Dude, what were the chances that the day this podcast came out I was listening to these episodes on the drive back from just buying an old Celica with pop up headlights hahah. The universe works in strange ways.
Like Skizz, I too almost burned the house down at the age of 4 or 5 by putting something flammable on a lightbulb. I put a teddy on top of a table lamp because I thought it looked cool lit from below, not long later Mum smelled burning and came running. Teddy's bum was blackened where it touched the bulb, brown around it. I remember being very sad about having ruined my teddy, but I also learned a very valuable lesson about not putting flammable things on hot things.
😂A good pair of sunglasses that are *just right* are really hard to come by! Skizz…at least you weren’t surfing 🏄 on the car, like in the movie Teen Wolf.
I had my share of stupid: bouldering, swimming in the sketchy parts of the river, speed climbing 20ft log jams, basic parkour, etc. Then at 17 I had to fall over in a play and I landed weird. Dislocated my shoulder (normal for me) but it felt painful to pop back in that time. Tore clean through my rotator cuff on my dominant arm. That popped my invincible bubble quickly that something so mundane could disrupt my life that drastically.
Bro- I want to laugh SO HARD at that one rn, but it’s nearly 12am and everyone else is asleep (I make up for not being a morning person by being a night owl lol) so I’m sitting here on my bed wheezing like a dying seal 🤣 “i tHiNk ThAt oNe nEeDs HeLp” Absolute GOLD XDD
Skizz was a gymnast?? Some of the idiot things I did: 1) As a kid, found an old bike, with no brakes, deep in the woods behind my friend’s house. The paved road that went past her house went down an extremely steep hill and ended in a three-way rocky gravel drive. So, naturally, I rode that bike with no brakes, no helmet, down that steep hill and crashed it in the rocks. 2) went skydiving, which I still can’t believe I did. I hate heights. 3) a guy and I biked down(and up, wasn’t straight down) Monteverde, in Costa Rica, after zip-lining. His tire kept going flat, it was getting dark, and so we hitched a ride the rest of the way down standing up on the back of a stranger’s pick-up. Thank God the people were really nice. 4) spent the night alone in an airport in Johannesburg, S.Africa, with my feet propped up on my suitcase. 5) perhaps the dumbest thing…a friend and I went to Christiania, in Copenhagen, to see the colorful hippie town and we decided to buy edibles, which we had never tried before. From guys who were dressed all in black like Isis. Well, not only did everyone take off running after I handed a guy in a kiosk cash for my brownie/cookie (and he gave me a free one, too), which was strange…we joked that everybody must have thought we were undercover cops because we def didn’t look like the regulars. Anyway, we decided to head on to Tivoli, afterwards…brownies in our purses, for later. We were waiting in line and noticed that cops were checking bags before entry. So, I left the line and went behind a tree and Melanie came over and asked me what I was doing. I said, “getting rid of the evidence.” And scarfed down my cookie/brownie. She ate hers. And then we halved the free one. Got into the park…the cops didn’t even check our bags😳…and wasn’t feeling anything. I was like, “dude, we got played. They just sold us a regular cookie.” Then, all of a sudden, it hit us. Ohmigosh, the effort it took for us to find our way out of the park and inconspicuously walk the many blocks back to our B&B. At night. In a foreign country. My brain went all Beautiful Mind and thought it best to mimic the walking pace of whomever was in front of me, so to appear normal. But I swear to God, while walking the long, main street through town, it really seemed like we went by the same beggar 5 times in a row. High me actually blurted out, “is she running ahead of us or are we walking in circles?”
One of my besties would say I would have a book of my brilliant ideas that backfired everytime, I'd have 2 books by now as he'd say. Lol. U guys rock man 🤘✌️
when i was 10 we were doing a school play and i was a shepherd. I had this fake fireplace that was just a bunch of wood and a lightbulb under it. There was a scene where i had to run, and DURING THE PLAY! not a rehearsal! In front of like 60 people i kicked the fireplace accidentaly. It started burning and thats how i almost burned my elementary school when i was 10
I did some pretty silly things growing up, but I was a fairly cautious kid so nothing that really compares to some of your escapades😂 I went home with my brother's friend's dad when my mom was late picking me up from school when I was about 11 years old and caused her SO MUCH panic, forged my mom's signature on a failed test, and went into a lake with an open wound on my leg during a school camp because I didn't want to let my team down. Those are the ones I can remember right now
Started bingeing the podcast today and loving it. I feel like I need to tell impulse not to worry if I end up dipping in and out cos life gets in the way it's not a commentary on the podcast! P.S. you two get more and more attractive with every video improvement!
I was binge watching imp and skizz pod, it was so hot so I had to shower but I can't stay on Spotify by 21:10 I need to see Imp's expression of laughing so hard😂 now I'm back here in YT😂 god bless my phone doesn't go showering with me
Loved listening to the work place shenanigans. Most we've ever done was unplug someone's mouse. Never checking the actual connection they tried everything else. When it got to the point where they wanted everyone to log off to re-boot the whole system, we asked if they had checked the cord, because, you know, they can work loose sometimes. hehe
LOVED this episode, I only started listening to this show about a week ago and it's already become one of my favorite ever podcasts :D The more serious episodes are great and often you guys bring up good points that make me think, but I also love the episodes like this that're just an hour of Impulse and Skizz Storytime because you guys have some fantastic stories to tell
when i was four years old i jumped in my mums car since she opend the door she just watched smiling but thx to my watching bob the builder experience i knew what to do i pressed the back wards pedal with my hand and it ramed the car against the wood fence my mum ran to the front and carried me away
I personally love your podcast I love listening to them and I think you need to make a imp scar grian and skiz podcast but even though I know you probably won’t see this comment out of all of them but I love the podcast ❤
I had a bf who road on the top of a friend's car but he wasn't as lucky as skizz. Dude hit the brakes at high speed and turned 30% of my bf's skin into hamburger. Must have been very painful and as I was a very understanding gf I wrote him off as a moron and dumped him.
I have 2 from when i was a kid. First, i saw a friend do the 9v on his tongue, so i went over to the the garage and did it with the 15v drill battery. That was spicy. Second: when i was 13, i was at a wrestling camp and lost 2 7 year olds in a hotel 400 miles form home. We obviously found them
26:42 - 27:24 I was wheezing SO HARD at this I nearly fell on the floor 🤣 “i tHiNk ThAt oNe nEeDs HeLp” Absolute GOLD XD
41:00 “it became one of us” oh no please don’t tell me the Jug of Death is sentient as well as disgusting
Dude, what were the chances that the day this podcast came out I was listening to these episodes on the drive back from just buying an old Celica with pop up headlights hahah. The universe works in strange ways.
Like Skizz, I too almost burned the house down at the age of 4 or 5 by putting something flammable on a lightbulb. I put a teddy on top of a table lamp because I thought it looked cool lit from below, not long later Mum smelled burning and came running. Teddy's bum was blackened where it touched the bulb, brown around it. I remember being very sad about having ruined my teddy, but I also learned a very valuable lesson about not putting flammable things on hot things.
Who new impulse could hold a grudge
😂A good pair of sunglasses that are *just right* are really hard to come by!
Skizz…at least you weren’t surfing 🏄 on the car, like in the movie Teen Wolf.
After a few heavier topic episodes this one was lighter and just a nice change of pace.
I had my share of stupid: bouldering, swimming in the sketchy parts of the river, speed climbing 20ft log jams, basic parkour, etc. Then at 17 I had to fall over in a play and I landed weird. Dislocated my shoulder (normal for me) but it felt painful to pop back in that time. Tore clean through my rotator cuff on my dominant arm. That popped my invincible bubble quickly that something so mundane could disrupt my life that drastically.
25:23 is one of my favorite stories out of these :)
Bro- I want to laugh SO HARD at that one rn, but it’s nearly 12am and everyone else is asleep (I make up for not being a morning person by being a night owl lol) so I’m sitting here on my bed wheezing like a dying seal 🤣 “i tHiNk ThAt oNe nEeDs HeLp” Absolute GOLD XDD
Skizz was a gymnast??
Some of the idiot things I did:
1) As a kid, found an old bike, with no brakes, deep in the woods behind my friend’s house. The paved road that went past her house went down an extremely steep hill and ended in a three-way rocky gravel drive. So, naturally, I rode that bike with no brakes, no helmet, down that steep hill and crashed it in the rocks.
2) went skydiving, which I still can’t believe I did. I hate heights.
3) a guy and I biked down(and up, wasn’t straight down) Monteverde, in Costa Rica, after zip-lining. His tire kept going flat, it was getting dark, and so we hitched a ride the rest of the way down standing up on the back of a stranger’s pick-up. Thank God the people were really nice.
4) spent the night alone in an airport in Johannesburg, S.Africa, with my feet propped up on my suitcase.
5) perhaps the dumbest thing…a friend and I went to Christiania, in Copenhagen, to see the colorful hippie town and we decided to buy edibles, which we had never tried before. From guys who were dressed all in black like Isis. Well, not only did everyone take off running after I handed a guy in a kiosk cash for my brownie/cookie (and he gave me a free one, too), which was strange…we joked that everybody must have thought we were undercover cops because we def didn’t look like the regulars. Anyway, we decided to head on to Tivoli, afterwards…brownies in our purses, for later. We were waiting in line and noticed that cops were checking bags before entry. So, I left the line and went behind a tree and Melanie came over and asked me what I was doing. I said, “getting rid of the evidence.” And scarfed down my cookie/brownie. She ate hers. And then we halved the free one. Got into the park…the cops didn’t even check our bags😳…and wasn’t feeling anything. I was like, “dude, we got played. They just sold us a regular cookie.” Then, all of a sudden, it hit us. Ohmigosh, the effort it took for us to find our way out of the park and inconspicuously walk the many blocks back to our B&B. At night. In a foreign country. My brain went all Beautiful Mind and thought it best to mimic the walking pace of whomever was in front of me, so to appear normal. But I swear to God, while walking the long, main street through town, it really seemed like we went by the same beggar 5 times in a row. High me actually blurted out, “is she running ahead of us or are we walking in circles?”
Right! I had the same reaction
Geeezzz
One of my besties would say I would have a book of my brilliant ideas that backfired everytime, I'd have 2 books by now as he'd say. Lol. U guys rock man 🤘✌️
when i was 10 we were doing a school play and i was a shepherd. I had this fake fireplace that was just a bunch of wood and a lightbulb under it. There was a scene where i had to run, and DURING THE PLAY! not a rehearsal! In front of like 60 people i kicked the fireplace accidentaly. It started burning and thats how i almost burned my elementary school when i was 10
How did it burn if it’s just a lightbulb?
@@johnparkes2452 i have no idea dude
@@Kajaks00nMabye it was a filament lightbulb (I forget the name) and it got hot enough to burn Mabye
This got me thinking of all my dumb moments. 😂
“I think that one needs help”
😂
The two of you, in an office cubical environment, pranking each others just screams Dwight and Jim from the Office
Man I was on the floor for a lot of this podcast 😂😂
There is always something to learn from everyone. Wether it's what to do or what not to do.
This episode is very much the what not to do.
I did some pretty silly things growing up, but I was a fairly cautious kid so nothing that really compares to some of your escapades😂 I went home with my brother's friend's dad when my mom was late picking me up from school when I was about 11 years old and caused her SO MUCH panic, forged my mom's signature on a failed test, and went into a lake with an open wound on my leg during a school camp because I didn't want to let my team down. Those are the ones I can remember right now
Started bingeing the podcast today and loving it. I feel like I need to tell impulse not to worry if I end up dipping in and out cos life gets in the way it's not a commentary on the podcast! P.S. you two get more and more attractive with every video improvement!
Omg, I loved the idiotic stories! I love climbing, But thank goodness I know my limits. 🤣
not impulse's toenail LOL
The story of skizz on the roof of the car! That was me! On a date with my now husband. Great memory!!
I was binge watching imp and skizz pod, it was so hot so I had to shower but I can't stay on Spotify by 21:10 I need to see Imp's expression of laughing so hard😂 now I'm back here in YT😂 god bless my phone doesn't go showering with me
Loved listening to the work place shenanigans. Most we've ever done was unplug someone's mouse. Never checking the actual connection they tried everything else. When it got to the point where they wanted everyone to log off to re-boot the whole system, we asked if they had checked the cord, because, you know, they can work loose sometimes. hehe
Do you know how many times I have RE watched/ listened to this episode
No i dont
@@Takeawayjustin good
You guys _are_ establishing your credibility, as _human beings_ that we can relate to in our own idiocy!
LOVED this episode, I only started listening to this show about a week ago and it's already become one of my favorite ever podcasts :D The more serious episodes are great and often you guys bring up good points that make me think, but I also love the episodes like this that're just an hour of Impulse and Skizz Storytime because you guys have some fantastic stories to tell
AGHH how did i not know this podcast had been going for this long??? i hate mysEeeEeELFF
when i was four years old i jumped in my mums car since she opend the door she just watched smiling but thx to my watching bob the builder experience i knew what to do i pressed the back wards pedal with my hand and it ramed the car against the wood fence my mum ran to the front and carried me away
I drove my 1984 Celica into the ground lol. Drive that thing, that was older than me until 2010😂
Embrace those looks into the camera Impulse. Go full Jim from the office.
Oh wow . Makes it so relatable i cant say how many dum thing i've done 😅
I personally love your podcast I love listening to them and I think you need to make a imp scar grian and skiz podcast but even though I know you probably won’t see this comment out of all of them but I love the podcast ❤
Welp, I feel like I haven't lived at all now... I have no crazy stories!
I had a bf who road on the top of a friend's car but he wasn't as lucky as skizz. Dude hit the brakes at high speed and turned 30% of my bf's skin into hamburger. Must have been very painful and as I was a very understanding gf I wrote him off as a moron and dumped him.
omg this episode kills me..... 😂😂😂
I cannonballed off a bunk bed in Japan when I was three.
I have 2 from when i was a kid. First, i saw a friend do the 9v on his tongue, so i went over to the the garage and did it with the 15v drill battery. That was spicy. Second: when i was 13, i was at a wrestling camp and lost 2 7 year olds in a hotel 400 miles form home. We obviously found them
Lucky? You are blessed!!!! Your poor guardian angels, I hope God had really rewarded them well!!!!! (Not that I didn’t have plenty of my own stories)