This is true. It suggests a fun 10-second skit of Dan-dalf striking the phone with lightning then asking why it still won't turn on. (Or maybe why it exploded.)
I kind want this is a webtoon. The dark lord was raised in a school where everyone is mind controlled into saying something cancel able so that if they ever step out of line, their diety powers are stripped. The dark lord actually wishes to bring peace between demons, elves and man but because the empire of man needs war for their economy, they make the school footage resurface cancel him. Now with no powers, tons of wisdom, tricks and tools, he needs to take down both societies the boys style.
Yeah with today's culture I'd imagine there'd be more people insisting that we're racist for calling him the 'Dark' Lord and actually it's not his fault because he's just a victim of his environment
The fact that they want to do kids but have self control. We would like these people to seek help. No advertise how they want to do kids but don't. Side note: anyone who advertises their resistance to vice, is just moments away from slipping into it.
Plot twist: The Dark Lord and his Patron Deity don’t actually care about getting Cancelled on Twitter. They are just trying to lull everyone into a false sense of security.
Yeah, but his daughter ACTUALLY is friends with some elves and since he lost custody, the DL is legitimately crying at the press conference because is terrified of losing her. ...Because she would definitely side with the Hero and absolutely knows his weakness
@@ShadesinMirra because she is his weakness, so when thedark lord attacked, his daughter and the heros party trew themselve into combat to save all the races.
I mean... Are you surprised? That isn't a plot twist just common sense. At the end of the day being a Patron is a business, and if no one wants what you can do because of blatant racism, then the business will flop. Plus.. I am pretty sure the Deity does care about racism, i mean he wants the end of the world, that means everyone
Plot twist : That was the plan along. Now the dark magic virus spread to everyone's devices and minds in the form of hashtags and memes. All your bases belong to the Dark Side.
Also, wouldn’t count on them making stripping the Dark Lord of his powers permanent. Pretty sure they’re going to wait until the attention has died down before returning them.
Dude, it's so racist the way people keep calling him the 'Dark' Lord, and honestly his behaviour totally understandable, guy's just a product of his environment, the inevitable result of serious systemic issues
Welp, I gotta hand it to the wizard. He's handling it better than some people. Also, of course goblin have standards!! They're goblins, not hobgoblins.
He's more likely to set up a tech company in Silicon valley, don't you know all of his behaviours are just the product of his environment. And stop calling him the 'Dark' Lord, that's just racist
So that’s why Daniel stands hard for goblins they have standards. Also though our goal is destruction and enslavement we cannot stand for racism. Most realistic depiction of a corporate entity ever.
@@bloodtypeinfinity5143 Magic has an aura around it that causes computers and even sometimes complicated machinery to malfunction. Rendering it useless to wizards.
I think one thing I appreciate is that while magic is outdated, it still has its place, as it was how the dark lord's return was discovered. Unless I misunderstood the skit and the dark lord was discovered by other means. Fabulous skit. Absolutely delightful.
Would the Dark Lord apologize, or would he just say "Look, I know you're all thinking the same thing about those damn snobby high elves who think they're better than everyone else!"
Have you looked at Warhammer Fantasy or literally any fantasy? The Elves do think they're superior to everyone, arrogance is basically their dominant character trait. Also, it's pretty racist the way you keep calling him the 'Dark' Lord, don't you know it's not his fault? He's just a product of his environment
I have an idea you could use for a sketch: You could make a trailer of Kaladin's "Bridge Run Masterclass", advertising it as a regular masterclass but with Kaladin teaching you how to survive a Bridge run
This is perfect! Just imagine a modern fantasy setting where they use social media as a mission board, but because it's social media they'd have a bunch of fake missions trending that people would inevitably waste time on, until someone makes it a point to become a fact-checker for the missions; some of the fakes would just be copypasta that the fact-checker could easily flag and debunk, but that would prompt people to develop more inventive and elaborate fake missions just to fuck with other people. And just think of the magic memes... *moans* the potential...
Awesome sketch! Actually LOLed watching this. And I gotta say, the script, camera angle and acting delivery is a lot better in this one than in the previous ones! Also, "Cancelled? Like a sporting event?", Pure gold hahaha
This actually makes me think about a manga with a setting kind of close to this called Jyaken San Wa Sugu Bureru. A fantasy world with smartphones, internet and social medias. Heck, there's even this one dark lord who basically owns a Disneyland or something like that. It's as crazy and fun as it sounds.
The whole phones and texting bit, is exactly why I found Butcher's choice to make Wizards not be able to use electronics brilliant. Esp if you think about it came out 20 yrs ago.
I kept thinking of season 1 of What We Do in the Shadows: Messenger: "The vampiric council requires your presence." Nador the relentless: "Couldn't you have just telephoned?" Messenger: "We sent ravens!" Nandor: "Yes but we have a telephone..."
A part of me would love to see a full novel like this. The playing around with the modern world vs the magic world tropes just... works. Though I am enjoying part of my RP campaign where you have a fantasy setting where magic is everywhere, but unbeknownst to the general populous there is a hidden secret world within their own involving a cabal of people who use technology. (They literally bugged a deity's house with mics and cameras, and they relayed camera footage through smart phones after sneaking some camouflaged cell towers into the nearby forest.)
Twitter: Tries to cancel the Demon lord Demon lord: Uno reverse card Twitter: What!? They say as his minions burn down their houses while gutting their families.
Word slips: switched from pigeon to owl and said deity when I meant dark lord. MAXIMUM EFFORT SKETCH!
Ruined my immersion
@@masonjohn6884 but the comment mentioning all that stuff pulls you back in to immersion no doubt
For shame!
Yeah and this was so unoriginal too i wasn't nearly dying of laughter you were
Still need more of this skits 😂
Keep up the great work 👍
“You just have to recharge it with electricity” is an irresponsible thing to tell a wizard.
This is true.
It suggests a fun 10-second skit of Dan-dalf striking the phone with lightning then asking why it still won't turn on. (Or maybe why it exploded.)
Wizard used ⚡ to recharge the light brick
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@@prinnywizzard9608 or both lol
You get the feeling he might try to hit it with lightning yes.
Every day you wake up and choose violence.
Why is kings and generals everywhere? Love the channel though
“We will catch you on the next one!”
@@gamediverbr 😆🤣😂
You guys become more and more based with every good channel I find you on
When you find out that two of your favourite channels watch each other !!!
"twitter just found out the dark lord said some pretty racist stuff back in college he's getting cancelled for sure" this line is amazing
He went to college more than a millennia ago, is it really fair to cancel him for things he might not believe in anymore?
Sincerely,
not the dark lord
I kind want this is a webtoon. The dark lord was raised in a school where everyone is mind controlled into saying something cancel able so that if they ever step out of line, their diety powers are stripped. The dark lord actually wishes to bring peace between demons, elves and man but because the empire of man needs war for their economy, they make the school footage resurface cancel him. Now with no powers, tons of wisdom, tricks and tools, he needs to take down both societies the boys style.
Yeah with today's culture I'd imagine there'd be more people insisting that we're racist for calling him the 'Dark' Lord and actually it's not his fault because he's just a victim of his environment
To be fair, I don't think it would have much effect on an actual Dark Lord.
@@AeneasGemini it's not racist if the Dark Lord wishes to be called so.
"My daughter is friends with some elves" 😂😂😂
Classic
Emphasis on “Some”
The crocodile tears complete it...
This was genious🤣
He did the pointy ears didn't he... that shit is just not acceptable in 2021
Yo, that was the best part lol
I feel like the only logical next step for the Dark Lord is 40 minute RUclips apology video where the comments and like/dislike options are off
And most of it is a vlog or excuses
and he doubles down on his past deeds, shifts the blame onto the audience and is swiftly reinstated with a massively grown following
Nah first he will try to avoid the trouble of filming with screenshots of an apology in Notes app
@@mgntstr Thst and he will bring new sinister minions, ruthless lawyers.
@@mgntstr He starts "crying" in the middle of the apology and mentions how difficult this has all been for him
"Dark Lord Returning" would be less worrisome than most things trending on twitter
Wouldn’t it be amazing if all MAPs and NOMAPs died in agony?
@@claypidgeon4807 I understand MAPS, what's NOMAPS?
@@werewolf4358 basically like pedos that never act on their impulses, wether with real kids or watching nasty stuff
@@jefferyandbob3137 whats wrong with NOMAPs then
The fact that they want to do kids but have self control. We would like these people to seek help. No advertise how they want to do kids but don't.
Side note: anyone who advertises their resistance to vice, is just moments away from slipping into it.
I mean props to those wizards, college tuition for studying magic is not cheap, plus the extra fees for blowing up aunts
Yeah, hopefully they didn't have to go through a gaelet to pay for tuition
My man Kvothe banged Felurian and paid his tuition
@@mistborn1136 paid with his BLURRD
Plot twist: The Dark Lord and his Patron Deity don’t actually care about getting Cancelled on Twitter.
They are just trying to lull everyone into a false sense of security.
@Christopher Pullman Played by Trevor Slattery? :P
Thats not a plot twist that's just basic PR.
Yeah, but his daughter ACTUALLY is friends with some elves and since he lost custody, the DL is legitimately crying at the press conference because is terrified of losing her.
...Because she would definitely side with the Hero and absolutely knows his weakness
@@ShadesinMirra because she is his weakness, so when thedark lord attacked, his daughter and the heros party trew themselve into combat to save all the races.
I mean... Are you surprised? That isn't a plot twist just common sense. At the end of the day being a Patron is a business, and if no one wants what you can do because of blatant racism, then the business will flop.
Plus.. I am pretty sure the Deity does care about racism, i mean he wants the end of the world, that means everyone
Plot twist : That was the plan along. Now the dark magic virus spread to everyone's devices and minds in the form of hashtags and memes. All your bases belong to the Dark Side.
Memetic hazards are something that we don't see enough of in fiction.
Yo, write it.
Seriously. Write this book.
@@ericduey9556 ngl, i wouldnt mind a legit fiction book, like a worst case scenario for a more realistic memetic hazard
THE DNA OF THE SOUL!
THIS IS THE MEME POLICE! YOU CAN'T JUST USE TWO OUTDATED MEMES AT THE SAME TIME!
Yep, The Deity really is a corporation, wouldn't be surprised if they were diverting attention from dumping magical waste into the Eternal Lake
Onl, that’s actually kinda hilarious to think about
Also, wouldn’t count on them making stripping the Dark Lord of his powers permanent. Pretty sure they’re going to wait until the attention has died down before returning them.
Composing this mini-missive on my light rectangle as we converse. Truly a fascinating contraption...
Honestly if a Dark Lord did return I have a feeling he would actually get cancelled.
It is more likely that all the main heroes would be cancelled
@@iAstring that makes more sense
Yeah theyd cancel the people trying to help just like they are doing IRL
There'd be an alarming amount of people that would go "let's just hear them out".
@@thedopdeity Man that's actually Dangerously true.
When the deity's statement is literally what the actual responses are like
Dude, it's so racist the way people keep calling him the 'Dark' Lord, and honestly his behaviour totally understandable, guy's just a product of his environment, the inevitable result of serious systemic issues
“I KILLED IT?!” Lmaoo
him apologizing for it was even funnier
@@snow5064 Daniel makes some funny ass skits lol
@@allengainzmma can't argue with that
The light brick people never got an apology
Welp, I gotta hand it to the wizard. He's handling it better than some people.
Also, of course goblin have standards!! They're goblins, not hobgoblins.
Don't hate on hobgoblins, they aren't that bad...
At least they aren't elves, haha!
That's a prettyhob-ophobic thing to say, dude. Not to be confused with hobo-phobic, which is the fear that many goblins have of murderhobos.
way to through hob-goblins under the bus
Wouldn’t want to be associated with that filth. We should consider rebranding
Have you seen the time I was reincarnated as a slime those hobgoblins and goblena have standards so calling hobgoblins not civil is racist
[Text Message Received] Aragorn: Just got a snap from Gandalf, Gondor calls for aid!
[Reply] Theoden: LMAO! 😂 Bummer 💅
Denethor: I wish I could trade my useless son for Boromir.
Faramir: Dad, this is facebook. I can read your post.
Denethor: I know.
These skits are literally the best thing ever
Wait, does that mean that the Dark Lord is going to set up a Patreon now that his deity got stripped of their powers?
He's more likely to set up a tech company in Silicon valley, don't you know all of his behaviours are just the product of his environment. And stop calling him the 'Dark' Lord, that's just racist
"Apologize to the light brick people for me"... I died xD
So that’s why Daniel stands hard for goblins they have standards.
Also though our goal is destruction and enslavement we cannot stand for racism. Most realistic depiction of a corporate entity ever.
“Racism is bad it discriminates who can fill my coffers” -late term capitalism
This is one thing I really liked about Dresden--it provides a reason that wizards can't always use technology haha.
Why is that? I'm not going to get into it so I just want a brief summary.
@@bloodtypeinfinity5143 Magic has an aura around it that causes computers and even sometimes complicated machinery to malfunction. Rendering it useless to wizards.
@@jaromstrong6545 Very interesting. Are guns complicated enough to misfire?
I don't think I have laughed out loud this hard in two months. So thanks for that o' dishevelled goblin lord
"Gather the pigeons" is a line you should add to your next book
"My daughter is friends with some elves"
Oof not even "I" Smh
“The diety who sponsored him” I CANNOTTTTTT
So good, surely make a part 3
"GATHER THE PIGEONS"
😂😂😂😂😂
Literally saw this first thing after waking up and my day is officially made now 🤣
Same!
"Confused wizard" rapidly becoming my favorite trope.
My daughter is friends with some elves
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think one thing I appreciate is that while magic is outdated, it still has its place, as it was how the dark lord's return was discovered. Unless I misunderstood the skit and the dark lord was discovered by other means.
Fabulous skit. Absolutely delightful.
Would the Dark Lord apologize, or would he just say "Look, I know you're all thinking the same thing about those damn snobby high elves who think they're better than everyone else!"
Have you looked at Warhammer Fantasy or literally any fantasy? The Elves do think they're superior to everyone, arrogance is basically their dominant character trait.
Also, it's pretty racist the way you keep calling him the 'Dark' Lord, don't you know it's not his fault? He's just a product of his environment
@@AeneasGemini lol
I'd love seeing an urban fantasy book where all big problems are solved like this.
"My daughter is friends with some elves but she doesn't know all their names since they all look the same."
"Wait..."
Someone should write a novel on this .... Hahahah
You know that you're in the strangest time line when Evil has standards.
I have an idea you could use for a sketch:
You could make a trailer of Kaladin's "Bridge Run Masterclass", advertising it as a regular masterclass but with Kaladin teaching you how to survive a Bridge run
"...text?"
Brilliantly funny as usual! Of course the goblins have standards!
Eh, at least the Dark Lord tried to apologize instead of trying to pull the ol', "All fantasy races matter!"
My favorite part of this fantasy setting is that cancelling the evil overlord actually DOES strip him of his power.
That's why you have to mistreat your minions equally. And never let them unionize
My daughter is friends with some elves 🤣🤣🤣
“My daughter is friends with some elves” 😂😂 why does that sound exactly like the Australian Prime Minister right now? 😂😂
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” -Arthur C. Clarke
Oh no! After being cancelled The dark lord has been hired as a talking head on a popular cable news channel!
This is perfect! Just imagine a modern fantasy setting where they use social media as a mission board, but because it's social media they'd have a bunch of fake missions trending that people would inevitably waste time on, until someone makes it a point to become a fact-checker for the missions; some of the fakes would just be copypasta that the fact-checker could easily flag and debunk, but that would prompt people to develop more inventive and elaborate fake missions just to fuck with other people.
And just think of the magic memes... *moans* the potential...
I'm just genuinely impressed how well and concisely he explained the concepts of a phone and social media
Having watched all four seasons of Sleepy Hollow again..... Yeah. You know where I'm going with this
Rumors are this particular Dark Lord is creating his own safe space... I mean "social network."
"So many things you just said make no sense to me!"
You and me both Gandalf. You and me both.
what did I just watch? I feel like I've lived this entire sketch but with my parents.
Awesome sketch! Actually LOLed watching this. And I gotta say, the script, camera angle and acting delivery is a lot better in this one than in the previous ones!
Also, "Cancelled? Like a sporting event?", Pure gold hahaha
Getting cancelled is the death sentence of this age. Unless you have a gun or hide your identity
so glad this continued
This actually makes me think about a manga with a setting kind of close to this called Jyaken San Wa Sugu Bureru. A fantasy world with smartphones, internet and social medias. Heck, there's even this one dark lord who basically owns a Disneyland or something like that. It's as crazy and fun as it sounds.
“There is so much of what you just said that confuses me” lol I still feel this way about social media sometimes! Really great skit this was hilarious
Wow man! just WOW
Okay, I love all your skits but this one is my new favorite!
Daniel you're practically a genius!! 😂😂
Someone needs to write a short story expanding on this idea...
I said SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE A SHORT ST-
The whole phones and texting bit, is exactly why I found Butcher's choice to make Wizards not be able to use electronics brilliant. Esp if you think about it came out 20 yrs ago.
I kept thinking of season 1 of What We Do in the Shadows:
Messenger: "The vampiric council requires your presence."
Nador the relentless: "Couldn't you have just telephoned?"
Messenger: "We sent ravens!"
Nandor: "Yes but we have a telephone..."
A part of me would love to see a full novel like this. The playing around with the modern world vs the magic world tropes just... works.
Though I am enjoying part of my RP campaign where you have a fantasy setting where magic is everywhere, but unbeknownst to the general populous there is a hidden secret world within their own involving a cabal of people who use technology. (They literally bugged a deity's house with mics and cameras, and they relayed camera footage through smart phones after sneaking some camouflaged cell towers into the nearby forest.)
Now THERE'S an amazing Fantasy Comedy waiting to be written: 'THE DEITY WHO SPONSORED HIM'.
Pure Gold. Made my day.
"Apologize to the light-brick people for me" LMAO
light rectangle
I'm wheezing 😂😂😂
Guess that Gandalf staff was useful for more than one joke in a fantasy news
These skits alone are worth the price of admission
crying.. can't breathe... this laugh spell is too powerful...
I have NO idea how I missed this "series" when it came out, but good God is this funny. The content wellspring runneth over! Keep it up, Daniel!
I have had so many conversations about these things with my kids. These two vids are hilarious!
That last bit with the dark lord on the news got me.
Why is this sketch so much funnier than it has any right to be?
I have the quote of what the Dark Lord said here:
"Around Elves, watch yourselves."
Pretty based ngl
Someone should probably tell the council that they can go on with their day.
This one is even better than the first one. Every line just hits.
“Is that the Dark Lord on the Newsman box?”
XD
“My daughter is friends with some Elves” I’m so dead
Please keep up the stellar work man I loved this skit
"Pretty much everything you just said confused me." lmao
I LOVE these. That was so funny!
This is really really good. I love all of these. I hope this doesn't hurt your advertising income and algorithm because it is gold for the fans!
"Did the light brick defeat the dark lord?".... I died!
The dark deity supporting him was is Nestle and they realised that they don't want another "watter is not a right" situation on their hands.
Damn Daniel I enjoy these so much! Hilarious 🔥💪
I love these sketches, well done!
These skits are gold. Keep it up Daniel 👍🏻
This is the high class content I've been waiting for
For being primarily a review channel, you got some pretty hilarious skits.
Priceless. Simply priceless
As an elf myself I was deeply offended by his comments. He must have forgotten to mention that his daughter was friends with corrupted dark elves.
Oh my God I love you. Careful going into more modern commentary cuz I don't want you to get dragged into it yourself but damn that was good and true!
its scary to think that social media is more powerful than literal dark magic
“Apologize to the light brick people for me” killed me
I hope you continue with these. They are hilarious.
The dark lord getting cancelled is the funniest thing I've seen all week 🤣
fantastic as always
Twitter: Tries to cancel the Demon lord
Demon lord: Uno reverse card
Twitter: What!? They say as his minions burn down their houses while gutting their families.