The Complete Karl Pilkington on Food (A compilation with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @hwmiss780
    @hwmiss780 7 лет назад +60

    'You don't see an old man eating a Twix' - oh my life I laughed so hard!

  • @ursie1986
    @ursie1986 8 лет назад +55

    "And you'll neeverr/See/anolman/EaT A/MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS/bahBAHbah"
    So good.

    • @benphone7430
      @benphone7430 7 лет назад

      cx1735 whenever I get high the song from start to finish plays on a loop and gives me the giggles

  • @smenkinsa
    @smenkinsa 7 лет назад +134

    that throat cancer story never gets old

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 5 лет назад +12

      "The cancer comes out"

    • @2freetz
      @2freetz 2 года назад +2

      @@alo4912 legend has it your bolocks will come out your trousers

    • @r4v4g3r
      @r4v4g3r Год назад +1

      It come out waitin’ for the meat!

    • @Tomversal
      @Tomversal Год назад +2

      It's even better that he starts it off by saying "It's a bit sad this" as if it's a heartbreaking story but then he just talks bollocks

  • @martyfunkhauser4663
    @martyfunkhauser4663 8 лет назад +130

    "Why are we eating knob" lmao

    • @benphone7430
      @benphone7430 7 лет назад +3

      Dance Puppet dance it's alright of it's night time though😂😂😂😂😂😋

  • @Wingless-
    @Wingless- 8 лет назад +198

    Hey Doctor Yak just wanted to take the time to say thanks for these! It's great to have a wider range of compilations, and you've done such a good job at choosing your topics that sometimes the titles alone give me a chuckle!

    • @TheComplete
      @TheComplete  8 лет назад +11

      Thanks Joel!

    • @Musclemaniac
      @Musclemaniac 8 лет назад +22

      Joel Cameron I agree these are great, and it probably takes ages to take the clips and arrange them into topics.. keep up the good work

    • @kikifeno567
      @kikifeno567 8 лет назад +5

      Doctor Yak still make my week with the drivel 😂😂

    • @highhat5229
      @highhat5229 6 лет назад +5

      And the man hasn't even felt the need to put adds on it!
      Now that's a human being.

    • @Mindilsast
      @Mindilsast 2 года назад

      i don’t think

  • @haydenowens1854
    @haydenowens1854 8 лет назад +23

    Thanks for using your time to upload this haha its brilliant stuff, makes my nights! Keep them coming

    • @Cowbelly3000
      @Cowbelly3000 8 лет назад +6

      Hayden Owens agree, perfect for listening in bed

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 5 лет назад +27

    The slug eating bird poo convo will always be hilarious to me!

    • @Bghjssjald233
      @Bghjssjald233 3 месяца назад

      The best part is the insects he thinks it lives near are spiders, who aren’t insects 🤣

  • @u2zero2u
    @u2zero2u 8 лет назад +8

    Thank you Doctor Yak for these awesome vids. Keep up the good work!

  • @sjeffiesjeff
    @sjeffiesjeff 5 лет назад +23

    If it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.

  • @richardreid7172
    @richardreid7172 8 лет назад +96

    I should be so lucky haha

    • @__D-B__
      @__D-B__ 8 лет назад +14

      Richard Reid lol that had me in tears, "we're surrounded by water why we eating knob?" 😂

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 4 года назад +2

      I could eat a knob at night

    • @Zee_zippy
      @Zee_zippy 4 года назад +1

      We are surrounded by water why are we eating nob 🤣

    • @danieljuncos244
      @danieljuncos244 3 года назад +3

      Wait, three ways? Is Steve one of the diners?

  • @kevm4035
    @kevm4035 5 лет назад +42

    What a great chap Karl is to help send you to sleep at night-Then Ricky wakes you with his terrible loud laugh

    • @jessee7334
      @jessee7334 4 года назад +3

      Never wakes me up, turn the volume down lol

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 11 месяцев назад

      That he infuriatingly never finishes

  •  8 лет назад +10

    ' I could eat a knob at night' gets me ever time XD

  • @lolly5453
    @lolly5453 5 лет назад +5

    Thanks for this, I’m loving these little compilations - I thought I’d heard pretty much everything (although it never stops me listening again and again) but these have turned up a couple of little gems I’d never heard before - which is always a bit of a treat! So congrats on putting sum great content together. You have a new sub 👍🏼😁💓

  • @johnmccullough633
    @johnmccullough633 8 лет назад +4

    Cheers Dr yak. good work sifting through all this great knowledge and grouping it.

  • @robertmcintyre4653
    @robertmcintyre4653 6 лет назад +23

    karl's belly in this pic looks like ricky's face lol

    • @nxgan1088
      @nxgan1088 5 лет назад +1

      @1919 ER Trying to appear superior, Christ almighty!

  • @mickieb74
    @mickieb74 5 лет назад +6

    Never followed the horse in the pub storey up with "was it called the Nags head" slipping Ricky n Steve, lol

  • @MarkMacc
    @MarkMacc 8 лет назад +1

    Thanks for the upload, these never get old!

  • @mrm5183
    @mrm5183 5 лет назад +10

    “Tapas? Ye go on then il av a bit”

  • @SkrillzDon
    @SkrillzDon 8 лет назад +18

    "Im knackered today, and my face feels dry and spotty"

    • @lucyhurst1586
      @lucyhurst1586 5 лет назад +2

      na dats wrong that damned Madeira cake.

  • @MyOwnEmpire-tk4pp
    @MyOwnEmpire-tk4pp 6 лет назад +6

    Steve ... I should be so lucky 😂😂😂

  • @THECOOLGUYBOB
    @THECOOLGUYBOB 6 лет назад +17

    5:49 we've got biscuit. Fakinhell ;)

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 года назад +4

    ‘I reckon... we will blend...... all our food’

  • @anidiquaojala1804
    @anidiquaojala1804 4 года назад +4

    Omg, I'd love to eat mushrooms with Karl and Steve , Ricky too as long as he didn't get frustrated with Karl - it's on my bucket list

  • @senorcoonster
    @senorcoonster 4 года назад +9

    Karl isn't wrong a lot of the time. Its just the way he expresses his ideas.

  • @joefangers8228
    @joefangers8228 7 лет назад +3

    Karl eating the worm takes on a strange new dimension when it's just the audio.

  • @AllyPerrott
    @AllyPerrott 4 года назад +1

    The Tequila worm 😀😂🤣

  • @appnzllr
    @appnzllr 3 года назад +2

    At one point he said seabirds, if they are hungry, should change their diet. He said he would. If there weren't any pies he would get a pasty. But then when he is in Egypt, and he was hungry, he was begging for chicken and chips. He doesn't do what he says. But the real point is that non-primate creatures have little flexibility. Each creature has its niche when it comes to food. If two creatures are going after the same food, one of them is going to lose out. And that is what humans are doing all over the world.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад +1

      There a loads of animals that are generalists and eat a wide variety of foods. You're an idiot, play a record!

  • @martyfunkhauser4663
    @martyfunkhauser4663 8 лет назад +3

    Brilliant thanks

    • @dad_9068
      @dad_9068 6 лет назад

      Samuel Rhoads gbgv

    • @dad_9068
      @dad_9068 6 лет назад

      Samuel Rhoads 1q2e346778900099999999999888665444344455566777ooiiiiii88881112

  • @fifocrew3040
    @fifocrew3040 5 лет назад +4

    Karl was right. Nutri bullet. Blending our food. 😂🤣🤔🤔

    • @fifocrew3040
      @fifocrew3040 4 года назад

      @@gsesquire3441 really 🤯🤯
      Was the sarcasm strong enough for you to understand it. 🙄🙄

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 5 лет назад +4

    Where is this anti horse pub? We need to protest

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord 5 лет назад +5

    I stormed Area 51 and all i got was this stupid Kangaroo Knob.

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 5 лет назад +6

    I think karl would make a good Buddhist monk

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад

      Being bald is a good start

  • @krisbest6405
    @krisbest6405 Год назад

    Knob, the funniest word out of Karls mouth.

  • @snakez1747
    @snakez1747 4 года назад +4

    why are there so many dislikes?

  • @possessedslig
    @possessedslig 2 года назад

    I love how Rick sounds like he's horizontal at the start

  • @callumhayes7502
    @callumhayes7502 5 лет назад +2

    I lost it at old man toffees

  • @beyondballoons2774
    @beyondballoons2774 5 лет назад +2

    This has made me hungry. Now I'm eatting a tin of beans at 1.52 in the morning 😣

  • @VRSN.
    @VRSN. 4 года назад +2

    Who's gonna search for a cockroach playing Pacman??

  • @storm_filter
    @storm_filter 3 года назад

    god bless. cheers with peace and love

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 3 года назад

    Karl is so cool

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 5 лет назад +3

    We’ll bLeNd.... all our FOOO OOOO OOOOOOD

  • @Whiplashed
    @Whiplashed 8 лет назад +8

    Does this video have the 'foodage' quote!?

    • @samhall100
      @samhall100 8 лет назад +6

      Whiplashed listen from 42 mins :)

  • @GhostofRhurValley
    @GhostofRhurValley 8 лет назад +3

    Its not a molusk that's down on his fucking luck!

  • @Baileycake92
    @Baileycake92 3 года назад

    Can anyone tell me what the Echo and the Bunnymen song was?

    • @one5643
      @one5643 3 года назад

      Haven’t listened to the whole video but I think at one point I remember them playing The Killing Moon

  • @danrocky2553
    @danrocky2553 4 года назад +1

    Sam Harris & Karl Pilkington on the amazing race....wow!

  • @louisasmiles
    @louisasmiles 6 лет назад +2

    I'm always glad when the aunty Nora thing ends quickly. Makes me feel so sick.

  • @father748
    @father748 8 лет назад +2

    do they still do these podcasts

    • @Whiplashed
      @Whiplashed 8 лет назад

      Fat Tony nah stopped about 5 years ago

    • @benphone7430
      @benphone7430 7 лет назад

      Fat Tony Karl wasn't getting enough time off, needed to keep doing his full time job

    • @father748
      @father748 7 лет назад +2

      Ben Phone i think karl is retired so now there's no chance of em restarting it

    • @toetaggerh4253
      @toetaggerh4253 6 лет назад +5

      new tv series with the dilkster coming out soon

  • @kayfoulds1492
    @kayfoulds1492 4 года назад

    Oh no Carl I think the see through thing was a baby earwig and you've just fed an infestation

  • @yolkohohno2967
    @yolkohohno2967 4 года назад

    Ay guv', lovin' it old son

  • @jonnyBB3B
    @jonnyBB3B 5 лет назад +3

    I saw an cockroach playing pac man lol

  • @iscreamfitness
    @iscreamfitness 3 года назад

    If Karl had done Well in School....
    He would never have been on the show and known
    Funny innit

  • @beemail6983
    @beemail6983 5 лет назад +2

    Karl on foodage

  • @rufusevans7844
    @rufusevans7844 Год назад

    Is houmous here?

  • @nancyscogin7549
    @nancyscogin7549 2 года назад

    1:25:00

  • @AllofJudea
    @AllofJudea 3 года назад

    Karl is right.

  • @dwalden74
    @dwalden74 4 года назад +2

    Wet-knee Houston

  • @workaccount8732
    @workaccount8732 10 дней назад +1

    only thing that would make this better is if ricky didn't have a laugh similar to pulling barbed wire through your ears

  • @Blessedfyah20
    @Blessedfyah20 5 лет назад +5

    Started to like these an like Ricky but is it only me but ricky just over laughs on the Karl shows kinda ruins it

  • @MrCheesyBaconBits
    @MrCheesyBaconBits 5 лет назад +3

    42:30

  • @alexprentice6648
    @alexprentice6648 6 лет назад +3

    I should be so lucky....

  • @barryfinkle1755
    @barryfinkle1755 Год назад +1

    I always have me foodage.

  • @carolus7348
    @carolus7348 5 лет назад

    13:31

  • @markjiannino5643
    @markjiannino5643 Месяц назад

    “Cuz we’re surrounded by water why we eatin knob”

    • @garethtaylor1470
      @garethtaylor1470 8 дней назад

      Karl would definitely” eat a knob at night!”😳🤯

  • @w8m4n
    @w8m4n Год назад

    "What? 'Tapas'? Gu on then al av a bit"

  • @firstname2lastname207
    @firstname2lastname207 6 лет назад

    No dinosaurs for me I’ll just have a yogurt I’m not hungry

  • @bigrick1226
    @bigrick1226 4 года назад +2

    The damn throat cancer story 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @iscreamfitness
    @iscreamfitness 3 года назад

    I would live If Karl talked at an ivy leage University

  • @Botch3dToe
    @Botch3dToe 4 дня назад

    When in Egypt, have another bollock

  • @nativeproud4160
    @nativeproud4160 3 года назад

    Karl should be in charge of the free countries

  • @jayw6034
    @jayw6034 6 лет назад

    Might have taken a lot of indigestion...🤭

  • @nimilshah6689
    @nimilshah6689 8 лет назад +3

    25

  • @liamsymes1
    @liamsymes1 2 года назад

    Just like a bit of weird art

  • @redlady935
    @redlady935 5 лет назад +1

    Mr Dilkington

  • @Sbc-rp9fc
    @Sbc-rp9fc 5 лет назад +3

    Jesus, the hyena laugh just kills the podcast. Gervais needs to put his face in a pillow every time he wants to laugh like that

    • @kendrabean2868
      @kendrabean2868 4 года назад +3

      I kind of like it

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Год назад

      Yes Ricky's ridiculously loud laugh is a nightmare when listening to the show wearing headphones

  • @kendrabean2868
    @kendrabean2868 4 года назад

    Why we eating knob? 💀💀💀

  • @nimilshah6689
    @nimilshah6689 8 лет назад +3

    46

  • @royboyx2
    @royboyx2 7 лет назад +1

    Just a bit of Fruit and Veg.

  • @Eric-yp7ho
    @Eric-yp7ho Год назад

    We're surrounded by water; why are we eating nob?

  • @jessee7334
    @jessee7334 4 года назад

    So is Karl playing a character? Hilarious either way!

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK 4 года назад +4

      No he is not. Look at the TV series. An idiot abroad!!

  • @CasperLCat
    @CasperLCat 6 месяцев назад

    “He’s got to be punished” - Ricky on Karl. So says the sophisticated atheist celebrity. Amazing how some people revert to their fascist condescending selves, when someone below them in social class offends them.

  • @jackgaulsfitnessvlog4802
    @jackgaulsfitnessvlog4802 6 лет назад +1

    Foodage

  • @SandyCheeks1896
    @SandyCheeks1896 4 года назад

    Wtf is Pancake Tuesday

  • @allankelly2879
    @allankelly2879 4 года назад

    foodage

  • @aparna776
    @aparna776 2 года назад

    If you are having a bad day and feel that you're stupid, just remember that there are people like Karl.

  • @oneeyedchef4819
    @oneeyedchef4819 5 лет назад

    wtf is winge mean

  • @theplanetjumper
    @theplanetjumper 3 года назад

    FOR WHAT PURPOSE!?

  • @pixesukola764
    @pixesukola764 4 года назад

    The reason we make sure avocados are soft rather than hard is because soft means ripe and those have a much better flavor.

    • @markobighead3173
      @markobighead3173 2 года назад

      It's satisfying to see this 'omglolsorandom' comment got zero engagement or attention in over a year. Stick to video games.

  • @chrisrodgers9643
    @chrisrodgers9643 6 лет назад

    Mean

  • @Messica503
    @Messica503 2 года назад

    There should be a new hashtag #oldmaneatingatwix and then a bunch of old men proving Karl wrong.

  • @leebee5361
    @leebee5361 6 лет назад +2

    Rather ALL these excluded Stepehn Merchant.. Carl says what he says, Ricky laughs and makes comments, or asks a few dumbfounded questions.. but Merchant just tries to follow Ricky Gervais' line of questioning, but isn't funny.. really don't see the point in his participation...

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 6 лет назад +2

      Lee Brownlie agreed, the lanky fella is definitely the weak link. When you watch stuff like 'Learn English with Ricky Gervais' where Steve is absent, you see how he's not really necessary to make their conversations funny.

    • @minners71
      @minners71 6 лет назад +10

      Lee Brownlie without Steve these wouldn't work.

    • @ItzJigz187
      @ItzJigz187 6 лет назад +9

      Lee Brownlie beacauae its above your iq. None of them work properly without the other also more to the point it's actually steve and Ricky's show so it wouldn't be the same.

    • @airindiana
      @airindiana 6 лет назад +3

      He’s has funny as a kick in the bollocks. Bloody annoying smug voice too. In fact I can’t stand either of them except Karl. I listen cos I like pilkington but have to suffer his two side show puppets

    • @lucyhurst1586
      @lucyhurst1586 5 лет назад +2

      No I think they’d needed to get rid of Gervais. That “pay attention to me and only me” laugh is very very grating.

  • @lightgiver7311
    @lightgiver7311 3 года назад

    You do realize you can survive without food for days right??? What a sick wuestion