AWFUL GAMING COMMERCIALS - Diamondbolt
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- Опубликовано: 14 июн 2019
- Link gets drunk and everyone dies as we take a look at some awful video game commercials.
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Look mum there I am
Hahahah
look mum a guy with no life sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@@hashtag2137 OK 9 year old
@@JayPlusForerunner He said sorry.
Good for you son
Girls locker room: i hate p.e
Boys locker room: clank gets assainated
quickswitch the autobot I killed him
@@BallisticSoul6 noooo
Girls locker room: Ewww you like bob
Boy’s locker room: The legend of zelda is pretty rad
Clank reminded the teacher about the homework
Where that horny thing is going after a guy
I want a Smash Bros Ultimate mod when the only difference is every time Ganondorf attacks he goes *w i c k i w i c k i w i c k*
That perfect to troll people online. Just use that sound in each attack.
@@comixproviderftw_02 BANNED
This was the day the world knew
Link is an alcoholic
he was a sodaholic
Zelda: Link you need to stop drinking
Link: WELL EXCUUUUUUUSSSEEEE ME PRINCESS!
Zelda: Link, you have a serious issue. We need to solve it so that the demon pig man doesn’t gain all of the Triforce and rules over everything
@@manuellara9644 Link: *"WELL EXCUSSSSSEEE ME PRINCES!"*
Did you realize Link is only 17 in that ad?
oliwer jepsen
And you ruined it
@@corneliusbinklefredickbear9936 Zelda: Link if you sober up I'll show you my rupees
Looks like the ''DiamondBolt Cinematic Universe is getting bigger and bigger! (DBCU)
the DBCU
Better than the MCU even.
id watch the hell out of it
Piraka: *breathes*
Bolt: HELL YEAH
Discordbolt is chaotic enough,
*THE MADLAD CONDENSED IT ALL INTO A VIDEO.*
Maybe not *all* the chaos
@@crackofdawn805 NOPE ITS ALL CHAOS
Shockwave 151 yes but not all of the chaos is represented in this video
@@crackofdawn805 agreed
I need to join this server
Link, stop drinking that soda YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK MILK DANGIT
Link: *throws bottle into the ground*
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusseee me princess
Oh hey look a comment section
Oh hey look a video
Oh hey
*Alcoholink*
p e r f e c t i o n
Nobody:
Diamondbolt: Piraka theme works with the Smash trailer!!!
Jesus died for our sins but
*SOLID SNAKE DIED FOR FORD!!!!*
he was a true patriot
Should've used a fake death pill or ration ¯\(°_o)/¯
War, has _changed._
0:38 The "End Call" bumper at the bottom popping up made me think I was really on Discord for a sec.
didn't expect to see you here
Slops
And 6:45 is grandpa max v
2:57 for people who cant hear it now thanks to the subtitles, he says "I want that report on my desk now"
Never have I laughed harder. Glad a part 2 is coming sometime.
I wonder when part 2 will come.....
And Isabelle that makes Piraka Crew
Remember those commercials where the two Japanese businessmen went to the homes and said “Wii would raik to pray”?
My mom bought a Wii immediately after.
she loved that bad joke so much
Sonic: Get Happy!
Everyone: Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more.
Also, it was Luigi who got decapitated
Oh hey it’s a dia-
Oh it’s on discor-
...
o h n o
What? I don't get it
What makes this great is that this is just a group of friends having a good time.
Diamondbolt is becoming the Australian CallMeCarson
aged terribly
That it did
Let’s hope that he doesn’t groom like Carson did
how did it age terribly
Ain't no waaaaaaay
10:34 Well boys, we did it. Depression is no more.
Not you too Rachet, not another inter species romance, please, no more, not another Sonic006
*Bestiality romance
No one in Existence:
Diamondbolt: YO YO, PIRAKA!
Thank you for honoring the all mighty wooloo with your icon.
Actually, in the UK, Mirinda is very common and tastes very nice.
Don't judge link.
Also in Saudi Arabia.
@@AbdAbdAbdAbd Australia used to have it at KFC. Now it's just Sunkist. Last time I saw it was in New Zealand nearly a decade ago.
Snake: Colonel i have two nukes coming to my locat---
Colonel: But Snake, the Ford Focus
4:58
I don't know why but "Joker from Mass Effect" with the Halo theme in the background feels so powerful and I don't know why.
8:57 I bet during one of the reshoots he ended up kicking the kid over the head and had him hospitalised for a week, they brought in a replacement kid and fired him the next day.
I love how this video slowly descends into absolute chaos...it’s perfect!
- The Lego Bros
The Lego Bros Reviews yo I remember you
Profs streams
Code Con Yeah, I remember you too! Hey!
Funny story about this video:
See my parents were in bed and it was 1am and I see this video and it appears that the Discord crew was in it.
Someone in my head said 'kill all Shark Tale puppies' so in response I played this video.
5 seconds in I laughed the house down and died because my parents woke up to the laughter.
Rip me
*Internal damnation screams'
*Awful Gaming Commericals*
Me: “Here’s all the 90’s commericals”
I think you're confusing awful with secretly amazing😁👌
Secretly "BRILLIANT"
"This... Does put a smile on my face."
11:08 I can see this guy describing Final Fantasy 7 like this "in a world where this spiky haired dude with ridiculously big sword travels around a map to stop a guy that destroyed his home town from destroying the world using this black ball thing that summons a giant flaming ball from the sky while not wearing a shirt"
Omg. XD. 😂.
I clicked so fast I dislocated my framing shoulder and broke my finger
I actually can't breathe right now, that was too good.
10:29 we did it boys, depression is no more
10:45 when I going to get my test back but is upside down
4:02 When the teacher steps one foot out of the room.
11:08
Doesn't help that the lead artist for that game went on to do hentai.
Where, send link and Name, i'd like to acquire knowledge on why it was done, nothing else....
That’s awful. Where?
I'm sorry what
Was that the punch time explosion narrator?
>it's power rangers
I died on the inside
Me: are you also finish with my Nintendo switch
My cousin: I need to tight up the graphics
Me: what
9:32 Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater
Wooloo is officially your spirit animal because god damn your voice fits
8:44 When your mom says no to not buy that new transformers and you star having a mental brakedown!
3:09 when you see friend going a date with your crush at the window
3:23
JFK Assassination 1963 colourized
*"it is i John Wick"*
You know that clutch powers is coming back in Lego ninjgo
The stuff that Link drinks at the start isn't really alcohol, it's Mirinda, an orange juice-like drink in a bottle, it tastes pretty good too
I don't even know what most of this is & I'm laughing my butt off! Just the presentation...
DEPRESSION IS NO MORE
3:35 jfk went afk
9:39 tipp from a toku fan: Don't call Sentai Power Rangers
I hate it when people do that.
power rangers
(Sees my own SFM poster at end of the video) *Happy pirate protogen noises*
Also, great video.
9:24 confirmation that diamond bolt has watched Garfield gameboy’d?
NO anything but not that nightmare fuel😰
2:33 that grandma that taught you about using the EyeToy for PlayStation 2 correctly
OH GOD LOOK AT THEM AT 9:03
As a Ganondorf main, I absolutely agree that when I kill someone I go “WIKIWIWA”
3:42 Bro Predicted The New John wick Movie
*JOKER FROM MASS EFFECT*
11:08 is my favorite part lmao xD
I mean Luigi was always able to use the super nut right?
5:39
1:51 this number is ether:
1. Still working
2. 99% rerouted to a phone sex hotline.
Pretty sure it’s the latter.
OH MY DAYS I loved adventurequest and the ads when I was younger
*Diamondbolt and the boys watching bad game commercials*
That was brilliant. I could not stop laughing.
Hey Bolt! I didn't get the notification, but found it on my homescreen 17 minutes late!
I wanna see more of you guys reacting to these commercials. Really hilarious
The sniper who killed clank: "one shot one kill."
This made me laugh out loud....but I woke up my family
More people are likely to die in ads than shark attacks😂
11:08 This is one of the most hilarious lines in a commercial I've ever heard! 😂
6:47 anyone hear how the Colonel sounds? Idk if it’s the video but colonel sounds like Grandpa Max from Ben 10
Paul Eiding
This scares me
Your videos are bloody amazing
Thanks for hearting my comment 😃
“Joker from mass effect” as the halo theme plays, well played bolt, well played
I'll give you 10 bucks to mock ships in all your childhood shows Diamondbolt
4:05 “War is Hell...”
5:21
I watched that right after having watched Misery and it confused me, glad to know whenever I see a desk next to the window I’ll freak.
7:31 he just wanted to kill his rivals so mario can be his rival because we don’t see mario in the commercial, I’m saying it he’s a yandere in my eyes in the commercial
My friend introduced you with the Clutch Powers vid its so funny love your channel ❤❤
7:23 mario be like harder Daddy
Mario gonna scream ARA ARA!
That’s Luigi he says Mario where are you
NANI?!
8:08 WHY!!!
That peace of crap
Why That pice of crap?
Oh I love you guys so much! Keep up the hilarious content.
Hahahahaha!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for uploading this man!
When I saw that this was a collab I instantly got ten times more excited!
9:37 this is a parody of Japanese live action show called super sentai aka the show that has been adapted for power rangers
“Joker from Mass Effect.”
*Halo theme plays*
5:15 does anybody else remember cute Mario bro’s. The plush channel.
2:14 Ah shit, Grandma's having a seizure again.
Im effing died watching this hahahahahaha
5:52 Someone actually took time to do this?
Yo yo piraka
5:33 when your mom is yelling at you for bad grades but your dad walks into the room with an empty bottle of whiskey
Glad your doing this chat thing again for some new videos
6:40 uh oh, Arsenal Gear is going weird again.
This is so good, i laughed a lot XD
I love these kinds of no script videos :)
In Australia it's perfectly legal to put someone in a hospital if they steal your vegemite just as long as its with a boomerang