Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @rekososa3175
    @rekososa3175 Год назад +104

    This is my favorite comedy podcast

    • @craigwatson4565
      @craigwatson4565 Год назад +2

      Same

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Год назад +5

      Thanks guys! I was wondering what your favourite podcast is...What about your favourite color?

    • @KyleTMcN
      @KyleTMcN Год назад +5

      JasminLondon having a rough day/week/winter/year/life 😂

    • @jsmnzgb
      @jsmnzgb Год назад

      @@KyleTMcN Wow that was so funny! You should’ve put two of those emojis! You should try comedy…

    • @ervxpi4728
      @ervxpi4728 Год назад +1

      Elaborate

  • @michaelmcvey679
    @michaelmcvey679 Год назад +24

    The background of the studio looks like Nestlé Drumsticks....give it a goog

  • @amberdoty1392
    @amberdoty1392 Год назад +35

    🏋🏻‍♂️ Joe Lifts
    Marks Sets & Reps
    For the algo!!

  • @theferbie28
    @theferbie28 Год назад +63

    2 minutes in and this ep’s energy/synergy is top shelf COMEDY, folks.

    • @rashesthippo
      @rashesthippo Год назад +6

      absolute equinox of an ep!

    • @lonewolf604
      @lonewolf604 Год назад +2

      @@rashesthippo they really equinox'd it outta the park

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Год назад

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @michaelmcvey679
      @michaelmcvey679 Год назад

      "Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet" - Winston Wolf

    • @ifuckingh8you195
      @ifuckingh8you195 Год назад +1

      3 mins in and still going

  • @djkoenig
    @djkoenig Год назад +11

    "Are you on the list?" I AM THE LIST!

    • @ItsNotShakespeare
      @ItsNotShakespeare Год назад +1

      Listen to this, about a Joe List list, listing Joe Lists. Along with another list listing a Joe List' lists list which is the number of Joe lists the joe list list lists

  • @prod.holysmoke
    @prod.holysmoke Год назад +2

    “Surfs Up” & “my main man Mahomes” 😂😩😂 joes on fire 🔥💨💯

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy Год назад +60

    Mark’s gym: Hot Gay Sets
    Joe’s gym: JoNoChin Ups
    Chuck’s gym: Who We Kiddin’

    • @jeffnixon3179
      @jeffnixon3179 Год назад +9

      Good work, my other account

    • @nonaps
      @nonaps Год назад +4

      nice 3rd burner

  • @jackson_a95
    @jackson_a95 Год назад +22

    Finally Joe is getting in on those traumatic interactions with Jerry 😂

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham4875 Год назад +17

    Love that Marks thinking face is the same as him trying to fart😊

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Equanimity"
    "That's an Outkast album"🤣🤣

  • @AnthonySal
    @AnthonySal Год назад +10

    I don’t know about y’all but I’m loving these hour and 10 plus minute episodes! Longer the better! (That’s what she said) sorry I couldn’t resist.

    • @TheCBDemon
      @TheCBDemon Год назад

      Ohh an extra 10 minutes!? You realize people like RedBar do 7-8 hours casually.. this is nothing

    • @AnthonySal
      @AnthonySal Год назад

      @@TheCBDemon Okay? Do you feel better now? Am I allowed to enjoy something? Is that okay? Weirdo

  • @bwhipp
    @bwhipp Год назад +5

    Sweet Jesus the menace on the train story is killing me. This podcast is hilarious

  • @jonpablo1799
    @jonpablo1799 Год назад

    The body shop, goddamn it, the body shop

  • @jasonberkman7516
    @jasonberkman7516 Год назад +8

    These. Guys. Rock.

  • @nathanmeyer5364
    @nathanmeyer5364 Год назад +4

    Joe you are such a legend for that Jerry gag! Hilarious! Clip it for the algo! Hahaha

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t Год назад +1

    I gotta say, I usually come for Mark...but Joe List is really starting to grow on me lol...especially these last few eps. You guys are great!

  • @richardpeterson9449
    @richardpeterson9449 Год назад +9

    Great pod guys… thanks as always!!

  • @raylockwood6675
    @raylockwood6675 Год назад +16

    Chuck wins with "Weighting Room"

  • @ryanvincenec3511
    @ryanvincenec3511 Год назад +7

    6 mins in and this is unequivocally lunch. Liked the OutKast ref, Mark. Lol

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Год назад +10

    Great episode as usual and Joe's channel does have a g lot of great videos and short films

  • @gregoryunderwood4121
    @gregoryunderwood4121 Год назад

    OMG, these two just kill me! 😂😂😂

  • @MrCorgz
    @MrCorgz Год назад +2

    Gym Morrison's 24 hour fitness center. "Come on in The Doors are always open."

  • @wedderboom
    @wedderboom Год назад +35

    I forgot it was Tuesday. What a red hot happy surprise this is. Cheers gents. ChatGPT wrote that. It sounds just like me.🎉

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Год назад

      Is your father gay?

    • @wedderboom
      @wedderboom Год назад

      @@gtube1477 gayer than yours.

  • @b0ssatr0n91
    @b0ssatr0n91 Год назад +2

    I've never been to NYC so I love hearing these crazy subway experiences, I am imagining perfectly

  • @andrestein6022
    @andrestein6022 Год назад +8

    Thank God the wedding talk is finally over lol, it felt like months. But this episode was back to the good stuff

    • @HIGHTS
      @HIGHTS Год назад +1

      Agree lol

  • @siddhantkerhalkar8962
    @siddhantkerhalkar8962 Год назад

    Commenting for Algorithm!! This is one of my favorite podcasts!!

  • @MaxMaher
    @MaxMaher Год назад +2

    Slim Gym

  • @cammasterson1074
    @cammasterson1074 Год назад +8

    Great episode!

  • @jeffomalley100
    @jeffomalley100 Месяц назад

    Good shit. Mark you're the man brother.

  • @jeffmccloud905
    @jeffmccloud905 Год назад +5

    I live in Hawaii, but I fucked up and missed Mark, it was sold out. saw Mulaney a couple days ago, but still pissed I missed Mark.

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 Год назад +1

    These episodes should be called “lPlanes, Trains and Automobiles” because the stories involving Mark’s kooky travels and Joe’s crazy encounters all revolve around these things. I adore these two and always know I’m in for a ride when watching the pod. Gym names: Get Pumped or Hot People Only 😊

  • @spytown77
    @spytown77 Год назад +3

    Still Monday in Chicago Tuegays!

  • @jessrussovlogs
    @jessrussovlogs Год назад +5

    Always a great ep, love you guys.

  • @tuesgayy
    @tuesgayy Год назад +2

    The amount of happiness this pod provides me is insane

  • @chiefexec
    @chiefexec Год назад +1

    Best pod on earth

  • @JacobReaddy
    @JacobReaddy Год назад

    Just started doing comedy and discovering this podcast is gold Jerry!

  • @MikeyMac95
    @MikeyMac95 Год назад +6

    Marks gym should be called 'Normands Land' exclusive to Lesbians & foragers in the neutral strip

  • @daveb8795
    @daveb8795 Год назад +2

    Used to use Ether to inflate 18 wheeler tires. Queefs!

  • @danielguerrero5109
    @danielguerrero5109 Год назад

    Mark trying to mimic Joe do someone looking him up killed me 😆

  • @charleyhansen4866
    @charleyhansen4866 Год назад +1

    The 2 greatest comedians on this podcast. Be humble

  • @emilyschwerdtfeger19
    @emilyschwerdtfeger19 2 месяца назад

    These two are in my top favorite comedians. I wish y'all would let me do your social media. I know exactly how to repurpose your old sets and get them pushed out there where people will enjoy them!

  • @dogpaint5499
    @dogpaint5499 Год назад +5

    Love it!

  • @dustystephens7387
    @dustystephens7387 Год назад

    “Yeah, that checks out” 😂😂

  • @Gabagool101
    @Gabagool101 Год назад

    I feel like that could be a bit Mark at 40:36. Lol so true

  • @caless8693
    @caless8693 Год назад

    Joe pulling that shirt out from behind him, giving it a look of disdain and casting it aside was LUNCH!

  • @aname206
    @aname206 Год назад +4

    i went to the doctor today for joe syndrome.

    • @aname206
      @aname206 Год назад +1

      atmospheric jerry!

  • @MotivatedRat
    @MotivatedRat Год назад +1

    4:25 that was cool sound effect

  • @emilyhenderson1740
    @emilyhenderson1740 Год назад +1

    Great stories this week

  • @jayneblue2
    @jayneblue2 Год назад +3

    1:08:15 Hell YEAH to FUNBEARABLE podcast shout out !! 🤣🤣
    Love Tuesdays but Funbearable & Bad Friends regularly make me laugh out loud.

  • @MikeyMac95
    @MikeyMac95 Год назад +5

    "It's where gays go to frollick"

  • @kingoftheseamusic
    @kingoftheseamusic Год назад +13

    These two legend could've been on the cast of Mad Men, and even get their own spin off.

  • @AnthonySal
    @AnthonySal Год назад

    How does Marks channel have almost 600K subs and Joe only has 55K!!?? Cmon people!! Show Joe some fuckin love and go subscribe.

  • @JuanFCerda
    @JuanFCerda Год назад +1

    Joe is such a generous co-host. So cute.

  • @mwara2444
    @mwara2444 Год назад

    I love Hawaii, it's like a big warm hug from god. The locals are amazing people too

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 Год назад +7

    okay Joe,even though you blew it with Jerry for life,you still look like chosen people with the glasses,so the city KOOKS know who to chase in the streets.

  • @veddermn8
    @veddermn8 Год назад +1

    Right Said Shred? Sets Appeal? Thrust Never Sleeps?

  • @reihanawhite6678
    @reihanawhite6678 Год назад +3

    yooo Joe,.... I watched your new special,, attacked by anxiety,... broooo that shit was insane funny ,... gotta watch it again

  • @floydawaight49
    @floydawaight49 Год назад +2

    "SWEATY SWELTERS"

  • @pamrussell1972
    @pamrussell1972 Год назад +6

    Love u gays, guaranteed to always make me laugh thank you Never stop queffing

  • @skate4life809
    @skate4life809 Год назад

    Sorry about the Hawaii shows. Loved having ya. Comedy!

  • @rhettlink9805
    @rhettlink9805 Год назад

    THAT checks out
    🤣😉✊🏿

  • @dylanmackay1657
    @dylanmackay1657 Год назад

    Saw Mark in Calgary. Great time!

  • @MsDontaskme12
    @MsDontaskme12 Год назад +7

    Marks gym could be Mark, Set, Go.
    gonna queef myself im gay

  • @tommasograsso6449
    @tommasograsso6449 Год назад +2

    Need that Gym Normand movie!

  • @MrBelongings
    @MrBelongings Год назад +1

    You gotta clip the Seinfeld story

  • @alpha1660
    @alpha1660 Год назад +1

    Joe was totally right that he didnt do the Ben Bailey bit justice. Even knowing the punch its worth the listen

  • @bzmarkie2
    @bzmarkie2 Год назад

    Lifting Out Loud; Killer Sets

  • @ZeppyCustoms
    @ZeppyCustoms Год назад

    Equanimity being an Outkast Album was great! That popped in my head too. 🤣😂😂🤣😂 #aquemini

  • @benjaminnurthen
    @benjaminnurthen Год назад +1

    Joe and Mark open a gym together: "Dumbbells," tagline: Just lift a bit
    Joe's gym: "The Set List," tagline: Come if you hate yourself
    Mark's gym: "Veinies," tagline: We're out to crunch

  • @katiemarkusson715
    @katiemarkusson715 Год назад

    Gymsim mines! 💎💎💎💎 “we will mine the strength outta you”

  • @Jeremy-th5pt
    @Jeremy-th5pt Год назад

    "Don't overcook the steak. It defeats it's own purpose. You're burning it!"

  • @jrqader1140
    @jrqader1140 Год назад +9

    😂 they named the ep Joe-nasium….also Chuck definitely googed those gym names

  • @Justabigbeaver
    @Justabigbeaver Год назад

    fitness monster is gold jerry!

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Год назад

    I cannot wait to see you guys in the flesh! If you 2 do meet and greets I will flip!

  • @Frozen_Bean
    @Frozen_Bean Год назад +4

    Average Joe's gym like from the movie dodge ball.

  • @Buk99
    @Buk99 Год назад

    Tuesgaysium! 🙈
    I’ll get my sweat pants.

  • @WhoGuyThat
    @WhoGuyThat Год назад +26

    I know they love Jerry and we all do too but he seems like the epitome of "Never meet your heroes" seems like a real buzzkill to hang around

    • @xmathmanx
      @xmathmanx Год назад +3

      I don't know how any Seinfeld fan would be surprised at how he is IRL, similar with Larry David, they are open books, and I would love to meet either one

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Год назад +1

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @xmathmanx
      @xmathmanx Год назад

      @@AgendaInMind you are presenting this interesting theory as fact, you shouldn't do that

    • @WhoGuyThat
      @WhoGuyThat Год назад

      @@AgendaInMind bro WHAT

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 Год назад +1

      ​@@AgendaInMind Ya but still!

  • @biancadistefano7612
    @biancadistefano7612 Год назад +1

    I love this podcast bc there are no guests!👍

  • @margaretlapell2461
    @margaretlapell2461 Год назад

    Every Tuesday morning I open RUclips while I'm getting ready first thing that pops up is Tuesdays with stories.... But today I scrolled way, way, way down probably 35 videos and it was nowhere to be seen. Had to search for it, so you're not wrong about the algorithm doing something!

  • @mwara2444
    @mwara2444 Год назад

    St.Louisan all my life, never heard Missouri loves company, although I have pronounced Missouri as Misery. Winters aren't great, and it stopped snowing here in the past 15 years. We used to get a foot of snow every winter, now nothing

  • @dannyl-p1543
    @dannyl-p1543 Год назад

    Hopefully I can hit my goals at the CheckMark this year

  • @ajfp2k8
    @ajfp2k8 Год назад +4

    the one pump chumps ! for the gym name!

  • @theovonmiller7811
    @theovonmiller7811 Год назад

    Seeing you boys in March!

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 Год назад

    "she's spotting*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 Год назад +2

    Who's Who of Hooterville!

  • @nigheist003
    @nigheist003 Год назад

    Harold and Maude is a great movie!!!

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Год назад

    Good morning from the west coast fellas!

  • @kylewtracy
    @kylewtracy Год назад

    love the pod

  • @cortneyrollo3196
    @cortneyrollo3196 Год назад +1

    I can’t get over the fact that Mark can’t see that these are not gym names, they are clearly merch ideas 😂😂

  • @garydaly
    @garydaly Год назад +2

    "...herpes riddled no chin..." Fuck I'm still laughin'

  • @christophervance1165
    @christophervance1165 Год назад

    Cruisin’ Joe’s Gymnasium!

  • @patrickoneal4961
    @patrickoneal4961 Год назад +2

    Peppercorn 🦾........

  • @funky_features51
    @funky_features51 Год назад +1

    Amazing

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu Год назад +3

    The visual of Joe smelling Chris DiStefano's hand and making jokes about it is so hilarious.
    Similar things have happened to me, around teachers, work bosses, etc... Making the joke to soon and pretty sure they heard me and said nothing .. But I didn't admire any of those particularly and it bothered me .. can't imagine the discomfort it caused Joe haha

  • @Familyguy91091
    @Familyguy91091 Год назад +2

    "Hot Sets" for gym name. 🏋️‍♂️

  • @chuckcarmichael7835
    @chuckcarmichael7835 Месяц назад

    The Kooks in the Big City are frightening

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Год назад +1

    They call it equinox cuz most people go twice a year...

  • @BOSprodz
    @BOSprodz Год назад

    Step and repeat can be one of Mark's gym stickers

  • @The-D-Hoyt
    @The-D-Hoyt Год назад +1

    "Chloroform was gradually replaced in the first half of the 20th century by the safer (although highly inflammable) ether, which is still used as an inexpensive anaesthetic today in some developing nations. The use of both chloroform and ether in Western nations effectively disappeared with the discovery of safer alternatives such as halothane and desflurane."

  • @patrickbaginski
    @patrickbaginski Год назад +1

    “Tuesdays with supersets”