The Complete Karl Pilkington and Suzanne (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2019
  • "No Christmas gift is greater than the gift of love"
    Well, maybe apart from a compilation of Karl's interactions with his caring, and very understanding, girlfriend. No particular order, and the context of the conversations provided wherever possible. All clips from the XFM show.
    Merry Christmas to all
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Комментарии • 398

  • @KingCeryn
    @KingCeryn 2 года назад +13

    Karl was 29 in these shows...I’ve been listening since I was 19...and now I’m 30.
    Man...

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад

      I've been listening a similar amount of time, started listening in around 2011, not actually sure which year.

  • @jadeychloe1987
    @jadeychloe1987 4 года назад +333

    Why is this so therapeutic?! They are so comforting to listen to when going to bed. I listen to this or ‘questions for Karl part 1’ every single night. Better then any ‘hypnosis video!’ Goodnight all. 😴

    • @lak.tradavis2226
      @lak.tradavis2226 4 года назад +21

      And here i thought i was the only one who puts them on to go to sleep😁 i just love all of them

    • @israeljoya6861
      @israeljoya6861 4 года назад +14

      I know!! When my wife asks me to do the dishes i put this on and all is good!!

    • @RetroAdzz
      @RetroAdzz 4 года назад +2

      Rockbusters is my go to video to help me sleep XD

    • @MainEventGlobal
      @MainEventGlobal 4 года назад +2

      Check the sleep ones out here! ruclips.net/channel/UC_HTS8B0sVIaoZWv2Nqeevgvideos

    • @wrmo1610
      @wrmo1610 4 года назад +3

      Keeps me awake because of laughter

  • @CorporalFriendlyShark
    @CorporalFriendlyShark 4 года назад +555

    It’s 2020 and these still cheer me up daily. I’ll still be listening in 2030.

  • @sharonready5102
    @sharonready5102 3 года назад +53

    February 2021 ...still in lockdown .Bristol. UK. STILL LISTENING TO THESE BEFORE I SLEEP ! Loooove it !!!

  • @thingsifindself-evident5854
    @thingsifindself-evident5854 4 года назад +27

    I time traveled back from 2074 to listen again to this. It's great to see people with hands again.

  • @arempy5836
    @arempy5836 4 года назад +116

    "I'm happy when I'm not fed up"
    Sometimes Karl hits the nail on the head. Life is perfectly serviceable until it's shit. Just get on with.

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 4 года назад +175

    No RAM pack?! Blerrrgghhh!
    Merry Christmas to all members of the KP bedtime club!

  • @tigress725
    @tigress725 4 года назад +44

    This is priceless ....... consoling my nightly through quarantine...... Karl is a gem

  • @kraken589
    @kraken589 4 года назад +62

    Just what I needed. It’s been a long week, but now I’m home, have the next 5 days off, and can relax while I listen to this.

  • @markjoseph5733
    @markjoseph5733 3 года назад +17

    Karl is a punching bag. Just when I think there's no way he can take anymore, he punches back. I'm finding myself rooting for him.

  • @JP-ci4sh
    @JP-ci4sh 2 года назад +5

    Karl inserting himself into that pulp fiction scene was one of the funniest things I've ever heard!😂😂Don't get radio this good anymore😂😂

  • @darrenpolat8701
    @darrenpolat8701 4 года назад +74

    "I've never trumped in front of your mother in 35 years"
    I was holding my sides in pain at this

  • @gregmorton12345
    @gregmorton12345 3 года назад +8

    Karl is describing the epicurean definition of happiness as an absence of pain

  • @mickcadwallader9412
    @mickcadwallader9412 4 года назад +60

    No matter how many times I hear Ricky Carl and Ste they make me laught every time legends😂

  • @jonbailey8072
    @jonbailey8072 4 года назад +157

    Crazy how popular kp still is looking through the comments I’m glad...happy new year everyone!!!

    • @maxbusiness69
      @maxbusiness69 4 года назад +3

      Still? Why would that change? We appreciate them very much

    • @jonbailey8072
      @jonbailey8072 4 года назад +6

      Max Business just saying that I’m glad that it’s the case...

    • @lackedpuppet9022
      @lackedpuppet9022 4 года назад +2

      Hopefully his continued popularity will bring a new show with him, Ricky and Stephen.

    • @joabsheppard1508
      @joabsheppard1508 4 года назад +1

      Lolkolloo Oz l Oz mollllll

    • @happinesstan
      @happinesstan 3 года назад +1

      @@maxbusiness69 I love Karl for sticking with being Karl. I just watched that video where he gets his hair back, and you can see him forcing things [funny things that he has said before] in to fill it out. Perfectly ordinary in TV but he didn't look comfortable doing it.
      So I can see why people might not watm to Karl the TV star, in the way they warmed to Karl the Karl.

  • @Juggernaut6990
    @Juggernaut6990 4 года назад +21

    These RSK shows have got me through 2020 so far

    • @tonyoliver2167
      @tonyoliver2167 3 года назад +1

      Same. I knew about idiot abroad and the moaning of life for many years but not XFM or even Ricky and Stephen's responses to Karl. The guy is actually fun to listen to whatever he is talking about.

  • @elletuppen4844
    @elletuppen4844 4 года назад +9

    Oh god...just love Stephen’s constant chuckle....

  • @Mark-sc2dy
    @Mark-sc2dy 3 года назад +4

    Certain lines come out of nowhere and floor me, "Ever since I put sausages in the toaster"

  • @Amachaibou
    @Amachaibou 4 года назад +134

    For god sake me belly ache
    The doctor said it’s me kidney
    He said he’s got to stick a tube up me nob
    I said you’ve got to be kidding me
    For god sake...nob ache

    • @loritracy1385
      @loritracy1385 4 года назад +11

      He needs "old cold"!

    • @sarahc643
      @sarahc643 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @Rangers55T
      @Rangers55T 3 года назад +3

      It would be spiteful to put a jellyfish in a trifle

  • @ginag1250
    @ginag1250 3 года назад +4

    Listening in 2021 .great content

  • @jackgaltress7790
    @jackgaltress7790 3 года назад +2

    Thank you so much for uploading this. You have done a great favour to people struggling and needing a lift during the current crisis that is the Coronavirus Pandemic.All fans of the three of them and particulary Karl Pilkington will adore it, I certainly do. Thank you!.

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 4 года назад +144

    God bless Suzanne for being able to deal with the bollocks every day 😂

    • @Joaocruz30
      @Joaocruz30 3 года назад

      God also loves you for messing with their life. And envy is sad. Bet you have a lovely woman...

    • @sendhelp6537
      @sendhelp6537 3 года назад +33

      @@Joaocruz30 lol WHAT?!?

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 3 года назад +1

      There is something wrong with her considering how many wrongs there are with karl

    • @TheFrostDawg
      @TheFrostDawg 3 года назад +1

      @@singingsunflower9000 fat arse

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 3 года назад

      @@TheFrostDawg ye lolbut its not 2002 anymore , fatter the better nowadays

  • @aplodge1458
    @aplodge1458 4 года назад +27

    What a perfect Christmas gift. Merry Christmas and goodnight fellow twonks!

  • @jpapadop1
    @jpapadop1 4 года назад +14

    I can't listen to these going to sleep; too interesting, must focus & can't miss a sentence! 😂👌🏽

    • @nicoreuel2092
      @nicoreuel2092 3 года назад

      Me too! I can’t fathom how anyone can fall asleep to these

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 года назад +2

      @@nicoreuel2092 we've already heard them 20 times so it doesn't matter if we miss a sentence or two

  • @ststudios12345
    @ststudios12345 Месяц назад +1

    Karl has genuine comedy chops

  • @junkboxhero4825
    @junkboxhero4825 4 года назад +11

    I've listened to SO many of these Karl comps. since the virus stole our jobs...love them!!
    YAK: Thanks, for doing the work for us!
    Cheers!

  • @coolbeans8682
    @coolbeans8682 3 года назад +5

    I just sprayed my screen with red wine in a big fat laughter. Now, how do I sue you?

  • @benturnbull1582
    @benturnbull1582 4 года назад +11

    Could listen to these three legends all day like😂

  • @lindalloyd6581
    @lindalloyd6581 4 года назад +13

    I dread to think what Karl is thinking with his little mind on Lockdown after the story of the hands and feet when his girlfriend was away for a short while. The 3 of them together is the best cure for depression. Keep safe everyone

  • @patriciogonzalez9348
    @patriciogonzalez9348 4 года назад +6

    Yak I hope you get everything you want this Christmas! Love all of these videos!

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son 3 года назад +3

    "Smuggling seaweed" killed me.

  • @willhaddock1301
    @willhaddock1301 4 года назад +39

    Ricky’s laugh is so contagious 🤣🤣

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 года назад +6

      I always thinks he laughs like a hyena and it hurts me ears when I'm listening on headphones as Ricky's laugh is always WAY louder than their conversations!

    • @rasersharp9744
      @rasersharp9744 3 года назад +3

      Yeah unless you are listening to this to try and sleep, every time I doze off he squeals like a cat having a pineapple forcibly rammed up it's arse

    • @Young1Fendy
      @Young1Fendy 3 года назад

      Too*

  • @davidmullally3061
    @davidmullally3061 3 года назад +3

    This is old gold!!

  • @ugotamilk
    @ugotamilk 4 года назад +26

    “How can you freeze time?”

  • @michaelreddington658
    @michaelreddington658 3 года назад +30

    If Ricky, Steve and Karl wanted to, they could make an absolute fortune in starting the podcast up again. Especially in this day and age what with Zoom and video calls it could be so easy for them to get together to talk absolute twaddle for 45 minutes a week 😂

    • @tb7667
      @tb7667 2 года назад +4

      Karl was still very funny, but Gervais was getting very annoying and Merchant wasn’t even trying by the end of the podcasts.

  • @michellea9471
    @michellea9471 4 года назад +6

    THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

  • @kimjones5682
    @kimjones5682 4 года назад +4

    Helping during these horrible times, keeps my smiling and helps me sleep, listen to them every night

  • @lackedpuppet9022
    @lackedpuppet9022 4 года назад +11

    They should reboot this. There's no way it wouldn't bring in tons of viewers.

    • @lackedpuppet9022
      @lackedpuppet9022 4 года назад +2

      @Alex Franke Have you gone through and listened from the start of the XFM shows yet? If not, you should.

    • @lackedpuppet9022
      @lackedpuppet9022 4 года назад +1

      @Alex Franke I feel like Karl could really be a household name in America. We need a baldheaded manc distraction like him these days.

  • @ollyo97
    @ollyo97 4 года назад +10

    It’s a merry Christmas indeed

  • @redlady935
    @redlady935 4 года назад +3

    Fantastic. Thank you.

  • @TheCheweeRevolutions
    @TheCheweeRevolutions 4 года назад +7

    Plot twist. Yak is Dicky Anderson

  • @danrocky2553
    @danrocky2553 3 года назад +5

    There needs to be a scientific study to discover why this is SO dam soothing before bed 🛌

  • @smellmywookie
    @smellmywookie 2 года назад +2

    I still think the pulp fiction bit is absolutely brilliant! 😆

  • @snickle1980
    @snickle1980 4 года назад +3

    These are so good, i could see myself listening to this in the year 2020.

  • @jorhodes1037
    @jorhodes1037 4 года назад +90

    Getting me through lockdown 😂😂😂

    • @jadelenton5285
      @jadelenton5285 3 года назад

      @Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse of all

    • @jadelenton5285
      @jadelenton5285 3 года назад

      @Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse in der Regel

    • @jadelenton5285
      @jadelenton5285 3 года назад

      @Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse is an absolute

    • @jadelenton5285
      @jadelenton5285 3 года назад

      @Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse of A in a Bit More

    • @jadelenton5285
      @jadelenton5285 3 года назад

      ICH Hoffe DAS das geht In DEN LETZTEN WOCHEN VOR ALLEM ABER

  • @alexbekele8945
    @alexbekele8945 4 года назад +29

    The only present I need.

    • @adumdumdum
      @adumdumdum 4 года назад +6

      other than a hundred johnnies.

    • @slimlegs6298
      @slimlegs6298 4 года назад +6

      And a RAM pack

  • @adamhall6428
    @adamhall6428 4 года назад +6

    Just thank you.

  • @nickgt6993
    @nickgt6993 4 года назад +7

    There’s something about this, I keep reading to people saying exactly the same thing I os everyday which is listening to this with my Airpods in bed.

  • @NatLikesThat
    @NatLikesThat 3 года назад +2

    Been watching KP for bed since 2012 😂 it never gets old !

  • @hillcrestantiqueshipping8820
    @hillcrestantiqueshipping8820 4 года назад +1

    I just love this stuff , at times my stomach aches with laughter.

  • @ajdoff8081
    @ajdoff8081 4 года назад +17

    Thanks for the Christmas present Mr Yak. Still loving Karl going into 2020

  • @ashleighbryce1072
    @ashleighbryce1072 3 года назад +3

    When Ricky just screams OHHHHHH GODDDDD 😂😂😂😂 poor Suzanne.

  • @stephaniefallows731
    @stephaniefallows731 2 года назад

    I don’t no how many times I have listened to this but it always cracks me up 😂😂😂

  • @elliottsquire3571
    @elliottsquire3571 4 года назад +5

    Thankyou mr yak 🥂

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 года назад +3

    She’s done alright 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
    @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 4 года назад +47

    U should make a "complete" video with every time Ricky and Karl roleplay as different things to see how Karl would react. Like when Rick and Steve were Nazis and Karl was housing Anne Frank.

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 3 года назад +4

      @Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse nobody would care, all those bits are uploaded, just not in a compilation. I'm not suggesting what they upload, just how they upload it.

    • @SedgeII
      @SedgeII 3 года назад

      @@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 yeah that'd be cool, i wish i found a compliation of that editing karl did to put himself into a movie

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 года назад

      @Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse if it was on tv, yes. But it's not.

    • @colinsmith484
      @colinsmith484 3 года назад

      When Rickie & Steve are interviewed by Karl to adopt a baby

    • @kirkham111
      @kirkham111 3 года назад

      @Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse so what it’s a very very small minority of people who are woke, your overestimating their power

  • @KerryBamBerry
    @KerryBamBerry 4 года назад +1

    Thankyou :D

  • @garrieread9506
    @garrieread9506 3 года назад +2

    2020 it’s still funny drift off to these at nights

  • @KieranAtkins
    @KieranAtkins 3 года назад +9

    Started listening to these podcasts in 2011 and although i might lose them for a few months, there is no feeling better than hearing the sweet sound of a bald manc twonk to send you to sleep!!!

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 года назад +3

    ‘What were the things in Gremlins called?’

  • @laurenrankin2028
    @laurenrankin2028 4 года назад +1

    Listen to these every night go to sleep hahaha Karl is funny af

  • @lunamoon4891
    @lunamoon4891 3 года назад +2

    No one is funnier than these 3 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KIAEddZ
    @KIAEddZ 4 года назад

    doing gods work.

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid 3 года назад +7

    2:01.12 “you never see a black ghost. No, but in magazines and that”.

  • @cindywebb5053
    @cindywebb5053 4 года назад +6

    I remember looking forward to going to bed too as a kid!

  • @BendyBodies
    @BendyBodies 4 года назад

    Merry Christmas 🎉🎊🎄💫🎁

  • @reshmapatel325
    @reshmapatel325 3 года назад +9

    Suzanne is so lucky she get to go out with him. Oh how I wish I was in her place. I would be laughing all day at what Karl says. He is soooo funny.

  • @Huumf
    @Huumf 3 года назад +1

    I never fall asleep cause I keep laughing 😂

  • @You_are_not_normal
    @You_are_not_normal 3 года назад +1

    Love it

  • @sarahleask2478
    @sarahleask2478 2 года назад +1

    "EAT" 😂😂 In case he goes through all the motions, then sits there and has a, "Tried to have a shower, but there was no water" moment. Sitting there, thinking, "Well I've made food, but I'm still hungry. What's going on?" 🤣🤣

  • @joshuaspeyside6974
    @joshuaspeyside6974 4 года назад +3

    the gulf between men and women is far greater than any ocean

  • @calvaryn
    @calvaryn Год назад

    How have I never heard the pulp fiction edit. Karl is beyond hilarious, he is mental!

  • @d-dub2648
    @d-dub2648 3 года назад +1

    My favorite❤️

  • @ajconstantine3593
    @ajconstantine3593 4 года назад +6

    Yak, you’ve done God’s work here cobbling & cutting these all together. They’re priceless. 👏👏👍

  • @loritracy1385
    @loritracy1385 4 года назад +13

    Smuggling sea weed! 😂

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 4 года назад +70

    Thank you for this. It saved me from killing myself

    • @syndicatebeast
      @syndicatebeast 4 года назад +2

      Frogwell damn lol

    • @catatonicable
      @catatonicable 4 года назад +4

      I love you, please dont......!

    • @jadeychloe1987
      @jadeychloe1987 4 года назад +13

      I hope you’re okay, and this was just being dramatic?? If you do feel like that, please seek help. Look after yourself

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 4 года назад +4

      I feel the same, but at last I'm done before the new year, oh well gotta control something in this hell.

    • @Ben-dk6su
      @Ben-dk6su 4 года назад +8

      Never take it off the table it's always an option

  • @Devon6151
    @Devon6151 3 года назад +7

    Sometimes at night when I put on Ricky Steve and Karl as I crawl in bed I wish there was a Ricky, Steve, Karl triva contest for all of us bedtime club members. Including All XFM, all podcast/audio book series, and the ‘guide to.....’ series. Where we could compete for bragging rights. No doubt we would all be amazing at it, because with no new content we have registered to all of this stuff thousands of times, even in our sleep we are picking it up subconsciously, I’m sure of it. For example: During the Friends Re-United bit, what is the full name of Karl’s former classmate that he really didn’t like and had little white bits in his fingernails from a calcium deficiency. The answer guys would be.....?
    Yes - Adam Clifton.
    Wouldn’t it be so awesome having something like that? Anyway that’s just my brain is spitting up right now at 12:20a.m.

  • @peainapodtube
    @peainapodtube 2 года назад +1

    normalize the volume between segments!!! thats not too much to expect surely

  • @marcusmadamombe6325
    @marcusmadamombe6325 3 года назад +1

    “ A woman feeding fish bread” 🤣🤣

    • @EKOvision
      @EKOvision 2 года назад

      “That’s interesting..”

  • @Sheza58
    @Sheza58 4 года назад +19

    I never ever want to see a photo of Suzanne. I'm quite happy thinking of her as cartoon blonde. It's like the Stig.

    • @Sheza58
      @Sheza58 4 года назад

      Fucking hell! The second I posted that, a video suggestion came up. Turns out Karl's the one who has 'done well''.

    • @Sheza58
      @Sheza58 3 года назад

      @John Gilmore A vid suggestion and Suzanne was on it.

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 3 года назад

      @John Gilmore Watch the Netflix movie about how those type algorithms work.
      I had a similar experience: I was talking. . . talking. . . with my phone on the table and, it's screen off, to my friends, during lunch, about Elizabeth Montgomery. By the time I got to class and opened my RUclips app, the third video recommendation was the pilot of Bewitched. . . I had never typed her name or show(s) into my devices before.

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 3 года назад

      @John Gilmore It was meant for @Sheza58 .

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 4 года назад +10

    Great an that....

  • @loritracy1385
    @loritracy1385 4 года назад +5

    When I first started listening & Ricky or Karl would say they grew up poor & lived on the estate- I thought, well they can't be that poor on an estate. In America an estate is a mansion! But still, your estates are pretty nice.
    Night folks...

    • @dimwit3006
      @dimwit3006 4 года назад +8

      Estate is normally just shorthand for council estate - where poorer people are allowed to live in government-owned residential areas for little to no rent

  • @0407luke
    @0407luke 4 года назад +1

    Seeing the new year in with some Karl, because Craig David is on BBC One and fuck that.

  • @emerobroin2577
    @emerobroin2577 4 года назад +1

    I know how Karl feels about gift buying - if you're not into the obligation, it's quite stressful, I spent many a year buying any old thing just so they got something. Actually, one year, I just wrapped up a book I had myself on my bookshelf for years cause i didnt know what to buy. Buy when you want to when it feels right. So maybe buy something nice during the year when it feels right and keep it for Christmas.

  • @joshdunlop6387
    @joshdunlop6387 3 года назад

    Only one way to go sleep listen to karl pilkington lol

  • @errorcode202notfound5
    @errorcode202notfound5 3 года назад +4

    Do u think Ricky know a he’s doing a Yorkshire accent not a manc accent?

  • @Matt-go7ss
    @Matt-go7ss 4 года назад +7

    Like 'aving the ulk in the ouse

  • @str8904
    @str8904 4 года назад +2

    I'd like to see a tornado lmaoo what an odd little man

  • @henryw1002
    @henryw1002 4 года назад +3

    Just watching the Oz Open Tennis, and ........... i think Stan Wawrinka ( Swiss ), is actually Karl Pilkington,
    with Hair !! They at least, could be Brothers !

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 2 года назад +1

    Lots of RG mouth breathing in this one.😆

  • @Amory-wd3ws
    @Amory-wd3ws 4 года назад +7

    Suzanne is actually really gorgeous in real life

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 года назад +1

      Both of you think you know what she looks like. Reddit detectives. No pictures have yet been confirmed.

  • @BennyH11
    @BennyH11 4 года назад +1

    "Well do I need to say anymore"

  • @JP_-oq3xn
    @JP_-oq3xn 3 года назад +2

    My bodies tired but my legs aren’t

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 11 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣 Giant box of condoms for Xmas. Karl is the most realistic person of the era. Hilarious

  • @ProdByPalmarius
    @ProdByPalmarius 4 года назад

    Ricky sounds stoned at the start 🤣

  • @CDbiggen
    @CDbiggen 4 года назад +6

    Deeeeep-Shiiite
    Edit: Karl's thoughts on the Baftas are pretty much how Ricky treats the Golden Globes now. Three hours is too long 😆

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 3 года назад +1

    10:57 That laugh!

  • @parochialhall6963
    @parochialhall6963 4 года назад +1

    The volume levels though...

  • @davidwhitfield7864
    @davidwhitfield7864 3 года назад

    "It was just a... packet of good quality cookies."

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 4 года назад +1

    "That's a wig".....hahaaaa