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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024
  • It's yet another kooky Tuesdays as Joe has a difficult time completing a cross country surprise party while Mark stresses about parking a rental car before having an awkward pat down before a flight. Check it out!
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Комментарии • 367

  • @Tarmac76
    @Tarmac76 3 года назад +248

    No matter how many other pods Mark does, there's nothing like him and Joe, they're like your favorite pairs of jeans.

    • @dcool2u2
      @dcool2u2 3 года назад +19

      Same! Best chemistry, most jokes, best story telling, word play....etc.
      I've watched them both on other podcasts but TWS is like coming home.

    • @JakeMelvin
      @JakeMelvin 3 года назад +4

      Coincidentally, they also helped me find my new favorite pair of jeans with all that talk about finding the right pants size last month

    • @Tarmac76
      @Tarmac76 3 года назад +1

      @@JakeMelvin ankle showing?

    • @bwhipp
      @bwhipp 3 года назад +2

      There’s something great about this duo and this show. Mark and Sam are also great and Joe and Ranaan talk movies is super addicting

    • @Brzbrngr
      @Brzbrngr 3 года назад +1

      100% !! I feel the same about Chrissy D and Yanni P. They're fine on other/their solo pods but together the Hyenas were magical. It's too bad they didn't understand that.

  • @mckaybushnell2761
    @mckaybushnell2761 3 года назад +203

    The cat is gold! It adds just the right amount of chaos to the pod.

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN 3 года назад +9

      Clearly It is a huge terrifying monster that is going to eat lil Joey pp.

    • @cwells3673
      @cwells3673 3 года назад +7

      Special guest Greg

    • @iwatchyoutube6539
      @iwatchyoutube6539 3 года назад +6

      That cat is somehow less of a pussy than joe is lol

  • @dbrey2635
    @dbrey2635 3 года назад +113

    Fucking Christ Joe has me dieing laughing with how scared of the cat he is. I listened to this at work and just saw his actions. I'm crying.

    • @dbrey2635
      @dbrey2635 3 года назад +3

      Black funeral reference is also on point.

  • @abrahamdrinkin6550
    @abrahamdrinkin6550 3 года назад +38

    Joe being afraid of the cat is the funniest thing ever. Tuesdays with cats.

    • @austinfretz2749
      @austinfretz2749 3 года назад +5

      Lol I love how mark is annoyed with Joe being annoyed with the cat

    • @sh6914
      @sh6914 3 года назад

      bigggggg Joe List, legend

  • @GordonShumwayyy
    @GordonShumwayyy 3 года назад +27

    Joe thinks the cat is a lion that could maul him any minute 😂

  • @greatscott175
    @greatscott175 3 года назад +55

    I've watched for over 200 eps and Mark's cat taking a massive shit 6 minutes in to this episode and their reaction to it is the funniest bit ever

  • @jrsilad
    @jrsilad 3 года назад +95

    I wonder how often Mark's cat comes up when Joe is talking to his therapist.

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN 3 года назад +6

      It's clearly a huge terrifying monster trying to eat Joe

    • @michaelhallen2808
      @michaelhallen2808 3 года назад +8

      Never seen a grown man terrified of a housecat before

    • @tarawhite986
      @tarawhite986 3 года назад +5

      That cat is super chill too.. just doing regular cat things.. his reaction to the cat is wildly out of proportion and uptight lol

    • @elias4493
      @elias4493 3 года назад

      @@tarawhite986 it’s a bit you queef

  • @growingheart8039
    @growingheart8039 2 года назад +1

    List has that sneeze like that guy on the plane. " Im hungry!".
    Great video! 🌞

  • @Brzbrngr
    @Brzbrngr 3 года назад +22

    The cat STEALS THE POD . Love the cat! I

  • @Crash2a
    @Crash2a 3 года назад +44

    Joe's reaction to the cat lmfao

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 года назад +32

    I dont know why I crack up every time mark acts frightened

    • @keithgreenan1850
      @keithgreenan1850 3 года назад

      You mean Joe

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 года назад +3

      @@keithgreenan1850 no Mark. When he does the jump scare when Joe starts an ad or in the beginning of the show

  • @no.mans.guy.
    @no.mans.guy. 3 года назад +15

    This is the funniest podcast episode ive ever seen

  • @chrispankratz9386
    @chrispankratz9386 3 года назад +43

    Give the cat its well earned spinoff pod "Caturday with Stories" already!

  • @MooseheadStudios
    @MooseheadStudios 3 года назад +26

    Cat is now executive producer!!

  • @dzind
    @dzind 3 года назад +10

    21:09 "I'm the surprise? I'm the birthday gift???" hahaha I'm dying. I would feel exactly like that.

  • @CoryHatfield
    @CoryHatfield 3 года назад +8

    "...the irony is he did the kneeling like Kaepernick." lmfao
    Mark with the heat right out of the gate!
    #COMEDY

  • @bentleypizza
    @bentleypizza 3 года назад +5

    Love you both as family. Truly.

  • @pressrepeat2000
    @pressrepeat2000 3 года назад +5

    No matter how bad a day is, listening to these queefs always cheers me up. It’s so unfiltered. So many laugh out loud moments, every week, without fail.

  • @borisbadenov9863
    @borisbadenov9863 3 года назад +18

    The cat rules the apartment. Could be a Seinfeld episode premise.

  • @isaiahleal2905
    @isaiahleal2905 3 года назад

    When Joe sneezed & Mark imitated his dad's sneeze I was cracking up 🤣

  • @franktothemax
    @franktothemax 3 года назад +8

    Joe's relationship with the cat is the best. Shit makes me laugh so goddamn hard

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy 3 года назад +3

    Immigrant child. Lock him up 🤣🤣🤣
    That cat is now my favorite

  • @FoodforThought12345678dsds
    @FoodforThought12345678dsds 3 года назад +10

    AND THEN THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BAG!!!!

  • @johnfranklin5784
    @johnfranklin5784 3 года назад +24

    Cat taking revenge on Joe for when he farted on him

  • @caivsivlivs
    @caivsivlivs 3 года назад +11

    "you don't do the woo-woo?!" "no woo-woo!" haha straight outta seinfeld

  • @BrownGuy2o9
    @BrownGuy2o9 3 года назад +8

    Lmao why is Joe so afraid of the cat? I’m not a car person at all but I thoroughly enjoy him lol.

  • @diaperriflez9391
    @diaperriflez9391 3 года назад +13

    Congrats on 400 fellaz. I love you qweefaholics. You guys really helped me get through this past year 🤍

    • @peter_schomus
      @peter_schomus 3 года назад

      Yo, does Mark have his own website, I cant find his tour dates. He mentions portland Oregon but I cant find it anywhere

  • @Diss_hearten
    @Diss_hearten 3 года назад +5

    This is one of the few podcasts where I'm smiling the whole way through✌

  • @taylorslade6978
    @taylorslade6978 3 года назад +1

    Mark petting his cat was so funny lol.

  • @bradcarlson7828
    @bradcarlson7828 3 года назад +1

    As a new cat owner i can appreciate the entertainment value of a quirky cat

  • @herpallday1284
    @herpallday1284 3 года назад +11

    The cats an anti masker 😂

  • @joshmarshall8588
    @joshmarshall8588 3 года назад +3

    It's insane how obsessed/terrified Joe is of the cat lol

  • @Jay-oz5zo
    @Jay-oz5zo 3 года назад +8

    One day the cat is going to attack joe. It can smell his fear.

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 3 года назад +3

    Used to laugh at my Dad and adults having Dad sneezes. Now I have it.

  • @PAYNEKILLER..
    @PAYNEKILLER.. 3 года назад +2

    Love the outside of the two people sitting there shots, much more enjoyable.

  • @matthewlegg4253
    @matthewlegg4253 3 года назад +3

    Joe calling him out on the pre-check was gold

  • @jessebrown1116
    @jessebrown1116 3 года назад +9

    How about that opening! Just mint! Jerry!

  • @pranzata
    @pranzata 3 года назад +17

    Holy shit you guys are stepping up the production game hard

  • @pearsequigley1092
    @pearsequigley1092 3 года назад +1

    Joe list looks like Martin shorts son lol I can't unsee it, love the podcast by the way Mark is the man!

  • @ThaLiaison
    @ThaLiaison 3 года назад +2

    I LUV the cat! Dope guest host! We need him on every ep.

  • @paulcarr4435
    @paulcarr4435 3 года назад +2

    Cornacopia of visuals back there! Bahaaaaaa

  • @deerski4426
    @deerski4426 3 года назад +11

    Mark and Joe, Please start doing a 15 minute segment every Podcast all about Greg🐱. If I know anything, it is that people Love 2 things on RUclips: Cats and Queefs--- Love you gays, love the pod🤘

  • @micah7793
    @micah7793 3 года назад +4

    I could listen to you queefs talking through tin cans with no video, but the production quality lately has been awesome!!

  • @ryanmcauliffe5347
    @ryanmcauliffe5347 3 года назад +3

    It's so funny how scared of cats he is. Hahaha I feel bad laughing but..it's a cat. Seemingly friendly too.

  • @mfuendofseptember
    @mfuendofseptember 3 года назад +2

    "Pretend it's an immigrant child, LOCK IT UP!" Lmao I got so into We Might Be Drunk, I forgot how great Mark & Joe's chemistry is.

  • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
    @snesleywipessqueegeeservices 3 года назад +1

    i have had a 14 hour day and yet i'm smiling and yukking it up cos this is fking class A comedy, ya queefs!

  • @Zam432F
    @Zam432F 3 года назад +2

    Love the pod, watch or hear every second of every episode.

  • @magicpro1552
    @magicpro1552 3 года назад +1

    Congratulations on 400 queefs. Love you guys. Comedy.

  • @STE41k
    @STE41k 3 года назад +2

    9:10 Catnip is part of the mint family, mint will give cats a light catnip like effect.

  • @Gibsoncustom89
    @Gibsoncustom89 3 года назад +14

    Let's be honest. Mark just got a new canker problem from that ointment. Never share ointment, folks.... Especially with someone with 3 strains of the Herps!

    • @kerrie2222
      @kerrie2222 3 года назад

      For sure. I can't believe either of them did that!

    • @pressrepeat2000
      @pressrepeat2000 3 года назад +2

      Joe giving Mark herpes live on video was something I didn’t think we’ll see… yet we did!

  • @RequiemForABuckeye
    @RequiemForABuckeye 3 года назад +8

    I love that cat

  • @MrByrl
    @MrByrl 3 года назад +3

    @34:13 damn Joe's hair looks CRAZY right here, haha

  • @scottforster8361
    @scottforster8361 3 года назад +3

    Best pod on the interwebz

  • @pumpernickle2423
    @pumpernickle2423 3 года назад +8

    The cat is back yes, not an episode without that beast of an animal terrorizing mr list like the homeless in austin.

  • @vich3359
    @vich3359 3 года назад +3

    Mulaneys rehab was just to save face for ditching his wife for Olivia Munn 😂😂

  • @lunchbag_larry
    @lunchbag_larry 3 года назад +7

    don't use peroxide on wounds, it damages the tissue and makes it take longer to heal. it is fine as an initial antiseptic and to help clear debris from the wound but do not use it repeatedly.

  • @massimobargagna5641
    @massimobargagna5641 3 года назад +5

    Pizza & beer what is he doing moving furniture. moving joke priceless

  • @bryantbravo9363
    @bryantbravo9363 3 года назад +1

    Lmao Mark called Bobby Lee the other guy🤣🤣

  • @bigjohn2695
    @bigjohn2695 3 года назад +5

    Love the cat commentary lol joe hates the cat deep down lmao

  • @muttbull
    @muttbull 3 года назад +2

    Great start to the ep!

  • @kodycheyne
    @kodycheyne 3 года назад +4

    Congrats on 400!

  • @rchenson9110
    @rchenson9110 2 года назад

    I could literally just watch them reacting to the cat, best part of the show.

  • @MetallicaRocksss
    @MetallicaRocksss 3 года назад +2

    "I can't live my life like this." Lmfao

  • @marke2959
    @marke2959 3 года назад +5

    The cat is great!

    • @marke2959
      @marke2959 3 года назад +1

      Joe is AFRAID of the cat! Joe grab your BB'S and squeeze hard!

  • @ubuynow
    @ubuynow 3 года назад +2

    Cammies? Back in my day, 90's Army, we said Camos

  • @loodoyayeCZ
    @loodoyayeCZ 3 года назад +3

    great episode, first 20mins was hilarious

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 года назад +3

    30:14 - Commenting to come back and laugh at the Keanu impression

  • @gabrieltierrafria9740
    @gabrieltierrafria9740 Год назад

    Joe vs Mark's cat is too funny 😂

  • @kekmountain2882
    @kekmountain2882 3 года назад +3

    The couch... the cat... the skateboard... im gay!

  • @aptkeyboard3173
    @aptkeyboard3173 3 года назад +6

    You guys are sports commentators in a parallel universe.

  • @mrmileskp
    @mrmileskp 3 года назад

    Best podcast in history.....only thing that'd make it any better would be if someone broke in & held them up, just to see Mark's reaction 🤣

  • @ThaLiaison
    @ThaLiaison 3 года назад

    This is the only podcast where I LOVE to watch the ads......the other podcasts suck at ads, so I just fast forward and jizz on Joe's glasses.

  • @paulc4091
    @paulc4091 3 года назад +2

    Pod looks great guys

  • @pearsequigley1092
    @pearsequigley1092 3 года назад

    These guys have awesome back and forth!

  • @joey_ferrari24
    @joey_ferrari24 3 года назад +7

    “No it’s anesthesia.... oh, she’s a black girl I know her”

  • @Crypticenigma1
    @Crypticenigma1 3 года назад +2

    The patreon is POPPIN.🍿

  • @lwarren1241
    @lwarren1241 3 года назад +4

    Watched the RUclips specifically to see the cat. Holy shit is that a huge cat. Also, I'll never go back go just listening.

  • @GeoffreyEatWorld
    @GeoffreyEatWorld 3 года назад +1

    I love that Joe doesn’t know how cats work.

  • @rms2829
    @rms2829 3 года назад +9

    They should kick the pods up to an hour and half so they can get through all their stories better and not rush the convo as much

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 3 года назад

    lol, a staple ep for sure! #400 is a milestone of jizztastic proportions!

  • @SkatEg94
    @SkatEg94 3 года назад +1

    Ironically, Liquid death makes coozies that look like brown paper bags lol

  • @FANKANable
    @FANKANable 3 года назад +30

    "what's your cats name?"
    I don't know.....

  • @1feloniouspunk
    @1feloniouspunk 3 года назад +1

    This is sublime art. I should know.

  • @KJ-lz2gi
    @KJ-lz2gi 3 года назад +1

    Literally the funniest (cat)shit I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing.

  • @joes6108
    @joes6108 3 года назад

    This is one of the best episodes.

  • @jeremiahotoole4718
    @jeremiahotoole4718 3 года назад +7

    Joe killed it on Rogan, our boy was queeftastic

  • @TheAlexLamberty
    @TheAlexLamberty 3 года назад +1

    The dad sneeze bit is so fuckin accurate

  • @Gotchange
    @Gotchange 3 года назад +3

    Funniest start ever, fuckin joe is acting like the cats got aids

  • @dannielmorales1013
    @dannielmorales1013 3 года назад +5

    Mark fucking FINALLY addresses the Cat as "he" 😅

  • @ninacuntowiczaka2415
    @ninacuntowiczaka2415 3 года назад +4

    Killer episode

  • @AshkonHobooti
    @AshkonHobooti 3 года назад +2

    Happy 400, ya queefs.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 года назад +6

    The lights should be higher. To cut back on the shadows

    • @moorbilt
      @moorbilt 3 года назад +1

      I like the mystery and depth it adds. “Gay Side of the Moon”.

  • @czanderrr
    @czanderrr 3 года назад +4

    Liquid Death is awesome. Gotta drink the sparkling one

  • @DalyTheThird
    @DalyTheThird 3 года назад +3

    Never make a boom boom in a woo woo.

  • @colleenann772
    @colleenann772 Год назад

    Mark is annoyed Joe is always complaining about the cat.😂 So are we Mark…so are we. 🤦‍♀️

  • @nikhilvishnoi100
    @nikhilvishnoi100 2 года назад

    i dont why, but this might be my favorite episode.

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 3 года назад +1

    How is Joe so scared of a fucking cat 😂😂

  • @sharktoothgamingandfishing3524
    @sharktoothgamingandfishing3524 3 года назад +2

    I love this cat!

  • @dylanp.5491
    @dylanp.5491 3 года назад +2

    Mark is horrified 😂😂😂😂

    • @keithgreenan1850
      @keithgreenan1850 3 года назад +2

      Mark likes the cat, he pets the cat every once in a while. Joe does not like cats. Mark is a good comedian but joe is not.

  • @jaybrack7272
    @jaybrack7272 3 года назад

    List had a huge confidence boost here.. glad to see it