The Complete Karl Pilkington on Family (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- Happy Christmas to all with a new compilation!
"You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them" - Desmond Tutu
"A happy family is but an early heaven" - George Bernard Shaw
"It’s just hassle of having friends and family an’ that" - Karl Pilkington
They say that Christmas is a time for family, and what better theme than the legend's insights into his own kin.
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The thing about pilkington is that he doesn't stop complaining yet nothing bothers him.
"He's never out of prison long enough to get a nickname" must be one of the most underrated remarks Karls has ever made. It just tells you so much, in just a few words.
RIP Mark Pilkington :(
@@beatnikmary
RIP Karl Dilkington
13:50
This is by far the most comforting,funny,brain whirling,wittiest thing podcasted😂😂😂
When he says "if you were me friends I would have just said, oh we can't find them" 😢😢😢 bless him
I know! He sounds so disappointed in himself, he's such a lovely guy
Spending my Christmas Day in a hospital bed, seeing this pop up in my youtube feed has made the whole thing bearable, you're an amazing person Yak
Gregor Martin Get well buddy. Best wishes from Canada. 👍🏾
@@Di0on Back home now, rest and recovery here we come. Same back at ya from NZ
At least nobody chopped 8 inches off the side of your bed.
That sounds crap, I hope you have a good 2019 mate x
Hope you’re doing better now Gregor
The ripped tennis ball thing never fails, I die laughing every time lmfao 🤣
It's one hell of an image! 😆
its such a hilarious way to describe it but you totally know what he means
Karl just tinging his way up the tube of life.
Dead 💀
Ting tong bing bong
@@k.g.847 it's tinging it's way up the tube
I love hearing about Auntie Nora 😂😂😂
Katie Knight looked like a ripped tennis ball
@@MrBiscuits2 not forgetting Uncle Alf, tattoo Stan and the bloke who looked like Ken Dodd!
Don't name her!
With her ripped tennis ball and Coco Pops back....
Making the lockdown easier! Karl makes me feel proud to be British hehe
Not a single American could make me laugh like Karl does
Just me, my dog and this. Perfect. If i wasn't so tired I would kick me own height.
Would you put your leg down?
Emily Rose Sparkles sounds like my kind of night 👍
ha!same again tonight!
Peanut butter
@@wharris5083 every single night for me hah
Karl tames a magpie which pecks his head and pops his tyres. The day he takes it to school to show it off it flies away.
'its tinging its way up the tube, it's tinging its way up the tube, ting tong ping pong it's tinging its way up the tube' 🤣🤣
"How can we prove that we're live Karl? KP: Me mam's budgie died last night" hahahaha
It's sad that I probably know more about Karl's childhood than my own.
Your not the only one darling.. But at least we have this.
Love Mrs Dilkington
MisT OldSkool aka the Rollin Raver at least you’re not Scruffy Sandra.
@@JoeRivermanSongwriter Aww babe.. YA don't know.. Lol... I am sure he just says shit like me. Not to cause offence.. An No I'm MRS DILKINGTON LOL ❤️❤️♿♿❤️
@@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 I'm Brett. :D
@@JoeRivermanSongwriter Nice to meet you Bret... I would love if you checked out my channel. I haven't had it for long but it spreads awareness and may make you laugh Xx I'm as mad as they think Karl is.. But you gotta have a laugh Xx
I can't believe how many times in my life I've heard "m-m-m-my auntie had wind for fiiiiiiiiiive minutes!"
Thanks for coming back! These are my favourite compilations, you have no idea how many times I've heard the others.
I’m so excited you’ve uploaded again it feels like a Christmas miracle honestly lol 🥳🥳🥳✌🏻 thank you!
Over a decade of listening. I'm starting to select these over music en route to work.
I put one earphone in and put my hood up and listen to KP at work on the fly. Everyone must think im insane every few mins i burst out laughing walking through the buildong site on my own lol
BRILLIANT AND WHY NOT XX
Same 👍 👍
You still enjoying that labouring job!😉
@@CARLIN4737 his response would likely be : joke's on you, I don't enjoy it at all
M8 what I did as a fencer stood there digging away time flys
Welcome back, Yak :) Stay in the woods, stay green, and stay safe!
Public service announcement for chameleons!
What happens when you put one of them on a mirror.
Can't beat this.. Said Mrs Dilkington... Very proud of Karl
I want a show in the line of Malcolm in the middle or everyone hates chris, based on Karls family as a child.
Most normal people would get rid of the wardrobes but Karl's Dad thinks I'll saw through the mattress.
This proper made me giggle🤣🙊
Goodnight all and merry x mas 🤩 cheers for the upload mate.
I cannot stop laughing..
*Leave him out this one Chuck!*
"Don't try and teach your granny to suck eggs" is the equivalent of "you can't teach an old dog new tricks."
These are what I listen to on the crunch at work. Wonderful
Thank u yak merry Christmas and happy new year
"Her mam was a witch and all that"
LOLWUT
[Just pop that in brackets]
Just cracks me up, love it when Ricky is breaking his bollox and karl just keeps telling the story's, priceless
Wish the volume was at a uniform levels, have to keep adjusting the volume
Just do your own compilation then pal. Sorted.
Why does Karl barely whisper into the microphone dont he know hes on the radio ?
Jessica Hart GFYS you self righteous twat XD
@@yonezawa2810 🤣🤣🤣🤣 self righteous in what way??
I don’t know how I’d survive without these
now;s the time to play them all i guess
Auntie Nora sounds like a right laugh.
Merry Christmas
A new compilation on Xmas Day, best present.
Merry Christmas Dr Yak!
I felt really bad for Karl when he questioned whether or not they were really hos friends when he found out about his exam results
15:43 Ricky's laugh tho 🤣🤣
"I'm not into keeping in touch with people." I thought he calls his mum and dad every day? xD
There the only 2 though.
I'm going with him with the siblings... 🤣
@@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
Karls brother died last year and his sister lives in Ireland
@@rbeck3200tb40 Hi hun. Yes I sadly had heard that Mark had passed away. It will probably be the same with ME....
Familes are funny things and we either have a Close one or a Devided one for one reason or another..
I would love to meet Karl..
I see myself as a MRS DILKINGTON A🤣🤣
THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY..
I HAVE 1siater 6miles away d, not spoken since she was the age of her eldest twins and a brother 3miles the other way NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME. An my closest Sibling for 39yrs Dated then Married the biggest TOOL ON EARTH, 😪Not Spoken to her since the day of Service.
SOME FAMILIES ARE OVER RATED.. Shit happens for a reason, ❤️❤️
Strangely wonderful and brilliant, it’s so easy to see how Gervais and Merchant had to introduce Karl to an unexpecting planet!
These audio podcasts still come across as funny even now, the later animated series took them to a new level.
The description Yak 😂 Laughing out loud at midnight shaking the bedroom's wall!
Love the images
The "Forest Gumps" story is pure gold !!!!!!!!!
These podcasts are "Soup-purb"
The Cartoons are the Best Damm. Love the illustrations
Brilliant! so much content on this video I havn't heard, and I was getting concerned I had heard it all
Dan Taylor Same
Merry Christmas, A'right.
And that
46:16
that was kinda sweet how rickys heart broke for karl
I am so thirsty for new Karl Pilkington! 🤣
Life is a war of attrition
I'm convinced Karl grew up in Royston Vasey.
Karl is brilliant 👍
Thanks for this, I'm laughing myself to sleep.
TIL Manchester is located in the twilight zone.
Believe it or not, Karl’s brother Mark was on a documentary called Benefit Busters. It’s on RUclips.
I saw it it No Wonder he hasn't seen him in 11 years he's the dark black sheep of the family him
I'm shocked Ricky didn't laugh hysterically at the birthday/ christmas card combo.
That Martian day logic is classic Karl.
Karl's idea of a party is folk coming round scaving food and drink and that
15:49 Ricky’s best laugh 😂
Tinging it up....
If I had three wishes the very first one would be to see Karl's parents do a 3 hour plus podcast where Ricky just talks to them. Alas, I don't think itll happen otherwise. It was bloody murder finding a legit photo of Suzanne . The same is the case when I found Karl's older brother, Mark. Hes was on the Jeremy Kyle show for cheating on his girlfriend and also on a random Uk cable documentary about unemployment: ruclips.net/video/npSe4GE21qE/видео.html. (This link is the doc)
"It was like a woman version of The Elephant Man."
"The Elephant WOMAN?"
I wonder if that's where he obsession with strange looking people from 🤔
@@donnamclean3746 duh
Second opinion and got the same person lol. Why would you phone the same company? Bonkers.
OH MY GOD Santa is real!!!!
Put speed on 0.5x sounds like theyre on drugs
HAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant
Wooooohh trippy man !! That’s freaky but funny 😆
1.5 and they on coke
I had to give this a go🙌🤣🤣
OGGY OGGY OGGY...😂😂😂
Dear dad...yep thanks for getting me in......a month before the belgrano lmfao!!!!!
I'm always so curious about what Karl's brother is like, cigarettes in a tank is legendary
@@JankyJankProductions
ruclips.net/video/npSe4GE21qE/видео.html that’s his brother
26:22 is my favorite Ricky laugh
David Bowie/Nina Simones Wild Is The Wind comes to mind... (rather mind than nose ha ha ha)
I want Carl Sagan and Carl Pilkinson to do a series of shows together.
Carl Pilkinson 🤣🤣🤣
@@jhart1127 🤣🤣🤣
Ricky was wrong, the Falklands war was in 1982, not 1981!
Night night everyone.. ear buds in full of Karl and Ricky’s hysteria…I ignore Rick… I listen harder to Karl.. he’s the star in this group.. and his family. Oh what I wouldn’t do for a Karl cam! Oh Jesus as Karl would say… oh Jesus
I couldn't breathe for MINUTES after the cat story.
L Haviland you will be missed
@@macmuggo5459 🤣🤣
The boiler sketch is fucking hilarious
Getting a second opinion.........off the same bloke
The 🌎's most interesting man...
Did you know Karl's brother was on Jeremy Kyle? He was also on a documentary series called Benefit Busters. Dead serious
Mate you Can't Tar SIBLINGS WITH THE SAME BRUSH....
Did you stop to think maybe that's why Karl doesn't bother with him. I know how I am with my uncles
Karls brother mark Pilkington died last year . That was him on the Jeremy Kyle tv show
Slagging off toblerone!! Rickys obvs never had to drive to Dundee barefooted 😡😡
Lynn... Lynnnnnnn...LYNNNN! such a sad thing to be medically addicted to Toblerone. Not too fond of the dark ones though. But id rather have one than pierce my foot on a spike
Why did they do these bits twice? They’re slightly different in “Questions For Karl”
Codie Fitz probably so new listeners could hear them. Also keep in mind years have passed between the XFM shows and the podcasts so they may have forgotten they had already told/heard the stories. I also doubt they thought a lot of people would binge listen over 15 years later like this.
Does anyone know what word he is saying at 1:19:26 or what it is he is talking about his aunt put on the table to cover up the magazine’s?
Valances.
Karl volume: 1 Ricky Volume: 12
Nearly half of this is about Auntie Nora's fanny 😂
SLIT TENNIS BALL
22:28 LMAOO
Makes sense that energy companies would subcontract work tho, might explain why he got the same gasman twice
'Mam 'n Dad."
22:27 is hilarious
"Me mam's budgie died last night." 😂😂😂
Whats a budgie ?
@@rbeck3200tb40 its a bird
@@SaoirseK
like a parrot or something ?
rbeck3200tb40 google it you shithead
@@rbeck3200tb40 really?
Dad's a muggle, Mam's a witch, bit of a nasty shock for him when he found a dead rabbit bleeding on his 'ead
Cosmic Wyrd what episode is this?
That’s from Harry Potter.
49:30 best part
Why did Karl stop laughing once they started the podcast?
Because it's an act and they told him to.
@@arseymcpherson its not
@@arseymcpherson you're an idiot if you think this is an act. If it is. He's one of the best actors to ever exist ...
Oven!!
Karl's dad sounds twice as weird as him lol
PTSD not really a joke
🍎 doesn't fall far from the 🏡
Nx Doyle 🍎 doesn’t fall far from the 🌳
I would love to see carl do a program with Steven fry
ollbo200010 that’s why it’s good though
How did you manage to spell both of their names wrong?
How did his brother Mark die? No one seems to know!!
5:55 🤣😝
How can we prove we're live?
Jeez making fun of PTSD is a bit much
Karl's family is super weird 😂 I wonder if they are all still around
Which podcast did Karl talk about Monster's Inc?
Maybe the one with Suzanne
@@k.g.847 Hm...
I had to skip the Victoria Plum part, it's just too tragic.