How can something be THIS BAD? | The Acolyte Episode 3 : Star Wars | Review Reaction
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024
- This episode of Star Wars the Acolyte IS A NEW LOW! It's almost impressive how poorly written, shot and acted this episode is. Shocking.
Take a seat and let Marko and Dan run you through it all.
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Who do you think really burnt down the city? The Jedi or Mae?
Both??😊
It will somehow turn out to be the jedi. But the ultimate plot twist , osha was working with mae from the very beginning. Osha job is to infiltrate and reel the jedi in. Trying to do a the witch part 1 : subversion kinda plot twist they are.
The bad writing.
What do I think? Well, I went out to my backyard and buried all my Star Wars series. Said my goodbye to my beloved collection. #PassMedaShovel
it was headland smoking her crack pipe on set.
"So this is how Star Wars dies... With Thunderous SCISSORING..."
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Kamehameha Force Push made me cringe
Actually, Satele Shan did that too in her fight against Darth Malgus. You can see it in the SWTOR 'Hope' trailer. And this was before the Disney acquisition 😅
The irony is, she has this whole monologue, where she says they mustn’t ‘wield’ the power of the “thread”, proceeds to immediately wield the power of the “thread”….
The power of many chant was so painfully cringe I almost wanted to take my thread of destiny and hang myself with it.
this makes me think Jake Lloyd is one of the best actors in the franchise
Not really, that "yippie" is still awful, almost every time a child actor is awful.
Hey! That "Yippie!" Is one of the lines I quote the most haha
@@burgunbeerd I can see people like you unironically praising Acolyte in 20 years, just you wait, this will happen, if you seriously excuse the awfulness of the prequels.
@russianoverkill3715 the prequels weren't soaked in agenda pushing like Disney SW is tho. That crap does not age well whatsoever, and nobody will be praising this dogshit or the sequels in the future, lol
He was fine
He just got cheesy dialogue but that wasn’t his fault
As for the children on this show, it’s just the direction they got.
This show is just plain ridiculous
why did sol think it was a good idea to hand his lightsaber to Osha lol, you wouldn't see a cop hand a loaded gun over to a child
We made so many jokes about that while watching! Such an insane thing to do. Like if his idea was to make her want to be a Jedi it's exactly like a cop going to a school and saying "hey kids, be a cop we get this dope gun! Here have a go!"
This is like that scene in Starship Troopers where one of the soldiers is letting the children hold his gun bit that scene is meant to be satirical
I'm an animator and I've worked on a couple female produced projects and the MO is the same as the Acolyte. It's always a matriarchal, tribalistic society with not a man in sight and little explanation as to where they came from, where all anyone does is practice some form of witchcraft and are singularly invested in the strong female lead's life choices. No fisherwomen, builders, or scope of a greater world around them/technology they use and there's always a big coming of age ceremony. It's honestly hilarious.
Entièrement d'accord 👍👍👍
While I think Star Wars discourse is some of thr worst online, this episode was so poor I feel compelled to throw my hat in.
The episode on all fronts was, frankly shit. Acting, blocking, camera work and its overall ideas. I dont know how someone could watch this and be pleased. Are their Osha and Maeve stans happy to get this backstory? Id be curious what the defence will be
I think I'm going to need to actively search our positive reviews. Like IGN gave it a 6/10 ffs
Andor is Awesome 5 stars! The Acolyte is Abysmal, my 1 star Rating and Review for this show on RT got blocked and censored it seems lol
Too bad Andor is a prequel to the AWFUL Rogue One.
I would not give it any stars its that bad
I really loved the part where the bricks got set on fire, because theres no bricks in star wars apparently so it was good that they got destroyed. Aside from that this episode gave be a brain hemorrhage.
Betcha it's like antz where they're canonically called Brickz hahaha
I struggled to get through a 3min HIGHLIGHT clip of this episode let alone 8 whole episodes of this thing.Choosing not to watch it at all obviously the wise move. Judging by the dire viewing figures I'm far from the only one.
I'm shocked they were able to find 3 whole minutes of "highlights"
This was a suggested vid. Glad I clicked on it, you guys are hilarious.
The algorithm works! Thanks mate
I find it dumb to try to dunk on people like Critical drinker in this scenario since they were literally right and said this shit was gonna happen while everyone else called them toxic grifters.
consider:
-channels like critical drinker, nerdrotic, disparu, etc have built an audience around 'x is bad and i'm angry about it' content, then found out they can't honestly praise anything because then they don't get clicks, so 99% of the time they'll complain about literally anything, good or bad, to keep their audience/relevance/income around, ie 'grifters'
-even if they have a point about x being bad (cough cough acolyte) any actual criticism of the bad writing tends to come second to implying/outright saying that it's bad specifically because of the demographics of the people who made it, ie 'toxic'
'toxic grifter' is an accurate description of those kinds of channels. watch and enjoy their stuff if you like, but don't deny that's what they are.
1:34, SLICE is another term for basically hacking a computer. Often you hear sliced in many of the Star Wars games, like Battlefront 2, Jedi: Fallen Order etc
Was really surprised by this episode. The first drop had me kind of hopeful for the series. Honestly like the kung fu Jedi stuff, and I am always up for another non-Jedi character so Osha kind of won me over.
But WOW did they kill that good will with this one. Totally agree that the writing and characters in this are just plain awful. Immediately disliked everyone they introduced, and what they gave us here has actually changed my mind about the characters in the present. My god, the kid versions of these twins... I don't think it's the actors faults either. There's just so much about this that is wrong. Could not believe that little fight the two girls had while they were in training, and then the whole ceremony with the out of sync hand waving and the silly little wail that that one sister gave out. Wow, so insane that this got this far without someone calling out how silly it all is.
I thought the whole point of this episode was to show that lesbians can have just as shitty relationships as everyone else, and if your partner is a pretentious ass, who cannot parent two children she “made”, Jedi CPS need to step in and make things right. So, once again, Jedi’s balance the universe…. Heheheheh
Being an acolyte is the same as being a padowan. The word means follower. Being an acolyte does not prevent one from being a Sith. Leslye Headland has referred to them as Sith(s).
Of course, the show is a prequel to the Phantom Menace, so ANYTHING that happens in it is irrelevant. In 100 years, there will be Jedi and Sith, but no Witches and NO THREAD!
Are the writers just watching Wheel Of Time and trying to rewrite Star Wars as that? There's a line between referencing and plagiarizing, and they're using it as a jump rope.
Even if you drop all the easy critiques its still irredeemable.
Disney needs to hire you guys to write a show 😂😂😂
man that fucking musical chants with the KHAA KHAA KHAA chicken scream was just so fucking cringe and out of place it just removed all the immersion, and all this full wahman comuna thing felt like a generic CW tv show
Now I can get with this theory. That Mae actually did die in the fire and the other sistet(can’t remember her name) has a split personality. So she’s is the one killing the Jedi. That’s why she missed with the stun gun. That would explain why the twins as adults have the SAME exact haircut. Otherwise, having the same hair all these years later makes no sense. It the problem with this theory is that the end of episode 1, “Mae” met with the Sith. And the other twin was in custody. But with this show, who knows. Prob overlooked that.
That'd be too interesting hahaha. A physiological thriller star wars sounds a lot more fun that the murder mystery plot that they abandoned immediately by showing the killer
turns out 'the force' was a lesbian sex toy all along.
hhmm
I am unsure if that statement makes me like the force more or less! I am conflicted!
There's something about this that doesn't get talked about enough. Yes, this is a woke show, yes it breaks a lot of SW conventions, yes the writing is terrible.
But I want to put the focus on the cinematography. There's no great shots. On top of having bad acting and bad dialogue lines, it _looks_ bad. When the witches are outdoors doing... whatever it is they're doing, there's no wind, nobody's hair moves an inch. It looks so artificial and obvious that they're not in an actual outdoors location. It's just them filming with a blue screen behind them it feels like. Even if the show was otherwise good, this point would still annoy me
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You can pull the thread and change your destiny , but you are bound by destiny . Wth? What if somebody else reaches in and pulls your thread? And what if someone pulls the thread and ties a knot in it? Sigh. You had it spot on, not very clever people trying to be clever. Tbh the acting was bad since episode 1 (and one of my fav actors in this - lee jung jae. I Am not a happy camper)
New starwars film. THE FORCE AWOKENS
great vid boys, love it when you clash lightsabers. just a shame about the studio lighting
What I enjoyed about this episode is.......when it was finally over lmao
Either that or all the reviews that I've been watching. Lmao
Force kung fu space witch lesbians. Thank you disney
Disney/Star Wars is nothing more then supply without demand....Yazzz !
what you actually enjoyed from this.
I see what you did there you! Hahaha
Is Marco the one in the Star Wars robe?
He sure is! But it's Marko (if that matters)
who is watching that shit???? ppl need doctors help after doing that ???
W8 w8 w8.... So since there was no sith for a 1000 years.... than i guess we'll never see the dude from an end of EP 1 ever again or at least with any interaction with Jedi?? Well..... That was a waste of time.
Yep! Either that or Yoda is going to be VERY particular about what he considers to be a Sith haha. Red lightsaber and helmet and mystery doesn't equal Sith for him
How can something be this bad? I mean, have you watched any of your videos?
🙋♂ Could all the witches have been poisoned? The episode begins and ends at the poisonous bunta tree. 🤔
Entirely possible. So the Jedi slipped it into their communal wine
Come on everyone! Get some of this Kool Aid!
I thought that the meditating guy that commit suicide by poison had "accidentally" killed all of them that's why he took the poison because he felt guilty. (No jedi around felt any disturbance in the force apparently)(jedi can be blinded by dust now so...)
I don't watch the show, just the reviews but I think it's suggested. I've never seen a story so stupid in my life.
The vilain kill all her family then go on killing spree to avenge the family she destroyed.
Is there no asylum in that galaxy ?
I have also no understanding of how the witches are in hiding of the galaxy but jedis just arrive on their NEW planet to test the children ... HOW ?
It’s comically bad.
I think it was actually hard for us to get mad at it (like I'm sure so many will) because we were just sat there bemused by how it's even possible to make something so bad with so much money
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Yall are cool
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