Mark constantly wants Jerry’s approval and friendship, gets a sliver and schedules a paparazzi moment. The complete opposite of playing it cool. Can’t believe Joe didn’t squash this idea.
Mark about to talk about Jerry had me pause the video to go get a glass of ice water. Then my cat followed me to my room. Then i thought of the old episodes on the couch with Mark's cat. I miss Mark's cat
do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp... Oh that's karma....no, that's Kramer
Mark hiring Sal to take pictures from OUTSIDE the diner of Mark & Seinfeld is a) completely insane (and I love it) b) you seinfeld’ed Seinfeld Jerry! That is a 100% Seinfeld in 2024 bit right there! 53:03
I have this friend who thinks she's a "fun aunt" but the stuff she does is really not for the kids so much as for her own self-image. To have a genuine bond with a child you have to be genuine with them and get to know them. Not just whisk them away on whatever you think a good adventure is.
@@TheDJOblivionYeah, paraphrasing a version of that old hack joke that opinions are like KISS albums, everyone has at least one and they all still SUCK.
At some point I started imagining Jerry watching this fan duo trying to curb their enthusiasm about Mark meeting him and strategize for maximum results..
56:11 Don't do it, Mark, remember that time he went crazy when Larry King suggested Seinfeld was cancelled? I got a feeling he's going to do the same to you: "You want me to open for you? Mark, do you know who I am?"
For ages i thought Mark just desperately wanted Jerry as a friend. I know believe he just wants the notoriety of being associated with him. Kind of a bummer to hear.
I didn’t even understand this whole “hire a paparazzi to spy on my breakfast with Jerry, who I didn’t tell that I hired someone to paparazzi us”. Like, what was he thinking? It’s just bizarre and cringe.
Mark trying to hire a papparazzo to take a photo of him and jerry getting breakfast is proof they're not friends. Once you stop thinking of it like that is when you can get into friend territory. Nonetheless good for you.
Gary Gulman as your 1st Stand up set seen is amazing! Mine was a disappointing Jay Mohr BUT his "opener" was an already hilarious Bert Kreischer!!! That was fun to figure out years later when he found his own fame. Bert was absolutely the star that night though and in my mind he was just some random guy.
if mark had bo prior knowledge of that, he should quit performing at whatever weird comedy club that "incident"(supposed publicity stunt?) was at. what a bizarre situation. the fans in attendance should get all their monies back to
I love this pod but BOY are they like a month behind. I’ve heard Mark on other shows and he’s already done and queefed with Seinfeld ages ago but in this episode he hasn’t even spoken with him yet. 😮
The picture story sounds like an episode of Seinfeld or Curb. Except Mark needed to go meet Sal somewhere to see the pics and Jerry walks by and sees them
one of the funniest parts of this podcast is how the set is a slowly deteriorating walk-in closet
Ironic cause it'll be the same closet they come out of
@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 What?these TuesGays came out of the closet 12 years ago. Their fathers are also gay.
The brown on the wall by Joe always makes me think my screens dirty 😂
@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 bruh 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣
These guys came out of the closet faster then my fathers boyfriend when he used to jerk off in there with the door open.
The irony of watching Mark plot how to act naturally with Seinfeld.
Trying to get a photo
Such a wild story. Doesn't wanna ask so you hire your friend to take a pic. So funny and insane at the same time.
@@tomhinkle9433also ends up annoying him way more than if he just asked for a pic then moved on 😂
Simply insane story! I could badly listen, it just felt so painful… Oh Mark.
Mark constantly wants Jerry’s approval and friendship, gets a sliver and schedules a paparazzi moment. The complete opposite of playing it cool. Can’t believe Joe didn’t squash this idea.
Scheming for the Seinfeld photo sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would push Jerry to never text back.
He should’ve kept that one as a Patreon exclusive lol
🤗This one was special. There was a great flow. Even better then normal.
Thank You for all the laughs🤗
Mark about to talk about Jerry had me pause the video to go get a glass of ice water. Then my cat followed me to my room. Then i thought of the old episodes on the couch with Mark's cat. I miss Mark's cat
Bring back the Maine Coon
Greg
@@rileygally2967 I miss Greg:( I hope he is doing well
Im glad after a looong haaarrrd Monday these two queefs can put me in a better mood. Now I dont have to commit Slip and Slide 😅
Lol Mark hitting himself in the face with his own coffee cup at 23:45 is hilarious
Never seen a man so petrified 🤣
I think this is actually the second episode in a row too 🤣
That flinch! 😂😂😂
Joe looks 1/3 bald
5/8*
@@PolishGypski7/16
@@PolishGypskibetter than 3/5ths
It's that damn leaf blower
It’s a 5 HEAD.
took 3 minutes 45 seconds for Joe to mention that he's a father lol
That photo plot with jerry is a great curb your enthusiasm bit!! #curb
salacuse is the kramer of the comedy world. somehow connected to everyone, and somehow successfully fumbling through life.
do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp... Oh that's karma....no, that's Kramer
*$45 for three tickets! Tell us another one, Grampa Joe!*
Mark hiring Sal to take pictures from OUTSIDE the diner of Mark & Seinfeld is a) completely insane (and I love it) b) you seinfeld’ed Seinfeld Jerry! That is a 100% Seinfeld in 2024 bit right there! 53:03
this pod is such a gem. i’m very happy i stumbled on it… im hooked!
Great Ep, Mark nervous about Jerry is always a fun listen
I absolutely love the ongoing Mark/Seinfeld texting saga. 😊
No podcast better than this 🙌🔥
I wonder if Jerry has ever watched and seen Mark explain his schemes to be besties 😂. .. Whaaat's with these stalkers?! (Jerry voice)
@@dwainbryan6037clearly this is your very first time watching this pod, and that’s okay you’ll get caught up with the rest of us.
I've been bingeing like 200 episodes of this podcast and it never gets old. Shoutout to The Gays™️
Agreed and samesies
@@TrickTracy-of1blgross
Me too!
After hearing him "Giggity Goo!!" I'm convinced Normand should play Quagmire in live action Family Guy.
Same act. (Alright We're having fun)😂
Being on a PJ with CK is all fun and games until he asks you to POV a HJ.
That’s how Joe got HPV
Joe's into that kind of thing, how do you think he got herpes?
Batman couldn’t get that Salacuse story out of me wtf 😂 😂
I have this friend who thinks she's a "fun aunt" but the stuff she does is really not for the kids so much as for her own self-image. To have a genuine bond with a child you have to be genuine with them and get to know them. Not just whisk them away on whatever you think a good adventure is.
Ahead of their time. My faith in humanity will increase significantly when this show hits a million subscribers.
Why this is 1 of the worst comedian podcast.
@@justinwhitten5975 it’s one of the best actually.
Most people are either ignorant or stupid, usually both. Therefore, this will never be that, I mean just look at what that refard said above me.
@@justinwhitten5975 did the gays tag team your wife or something? 😂😂 All of your comments on their channel are straight hating
@@TheDJOblivionYeah, paraphrasing a version of that old hack joke that opinions are like KISS albums, everyone has at least one and they all still SUCK.
Jerry is at beacon like 5 days after Mark. Also, excited to see Mark there this Saturday!!
I don’t get any product put in my hair after haircuts either. No product.
Joe would be the guy to get his nephew something he’d want for himself smh lol
The wall paper peeling like Turturro’s hotel room in Barton Fink
48:53 "The Sally creeping on Jerry" story is gold!😂
"this kid's perceptive" 😂😂😂
You have never heard anyone say PJ? Holy shit Joe!! Had a baby and instantly went into clueless dad mode 😂
There was a dress code I had a " nice hoody" on 😂
Joe holding on to the hairline from way back there!
15:45 “rapester” was an excellent choice. 😆
45:00 - Peter McJoeLister, The Father.
At some point I started imagining Jerry watching this fan duo trying to curb their enthusiasm about Mark meeting him and strategize for maximum results..
29:02 list has so many of Normand’s memories that he can no longer access its hilarious
Lol he literally can’t remember any of it just says wow wild times gahahahahaha
I'm not the only one that sees Joe tripping on the sidewalk during the intro is the most hilarious thing ever
That trip looks faked to me.
56:11 Don't do it, Mark, remember that time he went crazy when Larry King suggested Seinfeld was cancelled? I got a feeling he's going to do the same to you: "You want me to open for you? Mark, do you know who I am?"
where is everyone?!
it’s just for you and me and the gays
I'm in Boise 😁
Maybe the notifications havent been sent? I got mine 5 minutes ago
Australia, it's actually Tuesday for this gay.
Your mother is keeping me busy, brb.
Can’t believe Normand missed a perfect opportunity for “I didn’t even know he was sick” at 21:54
Normand is a psycho when it comes to Jerry. Bro, he loves Nate you're OUT. lol Also, Joe's forehead is so freakin HUGE.
Hey, it's take-'em-down-a-peg guy.
Mark wit the Jerry starter kit outfit
Watching Mark and Jimmy Carr is like watching the US and UK series of ‘The Office’.
Both good in their own way?
Listening while my wife's in labor in lots of pain. Really queefing it up in here.
It's all pipes!!!
Hmm 🤔 I wonder which bear Joe thinks is the asshole in “Two bears, One asshole” 😂 (about 0:06:25 in)
Hey guys glad to hear Marty made it back from 1955 without damaging his soft spot
Mark thinks he is going to Charleston, SC and I hope he doesn’t realize until he is at the airport it’s Charleston, WV.
For ages i thought Mark just desperately wanted Jerry as a friend. I know believe he just wants the notoriety of being associated with him. Kind of a bummer to hear.
I didn’t even understand this whole “hire a paparazzi to spy on my breakfast with Jerry, who I didn’t tell that I hired someone to paparazzi us”. Like, what was he thinking? It’s just bizarre and cringe.
This is a good podcast
Mark realizing he could do Carnegie hall
Was at those Tampa shows with Louie so cool
Why can't I find the podcast on any audio apps? Wasn't it on Amazon?
Gary Gulman Northshore Mass represent, I think Lamont Price runs a Salem show around here now
Mark trying to hire a papparazzo to take a photo of him and jerry getting breakfast is proof they're not friends. Once you stop thinking of it like that is when you can get into friend territory. Nonetheless good for you.
My 2 favorite comedians...David Spade and Mark Norman!
That story about Salacuse jumping to get the photo is so perfectly a Seinfeld episode
Great ep! I can't wait for Mark's breakfast with Jerry, hopefully it comes out next week.
23:45
great ep ! fix the damn wall 😂
I can't believe the duck fell out of her bag again!
Joe thinking it's cool to take children to a steakhouse like that's the new Disneyland is hilarious. Like a laugh at you moment not with.
Yea it was more for his ego than genuinely trying to do a nice thing
Gary Gulman as your 1st Stand up set seen is amazing! Mine was a disappointing Jay Mohr BUT his "opener" was an already hilarious Bert Kreischer!!! That was fun to figure out years later when he found his own fame. Bert was absolutely the star that night though and in my mind he was just some random guy.
Never thought I would hear Mark Normand say Tame Impala
What's the deal with Jordan's red eyes like he was crying in the doc anyway?
Also- hoodies r extremely overused and informal.
This Jerry thing isn't healthy for Mark. It doesn't seem very genuine. Once Jerry gets a wind of this picture shit Mark is in the hall of shame.
Can't wait 4 nxt week to hear about the illegal alien portal that Mark experienced at the nyc comedy club. Talk about suspsense.
if mark had bo prior knowledge of that, he should quit performing at whatever weird comedy club that "incident"(supposed publicity stunt?) was at.
what a bizarre situation. the fans in attendance should get all their monies back to
It was interesting, but I don't think Mark cares.
No such thing as Double Eagle. 😂 Joe sounds so dumb right now, Mark is right about Michelin rating.
I love this pod but BOY are they like a month behind. I’ve heard Mark on other shows and he’s already done and queefed with Seinfeld ages ago but in this episode he hasn’t even spoken with him yet. 😮
Joe is the next Robert Kelly. Bound to never blow up.
Bobby’s blown up a few times. Sure, he’s skinny now but
Kelly is mid
Joe is funnier than Bobby!
Joe looks xtra gay on this one. Does he think making the forehead bigger takes away from how small his mouth is?
Jerry would more than likely rather take the photo than be used as a photo op with your greaseball friend as the photographer.
30,000 views but 250 comments? 😂 someone’s buying them
Surf's Up!
I love this show.
Omg they said the name of the podcast IN the podcast! Crazy!
Tame Impala , Jerry & Mark !!!!
fuck yes!
23:48 Hahahaha!
The picture story sounds like an episode of Seinfeld or Curb. Except Mark needed to go meet Sal somewhere to see the pics and Jerry walks by and sees them
anyone know what mics they're using?
Joe's kid slowed down this juggernaut of a pod. And I've listened to probably 350 of them
I've only been a recent listener and even I can tell
4min in , best pod out there
Double-headed or double eagle is a highly-ranked freemason.
Best comedy podcast on RUclips.
We get it fellas…you know famous comics
If Mr. Seinfeld ever happens to watch TWS, he’s absolutely blocking Mark and referring to him as “Mark who, never met him”.
Gulmans special is fabulous!,
impressive how joe can have a full half head of hair
Best show on the tube
Where are the cameras?
Chill guys, whats with all the Joe hate? That is reserved for Chuck. Jk , Go Chuck! Great pod , never heard it.
I drive Uber and talked to a few Fintech guys who really like you two. We talked comedy a little.
Sweet helicopter noise!
Wait is Tame Impala playing the beacon soon?
Was abouta type the same thing Joe said within the 1st min, Norman finally trimmed that Jew fro lol
what diner do y'all think is jerry's fav where mark meets him?
01:02:48 Mark can't help himself with the pun even though Joe didn't want the baby name public 😑