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CURSED COMMERCIALS! - Diamondbolt
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2024
- A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
STARRING:
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Alukarp - / alukarp42069
Bottlecap/James - www.instagram....
Nova - Te...
TimeCop - / timecop131
Twowphee - / twowphee
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► Patreon - / diamondbolt
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MUSIC:
“Wacky Workbench Past” - Sonic CD
“Bastion Theme (Menu)” - Raid Shadow Legends
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Thanks for watching!
That ninja turtles ad is why Arthur fleck turned into the joker
Hahaha. I haven't seen the full movie yet but plan to
@@glassofwater281 yea spoilers his friend sends him the ad and he goes on a murderous rampage
Bananaman559 lol I saw all sorts of clips and memes but not the actual full movie
"You're awful, Raphael."
Sean Miller you get what you frigging deserve
5:34 that's Vin Diesels knock off, Vin petrol
And Paul Walker knock off, Paul William Chair... You can call him "Will" too if you want ;-)
@@alexandreturcotte6411 or Paul Jogger :/
Germans?
Awwww man
So we back in the attic,
writing in our diaries page to page,
page-page to page
The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away
far-far away
Certified underated comment
American Vin Petrol is called Vin Gasoline
5:47 Correction: It can't be an EB Games because they're actually selling games instead of Funko Pops.
Lol so true
6:33 Legend has it, that you can still hear slimecicle screaming in the distance, for the pain and agony this curse has inflicted on him
Yes now worship him or be killed by our greater god
He’s crying in ecstasy and in pain.
"Do you watch FOX Kids?"
10 Pictures Taken Seconds Before Disaster Struck
What's the next step? 4Kids's "Shadow Relm" with GOTTA GO FAST in the Background?
When the quiet kid asks if you watch fox kids
hi
1000th like
Namely 1 is that why when I tell my friends about my favorite cartoon they die
"Yeah that's me whenever I walk up to Burger King to get a Big Mac"
I was thinking to myself like:
WTF
😂
You’re like that kid in class who repeats jokes but louder
r/cursedcomments
“drop the towel, drop the towel”
"But can she bring my wife back?"
Miku is your wife now, bluetextperson.
It was TimeCop
You just hear in a vocaloid song, "That crash wasn't your fault."
8:18 perfectly cut scream
"Lego City Funeral Home"
I'd buy that
Roman Kaplan especially with the amount or river deaths and prison breakouts
Lego made like 2 graveyards
I wish I got my hands on that LEGO Morgue, so cool!
A MAN HAS DIED IN LEGO CITY!
TO THE FUNERAL HOME!
*HEY!*
BUILD THE FUNERAL HOME
AND ITS OFF TO THE RESCUE
Just throw the bodies into the river in lego city
0:35 oh no. It’s *that, thing* that showed up in everyone’s recommendations a few weeks ago...
Same ,i think i hate my life
How did u know?
Hold on, if they had the turtle drop his towel, and it’s a TEENAGE mutant ninja turtle, than is that technically illegal?
Same
@@SpectraVondergeist66 Depe0on their actual age at the time. Teenage is anywhere from 13-19.
“Why are you eating pickles”
Me: Cowabunga Dude
Yoooooo, at 8:38, that boy was pulling the Bella Delphine face before Bella Delphine actually became a thing! 🤣
So what you're saying is she's plagiarizing this kids face?
- "Do you watch FOX Kids?"
- "No"
-*"So you have chosen death"*
Germans?
Awwww man
So we back in the attic,
writing in our diaries page to page,
page-page to page
The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away
far-far away
🤣
Dat funneeeeeee
I like the design but do not like movie (because I have not seen it yet)
not me anyway because I'm from Malaysia
*LEGO 2014:* _"Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of the team."_
*LEGO 2020:* hey !!!
Mr. Friendship didn’t you said that on another video!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨
Mr. Friendship 🤪🤪🤪
😂
That name and image is giving me a wibe that your a Cult leader
2006*
Next time Diamond Bolt hits a milestone he should make a hour long video with him and his friends just playing that poop game.
10:17 guess the werehog instincts really kicked in.
It's like the cursed comments subreddit but even worse.
Right on point
REDDIT MOMENT
But better
You mean better
@@LinusTheSecond
How tho? How is this a Reddit Moment?
YOO CONGRATS TO BOTTLECAP HE’S MY FRIEND
AYYYE
No
@@JackaboiTV ?
@@bottlecap7533 I said, *N O*
@@JackaboiTV **Y E S**
9:55 My most fave part lol
9:20 "I DON'T SPEAK DOMINOS PIZZA, PLEASE EXPLAIN"
Excuse you, the only curse in that Ninja Turtle one is that we can’t see what’s under the towel.
******😐******
You ok bro?
It's all in the jar
@@a.c.7573 that implies there's more than 4 or 5 ninja turtles and those guys all got their pickle ricks cut off
maybe through CBT
A cucumber
Honestly needed something to smile about today! Thank you for posting DB!! Definitely brightened my day!
Glad I could make you smile :)
8:03 This is Luigi after he sold every shell on every seashore in existence.
"Do You watch Fox Kids?"
*Your contract of living has expired*
You really need to do more DiscordBolt videos more often; this was absolutely hysterical!
Giga Pudding is the best advert in the history of all time and nobody can tell me otherwise
That and the Cadbury Gorilla, Man I love that Gorilla
Pudi gave me black lung
GIGA PUDDING
You have been spared for another day by the Pudi Pudi Cult
2:30
Actually, it was an interesting story.
A man named Kenneth Lamar Noid held a Dominoes Pizza store and its employees hostage because he believed that The Noid was poking fun at him.
Kendrick Lamar?!
11:49 made me laugh harder than I thought
Pretty sure I wheezed for about 5 seconds straight, which is longer then you think lol
Get Gnomed
Bermuda Triangle: I'm the most cursed thing in existence!
Delta Airlines: Hold our Orange.
Juice!
HEY APPLE!
@@quinnlucha5311 AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
"i dont like pickles anymore" At least there's always Hotdog Stand for those with food demands.
0:51 I just realized that’s how Michael Bay got the idea for the ninja turtle designs
11:13 funny enough
I actually got a Raid shadow legends ad before the Video started
A rescue helicopter has fallen into a man in lego city
Build the river
HEY
YEH*
a river has fallen into a rescue helicopter in man
build the lego city
The man died because the helicopter has fallen into him
OAML ynnuf os hurB
(Bruh so funny LMAO)
3:46 that didn’t age well
Context: someone posted a video on Twitter/X of a cat getting blended💀
That poster got doxxed by everyone who was horrified and pissed
7:07 “that was the move that made Lebrun cry”
1:49 I was waiting for that.
No offense but this seems like a discount version of Carson cursed series
I dibs being discount Jschlatt
To be fair all Discord videos are the same kinda shit
But all of them are hilarious
Ebilbacon88 true true
Mixaila no offense but remember Carson cursed series is just a discount version of Chadtronic cursed commercials series
>:(
7:53 villager looks like he is witnessing a plane plummeting to the ground.
“That’s not even Godzilla”
Your right. Technically it’s his son.
When I saw Hatsune Miku I clicked so goddamn fast
I want to make a weeb joke..
Same
@@LarsTonguesInAspix we dont do that here
GIGA PUDDING
Pudi pudi
10:02 im almost crying
3:10
The bear and mask guy In the back left are goin absolutely nutty
How do you and your friends keep your sanity after watching these commercials???
This comment is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
11:49 Donald Duck without subtitles
That face is the expression of when you see A MAN FALL INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY 1:31!
11:49 made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Your videos are literally just a look back through my child hood
3:53
Perfectly Cut Screams 🤣
8:36 But I like this.
Lol
Hey apple-AHHHHHHHHHHH
6:47 This ad used to play 24/7 on TV and I HATED IT.
7:46
Link looks soooooooooooo adorable
I'm getting Cancer from cute he looks
Did you mean to say diabetes?
Same I love that precious boi
I liked that commercial it was amazing Japanese commercials are very charming way better than uk commercials
SCP #??? Mr. Yawn.
Type: Keter
He celebrates 0 years selling his mattress products. It is said that laying on his mattresses makes him eat you. He has eaten over 1000 citizens, despite its 0 years of selling. At the very least, the mattress is very comfortable, even after being eaten.
Original video plz?
That's fucking apollyon. There is no escape.
Guys it's real it consumed my little son ever since i wanted to kill it but its 0 years of selling made it so powerful why did they put him on keeter they should put it on the top of the scp ranks
Damn. Dr. Wondertainment started making mattresses too?
I imagine this is how Moxxie would sound if he had a mic
This comment gives me life
I... WOULDN'T BE VERY FOND OF HIM ANYMORE HA HA
I don’t remember what this comment means
That Moxxie pfp automatically gives you like 10,000 awesome points
1:03 humanity was a mistake.
After all these years I finally figured out why Sonic needs car insurance. It’s because he needs to pay back all the cars he destroyed in Sonic Adventure 2 from “City Escape”.
Me: I don't do racial stereotyping
Also me: "Stop speaking weeb"
Germans?
Awwww man
So we back in the attic,
writing in our diaries page to page,
page-page to page
The chambers are a gassy one, hoping i can stay away
far-far away
*stig*
Every god damn RUclipsr I watched: This video is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
that nintendo ad with all the characters makes me wish for a show like that.
6:15 Ah I see you're a man of culture as well.
p.s. Db should do a video on kaiju
5:59 I love that show. Its actually great.
11:49 THAT IS DISEASE
-Vincent Sauce
Some of these are really great commercials, especially the Hatsune Miku Dominos and 3DS commercials
Everything else is just maddening
1:49 the Scott the woz joke actually killed me
Hey all conner here.
12:21 to all my deaf friends out there, don't worry, we couldn't understand them either.
2019: *OK BOOMER*
2020: *HEY!!!!*
4:43 I assume this is what the entire Birds of Prey fandom want to do to him after the Sonic movie came out. All 3 of them.
the second i heard "a man has fallen.." i was wholeheartedly expecting something else
(you know what it was)
8:10 Bowser's echo fighter
B R O W S E R
0:01 NOOOOOOOOOOO
0:55 this one is cursed af xD
6:10 holy shit
6:37 this one is even more cursed
8:17 this one became a quick so fast
10:44 as you can see here
This person only eats donuts
And I say 0:05! What a wonderful kind of day!
I literally clicked on the video so fast when I saw the HEY! Guy
A man has fallen in to a river LEGO city, start the new rescue helicopter!
HEY
@@timmyandtommynook9763 Build the helicopter!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
64Hassbot Prepare the lifeline
@@timmyandtommynook9763 ,lower the stretcher, and make the rescue!
13:44 I M G O I N G T O E A T Y O U R K N E E C A P S
0:58 is kind of cursed
Ah Yes A Bootleg Version of CallMeCarsons Cursed Commercials Video
1:44 He talks like he has a trained sniper on him at all times.
6:26 Looks like she met with a terrible fate
3:02 made me die from laughter
"Subway where winner's eat" Owww -Nathan Drake.
"I don't speak dominoes pizza please explain."
I very much appreciate Alukarp having a Moxxie profile picture.
13:26 This joke is so underrated and the silence makes it 10x funnier
I just wanted to say...
"HEY!AMANHASFALLENINTOTHERIVERINLEGOCITY!"
7:29 his reaction time must be fucking INSANE lol
4:24
Walk up to BURGER KING to get a BIG MAC?
Yeah you can do that in Australia
"stop talking in Domino s pizza, i cant understand" is one of the best limes Ive heard
0:31 Are we just not gonna adress that Sabersparks Review of the Playmobile Movie Comes up in Adams Reccomended Page?
6:08 when you talk shit about fox kids
2:54 No... Not him! NO! *NOOOOOO!*
10:30 I don’t feel like a guy I feel like a Hedgehog
I'm in love with this
I just skipped an ad to watch more ads
Skip a raid shadow legend ad to get into another raid shadow legend ad
Yep
The 2nd sonic commercial and mario commercial was the most normal commercial out of all of them.
No one:
Literally no one:
youtubers: RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Wait, DB made a comment on the banned ninja turtles commercial? I know what i must do... I shall scour the comment section in search of it!
Finally someone like me 3:22
I feel my brain turning to mush from these commercials.
I kept thinking I was getting adds the whole time to the point where when I got a 30 sec ad it took me a sec to realize it was not a part of the video
10:51 this actually showed on 9GO in Australia sadly