Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally, Mark tells a secret tale about a personal hero. Keep it under your hats!! It's Tuesdays!
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one of the funniest parts of this podcast is how the set is a slowly deteriorating walk-in closet
Ironic cause it'll be the same closet they come out of
@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 What?these TuesGays came out of the closet 12 years ago. Their fathers are also gay.
The brown on the wall by Joe always makes me think my screens dirty 😂
@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 bruh 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣
These guys came out of the closet faster then my fathers boyfriend when he used to jerk off in there with the door open.
Mark constantly wants Jerry’s approval and friendship, gets a sliver and schedules a paparazzi moment. The complete opposite of playing it cool. Can’t believe Joe didn’t squash this idea.
Scheming for the Seinfeld photo sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would push Jerry to never text back.
He should’ve kept that one as a Patreon exclusive lol
The irony of watching Mark plot how to act naturally with Seinfeld.
Trying to get a photo
Such a wild story. Doesn't wanna ask so you hire your friend to take a pic. So funny and insane at the same time.
@@tomhinkle9433also ends up annoying him way more than if he just asked for a pic then moved on 😂
Simply insane story! I could badly listen, it just felt so painful… Oh Mark.
🤗This one was special. There was a great flow. Even better then normal.
Thank You for all the laughs🤗
Im glad after a looong haaarrrd Monday these two queefs can put me in a better mood. Now I dont have to commit Slip and Slide 😅
Mark about to talk about Jerry had me pause the video to go get a glass of ice water. Then my cat followed me to my room. Then i thought of the old episodes on the couch with Mark's cat. I miss Mark's cat
Bring back the Maine Coon
Greg
@@rileygally2967 I miss Greg:( I hope he is doing well
took 3 minutes 45 seconds for Joe to mention that he's a father lol
That photo plot with jerry is a great curb your enthusiasm bit!! #curb
I absolutely love the ongoing Mark/Seinfeld texting saga. 😊
After hearing him "Giggity Goo!!" I'm convinced Normand should play Quagmire in live action Family Guy.
Same act. (Alright We're having fun)😂
salacuse is the kramer of the comedy world. somehow connected to everyone, and somehow successfully fumbling through life.
do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp... Oh that's karma....no, that's Kramer
*$45 for three tickets! Tell us another one, Grampa Joe!*
Mark hiring Sal to take pictures from OUTSIDE the diner of Mark & Seinfeld is a) completely insane (and I love it) b) you seinfeld’ed Seinfeld Jerry! That is a 100% Seinfeld in 2024 bit right there! 53:03
this pod is such a gem. i’m very happy i stumbled on it… im hooked!
Great Ep, Mark nervous about Jerry is always a fun listen
Lol Mark hitting himself in the face with his own coffee cup at 23:45 is hilarious
Never seen a man so petrified 🤣
I think this is actually the second episode in a row too 🤣
That flinch! 😂😂😂
Batman couldn’t get that Salacuse story out of me wtf 😂 😂
I wonder if Jerry has ever watched and seen Mark explain his schemes to be besties 😂. .. Whaaat's with these stalkers?! (Jerry voice)
@@dwainbryan6037clearly this is your very first time watching this pod, and that’s okay you’ll get caught up with the rest of us.
Jerry is at beacon like 5 days after Mark. Also, excited to see Mark there this Saturday!!
The wall paper peeling like Turturro’s hotel room in Barton Fink
Joe would be the guy to get his nephew something he’d want for himself smh lol
I've been bingeing like 200 episodes of this podcast and it never gets old. Shoutout to The Gays™️
Agreed and samesies
@@TrickTracy-of1blgross
Me too!
Being on a PJ with CK is all fun and games until he asks you to POV a HJ.
That’s how Joe got HPV
Joe's into that kind of thing, how do you think he got herpes?
There was a dress code I had a " nice hoody" on 😂
Joe looks 1/3 bald
5/8*
@@PolishGypski7/16
@@PolishGypskibetter than 3/5ths
It's that damn leaf blower
It’s a 5 HEAD.
At some point I started imagining Jerry watching this fan duo trying to curb their enthusiasm about Mark meeting him and strategize for maximum results..
I'm not the only one that sees Joe tripping on the sidewalk during the intro is the most hilarious thing ever
That trip looks faked to me.
No podcast better than this 🙌🔥
Ahead of their time. My faith in humanity will increase significantly when this show hits a million subscribers.
Why this is 1 of the worst comedian podcast.
@@justinwhitten5975 it’s one of the best actually.
Most people are either ignorant or stupid, usually both. Therefore, this will never be that, I mean just look at what that refard said above me.
@@justinwhitten5975 did the gays tag team your wife or something? 😂😂 All of your comments on their channel are straight hating
@@TheDJOblivionYeah, paraphrasing a version of that old hack joke that opinions are like KISS albums, everyone has at least one and they all still SUCK.
That story about Salacuse jumping to get the photo is so perfectly a Seinfeld episode
You have never heard anyone say PJ? Holy shit Joe!! Had a baby and instantly went into clueless dad mode 😂
I have this friend who thinks she's a "fun aunt" but the stuff she does is really not for the kids so much as for her own self-image. To have a genuine bond with a child you have to be genuine with them and get to know them. Not just whisk them away on whatever you think a good adventure is.
Joe holding on to the hairline from way back there!
48:53 "The Sally creeping on Jerry" story is gold!😂
"this kid's perceptive" 😂😂😂
Watching Mark and Jimmy Carr is like watching the US and UK series of ‘The Office’.
Both good in their own way?
Great ep! I can't wait for Mark's breakfast with Jerry, hopefully it comes out next week.
56:11 Don't do it, Mark, remember that time he went crazy when Larry King suggested Seinfeld was cancelled? I got a feeling he's going to do the same to you: "You want me to open for you? Mark, do you know who I am?"
Listening while my wife's in labor in lots of pain. Really queefing it up in here.
It's all pipes!!!
Can’t believe Normand missed a perfect opportunity for “I didn’t even know he was sick” at 21:54
Mark trying to hire a papparazzo to take a photo of him and jerry getting breakfast is proof they're not friends. Once you stop thinking of it like that is when you can get into friend territory. Nonetheless good for you.
29:02 list has so many of Normand’s memories that he can no longer access its hilarious
Lol he literally can’t remember any of it just says wow wild times gahahahahaha
Mark wit the Jerry starter kit outfit
Hey guys glad to hear Marty made it back from 1955 without damaging his soft spot
Never thought I would hear Mark Normand say Tame Impala
I don’t get any product put in my hair after haircuts either. No product.
I can't believe the duck fell out of her bag again!
Mark realizing he could do Carnegie hall
Gary Gulman as your 1st Stand up set seen is amazing! Mine was a disappointing Jay Mohr BUT his "opener" was an already hilarious Bert Kreischer!!! That was fun to figure out years later when he found his own fame. Bert was absolutely the star that night though and in my mind he was just some random guy.
The picture story sounds like an episode of Seinfeld or Curb. Except Mark needed to go meet Sal somewhere to see the pics and Jerry walks by and sees them
My 2 favorite comedians...David Spade and Mark Norman!
Joe brought up the moose lol he played for the cowboys in the 90s. Oddly enough moose was also my sister's nickname as kids..... she was a big girl.
Normand is a psycho when it comes to Jerry. Bro, he loves Nate you're OUT. lol Also, Joe's forehead is so freakin HUGE.
Hey, it's take-'em-down-a-peg guy.
No such thing as Double Eagle. 😂 Joe sounds so dumb right now, Mark is right about Michelin rating.
Double-headed or double eagle is a highly-ranked freemason.
great ep ! fix the damn wall 😂
I drive Uber and talked to a few Fintech guys who really like you two. We talked comedy a little.
We get it fellas…you know famous comics
30,000 views but 250 comments? 😂 someone’s buying them
Joe thinking it's cool to take children to a steakhouse like that's the new Disneyland is hilarious. Like a laugh at you moment not with.
Yea it was more for his ego than genuinely trying to do a nice thing
15:45 “rapester” was an excellent choice. 😆
I died when Joe busted out “the father” . Well done lol. Home Alone 2 underrated comedy from the hotel staff.
Mark thinks he is going to Charleston, SC and I hope he doesn’t realize until he is at the airport it’s Charleston, WV.
This is a good podcast
If Mr. Seinfeld ever happens to watch TWS, he’s absolutely blocking Mark and referring to him as “Mark who, never met him”.
Joe “I’m pretty sure I talked about this already” List
Tame Impala , Jerry & Mark !!!!
Omg they said the name of the podcast IN the podcast! Crazy!
Gary Gulman Northshore Mass represent, I think Lamont Price runs a Salem show around here now
4min in , best pod out there
Was abouta type the same thing Joe said within the 1st min, Norman finally trimmed that Jew fro lol
Was at those Tampa shows with Louie so cool
Hmm 🤔 I wonder which bear Joe thinks is the asshole in “Two bears, One asshole” 😂 (about 0:06:25 in)
Jerry would more than likely rather take the photo than be used as a photo op with your greaseball friend as the photographer.
Best show on the tube
Joe's kid slowed down this juggernaut of a pod. And I've listened to probably 350 of them
I've only been a recent listener and even I can tell
I love this pod but BOY are they like a month behind. I’ve heard Mark on other shows and he’s already done and queefed with Seinfeld ages ago but in this episode he hasn’t even spoken with him yet. 😮
impressive how joe can have a full half head of hair
Can't wait 4 nxt week to hear about the illegal alien portal that Mark experienced at the nyc comedy club. Talk about suspsense.
Why can't I find the podcast on any audio apps? Wasn't it on Amazon?
Joe is the next Robert Kelly. Bound to never blow up.
Bobby’s blown up a few times. Sure, he’s skinny now but
Kelly is mid
Joe is funnier than Bobby!
Cameras have an anti-shake button....... Kids should have those too.
Joe List never fails to remind us without comedy he’s making $25,000 a year in 2024.
Someone should help Mark out and send this to Jerry.
I remember when Tuesdays weren't Mondays
Quityerbitchin! Spring forward, Fall back... a day.
It’s all pipes !
Tuesday has no feel. Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel…
I remember when my mother turned out to be my father.
Joe's incorrect assumptions are always good for a laugh
Gulmans special is fabulous!,
Hilarious how it releases on Monday's
Joe's forehead looks crazy today. You could scene Forest Gump on that temple
Dude, you can't let seinfeld know you're doing weird ass shit like that 😂... he's gonna break up with you
Appreciate the brief Kobe riff. I pissed people off by commenting at the time that it brought new meaning to “Kobe’s on FIRE tonight!”
Surf's Up!
lol we get it. You guys are successful
another jizzy ep keep it going queefs
Chill guys, whats with all the Joe hate? That is reserved for Chuck. Jk , Go Chuck! Great pod , never heard it.
For a guy that only showers once every three days, Mark sure looks clean
Well what do you expect? Comedians aren't working on the building site or down the mine shaft.
@@jamescook3131 What are you talking about?!
For ages i thought Mark just desperately wanted Jerry as a friend. I know believe he just wants the notoriety of being associated with him. Kind of a bummer to hear.
I didn’t even understand this whole “hire a paparazzi to spy on my breakfast with Jerry, who I didn’t tell that I hired someone to paparazzi us”. Like, what was he thinking? It’s just bizarre and cringe.
I love this show.
Nate is living RENT FREE in Marks head. LMFAO