Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 Год назад +109

    Mark somehow survives his own life

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Год назад +2

      @@scottczan Drugs? He's an alcoholic! Surely that's his main issue if anything...

    • @whataloadofbollox
      @whataloadofbollox Год назад +1

      @@jsmnzgb he is a high functioning alcoholic !

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Год назад +1

      @@whataloadofbollox Definitely :)

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Год назад

      @@scottczan You don’t know what you’re talking about do you? Go pretend you’re aware and you care somewhere else loser! If you call that drugs, then you don’t know a lot about drugs, taking drugs or harm they can cause :)

  • @braddipalma1430
    @braddipalma1430 Год назад +51

    Came here just to acknowledge the grunt from joe when the watch went off 😂 absolute gold jerry!

    • @GeeOhBoii
      @GeeOhBoii Год назад +7

      Me too 😂, it rude interrupted his flow.

    • @GravyTrainDD81
      @GravyTrainDD81 Год назад

      It's their star wipe to ads sometimes that's so funny

  • @ArvinSingh-xv2qj
    @ArvinSingh-xv2qj Год назад +10

    Its absolutely insane how consistently good this is- hardly ever a bad episode and its mostly off the cuff riffing. This should be THE comedy podcast.

  • @andren8788
    @andren8788 Год назад +53

    The riffing between these two is a joy to hear

  • @nicknamean
    @nicknamean Год назад +21

    slave dying in the ocean...immediately regrets it face was CLASSIC 😂😂😂🎉

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 Год назад +71

    Gotta love getting a Tuesdays every Monday night! It's Gold Jerry!

  • @leofeld9511
    @leofeld9511 Год назад +9

    I'm loving Joe's descent into the sound effect guy.

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox Год назад +11

    Mark saying going back to Africa while in Africa had Joe rolling and his laugh had me rolling 😂

  • @juanarmijosacurio
    @juanarmijosacurio Год назад +76

    I love how Mark hears a rumor and sells it as fact like a car salesman

    • @Balxandr
      @Balxandr Год назад +16

      Then someone says he’s wrong and he immediately agrees

    • @guybrushtwood
      @guybrushtwood Год назад +1

      At least he said give it a goog this time

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Год назад

      Do they not know Fauci was behind the AIDS fraud as well? He literally convinced gay and black men they were the cause of disease because of heir sexual preference or skin color. And fools fell for it!!

    • @jertyberty
      @jertyberty Год назад +1

      "Give that a Goog"

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Год назад

      He first said it's a fact! HE acts like he doesn't have Google himself..

  • @ZeppyCustoms
    @ZeppyCustoms Год назад +25

    Waiting all week for this! PART 2!

  • @Julescruz
    @Julescruz Год назад +20

    Can we take a moment to acknowledge Mark's professionalism? Not only does he fart into the mic, but he also has notes on his phone to make sure he covers all interesting and funny parts of his stories. We miss nothing! Keep up the funny work queefs

  • @ThePokerStreets916
    @ThePokerStreets916 Год назад +19

    Joe: "Planet of the whatever"... 1/10th of a second later.. Mark: "worldstar" 💀😂. Joe did a good job not skipping a beat and continuing talking lol.

    • @Los47
      @Los47 Год назад +1

      Heard Chuck laughing in the back 😂

    • @thenamelessone123
      @thenamelessone123 2 месяца назад

      I don't think he got the joke haha

  • @GriseldaBSF410
    @GriseldaBSF410 Год назад +9

    Locked and loaded every Tuesday morning at midnight!

  • @Scoobay
    @Scoobay Год назад +17

    5 minutes in and I’ve laughed more than I would at entire episodes of other pods. I don’t think there’s another pod out there that can do it like that.

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o Год назад +1

      Exactly

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom Год назад +1

      Are You Garbage is the only other laughs-per-minute podcast I can think of, those guys are quick and hilarious

    • @Scoobay
      @Scoobay Год назад +1

      @@cloudbloom meh

  • @MichaelReadNoReply
    @MichaelReadNoReply Год назад +2

    Came here just to let Joe know that he's been killing it these passed episodes! You both bring so much to the table and your stories make every tuesday gay! Much love from South Africa

  • @peterpaulmedia7887
    @peterpaulmedia7887 Год назад +6

    I always listen on Spotify totally forgot how dope it is to actually see you guys do the show

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 2 месяца назад

    55:45 - the amount judgement and anger in that sentence from Joe made me belly laugh like a fool 😂😂😂

  • @connerhaas4703
    @connerhaas4703 Год назад +15

    Stop catering to the haters guys this pod is one of the funniest ever made. Remember they’re all just cowards behind a keyboard. They don’t even deserve an acknowledgment.

    • @HIGHTS
      @HIGHTS Год назад

      Seriously! Dudes are making over 100k off Patreon. Fuck haters lol

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Год назад

      @@HIGHTS Any little form of criticism doesn't equal hate. Some people are too sensitive with their bs.

    • @hypernovaorcus
      @hypernovaorcus Год назад

      You just acknowledged them

  • @Beederda
    @Beederda Год назад +10

    Im most impressed by joe lists knowledge of black hockey players 😂

    • @shainedupuis2649
      @shainedupuis2649 8 месяцев назад

      He forgot Donald Brashear. Which I'm surprised about because Boston Bruin legend Marty McSorley whacked him in the head with his stick like he was swinging at a change-up😂

  • @pressrepeat2000
    @pressrepeat2000 Год назад +7

    I’ve been waiting for this all week! Part 1 had me working and crying from laughter.

  • @veddermn8
    @veddermn8 Год назад +4

    Love the Jozef Stumpel reference , remember him from NHL '94 and the Neely Bruins era

  • @Iamwatchinit
    @Iamwatchinit Год назад +25

    I got a feeling that Mark is just always booking stupid flights to have a story to tell on this podcast

  • @MYkeyS
    @MYkeyS Год назад +1

    "let me get down there and see this alien" holy shit...that's too funny Joe!🤣🤣

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t Год назад +4

    Joe missed it when Mark said World Star but I'm dying 💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @Revolution1117
    @Revolution1117 Год назад +2

    "Floppy Meat Mess" LOL I wait all week for Tuesdays!

  • @stonehillfarm866
    @stonehillfarm866 Год назад +7

    Love these stories!

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Год назад +13

    Using the watch beep as the ad read is gold Chucky D

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o Год назад +2

      I wouldn't of minded seeing a jelly fish on Joe's face

  • @mike_maclean5787
    @mike_maclean5787 Год назад +3

    Just watched the movie The Menu yesterday and Mark would definitely be dying at that restaurant lol

  • @ole_limberlegs
    @ole_limberlegs Год назад +6

    Mark said he couldn't come up with Neil DeGrasse Tyson being called "dark matter" somehow I doubt that. I think his brain writes jokes without him knowing. 😂

  • @SkaegSkater
    @SkaegSkater Год назад

    59:38 American here who sacked up and moved to Denmark. It's pretty amazing.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +4

    `I think the guy who sings the end theme sounds like Chuck.

  • @wedderboom
    @wedderboom Год назад +5

    Well this just makes me feel terrific. Happy Tuesday chaps!

  • @U.F.O_0908
    @U.F.O_0908 Год назад +2

    Happy to hear the Safari was a good experience! It's true, hippos are some of the most dangerous animals in the wild. And they can run faster than most people.

  • @TicklepennyLane
    @TicklepennyLane Год назад +3

    I relate when they're not shy about knowing 3/4 of something

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Год назад +7

    15:34 When you think you've heard it all ... ... Mark comes up what has to be a new slang term

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 2 месяца назад

    37:07 - Mark didn't even notice what made Joe laugh like that there 😂

  • @rustyshackleford5711
    @rustyshackleford5711 Год назад +3

    Appreciated the Jozef Stumpel reference :)

  • @ramkorndef
    @ramkorndef Год назад +6

    Mark’s airplane/travel stories give me so much anxiety. 😣

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +3

    "I'm a straight man": proceeds to do a persuasive essay about how a penis looks better than a vulva.

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Год назад +16

    Joe, Mark & Sam Morril all were highly credited yesterday by Greg Fitzsdog in 1st 5mins of "Sunday Papers" pod # 149
    Said how Sam's "...part of a group of guys coming out of NY that's really has been a big part of comedy & I don't think Im underselling this. I think there's a handful of these guys, him and Mark Normand and Joe List and they've really have pushed comedy onto RUclips in a way it wasn't there before ..."

  • @RobBarrettgolfs
    @RobBarrettgolfs Год назад +3

    😂😂😂😂 you boys make my day

  • @robertcastillo9754
    @robertcastillo9754 Год назад

    New Tuesgay here. Lovin it. I'm addicted Jerry!

  • @jencook3287
    @jencook3287 Год назад +1

    Ole Sandy!😆

  • @johnforeman634
    @johnforeman634 Год назад

    I knew it was Course! I yelled “course, course! I beat you queefs!

  • @zachmerrill840
    @zachmerrill840 Год назад

    I always thought the line was call me heretic call me what you will. That’s funny.

  • @jellyroll59
    @jellyroll59 Год назад

    Thanks for the daily SBD's

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla Год назад

    55:33 this is why Joe List is the best

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Год назад

    I lost it at Ralphie May! I cannot wait to see you both live!

  • @thomascurran9562
    @thomascurran9562 Год назад

    RUclips needs to start adding this to my homepage

  • @danielpaiva5362
    @danielpaiva5362 Год назад

    Best pod worldwide.

  • @michaelp8995
    @michaelp8995 Год назад +2

    I love this

  • @Kzds4909
    @Kzds4909 Год назад

    Just watched Fourth of July. Loved it and I know Joe won't take the compliment but he was great. Thanks for the pods fellas. I always look forward to them.

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS Год назад

    9000 Patreons is crazy. Happy for you guys

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy Год назад +8

    Poor Mark's wife. I was shaking my head, like, dude you didn't check your flights when flying international? My god man, you really are hilariously aloof.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Год назад

    Favorite podcast in the world

  • @chriscee3981
    @chriscee3981 Год назад

    Did Mark just say fuck it to the new Rolex? Made me chuckle hard when his watch beeped and it made Joe groan loud lol

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 Год назад

    Funny stuff boys!!!
    Much love!!!!

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 Год назад +2

    Look fellas, we don’t mind that you prerecord episodes, but we’re gonna bust your balls when you are talking about Christmas and World Cup soccer a month after it’s over. 😂. Buy some bunion stories from Newman! Love the beeping Timex!

  • @r.l.5812
    @r.l.5812 Год назад

    I just watched Joe's comedy special from last year it was from Comedy Central. Joe is one of the funniest comics out there! And without a single joke about ovaltine! And I'm glad you made it back with your marriage intact Mark!

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 Год назад +1

    Don't forget Blue Line Jackson, Penalty Box Jones, and Sticks Washington.

    • @shugarbage
      @shugarbage Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Год назад

      @@shugarbage 😃 👍 👊

  • @stanleykubik1778
    @stanleykubik1778 Год назад

    Kurt Russel is down there, with an eyepatch 😂😂😂

  • @mkmstillstackin
    @mkmstillstackin Год назад +1

    Yoo Whoo, Honeymoon Part duex!

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 Год назад +1

    Well done!

  • @gelooso
    @gelooso Год назад

    yes, come in everything mark

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie Год назад +2

    I can’t get enough of this pod gays. Just going through the popular tab and watching all the top ones. Any hidden gems with low views I should know about? Thanks anyways queefs

    • @binimgarten8696
      @binimgarten8696 Год назад +3

      Why even select? Go through them all in chronological order, it's a good time and ensures that you get all references.

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie Год назад +1

      @@binimgarten8696 very true, I'll do that

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie Год назад +1

      @@binimgarten8696 they've actually got me wanting to start Seinfeld

  • @ruggedmeetsrefined5345
    @ruggedmeetsrefined5345 Год назад +3

    “It’s a jump to conclusions mat.”

  • @floydawaight49
    @floydawaight49 Год назад

    Glad you two made it, your lady is a keeper, ya Queefer... PeaceOrELSE

  • @mikemorrison281
    @mikemorrison281 Год назад +1

    Blueberry fish. I died.

  • @jayneblue2
    @jayneblue2 Год назад +5

    House prices in NJ? Sounds like Joe hasn't given up on the shore living yet 👣🏖👣

  • @eg_mike22
    @eg_mike22 Год назад +2

    Of course Mark gets a free dinner from a Michelin star restaurant 😂

  • @vednev6931
    @vednev6931 Год назад +2

    It’s alllllll pipes !

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 Год назад +3

    World Star Hippo

  • @dannyboy4767
    @dannyboy4767 Год назад

    Punisher is so good cmon 🤣

  • @henergy_
    @henergy_ Год назад

    hell yea oxnard in april ill be there!

  • @ruggedmeetsrefined5345
    @ruggedmeetsrefined5345 Год назад

    The pod drops at midnight like clockwork on RUclips.

  • @Killakallie92
    @Killakallie92 Год назад +1

    Nice hair cut Mark! 👍👀🔥

  • @csablan3829
    @csablan3829 Год назад +1

    Lol, they covered the clock.. The reason they brought the clock into the room because they never knew where they were during the episode time slot. So goddamn funny.

  • @bobjr2646
    @bobjr2646 Год назад +2

    Sorry Mark this happens so much you don’t get to complain about your lack of planning anymore

  • @TheGUDL716
    @TheGUDL716 Год назад +5

    I miss Gregg

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o Год назад +1

      The MainCoon is missed

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 Год назад +2

    "Look, buddy, you gotta step on it. I don't care about your dumb food origins... I gotta go back to Africa!" I love when Normand throws out a line so bizarre it kills Joe for a full minute.

  • @joefondu
    @joefondu Год назад

    See you in Denver!

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Год назад +2

    This episode is epic. Stop stressing list

  • @imnotbenavery9220
    @imnotbenavery9220 Год назад +1

    48:11
    joe does a leopard impression

    • @NYCerious
      @NYCerious Год назад

      Took me a few times but I got it 😂

  • @jonathan2nightingale194
    @jonathan2nightingale194 Год назад +1

    Kruger Industrial Smoothing.

  • @danithedime
    @danithedime Год назад

    been a big fan of we might be drunk since 2020, but just discovered this today.

  • @Alew8
    @Alew8 Год назад +4

    Surf’s up!

  • @scully6703
    @scully6703 Год назад +2

    Amazing episode. Look waiter I gotta go back to Africa

  • @audiogus2651
    @audiogus2651 Год назад

    49:23 what the hell was that?

  • @M_C__studio
    @M_C__studio Год назад +1

    Great episode guys 🍑🌬️

  • @NYCerious
    @NYCerious Год назад +9

    My father's gay

  • @retroworld1971
    @retroworld1971 Год назад

    Ha in Perth Australia we had a ‘restaurant’ called Slick Chicks that u ate food off the ‘Ladies’
    Not sure how that ever got passed health inspectors !

  • @tuesgayy
    @tuesgayy Год назад +16

    I wish each episode started off with a perfect fart ❤

  • @philprice6242
    @philprice6242 Год назад

    Thank you so much for saying that. We're so fucking lucky. Literally nothing is perfect.

  • @kingoftheseamusic
    @kingoftheseamusic Год назад

    Best duo since Pinky and Perky

  • @coppercoleman1519
    @coppercoleman1519 Год назад

    Another great episode all mark no 5 head NERD

  • @MaxBeamer
    @MaxBeamer Год назад +2

    are the matching outfits planned or just a coincidence?? lol

  • @paulkuch420
    @paulkuch420 Год назад

    It's (Jozef) Joseph Stumple...
    Mike Greir, Tony McKegney

  • @GravyTrainDD81
    @GravyTrainDD81 Год назад

    Park West baby !!!!

  • @AshkonHobooti
    @AshkonHobooti Год назад

    Love the jeans.

  • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
    @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Год назад +1

    Now you understand how Aussies feel we have to travel 24 hours to get anywhere near the rest of the world!