Reviewing Fictional Presidents

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 4 года назад +6602

    The fact that Betty Boop was probably one of the first fictional president to be seen on screen is pretty cool not gonna lie.

    • @muchappreciated.5663
      @muchappreciated.5663 4 года назад +197

      Betty Boop was the first fictional president...

    • @Fr_OE
      @Fr_OE 4 года назад +212

      I want a remaster of Betty Boop for president

    • @JohnDoe-xf8ew
      @JohnDoe-xf8ew 4 года назад +334

      Also that she was in favor of redistributing the wealth

    • @enimo9241
      @enimo9241 4 года назад +142

      I would vote Betty Boop

    • @dstinnettmusic
      @dstinnettmusic 4 года назад +139

      She was based af too

  • @ThatOneAccount931
    @ThatOneAccount931 4 года назад +4093

    While it’s a bit morbid, I think you’ve ignored the possibility that President Martinez was assassinated or even died of natural causes and/or Cory’s shenanigans

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink 4 года назад +725

      cory in the jailhouse

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 4 года назад +480

      @@SkiddlyBink
      Cory in the Jailhouse (25 seasons to life)

    • @nonamelol5038
      @nonamelol5038 4 года назад +167

      wouldn't that mean that Obama was the vice president? and if so why do I find that funny?

    • @mintythedemon1785
      @mintythedemon1785 4 года назад +18

      That would be interesting for a sequel! 🤨

    • @nickalasmontano1496
      @nickalasmontano1496 4 года назад +129

      @@nonamelol5038 Not really. There is no law stating that the incumbent has to run for reelection. The vice president could have temporarily become president and decided not to go through with another term.

  • @gcil8214
    @gcil8214 4 года назад +2479

    “Without any outside influence or corruption he turns his focus on bettering America”
    *shrek closing book*- “yea, like that’ll ever happen”

    • @marsplease
      @marsplease 4 года назад +81

      SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 4 года назад +20

      What a load ae'-

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 4 года назад +31

      @Deon Denis no. If you think about it Shrek would probably be better for the country as somebody who isn’t steeped in a singular parties own shit and who hasn’t been in that world with everyone else (even disregarding parties) that we have now

    • @Desperado420
      @Desperado420 4 года назад +6

      This is a very smart joke, good job. You are funny. :)

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 года назад

      @Deon Denis because shrek has no money.

  • @AndorianBlues
    @AndorianBlues 4 года назад +3507

    I’ve only ever seen or heard of Cory in the House in a meme context and I was absolutely not prepared to learn that the “House” in the title is the White House

    • @doesnt_exist_
      @doesnt_exist_ 3 года назад +175

      Gonna be a different type of house now

    • @godzilla_fan_13
      @godzilla_fan_13 3 года назад +21

      Same

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 3 года назад +175

      As someone named Cory, I've spent more time hearing "Cory in the House" jokes than it would take to binge watch the show, and yet this is the most I've ever seen from it or heard about it. I only barely knew it involved the white house before

    • @Lunar_Atronach
      @Lunar_Atronach 3 года назад +40

      As someone with the same experience who hasnt finished the video this comment hit like Shia LaBeouf hits his wife

    • @bobbobsled8843
      @bobbobsled8843 3 года назад +6

      Logo

  • @mitchellgeorge6031
    @mitchellgeorge6031 4 года назад +1176

    Here’s a theory: Americans didn’t like either Bush or Kerry, so they elected the third party candidate Martínez as a way to shake up the system, try something new. However, the ineptitude of his administration led to Americans returning to an established party by electing Obama for things to return to some normalcy. Obama’s platform was hope and change for getting out of the Martínez mess.

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 4 года назад +50

      I feel like if we didn’t do that for the last two elections there’s little chance they would have done that even in a fictional universe

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +85

      @@creed8712 Americans: Maybe if we just keep voting for same 2 parties over and over again no matter what eventually they'll fix themselves, right? RIGHT?!

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 3 года назад +61

      @@ThexDynastxQueen if I’ve learned anything it’s that we as Americans don’t like to change things because the status quo is to profitable for the people who could affect it

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +7

      @@creed8712 Yeah I know all too well.

    • @Cr3zant
      @Cr3zant 3 года назад +10

      @@creed8712 Also 3rd parties are almost universally just memes or ads for some other product.

  • @GothMermaidGamer
    @GothMermaidGamer 4 года назад +1385

    "Suicide is now legal and we'll provide suicide booths"
    Well now we know where Futurama got the idea

    • @lorissantarsiero5849
      @lorissantarsiero5849 4 года назад +90

      Thank you for using stop-n-drop.Americas number 1 suicide booths since 2008.

    • @aidanhelfrich4887
      @aidanhelfrich4887 3 года назад +9

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 3 года назад +10

      This new Amazon looks great

    • @genericstaticshock705
      @genericstaticshock705 3 года назад +4

      My immediate thought exactly 😭

    • @consentclub8431
      @consentclub8431 3 года назад +1

      Assisted suicide already exists for disabled people... 🙃

  • @drpeppy635
    @drpeppy635 4 года назад +4243

    So he turned himself into a peanut. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +5245

    JFK, the only president who is simultaneously a real person and a fictional character

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 4 года назад +141

      And he didn't even bother covering him.

    • @mscup8814
      @mscup8814 4 года назад +296

      @@SirBlackReeds Technically, Clone High JFK wasnt a president

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma 4 года назад +250

      I go with that Abraham Lincoln fellow. He is fighting vampires.

    • @whiteeagle9769
      @whiteeagle9769 4 года назад +80

      @@16ktsgamma and he fought zombies too

    • @arigadatred5395
      @arigadatred5395 4 года назад +74

      @@whiteeagle9769 And Batman, if I remember correctly.

  • @sudonim7552
    @sudonim7552 4 года назад +1462

    Comrade Betty Boop says we must redistribute the wealth.

    • @GG-43
      @GG-43 3 года назад +55

      🅱️ased

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 2 года назад +6

      communism

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 2 года назад +12

      I wanna see betty-stalin collaboration unironically

    • @manuelcjr52
      @manuelcjr52 2 года назад

      Helicopter time
      Talk to someone who's actually from a communist country

    • @In_The_Base
      @In_The_Base 2 года назад

      And kill millions of people

  • @berjo516
    @berjo516 4 года назад +667

    Me: “I bet he won’t talk about Cory in the House”
    Quinton: “I’m gonna talk about Cory in the House now”

    • @Absenteeee
      @Absenteeee 4 года назад +26

      and he did for _a third of the video_

    • @SquallyCoin5664
      @SquallyCoin5664 4 года назад +11

      Well he had to go through the scatterbrained lore of the SCCU. (Sit-Com Cinematic Universe.)

    • @SmokeyDope
      @SmokeyDope 3 года назад +4

      @@SquallyCoin5664 Wait is there actually a grand unifying theory that connects every sitcom like tha pixar timeline thing or is that a joke you made up on the spot

    • @SquallyCoin5664
      @SquallyCoin5664 3 года назад +5

      @@SmokeyDope a joke I made up on the spot. But that would be amazing if there was a Sit Com Timeline.

    • @SynGirl32
      @SynGirl32 3 года назад +6

      I don't know why he put it in the SCCU. We all know it's an epic political anime.

  • @MarioPokemonShadow
    @MarioPokemonShadow 4 года назад +2064

    The President from Sonic the Hedgehog: "I'm trying my best. This world is weird."

    • @dstinnettmusic
      @dstinnettmusic 4 года назад +194

      President of Earth, who has pictures of two odd 4 and a half foot tall monsters that seem to want to be referred to as hedgehogs on his desk.

    • @ryanfuller4401
      @ryanfuller4401 4 года назад +69

      he sounds more real than any leader ive ever heard of.

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 4 года назад +58

      @@dstinnettmusic he gets murdered by one of those hedgehogs in one timeline

    • @burghley3044
      @burghley3044 4 года назад +3

      @@InhumanFan98 S E G A

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 4 года назад +6

      I think that SONIC should be president!

  • @drpeppy635
    @drpeppy635 4 года назад +1191

    Seeing Dracula break into the White House strapped onto one of those things you used in elementary gym class only to be stopped by a Native American with a swastika makes me feel like I’m in some kind of sick fever dream

    • @CambieAngel
      @CambieAngel 4 года назад +30

      Stuck in a sick fever dream? You mean 2020?

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 года назад +70

      But like, why does Eagle-3 have a Hindu symbol? You'd think he'd use something taken from his culture, but he just has a Swastika. Is he just generally superstitious and spiritual?

    • @devent6512
      @devent6512 4 года назад +27

      Still love that everyone remembers these where things from gym class but no one knows what they were called

    • @urielgonzalez900
      @urielgonzalez900 4 года назад +10

      That’s such a bizarre adventure

    • @1sdani
      @1sdani 4 года назад +53

      @@ronramen5827 Another comment here says it was going to be the native american whirling log, but they changed it to the visually similar swastika because they were afraid readers wouldn't know what it is because god forbid people learn something new

  • @kthemaster1999
    @kthemaster1999 4 года назад +1629

    They really had the wrong kind of Indian pull out a Hindi symbol on a vampire.

    • @galacticgrandmas
      @galacticgrandmas 4 года назад +168

      They were probably trying to reference the whirling log pattern used by the Navajo (www.navajorug.com/blogs/news/whirling-logs-motif), but then thought their audience wouldn’t get it, so they changed it last minute to the swastika.

    • @clickthoughts5248
      @clickthoughts5248 4 года назад +12

      Omg

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 года назад +35

      @@galacticgrandmas Link doesn't work. Edit: It works if you remove the second parenthesis.

    • @DarkInsanity14
      @DarkInsanity14 4 года назад +14

      @@camelopardalis84 Remove the second parenthesis

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 года назад +10

      @@DarkInsanity14 Thanks, that helped. Although this doesn't seem to have been the only problem before. But it's hard to explain what the issue was. Anyway, I see the right picture now. Maybe you want to edit your comment and remove or move back the second parenthisis?

  • @MrStarman926
    @MrStarman926 4 года назад +246

    "Reviewing a few movies from the 30's and also a four-hour analysis of Cory in the House lore".
    This is one of my new favorites of your videos.

  • @thecouncilofbrazilianchads5580
    @thecouncilofbrazilianchads5580 2 года назад +100

    It’s impressive how JFK is so popular they made him into a real breathing person!

  • @christianbaker7814
    @christianbaker7814 4 года назад +746

    Hands down, the best part of the video is the breakdown of how Cory in the House exists in the same universe as Home Improvement.

    • @deadheat1635
      @deadheat1635 2 года назад +3

      @The OxyScape This also means it’s part of the Marvel multiverse which includes the MCU, every crossover Marvel has ever done and every crossover they’ve done (DC, Fortnite, Transformers, Power Rangers, etc.), and Big Hero 6, which has crossed over with Kingdom Hearts which then brings in most of Disney’s main works, as well as Smash Bros.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 года назад +1

      I felt like I was taking crazy pills for a moment there xD

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 2 года назад +1

      A work of art

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 4 года назад +428

    Referring to "That's so Sweet Life of Hannah Montana" as "Crisis on Infinite Sitcoms" is the kind of stuff that keeps me clicking your vids

  • @martes9128
    @martes9128 4 года назад +465

    The Betty boop for president thing is so outdated for the simple fact that in 9:48 you can see that dress has pockets, which as we all know is just a myth

    • @buranflakes
      @buranflakes 4 года назад +34

      Dresses with pockets exist and they're glorious

    • @teddy-1965
      @teddy-1965 4 года назад +57

      Funnily enough, historical dresses are more likely to have pockets (most of which were HUGE)

    • @bumbl3b33-7r0n
      @bumbl3b33-7r0n 4 года назад

      Who was the first man?

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 4 года назад +15

      I could make up a stand up routine about how womens pants are a rip off. Shitty pockets. No pockets. Its why purses are a thing. God bless anyone who makes pocket dresses.

    • @marinaschulz3183
      @marinaschulz3183 4 года назад +2

      I am currently wearing, as I type this, a dress with pockets 😂😁

  • @i_teleported_bread7404
    @i_teleported_bread7404 4 года назад +87

    Me: I still don't understand why so many people keep memeing Cory in the Hou-
    *Skeleton on a moped*

  • @riochan2831
    @riochan2831 4 года назад +87

    A 15 minute intro for a Corey in the house video. My body is ready

  • @nattiecraft
    @nattiecraft 4 года назад +665

    The fact that playing the Cory in the house theme somehow switched something in my brain to remember every single word from the song and then back off once it’s over cuz I think I’m a sleeper agent

  • @Laurabeck329
    @Laurabeck329 4 года назад +968

    Quarantine is slowly turning Quinton into a 70s soft rock frontman

    • @joelliottmusic7707
      @joelliottmusic7707 4 года назад +11

      Quinton, the people have spoken. We need a hard rock album

    • @RRM_Personal
      @RRM_Personal 4 года назад +24

      @@joelliottmusic7707 No no no! SOFT Rock!

    • @joelliottmusic7707
      @joelliottmusic7707 4 года назад +4

      @@RRM_Personal oh true, my bad I’m horrible at reading 😂 soft rock is also much appreciated but I read that comment the moment I heard him scream and my mind was set

    • @MatroxMillennium
      @MatroxMillennium 4 года назад +1

      @@joelliottmusic7707 Well, he's kinda getting close to Randy Bachman in my opinion, I'd consider that hard rock.

    • @renasance2
      @renasance2 4 года назад

      @@MatroxMillennium I think he looks more like Rupert Holmes.

  • @PocketDeerBoy
    @PocketDeerBoy 4 года назад +462

    Mary shelly rlly did invent all of the good genres... we stan

  • @Zalera44
    @Zalera44 2 года назад +78

    I know this video is like 2 years old at this point, but I didn't see anyone else saying this so I'm gonna say it. That "swastika" the native boy wields isn't a Nazi swastika. It actually is a symbol of peace. The points of the right angles go clockwise, whereas the Nazi version points counterclockwise.

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 2 года назад +1

      Wait......what..... then I've been doing it all wrong........
      I'm kidding, I'm kidding, Gyspies were also gassed, So I wouldn't support that.

    • @effbar2400
      @effbar2400 Год назад +5

      ​@@jackalenterprisesofohio roma

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio Год назад

      @@effbar2400 there were atleast 3 differnet types of gypies from differne era.s

    • @effbar2400
      @effbar2400 Год назад +4

      @@jackalenterprisesofohio roma

    • @aureklanderson4498
      @aureklanderson4498 Год назад

      @@effbar2400 regect albainians *

  • @reaganbartels9993
    @reaganbartels9993 4 года назад +57

    Mary Shelley really do be out here inventing all the best genres

  • @jasonguarnieri4127
    @jasonguarnieri4127 4 года назад +1029

    Thus begins Quinton's true branch out into anime coverage.

    • @TinkeringBard
      @TinkeringBard 4 года назад +64

      Yeah I love Cory in the House. One of my favorite animes.

    • @PruppetMaster
      @PruppetMaster 4 года назад +15

      @@TinkeringBard that’s so raven was a much better anime

    • @TinkeringBard
      @TinkeringBard 4 года назад +17

      @@PruppetMaster That's so Raven was pretty good, I'll give you that. But nothing quite stands up to Cory white house de chou taihen

    • @GhostrareStardust
      @GhostrareStardust 4 года назад +7

      @@TinkeringBard its the dragon ball dragon ball z argument we wouldn't have one with out the other

    • @trashpanda5869
      @trashpanda5869 4 года назад +5

      Cory is a good fucking anime

  • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
    @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 4 года назад +393

    "I kid you not, he turns himself into a peanut"

    • @thec2n14
      @thec2n14 4 года назад +32

      Funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @thebigdawgj
      @thebigdawgj 4 года назад +13

      I turned myself into a peanut, Morty! I'm Peanut Jiiiiiiim!

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +650

    No cinematic universe will ever have a chance to top how ginormous the Cory in the house sitcom universe is .

    • @NorthingsDellas
      @NorthingsDellas 4 года назад +61

      Not gonna lie, I wanted Corey Booker to run as president just so we can have Corey in the House in real life

    • @eruption257
      @eruption257 4 года назад +23

      I'm amazed Quinton didn't manage to trace it back to the autistic kid looking into a snowglobe on St. Elsewhere.

    • @Vallam23
      @Vallam23 4 года назад +7

      It's all in the westphallverse

    • @Griffin42076
      @Griffin42076 4 года назад

      Or the marvellous misadventures of one Edward Tulane book universe.

    • @freddiemercury8625
      @freddiemercury8625 4 года назад +3

      The lore takes years to understand. This is why we love it.

  • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
    @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 2 года назад +26

    Seeing Quinton videos from before he made the the ICarly saga is like watching a villain origin story

  • @TheMimic12
    @TheMimic12 2 месяца назад +3

    4:18 an utterance that proceeded 4 years of one of the greatest series of videos on the platform

  • @mikeokeeffe7608
    @mikeokeeffe7608 4 года назад +343

    I don’t care who wins this election, if they don’t have a picture of shadow and Sonic like the president from shadow the hedgehog, they aren’t my president

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 4 года назад +19

      Ngl the idea of running someday flickers in and out of my head now and again (even though i’m only 19) if i ever actually decide to run it will only be once i’m much older and have achieved a lot of my other goals and if america genuinely is still this fucked up.
      But just know if i ever run and win; i will do this. You don’t need to know my real irl name, i promise you that you’ll know when it happens.

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 4 года назад +7

      @@theradionicrevival8068 this is amazing and I'm looking forward to your run in the future lol

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 4 года назад +5

      @@theradionicrevival8068 do it, man. We believe in you

    • @dstinnettmusic
      @dstinnettmusic 4 года назад +3

      @@theradionicrevival8068 NERRRRRRD

    • @mangledbot1323
      @mangledbot1323 4 года назад

      Vote for me and I will literally only have the picture from shadow the hedgehog on my desk

  • @kaiperillo976
    @kaiperillo976 4 года назад +695

    Let’s not forget Mary Shelly was an Anarchist and one of the first sci-fi writers

    • @az12223
      @az12223 4 года назад +8

      Horrorwriter, not sci fi

    • @VicEntity
      @VicEntity 4 года назад +33

      @@az12223 ¿Porque no los dos?

    • @kaiperillo976
      @kaiperillo976 4 года назад +111

      az12223 sci fi horror, Frankenstein’s monster was created with science!

    • @axdonat
      @axdonat 4 года назад +70

      i love her sm, she was barely mentioned at my school and we instead had to learn a bunch about her husband
      but fuck that guy, she made so much cooler things!!

    • @gdaddy3695
      @gdaddy3695 4 года назад +30

      Based Mary Shelly

  • @samh3805
    @samh3805 4 года назад +379

    “Some of you have Money, while some are Poor you know. If you send me to Washington I’ll just divide the Dough” -Betty Boop, Author of “The Manifesto of the Communist Party”

  • @sprocket0077
    @sprocket0077 3 года назад +18

    The fact that Wizards of Waverly Place and Sabrina the Teenaged Witch exist in the same universe makes so much sense

  • @halguy5745
    @halguy5745 4 года назад +38

    remember when "cory in the house is my favourite anime" was he funniest thing you ever heard?

  • @CrookerComic
    @CrookerComic 4 года назад +512

    Prez Vs Funny Valentine: Blonde Interdimensional US President Fight

    • @willh.3560
      @willh.3560 4 года назад +12

      I need that

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 4 года назад +45

      Prez *is* Funny Valentine. Think about it.

    • @Linkbrawler9000
      @Linkbrawler9000 4 года назад +2

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 4 года назад +2

      @@robertwyatt3912 you’re worse than potter fans holy shit

    • @joneatsbagels7239
      @joneatsbagels7239 4 года назад +9

      @@thefreelancequeen you’re fun at parties

  • @MrDarthT
    @MrDarthT 4 года назад +211

    One of my favourites, just because of the weird side-effects of it, is Doctor Who's President Arthur Coleman Winters. He was the "President Elect" of america in 2008, who was, for some reason, in charge of First Contact with the Toclafane. He was killed by The Master. But in a later episode, Obama is the President. So in the Doctor Who universe, Obama was Winters' running mate, and only became president because of the death of Winters, and then, assumedly, wins the 2012 election.
    Later, in Extremis, an unknown white, dark-haired, president is seen after having committed suicide in a simulation created by the villains of the three-parter, "The Monks". The Simulation is implied to be perfect, apart from an inability to simulate random numbers. Yet, in the next episode, the president is referred to as "orange".

    • @NinjonPie
      @NinjonPie 4 года назад +8

      winters was killed by toclafane in 2008, and was a bush stand in. obama then went on to win the election of that year, to be president in 2009s end of time. presumably beating dick cheney?

    • @kirkkerman
      @kirkkerman 4 года назад +7

      @@NinjonPie But Winters was stated to be the President-Elect, not the president, which means that he was elected president but had not taken office yet.

    • @christianwise637
      @christianwise637 4 года назад +5

      @@kirkkerman Russell T. Davies actually admitted that he didn't know what "President-Elect" actually meant, and thought it was just a longer fancier way of saying POTUS

    • @kirkkerman
      @kirkkerman 4 года назад +2

      @@christianwise637 Yeah, I know but the fact remains that it was said in the episode lol

  • @akkar8726
    @akkar8726 4 года назад +290

    Best president?
    *takes out a crumpled picture of Funny Valentine*

    • @Dwurogowy
      @Dwurogowy 4 года назад +61

      I can't believe he talked about travel through paralel universes, and fictional usa presidents, yet didn't vocaly mention jojo once

    • @edgypsychic7192
      @edgypsychic7192 4 года назад

      @Dr. Diofenshmirtz I know right

    • @fernisaperson
      @fernisaperson 4 года назад

      I WAS SO WAITING FOR HIM TO SHOW UP

    • @wave1090
      @wave1090 4 года назад +1

      @@Dwurogowy I guess Quinton hasn't taken the napkin

  • @pecanarchy
    @pecanarchy 2 года назад +16

    So glad to see someone else talk about Prez! Gaiman made an effort in the sandman comics to give satisfying endings to abandoned characters, and Prez has maybe my favorite of those.

  • @mirandaleffler
    @mirandaleffler 2 года назад +15

    "cory, who youll remember is in the house" really got me in a silly giggly mood why didnt i see it coming idk but it was so deliciously executed lol

  • @SynthGirl64
    @SynthGirl64 4 года назад +339

    I was excited for Funny Valentine and Shadow the Hedgehogs President, I hope he reviews those 4 years from now.

    • @veggiestraws2081
      @veggiestraws2081 2 года назад +2

      same lol

    • @johnoliveri4064
      @johnoliveri4064 2 года назад +3

      Same😭

    • @tinaherr3856
      @tinaherr3856 2 года назад +10

      Or Solidus Snake

    • @mosstits
      @mosstits 2 года назад +2

      Despite the funny name, Valentine's a genuinely terrifying character

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 Год назад +10

      I feel like if you walked up to a random guy and asked them who the 23rd president of the United States was, they'd be more likely to say Funny Valentine than Benjamin Harrison

  • @SpongeyTheEditor
    @SpongeyTheEditor 4 года назад +104

    In that Hannah Montana episode, Martinez says "I haven't seen anyone that sad since the vice president heard I passed my psychical"
    Yeah.

  • @davidboge6966
    @davidboge6966 4 года назад +92

    Came here for multiple fictional presidents, but stayed for Cory in the House and Prez.

  • @echoingquery
    @echoingquery 9 месяцев назад +6

    "If we to 400k subscribers I'm going to make a video about the TV show iCarly"
    Whiplash.

  • @skepticmoderate5790
    @skepticmoderate5790 4 года назад +19

    You saying that the video has peeked right before Prez and almost making me click off before experiencing his glory is a sin.

  • @sspringNG
    @sspringNG 4 года назад +269

    prez literally becomes 23rd President Funny Valentine from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

    • @Elfarcher73
      @Elfarcher73 4 года назад +15

      gaiman has to have read jojo right
      when did snadman happen and when did part 7

    • @jenson5643
      @jenson5643 4 года назад +29

      As soon as that infinite Americas came up it was my first thought too... God I’m a degenerate

    • @KaeraNeko
      @KaeraNeko 4 года назад +2

      I don't think literally means what you think it means.

    • @shaikim-shapiro1453
      @shaikim-shapiro1453 4 года назад +7

      @@Elfarcher73 sandman was well before part 7. Prez appeared in Sandman in 1993. SBR started in 2004

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk 4 года назад +1

      wait so
      funny valentine is Benjamin Harrison????????

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 года назад +586

    Yo, I’d vote for Betty Boop. Her first policy was to equally distribute wealth, she’s sexually liberated, and she does nothing but sing.
    Rad.

    • @NP-rh3dt
      @NP-rh3dt 4 года назад +58

      She's the hero America needs but doesn't deserve.

    • @arigadatred5395
      @arigadatred5395 4 года назад +57

      @@NP-rh3dt Stop pretending we don't deserve good things happening to us. Boop 2024.

    • @QueenFondue
      @QueenFondue 4 года назад +10

      Hell yeah

  • @Sinstarclair
    @Sinstarclair 4 года назад +17

    Prez: Funny Valentine but without his stigma of Saving America through Mormon Tradition

  • @peaceflower8302
    @peaceflower8302 2 года назад +14

    4:29 2020 Quinton had no idea how much this one little subscriber goal would change his life

  • @scrumblesbumbles7692
    @scrumblesbumbles7692 4 года назад +75

    A part 2 of this video would be great. This feels like such an untapped goldmine of interesting characters and information.

  • @esotericpince
    @esotericpince 4 года назад +281

    funny valentine would never treat me like this :(

    • @1.6180-x
      @1.6180-x 4 года назад +27

      He tried to personally kill at least 5 people

    • @esotericpince
      @esotericpince 4 года назад +36

      @@1.6180-x which president hasnt been responsible for a few deaths

    • @pokeverr4330
      @pokeverr4330 4 года назад +15

      Dojyaan
      I made this man... Disappear!

    • @esotericpince
      @esotericpince 4 года назад +9

      @@TillsterRulz yea but its ok because hes kind of pretty

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 4 года назад +6

      @@1.6180-x Yeah. He had the balls to kill them himself, instead of ordering others to do so.

  • @dxcibel7772
    @dxcibel7772 4 года назад +106

    just commenting because it drives up engagement, may the algorithm bless your soul i really wanna see that icarly video

    • @WyattCayer
      @WyattCayer 4 года назад

      SAME!

    • @mangledbot1323
      @mangledbot1323 4 года назад

      I was recommended this video, so you did good my friend

  • @jeanarthur760
    @jeanarthur760 4 года назад +2

    21:21 that skeleton is a meme here in Brazil, here he is the otaku slayer, it's wonderful...
    Because a dude made a fandub that Cory was an anti weebs, and the boy in the car was a weeb.

  • @DinoRicky
    @DinoRicky 3 месяца назад +3

    20:50 more specific, a married African American person with a child in a time where homosexuals are not treated nicely

  • @shizaanimations7634
    @shizaanimations7634 4 года назад +326

    He showed Funny Valentine in the intro, but didn’t talk about him, feels bad.

    • @KnockMonsterr
      @KnockMonsterr 4 года назад +23

      did you honestly expect youtube commentator "Quinton Reviews" to make a video talking about the manga series "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"

    • @Crooked_Mantis
      @Crooked_Mantis 4 года назад +45

      Honestly, that cameo blew me away and was plenty enough to make me feel validated.

    • @pokeverr4330
      @pokeverr4330 4 года назад +13

      He was busy to busy digging a hole to stay for the rest of the video

    • @player1thepro658
      @player1thepro658 4 года назад +4

      i dont like that ima use D4C to go to alt dimesion to see if he did

    • @aidanxtreme2346
      @aidanxtreme2346 4 года назад +3

      @@player1thepro658 find the one where Quinton says “Dojyaaaan!”

  • @PepperCoyotes
    @PepperCoyotes 4 года назад +529

    “Weirdly, the DEMOCRATS, supported this film”
    It’s before the Southern Strategy. The parties were basically swapped. It’s hilarious.

    • @darkfluid5004
      @darkfluid5004 4 года назад +95

      @Warren Charlton Constitution-Vague enough so that it can evolve with the times. Republicans-What that?

    • @goofygoob420
      @goofygoob420 4 года назад +67

      It's a pretty weird and interesting fact that the Democrats were conservative and the Republicans were liberal back then

    • @MB-sq7yn
      @MB-sq7yn 4 года назад +46

      @Warren Charlton Burn the constitution by what, exactly, counting?

    • @toontrooper4103
      @toontrooper4103 4 года назад +33

      @@MB-sq7yn it's a dumb idiot being a dumb idiot. Ignore em.

    • @ltakethefatlplease.3380
      @ltakethefatlplease.3380 4 года назад +1

      Yeah you guys even owned slaves ,and you say we are racist

  • @desdinovaincarnate9703
    @desdinovaincarnate9703 4 года назад +83

    The best president was the 23rd president, Funny Valentine. Shame he became obsessed with the power of the corpse parts, really ruined him.

    • @veggiestraws2081
      @veggiestraws2081 2 года назад +6

      i’m so glad him and his wife never did anything questionable to a 14 year old girl

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 2 года назад

      I like the 25th President
      He was shot twice you know.

    • @nikivan29
      @nikivan29 2 года назад

      @@veggiestraws2081 Well Lucy's goal was to steal his heart now, wasn't it?

  • @nathamiell
    @nathamiell 4 года назад +17

    28:00
    There really is an older symbol than the swastika that represents peace and the like, but unfortunately looks almost exactly like it. The difference being which way the arms are pointed.

    • @jameer7565
      @jameer7565 3 года назад +1

      thats what im saying the comic is actually correct lol

  • @BooksInTheVoid
    @BooksInTheVoid 3 года назад +15

    Fun fact, Hannah Montana was repurposed from a backdoor pilot from That's so Raven.
    The Plot followed a famous actress who goes to middle school because she wants to live a normal life and have a normal childhood. The show was never picked up but they later retooled it to be a singer living a double life because she wanted to live a normal life thus giving you Hannah Montana.

    • @francyflynn
      @francyflynn 3 года назад

      That pilot sounds a lot like Liv& Maddie except it's High School and twins lol

  • @unknownseizure
    @unknownseizure 4 года назад +89

    "it's the first week of November in a leap year and you know what that means"
    *It means chaos*

  • @yekcul2607
    @yekcul2607 4 года назад +132

    Just kinda wanted to add a footnote.
    So in the Short story "The Repairer of Reputations", it is implied that Hildred Castaigne, the protagonist, suffers from extreme delusions after a traumatic head injury. In this sense he is an example of a unreliable narrator and the reader is meant to doubt everything that he says. I bring this up because the presidential changes that Hildred presents are potentially either overexaggerated or made up completely. An example of this being the suicide booths most likely being newly opened entrances to a unground transit systems (which was at the planning stages in New York at the time of the novels release)..
    Love your stuff and keep up the good work :)

  • @alluneedislessthan3
    @alluneedislessthan3 4 года назад +192

    Great video! Insightful analysis. Only critique: I was promised Clone High JFK by the thumbnail, and as a lesbian who is an extremely passionate himbo ally/advocate, I was disappointed by the lack of more Clone High JFK discourse. What our country needs right now is more Clone High JFK discourse. Thank you.
    Still great video though I appreciate you and your content.

    • @sunburstkisser
      @sunburstkisser 4 года назад +21

      If you were a true himbo ally, you’d understand that JFK Clone High isn’t a himbo /j
      Jokes aside he’s rude and objectifies women so therefore he’s not a himbo. I love him though-

    • @alluneedislessthan3
      @alluneedislessthan3 4 года назад +23

      @@sunburstkisser That is true unfortunately. 😔 I just love his err-ruh’s and big dumb jock energy so much. :’(

  • @FaustLC
    @FaustLC 4 года назад +18

    I’m sad that funny valentine wasn’t talked about but at least he was shown in the opener

  • @Absenteeee
    @Absenteeee 4 года назад +5

    watching Quinton theorize the political landscape of the expanded 80s-00s sitcom universe is undeniably the second best thing i've seen all month

  • @brettrichardson7924
    @brettrichardson7924 4 года назад +21

    The sitcom cinematic universe peaked when you realize it also is a spinoff of the avengers movies and is also connected to phineas and ferbs universe which connects to a bunch more.

  • @whodatchannel
    @whodatchannel 4 года назад +268

    lets also not forget betty boop was based off a black woman so that makes her the first black fictional woman on screen

    • @wasolaso1840
      @wasolaso1840 4 года назад +52

      Betty Boop was just based

    • @SomeSomeCruzz00
      @SomeSomeCruzz00 4 года назад +17

      Wasn't betty boop a dog at first

    • @lennyrose5852
      @lennyrose5852 4 года назад +31

      Was Betty herself black? If not, and she was only based off a black person, then no that does not make her the first black fictional woman on screen.

    • @cherie..cherry
      @cherie..cherry 4 года назад +22

      @@lennyrose5852 I see what you mean, but because Betty Bop was explicitly based off a a black woman, Baby Esther, you can argue whether or not.

    • @emeraldeyeball2002
      @emeraldeyeball2002 3 года назад

      Off topic but pfp sauce?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +330

    Obviously President John Brain and Admiral Pinky are the best. Let the mouse bois take over the world!

  • @woodyyyyyy9820
    @woodyyyyyy9820 4 года назад +8

    SO THATS WHERE THE SUICIDE BOXES FROM FUTURAMA CAME FROM

  • @Aaa-vp6ug
    @Aaa-vp6ug 6 месяцев назад +1

    28:03 Hinduism actually does have a swastika as a religious symbol, but the one used by the H-man is tilted by 45 degrees {sometimes} and faces left {its also always black}, whereas the Buddhist one points to the right.
    Idk which one the one was drawn here though.

  • @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness
    @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness 4 года назад +53

    Dude that Jefferson Davis joke had me rolling lol

  • @meatwoodflacmedia
    @meatwoodflacmedia 4 года назад +66

    Martinez’s scandal was probably hiring Christopher Dorner as his chef...he’d have my vote tbh

  • @eles_quintero
    @eles_quintero 4 года назад +48

    The hottest take of 2020 is that Home Improvement and Corey in the house take place in the same universe

  • @B1998-u6i
    @B1998-u6i 3 года назад +6

    17:03 we're sleeping on the fact that President Martinez likely met the Avengers

  • @BradensArchive
    @BradensArchive 3 года назад +9

    that transition to Cory In The House was fantastic lmao

  • @sheasmith4283
    @sheasmith4283 4 года назад +36

    i think funny valentine is a really good representative of america’s manifest destiny idealism when steel ball run takes place

  • @IronDBZ
    @IronDBZ 4 года назад +30

    This video feels like a sampler for multiple video essays that should be 30 minutes each

  • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
    @MessatsuGoshoryu02 4 года назад +50

    I wish Quinton made a follow up to this video some time in the future. If anything just because I want to see him explaining Funny Valentine to people that don't know what JoJo is.

    • @svinjamaria
      @svinjamaria 3 года назад +6

      In a D4C timeline somewhere Quinton is reviewing JJBA as a mini series for his 1,000,000,000 subscriber milestone

  • @Jo-sv9io
    @Jo-sv9io 2 года назад +5

    quinton: if we reach 400k subscribers I'll do a video about icarly! :D
    me, from the dystopian year of 2022: you really don't want to do that

  • @Augenstein
    @Augenstein 2 года назад +2

    "Any politician who was never friends with this guy."
    Third-party it is, then.

  • @dannygillespie6614
    @dannygillespie6614 4 года назад +51

    Saw the Clone High thumbnail and immediately hit play.

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 года назад +25

      oof, man's not even talked about.

    • @D3LTATRAX
      @D3LTATRAX 4 года назад +17

      Straight baited.

    • @zeppelopod
      @zeppelopod 4 года назад +5

      For supper, we *all* wanted a party platter.

  • @TheMovieKnightProductions
    @TheMovieKnightProductions 4 года назад +315

    I hope this election doesn’t reflect the rest of this terrible year.

    • @frostbite9313
      @frostbite9313 4 года назад +20

      Eh if either win we're fucked

    • @NumbSkull2602
      @NumbSkull2602 4 года назад +11

      It’s too perfect not to be some
      Kind of climax.
      This shit could’ve happened any year, but it happened THIS year, a year that ends with an election...
      It’s too perfect for something NOT to happen.

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 4 года назад +4

      It’s either every college tard who can’t handle a single problem cry and riot or it’s a bunch of incestuous mud jugglers who start crying and screaming while recording in their SUVs and screaming about da boog

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 4 года назад +1

      Either way I’m laughing at you since I’m in Canada lmao

    • @th3rasave
      @th3rasave 4 года назад +8

      @@frostbite9313 so long as we continue putting pressure on the establishment, there is still hope

  • @jessescott6259
    @jessescott6259 4 года назад +27

    im literally crying over the Mr. Boop reference why is that so unbelievably funny

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 4 года назад +1

    Thank you so much for covering up that doll head on your shelf (it has a mask this episode), I have an intense fear of dolls. Also that poll worker rolling their eyes at 0:19 into the video is my spirit animal

  • @smileyp4535
    @smileyp4535 2 года назад +4

    10:57 I had no idea what this was in reference too and I found myself falling down a DEEP rabbit hole that is Mr boop, there's a comic, references everywhere (including here now) and even a podcast about it. Luckily I pulled myself out of the transcendental void of wtf that is Mr Boop and all things related to come back to reality here, where I watch this video about fictional presidents

  • @Ocsttiac
    @Ocsttiac 4 года назад +45

    My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 года назад +8

      DOIJYAAAAAAAAA

    • @overlookers
      @overlookers 4 года назад +10

      I, VALENTINE, TAKE THE FIRST NAPKIN

    • @katyh4487
      @katyh4487 4 года назад +10

      @@overlookers POWER, GLORY, HAPPINESS, CULTURE, LAW, MONEY, FOOD, THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE

  • @thekrakenexperiment280
    @thekrakenexperiment280 4 года назад +33

    You know, Prez had a short lived reboot a few years ago that is honestly really good. It has that optimism of the original but with a modern edge that makes it feel surreal yet somehow plausible.

  • @TheRealAmericanMan
    @TheRealAmericanMan 4 года назад +61

    Every time I see anything out of Sandman I think for just a moment
    “Man I should really read all of Sandman”
    Thankfully it’s just a fleeting dissipating thought for only an instant and then I remember I’m not a NERRRRRD

    • @IAOIceland1984
      @IAOIceland1984 4 года назад

      very cool and edgy my dude

    • @aswiftshift5229
      @aswiftshift5229 4 года назад +1

      Bro you like comics ha! NEEEEERRRRRDD"......i peaked in highschool and havent been happy since

    • @taylynhopkins
      @taylynhopkins 2 года назад

      Just finished sandman yesterday

    • @TheRealAmericanMan
      @TheRealAmericanMan 2 года назад

      @@taylynhopkins NERRRRRRRD

  • @Saffron-mb8mp
    @Saffron-mb8mp 2 года назад +5

    Watching a Quinton review from before NSU hell is bizarre. Who is this man. Why are his eyes full of life.

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea 2 года назад

      How does he speak with such passion, not yet dulled and dead to the world around him? Who is this man indeed...

  • @gamerpeeps3162
    @gamerpeeps3162 3 года назад +2

    Is nobody gonna talk about how "The King In Yellow", which was made in 1895, predicted America fighting Germany, and entering the "Roaring 20s"?

  • @Jordan64852
    @Jordan64852 4 года назад +156

    Clone High JFK over the main character Abe!

    • @mistermanners6661
      @mistermanners6661 4 года назад +32

      You're letting a meme corrupt your mind-- Principal Scudworth over literally everyone.

    • @homerdripson406
      @homerdripson406 4 года назад +59

      Abraham Lincoln, Honest Abe... or so he'd have you believe. Last year he said he was 15 years old, now he claims to be 16. Which is it Abe? Better keep your story straight.

    • @kolbykauffman4180
      @kolbykauffman4180 4 года назад +15

      @@homerdripson406 I sure do love eating
      BABY 👶

  • @phoneheaded
    @phoneheaded 4 года назад +100

    I, too love filthy acts done at a reasonable price

    • @altimateguyz1016
      @altimateguyz1016 4 года назад +1

      Haha I'm making a Jojo reference. I'm a quirky teenager.

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 4 года назад +25

      @@altimateguyz1016 Haha I'm a guy making fun of someone for making a reference I'm so cool

    • @teecee1827
      @teecee1827 4 года назад +1

      @@wellshit9489 haha, I can't understand why people would be tired of Jojo references.

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 4 года назад +9

      @@teecee1827 yes jojo references in youtube comments are very harmful and highly dangerous.

    • @teecee1827
      @teecee1827 4 года назад +1

      @@wellshit9489 just boring and predictable.

  • @mokusai11
    @mokusai11 4 года назад +22

    “Me sees Funny Valentine”
    Now you got my attention
    Edit: I know he wasn’t in the Video but it’s still a good video

  • @eccentriastes6273
    @eccentriastes6273 4 года назад +6

    15:28 "Trying to decode any sort of political messaging from this show is pretty close to impossible." As we all know, all art is political... except Cory in the House.

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor7000 24 дня назад +1

    I'm surprised you didn't mention President Ackerman, who actually got real life people to vote for him.

  • @astoldbyneon43
    @astoldbyneon43 4 года назад +43

    Today has been a clusterfuck of emotions, so thanks Quinton for the momentary bliss this video has brought me

    • @astoldbyneon43
      @astoldbyneon43 4 года назад

      @Patrick Trist *Girl, but yeah I'm good. It was election night and it things went better than I was expecting tbh.

  • @pigtools
    @pigtools 4 года назад +15

    President funny valentine deserved more than a cameo

  • @jones4106
    @jones4106 4 года назад +51

    Finally reviewing the best anime of all time

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 года назад +4

      Cory in the House?
      Steel Ball Run?
      Betty Boop?

    • @overlookers
      @overlookers 4 года назад +4

      To think you can just dip on analyzing Funny Valentine and get away with it.

    • @insert_disc_3
      @insert_disc_3 4 года назад +3

      I didn't see a segment on Mob Psycho in there? can you timestamp it??
      Edit: I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. I forgot about Cory in the House while considering best anime, smh my head.

  • @markallen6284
    @markallen6284 4 года назад +8

    28:10 - acctually, that symbol is a big Native American thing, so it makes sense. Granted, over the past 70 years it's been phased out for obvious reasons.
    Take a look at some Native artifacts, you're bound to find a couple with it.

  • @Meervo
    @Meervo 2 года назад +3

    God hearing you talking about "making an iCarly video" is surreal lol

  • @AviTheEnby
    @AviTheEnby 4 года назад +38

    The Jefferson Davis joke made me laugh so hard I started crying, so thats the check in on my mental health