Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • It's another wacky Tuesdays -- in Gotham Studios! Joe takes a pro-Karen stance, and deals with a rescue mission on the subway! Mark takes on the Beacon Theatre, and sheds some light on a recent mystery! It's Tuesdays!
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Комментарии • 312

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 7 месяцев назад +93

    Man... I miss the couch days with the maincoon kitty kat

    • @joelm6631
      @joelm6631 7 месяцев назад +15

      Greg was the best but some big toothed no chinned queef couldn't hang....

    • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
      @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 7 месяцев назад +3

      Didn’t like it. I’m allergic.

    • @simon01ize
      @simon01ize 7 месяцев назад +6

      It's been far too long since we've seen Greg.

  • @scottforster8361
    @scottforster8361 7 месяцев назад +114

    Normand the kleptomaniac telling folks in full sincerity not to steal from CVS is hilarious

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 7 месяцев назад +5

      He's not wrong but definitely should have given that point to Joe lol

    • @jd-tg1ox
      @jd-tg1ox 7 месяцев назад

      Right wingers dont understand irony or hypocrisy

    • @DylanLukeLosasso
      @DylanLukeLosasso 7 месяцев назад +5

      hes also an admitted pathological liar lol anyone whos listened to the show for a few years knows he is greedy, a liar, and a thief. hes also very likable and good looking sooo what are ya gunna do

    • @sponkmcdonk3898
      @sponkmcdonk3898 7 месяцев назад

      he’s got a few sheckles now

    • @tannerannichiarico7255
      @tannerannichiarico7255 7 месяцев назад

      fuck CVS the guy was down to do a planted heckler situation 🤔

  • @Tunes_Teacher
    @Tunes_Teacher 7 месяцев назад +147

    The best part of Mondays is Tuesdays. 🤘🏼😎

    • @puffdaddy69
      @puffdaddy69 7 месяцев назад +9

      With stories ❤

    • @Mmarquez911
      @Mmarquez911 7 месяцев назад +5

      Alright, that’s enoughhhhh

    • @PDXdevil
      @PDXdevil 7 месяцев назад +5

      And I’m gay!

    • @NickDiazofNauts
      @NickDiazofNauts 7 месяцев назад +3

      Anyone else always listen to this after We Might Be Drunk every week? It works out so well! 🥰

    • @Billysimsbaby
      @Billysimsbaby 7 месяцев назад +3

      *Tuesgays!

  • @alanbauer9959
    @alanbauer9959 7 месяцев назад +52

    Mark says he would blow soder and santino cause they're tall. Instantly Joe says "I'm tall!" I broke out laughing at that haha

    • @JP-rj1cd
      @JP-rj1cd 7 месяцев назад +5

      And when Mark responded that they're both handsome, Joe stopped his fight lol

    • @alanbauer9959
      @alanbauer9959 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@JP-rj1cd haha yeah Joe seemed a little sad I think

    • @joebelow9700
      @joebelow9700 7 месяцев назад +2

      hahaha I laughed out loud more than necessary

    • @cindyo6298
      @cindyo6298 7 месяцев назад +1

      Santino's tall? He looks short.

    • @alanbauer9959
      @alanbauer9959 7 месяцев назад

      @@cindyo6298 think I heard him say he was 6'1

  • @zeroman614
    @zeroman614 7 месяцев назад +46

    If you can’t be with the one you love, love the queef you’re with.

    • @JeromeHagard
      @JeromeHagard 7 месяцев назад +2

      That’s sad & fucked up.

    • @milanaleksovski2712
      @milanaleksovski2712 7 месяцев назад +3

      No, its not and you better hope you dont come back one day and like that comment.

  • @justmelanie152
    @justmelanie152 7 месяцев назад +63

    SWV is a group - Sisters With Voices, but they did not sing Never Gonna Get It. That was En Vogue! SWV sang “I get so weak in the knees… 🎶”

  • @zbabyfresh3911
    @zbabyfresh3911 7 месяцев назад +33

    Joe Normand and Mark List! I love these guys

  • @justinperry8988
    @justinperry8988 7 месяцев назад +21

    My favorites part of the episode was hearing Mark comment negatively on shoplifting. Good one, Mark 😁👍

  • @stevenkoudanis5238
    @stevenkoudanis5238 7 месяцев назад +12

    The TuesGaY was strong in this one lol

  • @UnderworldInferno
    @UnderworldInferno 7 месяцев назад +13

    “I did it all for the wookie, cmon?”

  • @derek_underwood
    @derek_underwood 7 месяцев назад +9

    "Hope Lemmon's not too sour! *BEWP Bewp bewp* " 😂💀

  • @Lucaboninimusic
    @Lucaboninimusic 7 месяцев назад +17

    I mean Joe makes a good point...anyone would try and defend themselves/create some distance but if you had to pick one person to just kinda stand idly and still be shooting zingers it would be the Comedy Queefbot 3000 Mark Normand...and thats why we love him

  • @bender8784
    @bender8784 7 месяцев назад +6

    All that cardinal talk is gonna give Joe the Blue Jay Oakerson giggles again

    • @andrewfernandez7410
      @andrewfernandez7410 7 месяцев назад +1

      This is a very underrated comment. Be proud of yourself.

  • @tubby6339
    @tubby6339 7 месяцев назад +15

    We're watching Joe getting closer to becoming superhero Kookman

  • @simpsons721
    @simpsons721 7 месяцев назад +7

    Handing the begger $5.50 LOL

  • @leoemerino
    @leoemerino 7 месяцев назад +6

    Joe’s “wookie,” in this ep, sounds more like the baby T-Rex from Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

  • @RedPhoneVideo
    @RedPhoneVideo 7 месяцев назад +5

    This episode of Mindful Metal Jacket felt like a Tuesdays With Stories.

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 7 месяцев назад +10

    Karen is sharing... lmao

  • @jonalcott606
    @jonalcott606 7 месяцев назад +3

    That Wayne's World countdown hand bit he's doing at the start 😂

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 7 месяцев назад +2

    "It's a weird world"
    My favorite Kitty Stevens song!

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 7 месяцев назад +3

    “Enough about Yannis” lmao das it

  • @smokeymcdabsnstuff
    @smokeymcdabsnstuff 7 месяцев назад +4

    Tuesday s are the best on Mondays

  • @tubby6339
    @tubby6339 7 месяцев назад +8

    Can't wait to see Joe at the Apollo!!

  • @ClwkInstnct
    @ClwkInstnct 7 месяцев назад +3

    Will forever sub to your patreon, cant stop watching your reaction to the Comedian documentary, tuesgay for life! Keep queefing it up, comedy!

  • @praokon
    @praokon 7 месяцев назад +9

    Ok small thing here..... how fuckin quick was Mark on this one at 14:02 when Joe asked to see his Hoodie and then began to feel it. "Mark said "I Don't know if that's seein" that was so fast and hilarious. 🤣

    • @stevenpierce7851
      @stevenpierce7851 7 месяцев назад +1

      He "felt his material"

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 6 месяцев назад

      appreciate the timestamp. i do it when i refer to something but it seems like most people dont

  • @petey604
    @petey604 7 месяцев назад +2

    Mondays are the new Tuesdays. 😁

  • @efreinshtick
    @efreinshtick 7 месяцев назад +1

    Best darn pod in the biz. Yall are gold

    • @JosephScott-ct9sw
      @JosephScott-ct9sw 7 месяцев назад

      I wear $25 hoodies, they wear $25 hoodies, I feel validated

  • @wolf83a
    @wolf83a 7 месяцев назад

    HAHAHA 44:57 The look Joe gives the camera when Mark changes from, "They're both tall" to "They're both handsome" when Joe says, "I'm tall." 😂😂😂

  • @Cooz.
    @Cooz. 7 месяцев назад +3

    Back to the future on ice 😂😂

  • @douglasradomski
    @douglasradomski 7 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you, boys!

  • @ambrose_mensch
    @ambrose_mensch 7 месяцев назад +5

    Canned. Cans. Cannes. Khaaan!

  • @ericmunoz6450
    @ericmunoz6450 7 месяцев назад +2

    Someone for the love of god give Joe some swag

  • @pirateninjacat85
    @pirateninjacat85 7 месяцев назад +12

    I prefer vodka over whiskey, but I’d rather buy another bottle of cats before I buy a bottle of bears

  • @CarmineTavernaPhotography
    @CarmineTavernaPhotography 7 месяцев назад +7

    Can you tell me why I have been watching this channel for a decade? 😊

  • @nathanielsutton227
    @nathanielsutton227 7 месяцев назад

    Muh fuggin Dream Team ovah eeeer. Glad I found this.

  • @rekososa3175
    @rekososa3175 7 месяцев назад +4

    This looks great 👍

  • @MindOverMatter36
    @MindOverMatter36 7 месяцев назад +7

    This would be a great permanent set

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 6 месяцев назад +1

    Joe's autisitc need to make a stereotypical asian sound when asians are mentioned is why he's one of the best!

  • @AyeeePeee
    @AyeeePeee 7 месяцев назад +12

    I miss greg !!!! 😢

  • @lv6750
    @lv6750 7 месяцев назад +6

    Excited to hear Sam Harris on Mindful Metal Jacket

  • @LinoOverdrive
    @LinoOverdrive 7 месяцев назад +24

    I'm gay

  • @jujubean1185
    @jujubean1185 7 месяцев назад

    🎶 Call Mr. Plow. That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow 🎶

  • @jessrussovlogs
    @jessrussovlogs 7 месяцев назад

    Great package, great jeans, great spread. Glad you gays got to enjoy it for yourselves on the monitors.

  • @toddcarter5932
    @toddcarter5932 7 месяцев назад +3

    Joe complaining about dining at the McDonald’s of Mexican food 🤣.

  • @SilllyGooose
    @SilllyGooose 7 месяцев назад

    "Back to the Future on ice" hahah that's one show I gotta see now!

  • @jamiewolfzen
    @jamiewolfzen 7 месяцев назад

    Finally, they're out of the takeout box! Thank god!

  • @jonf2188
    @jonf2188 7 месяцев назад

    You guys should do a dual headliner tour

  • @whenwasthat
    @whenwasthat 7 месяцев назад +1

    Feels wrong actually watching this on a Tuesday.

  • @garydalybookmob5180
    @garydalybookmob5180 7 месяцев назад +7

    Last week I said this was the best podcast ever and I got an anti-comment telling me to "settle down..."you know the type, the tough keyboard warrior guy with a cynical snooty tone. Still greatest podcast.

    • @NYC1025
      @NYC1025 7 месяцев назад

      The best!!!

  • @thomasenglish1172
    @thomasenglish1172 7 месяцев назад +2

    Back to the future on ice😂

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 7 месяцев назад

    Love The Almond Brothers!

  • @moasto02
    @moasto02 7 месяцев назад +7

    This is a disconcerting amount of production value

  • @JamesGalloway27
    @JamesGalloway27 7 месяцев назад +6

    What's with the flowers? Is somebody grieving? Also they can't fart into their mics here?

  • @joogabelly9255
    @joogabelly9255 7 месяцев назад +1

    I do really like this studio

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 7 месяцев назад +6

    Fucking gorgeous. Looks amazing, no stupid banners/wall paper falling down, great cameras. 👍

    • @burpreynolds
      @burpreynolds 7 месяцев назад +3

      id take posters falling down over this ghille suit set anyday. you want polished pods go watch the LA queefs.

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 7 месяцев назад +1

      @burpreynolds Well, to be fair, I hate the polished, over-produced West Coast pods as well. This background is obviously not amazing, I just like being able to see J n M clearly.

    • @MissWeezeyUSA
      @MissWeezeyUSA 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hands free mic 🎤 promotes more comedic gesticulation. 😊

  • @kylegordon00
    @kylegordon00 7 месяцев назад +1

    Isn't this the exact set of Taylor and Sam's movie pod that ran during the pandemic? Idk where but I've seen this studio before.

  • @joehinueber3895
    @joehinueber3895 7 месяцев назад

    Narc Mormon and Low Jist my favorite comics

  • @sebbo1496
    @sebbo1496 7 месяцев назад +2

    baby we made it!

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 7 месяцев назад +2

    Come on guys! Last podcast had perfect location.

  • @js6017
    @js6017 7 месяцев назад

    Who knew Joe was such a big fan of the "Almond Brothers"

  • @thedarkenergist
    @thedarkenergist 7 месяцев назад +2

    The mic arms saved my freakin ears, man. Thank you, I’m gay. Queef.

  • @joeriveracomedy
    @joeriveracomedy 7 месяцев назад

    Love it when people say they weren't paying attention to the movie rain man without saying they completely missed the point of the movie. Not surprised. Unless he meant Shawn Kemp of course.

  • @podespault
    @podespault 7 месяцев назад

    Do it all for the WOOKIE

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 7 месяцев назад +2

    3:22 "Sisters With Voices", believe it or not.

  • @urch-rs7dx
    @urch-rs7dx 7 месяцев назад

    IF KAREN IS BAD, I DONT WANT TO BE GOOD. -Joe List. LMAO I can’t agree more. What is this? Anarchy that we want? No.

  • @ws6texp2
    @ws6texp2 7 месяцев назад

    Love when joe is over the voices when they do the regz 😁

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 7 месяцев назад

      lol, because he can’t do them.

    • @ws6texp2
      @ws6texp2 7 месяцев назад

      @@Betty-Boop809 doubt thats the reason

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 7 месяцев назад

      @@ws6texp2 lol, ok

  • @knightshining
    @knightshining 7 месяцев назад

    In that context, “cardinal” means fundamental, primary, or essential. It emphasizes the importance and significance of the rule in question. Just as a cardinal direction (north, south, east, west) is a primary direction, a cardinal rule is a primary rule, one that is central and fundamental to the system or situation at hand.

  • @EvDongCom
    @EvDongCom 7 месяцев назад

    Best Friends Forever

  • @sabrmagician
    @sabrmagician 7 месяцев назад

    40:05 I was at the friday show and a guy behind me on line at the concession stand says something to me, I turn around and do a double take. It looks like don lemon but something looked off. My friend told him I thought you were don lemon and he goes I am don lemon lmao. Talked to him for a minute about mark, seemed like a legit fan. Seemed so improbably I thought it might not have actually been him but I guess it was

  • @carlstanley8989
    @carlstanley8989 7 месяцев назад +3

    The guys are on fire as usual. Whats the TMZ thing?

    • @EvDongCom
      @EvDongCom 7 месяцев назад +1

      Publicity stunt by Normand’s people

  • @j.collins231
    @j.collins231 7 месяцев назад

    Love you guys.

  • @simpsons721
    @simpsons721 7 месяцев назад +1

    Joe List 2024 Law & Order

  • @yohannestesfaldet
    @yohannestesfaldet 7 месяцев назад +1

    Cardinal in latin means open door. Cardinals in religions are named after the 4 astrological cardinal signs (Taurus, leo, scorpio Aquarius) that "open" each season

  • @justin12537
    @justin12537 6 месяцев назад

    Why can’t everything be free? lol. God damn Joe

  • @brandonrobidoux6110
    @brandonrobidoux6110 7 месяцев назад

    Joe is definitely right about the women arm in the door thing.

  • @bverrue602
    @bverrue602 7 месяцев назад

    "Hey! Can't you read!? Tuesgay night is Gae night!"

  • @jaytxa2791
    @jaytxa2791 7 месяцев назад +1

    did it for the wookie was title material

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp 7 месяцев назад +1

    Looks like the same set where Adam Ray does his podcast?

  • @glennjones6100
    @glennjones6100 7 месяцев назад +1

    I appreciate the tedeschi trucks shout out joe

  • @killervacuum
    @killervacuum 7 месяцев назад

    every single episode of this gosh darn show involves them trying to describe specific locations without revealing the locations 😂

  • @jujubean1185
    @jujubean1185 7 месяцев назад

    Don't quit your day job for the wookie, Joe 💀💀

  • @Inmotionplays
    @Inmotionplays 7 месяцев назад

    Karen is sharing lmao

  • @mxpxmtb
    @mxpxmtb 7 месяцев назад +2

    Mark should apologize to the people who paid for that show. The “crew” ruined the show for the audience, and legitimately scared many of them as a marketing stunt.

  • @GoodVibesOnly8-
    @GoodVibesOnly8- 7 месяцев назад

    Great ep!!😂😂

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv 7 месяцев назад

    I heard about that incident Mark, I was freaking out! I'm soo glad you're OK though; you're one of my favorites! I'd say something nice about Joe and Chuck but Joe don't read the comments and I think Chuck knows I love that son of an onion too!

  • @MarilynJ.
    @MarilynJ. 7 месяцев назад

    Love you guys ❤ Algorithm 😅

  • @lorrainekennedy5762
    @lorrainekennedy5762 7 месяцев назад

    I will put my arm in a closing elevator door, but not a train. Havent tried that before.

  • @metalface9463
    @metalface9463 7 месяцев назад

    New York sounds nice

  • @porfirioErodriguez
    @porfirioErodriguez 7 месяцев назад +1

    okay so how did the guy coming onto the stage correlate to the new show? I watched both Mark Normands show and they tv show but the dude that ran up there wasnt even on the show.... make it make sense. How do they connect?

  • @BTA1991
    @BTA1991 7 месяцев назад

    Mark says they are in a weird scenery & wall, but its literally the best set they've done this pod on. Way better then that sh!tty wallpaper thats partially falling down that they usually have up behind them.

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts 7 месяцев назад +2

    In regards to the TMZ “something crazy is going to happen”, they are non-comedians trying to make “something happen” during a comedians Set aka be a part of your act. I find this to be crazy especially that they didn’t tell you what it was so they just get to choose when to interrupt your art with their “art” and your art pays the price, so to speak. At least it moved tickets for the second show but I’d recommend staying away from things like that in the future. I guarantee if you asked Rogan / told Rogan about it he would say “are you fucking crazy? You’re going to let media people ruin your set?” Or something. I hope you bring it up next POP. 🙏🙌

  • @shistyvillain
    @shistyvillain 7 месяцев назад

    Ayy it's the Net Video Boys 😁

  • @jakefacine
    @jakefacine 7 месяцев назад

    FOR ME : bad friends is a pod. This is.. well the title

  • @crowevurt
    @crowevurt 7 месяцев назад +2

  • @snarkyretort5229
    @snarkyretort5229 7 месяцев назад +2

    Between 2 Shrubs

  • @jawlinejawlinejawline
    @jawlinejawlinejawline 7 месяцев назад +1

    My lifeline

  • @marcomartinez8608
    @marcomartinez8608 7 месяцев назад +4

    #1 conservative pod on the net

  • @SlowpokeRodriguez-w8k
    @SlowpokeRodriguez-w8k 7 месяцев назад

    Beacon memory Front row flaming lips opening and backing Beck . Crisp October night Amazing show High Fived✋ Beck during the Line passing the Dutchie from coast to coast during where its at ! Comedy

  • @bluesyjazzcat31
    @bluesyjazzcat31 7 месяцев назад +2

    My father’s gay as ever! Keep it up guys

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine 7 месяцев назад +11

    I hope Mark learned something after the TMZ situation. Whatever money he got certainly in hindsite wasn’t worth it judging by all the “ sellout” comments he got. Never go full Segura.