Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

Комментарии • 338

  • @niceuru
    @niceuru 11 месяцев назад +90

    Glad Joe has the balls to say the dreamer stunk lol

    • @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss
      @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss 11 месяцев назад +6

      Still better than any of joes shit though

    • @GrandmaDaewood
      @GrandmaDaewood 11 месяцев назад +26

      @DaPoop Dude! Joe’s last 3 specials had me laughin the whole effin time man

    • @niceuru
      @niceuru 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss Joe’s bit about riding a rollercoaster with stranger’s children is funnier than Dave’s last 3 specials

    • @NicB115
      @NicB115 11 месяцев назад

      That’s crazy. Everything before the closing bit was hilarious. That titanic bit was fucking killer

    • @PatrickShaughnessy-y3j
      @PatrickShaughnessy-y3j 11 месяцев назад +7

      Chappelle has not made me laugh ever since he came back from the dead

  • @alann4598
    @alann4598 11 месяцев назад +214

    After all these years, it still blows my mind that she didn’t even flush

    • @veryfastcar100
      @veryfastcar100 11 месяцев назад +26

      or that the duck fell out of the bag

    • @MarilynJ.
      @MarilynJ. 11 месяцев назад +18

      And surf’s still up

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 11 месяцев назад

      You got that right fatty.

    • @kodymonroe2613
      @kodymonroe2613 11 месяцев назад +6

      And It still stinks

    • @teestrypzSOG
      @teestrypzSOG 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@kodymonroe2613 still cheesy

  • @Rod-T
    @Rod-T 11 месяцев назад +32

    "a special set of.... teeth" 🤣🤣🤣 funniest throw away comment ever

    • @tommylob1409
      @tommylob1409 11 месяцев назад +1

      That got me 😂

    • @Rbdr1111
      @Rbdr1111 11 месяцев назад +1

      I came to post this lol

    • @herpallday1284
      @herpallday1284 10 месяцев назад +1

      22:11 lol fucking died laughing

    • @p.j.wilkins1321
      @p.j.wilkins1321 8 месяцев назад +1

      Had to pause the f'ing video... laughing too hard...

  • @jebhutchinson7304
    @jebhutchinson7304 11 месяцев назад +19

    Joe should replace Larry David after he retires Curb this season. 1st episode “You were in the road!” 2nd ep “The Leaf Blower”, 3rd ep “The Dining Room is closing.”

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 9 месяцев назад +1

      the first time i saw him do stand up he immediately reminded me of Larry. he sounds just like him and makes the same kind of jokes. def could have his own show

  • @Elijah-fc3ex
    @Elijah-fc3ex 11 месяцев назад +54

    This new era of feisty Joe is great

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 11 месяцев назад +67

    Joe is right, the Chapelle special stunk.

    • @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss
      @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss 11 месяцев назад +7

      Chapelles worst beats joes best anyday

    • @Desttoaster
      @Desttoaster 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss joes specials make me laugh not nod in agreeance every 15 minutes

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 11 месяцев назад +12

      Exactly- Chapelle preaches. Joe makes me laugh.

    • @beazyb
      @beazyb 11 месяцев назад +1

      10 mins of Chapelles greatest specials are better than Joe's whole career and I'm a fan of Joe.

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@beazyb ok. Im happy for you- but...Joe's style is way funnier for me!

  • @cesarzavala6327
    @cesarzavala6327 11 месяцев назад +54

    Joe's Asian voice always gets me

    • @MarilynJ.
      @MarilynJ. 11 месяцев назад +1

      Literally read this comment as he did it 😂

    • @chadmcdougall2536
      @chadmcdougall2536 11 месяцев назад +3

      Shane Gillis moment

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 11 месяцев назад

      ​@chadmcdougall2536 the asian businessman mssp pod is legendary

    • @martinlocante
      @martinlocante 11 месяцев назад

      HUEHHHHHHH

    • @cjkewley
      @cjkewley 11 месяцев назад

      Heeeeuhhhh quodoba

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 11 месяцев назад +3

    It's amazing seeing such a popular podcast be so unpopular. People love it but super low views even two days later, despite being one of the originals. I realize it's just that they don't have guests, so it's almost more pure for that reason.

  • @R.Tafolla
    @R.Tafolla 11 месяцев назад +19

    7:01 “Nate Bargatze”
    “Never heard of him”
    Haha. I still go back to that clip where Mark farts in the mic while Nate is talking and Nate looks so annoyed haha.

  • @bluesyjazzcat31
    @bluesyjazzcat31 11 месяцев назад +3

    LOL “I don’t know if I should say this.”
    “SHE LIED!” 😂😂😂

  • @jewyork718
    @jewyork718 11 месяцев назад +11

    Joe is a true New Yorker. Stand offs left & right 🔥

  • @geffcassuto
    @geffcassuto 11 месяцев назад +14

    I laughed harder at kook nucleus than I have in months!! Kook Nukem

  • @No5elfCTRL
    @No5elfCTRL 11 месяцев назад +14

    I always save this for Tuesday morning at work. Motivates me to get through the day

  • @FanYarnla
    @FanYarnla 11 месяцев назад +3

    The world better watch out Joe List is unhinged - love this version of him

    • @nathanmeyer5364
      @nathanmeyer5364 11 месяцев назад

      Yes! I see it in his specials too and I’m just like, “keep going keep going!”. Dude doesn’t need to be so afraid of Kooks, just needs let that rage monster out.

  • @zbabyfresh3911
    @zbabyfresh3911 11 месяцев назад +27

    It always makes me laugh when Mark tries to blow on his coffee through the tiny mouth hole

    • @DemocracyFirst2025
      @DemocracyFirst2025 11 месяцев назад +1

      Not the brightest card in the shed. His naïveté on all things Mexico (and the US for that matter) are 2nd hand embarrassing af.

    • @prodbyhomealone
      @prodbyhomealone 11 месяцев назад

      @@DemocracyFirst2025u good bro?

  • @solohans4740
    @solohans4740 11 месяцев назад +2

    This podcast is so refreshing. Same thing but always feels new and unique.. I have download ever available one and have gone thru them all over the past few months

  • @t1nma5k22
    @t1nma5k22 11 месяцев назад +11

    Joe List is Top Tier Comic. One of the BEST!

    • @RyanJC1992
      @RyanJC1992 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nearly as good as Mark!

    • @sean_pmcg
      @sean_pmcg 11 месяцев назад

      @@RyanJC1992no need for that, sir

    • @jcarn76
      @jcarn76 11 месяцев назад

      Just saw him in Tacoma. Super funny, but I gotta say his wife had the best joke of the night.

    • @CrakerzANDcl1tz
      @CrakerzANDcl1tz 11 месяцев назад

      Top of the list for me!

  • @meredith12438
    @meredith12438 11 месяцев назад +5

    "The thing about America is it kinda sucks."
    "Well, it has its perks."
    "Perc addiction"
    Very funny

  • @Ohchalkinkoh
    @Ohchalkinkoh 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Who is Frida Kahlo? Is that Evita?"
    "No, that's Spain". Tuesdays with history lessons 😂😂😂

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 11 месяцев назад

      😆 😆 😆 😆

    • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
      @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 11 месяцев назад +3

      Their ignorance is depressing yet impressive.

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 11 месяцев назад

      @@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 In Joe's defense, I've never seen Freddie Kalua and Evi Ta in the same room!

    • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
      @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@mjm5081 You mean Evita? Like Eva Peron from Argentina (not Spain).
      I rest my case! :)

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 11 месяцев назад

      @@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 😉

  • @evankramer2589
    @evankramer2589 3 месяца назад

    25 reasons why this pod is the best

  • @kanifalam7835
    @kanifalam7835 11 месяцев назад +1

    Every time Norman complains about flying all I hear is "queefs you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be, the way things are going they're going to queefify me"

  • @maxpower8619
    @maxpower8619 11 месяцев назад +4

    Saw Mark in Jacksonville this weekend. Hilarious show. He is a lot shorter than I thought tho...

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch 11 месяцев назад +2

      Same. I kept thinking how small he was, and why he let Mae open. She was embarrassingly bad.

    • @Philthy_777
      @Philthy_777 11 месяцев назад

      What? Mark is short? I thought he was like 5'10-5'11. That's crazy, internet said he's 5'6, he can't be that short right lol?
      How tall is Joe List? I thought he was the short one. It would blow my mind if Joe is like 6'2 😂

  • @richardpeterson9449
    @richardpeterson9449 11 месяцев назад +5

    Awesome ep boys! Thanks as always!!

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 11 месяцев назад

    48:33 she didn’t lie, you’re mark Normand. lol 😂❤

  • @Recoveringdadpodcast
    @Recoveringdadpodcast 11 месяцев назад +3

    I just got my Tuesdays shirt. The intro storyboard. Love you guys.

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 11 месяцев назад +12

    Awesome EP!!!! You guys were on fire!

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 11 месяцев назад +4

    Joe "Falling Down" List

  • @remainparanoid
    @remainparanoid 11 месяцев назад

    51:57 - The build up was amazing to only be let down by Joe's "Who tf is Billy Eichner." Moments like this are gold haha.

  • @bubsssbunny
    @bubsssbunny 11 месяцев назад +4

    I’m sad they didn’t make a “see DMX” pun when he said CDMX. CDMX gon’ give it to ya

  • @zpiral112358
    @zpiral112358 11 месяцев назад +1

    joe not knowing frida kahlo or leon trotsky has me pulling my hair out

  • @kingRagnar616
    @kingRagnar616 11 месяцев назад +4

    Love me some Tuesday's 🎉🎉🎉

  • @williamgriesmer4313
    @williamgriesmer4313 11 месяцев назад

    You guys were locked in for this episode. Fantastic

  • @colleenann772
    @colleenann772 11 месяцев назад +38

    Jerry is desperate to find a hot comedian to glob on to. Nobody cares about him. Let Nate have him.😂

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 11 месяцев назад +8

      Seinfeld wasn't funny

    • @thatgreenslime9517
      @thatgreenslime9517 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@andrestein6022 it feels like you just said the n word

    • @Cytc33
      @Cytc33 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@andrestein6022he also dated a minor but everyone seems to forget that

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Cytc33 yeah total pervert

    • @colleenann772
      @colleenann772 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Cytc33 and he’s major prick. He needs to go away.

  • @JoshuaMehojevich
    @JoshuaMehojevich 11 месяцев назад +2

    Joe and mark is peak pod

  • @CrakerzANDcl1tz
    @CrakerzANDcl1tz 11 месяцев назад +2

    Worked at the chipotle and it was totally acceptable if you're only getting chips and salsa!

  • @Isaacelijahmusic
    @Isaacelijahmusic 11 месяцев назад +1

    I hope I never do anything stupid in public if I happen to be in the same room as Joe List. 😆 brutal! The vigilant observer, the Lord of laughs, Mr Merciless, the East Coast Killer!

  • @luciferigno408
    @luciferigno408 11 месяцев назад +4

    Vigilante Joe stories are great. I could listen to those all day...all gay.

  • @rodrigo__angel
    @rodrigo__angel 11 месяцев назад +2

    - we went to Frida Kahlo's house
    - who's Frida Kahlo?
    - she's an artist with Diego Rivera, they were a married couple
    - is that Evita?
    - no, that's Spain
    Boy, I love these two dumdums 😂😂😂

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 11 месяцев назад

      😆 😆 😆 😆

  • @robertallenburton7455
    @robertallenburton7455 11 месяцев назад

    I'm so happy that Jerry and Nate were able to use our boy Mark to get to each other. He must feel as useful as last month's Christmas tree!

  • @prince13896
    @prince13896 11 месяцев назад +3

    Joe loves "rock 'n' roll" these days. I don't judge... BUT YOU PUT ON A PAIR OF SHOES WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY, FELLA.

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm 11 месяцев назад +2

    "I gave her the old taco canoe" X^)

  • @KING_PHILLIP
    @KING_PHILLIP 11 месяцев назад

    Heh I had to check out the Tim Hortons pooper video thanks to you two 😂 thanks for that 😅

  • @esterrut9702
    @esterrut9702 11 месяцев назад +1

    " Bham- not a hotbed of comedy. Did a theater- super fun. " that's why bham is awesome.. it surprises you with its coolness.

  • @Cytc33
    @Cytc33 11 месяцев назад +1

    Joe sounds just like my Asian parents, spot on impression

  • @wc6046
    @wc6046 11 месяцев назад +2

    “I’ve got a special set of teeth”

  • @leericaltheonly
    @leericaltheonly 11 месяцев назад +1

    A drift is adrift, like smooth. 😂

  • @erikrobert8007
    @erikrobert8007 11 месяцев назад +5

    I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!

  • @benjameshowden
    @benjameshowden 11 месяцев назад

    Joe not leaving Chipotle when asked is borderline maniacal

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Who the hell is Billy Eichner?" 😳😳
    Who is Frida Kahlo?" 😳😳😳😳

  • @danielpaiva5362
    @danielpaiva5362 11 месяцев назад +1

    I think this new Joe is about to blow up similarly to Louie after the first baby.

  • @ryanzinck4905
    @ryanzinck4905 11 месяцев назад

    45:47 cartel, Dave Attell.
    One of top riffs very nice

  • @bodiebee9022
    @bodiebee9022 11 месяцев назад +5

    A TUESGAY on MLK it had to be epic ! 😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 11 месяцев назад +1

    That wasn’t just in Canada, it was in Tim Horton’s: the most Canadian place we got. It was in British Columbia which is filled w junkies.

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 11 месяцев назад +1

    BARELY 5 min in and I LOVE IT ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @after1001
    @after1001 11 месяцев назад +1

    "we're cool because we don't even care enough to fix our poster behind us" ...

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 11 месяцев назад +1

      Obviously a Nikky Nimrata Haley supporter. Try harder!

  • @joe32623yr
    @joe32623yr 11 месяцев назад

    From afar, the logo looks like an Ice Cream logo 🍦🍦

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao “suicide watch” s/o to the sponge and wop

  • @JimJamesMyName
    @JimJamesMyName 11 месяцев назад +5

    It's sweet when Joe Joe dyes his hair for the pod and us Tuesgays. **unzips**

    • @shirtlesslager
      @shirtlesslager 11 месяцев назад +3

      Joe may be a member of the Hair Club.

    • @sirmaffew
      @sirmaffew 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@shirtlesslager Hair Club for gays

  • @MattAndTaniaKlecker
    @MattAndTaniaKlecker 11 месяцев назад

    Spin off of the peeves Joe confrontations. Watch out kooks! Joe cracks the next one that try’s to roll up on him. I’m callin it!

  • @bigcitybumpus508
    @bigcitybumpus508 11 месяцев назад +3

    How do you forget your luggage on a plane???

  • @benjaminbrown324
    @benjaminbrown324 11 месяцев назад +3

    Joe is seriously Michael Douglas from falling down . At first it was funny . Now it’s a bit scary . Careful there ol listeroo

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 11 месяцев назад

      Thought the same thing!
      In Joe's defense, with every passing day I get that character more and more!

  • @TheBrokeASSS
    @TheBrokeASSS 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love when you guys don't Google something, And just say what you think it is for about five or ten minutes straight. So entertaining

  • @alastair3457
    @alastair3457 3 месяца назад

    Easy there Katt Williams! 😂

  • @calvinhazen7310
    @calvinhazen7310 11 месяцев назад

    "Evita?" "No, that's Spain." lmao

  • @chrisintin22
    @chrisintin22 11 месяцев назад +2

    Joe is starting to sound like DeRosa

  • @flowbee3234
    @flowbee3234 11 месяцев назад +1

    Is there gonna be a time when we get back to a Tuesdays being recorded within 7 days of its release? I mean, it's January 16th and we're still hearing stories of mistletoe and old Queef Kringle! I'm starting to lose track of which are the O.G. episodes and which are the current ones.

  • @stevenkoudanis5238
    @stevenkoudanis5238 11 месяцев назад +1

    No way an Uber from Logan to Cape Cod on Xmas Eve was only 100 bucks lol

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 11 месяцев назад +2

    It’s not just towns that aren’t doing great. Cities also look terrible. The only nice places in America are affluent suburbs and urban burbs. Look at your very own NYC. Looked better 70 years ago.

  • @jewyork718
    @jewyork718 11 месяцев назад +2

    Joe with a Latina standoff in queens. God damn!!!!

  • @jackhorsley3912
    @jackhorsley3912 11 месяцев назад

    Love both of you guys

  • @cindyo6298
    @cindyo6298 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lol Mark eats trash, I'm not surprised he was immune to the Montezuma

  • @vectormedianews
    @vectormedianews 11 месяцев назад +3

    Normand TRASHED Jo Koy (details included)

  • @againstthegrain91
    @againstthegrain91 11 месяцев назад +1

    Heard Mark's story on We Might be drunk already. Still a good story.

  • @nathanschoenke8322
    @nathanschoenke8322 11 месяцев назад

    dad joe is my fave new comedian

  • @joryhansen50
    @joryhansen50 11 месяцев назад

    Killer ep Joe!

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 11 месяцев назад +1

    mark is right, pedestrians have the right of way. there is a cultural shift of moving back to making cities and towns for people first and cars second now, instead of the last 50 years of cars coming first and people being second and having to jump out of the road when cars come instead of being able to live in it more like on those pedestrian only streets that people love to be around.

    • @pressrepeat2000
      @pressrepeat2000 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah exactly. Joe’s a terrible human being.

  • @remainparanoid
    @remainparanoid 11 месяцев назад +1

    @sohohouse 😂

  • @III-vg4dp
    @III-vg4dp 11 месяцев назад +2

    yeaaaa, been waiting for you queefs

  • @curtisw831
    @curtisw831 11 месяцев назад +1

    Joe should just buy his neighbor a battery powered blower and it won't be as loud

  • @brunodanner7777
    @brunodanner7777 11 месяцев назад +4

    Normand always crying about his damn flights!

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for this gay gift on my birthday!

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 11 месяцев назад +3

    Mark’s not embarrassed about the Mexico City new years thing for lying. I can tell he’s embarrassed because his wife used his fame to get them in as this is straight out of the famous douche bag playbook.

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms 11 месяцев назад

      You know Kevin so well.. How long have you two been queefin'?

  • @stevenkoudanis5238
    @stevenkoudanis5238 11 месяцев назад +1

    Damn Rockland so far i definitely want to go

  • @ar800
    @ar800 11 месяцев назад

    "Go ahead, pod, make my day."--- Clint Sheathwood

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 11 месяцев назад +1

    i got set up by cops once in this exact scenario.
    pedestrians have right of way no matter where it is.
    always.
    i got a ticket from a police set up in my town.

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 11 месяцев назад +1

      Pedestrians do not have the right of way, when they aren't at a crosswalk lol

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 11 месяцев назад +2

    I just started driving in the summer. And slow jaywalkers are the biggest nihilists. I’m from a big city, I live in a small city where lots of people are from even smaller towns and I swear these yokels don’t understand step one of living in a city: get out of the way.

  • @kimcampbell3092
    @kimcampbell3092 11 месяцев назад

    Joe.. I believe you're good on the leaf blowing. Pretty sure the law states 15 leaves is the max on a sidewalk. Lol. I have no idea...

  • @tennisbum7527
    @tennisbum7527 11 месяцев назад

    Was Brad Williams one of the participants at lucha libre?

  • @JesusAllinChrist
    @JesusAllinChrist 11 месяцев назад

    Calling Stuff Island “Suicide Watch” is hilarious and is what Tommy calls living with Chris 😅 he won’t even know now living upstairs

  • @paulleclaire8252
    @paulleclaire8252 11 месяцев назад +1

    Dudes rock!

  • @ZeppyCustoms
    @ZeppyCustoms 11 месяцев назад +1

    Shout out to Delco. CHESTER Pa in the house !!!

  • @Bokertko
    @Bokertko 11 месяцев назад +14

    How entitled, these workers just want to clean up and go home from work on Christmas eve and he literally keeps refusing to leave after closing and eating while they're just waiting.. because he wants to be "assertive"
    Dudes like Karen evolved.

    • @chelseasavage3579
      @chelseasavage3579 11 месяцев назад +5

      and then threw food on the floor.

    • @sirmaffew
      @sirmaffew 11 месяцев назад +2

      They closed at 3, he was there at 2:30. Either accept that closing must happen with customers in store, or change your holiday hours. Also the psycho sisterfriend-in-law or whoever she was sucks for throwing food on the floor. Disown that insane person. Happy new year, ya queefs!

  • @lanceslarock
    @lanceslarock 11 месяцев назад +3

    The sister-in-law was right. Stop instigating things Joe. "New York standard" is just an excuse for bad behavior. Talk to Bobby about the guy who stepped on his dog.

    • @lanceslarock
      @lanceslarock 11 месяцев назад +3

      The restaurant employees were right too... Jesus Joe.

  • @guidemonkey
    @guidemonkey 11 месяцев назад

    M.V.P. = Most Valiant Pooper

  • @leftjab6145
    @leftjab6145 11 месяцев назад

    Thank god you get a burrito and not a bowl. They are not the same

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 2 месяца назад

    59:00 - "for years I was in Bulgaria...", yoooo what is the story there? I am from Bulgaria and I am thoroughly intrigued what was this NY gay doing here??? 😁😁

  • @JesusAllinChrist
    @JesusAllinChrist 11 месяцев назад

    I like the confrontational List if I did this it would ruin me 😅☝🏻

  • @ryangarrison4140
    @ryangarrison4140 11 месяцев назад

    I love this show. Been listening for awhile and just subscribed to the RUclips channel. This is by far the shittiest little podcast studio ever.

  • @newchapterart8929
    @newchapterart8929 11 месяцев назад +12

    Joe is becoming Karen with each new story he tells 😂

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 11 месяцев назад

      People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs. They DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true.

  • @danielwestereng155
    @danielwestereng155 11 месяцев назад +1

    7.5 min in still laughing