Not that anyone will read this but. The false start rule has to do with a 3 point stance. The only lineman allowed to look back are ones not in a 3 point stance where his hand is on the ground. A 2 point stance with no hand in the ground is allowed to move bc a 3 point stance is considered "set". In a 2 point stance "set" is just stay still for a second. And you are allowed to move into a 3 point stance from a 2 point stance at any time and that requires movement. So movement in a 2 point stance is allowed.
55:40 I remember my cousins getting boxing gloves for Christmas and within minutes someone got hit too hard or something was 'unfair', or some other personal beef would be revealed. From then on anytime a friend had boxing gloves I would sit back and watch the the same thing happen as I smiled haha.
Joe.. the qp can then reset the offense… that’s why when they run up to spike the ball at the end of the game, to stop the clock… They say Brady up on the line, waiting for the offense to get set. They gotta be still just before the actual hike
You make a great point with the false start, Joe List. I've wondered the same thing........the NFL still hasn't figured out what constitutes a catch so I'm not surprised an explanation hasn't been given
It's adhesive left behind from when the Tuesdays with stories walls literally fell apart around them. It was falling off and curling over their faces while they were talking it was hilarious.
a friend of mine went to the dentist when she was in her early 20s, they said she had like 10 cavities that all needed filling. She said, 'ok, let me go make some money and I'll come back and get them done'. So, she saved money for a few months and then for whatever reason actually went to a different dentist and she said, 'ok, take my money I have 10 cavities', and they said, 'lady, you have zero cavities, get out of here'.
Rich people starting moving up town to avoid the tenements of down town and that is when all the townhouses and buildings in the UWS were built. Watch the series "the knick " which shows this phenomenon
Joe your premise of false start is wrong.. you can move around at the neck, hip, waist etc and still be set. It’s your feet and hand that are set… can’t move those
These queefs really crank out the pods!!! I aint never gonna stop watching Tuesgays with stories!!!!! Its quite frankly the best.
Loooove a queef crank.
love the william montgomery reference you threw in there
The chemistry between these two is delightfully demented 😂 The puns are out of control!
Not that anyone will read this but. The false start rule has to do with a 3 point stance. The only lineman allowed to look back are ones not in a 3 point stance where his hand is on the ground. A 2 point stance with no hand in the ground is allowed to move bc a 3 point stance is considered "set". In a 2 point stance "set" is just stay still for a second. And you are allowed to move into a 3 point stance from a 2 point stance at any time and that requires movement. So movement in a 2 point stance is allowed.
Reffing any good games this weekend?? Asking for a friend of course xoxox
The Dikembe Mutombo dirty talk and Mark waving the Mutombo finger made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt
When Joe said, "The baby shoots up and says his first words".... I burst out laughing and shit my pants.
Best freaking pod in the business period!! I can’t believe how good these 2 are together! Thanks guys!
Man do I look forward to this podcast every week ❤
Same
Best thing about Mondays.
😂 dying from the tree stand story
"Elf with a glock"
Holy fuck my stoned brain needed that visual
Chuck is the man with the quick editing and early posting the vid every week!!!!
Vote for Chuck not Chucky this is aint childs play, mother f*^%#
-geto boys
🌈🌈🌈
@@chuckstaton we do miss shelboooo haha nah chucks the man!
These shows are taped weeks in advance.
Normand brings his A game for List. Normand kinda just shows up for Sam.
Joes the quickest gun in the west
Sam is a great comic but sucks at podcasting . IMO
Probably because List is more challenging & high octane compared to sam
Normand never ‘just shows up’.
Joe is on the exact same comedic frequency as Mark's.
57:20 "cream... the band cream..." got me. I'm brushing my teeth and I howled.
when they’re talking about Joe’s wart, Joe says”I do want to wear heels and blow guy” I was dying,
😂😂😂
Hell yea Mark! Good for you for icing that a hole 👍🏾😂 Comedy!
I miss all of you guys! You make my Tuesdays before they're legally born!
And meanwhile I’m wearing an Allen Iverson jersey calling her Dikembe Mutombo…..where else are you getting that line?? 😂😂😂😂😂
11:40 if mark is like "Bleep it" you know list is on fire
Happy Coosday. Long-time laughing, yet new to subscribe. All the best to the Pearl Jam of podcasting.
What a great episode! Mark and Joe are perfect together!
Mark throwing the paper cup and being surprised it hits him in the head is an all time recurring pod bit.
Omg when Mark says "oh shes got the john deer model" i almost spit my drink out laughing 😂🚜
know you didn't
Chuck is the man. He posts Tuesdays on Mondays
He made me think today was Tuesday 😅
Chuck sux... and just doxxed himself. kid's mud
its tuesdays in australia so it works still
y is a reply missing??
actually he dont-- he does post on tuesdays
The idea for the realistic horror movie reminds me of the beginning of Beau is Afraid
time for some smiles and laughs! thanks for making every Tuesday that much better boys.
As Chris Distefano said, you can tell when a man has started making money by the amount of ankle he shows on his pants.. Normand is making it.
Nothing like a gnome showing you his handgun. Classic American Christmas
Mark bringing in some extra energy this ep!
I can't wait for 10 episodes from now to hear Joe talk about watching Washington in the natty.
New ep is early fire chuck
55:40 I remember my cousins getting boxing gloves for Christmas and within minutes someone got hit too hard or something was 'unfair', or some other personal beef would be revealed. From then on anytime a friend had boxing gloves I would sit back and watch the the same thing happen as I smiled haha.
Love you guys ! Great show as always
Will now exclusively refer to Madonna as "Calzonè Pizzaria"
This one’s a keeper. Both on fire. Pure magic.
love the regular episodes for the patreon. new subscriber here!
“I’ve been charging the vibrator for six months”😂😂😂
I never even received my Christmas picture lol.
Best pod out there
“Jubble tech” - Can’t believe Chuck got away with that one.
Joe.. the qp can then reset the offense… that’s why when they run up to spike the ball at the end of the game, to stop the clock…
They say Brady up on the line, waiting for the offense to get set.
They gotta be still just before the actual hike
Godzilla, the best movie out now
100.
Godzilla just needs a girlfriend, wink wink
No one quiet stirs a drink like Joe List
“You got the John Deer?!”
You make a great point with the false start, Joe List. I've wondered the same thing........the NFL still hasn't figured out what constitutes a catch so I'm not surprised an explanation hasn't been given
I finally joined the patreon, hell of a good time folks🤌🤌🤌
About time ! I need my Tuesgay fix
The random coffee cup stuck behind Joe
please magic eraser that brown smudge to the left of joe's head I keep thinking it's on my goddamn phone 😂
It's adhesive left behind from when the Tuesdays with stories walls literally fell apart around them. It was falling off and curling over their faces while they were talking it was hilarious.
Always funny but it’s even more hilarious when they make wild claims like confident 3 year olds.
Shout out from Texas to the king of content joe 🤴 and the cheif queef mark and what up big chuck
Matt mccusker calling the gambling hot line for rock, paper, scissors tips
Joe NEEDS to see the movie, ‘poor things’. It’ll blow his balls clean off ❤😂
Yo! What happened to Mark's watch beep coming into the ads? Don't you dare stop doing that! Guaranteed chuckle from me every week
I heard it going into and coming out of the ad around 28:15
Saw Mark the day after christmas in Fairhaven Mass. It was the best live comedy i have ever seen
He played Fairhaven??? Where?
My favorite podcast.
18:03 Sam and Mark talked guns on WMBD and now Mark is talking 8mm Glocks.😂😂😂 I love to hear non gun people talk about guns.
I think that was the joke 😆. Sam likes the .22 . What a wimp 😆
@@trkddydidn’t he say the 44 magnum was his fav? Or some revolver?
The kooks at the tree lot are the worst. Reminds me of that movie Violent Night. Better film that we expected!!
a friend of mine went to the dentist when she was in her early 20s, they said she had like 10 cavities that all needed filling. She said, 'ok, let me go make some money and I'll come back and get them done'. So, she saved money for a few months and then for whatever reason actually went to a different dentist and she said, 'ok, take my money I have 10 cavities', and they said, 'lady, you have zero cavities, get out of here'.
Was this person named Christina Pazhitzsky
Yeah dentist are scummy liars for most part always get 3 to 5 opinions minimum and aim for dentist who own their own clinic.
No, her name is Sheila. Did this happen to Christina P, as well?@@johns4719
good editing
Nark Morgan
Low Jist
Joe I think that's your best tshirt. Nice dude! ❤
47:07 good thing no one could ever find out his address Joe... 😅
Seriously, someone call Raanan! 😂
"The Seed " by the Roots is the song I think.
give 'em the boot the roots and radicals
My radio is spitting at me
wow this joe list guy is REALLY FUNNY 👍
Joe List whamming out to old dude rock n roll and ripping out his headphone and causing himself pain would be a great opening scene for his next film
**Extract of tse tse fly for the warts. Ask your doc about it. 💗
Give em a flinch and they take a queef
Agree, I have wondered about the looking back and why it aint a false start.....wtf......
When does forehead become tophead?
Hey can you guys put the logo’s on the screen for the ad’s so we know when to …buy stuff?
mark, bro, you were supposed to offer to look after the baby so they could go see madonna. catch up.
Let my love open the door
It's almost like having friends
The seed 2.0 by the Roots. Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz. And let's live for today by the Grass roots.
These guys make tuesdays bareable for us tuesgays!
Rich people starting moving up town to avoid the tenements of down town and that is when all the townhouses and buildings in the UWS were built. Watch the series "the knick " which shows this phenomenon
Kooks Avenue Heartache!
Where’s the Wilkes barre mansion? I want to join the group that gets top tier comedians every year
A goog tells me its likely the Westmore Land Club(high end club) or West End Wheelmen's Club(could also fit the match)
Must Queef TV is gold, Jerry! Gold.
ICED HIM....CHECK MATE!!
Great cab story
Katt Williams vs Rogan & his 6 unfunny friend's! 😂
I doubt Rogan counts List as a friend.
Yeah these two are absolutely not who he meant. A blind man could see these are real comedians. He meant kershnin and shit.
@@bp4861 absolutely. We all know 4 of the people he meant. Segura, Chrysler, Callen, and Brenda Shwabe
@@bp4861 just thought of the last two . Duncan, and the guy who owns Tenth planet ju jitsu Eddie Bravo
Did you know Katt was a genius kid who was reading 3,000 books a year? 🐃💩
Joe your premise of false start is wrong.. you can move around at the neck, hip, waist etc and still be set.
It’s your feet and hand that are set… can’t move those
"Her real name is Calzone Pizzeria, or something" 😆
Joe’s dad being the same age as Madonna is not crazy at all to anyone under 40. She seems older than hell and got famous in a different century
Mark explaining what superficial means (obviously wrong) while Joe agrees IS GOLD JERRY!
I think Madonna’s real name is vegetable lasagna, Jerry.
Grabbing the fat roll was hilarious.
Nicolette Scorsese has no relation to Martin
Super woppy 😅
Hey hey its Mongays
An all timer
Thats hot....😂
is it westmoreland club in wilkes barre?
They say baseball is 3 minutes of action...jam packed into 3 hours. 😅
Next year it will have been 30 years since Pearl Jam put out a good album. Oooof.
Yeah it's so embarrassing to like such mediocre shit.
joe baby if on the o-line your feet can’t move or hand come off the line. you twist all you want
2:12 David Flincher
the seed, maybe?
the roots
12:03 so funny