @blackskullknight9062
    @blackskullknight9062 2 года назад +4

    When you See Both Side as the worst then this will be a fun episode

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r 2 года назад +2

    Italy getting lend lease from Albania. What in the fuck. Golden. *How*?

  • @nilloc93
    @nilloc93 2 года назад +1

    9:43 now thats the OBG I remember

  • @cyclo0193
    @cyclo0193 2 года назад

    ilove the genkar cut
    „its fine, dday is fine“
    cut
    „ITS F***ED!!!“

  • @pUREsTORM9267
    @pUREsTORM9267 2 года назад +1

    Less than a minute in and Peef is already wheezing? This is going to be a good one.

  • @MrWeeseAChine
    @MrWeeseAChine 2 года назад +3

    Peef’s laugh gives me infinite life

  • @deluxehipster8714
    @deluxehipster8714 2 года назад +1

    The amount of wheezing in this video made me wheeze as well.

  • @wetplant1748
    @wetplant1748 2 года назад

    Swimmy after guaranteeing Greece: "Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening"

  • @DerpyMackerel
    @DerpyMackerel 2 года назад +6

    I honestly thought we were gonna lose that first game…

  • @fryzeec9054
    @fryzeec9054 2 года назад +1

    In all my years of youtube this is the first video i've had not appear in my sub box, don't worry bell is on now :)

  • @htmljesusarchive6341
    @htmljesusarchive6341 4 месяца назад

    "What's your grand battleplan?"
    HE SAID THE THING 🫵😮

  • @RunicRhino22
    @RunicRhino22 Год назад +1

    3:38 Red and black eagle on my chest 🇦🇱💪🏿

  • @entinieentinie9378
    @entinieentinie9378 2 года назад +1

    Steve's sassy pose can cure cancer

  • @beniaminradomir9798
    @beniaminradomir9798 2 года назад

    1. Go at the enemy
    2. Loose hard to his attack
    3. Get rescued by an ally (like SOV in the second game)
    4. Say "EZ PZ" for extra salt after it's over
    The classic ;)

  • @WantedJosh-kd1ln
    @WantedJosh-kd1ln 2 года назад

    “I may only need a few thousand dead so that I may sit at the table as a man who has fought” Bonito Mussolini

  • @spooder6835
    @spooder6835 2 года назад

    It's not just a clown car anymore, it's the entire goddamn circus

  • @monchyd6519
    @monchyd6519 2 года назад

    I love your videos, they get even better when I just watched dankus

  • @Jacob-hx7kk
    @Jacob-hx7kk Год назад

    0:39
    Someone please explain the "certified history boi" joke to me.

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark 2 года назад

    The greatest crossover in the entire Bokoen1 cinematic universe

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess 2 года назад

    Classic Bo . Spends entire game building navy. Dies.

  • @Ninjanate898
    @Ninjanate898 2 года назад

    wait, now its not just the Axis or the Allies, its both? This is a "get the popcorn" moment

  • @deathstriker8754
    @deathstriker8754 2 года назад

    Love ur videos keep up the fantastic work

  • @TheSDB13
    @TheSDB13 2 года назад

    Hungary was really approaching a Risitas laugh there XD

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 2 года назад

    US asking Mexico for infantry equipment is something I didnt think I would ever see xD

  • @Allum747
    @Allum747 2 года назад +2

    Whenever I hear Peef I know it's going to be a great video.

  • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
    @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 2 года назад +2

    Awwwww! Bo hit puberty while he was away!❤
    Congratulations Bo!!!❤❤

  • @localman9063
    @localman9063 2 года назад

    9:41
    Looking at this hurts my eyes!

  • @fireflowers5105
    @fireflowers5105 2 года назад +1

    I knew the moment I saw a golden and swimmy in Europe and Bo somewhere else it was jover.

  • @OmniRubiks
    @OmniRubiks 2 года назад +2

    As early as I can be, time to kick back and enjoy a new bo video

  • @jerrythecat811
    @jerrythecat811 2 года назад

    Great content keep it up😂

  • @chucanoris
    @chucanoris 2 года назад +4

    Hell yeah the first stream was great, i wish you had put in the aloha bar stuff though :/

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 года назад +4

      Without context it would be so weird lmao

    • @chucanoris
      @chucanoris 2 года назад +2

      @@Bokoen1 most ppl watching the stream also did not have context tbf

  • @hambelperhurger5049
    @hambelperhurger5049 2 года назад

    Oh boy time to watch the clownkoen club eat bricks.. in all seriousness love yall and hope you had a good birthday bo

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal 2 года назад

    When the USA asks Mexico for guns, the reply should be:
    "Ayyy Muchachos!"

  • @hejbuy
    @hejbuy 2 года назад +2

    how many The Worst Axis and Allies 101 is their going to be

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 2 года назад

    That meme Dankus posted is starting to make a lot more sense.

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 2 года назад

    This video helps stoke my parasocial relationship with Bo

  • @marshall8782
    @marshall8782 Год назад

    who's that Hungary player. his laugh is something else and I need it in my life

  • @quinnkiefer5318
    @quinnkiefer5318 2 года назад

    that last bit in France hurt my head

  • @moribell1083
    @moribell1083 2 года назад

    Holy fuck that last schizo bit where you just hear, "IT'S FUCKED!"

  • @AndresRodriguez-uv6mx
    @AndresRodriguez-uv6mx 2 года назад +1

    Who else is now gonna look for that minors on majors game? The pure chaos in that one looks too good not to watch the whole thing

  • @sciencer9830
    @sciencer9830 2 года назад

    Peefs laugh sounds like a leak in a high pressure gas pipe

  • @fraginatrix
    @fraginatrix 2 года назад

    You know its gonna be a good video when half of it is just people -W H E E Z I N G-

  • @simpleton886
    @simpleton886 2 года назад

    Happy birthday Bo!

  • @Dominion69420
    @Dominion69420 2 года назад

    Everyone just went full dumb dumb and it ended badly

  • @NetoKruzer
    @NetoKruzer 2 года назад +1

    I'm loosing brain cells the more i watch this...

  • @knockrotter9372
    @knockrotter9372 2 года назад

    peefs pig squeal is so infectious

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 2 года назад +2

    How the f. did that D-day disaster even happen? How is that possible?

  • @lachedspoon7899
    @lachedspoon7899 2 года назад

    The more hoi you guys play the worse you get

  • @nickel2874
    @nickel2874 2 года назад

    Swimmy is the best of this group....after Bokoen of course XDXDXD