Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Joe gets startled by a pair of yabbos in the men's locker room! Mark goes to Jazzfest and hangs out with a foot fetishist!
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Mondays are Tuesdays, Men are Women - it’s anarchy, George!
The best thing about Mondays is Tuesdays
It was actually filmed on a wednesday.
Bad Friends is my favorite part of Mondays.
Mark Normand makes a good point about Luda. But Ludacris is the shit
I’m gay and I love it!!1!11
Haram is up the pooper!1!1
@@Betty-Boop809 bad friends fell off. Same ol banter every week.
My mom bought Brad Garrets autobiography the other day from a yard sale 😂
Based
I laughed out loud during that episode 😂
That book sucks!
Books, Jerry!
Hahahaha
The first 10 minutes of this pod is the most intelligent discourse Ive heard from this bunch. A open talk about something that confuses. No judgement or stabs.
Nah.. It was ridiculous nonsense.
@Design Rhythm Its hard to distinguish with these two scientists.
@@merqury5 If u have a problem distinguishing between a man / woman, you have problems. 🤣
I agree. For being a couple of comedians, they had a smart discussion about something that trips up people who talk about political shit for a living.
Mark - "How dare you take my $10 poster!?" AlsoMark - "Eh, just throw my merch in the trash."
haha thought that too!
😂😂😂
"Yeah, well you know me I like new things" 😂😂😂 I haven't seen a hot streak quite like this one from Joe "Long Legs" List
I've been all morning for this and it's here thank the lord. Now I can work half-assed in peace.
I'm listening to this Monday night and will listen to this Tuesday morning at my half assed work
Joe ,90% audience. Fourth of July rules.
I thought it sucked
Na its shit. Love Joe but that really was a crappy, boring and unfunny movie. Louis CK over estimates himself. Wanker.
48:27
“Oh he is in Fast and furious, that legitimizes him as an artist” 😅😅
Mark was really offended by that performance and not mincing words on phony Ludacris
That boy chuck gettin wit it
Mondays with stories!! Let’s queef it up!!
Pay attention to me, boy, when I'm talking to you Joe That there's some mighty fine Foghorn Leghorn Now what, I say, what we got ourselves here is funny Southern impression we could use more of round these parts and I aint just buttering your biscuit, no siree
I've never heard "pulling my prick" and I'm using it now forever. Thanks forehead
Fourth of July - Rotten Tomatoes
Tomatometer - 36% Audience Score - 90%
Clearly, it's all in the pipes.
Chuck in underrated!
Small world!
Joe met TiTi Jerry at the gym
I didn't know Joe went to the same gym as Dylan Mulvaney.
I think Joe got The Roots mixed up with Rusted Root.
Quest Love only plays for one of them
I was at the 9PM show in Lafayette, got to meet mark and take a pic after, was a great show but definitely was a rowdy crowd😂😂I thought the girl taking the pictures was apart of his team too💀
Congrats on the baby, Joe!! So happy for you and Sarah. You’re gonna be a great Daddy! ❤️
Not sure why I listen to two comedians talk about basically nothing but I do it and I like it.
A podcast about nothing.
Love ya queefs!!
Joe tossing his coffee cup was unexpectedly enjoyable. Had to rewind and watch again.
Best intro conversation of all time!
56:13 the toes are in the right order hahahah
Bloody hell... “Belle” is simply the French word (fem.) for beautiful. Mark should know that!
they need to learn what etymology is lol
Not very intelligent
Can't tell if it's a bit at this point
@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 It's not a bit... I've seen them on other podcasts and they act the same way - especially List.
Thank you, I was screaming in my car, it's French for beautiful!! Lol
Joe, you really need a kid, so you can truly do dad jokes
They’re having a baby. Sarah announced it on lady journey today. A boy due in October.
@@Ginnyjulep good one
@@Ginnyjulep Nice! Who's the mother?
21:42 TOO SOON, DUDE!
Most of us havent even watched it yet You just go drop a spoiler, ruin the ending like that?
didn't Mark tell this concert story last week?
Last week to Sam on WMBD
Gov’t Mule is a awesome southern blues rock band, Warren Haynes is a legendary guitarist and singer. Joe would hate them.
Tuesday on Monday!! Forever Gay!
This ep was a hoot and a holler
23:37 "Kurt Loder"... damnit, Mark, you're killing me
Joe's Dying :(
?
I’m in Australia so this actually did come out on Tuesday
Congrats Joe!! Idk if the boys have talked about it but I just heard from Lady Journey (Sarah's and Katie's) Pod that Joe and Sarah are going to be a parents!!
It was so funny watching them confuse bell and belle😂😂
Southern belle (from French belle 'beautiful') is a colloquialism for a debutante in the planter class of the Antebellum South.
Jazz fest shroomin has to be a hoot and a queef!
MonGays
Hey Hey Folks!!!
"Howie Long?"
He was born that way.
As a New Orleans native it’s awesome listening to mark describe jazzfest. He’s spot on
Ah, yes, Argentina: well known for their equestrian cunnilingus.
Love this podcast, even a repeat story. It's like the uncle at the BBQ that keeps saying the same stories, but you let it go cause they tell it so well
Fuck I was going to say..... I thought I had hit my head or something.
What episode did he tell the story on? I thought I was going crazy.
They keep mentioning an event, and then the next episode they each expand on said event and it does get confusing cause you've heard the jist already, and for a moment makes you wonder "Did they forget they said this last week?"
5:10 imagine how funny would be to find out that girl just walked in the wrong restroom LOL
Best tube tuggers on the RUclips !!
Mark = ludacris, Joe = The baptise guy
LOL Joe I saw your set In Tempe a couple weeks ago, first timer here. You guys are funny AF
this show goes down like hot pudding!
So true about music concerts vs. comedy. Music can make turn you into a real kook. Comedy can be great but not make me question my feelings towards my dad...
43:03 Shitting on Chuck and his fuckin’ bread
First time I heard Mark challenging his New Orleans roots. Makes me wonder how he could not have known Jon Batiste or his music since he is from the New Orlens suburbs and probably the most popular New Orlens Jazz musician. Happy for Mark that he liked it so much! The US does not know how many great artists they have who live under the surface of the big pop music stars.
I dont think those Argentinian comics are stealing your crest white stip bits
Mark i think we're all with you: the "termaphobes" are absolutely insane. Just let the jokes fly, stop taking things so seriously folks🙏
Knock Knock I'm gay.
Did Mark predict Tina Turner's death????
I always enjoy your podcast! Thanks, Steve Magnante
This was the first Jazzfest I missed in 15 yrs. I didn't wanna hear it but I did. It's a bummer but also, I know that Exact feeling. The best show I've seen in my life was Johnny Winter (Blind Blues guitar player) who died 6 months later)) playing in the Jazz Tent- transformative doesn't come close to describing it. I've been to alot of shows, this was the most unbelievable musician I've ever seen in my 40yrs.
Just realized I’ve seen both of you queefs live, Joe last year in Atlantic City front row knees to the stage. Saw mark earlier this year at stress factory they sat me back of the room literally back against the wall. You both killed 👊🏻
That restless leg syndrome shaking the cam 😂
Hey, Tuesgays!
Ah yes another lovely evening with my two favorite cowards ❤
Robin Williams has THE funniest joke about California weed. From one of his last specials
JP gettin that shoutout! Club 337 is the shit! Can't believe I saw Mark and Kyle there.
i think Joe and Mark would love going to a #BillyStrings show
It’s a good thing Joe list is always sitting down when he can’t stand something.
Why is Joe List thicker than a snicker in here
I wonder how Mark feels about Adam being Bacchus King.
Comedy!
6pm on a monday ah fuck it, its Tuesday somewhere
Belle is probably from French for beautiful. Think Beatles "Michelle, ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble"
Hope that helps.
I saw batist at Newport folk 7 years ago. Dude puts on such a fire show
Mark's my wife jokes are just so Fucking funny
Don't cry for me, Angentina Turner.
At this rate by this time next year the show is going to be called...........
Sunday night with stories
@@j.yahnke if they lived in New Zealand then maybe that would be right.....but it comes out around 8-9pm in Texas so thats definitely not Tuesday NY time
Besides the fact that Gov't Mule and The Roots are 2 of the best bands in the world, they couldn't be more different.
Mark for love of God when you’re in Perth don’t spend your time in Subiaco. Will be at the show but dude - you gotta take an Uber anywhere ten minutes any direction is better than Subiaco.
the steam room chronicles!!!
Thanks Joe for getting dressed up
schrodingers cnt killed me
Mark's "ass to mouth" quip really got me!
"Bookmark Normand" from Joe was pretty slick too
'Belle', meaning 'fair; beautiful', was adopted into English in the 17th century from the Old French 'bele' and ultimately from the Latin 'bella'. A specific meaning, the one used in 'belle of the ball', was 'a lady who is the reigning beauty of a place'. This was known by at least 1622 when John Fletcher used it in his comic play The Beggars Bush:
"Vandunke's daughter, The dainty black-ey'd belle."
belle = pretty in French
Mondays with Maniacs? Mondays with men? Mondays with megalomaniacs? Mondays with your mom? Mondays fun days?
Joe’s eyes start farting around hearing Mark say “Father to Be” and I wonder if he already knew
I saw Jon batiste at jazz fest a few years ago, it was amazing
Mark laughing at his own fart at the end 😂
Parkway BAKERY, you queef!!!
(Parkway Tavern is an old bar that closed years ago!)
Joe you could COMPLETELY FIX YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL if you increase your salt intake (counter intuitive I know but this is well supported by the scientific literature) and take desiccated thyroid. High cholesterol is evidence of a low functioning thyroid, subclinical or otherwise. Cholesterol does NOT have anything to do with dietary cholesterol, I realize this may be confusing to the mouth breathers in attendance here but maybe just consider taking my word for it on this one.. High cholesterol is not a diet issue, it's a thyroid issue. Your thyroid uses utilizes cholesterol to turn into hormones, it creates more cholesterol if necessary, and keeps your cholesterol in check. If damaged, it's ability to keep your bodies cholesterol in check becomes impaired. Salt! Desiccated thyroid! Thanks for reading!
I want a Drumstick Ice Cream Cone
Fhew that was a rough start, but a strong strong finish!
The hardest work Malden did was his late-career foray into bukkake. Give it a goog
Comedy central presents...mark normand! And yes words are indeed fun.
What is this Mondays with Stories now? 🎉
Or pony up 5 bucks ya cheap queef! Cheers
Congratulations on the baby KOC 👶🍼❤
“There’s no real origin”
*proceeds to give an exact origin
Damn!! I'm 36 min late. Take my 'Gay card away...I'm late for the Best Podcast in Human History. BPHH baby. That's the tee!!!
Do people appreciate how insane it is that these two have kept this pod going for 10 years with absolutely no success?
Nope
@@soulcavity_ this is horrific to listen to because they’ve said everything and repeating themselves over and over
@@pucz8215 yeah this one was pretty bad with the same talking points. Usually it's a lot better
@@Kzds4909 why not just end it and move on
Yeah only making over 30k US dollars on patreon because of this pod, not including the at least over 10k usd of ads each episode. Yep, not successful at all
22:40 I can do that. Thats about the only thing I can do, nothing. I am dead inside and I cant even get scared, I dont blush, I dont laught when someone tries to tickle me etc. hire me please