when the bard gets the last hit
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Jacob crying as a clone of himself sings "Deez Nuts" brought a tear to my eye, what Artistic Vision
My sir, that used to be my profile
I drew my own version
@@thegreatandterrible4508 I am sincerely sorry for my lapse in judgement, I will be sealing myself within the Nine Hells for ten thousand years to atone for this grievous misdeed
@@hixel1268 I'm not seeing my post anymore. Is it gone for you too? I hope it wasn't taken seriously and deleted by the channel.
DM: The dragon was so embarrassed by the joke that it died due to cringe damage.
@@ASuspiciousCrab Lmao, yours is cool too
"They say he murdered him with his voice. Shouted him apart!"
Ulfric Stormcloak, the bard of Winterhold
Not that anyone cares, but it’s Windhelm
@@goonsquad8258 whoops, long time since I played, my mistake
They say he murdered the High King with his VOICE... Killed him by saying Deez Nuts!
Underrated comment
@@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw "FUS RO DEEZNUTS"
"Any final words you'd like me to pass along to Joe?"
"Wh-who's Joe?"
"JOE MAMA!"
*4d4 psychic damage*
Dragon succeeds Wisdom saving throw, “no u” 20d20 psychic damage to the bard
@@kylerdoud no u:
This spell may be cast on any object (creature or otherwise) that has spoken an insult (it must be obvious that it is an insult). The caster utters the words "no you", instantly dealing 4 times the damage of the original insult plus 5d8 additional damage as emotional damage to the target. If the insult was directed at the castor, this damage is doubled once more. The target must make a dc15 wisdom saving throw else be rendered speechless for 10 minutes.
+1 emotional damage
@@kylerdoud The bard version of Counterspell
Okay, but can we just applaud how much passion went into saying "Dez nuts"?
2:05
"He passed the wisdom save."
"What?"
"He passed the wis save and its his turn."
That would have been hilarious as the video's end x')
I was waiting for that.
Dragons have a high wisdom save don't they?
@@snazzyfeathers oooOOOOH YEAH
I'd just let it happen personally. 1 hp left? That dragon is getting ridiculed.
Ancient Dragon: “you can’t kill me im unstoppable!”
Bard: “boo you suck”
Ancient Dragon: *fucking dies*
Emotional insults my one weakness
EDIT:
Bard: "boo you suck"
Ancient Dragon: rolls a WIS save with +9 bonus
Ancient Dragon: "you were saying?"
Bard: "fuck"
@@20catsRPG Barbarian bard with cutting words: "HE SAID YOU SUCK"
Damn
My brother is a bard.. it's time
alright but unironicaly telling a dragon he sucks as the final blow is god teir
and you cant convince me otherwise
A little more reliable method would be dissonant whispers and cue the worst song you know
I'm going with deeez nutz as better because the utter confusion and dying knowing someone used the most inane insult to destroy you.
@@shigekax "baby baby baby OH baby baby baby OH"
@@milesmatheson1142 "The Dragon Returns from the dead and eats you before dying for real"
@@jakoblent4694 No The Dragon rolls death saving throws and succeeds he comes back at 2x max HP
I want to believe that the DM is not actually sad, he is just roleplaying as the dragon
The DM IS the Dragon!
To be fair, it's the DM's fault for saying "he's at 1 hit point"
It's almost never a good idea to tell your party how much health a mob has left.
@@LJCyrus1 it's more of a signal to say hey, you guys did it. Nows your chance to make a really cool moment. I agree if it's general combat.
@@supremehare9893 And this is a really cool moment, to be honest. Imagine the dragon wounded and on the brink of death, and the bard delivers an insult so vicious, so cutting, that the dragon appears to lose its will to live and succumbs to its previous wounds.
@@Former_Halo_Fan Dragon facepalms at the bards attempt at mockery a bit too hard, dies.
@@LJCyrus1 my party uses a much more General system, an enemy being "Bloodied" or half health for below. But we usually also say when the enemy is about dead, like one More hit
When the bard sings the vicious mockery song it's already too late.
no, there's still time to make the saving throw
@@8-bitsarda747 And then a divination wizard gives it the 1 it rolled earlier lol.
@@davidstratton696 allow me introduce you to Legendary Resistance. Assuming, of course, that he still has one left
@@8-bitsarda747 Which most likely doesn’t considering it only has 1hp left. Just have a Monk go up to it and stunning fist with all of its attacks lol.
"Does he know Nirn's second moon?"
Nirn's second moon is Secunda. That was the most cleverly written and disguised joke in the entire video. That one was really good.
I don't get the joke, can you tell me?
I stand up, confident
Atop the rockery
The last hit on this dragon is
Vicious mockery
Yeaaaaaah, vicious mockery!
It's the worst way to go
Anticlimactic I know
1d4 damage
No longer a challenge
It's the worst way to go
Anticlimactic I know
1d4 damage
No longer a challenge
He just died to some words
Write it in the history and records
I have much cooler magic
I could've used instead
But for him it's tragic
It's a cantrip why he's dead
It's the worst way to go
Anticlimactic I know
1d4 damage
No longer a challenge
It's the worst way to go
Anticlimactic I know
1d4 damage
No longer a challenge
This legendary beast was felled by
Me calling him a dumby
Or making fun of his mommy
Has he ever heard of Candice?
We had a harder time with bandits
Does he know Nirn's second moon
Or think that it's all too soon?
For the final moments of his long-lived life
He hears me saaaay...
What do you think of deez?
Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuts
Deez nuuuuuuuts
Deez nuuuuuuuts
Deez nuuuuuuuts
Deez nuts
Deez nuts
Deez nuts
I killed him by saying 'deez nuts'
Deez nuts
He is dead because I said 'deez nuts'
Now he's dead
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
Take me home
Take me home
Take me home
Deez nuts
I killed him with deez nuts
(Fade)
Legend
Then the dragon makes his WIS save and crushes the bard with its legendary action.
So is that what the kids are calling it now lol
I'm pretty sure he's out of those at this point in the battle XD
@@earothefancy8144 legendary actions reset every round. You're thinking legendary resistances.
@@mattjanzen2344 Yeah but If this is a normal party and it's the bards turn the possibility of the dragon using all of it's actions before the bard's turn it's pretty high. Who knows? Maybe the dragon survived the wizards fireball using it's legendary action and now it's out of them!
@@earothefancy8144 It literally just depends on when the bard goes in the turn order.
"lol your mom xD"
-The bard as he finishes the dragon with 1d4
Yo BigDiclWizard6969 can you cast the sawcon spell?
@@SenorVerde146 what's ligma
@@alessandrocoatti5186 ligma?
@@alessandrocoatti5186 ask bigsigwizzard6969 because I don’t know that why I’m asking
who the hell is steve jobs
Plot Twist: The dragon doesn't succeed his save like everyone is saying, and he dies
DM- *Sigh "How do you wanna do this."
Bard- "What do think of deez nutz?"
Dragon- pulls out a glock and shoots himself.
Everyone in the party gets a d6 inperation, even If the bard is higher level, but the DM takes full psychic damage.
Yep... That it so true. About... 10 d8 psychic damage.
I love inperation.
Vicious mockery is a breath weapon, so it’s actually pretty appropriate
The irony makes it even better
Wha.. no!?
...
Okey, yeah I guess....
Damn it!
It can only be counted as a breath weapon if your Bard has been eating garlic and onions. Perhaps the party has a Garlic Bread Cleric?!?
Michael Giovinazzi No, because, unless you're playing a warforged bard, you probably have to breathe to speak, meaning that you're using your breath as a weapon.
@@meowdynyall9284 I kinda have to disagree. Although yes, you are using breath to create the sound, the breath itself doesn't have to get to the victim of the thuum. You know, vibration being transferred between molecules and such.
So I propose we call it a breath powered weapon instead.
To everyone saying the dragon would just pass the save, just bring a Wizard, who could use a portent roll to force the dragon to fail the save. Easy.
Bard: "Your momma fat"
Dragon: Rolls 14 WIS save + 8 bonus
Bard: "Hey wiz my man, didn't you roll a 3 on your portent this morning?"
Wizard: "Yep"
Bard: "Are you gonna use it?"
Wizard: "Nope"
Any self-respecting diviner would refuse to use portent just on principle.
@@20catsRPG I mean, our Diviner used a nat 1 simply cause "Screw that guy"
The Witch Hunters wanted to seal up an evil lair and take over the building it was found in, so they could protect the city.
The Archmage of the city wanted to take it over to study, and figure out what the evil guys were up too, or ways to stop them.
Both are valid arguments, but our Diviner gave the Witch Hunters a Nat 1 to be petty against the guys whose sole purpose was just to protect people from magic users.
Granted, they were also just dicks, but still lol
Legendary resistance, but at that point the DM is just being petty lol
Or a halfling with a fuckton of luck-feats and the Divination school of magic.
Swap shoddy rolls and god-rolls as needed.
My college of eloquence bard has bane too which is minus 1d8 on like all their rolls
"What is a beholder's favorite treat? eyescream" Love it
Actually, vicious mockery seems like a really awesome way to kill a major enemy, if played right.
Dragon - How am I bested by such frivolous creatures?
*insert taunt of choice*
DM - and the dragon, body defeated, and ego crushed, gives up all will to live, and surrenders to death.
Falco Down taunt down smash
*quietly whispering* I am your real father
"You know whats the worst part of all this, Khamesh? You werent felled by a kings sword, taking back his castle. You werent slain by a archmage in pursuit of ultimate power. At the end of your looong and sad life....you lie at the feet of a starving artist and his closest friends. Your life, summed up in this moment. And a mere footnote in mine. Khamesh, the Cucked Dragon"
*Vicious Mockery*
BBEG 10000years old lich gets destroyed by: GG EZ LOL
Dissonant whispers flavored to be "the brown noise" 🤣😂🤣
Vicious Mockery: Even legendary creatures with the mental fortitude and will power to be immune to fear or charm and resistant to magic are not immune to being shamed to death.
Ngl your pfp smirk is enough to kill them at full hp if you used vicious mockery, any young looking person mocking somebody does 999x dmg.
Damn you’re 300 years old? And you lost to 20 year old humans? Man you suck at life. **insert dead dragon here**
It’s beautiful.
I’ve looked at this for five hours now.
Bard: what do you think of d's
Dragon: ?
Bard: deez nuts
Dragon: *dies*
I mean to add even more insult to injury it died to a level 1-4 party, since at vicious mockery gets additional damage dice when you level up, like all cantrips.
**the dragon is writhing in its grave**
Im not the only one who noticed!
That's like getting stabbed by a frail king after being slain by Dragonslayer.
As a bard, I killed a reforming god of murder with Sabotage by the Beastie Boys soooo.... accurate.
I would've picked Midnight At The Oasis, but okay.
What a legend!
Killer song
I mean, my only Pure Bard character technically killed a God, by performing such a moving, and powerful rendition of Sound of Silence, that the followers of the god, a cult, converted to a new faith, and the God withered away to nothing because, per the DMs own lore, the God drew power from the faith of his followers...
Nat 20s are a DMs best and worst Frenemy.
A legend is born.
Story time:
On my second D&D session we were assaulted by a dragon while sailing on an airship. The dragon was fierce and brutal, bringing destruction to us from the sky.
Now I (being a bard) couldn’t really do much to help without thinking of something clever. I looked at my cantrips and noticed “Heat Metal” and then looked at our Halfling barbarian who was also having trouble reaching the dragon. I went up close, whispered a plan in his ear, then we asked the DM if we could try it on our next turn.
I picked up the Halfling and then threw him into the dragon like a football. He dug his axe into the beasts flesh, then on my next turn I would cast Heat Metal on the axe, searing the beasts flesh.
I went further by chucking some knives I had into it’s wings and doing much of the same, eventually being able to destroy one entirely. Our whole group was in a panic, so our wizard tried to stun the dragon by casting... thunderclap... When I rolled for constitution I rolled low, maybe even a 1. I was standing close to the wizard, so my punishment was that I endured so much force that I became permanently deaf. The bard could no longer play her songs.
The dragon was low, so I made one last chance to do some damage. I basically told everyone that things were dire and that I’m just going to run and strike my harp as loud as possible to give them a chance to sneak behind a distracted dragon. I don’t remember the exact details but basically I ran up to the dragon and rolled a 1 on the quality of the music and rolled a 20 on damage. I strummed the harp SO loud that the dragons head exploded!!! Not only that but everyone on the ship felt it through their bones. They didn’t notice the thunderclap but they felt the raw power of a bard’s regret at not being able to make a tune anymore!
From then on Delita the Deaf would sing out of pitch songs and generally annoy the party with her constant shouting of “WHAT?” during conversation.
I miss those days. They always brought a smile. Farewell Silver Creek D&D
As they said in Earthbound
I miss you
......... I have no words
This is beautiful
That's sick
I’m guessing this wasn’t 5E?
@@Klausbro
It was
Getting the kill with Vicious Mockery is awesome when it happens. I usually take the "how does he die" moment to describe the monster/bandit/whatever shaking like Principal McVicker from Beavis and Butt-Head, shouting my character's name while shaking his fist, then either he drops from a heart attack or his head explodes.
While this is a buff to a already good spell its so small and the flavor value is worth: depending if they fail their wis save or not, they just straight up give up in either a fail ( highly depressive episode, loses the will to eat, drink, act in general ) or a success ( rethinks their choices in life, usually quits whatever their doing if they arent killed by someone else. I have had one or two show up later on as npc, former cultist zerreach, turned into john the bakery owner, as they thought their name was too complicated and found a passion for cooking is my favorite )
Dragonborn: it’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.
Dwarf: who the hell is steve jobs?
Dragonborn: ligma balls
*breath weapon*
ANUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
Well, that's a curiously placed reference. But, I should know the feeling of making entirely irrelevant references. And, so, remember: even if it seems impossible... just persevere
@@aionicthunder I didn’t even realize it was a reference
I really love the fact that Jacob went from saying deez nuts to singing Closing time, what a legendary performance.
He needs to do concerts for real.
1:25 If you accidentally leave even a single die there, one of you is going to take more than d4 damage.
You step on the dice 3d20 lego damage
Wizard: fireball solves everything
Bard: viscous mockery solves everything
viscous and vicious are not the same thing. :3
My variant tiefling wizard:
- Both, both is good.
I would like to imagine he says “deez nutts” and the dragon dissolves in that anime fashion where a bunch of moving lines fills the screen.
Can I see an example?
@@aeho7496 ruclips.net/video/9qmCVTJFbP0/видео.html
Its the trend where one character shoots a giant laser at the other one. I can't remember which scene/animie it was, but you still dont know if the enemy is dead unless they fully dissolve like at the timestamp.
@@christopherdavis1622 ah.
I was picturing classic final fantasy with that wind rushing sound as he disintegrates in front of the party. Possibly with a "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Gohan raises his one arm towards Cell, Goku's spirit appears and they both calmly say "Deez nuts"
Fun fact: when creating a Bard in the Player's Handbook, it specifically states that, besides having to be horny all the time, any kill that you get on a boss has to be done with the _vicious mockery_ cantrip or else it doesn't count.
me with the rule of cool: I see nothing
either that or you throw an instrument
It is these moments we let the Bard out of Horny Jail for.
@@BigDickWizard6969 I thought so that the druid and paladin can sneak up to their room for the kinky stuff, while all eyes are on the bard in expectation of who he will hit on...and how..like it is a documentary
Somewhere out there is a Bard whose lute has tally marks scrawled across it for every Vicious Mockery kill they've gotten.
And hopefully it's also carved with the words "This Machine Kills Kobolds."
Imagine being a literal dragon and getting killed by someone saying “haha get good lol you’re trash”
Closing Time at the end fully got me ngl
Bard: You are so weak you will die to vicious mockery
Dragon: *Dies*
I have a short in my drafts called “Get Out, You’re Bard” because of shiz like this, man 🤣🤣🤣
JILL!
The woman, the myth, the legend
LoL what is the sword fight in a bridal gown equivalent?
It’s the amazing Jill!
Hey Jill! Cool to see you watch XP to Level 3!
And that short sounds fun! Would love to see it!
*They sing songs and tell legends of his final attack in all the lands:*
_The Bard then stood up confident towards the towering dragon and shouted 'You must've been born on the highway 'cause that's where most accidents happen'_
*And the Dragon slowly toppled down in agony with such suffering defeat....*
Bard: you suck
*Dragon just dies out of shock
Are you kidding, saying “your mom” to a dragon and it’s so hurt it literally disintegrates is hilarious
I like to imagine they disintegrate in the way they do in Skyrim lol
Mr stark i dont feel so good
When you started singing “I know who I want to take me home…”
I fucking ascended.
He last half of this had me bent in half trying not to end up dying from laugher like the dragon
This reminds me of a one-shot we did where I was a bard and landed the final blow on the BBEG with Vicious Mockery.
Yes, I insulted his mother so hard he decided to keel over and die. One of my favorite DnD moments.
What was the BBEG, and how powerful was he compared to the average member of his race.
Cause I wanna know exactly how embarrassed that man would be in the afterlife after realizing he was brought down by a cantrip.
You could make a D&D Musical at this rate.
didnt know vicious mockery deals fire damage. cause that dragon got roasted.
I love how the players lack the motivation to actually name Their characters, and just call 'em by Their Classes
Or like most players they ignore names and just call each other by classes. XD
Or these are THE players who made the class, the first...
That's the naming concept for the Goblin Slayer anime.
Or maybe their are all really paladins and pretending to be other classes
That, or they just keep failing to remember whatever ridiculous names the other players at the table came up with :D
Remember the time Scanlan killed a vampire with Vicious Mockery and his own urine?
Remember the time he offed a ghost who turned out to be a dead de Rolo? "Which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death... again?!"
Sam Riegel would get such a huge laugh out of this video.
Jacob actually went out there and made a full 2 minute song. A legitimate sounding good song. If this *doesn’t* get released on Spotify, Me gonna be angy
What is a beholders favorite dessert?
Eyes cream.
Comedy genius.
I’m calling Xanathar
Xanathar is busy. And not amused.
“He is dead because I said deez nuts” 😆
Bard: "I cast viscous mockery"
DM: "Okay, what do you say to it?"
Bard: "Hey, buddy. How does it feel to die to an insult?"
the mockery is a liquid, and a thick one too.
Euphoric.
"Have fun in heck, you big stinky lizard"
Dying to a vicious mockery is worse than being killed with a spoon.
Dragon: *coughs blood* it has been a pleasure dying to such capable warriors
Bard: lol GG EZ, U suk M8
Dragon: *Rage quits life*
The dragon uses his second wind feature to gain another 3d4 hitpoints. He didn't have that before, but your insult steeled his resolve.
"Rage quitting life" is such a good way to describe dying to vicious mockery
Bard: Git gud, scrub.
@@WolfHreda why is google offering me a translation for this haha.
He will come back a revenate dragon for that
'Your insult was so insane that his brain hemorrhaged from the rage it induced.'
In other words, the tarrasque was an SJW.
I keep coming back to this video. Is it just me, or is Jacob a lyrical genius by being able to transfer a song into closing time and make it sound seemless while also making a hilarious joke?
This man is a father now.
Congratulations you marvellous singing bastard.
OK, I literally had to describe an enemy die to vicious mockery 30 min ago to my party and we end the session to see this video. I swear to god I am not lying.
The Dragon Succeeds the Wis Save, survives goes next.
so there was this nearby divination wizard...
If he fails, Legendary Resistance.
@@trainiumm 👀
@@trainiumm _Level threeeee~_
"A nearby divination wizard rolled two 1's that morning"
Idk, killing a fucking Dragon using Deez Nuts is the most epic thing i have ever heard.
Personally I absolutely love the idea of a powerful villain being killed by Vicious Mockery. First time I saw it happen in Critical Role I enjoyed it immensely. I wasn't familiar with Bard abilities, so that was literally how I learned what Vicious Mockery is.
"You're such a big embarrassment that your name will go down the history as the dragon who got literally killed by words" is all I could think of as the verbal component
I didn’t really laugh until “that’s a different song”
🤣🤣
I wish this song were of spotify.
@@iang5565 I was going to ask if it was! But noooo, YOU had to RUIN my MOMENT!!! Curse you and your family FOREVAH!!! 😠😠😠
j/k But I really was going to say something about Spotify.
😆😆😆😆🦊🦊
@@iang5565 Wait, do you wish that it was on Spotify or off Spotify?
@@Nosmo90 - "of" as in Spotify made it. Conceived and birthed by Spotify. A song of the Spotify lineage carrying its distinctive green family crest.
Bard is the only class that can make a dragon die of cringe
Sticks and stones may hurt my bones,
but vicious mockery is just savage.
Viscous mockery at the dragon, "I'll tell the other dragons you were killed by bardic prose and 90s cords"
I mean, imo that's the best way to go.
Plot twist: the dragon saves on his wisdom save against the vicious mockery and bard goes squish
I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ca
@@AxxLAfriku Dude... Calm down.
@@MrBeekhead don't reply to them, it's just some douche looking for attention. otherwise, i agree with you.
@@AxxLAfriku Wait. You hate people that hate other people? Does that mean you hate yourself?
@@ferociousmaliciousghost this is dnd not magic we don't have infinite combos here,
I love watching your videos man. You take all of the best things we all love about D&D and expand on them. Everyone can relate to these types of situations (bard getting the finishing move) but you bring a material feel to it. Keep up the good work man and I hope more people can appreciate your content as we all do.
This is a masterpiece, definitely one of your best videos. 10/10
And the random transition to closing time, I lost it
The “Closing Time” transition killed me.
Also, Jacob, the longer hair suits you!
Nah, it looks gay.
@@20catsRPG nobody asked.
Yeah that ending was fantastic.
Imagine dying in a pvp by deez nuts
*DRAGON, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SAWCON?*
“Filthy human, what is SawCon?”
*SAWCON DEEZ NUTS!*
Lyrics:
I stand up, confident, atop the rockery
The last hit on this dragon is... VICIOUS MOCKERY, YEEEEAAAAAH
(Vicious Mockery)
It's the worst way to go, anti-climatic I know
One D4 damage, no longer a challenge
It's the worst way to go, anti-climatic I know
One D4 damage, no longer a challenge
He just died to some words
Write it in the history and records
I have much cooler magic I could've used instead
but, for him, it's tragic, it's a cantrip why he's dead
It's the worst way to go, anti-climatic I know
One D4 damage, no longer a challenge
It's the worst way to go, anti-climatic I know
One D4 damage, no longer a challenge
This legendary beast was fouled by
me calling him a dummy, or making fun of his mommy
Has he ever heard of candice, we had a harder time with bandits
Does he know Nirn's second moon or think that it's all too soon
And for the final moments of his long-lived life, he hears me saaaayy
"What do you think of these?"
"These, these wha- wait, no! NO!"
Deez *nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts~*
Deez nuuuuts, deez NUUUUTS
Deez nuuuuts, deez nuts, deez nuts, deez nuts!
I KILLED HIM BY SAYING "Deez NUTS!" DEEZ NUTS
He is dead because I said "deez nuts", now he's dead
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
Take me home, take me home. Take. Me. Home.
Deez nuts, I killed him with deez nuts-
I may have written something wrong, feel free to correct me and I'll edit this!
When I kill with vicious mockery, I assume the monster just rolled it's eyes back and gave up on life.
This was a 6d4 of psychic to my heart. I won't miss it
I took 0 psychic damage from this. Then I read the chalkboard behind him, 10d8 psychic damage.
@@Evilbutteredpopcorn I can't believe he got away with that.
Him: deez nuts
The dragon: explodes, leaving body parts and blood rain everywhere.
Ok Kira
Who calm down a bit, that’s just a lil graphic
can we just for a moment appreciate what a comical masterpiece this is.
i recently found your channel (because i started playing dnd and yeah algorythmn n stuff), and im so happy i did.
Dude...thats one of your best yet!
Bard: bitch.
Dragon: *literally dies*
I was expecting DM Jacob to say: "Oh never mind he succeeds on his wisdom save and takes no damage, barbarian it's your turn" Barbarian Jacob: I RAGE!
Barbarian Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dm Jacob: Okay that’s 33 damage.
@@benjaythewhite Dm Jacob: "the dragons head explodes from the impact you are covered in his blood and take 15 freezing damage"
But even on a success the dragon would take 1/2 damage, which still results in 1hp to 0. Dragon dead
@@aprilecotton2060 No he wouldn't. Vicious mockery doesn't have half damage, if he succeeds the dragon doesn't take any damage. Read the spell before commenting.
You take 4d4 psychic damage from reading this reply and you have disadvantage on your next attack roll because you probably didn't read that part either, now did you?
*"closing time" at the end there*
I'm dead
Wisdom save combined with the dragon's decent Wisdom modifier: Am I a joke to you?
“Hello everyone critcrab here today we are gonna talk about a special kind of problem player”
Bards
"You just died to some words."
That hit different 😔✊
this is the funniest d&d video i have ever seen....Jacob, you are brilliant
I was not expecting "closing time" lmaooooo
That thumbnail popping up while showing my dad memes was beautiful.
Tarasque: **at 1 HP**
Bard: **casts Vicious Mockery while tea-bagging him**
The commitment here is legendary.
I am going to play a bard just so I can steal this song.
alternate title: when your performance rolls is also your attack.
This made me laugh more than it should have
I was dm’ing a session last week and my bard friend did in fact get the last hit on a dragon with vicious mockery. The session ended immediately after.
This is my favorite video on this channel
Dragon: Who's Candice? * dies *
I don't get this reference someone pls explain
@@historicalaccuracy15 are you sure you want to know
Posting for the answer 0.0
@@historicalaccuracy15 wait you really don't know who candice is?
Bard: ''Ever heard of Candice?''
Dragon: ''No Who's Candice?''
Bard: ''Candice d*ck fit in your mouth!''
Dragon: ''Dude that doesn't work I'ma Dragon''
Bard: ''Dragon who? wait n-''
Dragon: ''DRAGON MY NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE''
I call this being "Pennywised".. insulted to death
I wish I could like more than once. That was beautiful.
your best work yet
I fucking lost it when he went to closing time...
When he said “Deez Nutz” I felt that
Same bestie 🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔🥺🥶🥺🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😔😔🥺😀🥺😀🥺😔😔😀🥩
That song has me genuinely vibing and feeling good though, thank you. ❤️
Dms response: "After yelling 'DEEZ NUTS!' the dragon succumbs to its wounds.