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"Roller vertical flick will have the same range as an E - Liter" And it was so.

How about a grizzco squelcher

My friends all call me gay just because I play competitive Splatoon :(

Brooo shut uppppp i use black eyes and i was watching the video and was reaching for the ice cream scooper to eat my vanilla ice cream 😭😭

Ok I use black eyes only to blend in with my gear and I just like the colors I don't care if people think it's bland. Also I do have to admit I did main the clear dapple dualies in splatoon but I don't main dualies anymore.

purple/yellow eyes here. just matched my outfit really well (you should try it too. here's what i have right now) HEADGEAR: Bucket hat CLOTHING: Barazushi Sakura tee SHOES: Trifecta hi-tops hope you like it!

I use purple since it’s like my Pokémon sword character. I main Snipers / Chargers, (Mainly squiffer or e-liter) I like Splatoon 3 better but the one thing is true is that I do rage when I get horrible team mates 😭

THE GRIZZCO ROLLER IS REAL!

Roller

how dare you. how dare you think ME, a SPLATOON FAN, would MOCK YOU for liking SPLATOON.

1:49 honestly your right

olive eyes player who never played splatoon 1 (and it wouldn’t be the best anyway), can’t draw, and has never played charger 😞😞

Pink eyes here, everything except the deep cut bit was correct

As a tan and orange eye color person, I’m a minor who is the one who is usually the last to die and blame everything on my teammates if we lose cuz I usually do good, and I forgot smallfry exist but I still love him. :3 and I play handheld and suck at anarchy but is a living professional at turf war, so I’m clearly ama-… okay fine. You got me on the adoring smallfry, but I never think about hi. He’s just adorable

I use tan and orange 24/7, and i can tell you that i indeed absolutely SUCK at salmon run. I ALWAYS fall into the water

As a red eyed player, this video couldn’t have been more wrong about me 😭💀

I have pink-green eyes in game and I can confirm I am a handheld warrior.

black is super inaccurate for me 😞

ok but having a suicidal moai and a dead person in your locker is FUNNY!

For orange? Honestly kinda? As one here, i barely use the brush, and I'm not sure about the Internet part to be honest.

black was too accurate lol 😅

Splatoon 1 is the best!!!!!

I'm have the blue eyes (first one) and it was spot on! 🤯

I chose cyan and orange eyes and everything you said aside from being a content creator is spot on. Also Metroid Dread is a 11/10 and yes I have a physical copy of both Metroid Dread and Splatoon 3.

Im a purple eyes that joined splatoon 3 plays support or in a support style and I despise semi-auto shooters i think im an imposter

My pink + green eye player and I say you got me right | but some eye color player's like me play splatoon 1 from the start and some who have play splatoon 1 from the start r sometimes not blue eyes | just to be clear i play splatoon 1 from the start and my still pink and green eye player

i do be blaming my team... but im actually good. there's usually no synergy and they're throwing 😭

Can confirm as Orange & Blue I love splatlings, would never buy an actual amiibo when nfc tags exist, and haven’t played story mode

If you ever decide to do this again, I recommend adding “socks on hands” as a category.

does it work with aroma?

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Ironically, as a Brown Eye player, I mainly use heavy accurate weapons like Stringers and Chargers. Absolutely love those classes and some other good weapons (.96, Dousers, Ballpoint, to name a few)

Is Carbon Roller Deco a slayer or a skirmisher? Or is it a support maybe?

I feel offensive for red eyes I want it for side order and I am vary MAD

im a Green and i have got to agree i used that color in 1 and ill use it in every outher game too

Bro why do i use purple eyes and like splatoon 2 better?

i think this is outdated it resulted into my wii u starting up into a black screen but good thing i have a file backup so list this video outdated or is it just me

any chance you’ll do this again with a new worst weapon?

It’s actually easier to win with a support or defense oriented weapon in higher ranks, where your teammates are more likely to know how to play off you. People who main slayer weapons tend to have an easier time plowing through lower ranks because they are less dependent on teammate cooperation or competence.

1:42 I mean, I only know there was world war 5 in which there was a nuke launched into an ice thing or something and then humans built underground caves to be safe, but they weren't safe and almost whole humanity died, the last hope for humanity was alterna, scientists reproduced and used the body fluids inside squids because, after all, what people wanted was freedom and it madea hologram of the sky, alterna seemed to be growing, then they wanted to launch a rocket to find surface, but the test rocket launch ended up being a catastrophe, and ended all humanity, after that happened, it took 1.2k years for squids and octopide to evolve into humans, but they did, then, squids and octopide started doing wars, and while it seemed as octopide were winning, squids took them to the caves humans had built, but then octopide actually grew there, and found some underground thing scientists had done, where they also found the cellphone that was supposed to pass the knowledge from human scientist to the next generation, who had to wait 1.2k years for the evolution of squids and octopide, then they also need to see the obsession that ppl have gotten over style which seems absurd, so they got very mad, after that, he blends people to make an ink to then sanitize ppl, aka make them zombies that follow all of their orders, I don't remember anything else, I totally don't know much lore :)))))))

honestly i think Splatoon is one of the best team based shooter right now. overwatch 2 stinks, valorent is boring to watch but apex seems to be doing pretty well currently. but i feel like splatoon is just so colorful and exiting for when you are playing or you are watching.(this is before watching the vid btw)

For each Splatoon game, I use different eye colors for each character I use (I see them as my OCs and I’m controlling them) Though I will say, for my Splatoon 3 OC, she had red eyes and is somehow deadly with a roller after flubbing every other weapon with middling success

Black eyes player and screw you too??? what the hell bro

I am the type of locker that is the "Salmon run fanatic" I ONLY have salmon run stuff and a few things from the shop

wtf, i just started playing in my "nintendo switch" if you guys know what i mean and used white eyes i just play the single player i am scared by how accurate this is

Only thing inaccurate about red eyes is that I’m not a fricking toddler 😭💀

im orange blue and im the opposite 🤗

as a teal eyed player this is so goddamn true omg

Oh, thank you (I'm yellow eyes 🥲)

I do blue pupils and that's the exact opposite of me lol