There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
Worst hackiest standup ever, it's like when someone just flicks paint at a canvas and goes that's art, I'm an artist. He was good at the gomez roast, but I'm guessing he had a ghost writer.
Who remembers Geraldo on the Pam Anderson roast? Stacked get it . She's Stacked, and the books or Stacked. Isn't that clever? I got one for you. You work at a jewelry store, and we call it Perl necklace
I met Thom from Radiohead years back outside the Glasgow Barrowlands after their gig promoting the bends, and my undiagnosed learning difficulties I called him Thom, not Tom. and I was heavily frowned upon by him. (hangs head in shame)
I went to a moderately expensive steakhouse in Chicago that said the same thing "if you like medium rare you should order a medium" and then was given a well-done filet.
Joe: Something something water. Mark: Oh, I thought it was wadder. Joe: But it _is_ water, right? Mark: I think wadder is the correct way. Joe: There's a 't' in there, isn't there? Mark: Eh, it's a silent 't'.
Mark: you buy the case, and the foam is pre-cut but not fully cut.. and it’s in little squares. You just tear out the squares that make the shape of your gun, magazines, and scopes… hope that helps answer it
She didn't get it that Joe is happiest when he's complaining and throwing his word games around,waiting for somebody to join in ,fast free associations,no filter,no excuse,no fear,no Q.......nevermind!
How funny is that Joe is not actually kidding with his digs at Chuck looks and sex life but that also means he feels enough fond of him already to roast him on a personal level.
Some ppl are just looking for anything to critique! The friend who got offended that you complimented her makeup was being a buzz kill! It’s a nice compliment!
I gotta say Joe is right about close hockey game seats, but after going to multiple games I will trade visibility for the chance to see important plays up close and personal. Fatty.
I grew up playing and going to hockey. In the 80s and 90s before the rules changed sitting by the glass meant seeing skull crushing hits up close and fights at eye level. Joe's kind of a nerd about his sports but I love em.
This pod makes me laugh so damn hard. Just silly stories none of this topical bullshit or talking about cancel culture for hours . And here’s the clinker . List is so killer . Has me In stitches . All pipes jerry
Man fellas this ep is on point. Ol' Fivehead is on fire!
agreed. Ole' 2 by 4head, Mark is best supporting actress all day...One funny queen
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
Mark's punch ups and buttons on Joe's loonnng travel stories are next level hilarious.
Sing it sister
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
@@AgendaInMind I 100% agree, but why are you telling us this?
The comb slick curl
“Oh good! I love people I hate” 😂
That was my fave line so far
I fuckin howled when Joe said Hannis Poppas 😂
Don’t encourage him 😂
One hell of a program
List has been so damn funny lately, I've always liked him but lately he's just crushing me. Mark always kills too .. I'm gay ...
List has been on fire!
List was amazing in person at Royal oak, mi and my fathers gay
The whole look of this episode seems very Canadian to me. Joe has the Oilers colors, Mark has the lumber jack with an animal skin on the couch
List is in rare form this episode. I love it. 🤣
Mark is the embodiment of "yes and"
Joe's mimimal knowledge of language has me howling at my phone every fuckin week lmao.
Hey, Mark is the one arguing 'smelt' like some irrepressible limey.
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
It’s all an act; he’s well-read and pretty bright
This was a favorite! I love when they chuckle with each other. It’s fun when they’re having as much fun as their audience.
'they hate the water, but tehy don't melt' ay lmao!
"You gotta love paj"
You two kill me every time.
CRYING from laughing so hard!!😂😂 Hysterical episode this week boys, as always.
"I go out to the dumpster, I find you a cat in 2 seconds" - George Costanza
HAHA Joe! Your plan didn't work. The Cat stays!
“I thought his name was Reggie”
“Well he was late”
COMB SLICK CURL!! 😂😹
"I love people I hate" Mark Normand
The OFTEN discourse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it! I'm melting!!!!!!
Gotta love List "I'm not like Mark I don't do what Mark does..." Then he checks the mic cords to see how Mark has his set up.
1:07:33 "alright, alright, alriiiight" classic Kevin Hart
"Silent Relapse" was genius Mark
"the Cooz awards" lol
what's good for the goose is good for the gander
What the hell is a grander any way
🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO these two were on an absolute roll tonight this has been one of the funniest the Tuesgays I've seen in a long time...
"I don't like that Chuck has sex" 😂
That flying stuff is for the birds...Titsburgh ,ah the old days...comics in a car...Seinus-feld...lotsa bondo all around on my tab!
Never seen Joe's stand up but I love his comedy.
He's fucking nuts, in a good way.
His special on RUclips is phenomenal
He is truly hilarious. Watch his RUclips standup
Watch the special, better than the podcast
Worst hackiest standup ever, it's like when someone just flicks paint at a canvas and goes that's art, I'm an artist. He was good at the gomez roast, but I'm guessing he had a ghost writer.
@@royeaston6067 Yikes
Really loving Mark's POLITICAL comedic turn!
He sure is hittin' on ALL the HOT topics - KEEP IT UP MARK!!!
Let the cats take over the pod!
Someone needs to make a shirt of just Normands think face.... I need this in my life
Program of a hell one
Who remembers Geraldo on the Pam Anderson roast? Stacked get it . She's Stacked, and the books or Stacked. Isn't that clever? I got one for you. You work at a jewelry store, and we call it Perl necklace
This one is really cruisin up the list!
This POD is like Seinfeld. I can watch them over and over and always laugh
40:40 I heard cops outside when you said that lmao
Mark's comment about Zeppelin...priceless. Zeppelin rocks !
One program of a hell
Joe should have turned around to the guy at the Michigan game and said “have you got a home?” in a British accent lol
There’s a brown Audi parked in my spot…
Let me tell ya downtown Cleveland wasn't much better before Covid. Don't walk near the casino after 10 pm
Hell a program of one
Lived in Indiana my whole life. Food stinks here...TWS on the other hand- AMAZING
I met Thom from Radiohead years back outside the Glasgow Barrowlands after their gig promoting the bends, and my undiagnosed learning difficulties I called him Thom, not Tom. and I was heavily frowned upon by him. (hangs head in shame)
that was so funny mark really scared him when he did that
I went to a moderately expensive steakhouse in Chicago that said the same thing "if you like medium rare you should order a medium" and then was given a well-done filet.
Hahaha this was a great ep! So many good stories and one liners! Cant wait for the specials to come out ya queefs!
Balzac is one of top 5 French writers
Hahahahaha marks face after he said “you hear that Elliot Page?”
Joe: Something something water.
Mark: Oh, I thought it was wadder.
Joe: But it _is_ water, right?
Mark: I think wadder is the correct way.
Joe: There's a 't' in there, isn't there?
Mark: Eh, it's a silent 't'.
🤣🤣 oh my gosh laughed the whole pod. You guys are the best 🖤 !
Love what ya did with the Cat. Skin em all
I'm hurting over here.. this episode was bananas.....
How bout those cameras? Holy crap. Love not seeing the shoe soles. Love the closeups. Chuck is starting to happen!
Oh no the soles of shoes let me complain online about them wahhhhh
@@herpallday1284 are you new here? No one's complaining. We give them shit cuz we love them. Patreon member and big fan.
@@herpallday1284 is this you Joe?
@@BrickTop06 you’re not giving them crap like you’re shitting on them for shits n gigs you’re complaining about nothing lol
@@herpallday1284 he is complimenting them for not seeing the 💩on mark's shoe. Ya queef
Joe’s got so many baseball references. Nobody jokes baseball. I love it.
Mark: you buy the case, and the foam is pre-cut but not fully cut.. and it’s in little squares. You just tear out the squares that make the shape of your gun, magazines, and scopes… hope that helps answer it
1:02:14 Mark got a dad's backhand flashback!
Really funny nice comment
best ep since 91
16:42 I’ve never seen anyone so afraid of cats😂
She didn't get it that Joe is happiest when he's complaining and throwing his word games around,waiting for somebody to join in ,fast free associations,no filter,no excuse,no fear,no Q.......nevermind!
How funny is that Joe is not actually kidding with his digs at Chuck looks and sex life but that also means he feels enough fond of him already to roast him on a personal level.
I think Joe knows Chuck wont take it seriously considering Joe’s looks
J was having a 3 some with 2😺ies in the bathroom 😂🤣
St. Elmos plus... it’s the steakhouse of the future in Southpark.
A of one program hell
My first episode and I love it 😂
RIP Chuck. They love ya. I would be honored to be roasted by them.
Very funny ep! Plan on going to the syracuse show it's cool that you don't vocally loathe the venue at least anymore
I love how action movie guys open their briefcase and you see their guns nicely separated by the styrofoam. Who cuts that?!?!!?!?!
I didn't even do it justice. sitting in the correct slot of styrofoam.
Some ppl are just looking for anything to critique! The friend who got offended that you complimented her makeup was being a buzz kill! It’s a nice compliment!
List's hairline is fading faster than my dementia-riddled grandfather
Queef Man!! 😂
We want greg. Puke on joe. I would die laughing
Great sode.. you fellas rul,, spanks
CHEERING "Gauntlet! Gauntlet ! Gauntlet ! White BOY !!! Comedy!!!"
I'm with Mark on the Clarence debate. I solely remember that jazz chomo as the clapper.
when I think Clarence, I also think clap
I wish Joe opened for Louis CK in Boston at the Orpheum last Friday 12/9 :(
Joe your comeback should have been your tampons aren’t reusable. Take it out it stinks!
I remember when Mark owned 3 shirts. Now the boy freshhh. Joe still hasn’t been shopping yet though 😂
As if there's not 12 billion masks in the ocean right now strangling fish and turtles
What is it Halloween in the ocean?
Roughly 2 tons actually
Joe, pinching the snot out of his nose barehanded then proceeding to touch the mic and everything in sight, just kills me every time.
When mark said those eggs are scrambled I spit my scrambled eggs out 😭
Joe you look naturally handsome !
"Where's Joeldo" merch.
🤔What if the dog was trying to pull the trigger, not stop the guy from doing it?
Joe list was huge cappin like we didn’t all know there was a deuce of codeine in that Portland Starbucks double cup
Joe almost did a Bang Bang with Louis. Legendary
That Balzac bust bit was gold, Jerry, gold! 54:19 Of course it starts with Joe spread eagle playing with his crotch
I love this show so much
9:00 the boys teach English as a foreign language
Same red shoes for over a year, how !?
Let’s go dude I love the Thom Yorke references haha
Football and Hockey 2nd level seats >>>>
Honest papas was a slept on joke lmao
“Broad generalization is the epitome of ignorance” -Wes Watson
I bet we're the only two here who knows wtf you're saying haha
@@adamwilson6 Haha theres gotta be a few more gays that follow Wes!! 😭
23:00 "Get your own house in order before criticizing the world" - Jordan Peterson
"make your bed and then you"ll get pussy" -JBP
"They woke up on the wrong side of the trough" hahaha.
I gotta say Joe is right about close hockey game seats, but after going to multiple games I will trade visibility for the chance to see important plays up close and personal. Fatty.
I grew up playing and going to hockey. In the 80s and 90s before the rules changed sitting by the glass meant seeing skull crushing hits up close and fights at eye level. Joe's kind of a nerd about his sports but I love em.
This pod makes me laugh so damn hard. Just silly stories none of this topical bullshit or talking about cancel culture for hours . And here’s the clinker . List is so killer . Has me In stitches . All pipes jerry
Clarence impression was 💯