KATIE THEORY #1: The Demon of “Horton Hears a Who”

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024
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  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +1184

    It my great pleasure to reveal to you all that I in fact MISSED a SECRET deleted scene in which, no joke, this ENTIRE THEORY is 100% proven to be true. The creators were even once interviewed about it, and they claimed all of this is spot-on. I will link the confirmation: ruclips.net/video/BHOvUQNe16U/видео.html

    • @TheRaven5138
      @TheRaven5138 4 года назад +69

      Is this gonna be a rickroll

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +225

      The fact that it’s not will just add to the utter shock

    • @notpog5262
      @notpog5262 4 года назад +51

      I like your vids more than game Theory

    • @gamrr_499
      @gamrr_499 4 года назад +13

      Y you ruin my childhood

    • @jasondoingrandomthingonyou5885
      @jasondoingrandomthingonyou5885 4 года назад +17

      Your loony. Why don't you , instead of saying this ONE character is cuthulu just for saying "aww", maybe you should answer why the animals are talking.

  • @NotSantana
    @NotSantana 4 года назад +1640

    I have a friend, whos called negu, who just hated Katie for no reason; and I mean he hated Katie, he hated Katie with a passion. Anytime someone put an image of Katie in chat or sent it to him he'd just be anger because of the amount of hate he has for that creature

    • @adrianinha19
      @adrianinha19 4 года назад +353

      Your friend knows something....

    • @icouldntthinkofaname155
      @icouldntthinkofaname155 4 года назад +281

      @@adrianinha19 *He knows too much, that's what...*

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 4 года назад +83

      Don't worry, he'll be dealt with soon good felow

    • @sosukeaizen7028
      @sosukeaizen7028 4 года назад +58

      Negu and I are one and the same.

    • @luwucien
      @luwucien 4 года назад +107

      Katie ate his home world

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 года назад +3798

    This is what MatPat is going to be like in 10 years of theorizing about FNAF.

    • @tillyfoxes8778
      @tillyfoxes8778 4 года назад +237

      Or the moment he tries to sort out the timeline...

    • @5KiTl3z0r8
      @5KiTl3z0r8 4 года назад +55

      hi theorizer. good work. when you said the truth is everything is real and has a separate dimension and the picture you put up in that moment could you expand on that?

    • @5KiTl3z0r8
      @5KiTl3z0r8 4 года назад +20

      this is funny and seems like a joke theory or is it a real theory i’m buying it man let me know

    • @MissRockabellaHart
      @MissRockabellaHart 4 года назад +63

      I can't be the only one who needs a collab between Mat and theorizer.

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 4 года назад +29

      @@MissRockabellaHart they will be unstoppable

  • @AdoraMcQueen
    @AdoraMcQueen 4 года назад +3505

    It’s confirmed any orphan is now an eldritch god

  • @astro.mp3348
    @astro.mp3348 4 года назад +2281

    Since Katie has her eyes facing forward, she's automatically a predator

    • @cassiemichael4697
      @cassiemichael4697 3 года назад +145

      I guess so is Horton and everyone else then, too, by that logic.

    • @KipTM
      @KipTM 3 года назад +73

      @@cassiemichael4697 Yes.

    • @ozzywalker609
      @ozzywalker609 3 года назад +98

      Movie maker logic says 'it's more relatable to humans'
      Theorizer logic states 'there's more to this'

    • @trxlord09
      @trxlord09 3 года назад +16

      Oh God that's the worst part

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 года назад +9

      ._.
      He's gonna eat someone...

  • @landonadams9935
    @landonadams9935 4 года назад +1677

    Hearing Theorizer moan and grunt like that is something i didn't know i needed to hear today. It's also kinda terrifying ngl.

  • @Vulpes_Ailurus
    @Vulpes_Ailurus 4 года назад +2246

    The mere fact that Horton Hears a Who exists is an eldritch horror.

    • @steampunkemo9211
      @steampunkemo9211 4 года назад +22

      Damn.

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 4 года назад +70

      It’s probably the best dr Seuss film tho.

    • @GreenGlo1991
      @GreenGlo1991 4 года назад +57

      Aw come on, I actually liked it a lot.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 4 года назад +80

      Horton made me cry as a kid because of the idea of a universe so large it could contain others, full of huge beings beyond our comprehension. Still crying now.

    • @Vulpes_Ailurus
      @Vulpes_Ailurus 4 года назад +24

      I don’t want anyone to think I’m trying to discourage anyone from liking it. I liked it as a kid too. But it’s not a great movie and definitely not a good adaptation of the story. The beautiful thing about opinions is you can like something even if it’s bad.

  • @motmot_is_watching
    @motmot_is_watching 4 года назад +2168

    New Theory: Horton Hears a Who is actually about the kangaroo overcoming her racism of elephants.

    • @generichomosapien4666
      @generichomosapien4666 4 года назад +75

      Rule 33 if it exists, it has a creepy side to it

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- 4 года назад +41

      @@generichomosapien4666 ....rule 33? uh oh...i have never heard of rule 33...GREAT!!!

    • @pedrovisck891
      @pedrovisck891 4 года назад +19

      or it's all about religion and tolerance...

    • @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376
      @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 4 года назад +12

      You commented this on his cat in the hat video.

    • @nerathechildoflight9974
      @nerathechildoflight9974 4 года назад +6

      @@generichomosapien4666 what the fuck does rule 34 have to do with anything

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +1549

    I don't know man, nothing is more scary than the Cat in the Hat making cupcakes with his Kupcake-Inator

  • @wartrix6046
    @wartrix6046 4 года назад +416

    I don't know if he's insane or a genius, but at this point I don't care

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 4 года назад +140

    The fact that Katie is able to survive in space, float, and is shaped as a speck.
    Is most likely signaling that Katie, itself, is theoretically a pocket universe itself.
    Or more, a creator of pocket universes, a producer of “specks”, which is full of other Katie’s, creating more Katie’s infinitely, meaning the Katie shown in the movie might be a product of a larger, more incomprehensible Katie which might have been created by a larger Katie.
    This might explain the lack of parents shown as well.

  • @javiarcamaro7178
    @javiarcamaro7178 3 года назад +68

    "I've carved out a career in creating the taxonomy of the Eldritch horrors of kids films" is the best line I have ever heard of someone describing what they do for a living, and knowing he is actually serious just makes it 100% times better.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +586

    They always ask Horton who but they never ask Horton *how?* smh

  • @amcat8015
    @amcat8015 4 года назад +558

    Me listening to any other theorist: Pffft, yea right.
    Me listening to THE Theorizer: *Yes.*

    • @d.lan3y
      @d.lan3y 4 года назад +36

      He's weirdly convincing, isn't he?

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 4 года назад +42

      @@d.lan3y he could DEFINITELY start a cult if he wanted to

    • @bungiecrimes7247
      @bungiecrimes7247 4 года назад +17

      matpat makes me roll my eyes
      The theorizer makes me roll on my ass laughing

    • @What-ef3ff
      @What-ef3ff 4 года назад +1

      Not even MatPat?

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 4 года назад +17

      I mean, MatPat's pretty convincing to me but Theorizer's voice and the way he makes completely outlandish statements before thoroughly and fully proving them just makes my jaw drop (not saying MP doesn't prove his theories). I find both theorists funny and cognizant but MatPat's theories are admittedly more memorable for me (and I have a very shitty memory), even when he theorizes on something I've never seen and Theorizer theorizes on something I love.

  • @Kami-mk7tu
    @Kami-mk7tu 4 года назад +447

    I think she is the offspring of an old race of aliens who lost her parents by floating off in space after witch she goes on a quest to find her home spec. But on her way she goes on adventures on other specs and helps other races.

    • @EpsilonD2
      @EpsilonD2 4 года назад +34

      Plot twist she was sent there by an Evil race but hit her head and fell in love with the place.
      What? No that's not what basically happened with Goku in Dragonball this idea is 100% original.

    • @Wadd_of_Yarn
      @Wadd_of_Yarn 4 года назад +4

      So see Doctor Suess? Us in so much as the comment of RUclips Can play along, too.

    • @lazuritethehybridfurry7668
      @lazuritethehybridfurry7668 4 года назад +4

      She might be a imposter from among us because of the tounge but that might not be true

    • @danielsutter3051
      @danielsutter3051 4 года назад

      I am terrified by aliens

    • @alkebulanawah4242
      @alkebulanawah4242 4 года назад

      She's not Superman dude

  • @gryphonmctaggart1173
    @gryphonmctaggart1173 4 года назад +494

    who would win:
    Mort:
    Evil incarnate:
    Genetically anomalous:
    Soul sucker:
    Pocket universe stomach:
    First of his species:
    Eldritch entity:
    Or
    Katie:
    Genetically anomalous:
    Able to survive the vacuum of space:
    Pocket universe:
    Eater of worlds:
    Eldritch entity:

    • @samchristie755
      @samchristie755 4 года назад +29

      Uhhhhhhhh..... mort?

    • @darthash9746
      @darthash9746 4 года назад +42

      Lord Gary laughs at us from the dark room

    • @tranquilotl3335
      @tranquilotl3335 4 года назад +14

      Mort

    • @thescarletcultist113
      @thescarletcultist113 4 года назад +30

      Both of them along with scrat and Gary all collide and form a dark universe edit:all four would all be killed in the battle in the would have enough destruction and death to destroy one universe and they all get killed by there own powers the match is a draw but it would create many races of beings made from there powers and a dark universe.

    • @EpsilonD2
      @EpsilonD2 4 года назад +29

      Well if Mort absorbs her into his pocket universe stomach or pocket universe with the other Morts, she could probably just *groans* back into the previous reality with everyone so that couldn't work to contain her. She could try to eat him, but one of two things could happen. Scenario one; Smart Mort comes out and finds a way to get out of Katie. Scenario two; Katie spaces out like with the bug and Mort just tumbles out.
      I'd say it would be a draw as neither can be destroyed.

  • @shadowgamer4306
    @shadowgamer4306 4 года назад +410

    Hey Theorizer, it would be cool if you could make a theory about Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated. There are many mysteries present in that show that you could analyze! Keep up the great work.

    • @jackoleen1236
      @jackoleen1236 4 года назад +31

      yeah, so many mysteries...
      Like why is Velma so horny?

    • @JaydenMontano
      @JaydenMontano 4 года назад +8

      @@jackoleen1236 oh god

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 4 года назад +22

      What a great idea! Specially with how it implies all other Hannah-Barbera funny animals were actually demi-gods! And I am pretty sure Wally Gator was the mascot of a reptile skin store.

    • @jimmysirenhead6228
      @jimmysirenhead6228 4 года назад +8

      *Nah he’d probably cover A Pup Named Scooby-Doo first*

    • @ChevonJBenzo
      @ChevonJBenzo 4 года назад +2

      Yes Yes Yes! I second this motion.

  • @redactedredacted1860
    @redactedredacted1860 4 года назад +586

    Everyone’s Gangster until The Theorizer Theorizes.

  • @blakepeters4137
    @blakepeters4137 4 года назад +169

    The Theorizer I have a DreamWorks theory for you. Oh, the "lovable" alien from Home, is actually a sycophant who called the Gorg for the way his people treated him.

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 4 года назад +28

      Wouldnt surpise me if it was passive agression. Everything is always his fault even when its not.

    • @CorporalTailsDude
      @CorporalTailsDude 4 года назад +4

      @@blindedjourneyman when isn't it his fault?

    • @NoobMaster-cl3tl
      @NoobMaster-cl3tl 4 года назад +2

      69th like

    • @minespatch
      @minespatch 4 года назад +6

      It's been a while since I read the book Smekday, maybe there's info in the book that the film didn't dwell on.

  • @arandomperson1621
    @arandomperson1621 4 года назад +66

    I don’t know what scares me more, the theory itself, or the commitment he makes to make us believe him.

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 3 года назад +9

      I'm most worried about the fact he's got a point

    • @picollojr9009
      @picollojr9009 3 года назад +1

      There comes the bomb.. what he said, IS CANON, SHE IS AN ELDERITCH DEVOURER-

  • @boiitbespamtongspamton4518
    @boiitbespamtongspamton4518 4 года назад +828

    This guy scares me because hes more insane when matpat works on a theory fnaf, but unlike matpat,some times, *hes actually right*

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +325

      *often right
      This is not the first theory this very year that has been outright confirmed.

    • @trickyxgaming5269
      @trickyxgaming5269 4 года назад +42

      @@TheTheorizer really damn also "IN A SINGLE GULP" *Guhh*

    • @imperialguardsman7771
      @imperialguardsman7771 4 года назад +17

      @Melon Sauce not as often

    • @HaxTheCharizard
      @HaxTheCharizard 4 года назад +61

      MatPat has had a decent amount of theories that are accurate... but at this point, most of MatPat's better contet is explaining the science behind things, and not just theorizing.

    • @TennoWolf
      @TennoWolf 4 года назад +17

      @@HaxTheCharizard the science series is more Auston's territory than MatPat's

  • @emmanuelbonapart6852
    @emmanuelbonapart6852 4 года назад +579

    I'm Starting to think that the theorizer has gone insane, like it may have been a joke at the start but now I feel its getting too real for my liking.

    • @jdub7986
      @jdub7986 4 года назад +32

      Like at 9:43 I read this and was like wtffff

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 4 года назад +12

      @@jdub7986 ik i was like tf are u okay

    • @faithharris7173
      @faithharris7173 4 года назад +42

      I don't think hes insane, he might still need the blood transfusion he was talking about in the last video. He's just interested in all of these films and figures out somethings we would never think about

    • @boi.9936
      @boi.9936 4 года назад +12

      Is he wrong? Katie is pretty scary.

    • @tinniesealjiji
      @tinniesealjiji 4 года назад +13

      I think its just the music or he might just like gothic / cosmic horror lover

  • @guilherme7438
    @guilherme7438 4 года назад +78

    Character: *is self-aware*
    The Theorizer: i diagnose you with eldritch god.

  • @thescarletcultist113
    @thescarletcultist113 4 года назад +48

    The theorizer never ceases to amaze and entertain me. he truly is awesome

  • @HawkTeevs
    @HawkTeevs 4 года назад +37

    9:42 It was at this moment when I realized that these kinds of theories have driven this man to near insanity.

  • @suvogel1966
    @suvogel1966 4 года назад +156

    I swear with every upload i feel myself losing my own sanity along with him

    • @Momy69420
      @Momy69420 4 года назад +10

      I’ve lost my sanity 3 years ago

    • @Blueberry_Bubbles130
      @Blueberry_Bubbles130 4 года назад +8

      Yes I get that feeling as well. But his videos are so enjoyable.

    • @goober324
      @goober324 4 года назад +6

      @@Momy69420 I lost mine a week ago but not from the theorizer

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 4 года назад +5

      Ikr its like visiting underland again. I miss that feeling

  • @groovyashyslashy6338
    @groovyashyslashy6338 4 года назад +63

    Spaces out to lure “predators” only to throw them off guard and ultimately consume. She seems to be using this “weakness” as a strategy to kill those who come across her unholy self.

  • @not_thomas8249
    @not_thomas8249 4 года назад +36

    This guy turned a small ridiculous character into some kind of nightmare creature and I am only a few minutes in

  • @driveasandwich6734
    @driveasandwich6734 4 года назад +100

    Wow, that sun eating the world part was really good! Have you ever considered writing cosmic horror?

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 4 года назад +12

      Watch him actually be a formless entity from an irrational place outside of time or something.

    • @d.lan3y
      @d.lan3y 4 года назад +13

      @@fruitygarlic3601 and he manifests on earth exclusively to make wild theories about childrens' movies? That'd be dope actually.

  • @Steaminghotchocolate
    @Steaminghotchocolate Год назад +9

    I love how if you start at the coraline theories which have the theorizer as his normal self then if you watch them and then the Mort theories and then this. You see his slow decent into madness

  • @Treeeee2008
    @Treeeee2008 4 года назад +24

    I love how you look so deep into things that are only meant to play jokes, or simple plot lines. it really changes my perspective on things I thought were just normal before. Heck, your videos on MORT made me reconsider my love for his character. Now I can’t tell if I like him more because of how mysterious he is, or if I hate him Because he’s too developed to the point where he messes up the overall tone of the Madagascar franchise. You both ruin and Enhance my love for certain movies and characters,And my addiction for your videos are stronger than My dad’s addiction to milk, he loves it so much that when he went to the store to buy it, he hasn’t came home in 10 years.

  • @MarceMarcus
    @MarceMarcus 4 года назад +159

    This guy is like game theory after dark.

  • @mystostranger
    @mystostranger 4 года назад +18

    I'd like to see a theory on family guy. Specifically Rupert. Whenever Stewie talks with Rupert, it seems like he's having an actual conversation with someone, like answering questions and responding with something that makes sense to a response from Rupert. It seems kind of weird, and not like a regular imagery friend. There's something more than meets the eye

  • @bridge8506
    @bridge8506 3 года назад +7

    The scene where Katie is in space could actually prove that Katie can control her own size, as during the movie she is smaller than other creatures on this spec on space, yet when we go to the space scene, she is shown to be the same size if not bigger than the spec she was just residing. This can therefore show that she has the ability to control her own matter and size, further showing she is a power above the jungle

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre 2 года назад +5

    The interesting thing about cosmic horror played out in such ways is that a fluffy creature like Katie could be a horrific demon monster.
    Walking up to someone and saying, "Hello," could in fact be murder.

  • @heavenlylexy9895
    @heavenlylexy9895 4 года назад +42

    "My job here is done back to the nothingness haaaaaa" *in the theorizers voice impression of katie*😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap 3 года назад +7

      *wheeziing* SERIOUSLY ... SERIOUSLY... SERIOUSLY...

    • @Bluurayy
      @Bluurayy 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MaddysinLeigh
    @MaddysinLeigh 4 года назад +8

    I watched the interview with the creators and apparently when Katie is holding up to clover she’s still standing on her four legs meaning she’s holding the clover up with a fifth leg.

  • @blue1601
    @blue1601 4 года назад +32

    I think she might be ethereal or magical, but I don't think she's evil. Honestly, I think she's well-meaning and cute, but don't know how she comes off. I think she might be something like a protecter who enjoys those underneath her but can't relate. Comparing her to more is unfair, cause his name literally means death.

    • @picollojr9009
      @picollojr9009 2 года назад

      Cosmic entities are seen by us as evil because to them, We are but ants in an anthill that they play with. They are a whole other plain of existence beyond us, And once a small being such as us crosses the veil, Our mind dissolves into the insanity, for it cannot make sense of this ethereal plain.
      Worse is, the theory is true, the writers confirmed it in the extras-

  • @Joe_Potts
    @Joe_Potts 4 года назад +9

    Ok this legitimately horrified me. I never noticed those animation details on Katie when I was younger.

  • @iw9472
    @iw9472 2 года назад +3

    I love how insane you make everything sound just by speaking, it worries me sometimes for your well being, but I love this. I also love that this is Cosmic horror and I never noticed. My husband says you're Mattpat but getting it right and not being held back.

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia 2 года назад +11

    If Katie's parents are never seen with the other parents and Katie is a being that can create worlds & go to them at will, then there is a possibility that Katie's parents could be eldrich demigods that can control & create entire universes without anybody noticing without interacting with the other parents, in which they see as inferiors, but are still willing to transport their daughter to the planet where those parents live for her to learn about how they interact in order to hide among them while controlling her own universe before reaching the power of her parents. After Whoville was saved, Katie may have returned to the realm where her parents lived after seeing that the system of pocket universes has been kept stable through the continuation of the existence of Whoville.

  • @faithharris7173
    @faithharris7173 4 года назад +96

    Did you finally get that blood transfusion that you needed? I hope you're okay darling

  • @VicTaylorsVersion
    @VicTaylorsVersion 4 года назад +90

    She's not like other girls she's an eldritch demon 😂

  • @kenom7042
    @kenom7042 4 года назад +67

    Theorizer : uploads vídeo
    Spamers: my moment has arrived

  • @Rosie_pastel
    @Rosie_pastel 3 года назад +11

    His Katie aah~ impressions are killing me 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @byrite8112
    @byrite8112 4 года назад +12

    Now that you say it like that that creature scares me now i completely didnt notice her creepiness at all

  • @bamismyname
    @bamismyname 4 года назад +9

    Clicked on this thinking it was a Terraria video, but then he starts talking about Dr. Seuss and space.

  • @mohammadtahir4410
    @mohammadtahir4410 4 года назад +95

    Me about to go to sleep
    The Theorizer: Take Some Nightmares About Your Favorite Movie
    HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sonidophore9100
    @sonidophore9100 3 года назад +8

    I am unreasonably hyped to hear his thoughts on MORT.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +6

      Have you seen parts 1-20 yet? They’re up. 21 will be in a Couple days!

    • @soomitsunami5936
      @soomitsunami5936 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheTheorizeroh god

  • @culthybrid7200
    @culthybrid7200 3 года назад +3

    I often find myself coming back to this video late at night, and then proceeded to question all of human existence.

  • @sorin366
    @sorin366 Год назад +3

    Fun fact I did a presentation about this particular subject in like 4th grade and everyone thought I was crazy but now I see I am not alone

  • @IAmTerrestrial
    @IAmTerrestrial 3 года назад +21

    He just keeps getting more and more deranged with every episode...
    I Love it!!!!

  • @Southernstereotype
    @Southernstereotype 3 года назад +2

    The visceral nature of his speech over the backdrop of Katies brainless expression is something else

  • @thomasjewell8090
    @thomasjewell8090 4 года назад +8

    I feel like he’s probably the most normal guy outside of this and then if you look slightly in the door and there’s just red string everywhere in his room

  • @fakepsychictheorist2668
    @fakepsychictheorist2668 4 года назад +2

    I am SO glad I found this channel again, my fav types of videos

  • @aidam7822
    @aidam7822 4 года назад +10

    watching this after he discovered the deleted scene hits different

  • @tatyanarodriguez1561
    @tatyanarodriguez1561 3 года назад +2

    I just love it when you do a deep analysis of my favorite characters, it always makes them more fun.

  • @MoreLoreThenThereSeems
    @MoreLoreThenThereSeems 4 года назад +5

    0:43 " it exists and therefore has lore to it" now that's a statement I can get behind

  • @loki_playz9156
    @loki_playz9156 4 года назад +16

    Tiny Thing: Breathe*
    The Theorizer: They ate worlds before

  • @UntotenTheo
    @UntotenTheo 4 года назад +15

    The Thumbnail: *Exists*
    Terrarians: *Grabs grenades with malicious intent*

  • @belleofbrightside97
    @belleofbrightside97 3 года назад +8

    As a Katie myself, I feel very moved by this theory.

  • @driveasandwich6734
    @driveasandwich6734 4 года назад +44

    Is the "snow-globe" WhoVille the same as the clover WhoVille?

  • @katiemartin487
    @katiemartin487 3 года назад +5

    I was just about to watch that movie, when I remembered that you covered a theory on it, so I decided to watch these videos before the movie. I can't believe your theory on Katie being a eater of worlds was true.
    It's kind of weird since my name is Katie. 😱

  • @victoriameyer7255
    @victoriameyer7255 4 года назад +45

    Katie is a yak?
    Edit: Katie is not a yak?

  • @0shinigami321
    @0shinigami321 4 года назад +2

    Dude, you deserve happiness and joy. You are amazing

  • @Squiggy8440
    @Squiggy8440 4 года назад +26

    The irony, katie is best character hands down just for being a weirdly adorable monstrosity

    • @parisheidi3119
      @parisheidi3119 4 года назад +1

      Only reason I rewatch the movie

    • @Squiggy8440
      @Squiggy8440 4 года назад +1

      @@parisheidi3119 awesome! You’re fabulous! I like you! :D

  • @Light-fi1mj
    @Light-fi1mj 4 года назад +1

    I cannot express how much I love your theories. They're batshit amazing with no stone left unturned. I admire your dedication!

  • @nora_yasmine
    @nora_yasmine 4 года назад +20

    Horton Hears a Who was destined to come next...

  • @hollowsteel
    @hollowsteel 4 года назад +2

    Dude, this theory is so over the top and I love it! It's just so unexpected and shocking, and though it sounds far out it turns out somewhat true! These theories are great and I like how you manage to come up with such dark theories for these lighthearted movies (except for coralline, that movie is pretty dark on its own) keep up the theories dude!

  • @SomoneWhoIsVeryReallyReal
    @SomoneWhoIsVeryReallyReal 3 года назад +8

    *”My job here is done. Back to the nothingness!”*
    *”H U A G H H”*

  • @penelopelenam8783
    @penelopelenam8783 3 года назад +2

    The eat "rainbows and poop butterflies" line is literally my senior year book quote. 11 years later I'm equally proud/embarrassed by it. But I love this weird ass character. She's one of my favorite... things.... ever.

  • @GameJam230
    @GameJam230 4 года назад +5

    Karengaroo sounds like it was intentionally done for the movie, and is also now my favorite word

  • @nataliethomas9594
    @nataliethomas9594 3 года назад +2

    I just love how he's slowly become crazier and crazier each theory

  • @osmosisjones4912
    @osmosisjones4912 4 года назад +46

    Maybe whovill could have been a lucky coincidence like earth in the habitable zone

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +12

      I was thinking that

    • @mentalcase4299
      @mentalcase4299 4 года назад

      There are no coincidences.

    • @rustable4165
      @rustable4165 4 года назад

      @@mentalcase4299 yes there is

    • @mentalcase4299
      @mentalcase4299 4 года назад

      @@rustable4165 it's a common phrase. Chill

    • @rustable4165
      @rustable4165 4 года назад

      @@mentalcase4299 i was playing lol. Chill

  • @Nate_Lawliet
    @Nate_Lawliet 4 года назад +4

    This is the first video of yours I’ve watched and you’ve gained a new subscriber, this is some quality content.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +1

      how

    • @Nate_Lawliet
      @Nate_Lawliet 4 года назад

      @@TheTheorizer lmao, guess I'm into messed up shiz like this

    • @Nate_Lawliet
      @Nate_Lawliet 4 года назад

      also I'm watching your amazing mort theories as we speak they're very interesting to say the least

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +1

      yep

  • @andresomerville4896
    @andresomerville4896 4 года назад +17

    I'm going to take a wild guess before watching the video and say that Katie is a devourer of universes, specifically the small ones that exist in specks.

  • @FloweyFanClub
    @FloweyFanClub 4 года назад +18

    the eldritch horrors of kid's shows? Listen. For 15 years, I've been obsessed with a cartoon whose very core is based on the horrors of eldritch abominations. The way your mind degrades when you have behold the true form of the dark ones is the very reason anything goes wrong. The world destruction and corruption when one is set free to wreak havoc on the universe. the way one can never remove one's connection to them. I was taught was death was by the Worm. Being replaced by yourself. Please investigate super robot monkey team hyperforce go. It's the only thing ive been able to think about.

  • @gary1471
    @gary1471 4 года назад +16

    Hey mom can we get film theory?
    “No we have film theory at home”
    Mom this isn’t film theory this is The Theorizer and it’s much better thanks!

  • @OrangePixelJuice
    @OrangePixelJuice 4 года назад +6

    Unreal that this has been proven to actually have an leg to stand on. Apparently this also happened with some other theories. I'll have to watch those too now.

  • @CrazyKat-2165
    @CrazyKat-2165 3 года назад +3

    Katie is literally my spirit animal. To know she can literally wipe out planets like the Death Star with just one chop. And how she literally has the power of thanos. I can say she is now a god to me. ALL HAIL KATIE! THE FLOOF OF THE UNIVERSE!

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 года назад +3

    I'm willing to bet one of your next theories will be something along the lines of how each different King Neptune in SpongeBob is actually a conspiracy about different kings being assassinated, and Atlantis forcing new families onto the throne after changing the name of the new king

  • @gratedcheese1159
    @gratedcheese1159 Год назад +2

    I remember once I had a nightmare in which that… thing had clamped it’s horrible little jaws into my neck, squeezing harder and harder until there was a loud, wet popping noise and I immediately woke up.

  • @imagineblack913
    @imagineblack913 4 года назад +4

    Since this is Dr. Seuss I was thinking for one of your many theories about The Nightmare Before Christmas, what is the Grinch was Jack and his dog was the ghost dog? I mean there is a resemblance. Both Jack and The Grinch tried to steal christmas away but in the end they both liked christmas and gave the presents back and made everything better.

  • @kasidi2629
    @kasidi2629 4 года назад +1

    I enjoy this channel so much, I can never tell if what he is saying is satire or not. But I love it none the less. Keep it up man!!

  • @Mikeuyd
    @Mikeuyd 4 года назад +6

    Those “AaaaaHHhh” is killing me

  • @AsiaJohnson-ck3wc
    @AsiaJohnson-ck3wc 19 дней назад +2

    bruh.. .11:41 was just crazy, basically roasting katieee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeletedUserInGreen
    @DeletedUserInGreen 4 года назад +25

    “Hey guys, theorizer here. I’ve stopped taking my medications so I can theorize better”

  • @RealFakePhD
    @RealFakePhD 3 года назад +2

    My wife watches this movie a lot and I ask her EVERY time "wtf is katie?" and she always brushes it off. I have to show her this

  • @ticcibellaandjourneythekil6011
    @ticcibellaandjourneythekil6011 4 года назад +17

    The fact that my sister said I reminded her of Katie 😂😂😂

    • @neonsillystring3823
      @neonsillystring3823 4 года назад +5

      One of my close friends said that I remind them of Katie... 😭😭 It was so painful because I always knew that there was something off about Katie.

    • @ticcibellaandjourneythekil6011
      @ticcibellaandjourneythekil6011 4 года назад +3

      @@neonsillystring3823 same tho I feel you

    • @PotatoWithALaptop
      @PotatoWithALaptop 3 года назад

      Show her the video

  • @alishaborg8826
    @alishaborg8826 4 года назад +2

    I love the sound effects he makes an just how he talks it’s amazing

  • @wellingtonjunior6524
    @wellingtonjunior6524 4 года назад +3

    That screenshot of her in space us actually creepy.

  • @McClave69
    @McClave69 4 года назад +1

    About time you uploaded something

  • @garthdavis4320
    @garthdavis4320 4 года назад +7

    Katie has to be the weirdest creature in the Seuss universe.

  • @huntjetson
    @huntjetson 3 года назад +2

    Matpat: this theory toke me a week to make
    The theorizer:

  • @vrilnau5396
    @vrilnau5396 4 года назад +5

    I love how, at first look of the notification for these vids are either a "what in the *goddamn*" or a "yeah I get that"

  • @issaicx
    @issaicx 4 года назад

    Dude I’m so happy you post I’ve rewatch your backlog makes the Boredom of a night shift go faster

  • @CornPopWasABadDude
    @CornPopWasABadDude 4 года назад +3

    11:40 I love everything about this quote. Shout out to all the Katie's out there. You should get this as your ring tone 😂

  • @teagankoth-jw9ps
    @teagankoth-jw9ps 11 месяцев назад +2

    3:45 the only correct audio here is "in my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies" "that's beautiful katie" "Muhahahahahahaha"

  • @ryancliff-singleton7347
    @ryancliff-singleton7347 4 года назад +18

    thhis guy be solving unknown laws of phisics with cartoons lmao

  • @evil778
    @evil778 2 года назад +2

    "She has teeth that can drill through tungsten. A tongue encompass worlds and consume them in a single GULP *Dry throat noises * Imagine looking up across the horizon, and seeing what you think is the sun, only for it to turn around to reveal it's razor sharp fangs that lurch toward everything you've ever known at the speed of light. Then, darkness. You feel the sense of dread looming, as everything disintegrates around you. You bare witness as your body painfully dissolves and your soul is ripped from your mind. You scream, but nothing comes out, for your mouth is long gone. You sense the silent agony of billions around you as you are obliterated one quark at a time, until the space that once contained you ceases to exist on all levels of dimension."
    - The Theorizer, 2021.