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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @portlandsamber
    @portlandsamber 3 года назад +16

    The cat cam is gold.

  • @Monosaccaride
    @Monosaccaride 3 года назад +19

    Joe: Do I suck. Do you hate me?.. Fuck , did I ruin the show-
    Mark: R A Y C O N !!!

    • @derek.seaborn
      @derek.seaborn 7 месяцев назад

      I was dying at that part.. after Joe’s insecurity monologues in the time leading up to it, and then that.. it was hilarious to me.

  • @III-vg4dp
    @III-vg4dp 3 года назад +8

    "He turned like a velociraptor..." haha

  • @teelorp8306
    @teelorp8306 3 года назад +24

    Joe is as passive aggressive as a middle age mom in the suburbs

  • @jasonl9515
    @jasonl9515 3 года назад +40

    joe: "fuck did I ruin the show?"
    😆 classic joe

    • @emmetLshavinski
      @emmetLshavinski 3 года назад +4

      My favorite part of Joe's last appearance on Rogan was when he asked in the middle of the episode "Is this the worst podcast you've ever done?"

    • @jasonl9515
      @jasonl9515 3 года назад +2

      your dad doesnt love you

    • @experienceaccelerated7039
      @experienceaccelerated7039 3 года назад +2

      ​@@emmetLshavinski And he was right to have that feeling, Joe is so bad, sometimes gives literally zero fucks about who hes talking to.

  • @nathanmeyer5364
    @nathanmeyer5364 3 года назад +51

    Mark would fit perfectly into Curb as a character or himself. I know they’ve done the new season but hope he gets on the next one or something.

    • @jerrilehane7815
      @jerrilehane7815 3 года назад +5

      So RIGHT MAN ! Slam Dunk,Right??? You see it!

    • @dylanfrazier7750
      @dylanfrazier7750 3 года назад

      @@jerrilehane7815 😂😂

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 года назад

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @NeonGutters
      @NeonGutters 3 года назад

      @@AgendaInMind 😂

    • @mwara2444
      @mwara2444 2 года назад

      Don't you got to be 60 to get on that show, reverse agism

  • @bluesslider76
    @bluesslider76 3 года назад +17

    I was howling when mark mimicked the gay airport guy. The look on his face 😆

  • @thaboot3378
    @thaboot3378 3 года назад +4

    Mark flicking off the cat right in the face was hilarious..

    • @GorbyP
      @GorbyP Год назад

      You mean flip???

  • @adammarchand1162
    @adammarchand1162 2 года назад +1

    girls girls girls is definitely motley crue. YOURE KILLING ME JERRY

  • @Banks4004
    @Banks4004 3 года назад +32

    That airport story is hilarious. You could EASILY have a lawsuit against them if you karen'ed it up

  • @Jonathan-2000
    @Jonathan-2000 3 года назад +15

    I sit here singing the intro song with full effort every Tuesday like it’s Christmas carols on Christmas morning

  • @MahckMedia
    @MahckMedia 3 года назад +26

    24:24 I'm starting to think I'm watching the GREATEST tag team podcast ever? lolll Mark n Joe just flow so well

  • @petey604
    @petey604 3 года назад +6

    " My friendship is my gift "

  • @dzind
    @dzind 3 года назад +5

    Loved the subtle Liar Liar quote by Mark haha

  • @dfens666
    @dfens666 3 года назад +10

    I love the fact that Joe hates the cat and Mark is completely unaware.

    • @mattmergy7050
      @mattmergy7050 3 года назад +3

      Joes intimidated. He knows he’s getting showed up

    • @JoseManuel-ht8hq
      @JoseManuel-ht8hq 3 года назад +4

      On one of the episodes he stated that him being scared/hating the cat is just a bit

  • @PrivasGuitar
    @PrivasGuitar 3 года назад +38

    I love the cat shot wherein Greg is desperately trying to fuck the audio. You're a wizard, Chuck! Also, as always, thanks for the ep and keep the yucks comin'.

  • @produdesir4171
    @produdesir4171 3 года назад +6

    Mark: he’s(the cat) getting better
    Joe: at what? 😂😂

  • @MegaSogni
    @MegaSogni Год назад +1

    This is the funniest podcast/banter ever

  • @herpallday1284
    @herpallday1284 3 года назад +19

    “Did you lose someone in 9/11”
    “No I missed a singing telegram”
    I love seeing these two Instagram pages and then hearing a story the next week.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 года назад

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

  • @iFish12
    @iFish12 3 года назад +5

    Greg is goddamn photogenic

  • @christophermichaels6569
    @christophermichaels6569 3 года назад +4

    I loved the “Get Out” reference Mark 😂 Jesus.

  • @thesegotoelevan
    @thesegotoelevan 3 года назад +5

    Mark, Bert and Dave killed at Red Rocks! So happy I went. Absolutely spectacular

  • @piccalillies
    @piccalillies 2 года назад

    "Deuteromony is stuck together " 😂

  • @jacob6878
    @jacob6878 3 года назад

    "He turned like a velociraptor" 😂😂😂

  • @mojosooner
    @mojosooner Год назад

    Flipping off the cat- Mark is top notch

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 года назад +5

    God Damn I Hope this cheers me up from the Norm news today. Totally crushed. I hope we get some heartfelt stories from the guys next ep.

  • @chikato7106
    @chikato7106 3 года назад +2

    More like Tuesdays with Stoners... I love kicking back and taking a dab to this pod

  • @orangeyewglad
    @orangeyewglad 3 года назад +2

    Louie getting ice cream on his arm and having it pointed out is straight out of an episode of Louie

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 3 года назад +4

    Nice new camera setup!

  • @malikshabazz2065
    @malikshabazz2065 3 года назад +1

    I love how we got another description of a yodel this ep.

  • @elliottobelliotnwaobi4779
    @elliottobelliotnwaobi4779 2 года назад

    "I dont shine shoes no more." Love this reference

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 3 года назад +1

    You got a flaming case of the Tuesdays with WooWoo.

  • @jackfranks7160
    @jackfranks7160 3 года назад +7

    Reggie!!! 😂😂😂💀

  • @Danielacastillohi
    @Danielacastillohi 3 года назад +2

    I can’t wait for this movie! Joe List the Auteur!

    • @matthewjamison
      @matthewjamison 3 года назад

      It's gotta be pure 💩, with Joe as the lead

  • @amandapanda3208
    @amandapanda3208 3 года назад +3

    Just saw Mark at the west palm beach improv and he was amazing. Wasn’t sure if my husband would be impressed because I’m the one with the crush and I’m the tuesgay…husband laughed the whole time and said mark is clearly a real professional comic!! Got to meet him afterwards and I gave him an Incredible Hulk card along with some chocolate treats and liquid iv!!

    • @royeaston6067
      @royeaston6067 3 года назад +1

      You'd have to be mad to eat food from a fan lol.

  • @omasfreier
    @omasfreier 3 года назад

    Mark doing faces with dead eyes during the ads is the best thing :D

  • @michaelp8995
    @michaelp8995 3 года назад +2

    mark is comedically a step ahead of everyone

  • @zachledd7143
    @zachledd7143 3 года назад +5

    Joe I liked listening to you do thirty on that topic, attests to how well you flow together I didn’t realize it was half over either

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Год назад

    “BMS” Blow Me Seats. 😂😂

  • @bentleypizza
    @bentleypizza 2 года назад

    Happy Easter!! Love you both like Nephews!!! So Proud!!

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy 3 года назад +4

    Greg should have been in Joe's movie
    The camera loves him

    • @mattmergy7050
      @mattmergy7050 3 года назад

      Everyone loves Greg …………… except Joe

  • @1H4NDC14PP1N6
    @1H4NDC14PP1N6 3 года назад +8

    Love the different camera angles! Feels way more profesh! Queef it up sloppy jalopies!

  • @dbrey2635
    @dbrey2635 3 года назад

    Mark flipping the cat off three times is great.

    • @zlatkoigric5084
      @zlatkoigric5084 3 года назад

      isn't flippin' a bird,or anyone, the greatest thing ever invented by human kind? iz stress reducing and iz easy to do.

  • @jessebremner5209
    @jessebremner5209 3 года назад +7

    Mark should start answering yes when Joe asks if he hates him or if he ruined the show

  • @michaelp8995
    @michaelp8995 3 года назад +4

    wanted to hear more from the red rocks mark!

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 3 года назад +6

    I really need to get some of this money stuff everyone is yapping about. Man.

  • @treysmith2490
    @treysmith2490 2 года назад

    Shout out to Destin Florida that's where I live listening from there

  • @1feloniouspunk
    @1feloniouspunk 3 года назад +4

    Mark's story was bonkers." Like a velociraptor." :-D Hope Joe joins another movie quick! I mean, yikes! We get, it you wanna be a director. You can do that!

    • @1feloniouspunk
      @1feloniouspunk 3 года назад +1

      Reggie Velociraptor!

    • @1feloniouspunk
      @1feloniouspunk 3 года назад +1

      Or Joe wants to live somewhere like that movie-location.

    • @1feloniouspunk
      @1feloniouspunk 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, the more I think about it, Joe had so much fun in that house and nice people around. The story of this show is about Joe forcing himself to have New York spirit which causes him to miss that movie-cabin spirit that he really wants.

  • @navarremarshall
    @navarremarshall 3 года назад +3

    "Deuteronomy is stuck together"
    LMAO

  • @nigheist003
    @nigheist003 3 года назад +6

    Mark describing the female at the airport and Reggie 42:00 minutes in, im in tears laughing

  • @MrEggula
    @MrEggula 2 года назад

    you'll put so much on to this one too. im gonna hape to even it so it's rosehr for ALL TIME!

  • @b0ssatr0n91
    @b0ssatr0n91 2 года назад

    I love the cat being a feature in this episode

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 года назад +2

    17:09
    Great Van Morrison song 😂

  • @markhayhurst1496
    @markhayhurst1496 3 года назад +1

    good stories; enjoyment

  • @jonathancarranza6046
    @jonathancarranza6046 3 года назад +6

    Joe or Mark, if you're reading this, releasing the video one week after the audio only hurts RUclips views. Patreon content should be extra content, behind the scenes or shit like that. This format only confuses people.

  • @AntonioThunderbottom
    @AntonioThunderbottom 3 года назад +1

    Get it together List!

  • @alcorraalb6029
    @alcorraalb6029 2 года назад

    Woo woo this was my favorite podcast😂

  • @GeanuReeves
    @GeanuReeves 3 года назад

    Another hilarious episode! I saw Mark in West Palm twice. He killed! Can’t believe I met the guy! Gotta see Joe next.

  • @bigchungus2013
    @bigchungus2013 3 года назад

    “And then you married her” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @whiskeylinux
    @whiskeylinux 3 года назад +2

    A bungalow is "like a cabin but gayer." - Mark :D

  • @GerritCoulter
    @GerritCoulter 3 года назад +1

    Penalty for the hockey game: Burning a Cross-Checking

  • @simonarcher1510
    @simonarcher1510 3 года назад

    Love the Greg coverage.

  • @iFish12
    @iFish12 3 года назад +2

    Bungalows are anything that has no upstairs. Main floor and a basement usually

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 3 года назад +5

    Oh shit, just heard that Norm Macdonald died today!! Hope you guys talk about him on the next one.

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 года назад +5

      Some great chatter over on We Might Be Drunk about it. They found out in real time on a livestream ep.

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 года назад

      @Pix Zle on their patreon. Totally worth it.

    • @jerrilehane7815
      @jerrilehane7815 3 года назад

      @@BrickTop06 yeah good heads-up YOU GOTTA check out the pain Mark showed broad-sided,devastated for his hero. Shaken...BRUTAL.

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 3 года назад +1

      @@jerrilehane7815 yea man he got wet around the eyes there. I know from being a mild compared to him comedy fan and I felt it in my heart. Bc norm was so pure. Only celeb death that ever really shook my day up

  • @ryanparadissis9115
    @ryanparadissis9115 3 года назад +1

    I get it I would be a little mad at missing something like that too. sounds like normal feelings.

  • @awolstatvs80
    @awolstatvs80 3 года назад +14

    I'll tell ya off camera, if I tell these people they're gonna take their own lives... Lol only thing funnier is Mark thinking tickets for a tennis final are 1,000 dollars

    • @AustinTillison
      @AustinTillison 3 года назад +1

      how much are tickets for a tennis final? i'm genuinely curious

    • @michaelquinn4137
      @michaelquinn4137 3 года назад +1

      @@AustinTillison One thousand dollars

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 3 года назад +1

      @@AustinTillison according to commentor below they're between 6k-9k for finals. That's just stuff I heard!!!

    • @tuckerdixon8032
      @tuckerdixon8032 3 года назад +1

      Is $1k too much or too little?

    • @AustinTillison
      @AustinTillison 3 года назад

      @@WKRP187 wow!!! joe really is hollywood now lol

  • @1feloniouspunk
    @1feloniouspunk 3 года назад +1

    My fave episode ever!!!!!!!

  • @TreversYouTubeChannel
    @TreversYouTubeChannel 3 года назад +15

    Joe’s gotten way too Hollywood, and I can smell Mark through the screen but it’s all jizz!

  • @chuckcarmichael7835
    @chuckcarmichael7835 28 дней назад

    The cat is a Diva

  • @franklopez3928
    @franklopez3928 3 года назад +5

    Can everyone else see Mark’s booger or am I the only one watching on an 82” TV

  • @septimiusslivka4457
    @septimiusslivka4457 3 года назад +1

    Damn so pissed I missed this show!

  • @chrispankratz9386
    @chrispankratz9386 3 года назад +1

    This might be the greatest cat pod :D

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 года назад

    I ready to watch this but I gotta dial it down a bit here:
    Lay it on me, you freaking queefs!

  • @darrinnoble
    @darrinnoble 3 года назад +4

    I love seeing that Joe is a Parrot Head. JB is my favorite.

  • @jad9479
    @jad9479 3 года назад +2

    U guys rock n the cat is cool

  • @lukehmaxw
    @lukehmaxw 3 года назад +1

    💯 percent the cat made the show!! 😍

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy 3 года назад +2

    Joe "everythings free" but I paid $700 for the tickets. Okay bro! IT's totally free. lol

  • @thomasavilla6438
    @thomasavilla6438 3 года назад +2

    Here for Greg.

  • @BlackSabotage100
    @BlackSabotage100 3 года назад +4

    The woo woo story can easily be a Tarantino scene.

  • @spacejamgoliath
    @spacejamgoliath 3 года назад +1

    Mark makes a solid pitch for Bruce

  • @SuperCracker1990
    @SuperCracker1990 3 года назад

    He should have taken food out other people in the stands to stick it tothe park lmao

  • @mikemac6265
    @mikemac6265 3 года назад

    I guess I’ll be the only comment on the cool delta spirit shirt! Love that band.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 3 года назад +2

    well Joe,Norm MacDonald never called @MarkNorm "Box Office Poison" or "BORED" so put him in yur next movie,yeah Jalopy!

  • @zachledd7143
    @zachledd7143 3 года назад +1

    When mark said woo woo I thought he did another big fat fentanyl Xanax and drank too much

  • @MrUrech
    @MrUrech 2 года назад

    Woo. Woodoowoo, i bring this to you, to see about you and your crew, and what you guys are gonna do

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 3 года назад +8

    Fake banter for the algo 😎

  • @capealio
    @capealio 3 года назад

    28:31 Mark reads the Ring ad

  • @joecarl5473
    @joecarl5473 3 года назад +1

    Amazing pod!!! Got to see the Red Rocks show Mark. It was incredible!!!! The puffy shirt was a nice touch! Can't wait to see the movie Joe!!!! Really sounds like it's gonna be a winner!!! Cool shirt as well!!!! Got to see Delta Spirit play Red Rocks earlier this season!!! Keep up the good queefs!!!!!!

  • @DamnWow
    @DamnWow 3 года назад +7

    Why doesn’t Greg get his own close up?

  • @warlordy
    @warlordy 3 года назад +5

    Girls Girls Girls is Motley Crue, not Poison

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 года назад

      These chooches have the worst music taste and can't even flow with the most basic of song references. But that's why I love em...complete comedy savants to the exclusion of everything else.

  • @sampalladio9122
    @sampalladio9122 Год назад

    Also …been viewing videos of 9/11 .. spiritual … London Tuesdays luv u guys

  • @Tropicool
    @Tropicool 3 года назад

    Greg the Meth head lmao. Great Van Morrison song.

  • @morticianjosh7116
    @morticianjosh7116 3 года назад +3

    Mark play Joe in a game of skate. Joe has chooch legs

    • @PretENDOgolf
      @PretENDOgolf 3 года назад

      I dont think joe could even stand on a board. He like the guy who talks about tricks at the session but just sits there the entire time

  • @jimmyfanucci8273
    @jimmyfanucci8273 3 года назад +1

    Mark, why don't you come to Seattle? No good clubs?

  • @alexkang7360
    @alexkang7360 3 года назад +1

    I love how joe has these shitty days reminds me of seinfeld or curb

  • @NeonGutters
    @NeonGutters 3 года назад +2

    Take some of the money that random ppl send you and get the cat groomed...

  • @Andreromero11782
    @Andreromero11782 3 года назад

    Normand got hit with that westcoast comedy lifestyle

  • @terrestrialsoup
    @terrestrialsoup 3 года назад +1

    *pre show
    "Hey, Mark. you wanna wear blue pants and New Balance this episode?"

  • @j.b.7133
    @j.b.7133 3 года назад

    22:00 IMAGINE BELIEVING THE COMMISSION REPORT.

  • @SurrealiS
    @SurrealiS 3 года назад +1

    Jimmy Jeffy! was the other Red Rocks comic with Jesus Burnt Christler.......he backed out cuz of Covid and his New Baba.........or I could be making it all up.........Comedy.