Karl Pilkington - Monkey News (Complete)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Gyokuro011
    @Gyokuro011 Год назад +165

    This is definitely hearsay, but I have a friend who knew some assistant that worked on a few Ricky and Steve projects, years ago. It recently came up in conversation, and my friend heard this pretty surprising story that I definitely hadn’t heard when he passed it on to me.
    It’s not recent, in fact it was around Life’s too short, either just before or just after the series aired. Ricky, Steve and a producer (and the assistant, the source of this story) were travelling back to their hotel in a limo after some award ceremony. Basically they got into an argument about future projects (maybe Ricky floated the idea of an Office follow-up before the Brent film idea was finalised?). It got pretty heated and Steve kind of slammed his fist against the wall. But he hit that button that lowers the window between the driver and the passengers. Everyone kind of naturally looked through the now open window: little monkey fella sat behind the wheel.

    • @Troooaaldp
      @Troooaaldp Год назад +2

      Underrated comment, only reason this isn’t the most liked is cause peoples attention spans means they won’t read more than 10 words

    • @Mark-xb7ro
      @Mark-xb7ro Год назад +11

      Brilliant, I'm reading the whole comment expecting some inside news about the guys then I get the zinger.

    • @lesguito
      @lesguito Год назад +5

      Hahahahhahahahahahah

    • @georgie535
      @georgie535 Год назад +2

      Amazing comment!

    • @iandugdale6176
      @iandugdale6176 11 месяцев назад +8

      Was it an automatic?

  • @dubcwherever
    @dubcwherever 2 года назад +225

    The compilation makes it so much funnier because you hear Ricky say it's the last monkey news every time followed by "alright, now for monkey news."

    • @zimmerlicker
      @zimmerlicker 2 года назад +9

      and when he asks " 17th Century? "😀

    • @clown-world2682
      @clown-world2682 2 года назад +7

      You’re a maniac, look at his face! Play a record.

    • @ShamBard1878
      @ShamBard1878 2 года назад

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    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 года назад

      Karl actually believes monkey news.
      He's the strangest person that ever lived🤦‍♂️

    • @OwenTRD
      @OwenTRD Год назад +3

      same thing with rockbusters 😂

  • @jackdavies9652
    @jackdavies9652 Год назад +45

    I love how much power Karl has just by saying “forget it”. They always crumble and let him carry on 😂

  • @dontcare7086
    @dontcare7086 3 года назад +209

    "You'll never guess what"
    "Go on"
    "Monkey stood on a chair cooking veg" 😂😂😂

  • @SamoIsKing
    @SamoIsKing 2 года назад +34

    Im amazed these three havent made their glorious return to podcasting. They blazed the trail where others tread.

  • @guscox9651
    @guscox9651 3 месяца назад +3

    "Something's said' followed by Ricky screaming and putting a record on may be one of the greatest moments ever aired.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 года назад +154

    44:00 “Karl you must know this isn’t possible”
    “It was an automatic” 😂

  • @imnotftw
    @imnotftw 2 года назад +22

    I love how every segment ends with Ricky saying they're never doing it again.

  • @CasperLCat
    @CasperLCat 2 года назад +218

    Ironically Karl is far more emotionally stable than Ricky. He takes such abuse from Ricky and just carries on. Ricky hears one impossible story from Karl and literally has to restrained by Steve every 10 seconds.

    • @carlz28
      @carlz28 2 года назад +26

      You realize it’s all an act, right?

    • @heliumnetworking5103
      @heliumnetworking5103 2 года назад +9

      @@carlz28 obviously but ths point still stands. Karl playing dumb is a but but Ricky going over the top, yelling even for abit and reaction is more unstable

    • @cee5212
      @cee5212 2 года назад +13

      Well it's part of the comedy act...Steve is the straight man, and Ricky's job is to almost be an exaggerated version of what the listener would ask

    • @RandomShortz439
      @RandomShortz439 2 года назад +14

      @@carlz28 its not an act lol

    • @callumforker2288
      @callumforker2288 2 года назад +12

      @@carlz28 Man it’s not an act Karl is really like that

  • @jakw97
    @jakw97 3 года назад +55

    20:00 real anger from ricky. Live it

  • @GayFrogsTho
    @GayFrogsTho 11 месяцев назад +5

    19:54 I know Rickys laugh is legendary, but Rickys anger is just as good.

  • @bb-ef2qm
    @bb-ef2qm 2 года назад +22

    “don’t talk shit”
    “don’t talk shite twice”
    “don’t talk shit all your life”

  • @SobStory1
    @SobStory1 2 года назад +7

    Gervais: One of my favorites
    Pilkington: One of 86's favorites
    Good on Karl.

  • @bulldog1066jpd
    @bulldog1066jpd Год назад +3

    They did give a Chimp a job in a signal box.... his name was Jason and he works at Upminster

  • @ch1llb1lly
    @ch1llb1lly Год назад +3

    Ricky screaming about the monkey marriage is the funniest thing ever. How did Karl make him that mad. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rbajaj1986
    @Rbajaj1986 2 года назад +14

    Ricky is so much funnier when he's just with his friends and having a dialogue without planning! These got me through med school and still amazing a decade later 😂

  • @Bishbashbosh8282
    @Bishbashbosh8282 2 года назад +10

    I swear this is the funniest content I’ve ever witnessed. I woke at 5am and was quite teary in a sad way but this made me teary in the opposite way and then ironically I became sadly teary again at the thought of this not happening again. Karl Pilkington is superlative. The chemistry between these three is immense. I wasn’t a big fan of Stephen Merchant but he’s gone up in my estimations after watching/listening this/to this/video. Ricky Gervais is of god like nature. I’m so greatful for his work. And his missus’ Jane is clearly a wonderful woman 💙💙💙

    • @cronus3950
      @cronus3950 Год назад

      I agree it is some of the most natural funny conversation on the internet.

  • @lewybarr6667
    @lewybarr6667 3 года назад +61

    Glory years

  • @PoisonCreosote
    @PoisonCreosote 2 года назад +3

    Karl has one of the most beautiful laughs I’ve ever heard

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 Год назад +9

    You know how hilarious Karl is, because we cope with and endure Ricky's insufferable bullshit just to listen to Karl.

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 Год назад +1

      ricky is insanely obnoxious, people say all of this is an act but I think at least in his case it can't all be, he comes across arrogant everywhere

  • @plabcentral630
    @plabcentral630 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love when Karl breaks character and starts laughing

    • @Jonathan-rk4uq
      @Jonathan-rk4uq 5 месяцев назад

      Its not a charecter hes a actual cave man

  • @AimingAtYou
    @AimingAtYou 2 года назад +6

    The best thing is that when he doesn't know the answer to a question he just makes some shit up! :P

  • @jasoncarswell7458
    @jasoncarswell7458 2 года назад +13

    32:00 - Actually, Karl's right. It was a huge chacma baboon named Jack and he worked for a legless railway signalman in South Africa.

    • @mattias969
      @mattias969 Год назад

      Prove it prove that this is true and not just some internet bollocks

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 9 месяцев назад +1

      He probably fetched and carried a few things for the signalman because he was a pet Baboon or whatever, but no way was he given the job after the signalman retired!😖

    • @GregoryMcStevens
      @GregoryMcStevens 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@mattias969go look it up for yourself you lazy cunt

  • @samcafc1895
    @samcafc1895 Год назад +1

    The first monkey news in this video is definitely the best

  • @IreZico
    @IreZico 2 года назад +4

    When Ricky is slagging Karl about the Donna Air story leaving her baby with a Gorilla, it is amazing the difference when Ricky is proved wrong i love it 😂

  • @TonyLee-r6k
    @TonyLee-r6k 11 месяцев назад +1

    Steve and Karl are brilliant

  • @tmithoth8956
    @tmithoth8956 Год назад +1

    "What so you think the monkey knows it's April 1st?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @henryruizmeeden
    @henryruizmeeden 3 года назад +8

    LUV IT! Karl is the funniest man to ever live!!!!!

  • @vantheman1238
    @vantheman1238 2 года назад +7

    Monkey went to Russia to do some monkey business……didn’t work out! 😂😂😂

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup 11 месяцев назад +1

    "... 17th Century?" The joke that keeps on landing.

  • @peterclerkin906
    @peterclerkin906 2 года назад +2

    Steve Merchant: "This is monkey news....This is important."

  • @simonoosthuizen184
    @simonoosthuizen184 2 года назад +11

    The story about the Monkey changing the railways lines at 31:45 is actually true if I remember correctly. I am from South Africa where it happened and I remember reading about it. He was a baboon that worked the railway link for a number of years actually. He was even paid if I remember correctly, I think in food, but I'm not entirely sure about that part

    • @gabehawkins4105
      @gabehawkins4105 Год назад +2

      Another south African karl fan 👌

    • @GayFrogsTho
      @GayFrogsTho 11 месяцев назад +2

      There's a photo I saw once of a signal worker with two peg legs standing outside his shed with a little baboon fella. The man lost his legs in the war and the baboon did the running around and pulled the levers. It was in SA if I remember correctly.

    • @paddaaweh
      @paddaaweh 10 месяцев назад +1

      Aweh ouens. Chimpanzeethat!

  • @thoughtfuldevil6069
    @thoughtfuldevil6069 2 года назад +7

    19:54 to hear Ricky so infuriated is possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard.

  • @monkeyspoon8255
    @monkeyspoon8255 3 года назад +8

    Donna air really did leave her baby in the care of a gorilla for a week

  • @SinGames
    @SinGames 3 года назад +9

    The monkey called Crap is true lol.

  • @fourQQ
    @fourQQ 2 месяца назад

    PG TIPS , is brilliant

  • @tonypate9174
    @tonypate9174 11 месяцев назад

    Mr Dilkington for Monkey news and The Wonderful wacky world of Watson Amelia for MONKEY FACTS...Bless her and her ways of POPPET ..

  • @krisbest6405
    @krisbest6405 Год назад

    I laughed out loud on my own for the entire show till l fell asleep.

  • @hpebackwards
    @hpebackwards 3 года назад +22

    "....photographer."

    • @L3XIE45
      @L3XIE45 3 года назад

      C
      V ofvot

    • @L3XIE45
      @L3XIE45 3 года назад

      T🥳😃😁🤮🌤

  • @andrewcraggs3551
    @andrewcraggs3551 10 месяцев назад +1

    Had to thump it in the head! 😂

  • @bensmith9984
    @bensmith9984 3 года назад +11

    2:03:00 Can't believe he gave the plot for ratatouille before the movie.

    • @joebuddy3589
      @joebuddy3589 3 года назад +3

      Remember when karl made a movie idea where they take ones guys brain out and puts it in a other body... well they made a Ryan Reynolds movie where they do that.. can't remember the name of it..

    • @youhustlinmeboy4989
      @youhustlinmeboy4989 2 года назад +4

      @@joebuddy3589 think I seen that. Was that with Clive Warren?

    • @joebuddy3589
      @joebuddy3589 2 года назад

      @@youhustlinmeboy4989 lol 😆 it was called criminal Kevin Costner,.. also self/less lol

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw 2 года назад +4

    The Best of times

  • @neilcarroll4579
    @neilcarroll4579 2 года назад +5

    Just looked up the Donna Air thing, he was only partially talking shite

  • @madliarcharlie9695
    @madliarcharlie9695 2 года назад +3

    Let’s do some business with the bananas

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 2 года назад +3

    The jack story is actually real he trained the monkey to do his job and he paid him in alcohol unfortunately Jack died a few years later

  • @Wolfcone
    @Wolfcone 2 года назад +16

    It's weird because Ricky is a genuinely funny guy but when he's taking with Carl he's completely taken out of the picture as the funny one. Without people laughing Carl's humor is kinda hard but the second someone laughs he's a genius comedian.

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe Год назад +1

      KARL

    • @chaseHoldren
      @chaseHoldren Год назад

      I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

    • @guscox9651
      @guscox9651 3 месяца назад +1

      @@chaseHoldren NO-KARL -N- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN KARL. USELESS..WASTER. PLAY A RECORD.

  • @hsmellmyfart
    @hsmellmyfart 3 года назад +11

    1:50:00😂

  • @ribz4539
    @ribz4539 8 месяцев назад +1

    Its so funny how often Steve has to verbally stop ricky from being a dumbass by interjecting every few words to ruin the story.

  • @zipgow
    @zipgow Год назад +2

    What annoys me the most about "Monkey News" is that Ricky screams at him when he doesn't want to do it, then screams at him before he can finish the story.

  • @Tawhiri
    @Tawhiri 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:47 😂

  • @jd2192
    @jd2192 2 года назад +2

    I can't believe Ricky made Karl laugh

  • @DutchManticore
    @DutchManticore Год назад

    Im going to go to a Gervais show and constantly heckle him. And when he acts smart Ill say "now you know how Karl felt!"

  • @Sasquiny
    @Sasquiny Год назад

    "which is your favourite Buffy the vampire slayer episode"? Oddly specific.

  • @jamespowell1969
    @jamespowell1969 2 года назад

    Still brilliant!!

  • @TonyLee-r6k
    @TonyLee-r6k 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ricky can’t handle this drivel yet creates After Life

  • @shrimpflea
    @shrimpflea 2 года назад

    Greatest jingle ever

  • @MobbDeep420
    @MobbDeep420 2 года назад

    Brilliant

  • @martygraw3
    @martygraw3 3 года назад +17

    Ricky complaining kinda ruins the bit

    • @shrimpflea
      @shrimpflea 2 года назад +9

      I think it makes it much funnier.

  • @MDubs585
    @MDubs585 3 года назад +6

    1:18:02. That is all.

    • @guscox9651
      @guscox9651 3 месяца назад

      YOUUUU MONG. YOUUUU...GAWWD. bald, mank, GIT.

  • @petitmeowmeow
    @petitmeowmeow 2 года назад +2

    .... yeah but would they report that?

  • @ohhimark2130
    @ohhimark2130 2 года назад +1

    "DONT TALK SH*T KARL!"

  • @Antocfc11
    @Antocfc11 2 года назад

    I think Karl was doin to much body popping 🤣 he done to many lines in the toilet 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JLkeepinitrealdude
    @JLkeepinitrealdude 7 месяцев назад

    1:56:05 the iconic battle

  • @aidennormington3150
    @aidennormington3150 Год назад

    Awsome

  • @c.9345
    @c.9345 3 года назад +12

    1:53:08
    *D O N T T A L K S H I T*

    • @timcase3271
      @timcase3271 7 месяцев назад

      This moment is in my view the pinnacle of the series

  • @hsmellmyfart
    @hsmellmyfart 3 года назад +2

    1:10:00 On your own

  • @BitcoinMoney8
    @BitcoinMoney8 Год назад

    He was probably in getting his savings out ha

  • @JhubeiFC
    @JhubeiFC 3 года назад +2

    Thank you, brilliant.

  • @TheButters5000
    @TheButters5000 3 года назад +16

    1:49:20 has to be the best sarcasm ever.

  • @WE.R.NOT.OK.W.U.TRMP_GTFO
    @WE.R.NOT.OK.W.U.TRMP_GTFO 2 года назад

    I feel for Karl. I feel like his name should be Kral.

  • @freya7603
    @freya7603 2 года назад

    Why does Ricky’s jingle always go, “OOH! Chimpanzee that, Monkey News yufff“?

    • @LukeRoundMusic
      @LukeRoundMusic Год назад

      It's to sound like he's about to swear after
      Monkey news ya fxxxing bald headed buffoon...
      Something like that haha

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy Год назад

      I'd search the compilation of Monkey News jingles on here. The evolution is something to behold. It gets more and more unhinged. It will also shed light on how the inaudible parts of the jingle ended up the way they are.

  • @TheMelter101
    @TheMelter101 2 года назад +1

    Can someone tell me the song that was about to play at 21:00 !?

  • @davidwood1215
    @davidwood1215 Год назад +1

    Monkeys with tattoos on there head am survivors from science labs 😢

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy Год назад

    1:24:06 I always thought/hoped either Ricky or Steve would jokingly say "with full honours" when Karl talks about this alleged NASA trained chimp who was "made a colonel" and "buried with his wife".

  • @hsmellmyfart
    @hsmellmyfart 3 года назад +3

    1:36:40

  • @eddiesurfah5525
    @eddiesurfah5525 2 года назад

    Arrested for 'THEFTH' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JamesGormleyMusic
    @JamesGormleyMusic 2 года назад +2

    13:34 😂

  • @antonysimpson6288
    @antonysimpson6288 Год назад +2

    1:27:00 What was Ricky doing to make Karl laugh?

    • @epicmafia2046
      @epicmafia2046 9 месяцев назад +1

      Sniggering and probably pulling funny expressions 😂

  • @Adam-lz8oo
    @Adam-lz8oo 3 года назад +1

    What is that noise Ricky makes at 1:28:59?

  • @Dwaynesvideodump
    @Dwaynesvideodump 2 года назад +2

    Ricky needs to shut up lol

  • @fijiangel801
    @fijiangel801 3 месяца назад

    Superpower India 2012

  • @z3dda
    @z3dda 2 года назад +1

    Make him go away steve 😂😂💀💀

  • @arcyhalk9
    @arcyhalk9 3 года назад +10

    The crap tattoo is a real story most of these are just poorly explained

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 3 года назад +8

      No shit, this is a comment on every video. That’s their dynamic I’m glad you finally figured it out

    • @jamiedavis7980
      @jamiedavis7980 3 года назад +2

      @@GreenEyedDazzler we’re Glad you finally figured it out

    • @joebuddy3589
      @joebuddy3589 3 года назад

      Most of the stories are friend, just said by a head shaped like a fking orange.. lol

  • @alexcrossley4261
    @alexcrossley4261 3 года назад +5

    58:06 OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE

  • @NoGGy
    @NoGGy 2 года назад +1

    0:23

  • @thomashatter
    @thomashatter 2 года назад +1

    2:04:38 😭😭😭

  • @FeloniousPedigrees
    @FeloniousPedigrees 2 года назад

    Steve at 13:35

  • @JLkeepinitrealdude
    @JLkeepinitrealdude 7 месяцев назад

    13:35 *HURRY UP!* 👹

  • @StrykezMan09
    @StrykezMan09 3 года назад +1

    26:00

  • @dizzyupthefool5180
    @dizzyupthefool5180 2 года назад

    Photographer...

  • @darrenjames2221
    @darrenjames2221 2 года назад

    why is Ricky so angry?

  • @chrishopkins3316
    @chrishopkins3316 3 года назад +22

    I have a horrible thought that some of these might be Karl accidentally reading some racist right-wing publication that uses slurs in its articles.

    • @calumb67
      @calumb67 3 года назад +5

      Weird that you mention that, halfway through the video I thought the same. Strange I never picked up on it before, listened to monkey news loads of times.

    • @VivalaryMan
      @VivalaryMan 3 года назад +2

      Do please elaborate..

    • @Michael-qp7wu
      @Michael-qp7wu 3 года назад +4

      @@VivalaryMan a lot of them come from "ages ago" entirely possible the hold up, businesses or other monkey mishaps are news stories but using racist language

  • @dunnmatt44
    @dunnmatt44 2 года назад +1

    A

  • @saulcohn4844
    @saulcohn4844 2 года назад +1

    Ricky 100 percent ego; Karl, 0 ego...Ricky messes up genius comedy skits, again and again and "problem hole in your head" from a different podcast

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
    @oBuLLzEyEo1013 2 года назад

    God...! I love these but Karl's lip smacking and mouth noises annoys me to no end and he's the producer...

  • @blue24563
    @blue24563 Год назад

    Most of Karl’s monkey news stories are true

  • @archie8307
    @archie8307 3 года назад

    16:40

  • @samrandnaveh3120
    @samrandnaveh3120 2 года назад

    Der

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 3 года назад +7

    Ricky is not funny..never has been..he laughs to try and look funny..Karl is a cool dude

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 3 года назад +1

    Comment noted and ignored…sorry for having an opinion..I just don’t like him..end off