THEORY: The Cat in the Hat is Pure Malevolence

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2020
  • Check Out More Theories: • MY BEST THEORIES The Cat in the Hat is an early 2000s film that took inappropriateness to new heights… And in the process, unintentionally unraveled a thick and trippy lore for itself which I’ve taken up the task of dissecting.
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  • @slimeninja5124
    @slimeninja5124 3 года назад +3969

    Man goes completely fucking insane while watching a cat movie

  • @harrytubby4312
    @harrytubby4312 3 года назад +3144

    Jesus Christ I just witnessed a man go insane over a film about a furry

  • @williamhills6927
    @williamhills6927 3 года назад +3243

    Finally, someone who takes the cat in the hat as a serious threat.

    • @Ranger09048
      @Ranger09048 3 года назад +74

      The Simpson’s did too, “the fat in the hat” in that one Halloween special

    • @SidneyBell
      @SidneyBell 3 года назад +47

      @@Ranger09048 yeah. That’s probably the creepiest simpsons episodes ever

    • @ladymonds4936
      @ladymonds4936 3 года назад +16

      @@SidneyBell Really how come? I found it hilarious

    • @jacquiesage2339
      @jacquiesage2339 3 года назад +8

      HAHAHA

    • @koifuish6611
      @koifuish6611 3 года назад +8

      OKAY BUT - this showed up in my house one day and ⟟ watched it over and over till it disappeared like the rest -

  • @mjbgjkhjjvghj502
    @mjbgjkhjjvghj502 3 года назад +919

    All of this is in the moms head. She has so much anxiety about her kids that she goes insane and imagines what ifs. Thats why when she comes home everything is super clean and tidy. Cus in reality nothing happened. They just played games together while the babysitter slept. The world is all through her lens. She sees the world a happy perfect place. And her boss is some weirdo with ocd. And the whole boyfriend thing, shes just settling. She doesnt really want to be with him so she creates these scenarios in her head, "what if he did ____ to the kids", kinda like making excuses for herself not to be with him.

    • @big_serg1847
      @big_serg1847 2 года назад +45

      My man is saying the yoshikage Kira monologue

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 2 года назад +8

      @@big_serg1847 True that

    • @ashe767
      @ashe767 2 года назад +63

      AH and it would also explain why the cat is reminiscent of the father/the wife's ex: in her manifestations of concern, she creates a disrupting force with familiar traits, but the worst ones have been amplified in her anxious mind. It's her ex, but more chaotic and more of all the things she hated about him that led her to split up with him in the first place. The embodiment of her nightmares.

    • @soulofresolve9514
      @soulofresolve9514 Месяц назад

      I can entirely believe that’s the meta-narrative of the movie being presented, yeah.

    • @JoeContext
      @JoeContext 6 дней назад

      Hole in this theory:The fact that Larry comes in after she returns, still covered in goop and trying to explain what happened

  • @alastorlapid2365
    @alastorlapid2365 3 года назад +2035

    The fact that he sounds like he's high out of his mind and yet still makes perfect sense is disturbing.

  • @ahardworker2154
    @ahardworker2154 3 года назад +2445

    This movie got me into trouble durnig Primary school due to me calling everything a "Dirty hoe" don't regret it

  • @Ericshadowblade
    @Ericshadowblade 3 года назад +138

    Fun fact. This is the movie that when the family owner of dr seuss's work saw it in an early screening was so mortial horrified that they swore to never give permission for a live action movie of suess work ever again.

  • @maiko3779
    @maiko3779 3 года назад +478

    I cannot be the only one completely traumatized by the thumbnail...

  • @malepatternbaldness.
    @malepatternbaldness. 3 года назад +2185

    This movie is literally the reason that they're not allowed to make live action adaptations of Dr. Seuss books anymore.

    • @tazien
      @tazien 3 года назад +223

      Except for the grinch for some reason. Then again i heard this was the reason that they only weren't allowed to include the Cat in the Hat anymore into anything cause they completely ruined him in the eyes of anyone who saw this movie. I didn't hear that they weren't allowed to make any Seuss live action movies, just ones including Cat

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 3 года назад +34

      @@malepatternbaldness. My question is would the sequel be any good?

    • @aidenwhite2017
      @aidenwhite2017 3 года назад +59

      I had a nightmare about cat in the hat it was terrifying cat in the hat was a cannibal crazy and insane

    • @malepatternbaldness.
      @malepatternbaldness. 3 года назад +49

      @@aidenwhite2017 I feel like that would be a great sequel.

    • @emd1494
      @emd1494 3 года назад +26

      Horton hears a who
      The lorax
      The grinch who stole Christmas.
      All these movies worked.. as did this one lol this creator has flown over the cookoos nest.

  • @pinkgreedyvillager
    @pinkgreedyvillager 3 года назад +5353

    Alternative title: the Theorizer slowly descending into madness while talking about a movie with a cat trying to kidnap his kids.

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 года назад +144

      And he realized that the movie is a movie

    • @shonklebonkle324
      @shonklebonkle324 3 года назад +72

      Just a usual video by the theorizer.

    • @appletheking7340
      @appletheking7340 3 года назад +8

      Yesssss

    • @s0urstr4wbz
      @s0urstr4wbz 3 года назад +4

      Yes I listened to this while I did a PowerPoint on Jim Jones

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 3 года назад +19

      I think mort is really absorbing him🙃

  • @fortniteballs57
    @fortniteballs57 3 года назад +247

    " [...] Maybe the fish is their dad"
    This is too much for me. My brain collapsed.

  • @raisedbywolves0559
    @raisedbywolves0559 3 года назад +255

    RUclips suggestion: A solid 20 or so miniutes of this guy totally losing his sanity
    Me:Yes!

  • @smocast738
    @smocast738 3 года назад +10494

    The scariest and most entertaining thing about this channel is that I can't tell if he's being serious or not

    • @spidergwen1350
      @spidergwen1350 3 года назад +869

      He's always painfully serious

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 года назад +490

      @@spidergwen1350 but also never

    • @livingrightnow930
      @livingrightnow930 3 года назад +312

      @@Human_traain No he is allways serious

    • @DGincorporated1
      @DGincorporated1 3 года назад +314

      @@livingrightnow930 but also never

    • @thephoenixking1086
      @thephoenixking1086 3 года назад +155

      @@DGincorporated1 ut is he always serious or never???

  • @dmarionjohnson6271
    @dmarionjohnson6271 3 года назад +923

    Theorizer:"It's a movie"
    Me:"I don't know how you used the wrong formula and got the right answer"

    • @The_jesters_house
      @The_jesters_house 2 месяца назад +2

      Well if anyone's gonna do it, it's the theorizer.

  • @KpopBishForever
    @KpopBishForever 3 года назад +125

    This isn’t really related, but the pattern on Conrad’s sweater looks kind of like the Lorax to me. Does anyone else see it??

  • @angelicvega7040
    @angelicvega7040 2 года назад +33

    10:37 Hearing you naturally break down in the middle of your script is honestly the best thing ever lmao

  • @MrSnort
    @MrSnort 3 года назад +2511

    Whatever you're smokin'...
    You better share.

  • @wantedminion5966
    @wantedminion5966 3 года назад +1701

    “ A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break that’s like 16 walls”.

  • @adamwebb9545
    @adamwebb9545 3 года назад +44

    You can’t mess this movie up for me. Ever. I put it on for my infant and it allowed me to get some sleep. Mike Meyers raised my oldest child.

  • @Layorgenla
    @Layorgenla 3 года назад +58

    I have childhood trauma from watching the cat in the hat. Literal weeks of nightmares about that one scene where he pops up under the bed and the dystopian nature of the universe in the film

    • @rjseditsandcleanytps
      @rjseditsandcleanytps 2 года назад +1

      I really shouldn't look at the comments and this video in the first place at night

    • @chapabiancabc
      @chapabiancabc Год назад +4

      I’m here now because I remember it being funny when I was younger so I made my bf watch it with me lastnight and we didn’t even finish it and both couldn’t sleep. I definitely had a nightmare. So I’m trying to see if anyone else had a similar experience.

  • @papachungie3512
    @papachungie3512 3 года назад +2166

    Here's my theory about the theorizer, he is slowly going insane with every theory he makes.

    • @LandoBando-pj5ox
      @LandoBando-pj5ox 3 года назад +98

      At first it was a joke but then he started to fall into his youtube persona (my theory)

    • @fiorella2465
      @fiorella2465 3 года назад +70

      At this point that's a fact, not a theory

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 3 года назад +28

      Hello TheTheorizer,
      You may not know me, but a while back (a whole two or three years ago to be exact) I commented that you should do a theory on the RPG Maker Horror Game "ib".
      Now the reason why I haven't replied to (or watched) any of your recent videos is because I wanted to wait and see if you truly noticed my comment. I did the same to GameTheory and they still haven't fulfilled my request.
      I know that this comment will be buried under a mountain of others, and will eventually be forgotten over time for the rest of eternity, but know that I am commenting to you now as a last bastion of patience I have for you and your channel.
      I can't be the only one who has wondered about "ib" and what exactly the deal is with the story of it but if someone like you could please do a theory on it, I'm sure I and many others like me will be very grateful. Plus, "ib" has a massive cult following, that I assume some of your subscribers are a part of, so I can't be the only one.
      I am asking for the last time, (before I decide to unsubscribe) that you please do a theory on "ib".
      I await your reply once more, y'know, before it's over.

    • @kaktus575
      @kaktus575 3 года назад +9

      Not every!... Just after 99% percent of them

    • @haywardbarrows5906
      @haywardbarrows5906 3 года назад +3

      I mean if you did this with a dark and brooding persona for 4 years you’d inch closer to suicide to

  • @becuaseimbored3481
    @becuaseimbored3481 3 года назад +424

    TLDW:
    -the cats their dad
    -its an experiment
    -its a movie
    -its a test audience
    -the theorizer needs his iron

    • @remarinracoon5309
      @remarinracoon5309 3 года назад +15

      He really needs that iron though

    • @InkyDave1928
      @InkyDave1928 3 года назад +9

      Like...a lot of iron

    • @shannonsmith924
      @shannonsmith924 3 года назад +10

      I’m anemic I know how it is to be low on iron but he seriously needs it. Sounds tired. It can make you tired.

    • @joellandaverde8011
      @joellandaverde8011 3 года назад +1

      You had 3 times to use the right ‘it’s.’

  • @ShawndaPrawn
    @ShawndaPrawn 3 года назад +175

    I can honestly imagine your creative process here. Just you sitting alone in a dark room, at a desk with notes and a microphone, regularly wiping off your cold sweat. Shuddering as you speak into the microphone. The room is strewn about with annotated photographs and torn notes. A dozen empty medicine bottles piled beneath the desk. The door locked and your family barging against it, trying to get you the help you need.

    • @nwut
      @nwut 2 года назад +5

      no replies.

    • @blueanonymousguy3978
      @blueanonymousguy3978 2 года назад +6

      How do you know so much about his life

    • @emyriandragon2277
      @emyriandragon2277 2 года назад +8

      You forgot the Chinese takeout trash, countless crumpled pages, quark boards cover the walls, over 500 feet of twine, countless dried up markers

  • @krisd2518
    @krisd2518 3 года назад +40

    Somehow you managed to capture the exact depravity I felt when I first watched this movie. Every time I have to watch it I immediately tell myself that it was a fever dream because I don't want to deal with the fact that *this* is a movie the adults in my life thought was appropriate to show to a child, and it also exists.

  • @kixxenwalla167
    @kixxenwalla167 3 года назад +2842

    Saying the town is fake, the mom's a furry, and they're worried about a virus. Sounds like America.

  • @tatum5747
    @tatum5747 3 года назад +500

    He’s explaining this like it’s a black mirror episode

    • @funtimefxlet6659
      @funtimefxlet6659 3 года назад +6

      200th like

    • @canucksfan25
      @canucksfan25 3 года назад +18

      You say that like this movie isn't a Black Mirror episode

    • @monarchblue4280
      @monarchblue4280 3 года назад +4

      Black Mirror is a cat in the hat copy.

  • @looki24
    @looki24 3 года назад +138

    The town could be a dystopian experiment like the town in The Giver, but with different drugs and a slightly altered experiment. Scientists in northern Montana could have built this set to experiment with more frowned upon drugs like LSD or acid, or maybe going as far as DMT, with the cat as a inside agent documenting the kids live reactions and mental capacities to their environment around them collapsing in on itself. The mother and the cat could be the kids real parents put into the simulation to test their abilities under extreme levels of stress. Or it could he another instance of the truman show and this is some sort of live entertainment for the rest of the world and everyone around the kids are actors. Or maybe its just some fever dream-like movie we all for some reason remember

    • @ouroboros5793
      @ouroboros5793 2 года назад +5

      Couldn't be DMT... with that, the people would be dead, not hallucinating on their feet. DMT is something that needs to be microdosed, as even microdoses are potent enough to kill, which is why with DMT you're supposed to do it with another person or in a group, so they can force air into your lungs (It renders the user unconscious and unable to breathe)
      There would be corpses everywhere lol

    • @maya_void3923
      @maya_void3923 Год назад

      Acid and lsd are the same thing and they dont cause hallucinations like that but visual distortions and introspection

  • @williamsmith6921
    @williamsmith6921 3 года назад +43

    what if this channel turned out to be slowly easing into being some kind of ARG about this man slowly descending into madness about random cartoons

  • @applepi7641
    @applepi7641 3 года назад +3481

    The Theorizer has finally been claimed by his own Insanity.

    • @DaltonPatrickCStory
      @DaltonPatrickCStory 3 года назад +75

      Gonna be honest, I thought this when I watched his Patrick Star videos.

    • @DaltonPatrickCStory
      @DaltonPatrickCStory 3 года назад +43

      @John Kirklin Davis yeah, I felt like that would have happened at some point. Not gonna lie, little excited for what he has next. Anyway have a great day and take care dude.

    • @paintedface7473
      @paintedface7473 3 года назад +28

      Well if he is dying due to insufficient amounts of iron in his blood that would explain it.

    • @deathproof201
      @deathproof201 3 года назад +29

      Here Lies The Theorizer
      He Flew Too Close To The Sun

    • @jakobwarren7541
      @jakobwarren7541 3 года назад +8

      He is like the monster quest once you start you just can't stop you have to give it your all.

  • @KittyBGaming
    @KittyBGaming 3 года назад +1468

    “It’s a movie!”
    Me: are you ok? You never thought a movie was a movie before
    “It’s a movie within a movie!”
    Me: nope, you’re fine 😁

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 года назад +50

      When he finally realized it is a movie .

    • @hey_kamm
      @hey_kamm 3 года назад +51

      Trust me theorized is far from fine i’m pretty sure he’s going crazy

    • @MissRockabellaHart
      @MissRockabellaHart 3 года назад +24

      @@hey_kamm we all are in our way. At least he's entertaining about it lmao

    • @generichomosapien4666
      @generichomosapien4666 3 года назад +12

      They are filming a movie that is about a live movie

    • @everestcanyon5647
      @everestcanyon5647 3 года назад +12

      @@hey_kamm I think he wants to go crazy. He'll probably do a Theory about it.

  • @allydanielle4022
    @allydanielle4022 3 года назад +38

    this was literally my favorite movie as a kid, still one of my favs honestly. it leaves me with sm questions each time. i know every word and action in this movie it’s sad

    • @damienkun8786
      @damienkun8786 2 года назад +3

      That is actually pretty sad

    • @orlandolee4438
      @orlandolee4438 2 года назад +1

      I too used to love this movie and I lost it the first time Mr Humberfloob said FIREEEEED!!!

    • @Flapp_Jax
      @Flapp_Jax Год назад

      did you get bullied as a child? :

    • @indrasekai
      @indrasekai Год назад

      @@Flapp_Jaxit’s very likely tbh

  • @piper5599
    @piper5599 3 года назад +40

    I swear I was watching a man go insane for half an hour, not a theory video 😂

  • @modmaker7617
    @modmaker7617 3 года назад +1244

    "The Cat in the Hat" is played by Mike Myers.
    Mike = Michael
    This cat is Michael Myers from Halloween.

    • @evelynnart37
      @evelynnart37 3 года назад +76

      This makes sense.
      I believe this.

    • @genderlesspotato1857
      @genderlesspotato1857 3 года назад +54

      Everything is adding up now

    • @adventurouseddie9369
      @adventurouseddie9369 3 года назад +32

      Or Mike = Michael Townley from GTA 5, the Michael you play as is a clone which makes sense since nobody would let their wife bang a tennis coach.
      The Real Michael is being used as an experiment funded by the FIB and they're capable of doing some sick shit from stealing a chemical tube from Hunane Labs to having UFO's labelled with FIB on them.
      The UFO at Mount Chiliad is monotoring the player just like how it's monotoring it's experiment of Michael Townley as The Cat in the Hat. The Cat clearly has repressed memories and desires that only a 40 year old bank heist guy would have.

    • @gamesincharacter5106
      @gamesincharacter5106 3 года назад +8

      No wonder why this film is so mad and well at times horror genre

    • @NeoShot
      @NeoShot 3 года назад +8

      Damn. He got it! *It's all ogre!*

  • @pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797
    @pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 3 года назад +811

    Alternate title: Why the Cat In The Hat is actually a masterpiece of psychological horror and is a terrifying reflection of the world we live in

    • @Taysayingno
      @Taysayingno 3 года назад +2

      @Gonzalo Baca right!?

    • @JmanWolf
      @JmanWolf 3 года назад +18

      Now the saddest and terrifying part is when someone is being pushed by what is real and pulled of what is fake. That can or will damage/break a person's mind so bad, they would not care to know or think of what is real or not. They'll do whatever just to be free from reality and fantasy

    • @pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797
      @pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 3 года назад +5

      @@JmanWolf holy crap that’s actually pretty spooky

    • @aarnimajala4968
      @aarnimajala4968 2 года назад +1

      Well the car is already too scary

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 2 года назад +15

    I imagine you could make any film into a smorgasbord of horror theories. This was beautiful.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  2 года назад +9

      I have done it for many years, and will do it for many more

  • @toondrake5964
    @toondrake5964 3 года назад +15

    Always thought in this iteration of The Cat in the Hat, the cat was some sort of demonic or eldritch entity from a parallel universe or higher dimensional plane

  • @tjknight
    @tjknight 3 года назад +545

    "I'm dangerously low on iron so we're running with it" is the best explanation ever

  • @ps1hagrid786
    @ps1hagrid786 3 года назад +501

    Once he started giggling I knew...
    He's lost it

  • @CornPopWasABadDude
    @CornPopWasABadDude 3 года назад +27

    Look, someone needs to make The Theorizer's version of The Cat in the Hat as an SCP entry asap

    • @skymenblade1523
      @skymenblade1523 2 года назад +2

      But i think we can count as a scp,he is a chaos god in cat disguise with pocket dimension powers

  • @jullianthings3984
    @jullianthings3984 2 года назад +19

    Pov: you're on a movie date with the theorizor and he slowly goes insane while you're watching the cat and the hat

  • @Abigart69
    @Abigart69 3 года назад +864

    Nah it's not magic. This is actually a memory, a traumatic one. Their abusive father comes back and kidnaps them, their coping mechanism is to look back on it as a big cat and it all being magic. My guess is it's the little girls memory as the irony would be that the serious professional one is so traumatized she has to use magic to cope

    • @kjxnz
      @kjxnz 3 года назад +44

      Well that doesn’t ruin the movie at all…

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 3 года назад +50

      @@kjxnz can't ruin what is already considered one of the worst movies ever made

    • @gb-yt9if
      @gb-yt9if 3 года назад +14

      i wish i was this creatively brilliant

    • @alicekingsley6882
      @alicekingsley6882 3 года назад +15

      That's tragic but makes sense

    • @richjohn3627
      @richjohn3627 3 года назад +26

      That sounds like the Same idea as monsters inc . That sully and Mike are actually kidnappers and boo perceives them as colorful monsters , but it’s actually the patterns on their clothes ha.

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 3 года назад +431

    13:02 Actually according to Deadpool when there’s a fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break is actually sixteen walls.

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 3 года назад +28

      Good to know it’s multiplication, not addition

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 3 года назад +15

      That said, Deadpool is Nuts.

    • @mouaddamir7910
      @mouaddamir7910 3 года назад +17

      @@gibbous_silver multiplication is an abstract and higher order form of addition😑

    • @babyorange4677
      @babyorange4677 3 года назад +2

      Noice

    • @xdoxxy
      @xdoxxy 3 года назад

      @@mouaddamir7910 What’s that supposed to mean?

  • @germ5847
    @germ5847 3 года назад +20

    I can’t believe how many times I watched this movie in school..

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo 3 года назад +72

    Lmao he called the kids coraline and curtis the elf. Ik why he did👁👄👁.

    • @HUNTR11
      @HUNTR11 2 года назад +1

      The actors played those characters

  • @eldritchinsomniac
    @eldritchinsomniac 3 года назад +881

    new drinking game: take a shot every time The Theorizer interrupts himself to start wheezing. (either in surprise, hilarity, or anything else)

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 года назад +35

      Don't do it or you will be dead half way through the movie by alcohol poisoning

    • @localforestwitch7215
      @localforestwitch7215 3 года назад +8

      @@sloppyoyster5779
      I'M DOING IT I'M GETTING AT LEAST 10 FULL BOXES OF ROOT BEER!

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 года назад +6

      @@localforestwitch7215 Don't you will get diabetes

    • @localforestwitch7215
      @localforestwitch7215 3 года назад +12

      @@sloppyoyster5779
      I'M AT THE STORE, I'M 15, *YOU CAN'T STOP ME*

    • @2552Jordz
      @2552Jordz 3 года назад +6

      Stop stop hes already dead

  • @end3rmik385
    @end3rmik385 3 года назад +1663

    I think this movie finally broke the theorizer.

    • @900vayu
      @900vayu 3 года назад +14

      Fr

    • @tristanholdsworth2762
      @tristanholdsworth2762 3 года назад +65

      That’s implying he wasn’t always broken

    • @roberthosford1658
      @roberthosford1658 3 года назад +39

      If you can watch it without breaking your probably not mortal

    • @byronray3677
      @byronray3677 3 года назад +20

      NOOOOOO I can’t believe we continue to lose people to this movie.

    • @ava_bndrabbs1111
      @ava_bndrabbs1111 3 года назад +25

      Oh honey, mort broke him first.

  • @gm6393
    @gm6393 3 года назад +12

    The scene with the cat hiding under the bed was absolutely terrifying as a child

    • @dbjkatz
      @dbjkatz 3 года назад +1

      Doesn't the Cat in the Hat drive up in a limo / expensive car? Sort of like Mary Poppins on PCP...

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 года назад +29

    In this video we get to hear a man's sanity being broken in real time

  • @user-rl5lz2iz6y
    @user-rl5lz2iz6y 3 года назад +149

    “Don’t you see(* wheezes*) it’s a movie?!”. By far my favorite thing this dude has ever said.

  • @blutkonig3931
    @blutkonig3931 3 года назад +226

    You can tell he's losing his mind
    Slowly.

  • @yaboileon3758
    @yaboileon3758 3 года назад +109

    The Cat in the Hat, the scariest movie ever made

    • @uriel4274
      @uriel4274 2 года назад +1

      How?

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 2 года назад +2

      I enjoyed it as a kid, but when I look at it now it scares me

    • @bakedbaker9882
      @bakedbaker9882 Год назад

      @@uriel4274 Just watch it, some scenes are straight up nightmare fuel. ;-;

    • @uriel4274
      @uriel4274 Год назад

      @@bakedbaker9882 like which ones?

    • @bakedbaker9882
      @bakedbaker9882 Год назад

      @@uriel4274 A few I remember are that scene where the Cat pops his head from under the bed, the scene where the Cat chops off his own tail, (I'll admit it's more funny now, but to a child it's scary), and.. Every scene where the cat laughs. His laugh is creepy, ok? >n< Like Seth Rogan but more nasally.

  • @mitchellkeil7697
    @mitchellkeil7697 2 года назад +10

    I used to love the movie as a child, but when I watched it I always had this tingly feel telling me that something feels off, or in some scenarios in the movie it made me feel like everybody was going crazy. Maybe I feel weird because it’s the fact that it’s a giant cat that can speak fluent English.

  • @godless7571
    @godless7571 3 года назад +309

    I-I... Like is he joking? Like I’m confused.
    He’s lost it.

    • @xrav9406
      @xrav9406 3 года назад +29

      I know right like when he was talking about is a movie I started backing away like is he going insane I think he needs a vacation or relax

    • @itsclemtime2357
      @itsclemtime2357 3 года назад +21

      @@xrav9406 oh you two haven’t seen ANYTHING yet.

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 года назад +12

      I feel like he wrote the script being sleep deprived and then read the entire thing out loud to make this video

    • @drvanshoomder
      @drvanshoomder 3 года назад

      Yeah he crazy.

    • @hyperfixationcentral6200
      @hyperfixationcentral6200 3 года назад

      And so have I, I just started laughing randomly reading this

  • @chanted1558
    @chanted1558 3 года назад +455

    It's a horror movie of kids being groomed by a sociopath. He wants to see how much he can get away with before someone raises the alarm. It would also explain why the kids might be drugged🤔

    • @ryleedawson1122
      @ryleedawson1122 3 года назад +15

      Makes perfect sense !!

    • @vanellopescorner8882
      @vanellopescorner8882 3 года назад +6

      That makes sense 😶😐😯😲😧😰😭😏🙃😄😂

    • @chanted1558
      @chanted1558 3 года назад +61

      Really, he's commiting felonies: the parents left and a complete stranger walks (broke) into thier house , gets rid of thier nanny (assaulted), and spends hours "playing" with the kids but all his games are "naughty" . The kids don't really want to play but he just keeps going (held hostage), he knows thier personal info like he's been watching them (stalking) then pulls out a contract that says he can do all of this (enticement of minors)...then he cleans it all up before thier parents get home so they have no idea what happened to them (kidnapped) . He literally traumatizes them so badly they'll probably never tell and if they did no one would believe them......there's no other cat-people in this movie, no one knows where he came from so he'll never get caught.

    • @jirahjashmiermacalino7556
      @jirahjashmiermacalino7556 3 года назад +8

      @@chanted1558 this. this makes sense

    • @alexfahey3731
      @alexfahey3731 3 года назад +2

      Thats exactly what it is

  • @tobiasj1630
    @tobiasj1630 3 года назад +16

    "A horror movie mistakenly aired for children!"
    Huh, so that explains why Im so fucked up now -3-

  • @DuskAlimar
    @DuskAlimar 3 года назад +9

    "Oh my god. It's a movie!"
    Yeah?
    "It's a MOVIE"
    Come on back, Theorizer! You're almost here!
    "It's a movie! In-universe!"
    Get the tranquilizer, we lost him.

  • @beingrandomisfun6927
    @beingrandomisfun6927 3 года назад +681

    The theoriser: *IT'S A MOVIE*
    Me: wow who would have thought
    Theoriser: *IT'S A MOVIE OF A STAGE PLAY WITHIN THE MOVIE WITH AN HIDDEN AUDIENCE WATCHING...*
    Me:Wait what...

    • @Lil-Stupid-
      @Lil-Stupid- 3 года назад +14

      And then there's me: i know mate

    • @deathbear5713
      @deathbear5713 3 года назад +7

      Then there is me: POOP POOPY DOODOO POOOOOO POOOOOPOOOOOO

    • @memeboitheorizesmemesandmo8911
      @memeboitheorizesmemesandmo8911 3 года назад +3

      Then there is me: HhMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm

    • @regina7763
      @regina7763 3 года назад +7

      there's also an infinite amount of audiences if that makes sense?

    • @regina7763
      @regina7763 3 года назад +8

      i got it, it's not as much as a movie as a thing that when we watch it opens an infinite amount of universes watching us watch it and the ones that we are watching watching it

  • @definitelynotsomething488
    @definitelynotsomething488 3 года назад +844

    If this man ever goes missing, you know why now.

    • @kingdaddy6168
      @kingdaddy6168 3 года назад +45

      It was the cat

    • @endslayer5133
      @endslayer5133 3 года назад +41

      Probably went insane and flew into the sky over a kids movie

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 3 года назад +28

      @@endslayer5133 that sounds like what the fbi and the cat, would say if he ever did go missing.

    • @johndoe6028
      @johndoe6028 2 года назад +6

      @@endslayer5133 mans just straight turns on creative mode lmao

  • @CometCopy
    @CometCopy 3 года назад +6

    I always had a theory about The Cat. You know-how Christmas has a demon known as Krampus a demon who kidnaps kids to scares them into being nice, not naughty. Well, what if The Cat is like Krampus except he is there to teach kids responsibility and how to have some fun instead of following a set of rules. We already understand why Conrad needed to learn responsibility, that was the main reason why he showed up in the first place, the second reason is because of Sally. Sally wasn't invited to Denise's birthday party and was confused about why she wasn't invited. It is simple why she wasn't invited it's because Sally is a killjoy. The Cat planed the entire invited knowing what was going to happen and how it was going to go down. He was even there to also protect the kids and Joan from Larry Quinn because he knew he was a bad person. Just like how Krampus goes out his way to teach a butch kids a lesson so does The Cat in The Hat. That's just a theory anyway.

  • @moony5814
    @moony5814 3 года назад +11

    This is the most entertaining video watched by me, of my entire life. The excruciating attention to detail and sickeningly exorbitant theorizing makes me feel like I am within a feverish dream. The most enjoyable part is the fact that I watched this horrific movie as a small child and it did, in fact, scar me.

  • @ssscout
    @ssscout 3 года назад +1274

    you are brilliant

    • @Justplott
      @Justplott 3 года назад +7

      Yeah bro got me thinking

    • @1HellcatKenny
      @1HellcatKenny 3 года назад +7

      Love ur edits

    • @michaelmurphy5068
      @michaelmurphy5068 3 года назад +3

      Not really

    • @veryjuiicy
      @veryjuiicy 3 года назад +2

      Didn’t expect to find you here, I haven’t seen your name since early Instagram.. maybe even vine

    • @Swoopie865
      @Swoopie865 3 года назад

      U rlly are. Theory is not easy ⭐️⭐️

  • @ThineBreadKing
    @ThineBreadKing 3 года назад +1378

    This theory has more thought put into it than the entire movie

  • @Mixen9408
    @Mixen9408 3 года назад +17

    The boss was just ahead of his time and prepared for corona. ;)

  • @V0ID_X5
    @V0ID_X5 3 года назад +22

    “Pause, pause everything”
    Me: Pauses Video
    *now what?*

    • @eligellock2023
      @eligellock2023 3 года назад +2

      When he says “ok unpause it’s now”

    • @johndoe6028
      @johndoe6028 2 года назад

      @@eligellock2023 o_O

  • @theskorpioogaming34
    @theskorpioogaming34 3 года назад +314

    I never realized just how creepy this movie was we just accepted it.

  • @ImBarelyMe
    @ImBarelyMe 3 года назад +473

    For people who haven’t watched theorizer before this video and not watched for years like a lot of us... his videos for years have gotten crazier and crazier and he’s finally snapped and lost it all

  • @catjammusic
    @catjammusic 3 года назад +12

    If you think about it, this cat in the hat movie perfectly fits into an scp continuity....

  • @aliciaasc4996
    @aliciaasc4996 3 года назад +3

    Probably why I was always scared of the movie when I was younger. Every time My parents would put it on I would cry. 🥲

  • @summerdehart6703
    @summerdehart6703 3 года назад +130

    Parants: why are you messed up
    What we had for entertainment when we were children:

  • @tacklessstone0369
    @tacklessstone0369 3 года назад +216

    The scariest thing here is how long it takes to edit and voice these videos

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +118

      It only takes me a couple hours. There’s been a huge gap in videos lately merely because I’m too sick

    • @TheRoyalOrora
      @TheRoyalOrora 3 года назад +45

      @@TheTheorizer oh damn, get well soon. Sending positivity your way

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 3 года назад +7

      The Theorizer good luck, can you make a gravity falls theory

    • @RealShrimpu
      @RealShrimpu 3 года назад +3

      Ruined your funny 69 like number, sorry

    • @liyah.
      @liyah. 3 года назад

      @@TheTheorizer get well soon💖

  • @carleespindler3177
    @carleespindler3177 3 года назад +10

    We should have known that all this time The Cat In The Hat was really the kids' father in a cat costume.

  • @Doodlands
    @Doodlands Год назад +4

    Okay actually thought the cat and the hat works better as a horror film than a kids film. Just put some horror music in the background and it would be the horror movie of the decade.

  • @pooman6083
    @pooman6083 3 года назад +219

    “I just figured it out” ad plays

  • @onyxsavior7179
    @onyxsavior7179 3 года назад +177

    This movie gave me a genuine anxiety attack as a child. I can’t even joke about this, the movie legitimately traumatized me and I remember every single detail about it. Now I’ve returned, and I’m seriously regretting my choices. My chest is tightening. I’m currently defying my my fight or flight response. I’m legitimately frightened. Holy shit.

    • @bellabyers2929
      @bellabyers2929 3 года назад +13

      Please be careful❤️

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 3 года назад +6

      Can't blame you, I used to be beyond tolerant to this back then though.

    • @donkeykong5900
      @donkeykong5900 3 года назад +3

      I feel the same way whenever I see my uncle stay strong my dude

    • @kamamaunillama31
      @kamamaunillama31 3 года назад

      Now when I see it it's worse cause I understand it ._.

    • @melvinraison6937
      @melvinraison6937 3 года назад +4

      That's funny cause I used to watch this movie alot as a kid until 1 day I had this traumatizing nightmare about it. I still remember the nightmare and ever since then I've never watched this movie again.

  • @ozieflo9715
    @ozieflo9715 3 года назад +8

    You are a good theorizer. I've never looked at it that way before. Am looking forward to seeing other videos uploaded by you.

  • @captainironbat8193
    @captainironbat8193 Год назад +3

    I loved this film as a kid.
    I also loved horrer movies as a kid, still do.

  • @bird2034
    @bird2034 3 года назад +585

    Are you doing okay theorizer? Do you need someone to talk to, man?

  • @christophergirardi8145
    @christophergirardi8145 3 года назад +303

    I constantly wish Theorizer would get his Iron deficiency under control, I'm starting to get worried.

  • @katelynnlasiter3642
    @katelynnlasiter3642 3 года назад +4

    When he chuffed at the "canine American" i cracked because i always laugh at that part. It's so stupid, but i can't help myself 😅

  • @sharlaempyar1429
    @sharlaempyar1429 2 года назад +2

    I raised up with an animated series of him When i used to Live in brazil and now i understand the Phrase:
    " Cat in the Hat that has Stuff in the Head"
    Or as we say in brazil: "Gatola da Cartola que tem quoisa na Caxola"

  • @GeminiPrincess-gq7cj
    @GeminiPrincess-gq7cj 3 года назад +100

    I’m convinced that the theorizer has OFFICIALLY lost his mind. But the fact that this makes perfect sense is scary

  • @doooooormatt
    @doooooormatt 3 года назад +149

    When you started saying "Its a Movie" I was lke..."Yeah it is, is this a joke?" and then he explained and I was like "OH ok I get now, continue "

  • @ummaTHEumma
    @ummaTHEumma 3 года назад +4

    The constant jokes as you seriously theorize has me rolling. I love your videos so much

  • @josueanguiano2165
    @josueanguiano2165 2 года назад +2

    Bro I’ve been watching you since the early coralline days, and the level of insanity has increased with each video. I’m legitimately worried for you.

  • @null6180
    @null6180 3 года назад +522

    Couldn't agree more about it being a horror movie

  • @anaangel2648
    @anaangel2648 3 года назад +137

    Everyone's like "he finally snapped!" What did y'all expect he had to analyse this mf movie n make smthn of it

  • @queeniemarigold
    @queeniemarigold 3 года назад +6

    I have watched this and Coraline at least a thousand times, and it took me like half the video to get the Coraline joke, not to mention the seizure that this whole theory is...

  • @jhonkelly5937
    @jhonkelly5937 Год назад +2

    this movie was my childhood and a masterpiece

  • @BestofBestStudio
    @BestofBestStudio 3 года назад +208

    I just want a rated R horror prequel of this movie. It doesn't even have to be related. As long as it is considered the same universe

    • @urdilatedeyez
      @urdilatedeyez 3 года назад +12

      With Christopher Nolan as the director

    • @BestofBestStudio
      @BestofBestStudio 3 года назад +6

      @@urdilatedeyez And Leigh Whannel

    • @urdilatedeyez
      @urdilatedeyez 3 года назад +4

      @@BestofBestStudio *yes.*

    • @rocsiali4092
      @rocsiali4092 3 года назад +3

      Edward scissor hands town lol

    • @TheWandererOfDreams
      @TheWandererOfDreams Год назад

      Ask the group of people known as "Erin Hunter" to work on it. It'd be silly if they did that.

  • @tinyflyingdragons9432
    @tinyflyingdragons9432 3 года назад +365

    "it's a movie! It's not real! These kids are paid actors!" Me: yes...

  • @Im__A__Fan
    @Im__A__Fan 3 года назад +12

    My theory on this movie: It broke The Theorizer.

  • @ShootingRiser
    @ShootingRiser 2 года назад +2

    Somebody please forward this to all of the cast members, it is hilarious the way his theory sounds so serious.

  • @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers
    @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers 3 года назад +459

    I love how the the theorizer is able to talk about anything livht harted and make it sound dark without needing to change the story or add or remove anything and ensted just changes how he describes it.
    Side note I would want theorizer to make a theory or a video on something Dr Suess but he has to ryme the hole time. Maybe he could do it for a video on the *thicc* plot series were even if the comments dont ryme he needs to make it ryme while he is reading it somehow?

    • @MarioGotMilk-Remake
      @MarioGotMilk-Remake 3 года назад +15

      the teletubbies should be next

    • @MarioGotMilk-Remake
      @MarioGotMilk-Remake 3 года назад +7

      @super dude man i don't think slendytyubbies would get a theory. maybe gay theory could make it. though i said teletubbies as a joke

    • @trixxartarchive7705
      @trixxartarchive7705 3 года назад +6

      He could do something on Green Eggs and Ham I really like that show.

    • @TrentonTehwhatever460
      @TrentonTehwhatever460 3 года назад +3

      Batim or Thomas and friends

    • @MarioGotMilk-Remake
      @MarioGotMilk-Remake 3 года назад +2

      @@trixxartarchive7705 i mean yeah. there is something wrong with the whole world created there.

  • @Silentgrace11
    @Silentgrace11 3 года назад +234

    /theorizer succumbs into laughter at around the 10 minute mark/
    I think you need to take those something for that iron deficiency you were mentioning earlier, perhaps.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +99

      I said I got blood, I still need more lol

    • @jaz1903
      @jaz1903 3 года назад +7

      I was concerned lmfao

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 3 года назад +14

      Alright, just make sure you're taking care of yourself ^^"

    • @bazingadepression5675
      @bazingadepression5675 3 года назад +8

      @@TheTheorizer get more NOW

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 3 года назад +1

      @@TheTheorizer I'm sure at least some of your fans would be willing to donate if you ask?

  • @doublexjamy2
    @doublexjamy2 2 года назад +2

    I like to think this is an elaborate containment facility, designed to keep a reality warping catman from destroying the world

  • @jacobeckfeldt1486
    @jacobeckfeldt1486 3 года назад +4

    I remember watching this in 4th grade and being surprised at what they got away with

  • @motmot_is_watching
    @motmot_is_watching 3 года назад +661

    New Theory: Horton Hears a Who is actually about the kangaroo overcoming her racism of elephants.

    • @surprisedlobsta8543
      @surprisedlobsta8543 3 года назад +68

      mfw The Theorizer's next video is about Horton Hears A Who

    • @drswag0076
      @drswag0076 3 года назад +6

      um, nope.

    • @thescarletteve
      @thescarletteve 3 года назад +5

      Complete perfection

    • @alastorlapid2365
      @alastorlapid2365 3 года назад +16

      Or perhaps her views on their religion? She doesn't seem to have much problem with elephants in general, though it could be said that their religion is The Tiny Speck.

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 3 года назад +4

      @Yowatsapp 05 I don't know about you but I'm not sure if replying to a 2 months old comment will make Drswag reply

  • @bluebunanimates6590
    @bluebunanimates6590 3 года назад +186

    Bratty kid: *just being himself*
    Cat: *about to whack him with a metal bat*

  • @yaboishrimps
    @yaboishrimps 3 года назад +4

    "The question, instantly, MUST be asked. Is this the father of the two children, dressed up?"
    EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!

  • @Lostinmyhead23
    @Lostinmyhead23 3 года назад +4

    It’s crazy how the movie doesn’t even line up with the book or show. Like it’s so out there that it doesn’t make sense