Just a compilation of the best memes this month! tommorows video is interesting memes, will be a good one! drop some video ideas! twitter.com/vaazkl - follow me on twitter FOR MEMES 🏮SUBSCRIBE for more if you enjoyed for more! (DAILY MEME VIDEOS)🏮
FACT : My now wife had a stalker years ago. When he was in jail he would write her love letters. I did exactly that, I graded them and returned them to the jail. The county cops loved it.... MY WIFE LAUGHED SO HARD SHE CRYED. He eventually died prison from testicular cancer. OUCH !
I was just watching it while I was playing Mario kart as well and I was using baby Mario yeah and I fell off a cliff and the second I fell off the cliff he screams my baby
I am sick but listening to you talk about memes with no emotion made me fell asleep in a good way, not that your videos are boring, you just have a nice voice
24:47 They are actually both the boss, this is a rare scene where bosses fight over location in the game. THis one specifically is the battle between 'The Brass Butcherer, Ender of all Music Enjoyers' and 'Greg:'
i find this guy's monotone voice soothing, so i usually keep his video on in the background i accidentally slept on my desk and i heard 11:08 now i have trust issues edit: wrong timestamp
that moment really felt like VaazkL tried to give a sign he is locked up in a room with no food or toilet in the dark to record non-stop 2 hour videos every day
1:47:22 antlers shed naturally every year. i literally have a pile of them in my garage from last year that i never got around to doing anything with, like you can easily find 3-4 a hour if you know where and when to look for them
We need some Vaazkl Memes rn, just memes centered around vaazkl, whether its a 5 minute video to a 1 hour video or even more, we just need, a Vaazkl Memes video.
it's amazing how he multiple time per video does an "I aint reading that" and regularly records at 3:00 so he's completely dead-voiced, yet he has 1.66 million subs. my theory is that he's relatable.
37:51 Right here is a town from my old hometown. It’s a small modest place, with its biggest population at 1000. I was surprised to see this because well it’s just so small and also that house had a nice old couple and their children living there. The couple had always set up skeletons like that together while listening to their favorite “spooky songs” and singing to them, taking several dance breaks also. Since even when I lived there they were so old I’m guessing they are dead now but it is nice to see their children are still doing this.
40:37 honestly depends on the game, but I would love to see a boss that basically outfits an elite strike team of high level corpse amalgams and a necromantic cyborgmech to fight you using all the stuff you sold him and corpses of your enemies and fallen allies.
Are we not gonna talk about how that caring father protecting his daughter during the blitz of 1941 was actually just Gordon Ramsay putting two pieces of bread against a girl and most likely yelling idiot sandwich
10:08 as a mathematician, I can tell you by looking at those figure that they are wrong. It hurts my brain that some people can't do basic maths. 1:3,000,000 is the ratio that is being described here. Times both sides by 7 and it becomes 7: 21,000,000 which tells us that this person is wrong. The actual answer is each person would have to fight have about 3. 21÷6.6=3.181818... Its fairly easy if you use your brain a little
10:18 "your ex mistakenely sent $80,000 to your account and calls you to send it back. . ." I have one ex who owes me $2,000. I send him back $78,000 . I am a woman of honor. He is an abusive narcissist
1:47:22 actually, male deer will shed their antlers during the winter seasons. Which is how we found out that all of Santa's reindeer are actually female. and even though female whitetailed deer don't grow antlers, the males will still shed their antlers. This trait is seen throughout moose, reindeer/carabou, and other members of the cervidae family. So scientifically speaking, no animals were harmed, and the antlers "just fell out painlessly" I'm sorry for info dumping, I tend to get carried away when talking about the stuff I'm passionate about, like animals!
24:09, This is actually near my house, it's a cool place, but I usually just go on the stage and drink in the middle of the night, they always switch the decorations and stages in general, it's cool, and cheap too. Kulturbühne Dornbirn, Voraralberg, Austria.
40:18, you see, you have a gun? turn it into the sun, you have a cord (wire) turn it into a sword, you have some cake, turn it into a shake, you have a cat? turn it into a metal bat
11:11 I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND ALL 7 OF MY CATS WERE LOOKING AT ME LIKE "do i have something on my face or smth?" AND I LAUGHED EVEN S=HARDER AND SPILLED RAMEN ALL OVER MY IPAD SCREEN HELP MEEEEE
Just a compilation of the best memes this month! tommorows video is interesting memes, will be a good one!
drop some video ideas!
twitter.com/vaazkl - follow me on twitter FOR MEMES
🏮SUBSCRIBE for more if you enjoyed for more! (DAILY MEME VIDEOS)🏮
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Day 33 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes
FNAF MEMES WHEN?!??!/?!/1
Duck Memes (33)
Vaazkl Memes
FACT : My now wife had a stalker years ago. When he was in jail he would write her love letters. I did exactly that, I graded them and returned them to the jail. The county cops loved it.... MY WIFE LAUGHED SO HARD SHE CRYED. He eventually died prison from testicular cancer. OUCH !
🤣🤣🤣
Bros grading had a passive spell: "Testicular TORSION"
Your ass is not grading anything with that "cryed".
Bro had the “balls” to grade the notes
Getting them back graded made him die a painful death
11:08 i was watching this for background noise and then i just herd a loud “MY BABY” and completely burst out laughing
Same- I was grinding in a game and left this on and the loud scream of “MY BABY” scared me, but then I laughed-
i was grinding in war thunder and then i got jumpscared by "MY BABY'
The thing is, I was using baby Mario in mk8d while watching this so…
i watch him for his relaxing voice lmao, some nights I watched this and fell asleep like 15 mins later
I was just watching it while I was playing Mario kart as well and I was using baby Mario yeah and I fell off a cliff and the second I fell off the cliff he screams my baby
I am sick but listening to you talk about memes with no emotion made me fell asleep in a good way, not that your videos are boring, you just have a nice voice
Yeah, he sounds like an AI with WAY too much sentience reading this. I don't know if that is a compliment or an insult, BTW.
@raianz828 your voice made me fall asleep in a good way, not that you're boring, you just have a nice voice
@raianz828 you're welcome btw
its very monotone, i love it.
yeah his voice is pretty soothing
24:47
They are actually both the boss, this is a rare scene where bosses fight over location in the game.
THis one specifically is the battle between 'The Brass Butcherer, Ender of all Music Enjoyers' and 'Greg:'
No, no, no, check it, the guy at the top of the stairs is holding a key. That has meant you have to kick his ass to advance since ♾️.
Don't be mistaken, they don't fight over the location, they're a duo boss, they fight together.
The Irish would actually only have to fight 3 penguins
I was looking for this!
Same bro my head was spiraling
3 penguins is still alot, they can sneak up to you in a trenchcoat and attack
still, three penguins could easily beat 1 human
54%
As an out of pocket high school student class clown, I can confirm these memes are more random than me
🗿
lets be honest out of pocket talks about human trafficking/organ selling/shitty politicians hit hard
I ruined the 69 likes
:BLUD is talking tough on RUclips 😭💯💯💀if you ever see me in the STREETS🦖🐲 YOU better gorilla glue those CHEEKS or else ima go WILD🦍
So no head ~John f Kennedys bodyguards
i love how VaazkL can get confused on somewhat common and more widely known words like "Stethoscope" but can just easily pronounce Mordecai??
he does it to trick peole into commenting and increases engagement, its a super common trick
@@waffler-yz3gw oh dang it
@@WovenYT you fell for the trick
@@yoylecake313 I fucking know
He consistently mispronounces ominous and only that one consistently
TWO AND A HALF HOURS😭😭 when i clicked on this i thought it was a short.
Watch it all. Right now. No turning back.
@@MrH.09 do it lol
I didn’t realize that until you mentioned it 💀😭
I realized that when I read your comment . 😂😂
im still watching ads...wdym two and a half hours
i find this guy's monotone voice soothing, so i usually keep his video on in the background
i accidentally slept on my desk and i heard 11:08
now i have trust issues
edit: wrong timestamp
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that moment really felt like VaazkL tried to give a sign he is locked up in a room with no food or toilet in the dark to record non-stop 2 hour videos every day
baby
I've saw this right before it and my realization hit late😭
mY BABYY 🔥🤑🤑🤑🥶🔥🤑☠️🐓🐓🤑✨✨✨😩🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️😩😩
Dude, I have had a pretty fucked up day (as always I guess) and I really needed some laughter to cheer me up. Thanks for this man
Same shit for everyone. Keep going chad
3:36 does he realize that it must've been someone else's baby if the man has been gone for 3 years...
😂
I was wondering if anyone noticed that
@@therealtotaldramabridgette Pretty sure we all noticed that
thats the meme, its supposed to be obvious
thats legit what i was saying i did a double take
the whiplash from the most wholesome content to the most absolutely heinous and deep fried is almost too much for me
😂
Fr dawg
"came home after three years"
"gonna be a father"
Who gon' tell him..
Guys? Who’s telling him?
Idk
he got leaveeeee
Finally someone said it
10:00 they would only have to fight off 3 penguins💀oh my god
They’ve got the spirit 😭
@@ChrysanthosC. that woman has the spirit of a rotten for decade potato which has it’s skin peeled halfway and has been mixed with a beaten banana.
@@kitcatmunchkinque
how dumb is humanity☠☠
@@kitcatmunchkin me???
1:47:22 antlers shed naturally every year. i literally have a pile of them in my garage from last year that i never got around to doing anything with, like you can easily find 3-4 a hour if you know where and when to look for them
Was looking for these comments
Same, wanted to see if anyone else was actually aware of it 😂😂😂😂
2:36 the story that goes along with this is great btw if you wanted to look up the rest of the post elsewhere
5:09 HAHAH PROPS TO THE WORKER FOR ACTUALLY CARRYING OUT THE TASK, LOVE HER FOR THAT
We need some Vaazkl Memes rn, just memes centered around vaazkl, whether its a 5 minute video to a 1 hour video or even more, we just need, a Vaazkl Memes video.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
VaazkL: *monotone voice intensifies*
@@ShortyJordyB if vaazkl actually does this I REALLY hope that this reply would be in it
@@justalilgoofy_perma I mean check out his voice in his first videos it wasn’t monotone
@@ShortyJordyB true
We need a video of him mispronouncing words!
21:29 That was a turn I was NOT expecting but i absolutely love
The structure of a VaazkL video: Bleeps everything at start, slowly starts cursing later, bleeps “the virus” for whole video 😂💀
💀
why did you have to reply 3 whole times dude chill
@@turbo_marc what
@@viewinghandle this guy commented three times under this video, i think he's also commented twice on a couple other videos
@@turbo_marc cool? does it matter? he can do what he wants.
19:38 this story made me choke up a little. What a brave boy
I love how little effort VaazkL gives on reading but you can tell when his mood switches and it’s somehow still high quality content 😂🔥💯❤
it's amazing how he multiple time per video does an "I aint reading that" and regularly records at 3:00 so he's completely dead-voiced, yet he has 1.66 million subs.
my theory is that he's relatable.
bro really got both of the top 2 most popular comments on this vid
Man managed to get the top two comments to himself how tf
@@destroyerswin8537stolen comments is how
Bro you have the
that "MY BABY" scared me and i was laughing for, like 20 minutes
VaazkL never dissapoints
He disappoints consistently, but it’s still good videos
I really enjoy when you slide the heart warming ones or the ones that restore a little bit of faith in humanity
3:32 was my favourite ngl
The dads that tied the skates of the fatherless boy… that hit me hard in the feels..
23:54 that one cutscene where the mc is taking down a literal army of people 18-45 armed with assault rifles and bombs.
0:16 my man is a genius
11:08 Amazing scream
23:23 I'm not crying, you're crying
Best part about the deer antler tree is they DID fall out painlessly
2:03:36
Screw therapy, I legit feel more empathy for a rusty old steam engine than I do other people
Yeah me too
37:51
Right here is a town from my old hometown. It’s a small modest place, with its biggest population at 1000. I was surprised to see this because well it’s just so small and also that house had a nice old couple and their children living there. The couple had always set up skeletons like that together while listening to their favorite “spooky songs” and singing to them, taking several dance breaks also. Since even when I lived there they were so old I’m guessing they are dead now but it is nice to see their children are still doing this.
24:21 the funniest thing is that would actually work very well as camoflauge in a lot of cities
10:59 the voice reading on this is what made me actually laugh
40:37 honestly depends on the game, but I would love to see a boss that basically outfits an elite strike team of high level corpse amalgams and a necromantic cyborgmech to fight you using all the stuff you sold him and corpses of your enemies and fallen allies.
Are we not gonna talk about how that caring father protecting his daughter during the blitz of 1941 was actually just Gordon Ramsay putting two pieces of bread against a girl and most likely yelling idiot sandwich
r/woooosh
Soldier comes home after three years and finds out he's going to ba a father... something is not right here...
I know right!?
You can say he’s not the father 😭.
Finally
Yeah that's suspicious
Fun fact: LIV, in Roman numerals, is 54. And the 'L' is a seperate value, and L is 50.
Thank you I was confused
1:36 thats surely a macBOOK
10:08 as a mathematician, I can tell you by looking at those figure that they are wrong. It hurts my brain that some people can't do basic maths. 1:3,000,000 is the ratio that is being described here. Times both sides by 7 and it becomes 7: 21,000,000 which tells us that this person is wrong. The actual answer is each person would have to fight have about 3. 21÷6.6=3.181818...
Its fairly easy if you use your brain a little
what
His monotone voice hits harder than all these memes combined
1:37 Evil
11:00 first time he’s ever changed his voice lmao
25:54 WRINKLE ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ I LOVE WRINKLE!!
THAT'S WRINKLE THE DUCK FROM seDUCKtive!!!
43:43 oh no he’s here to talk to me about my cars extended warranty
6:21 ok but like this grandma gonna have the time of her life tonight 😂
28:19 We have 3 of the four infinity annoyances back, we need the last.
Let's be real, RayWilliamJohnson isn't annoying.
@@Anty_Praza nah it’s just a joke, I liked to watch all of them! Except Fred because i just missed him.
The fact that I watched this for five minutes without noticing that I had 2 hours and 25 minutes is humbling.
5:54 XD I love that!
Lmao, the covering ears ones is Gordon Ramsay saying “what are you?!” and she says “an idiot sandwich” lol😂
we know
19:57 damn it I wanted the shitpost version where they both died
0:41 What you do is you pee all over the carpeted tolit cover and make sure to add water and stuff
34:50 didn't know Odin decided to join us
And the guy before kinda looked like hiemdall from thor ragnarok
imagine being so tramatized by war you forget that you cant impregenate someone while not with them
1:31 One of these is just “Kiss Mum”
That guy Jeff's hands could smoosh any one of us. This fact is making me giggle unreasonably. 😂😂😂
Can’t believe James’s grandpa is just out here in the real world lmao
0:42 carpeted kitchen carpeted kitchen carpeted kitchen... 2 cups vanilla extract.
13:48 imagine having to wait 72 years just to turn 18
the random SCREAM at 11:08 HAS ME SOBBING
10:18 "your ex mistakenely sent $80,000 to your account and calls you to send it back. . ."
I have one ex who owes me $2,000. I send him back $78,000 . I am a woman of honor. He is an abusive narcissist
holy crap that o blood kid made me tear up. that was amazingly adult response from a kid.
13:10 bro didn’t even *try* to pronounce beignet
For those who don’t know: Ben-yay
33:20 that reverb is so funny for some reason
10:10 not math
1:47:22
actually, male deer will shed their antlers during the winter seasons. Which is how we found out that all of Santa's reindeer are actually female. and even though female whitetailed deer don't grow antlers, the males will still shed their antlers. This trait is seen throughout moose, reindeer/carabou, and other members of the cervidae family. So scientifically speaking, no animals were harmed, and the antlers "just fell out painlessly"
I'm sorry for info dumping, I tend to get carried away when talking about the stuff I'm passionate about, like animals!
I came looking for this. Only the two of us knew that?
18:10 good boy
27:16 BRO MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GYM HAD THIS POSTER 💀
10:05 i dont think thats how math works
This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you!
0:32 that’s my brother
"do I just hang out with him" is a sign of that kid being guaranteed a fulfilling childhood right there
Im still having trouble comprehending how double yolked eggs work
Is it like twins? But in the egg?
@@fire4036 I thinm
Genetically modified I think?
Probably some wonky genetic alteration some scientist came up with cus they thought it'd be cool like the rest of the grocery isle is.
A chicken gets “too exited” and shoves two yolks in an egg before it fully forms, in a simple sense. More common in younger chickens
1:56 Additionally, the door will reflect back at you
Guess the cheating girlfriend cheating on them grammar quizzes too🤔
10:53 fr man, my neighbor’s house burned down at 2am, and our house almost caught fire. The next day I just went to school and did MAP testing
The ones with children are always great because it's always some "holy f*ck this child is stupid/smart/precious" post and there's never one in-between
3:01
best way to say ur having another child
i feel so bad for that guy who came back from a 3 year mission to a cheating wife and he dont realise it
Jesus is welcome
what
that *PERISH* really caught me off guard
“They tried to cure them by encouraging more dancing”
…
“He has covid! Let’s make him run a cross-country and be off life support!”
9:02 i did NOT need to be called out like that. i had a cup of caramel coffee and now i'm eating
4:57 i zoned out in 2020 and never zoned back in.
3:34 that poor soldier omg 😭
I thought that said three months the first time, bro 😭😭😭
"knickers, a holstein friesan cow from australia, is so massive that she cannot be slaughtered"
*laughs in buckshot*
The baby shoe one missed a part of that 6:41 they kick the shoes off 5 second after you put them on lol
3:14 that’s extremely wholesome, not even a meme just good for her.
i agree, i totally get how people could see this the wrong way, but yk!!!
24:09, This is actually near my house, it's a cool place, but I usually just go on the stage and drink in the middle of the night, they always switch the decorations and stages in general, it's cool, and cheap too.
Kulturbühne Dornbirn, Voraralberg, Austria.
You just doxxed yourself
@HGTV-Decoder58 By near, I mean an hour by train my guy. I'm careful enough not to doxx myself, dw.
40:18, you see, you have a gun? turn it into the sun, you have a cord (wire) turn it into a sword, you have some cake, turn it into a shake, you have a cat? turn it into a metal bat
24.15
500 pound spider nah that's Bob he comes over for Sunday lunch in qld aus and only eats the occasional toddler
28:16 ray william johnson is a chill guy, he came back and noone made a deal outa that
Turning objects into other objects that rhyme with it is so good like you can buy a knife and turn it into a wife thats handy
31:37 _I need to stop thinking about Joost Klein's blue jacket he always wears lol_
11:11 I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND ALL 7 OF MY CATS WERE LOOKING AT ME LIKE "do i have something on my face or smth?" AND I LAUGHED EVEN S=HARDER AND SPILLED RAMEN ALL OVER MY IPAD SCREEN HELP MEEEEE
59:35 "we've been trying to reach you about your cars' extended warranty"
3:37 oh that's nice.... wait hold up-