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In the netherlands ive heard stories of bars having rigged slots where the owner would set the winning chance really low Due to a weird quirk of the legal system in casinos there is a pseudo advantage play, mostly in the smaller casinos From what i know they are required to pay out average 1€ for each 4€ that is spent So in theory if you have a machine that went 'dry' for 1000+€ there is a higher chance to win But casinos average out on all machines or all machines of a specific type My dad won pretty big from 'dry' slots so it is possible but i wouldnt touch ig

Is there a list of all 100k names I could see?

Needs edit where is only Kissboy saying the numbers, please.

Its confusing when your title screen says "S-tier life-ruining action" but then you rank it the complete opposite over the course of the video. Other than that great video thanks a bunch :D

I think it would've been interesting to see the results of some more naive strategies for some of these games. Several games have pretty low house edge against optimal strategy, but the vast majority of gamblers are not doing that. The house edges given here are really the absolute minimum you could possibly expect to lose, in practice even a savvy gambler will be slightly worse and casual players will be doing significantly worse. I wonder if bj and video poker would be be lower on this list if looking at an average player's EV. My suspicion is that Baccarat might be a safer option for a drunk casual player on a once-yearly trip to the casino with friends.

I would genuinely listen to you talk about stuff like this all day if I could

good video! surprised you never mentioned arbitrage though

I'm gonna watch this video when my math course about probablity starts

I love your sense of humor

49:34 looked a video about it, yes, was possible, but probably illegal, as it used technology to calculate it.

holy peak

The point of gambling, beside just entertainment is to get a chance to make more than when you walk in.

heeey another delightful slideshow! thank you delightful kissboy!

are you just some bored rich guy? lol

Damn, I'm starting to think a certain Dealer's 70K might be a better bet than some of these...

This is the best powerpoint ive ever seen

Such a good video. Make more stuff on economy topics, loved your bashing of day trading.

I hate it when I go to the Blackjack table and I hit so much that I finally bust with my soft hand

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The house edges, craps, and comes. No wonder it's called sin city.

But without gambling machines how would upstanding mafiosos launder their money?

This is some looney tunes shenanigans- the scammer's address generator is hilarious. It's like a little kid trying to write a complex equation, but all he uses is plus signs. For a scam, though, it looks just legit enough to draw people in.

I find it really interesting that the worst games are also the highest variance. I guess they have to male the wosrt odds be high variance to attract people to play them.

I feel like I need to say that at least in the UK, the standard layout for roulette is single 0, which would half the edge (although leaving the edge at 2.5%ish which is still quite high) and we also have the EV printed out on slot machines which allows you to avoid scary machines with expected returns of anything below 90%

Lmao I didn't even realize this was kissboy until like 10 mins in. This guy is great

11:55 I think you forgot to multiply each outcome by its probability. EV should be -25, because it's 0.5*50 - 0.5*100. So house edge is 25% (still a terrible game)

Was this a 1 hour powerpoint?

elvina sounds like she’s a stewardess that loves jesus

I remember a story set during the gold rush where a guy managed to win at roulette a lot and he came back years later and when asked, explained that he managed to win so often cause the roulette was warped by the fire leading to the ball favoring an area.

Going back to Vegas for my birthday in half a year. Starting my research now 🫡

holy shit he solved gambling

Thank you for the video Patrick Warburton.

Watch Time Retention: 100% 🤑

Omg u r bacc!

Appreciate the music in the background; you nailed the audio balancing on it. Not all the way through but I appreciate you taking the time to break everything down. This is stuff I learned ages ago in school but isn't part of my field so I would have been very lost without the refresher. Cheers!

Not what I expected from this channel... more than I deserve.

this man is out here doing a university coding assignment in his spare time

God-tier content. Thank you, Kissboy!

Such a great vid. We want more! People are pretty bad at understanding chances.

Buckshot roulette must be S+ tier because your EV is actually positive money-wise

Kissboy! How delightful!

I'm just waiting for you to get to the slots and your whole stack just evaporates. Fun fact: The "expected return" value they give you comes with some fine print: that's only the expected return *when you win* it doesn't count spins that give nothing. Because gambling is a zero-sum game you have to look at the expected profit to see just how much you're getting rinsed every time you pull the lever.

Then 1000 years later the one responsible for playing Buckshot Rolette comes back with billions of dollars.

I got an ad for an online casino on this video lol

No gambling should be in A tier with poker, because if you’re just playing with friends your EV is the same 1.0. S tier should be reserved for the 0 games that earn you money, not just not lose any.

As I watched this, of course I thought "how would I game the system", but I'm not a gambler and that'd be dumb. The more successful scam is making and running the gambling method. So I thought "what's the most unfair game I could possibly make that's still addictive?" Then it was just slots.

"Don't look at the code. Trust me on this one!" - Funny enough, that's how video poker manufacturers keep making money.

4:25 those look like Australian Dollarydoos to me

Thank you Delightful Kissboy you cured my friend's crippling Mahjong addiction.

So what you're saying is, I shouldn't buy lotto tickets. I should play the slots instead! For real though, this is a great visualization of why gambling is absolutely not worth it. Paying to play a game is one thing, but paying in the hopes that you beat the odds is dangerous.