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SHREK THEORY: The Trumpet Player is a Cult Leader

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  • Опубликовано: 17 авг 2024
  • Check Out More Theories: • MY BEST THEORIES Reggie is the true evil. Shrek is the best Dreamworks franchise, and the Shrek 5 trailer has been taking forever, so I look back at our favourite All Star's legacy... In Shrek 2, the ogres are invited to visit Far Far Away by a messenger and his team of trumpeters. One of the trumpeters starts to improvise a jazzy little song, and is promptly shut down by the Herald. To my astonished shock, I have figured something out that shouldn’t exist- A mystery with this funny trumpeter at its centre, that flips these films on their head. A dark secret, with “Reggie the Trumpet Guy” at its core. I am sharing it with you today, in my most overzealous theory in ages. Enjoy!
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Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +1385

    You have all been involved in a grandiose experiment spanning a couple of months in which I sequentially present the theories in an increasingly absurd manner so as to test public interpretations of the overall mood presented. This is the zenith, and is ever-so-slightly tipped into the more “ridiculous” territory, indicating my limit. Often these tests are more logical than absurdist, and this one is more absurdist than logical, or so it appears. It is focused on the suspect, “Reginald”, as opposed to the legitimate core of the theory which was Merlin and the Fairy Godmother. What was and still is presented about 35% as an intentionally delayed April Fool’s joke, has of course got the underlying observations and general thesis surrounding the population of Far Far Away, and how the Shrek Multiverse has an underbelly metaphor relaying how libertarians in Far Far Away react to absolute monarchies with memes, similarly to the real world.

    • @robbiemcinnis5582
      @robbiemcinnis5582 4 года назад +32

      The theorizer nice theory here are some top 10 potential theories you could do on these franchises movies TV shows etc.
      10 Tomorrowland 2015 movie
      9 goosebumps
      8 The matrix
      7 robots 2005 movie
      6 monsters versus aliens
      5 Battlestar Galactica
      4 Jimmy neutron
      3 The dark tower
      2 The last of us
      1 cloverField

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 4 года назад +8

      The Theorizer wow first he was in the video game and he appeared in Shrek the third

    • @zakk0730
      @zakk0730 4 года назад +9

      “Grandiose experiment”. Hmm, I will think of.......

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 года назад +4

      The Theorizer I love it😈

    • @csb5315
      @csb5315 4 года назад +1

      Could you try doing a theory on Onward, I think you could link it back a Pixar theories you made.

  • @blakepeters4137
    @blakepeters4137 4 года назад +2390

    You know, I never EVER, think of weird stuff like this, but its weirder that he convinces me every time.

    • @cherriesz
      @cherriesz 4 года назад +6

      Blake Peterss

    • @doctorplague788
      @doctorplague788 4 года назад +29

      Is it the shocking thinking thing in his voice or something else?

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 4 года назад +17

      I think that’s because of how hot his voice is.
      Like, *swoon*

    • @CybaTronikk
      @CybaTronikk 4 года назад +11

      I mean he is THE THEORIZER

    • @sansbutacat5326
      @sansbutacat5326 4 года назад +16

      The theorizer is ethier mentality insane or a comedy master because this is really funny to watch him act insane

  • @scarbrinetheultimategod2911
    @scarbrinetheultimategod2911 4 года назад +1979

    He's not insane, he's super-sane. He's more sane than each and every one of us.

    • @lordroy88
      @lordroy88 4 года назад +7

      69 likes

    • @byrite8112
      @byrite8112 4 года назад +41

      He is just like the joker from DC comics

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 4 года назад +28

      Just like the Joker. That's his power.

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 4 года назад +9

      @Origami Master Yoda
      Shrek, God of Knowledge: Chair, who is Trumpeter?
      Chair: There are three

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 4 года назад +2

      @Asian Shrek
      Of course Scarbrine is

  • @HEXE-ft5cv
    @HEXE-ft5cv 4 года назад +4097

    Guys, I think he's finally losing his mind

  • @pickleafraidofjars
    @pickleafraidofjars 4 года назад +1836

    Nothing like saying “guess what, chicken butt” in a serious tone lol

    • @PrincessPooonyPoona
      @PrincessPooonyPoona 4 года назад +9

      Ahh school nostalga in a way to annoy the c##p out of people
      At least you didnt say
      THATS WHAT SHE SAYS
      Then i wouldnt have liked and subscribed to you
      With heart and kisses
      My sister pooch-ina
      🐶->🙎
      That means shes half dog half Human

    • @brackets8403
      @brackets8403 4 года назад +2

      jfc its ringo’s art

    • @generaldeathmaster9295
      @generaldeathmaster9295 4 года назад +2

      I wish I had his voice

    • @Rolando_Cueva
      @Rolando_Cueva 4 года назад +1

      General Deathmaster he doesn’t talk like that IRL.

    • @Joseph-mm4zu
      @Joseph-mm4zu 3 года назад

      Guess what?
      Egg and snot

  • @nothere3950
    @nothere3950 4 года назад +2378

    Nobody, literally not a soul
    Theorizer: In Shrek, there’s more to the grass that meets the eye, the grass’s intention is rather...sinister.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +1052

      You just gave me an idea about how the swamp is a fake set devised by the scientists tracking ogre behaviour from the year 2085

    • @lordofchickenz6392
      @lordofchickenz6392 4 года назад +267

      @@TheTheorizer i would watch that

    • @zakk0730
      @zakk0730 4 года назад +37

      My mind just blew up

    • @michaelai1453
      @michaelai1453 4 года назад +49

      @@TheTheorizer I-I believe that

    • @benmiller9536
      @benmiller9536 4 года назад +32

      @@TheTheorizer Yay, next video!

  • @wartrix6046
    @wartrix6046 4 года назад +423

    Reggie: Plays a meme
    Theorizer: *THE CULT OF REGGIE*

    • @tiffany-up2ii
      @tiffany-up2ii 3 года назад +11

      Reggie:(whispers)do it for da memes

  • @joshuasepeda3289
    @joshuasepeda3289 4 года назад +967

    To everyone who watches these videos, no he hasn't lost his mind. This unhinged lunacy is just his natural state of being and it's exactly what makes him entertaining.

    • @JJ-ln2qg
      @JJ-ln2qg 4 года назад +4

      Joshua Sepeda r/whoosh

    • @callumjohnston2627
      @callumjohnston2627 4 года назад +8

      @@JJ-ln2qg what do you mean?

    • @artywithari
      @artywithari 4 года назад +13

      Tbh, somehow this is entertaining and half the time I can't even keep up
      He's on a whole other level

    • @supersecret39
      @supersecret39 4 года назад

      Stfu

    • @gemmalow6515
      @gemmalow6515 4 года назад +3

      No its a bloody April Fools video... Be it a bit late

  • @RheniumIodine
    @RheniumIodine 4 года назад +2845

    Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru.

  • @TheCommanderSpitz
    @TheCommanderSpitz 4 года назад +266

    Character for comedic effect: *exists* Theorizer: “He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!”

  • @gabrielam.7681
    @gabrielam.7681 4 года назад +176

    Literally anybody : **does something**
    The Theorizer : *THIS IS WORSE THAN WE HAVE EVER IMAGINED*

  • @johnsheppard2456
    @johnsheppard2456 4 года назад +2475

    I see the quarantine is affecting even the best of theorists...

    • @scatterbrainstudios1143
      @scatterbrainstudios1143 4 года назад +21

      You mean the fact that hes a bit CrAzY

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 года назад +32

      oh no, that never happened, he was already crazy, from the very beginning! haha

    • @loganentertainment1814
      @loganentertainment1814 4 года назад +3

      Seems like that doesn't?

    • @buterassassin1952
      @buterassassin1952 3 года назад +4

      @@leoyori9829 oh were all crazy, it’s just a variety of how we filter it to let it out

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 3 года назад +2

      @@buterassassin1952 FACTS

  • @ottolaing4039
    @ottolaing4039 4 года назад +653

    i think the endless theorizing has instilled a deep sense of paranoia in this man and i think he may need help

    • @braylin5003
      @braylin5003 4 года назад +31

      Or maybe he was boring, watching shrek again and got shock for this moment

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 4 года назад +27

      Or He's Simply Run Out Of Half Decent Theories And Is Now Just Pulling Them Out Of His Ass For The Sake Of Content.

    • @vio7336
      @vio7336 4 года назад +9

      @@JT5555 this is correct

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 4 года назад +6

      @@vio7336 Quite So.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +238

      Demonic Queen Half true; I am indeed pulling these out of my ass, but not for lack of ideas; I store away the good theories and upload them less frequently (once every month or two) because these crazy ones seem to get views unfortunately, and I’d rather upload less brilliant ones than stop uploading altogether from getting a new job

  • @GlenValen
    @GlenValen 2 года назад +25

    That transition from talking about high-school unity to "I think Reggie assassinated the King" gave me so much mental whiplash that I think I had an out of body experience! Awesome work :)

  • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
    @moistmeathateroffurries8621 4 года назад +608

    His knowledge has destroyed him he is to wise for he has evolved

    • @thevid6925
      @thevid6925 4 года назад +30

      He has ascended higher than human intelligence

  • @_MaximumVoltage
    @_MaximumVoltage 4 года назад +135

    This man hasn’t lost it. He’s been awakened. He’s reaching his full potential. EVERYTHING IS A THEORY NOW.

    • @drswag0076
      @drswag0076 11 месяцев назад +1

      and is before he realized what Mort really is.

  • @zakk0730
    @zakk0730 4 года назад +743

    Makes bad theory,
    Blames on himself self, but..
    “No, because Reggie”

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 4 года назад +275

    If you wanted to make a more serious theory, you could’ve claimed that Reggie became the Pied Piper or whatever the name was.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +109

      Well in all seriousness this theory’s core is basically that all of the band classmates DO like quite visually similar, and of course the more logical conclusion is that Merlin, yes, did have something to do with it (hence being fired)

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 4 года назад +23

      The Theorizer Fair point. Even in the wii game I think they expanded on what got him fired.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 года назад +6

      Hidden Desire wait REALLY?!

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 4 года назад +13

      Gracekim21 Yeah, the one that had the fun castle crasher mini game. They had extra dialogue in it including some extra lore. They also did it with the Shrek 2 video game.

    • @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat
      @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat 4 года назад +9

      That piper was actually in Shrek’s swamp when fairytale creatures were banished. He’s been the piper before Reggie first appeared.

  • @drinkwator5480
    @drinkwator5480 4 года назад +274

    i was about to leave beacause i thought it was a joke but he said "dont click off rejji will find you "

    • @morganrussman
      @morganrussman 4 года назад +14

      I think I was actually amused by that line.

    • @Luxito_DeWarlock
      @Luxito_DeWarlock 4 года назад +10

      donovan hendrickson ditto I was like “Holy Shit” 👀

    • @Tai_0601
      @Tai_0601 4 года назад +8

      Same

  • @Sly-Moose
    @Sly-Moose 4 года назад +178

    The social distancing must be getting to him. I hope he's ok.

  • @bananabird1844
    @bananabird1844 4 года назад +129

    Best RUclips intro *EVER*
    *10/10*

  • @redpanda7914
    @redpanda7914 4 года назад +278

    Movies: *exists*
    TheTheorizer: *Theory noises*

  • @raulsandoval2233
    @raulsandoval2233 4 года назад +89

    “chicken butt” classic

  • @LizLuvsCupcakes
    @LizLuvsCupcakes 4 года назад +57

    You have such cork-board-and-string energy and I’m here for it. Please don’t ever change.

  • @J_Squatch
    @J_Squatch 4 года назад +19

    Me: Ok, I'm with you so far. Reggie was a Worcestershire Alumnus and left his mark on the band program there.
    Theorizer: 5:09 Reggie assassinated the King.
    Me: I have _several_ questions!

  • @nickademus30
    @nickademus30 4 года назад +50

    Me: *goes to click off the video*
    Video: don’t click off this video, Reggie will find you.
    Me: *slowly goes back into full-screen mode* um...

  • @Alejandro-bx7yp
    @Alejandro-bx7yp 4 года назад +40

    Poor Reggie no one let him share his talent

  • @oddlynicole16
    @oddlynicole16 3 года назад +6

    “The Fairy Godmother uses memes to her advantage.” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear.

  • @flashnrt
    @flashnrt 4 года назад +411

    Hey, uh... Mr. The Theorizer, April Fools was 9 days ago. You realize that, right?

  • @sugilite2963
    @sugilite2963 4 года назад +204

    The theorizer: Guys i have figured it out... I finally understand the reason that mario is eating mushrooms... First off, it is important to remember that mario is an Italian man from Brooklyn and that he goes on fantastic adventures while eating mushrooms. The super mario games are Nintendo's attempt to promote the usage of hallucinogenic substances to Americans of Italian ethnicity

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 года назад +6

      ViberX that’s exactly what he said

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  4 года назад +60

      That's MatPat's division tho lol

    • @sugilite2963
      @sugilite2963 4 года назад +19

      @@TheTheorizer or maybe you too are the same person but you just edit your voice to sound different

    • @communist_oranges
      @communist_oranges 4 года назад +6

      @@TheTheorizer OH MY GOD YOU TWO SHOULD COLLAB!! IT WOULD BE SO COOL!!

    • @jayjayjacobs3845
      @jayjayjacobs3845 4 года назад +2

      @@TheTheorizer can you guys please collab, it would be so awesome

  • @thelastpizzaslice7056
    @thelastpizzaslice7056 4 года назад +108

    The dislikes are from the people who wanted to see more shrek

  • @baltofarlander2618
    @baltofarlander2618 4 года назад +47

    We're hitting paranoia levels that shouldn't even be possible

    • @joshuasepeda3289
      @joshuasepeda3289 4 года назад +6

      We surpassed any measurable level of paranoia a long time ago. Just sit down, buckle up and enjoy the ride.

  • @Go0dTimes4fUnPro
    @Go0dTimes4fUnPro 4 года назад +37

    Theory 1x10=10. Therefore April 1st x 10= 10x April fools. He got us bois and we didn't even realise.

    • @NickFamzi
      @NickFamzi 3 года назад +2

      Yup this seems like April Fool's! xD

  • @funnyteacherman
    @funnyteacherman 4 года назад +20

    Your pursuit of knowledge has caused you to become unhinged.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +31

    The most evil characters are the Duloc dolls! They really turned creepy during Scared Shrekless

    • @inmylifeivelovedthemall
      @inmylifeivelovedthemall 4 года назад +1

      Yess

    • @HavianEla
      @HavianEla Месяц назад

      Dude I see your comments in so many of the RUclips channels I follow. Gotta say, you have a good taste in entertainment 😂 Do you do RUclips or something, cause I’d subscribe

  • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
    @moistmeathateroffurries8621 4 года назад +30

    He's got the quarenteen madness

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 4 года назад +5

    I'm actually impressed that you spent so much time over-thinking one scene made strictly for comedy.

  • @mrthetaste8587
    @mrthetaste8587 4 года назад +17

    I dont believe it! Reggie was my best friend in highschool. Introduced me to my wife! He was like a brother to me. It was said he would destroy the bullies not join them. Bring balance to the bands. Not leave it in memeness! I love him, he can not be evil!

  • @arsileyoutube
    @arsileyoutube 4 года назад +13

    At first glance, I thought this was an April fool's joke, but then I realized oh wait, this came out 32 minutes ago...

  • @oddballasmr7781
    @oddballasmr7781 4 года назад +5

    “Don’t tell me it’s an over reaction because it is”

  • @RemyKBartels
    @RemyKBartels 4 года назад +40

    I feel like your very similar to the carlin brothers just darker and i love it

  • @shantilalla1014
    @shantilalla1014 3 года назад +3

    *This theory was really nothing without Mort.*
    Mort: I GOT YOU WHERE YOU ARE NOW, CHAD!

  • @yunolegomyeggobro2943
    @yunolegomyeggobro2943 4 года назад +10

    No no no no no you missed an OBVIOUS detail you see for reggie to understand the all star meme like the band in shrek 3 he would have to be from OUR world meaning that he probably knew how terrible shrek 3 was and killed himself after seeing the film.
    You know what that means RIGHT?
    The “Reggie” in shrek 2 is an imposter!!!!

  • @fallen_leaves1674
    @fallen_leaves1674 4 года назад +12

    the theorizer makes everything way to dark... yet I still subscribed. He's really smart and pays attention to small but significant details

  • @TheAutobotPower
    @TheAutobotPower 4 года назад +57

    April fools was 9 days ago.

  • @JB-qj8rr
    @JB-qj8rr 4 года назад +52

    Guys, I think he’s losing his mind. Or he’s just getting smarter 🤯

  • @victoryangel29
    @victoryangel29 4 года назад +11

    Morgan Le Fay is actually King Arther’s half-sister. Her mother, Igraine was already married to Duke Cornwall when Arther’s father King Uther met her and immediately lusted for her. So Uther kills Cornwall, then he has himself magicked to resemble Igraines husband before he has his enjoyment of her which is how Arther is conceived. In various legends Morgan Le Fay has an incesty relationship with Arther as part of her means for seeking revenge for her Father and Mother and has a son she names Mordred who she also uses as a tool of vengeance against her half brother.

  • @SnakeEyes11644
    @SnakeEyes11644 4 года назад +57

    Here’s a theory. After Total Drama’s generation 1 contestants clearly demonstrate a hatred for Chris and the show. Why would Gen 2 and Gen 3’s cast sign up for a show with a host that’s gone to jail for toxic waste dump and shows a lack of a remorse for his competitors

    • @johnalddrumph456
      @johnalddrumph456 4 года назад

      That'd be more of a half assed question as apposed to a theory, but okay..

    • @SnakeEyes11644
      @SnakeEyes11644 4 года назад

      Rickety Cricket how so? Why would people continue to sign up for a show clearly not good for your mental health and who has a criminal in charge it’s clear that something else may be going on

    • @jayjayjacobs3845
      @jayjayjacobs3845 4 года назад

      Maybe most of them are just greedy for the money price

    • @SnakeEyes11644
      @SnakeEyes11644 4 года назад

      Cor VD idk. I mean Owen and Heather both lost their prize so the money isn’t exactly guaranteed

  • @AmandaSilva-ps4qy
    @AmandaSilva-ps4qy 2 года назад +3

    To all of you who thought he was joking, I have one thing to say to you: FEET.

  • @RemyKBartels
    @RemyKBartels 4 года назад +42

    Me at the start of the videos: no way no way your not going to convince me this time
    Video ends: OMG your so right i believe you and i will never doubt you again

  • @aaronexists4308
    @aaronexists4308 4 года назад +21

    I have a theory. Annabeth's dad is the most evil person in the Percy Jackson series. For sure.

    • @ellies.4781
      @ellies.4781 4 года назад +2

      ALL DA MES LUV LEO could you elaborate?

    • @ditzen89
      @ditzen89 4 года назад +3

      Like, how is it that he was able to have sex with one of the goddesses known for being a virgin and get her to get pregnant/keep a pregnancy to term? There has to be something going on, right?

    • @ellies.4781
      @ellies.4781 4 года назад +2

      Ditzen this is the same goddess who had a child with a napkin because it was used to clean up Hesphaetus snot

    • @aaronexists4308
      @aaronexists4308 4 года назад +1

      Someone No One Knos I mean that he hurt his daughter mentally a decent amount so, as this video is an overreaction, I ‘overreacted’ by saying he is the worst in the series.

    • @ellies.4781
      @ellies.4781 4 года назад +2

      ALL DA MES LUV LEO that’s fair

  • @gracekim25
    @gracekim25 4 года назад +11

    I didn’t even know that theme was a real theme. And THIS movie has been my favourite for years(yes I’m 21)

  • @sauce4279
    @sauce4279 4 года назад +6

    It seems funny, but for all we know, he could be very serious. The amount of effort put into this may very well be intended to be taken seriously.
    Then again, it just makes it all the more hilarious

  • @kajnake5905
    @kajnake5905 4 года назад +7

    "If mattpat was drinking mountain dew instead"

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 2 года назад +2

    "The Cult of Reggie"
    Furries: "So you mean us?"

  • @tristancreed
    @tristancreed 3 месяца назад +2

    Not even 15 seconds of screentime and he became an unsung legend. 🤣

  • @lunasuper-nova4418
    @lunasuper-nova4418 4 года назад +10

    He's not crazy, he's a GENIUS!!!!

    • @joshuasepeda3289
      @joshuasepeda3289 4 года назад

      HE'S A MAD GENIUS!!! They're two sides of the same coin.😆😆😆

  • @josueproductions5007
    @josueproductions5007 4 года назад +3

    This guy even makes Chicken Butt scary

  • @georgep5590
    @georgep5590 4 года назад +2

    When you know you've gone too far and you can't stop

  • @vvmax4375
    @vvmax4375 4 года назад +14

    Theory : Huey, Dewey and Louies mother is the seldom seen Della Duck. Their father is only mentioned once, in the first short, Donald’s Nephews from the 1930s, where it is said that he is in hospital. However, it is even proven that duck fathers leave home shortly after their child is born. So it is impossible that this ‘father’ is actually Huey, Dewey and Louies dad. I think via genetics the father is either Gyro or Launchpad

    • @whoviankst348
      @whoviankst348 4 года назад +3

      I named my tarantula triplets after Huey, Dewey, and Louie

  • @racingbro9666
    @racingbro9666 4 года назад +3

    Video: dont click off reggie will find you
    Me: doesnt click off

  • @maxmajcher5115
    @maxmajcher5115 3 года назад +3

    This man hasn’t lost his mind, he’s found the truth

  • @monty8911
    @monty8911 4 года назад +2

    *serious voice* "Guess what? Chicken butt." I CANT BREATHE

  • @kajnake5905
    @kajnake5905 4 года назад +2

    "Interrupt with cringe for no other reason than to further his personal ego"
    So hes any shrek meme poster?

  • @shalutosskratos1737
    @shalutosskratos1737 4 года назад +4

    Why would Reggie find me? Are you not the one who is unrobing his secrets? Should he find you?

  • @JamesSmith-ih3dz
    @JamesSmith-ih3dz 3 года назад +5

    I actually found it interesting that you came to a conclusion that Reggie's "meme cult" is opposed to the monarchy and is trying overthrow it in some way. But here's my opinion on that. Shrek himself, being an outcast monster, has the only legitimate motivation to throw the monarchy into chaos and he actually succeeds by marrying Fiona. In fact a lot of the character of Shrek and the whole story throughout the series revolves around his animosity towards being pushed around by people in power. Anyways you should explore Shrek the character more in future videos and maybe tie together a theory that it was his plan all along to be the ruler of Far Far Away or something like that.

  • @Once.A.Violet
    @Once.A.Violet 2 года назад +1

    The intro alone had me !!
    That is one of the greatest jokes of all time, and guess why?!?!
    A: Chicken Thigh

  • @LaBellesGrace
    @LaBellesGrace 2 года назад +2

    This is absolute genius and gods work. I’m ashamed that it’s taken me so long to find this. It was Reggie all along.

  • @GeorgeTheDinoGuy
    @GeorgeTheDinoGuy 4 года назад +9

    Quarantine can only mean positive for his mad theoriser mind, everybody get in your tinfoil hats

  • @Cat-47
    @Cat-47 4 года назад +6

    *Father, I thought you said you were getting onions*

  • @The_Olive_Dragon
    @The_Olive_Dragon 4 года назад +1

    He hasn’t gone insane, he’s just thinking at a universal level.

  • @omicMonkey
    @omicMonkey 4 года назад +2

    As a trombone player in a high school band, it's really the ones who DON'T play memes on their instruments that are the real villains.

  • @ditzen89
    @ditzen89 4 года назад +3

    Not the Hawaii Five-O theme song!!! Pure evil!!!

  • @mrblue3879
    @mrblue3879 4 года назад +11

    Wait a minute this isn't the Communist Manifesto

  • @sammcburney148
    @sammcburney148 4 года назад +1

    XD The monotone 'Guess what, chicken butt.' had me rolling

  • @Pookieluv831
    @Pookieluv831 4 года назад +1

    The fact that the Hawaii 5-0 theme song exists in a time like this makes sense considering the shriek universe and Madagascar universe are aligned.

  • @lazypotato9979
    @lazypotato9979 4 года назад +4

    I love your videos and I’m so happy you uploaded one today

  • @saltkid3321
    @saltkid3321 4 года назад +5

    Plot twist: he’s Reggie the mouse

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 4 года назад +2

    Friend: **is in the middle of talking**
    Me: **Breathes**
    Everyone in the friend group: 1:07-1:14

  • @zastager4484
    @zastager4484 4 года назад +2

    There are 2 possibilities:
    a) this is his April fools video
    b) he lost his mind

    • @thedragon2018
      @thedragon2018 4 года назад +1

      Or C:He has trancsended to God Level Intellect

  • @osmosisjones4912
    @osmosisjones4912 4 года назад +16

    I used to think Scrat the squirrel was one of stitches cousins maybe time travel. Involved.
    Maybe Rufus at had something to do with Jumba's expirements.
    Maybe jumba knew about earth so many are like earth creatures. And the aliens we see in Kim Possible tecnology looks like the hunts technology in America's dragon.
    And Lilo &Stitch exist in same universe as American Dragon. The hunts technology looks more like the Lorordians .
    Tecnology and culture.
    The and an episode of American Dragon had shark people.
    Their was a shark person who. Guarded stitches prison cell .
    Are some of magical creatures in American Dragon aliens.
    The lorodians where galactic coquerers . Jumba worked at Galaxy defense industries

  • @mintythedemon1785
    @mintythedemon1785 4 года назад +12

    I really wonder if The Theorizer takes requests or not? What I would love to see is a theory on characters from Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated! I would especially love to see videos diagnosing the original Mystery Incorporated! So far, I think Ricky has Borderline Personality Disorder!

  • @hannahs7474
    @hannahs7474 2 года назад +1

    Honestly I never even realized that they were playing All Star as Shrek walked in that's pretty funny. Also as a person who was in band for five years, yes meme songs are very common.

  • @boshgoria
    @boshgoria Год назад +1

    I wholeheartedly admire the ability of The Theorizer to make such an absurd idea as "Reginald the trumpet player is the leader of a cult" and make it serious. His combination of formal language with a dark piano intro and intense, orchestral music throughout the video beautifully transforms a goofy joke theory into a masterful and wonderfully-woven story. Thank you, The Theorizer, for your bravery and tenacity in uncovering the mystery behind such a cryptic insertion as Reginald's independent trumpet playing. We truly needed this.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  Год назад

      Just wait till part 22, holy DAMN turns out this whole thing was crucial

  • @kennywelcome3116
    @kennywelcome3116 4 года назад +14

    Do Alejandro from Total Drama World Tour😭😭

  • @oliviarettberg7173
    @oliviarettberg7173 Год назад +5

    Me wondering how this applies to a random lemur being the god of death: 👁️👄👁️

  • @whinottoonish
    @whinottoonish 4 года назад +1

    I can’t help but imagine Theorizer saying all of this during a group therapy session XD

  • @Rey_Palpatine
    @Rey_Palpatine 3 года назад +1

    "I think Reggie assassinated the king" this is just mind blowing 😮

  • @Nightbrrd
    @Nightbrrd 4 года назад +3

    You sound like my brain processing very important thoughts when I'm high lol

  • @dieselpatchesjr.3988
    @dieselpatchesjr.3988 4 года назад +6

    I was literally watching Shrek 2 today!

  • @blinkyiris9148
    @blinkyiris9148 4 года назад +1

    Staryed following you for your once upon a time stuff.... stayed for the theories... still here for the shit post/crack theories xD god man you're just a freaking gem.

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 4 года назад +2

    First 2 minutes had me choking on my laughter and nearly going the way of the guy who made a joke about his pet joke during the time of Ancient Rome.
    The rest was still making me laugh a little to hard to be healthy.

  • @skepticskeksis4242
    @skepticskeksis4242 4 года назад +3

    It's probably just Reggie from the Archie comics

  • @outerim4968
    @outerim4968 4 года назад +4

    Buzz lightyear: memes, memes everywhere. Everyone else: bro wtf

  • @cocoa1626
    @cocoa1626 4 года назад +1

    Nobody:
    The theorizer: R E G G I E

  • @webberinternetpolice6431
    @webberinternetpolice6431 4 года назад +1

    The theorizer: this molecule of air is planning to end the world and the cult of blades of grass is helping this sinister attempt of the end of the world

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад +5

    Me: ha ha ha ha
    You: don’t click off this video Reggie will find you
    Me: Nani

  • @itd6116
    @itd6116 4 года назад +3

    Bruh is he ok?

  • @hachimanzorin7506
    @hachimanzorin7506 3 года назад +1

    The theorizer is the perfect example of the thin line between genius and insane

  • @hajime5486
    @hajime5486 3 года назад +1

    "what university did you attend?"
    "It's hard to say..."