The Complete Karl Pilkington's School Days (A compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)
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- Опубликовано: 1 мар 2017
- In this compilation, Karl reminisces about his formative years.
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Not to get too "heavy" but every time I feel low, anxious or sad these 3 always help me through it. Just so strange how these pointless conversations are still being enjoyed 15 years later. Cheers to @Yak for uploading it.
Its amazing. I just discovered karl 3days ago!
pappsy7 Me too. I have severe tinnitus that literally drives me insane. I put these on to help distract from it and to sleep to at night (plus my white noise.) These hilariously inane ramblings are great to listen to when you’re low. I’ve heard some twice and they still make me laugh! Imagine people listening to them in 50 or even 100 years time 😂
The three of them have perfect chemistry together. Without doubt, the best trio ever to have been on radio in the UK.
If yer comment’s heavy you win a CD
That's why I am listening now, having a really shit day, but these 3 let me switch off for a while and forget everything.
I wish they would put the mic closer to Karl, I have to turn it up to hear him and then blow out my ear drums when Ricky laughs.
Bwahhhaahhaa
Bit late now mate
Same. Love Ricky but he’s a gobshite
some uploads are sound compensated for that. BaldManc for one and there are several others.
i dont think mic is the problem here but i think he is too lazy to talk lol
love the first little bit about his old mates, hearing karl laugh is like cool water on a hot day
weeniesupreme yep it's quite rare. normally it's Steve laughing and Ricky suffocating. Karl's a good lad.
@@HudsonAO8TQ1 SUFFOCATING LMAOO
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Was the bentest statement ever
R.I.P Hilda
“Bog standard old woman”
“Are we burning or burying.?”
What can we say about Hilda?
@@molitovv She had a whizzy spirit.
Karl HAD A PET MAGPIE! "Were they impressed?"
"Not really."
NOT REALLY??
*I* F***ING AM!
CaptainArn
I know somebody who had a pet crow
What's a magpie?
Think it may have been a piping shrike, not a magpie.
@@martymcfly5262 it's a type of bird, it's black with white markings on it.
@@shnacallanan2656 or is it white with black markings? lol
4:26 that's the only genuine laugh i've heard from Karl. Heard him chuckle and snicker but never a proper giggle like that.
Yeah, he usually has a quiet wheeze. I've seen a couple of interviews where he laughs with a breathy almost-noise but that was definitely the loudest.
Snicker?
@@visitor5230 yeah, its another word for laugh. Roughly it kind of means "to give a suppressed slightly scornful, quiet laugh". Another variation is "snigger". May only be used here in the UK, though.
It warms the cockles of my heart. Like a baby laughing.
@@sophiebophiex but if you were woken up in the middle of the night, to like a baby laughing, that would terrify you.
Steve Merchant's laugh gets me everytime
I love the fact that karls head in this pictures the exact same size of the buffering circle
J
Spin the picture round on your phone his head is a perfect axis
RpdAbeast what's a buffering circle? I don't like in the middle east you see.
@@olivercox2565 you're well funny mate
It's like the buffer is saying UHHH
17:32 "I don't know which one to plump for" makes me giggle every single time! One of my favourite quotes!!
Listening to these in Lockdown. Aching with Laughter. The boy walking around the house with a horse. The daughter had stolen the horse and this was on a housing estate in Manchester where Karl grew up. There were also people with webbed hands and feet on the estate. Absolute genius. Ricky and Stephen are fantastic with him. Ricky's laugh is to die for. Keep safe everyone.
I'm the same only came across them last week and I haven't belly laughed as much in ages which is just what I needed and believe it or not helps me get to sleep at night ha ha ha x
the RUclips loading symbol on mobile, perfectly matches his round head in the pic
He called the magpie ‘Maggie’ in the north in the 80s!
An apt name, like a magpie, she enjoyed taking stuff away too, taking milk from school kids comes to mind!
She was another "nice one"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was so anxious he was sick 😂😂😂 I'm crying
Mr. Merry no ram pack? Hehggrh!!
Reminds me of that Simpsons character that always throws up
Night All... Can't beat abit of Karl.. Love Mrs Dilkington ❤️❤️
I think we need an animated TV show based of Karl's school days
Nah we need a live action show with Karl as his dad.
33:30 I did the exact same thing as a kid. Hanging around outside my mate's window watching him play football manager on the spectrum
You cannot get a decent volume level with this show. Karl is so quiet and Ricky laughs so loud. Lol , Stephen is somewhere in the middle.
It’s because this is a poor quality reupload of the audio
This helps me sleep
He had that thing were ,if you didnt have enough milk .😂😂😂
Love how the loading circle on my phone perfectly match Karl's roundy head
ricky and steve sounds so loud in comparation with karl
FANE BABANU in the early shows Karl wasn't mic'd properly as he was just the producer. When Ricky and Steve realised the show was more about Karl than them, they got him EQd and a proper mic
Karl's lucky. I'm about the same age. I wanted a musical keyboard 🎹 to be the next new order or Depeche mode. Ended up with a mini organ. Like a church! Couldn't tell me mum I was gutted.
I'm about 8 years younger than Karl and I desperately wanted a musical keyboard. I had ambitions on being the next New Order, too. Unlike both you and KP, I got one. I was proper made up, so excited, best day ever, fucking loved it and didn't put it down for a whole day! Then, I never touched it again! Ever. My mum was gutted.
Thanks for these
Why the hell have i not seen these before, I only found them on here last night week and since then I've not stopped laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I mean belly laughing (which is just what I needed right now) so thanks for putting them on x
Mrs. Battersby
Jeroenoman I recon Karl was a corrie fan😂
Mrs. Battersbeh
Jeroenoman best pussy i ever got!!
Congress Tart. 👍
2020 lockdown entertainment,these have kept me going through worrying about work etc
Thanks so much for this, very entertaining, good for quarantine / lockdown :)
I must admit, getting back with my old school “mates” would never be a good feeling.
i couldn't think of anything worse either, mate. Like those School Reunion thingies! Urgh, god no. NO!
@@loulabelle5082 Most of the kids I went to school with are in prison, so only chance of that happening is me breaking the law 🤣
This is absolute comedy gold
Brilliant...cheers me up no end...
Karl is levels above Ricky and Steve in wisdom and truth. "Every Wiseman knows he is a fool".
keep em coming doctor yak
Victoria Plumb tale still hurts.
That’s down the plug hole now
Lol... His Christmas and birthdays sound horrible.
Never heard the whole start of this one, great to hear some new (to me) stuff.
thanks for the upload
Brilliant to get a mention.... I loved that spectrum..... and those pies 😁🤣
I love this man
46:20 has to be the most empathetic I've ever heard Ricky towards Karl, Steve on the other hand...
“He’s still supporting the Blue Army, and frequents the shrine on a fortnightly basis” hahahahahahaha
How do we get the band back together
that's too bad, Karl's magpie flying away:(
Brian Kelly
Karl was happy it flew away bro 😂😂
jerr es peckin his grifter😂
the mushy p cracked me up hard
So, that's why the real McDonald's uses Ronald McDonald instead of Che Guevera, economics.
“Musta knicked it from somewhe!” I fucking lost it lmao
Poor old Adam Clifton with his wrinkly hands, imagine if he heard this
Why can't they all be the same volume 😣
Because shit production, thats why.
It was Karl's fault initially!
This is absolutely brilliant, the imagery Karl paints.............but its slightly out of sequence, as Ricky mentions the Victoria Plum story before Karl tells it. (sorry being pedantic)
"Don't be libelous!" and yet they are reading out their full names..
It's actually very hard to secure a conviction of libel, it is not enough to prove that someone has said something libellous about you, you also have to be able to provide unequivocal evidence that the libellous comments have caused harm to your reputation.
John the screw cabbie ? Thought he owned a diy store ?
I love when he said "she was a popular one" and he's sat there with ricky gervais and stephen merchant and has been on quite a few tellie shows, been paid to travel the world. damn up the losers ahaha
Darren Buckley is my uncle 😂
Well damn! You should ask him if he remembers Karl next time you see him!
Karl is my brother
Cleb Felm Well if you’re posting Lil Uzi songs I’m highly doubting it
sophiebophiex wat
jubjub 86 dang
5:25 Karl actually lol"d
I love that Steve thinks that reciting a memorized poem at lightening speed shows that he learned something in school; when presumingly the teacher explained that while reading poetry aloud one should recite the poem in the way the poet wrote it using one of the types of poetry he or she utilized while writing the piece. A part from the beat poets, who were known to write freestyle.
So funny.
Debbie Carr is my mom !!!! 2:55
Danny Herranz-Carr Oh please ask what Karl was like at school I Friggin love Karl. he's a male me...
Danny Herranz-Carr I reckon me and your mum where alike at school too... lol
Danny cmon
Brandon M leave him alone
mom?
Nice one
Nothing says a normal childhood than people stopping you from running around by putting an angry cat on your belly.
"It's a skittle, you know, like a toffee"?
Is toffee just an interchangeable word for sweets for mancs
Dommo Thornio
Just an example of a sweet
As a manc, when I grew up would use the phrase 'going to the toffee shop'
No it isnt
Ricky said it was a toffee? But tbh skittles are toffees...
Skittles are certainly not a type of toffee.
I'm begining to suspect that Karl has watched Fools and Horses. Because, granddad has the two TVs one with sound, one with video. Then when the uncle Albert (was it) who was a retired sailor, and slept in a dinghy.
Always makes me wonder how karl told the same story of the victoria plum twice and none of them realise? both of them are in this video.
Yeah I just noticed that! I feel cheated 😂 like are they for real or are they acting as if they're hearing it for the first time but yeah I think it's intentional
croppage hahaha
Imagine if karl delivered your papers
"4 + 16, what will it be?"
I also went to Twiggy’s around the same 😊
Karl should have a ghost hunting show that would be so funny him going to the worlds most haunted locations
My nana lived on the same estate as Karl & I once went to Twiggy’s Dance Club... Should I be worried 😊
I like Ricky and Steve, but did they have a normal childhood? They find some very common childhood experiences unusual. I feel a bit sorry for them. They don't seem to have experienced a very carefree childhood, especially Steve.
André Castillo Ricky was a lot younger than his siblings; what seemed normal for him, amusing himself while they do stuff 15 years more advanced, instead of hanging out with kids his own age, might be part of what you're getting at. Steve I imagine simply chose not to do what Karl did; e.g. Karl would be "out on his bike for hours", prompting Steve to ask "where were you going, round and round in circles?". One could argue being an intellectual kid means you don't do much
Steve Christie I don't think being an intellectual kid means you don't go out n fuck around on your bike, I think Steve was maybe just a bit more middle class and sheltered
Tom Fox I was an intellectual kid (chess, astronomy, rural and city life, quiz shows) and I went out on ma bike exploring de hood, playing football with local kids, aged 10-13 but stopped after that.
same really, used to fuck around skating and cycling until about 15 when we discovered alcohol and weed lool
And remember, everything is embellished for comedic effect. Most of the details in the stories are made up.
The audio clipping is unbearable. But the rest is great.
This would be great if I could hear carl and if Ricky weren't obnoxiously loud.
I feel sorry for Karl, has he ever had a good Christmas?
Karl is a plonker, a funny plonker👍
What is a busshy store
Is Karl's mic really low in comparison
Everybody messes with Karl's last name for fun. My friends call him Karl Plinkington.
Your friends sound hilarious...
I’m up to 12:01 (I need to keep track of it otherwise I will forget 😂)
Mrs Amazing
Watch it in one sitting
They Should make new
Psylocibin these nutters r on
HEWfunkingKNEWit Mmmmm that's what I'm talking bout
R.I.P Maggie 😔
These clips are the best example of how much Ricky and Steve love the sound of their own voices 😂
I just wanna hear Karl and maybe a bit of Ricky. I could leave Steve lol
Lemmy B steve always tells ricky to shutup in the later series
Lemmy B unfortunately mate it's rick and steves show. Karl is the producer that they are generous enough to also hand him a big part in the show infront of the mic.
Jigzlyfe The show wouldn’t be nearly as successful as it was without Karl, I think Ricky even admitted that people listen mostly for Karl, it’s just called the ‘Ricky Gervais’ show for marketing purposes because he’s the most famous of the three.
21:00
Yeah something happens at late secondary school, it's called puberty Karl, please man you can't be real
Loveee gettin yakkyyyy
Me mams into gnomes and stuff..
Theres too much fruit about
Oiiii slap don am hereeee
58:05
who is this shufflebotham
charlie says
Peck me griftah
Ricky and Steve don't shut up
Its their Radio Show, Karl was not even meant to be an on air personality
Why does he call his brother "our kid"??
Northern slang. It's pretty common
Eternal Anglo
Yup
Its a very Manchester thing. Noel and Liam Gallagher say/said it a lot.
R ked
Love Karl. Ricky's big loud annoying laugh is so irritating.
Ok
Seen another show with the hat dude where they ask about him and karl says he was called it cause he never wore a hat and the screw owned a diy store not a cabbie startibg too think this is fake
Its probably even more genius if its fake.
Maybe he was a cabbie and owned a DIY shop at different times. It's possible to have more than one job.
mrs batasby was a dream in a strange house and as a kid u need to be settled so when u carl woke up U THOUGHT U HAD BEEN TALKING TO A WOMAN u probably went down to breakfast quick because of the strange place u were in and told your mum so then later when the dream went from your memory as dreams do. u could only remember your mum saying u once told me in that house we went to stay at about talking to a mrs batasby? who u said and she repeted what u said to your mum at the house u had the dream u just did not know it was a dream. D.M.T in our brains help our brain rest at night because if your brain turned off at night u would be brain dead so our brains make a drug simalar to l.s.d or psilocybin to give it its proper name so our brains can stay on but rest the resepters r still fireing that is a DREAM.
How could Karl get a lady today he would have been a Mgtow
I can't fucking hear Karl
I wish we could hear Karl all I hear is the annoying laugh of Ricky Gervais.