Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • Joe gets startled by a pair of yabbos in the men's locker room! Mark goes to Jazzfest and hangs out with a foot fetishist!
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Комментарии • 306

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy Год назад +65

    Mondays are Tuesdays, Men are Women - it’s anarchy, George!

  • @chrisryan9986
    @chrisryan9986 Год назад +212

    The best thing about Mondays is Tuesdays

    • @ElBeasto94
      @ElBeasto94 Год назад +3

      It was actually filmed on a wednesday.

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 Год назад +5

      Bad Friends is my favorite part of Mondays.

    • @thomasschweda5104
      @thomasschweda5104 Год назад +2

      Mark Normand makes a good point about Luda. But Ludacris is the shit

    • @gtube1477
      @gtube1477 Год назад

      I’m gay and I love it!!1!11
      Haram is up the pooper!1!1

    • @MindOverMatter36
      @MindOverMatter36 Год назад +2

      @@Betty-Boop809 bad friends fell off. Same ol banter every week.

  • @BoxForSobriety
    @BoxForSobriety Год назад +67

    My mom bought Brad Garrets autobiography the other day from a yard sale 😂

  • @merqury5
    @merqury5 Год назад +13

    The first 10 minutes of this pod is the most intelligent discourse Ive heard from this bunch. A open talk about something that confuses. No judgement or stabs.

    • @DesignRhythm
      @DesignRhythm Год назад +1

      Nah.. It was ridiculous nonsense.

    • @merqury5
      @merqury5 Год назад +2

      @Design Rhythm Its hard to distinguish with these two scientists.

    • @DesignRhythm
      @DesignRhythm Год назад

      @@merqury5 If u have a problem distinguishing between a man / woman, you have problems. 🤣

    • @emmadilemma5274
      @emmadilemma5274 8 месяцев назад

      I agree. For being a couple of comedians, they had a smart discussion about something that trips up people who talk about political shit for a living.

  • @dinibo
    @dinibo Год назад +21

    Mark - "How dare you take my $10 poster!?" AlsoMark - "Eh, just throw my merch in the trash."

  • @patrickharris2013
    @patrickharris2013 Год назад +8

    "Yeah, well you know me I like new things" 😂😂😂 I haven't seen a hot streak quite like this one from Joe "Long Legs" List

  • @garryjohalcomedy
    @garryjohalcomedy Год назад +32

    I've been all morning for this and it's here thank the lord. Now I can work half-assed in peace.

    • @brantleyhester6641
      @brantleyhester6641 Год назад +1

      I'm listening to this Monday night and will listen to this Tuesday morning at my half assed work

  • @chuckspace2700
    @chuckspace2700 Год назад +19

    Joe ,90% audience. Fourth of July rules.

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 Год назад +2

      I thought it sucked

    • @scotthandley1109
      @scotthandley1109 Год назад

      Na its shit. Love Joe but that really was a crappy, boring and unfunny movie. Louis CK over estimates himself. Wanker.

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu Год назад +4

    48:27
    “Oh he is in Fast and furious, that legitimizes him as an artist” 😅😅
    Mark was really offended by that performance and not mincing words on phony Ludacris

  • @Norvillescoobs
    @Norvillescoobs Год назад +7

    That boy chuck gettin wit it

  • @Philhampton89
    @Philhampton89 Год назад +26

    Mondays with stories!! Let’s queef it up!!

  • @2Funny_Farm_
    @2Funny_Farm_ Год назад +8

    Pay attention to me, boy, when I'm talking to you Joe That there's some mighty fine Foghorn Leghorn Now what, I say, what we got ourselves here is funny Southern impression we could use more of round these parts and I aint just buttering your biscuit, no siree

  • @b0ssatr0n91
    @b0ssatr0n91 Год назад +7

    I've never heard "pulling my prick" and I'm using it now forever. Thanks forehead

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns Год назад +5

    Fourth of July - Rotten Tomatoes
    Tomatometer - 36% Audience Score - 90%
    Clearly, it's all in the pipes.

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Год назад +7

    Chuck in underrated!

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop Год назад +18

    Small world!
    Joe met TiTi Jerry at the gym

  • @Familyguy91091
    @Familyguy91091 Год назад +6

    I didn't know Joe went to the same gym as Dylan Mulvaney.

  • @erniehtown5412
    @erniehtown5412 Год назад +6

    I think Joe got The Roots mixed up with Rusted Root.

  • @briceburas
    @briceburas Год назад +4

    I was at the 9PM show in Lafayette, got to meet mark and take a pic after, was a great show but definitely was a rowdy crowd😂😂I thought the girl taking the pictures was apart of his team too💀

  • @tarastratos
    @tarastratos Год назад +9

    Congrats on the baby, Joe!! So happy for you and Sarah. You’re gonna be a great Daddy! ❤️

  • @tomhinkle9433
    @tomhinkle9433 Год назад +9

    Not sure why I listen to two comedians talk about basically nothing but I do it and I like it.

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Год назад +3

      A podcast about nothing.

  • @stevebrule405
    @stevebrule405 Год назад +8

    Love ya queefs!!

  • @MrJj113
    @MrJj113 Год назад +4

    Joe tossing his coffee cup was unexpectedly enjoyable. Had to rewind and watch again.

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Год назад +4

    Best intro conversation of all time!

  • @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle
    @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle Год назад +2

    56:13 the toes are in the right order hahahah

  • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
    @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 Год назад +18

    Bloody hell... “Belle” is simply the French word (fem.) for beautiful. Mark should know that!

    • @loubloom777
      @loubloom777 Год назад +5

      they need to learn what etymology is lol

    • @taksanetoshi
      @taksanetoshi Год назад +5

      Not very intelligent

    • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
      @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Год назад +1

      Can't tell if it's a bit at this point

    • @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
      @stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 Год назад +3

      @@chickenmanmackenzie3525 It's not a bit... I've seen them on other podcasts and they act the same way - especially List.

    • @jessica.j.cagwin
      @jessica.j.cagwin Год назад +2

      Thank you, I was screaming in my car, it's French for beautiful!! Lol

  • @matthangan7944
    @matthangan7944 Год назад +18

    Joe, you really need a kid, so you can truly do dad jokes

    • @Ginnyjulep
      @Ginnyjulep Год назад +4

      They’re having a baby. Sarah announced it on lady journey today. A boy due in October.

    • @qcrew2938
      @qcrew2938 Год назад

      ​@@Ginnyjulep good one

    • @mjm5081
      @mjm5081 Год назад

      ​@@Ginnyjulep Nice! Who's the mother?

  • @BuzzyJumper
    @BuzzyJumper Год назад +6

    21:42 TOO SOON, DUDE!
    Most of us havent even watched it yet You just go drop a spoiler, ruin the ending like that?

  • @costanza7117
    @costanza7117 Год назад +4

    didn't Mark tell this concert story last week?

  • @widespreadGoose
    @widespreadGoose Год назад +7

    Gov’t Mule is a awesome southern blues rock band, Warren Haynes is a legendary guitarist and singer. Joe would hate them.

  • @dustystephens7387
    @dustystephens7387 Год назад +8

    Tuesday on Monday!! Forever Gay!

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 Год назад +12

    This ep was a hoot and a holler

  • @p.j.wilkins1321
    @p.j.wilkins1321 5 месяцев назад

    23:37 "Kurt Loder"... damnit, Mark, you're killing me

  • @christophernichols9387
    @christophernichols9387 Год назад +5

    Joe's Dying :(

  • @callanhutchison1871
    @callanhutchison1871 Год назад +1

    I’m in Australia so this actually did come out on Tuesday

  • @Yvettes3.14
    @Yvettes3.14 Год назад +1

    Congrats Joe!! Idk if the boys have talked about it but I just heard from Lady Journey (Sarah's and Katie's) Pod that Joe and Sarah are going to be a parents!!

  • @huntmine2343
    @huntmine2343 4 месяца назад

    It was so funny watching them confuse bell and belle😂😂

  • @caivsivlivs
    @caivsivlivs Год назад +1

    Southern belle (from French belle 'beautiful') is a colloquialism for a debutante in the planter class of the Antebellum South.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 Год назад +1

    Jazz fest shroomin has to be a hoot and a queef!

  • @AnotherBangaTV
    @AnotherBangaTV Год назад +4

    MonGays

  • @bradpiff6836
    @bradpiff6836 Год назад +4

    Hey Hey Folks!!!

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 Год назад +1

    "Howie Long?"
    He was born that way.

  • @JoshuaMehojevich
    @JoshuaMehojevich Год назад

    As a New Orleans native it’s awesome listening to mark describe jazzfest. He’s spot on

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +2

    Ah, yes, Argentina: well known for their equestrian cunnilingus.

  • @ryanmc8169
    @ryanmc8169 Год назад +6

    Love this podcast, even a repeat story. It's like the uncle at the BBQ that keeps saying the same stories, but you let it go cause they tell it so well

    • @drewwood6790
      @drewwood6790 Год назад

      Fuck I was going to say..... I thought I had hit my head or something.

    • @chriscavagnaro
      @chriscavagnaro Год назад

      What episode did he tell the story on? I thought I was going crazy.

    • @jessica.j.cagwin
      @jessica.j.cagwin Год назад

      They keep mentioning an event, and then the next episode they each expand on said event and it does get confusing cause you've heard the jist already, and for a moment makes you wonder "Did they forget they said this last week?"

  • @AdrianHertz
    @AdrianHertz Год назад +1

    5:10 imagine how funny would be to find out that girl just walked in the wrong restroom LOL

  • @markketchenjr9335
    @markketchenjr9335 Год назад +2

    Best tube tuggers on the RUclips !!

  • @lithium
    @lithium Год назад +2

    Mark = ludacris, Joe = The baptise guy

  • @jeremytodd5901
    @jeremytodd5901 Год назад +1

    LOL Joe I saw your set In Tempe a couple weeks ago, first timer here. You guys are funny AF

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine Год назад +3

    this show goes down like hot pudding!

  • @jackcarlos
    @jackcarlos Год назад +3

    So true about music concerts vs. comedy. Music can make turn you into a real kook. Comedy can be great but not make me question my feelings towards my dad...

  • @JPJones03223
    @JPJones03223 Год назад +1

    43:03 Shitting on Chuck and his fuckin’ bread

  • @davinnicode
    @davinnicode Год назад

    First time I heard Mark challenging his New Orleans roots. Makes me wonder how he could not have known Jon Batiste or his music since he is from the New Orlens suburbs and probably the most popular New Orlens Jazz musician. Happy for Mark that he liked it so much! The US does not know how many great artists they have who live under the surface of the big pop music stars.

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 Год назад +1

    I dont think those Argentinian comics are stealing your crest white stip bits

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Год назад +16

    Mark i think we're all with you: the "termaphobes" are absolutely insane. Just let the jokes fly, stop taking things so seriously folks🙏

  • @matt0570
    @matt0570 Год назад +3

    Knock Knock I'm gay.

  • @derekrobidoux2832
    @derekrobidoux2832 Год назад +2

    Did Mark predict Tina Turner's death????

  • @SteveMagnante
    @SteveMagnante Год назад

    I always enjoy your podcast! Thanks, Steve Magnante

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 Год назад

    This was the first Jazzfest I missed in 15 yrs. I didn't wanna hear it but I did. It's a bummer but also, I know that Exact feeling. The best show I've seen in my life was Johnny Winter (Blind Blues guitar player) who died 6 months later)) playing in the Jazz Tent- transformative doesn't come close to describing it. I've been to alot of shows, this was the most unbelievable musician I've ever seen in my 40yrs.

  • @raygreeko
    @raygreeko Год назад +1

    Just realized I’ve seen both of you queefs live, Joe last year in Atlantic City front row knees to the stage. Saw mark earlier this year at stress factory they sat me back of the room literally back against the wall. You both killed 👊🏻

  • @R930
    @R930 Год назад +2

    That restless leg syndrome shaking the cam 😂

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Год назад +3

    Hey, Tuesgays!

  • @jonnyh5858
    @jonnyh5858 Год назад +4

    Ah yes another lovely evening with my two favorite cowards ❤

  • @thomasenglish1172
    @thomasenglish1172 Год назад

    Robin Williams has THE funniest joke about California weed. From one of his last specials

  • @kip7371
    @kip7371 Год назад

    JP gettin that shoutout! Club 337 is the shit! Can't believe I saw Mark and Kyle there.

  • @iamPROTOTYPE
    @iamPROTOTYPE Год назад +3

    i think Joe and Mark would love going to a #BillyStrings show

  • @P.dripps92
    @P.dripps92 Год назад +1

    It’s a good thing Joe list is always sitting down when he can’t stand something.

  • @hammi6304
    @hammi6304 Год назад +1

    Why is Joe List thicker than a snicker in here

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 Год назад

    I wonder how Mark feels about Adam being Bacchus King.

  • @nicklombardi9092
    @nicklombardi9092 Год назад +4

    Comedy!

  • @rawn9234
    @rawn9234 Год назад +1

    6pm on a monday ah fuck it, its Tuesday somewhere

  • @ijitdunn
    @ijitdunn Год назад +1

    Belle is probably from French for beautiful. Think Beatles "Michelle, ma belle
    These are words that go together well
    My Michelle
    Michelle, ma belle
    Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
    Tres bien ensemble"
    Hope that helps.

  • @jonf2188
    @jonf2188 Год назад

    I saw batist at Newport folk 7 years ago. Dude puts on such a fire show

  • @TheJohnWhites
    @TheJohnWhites Год назад +1

    Mark's my wife jokes are just so Fucking funny

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад +1

    Don't cry for me, Angentina Turner.

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD Год назад +4

    At this rate by this time next year the show is going to be called...........
    Sunday night with stories

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Год назад

      @@j.yahnke if they lived in New Zealand then maybe that would be right.....but it comes out around 8-9pm in Texas so thats definitely not Tuesday NY time

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 Год назад +1

    Besides the fact that Gov't Mule and The Roots are 2 of the best bands in the world, they couldn't be more different.

  • @dylananddaddy1138
    @dylananddaddy1138 Год назад +1

    Mark for love of God when you’re in Perth don’t spend your time in Subiaco. Will be at the show but dude - you gotta take an Uber anywhere ten minutes any direction is better than Subiaco.

  • @greenstreet9745
    @greenstreet9745 Год назад +1

    the steam room chronicles!!!

  • @toddtempleton9321
    @toddtempleton9321 Год назад +5

    Thanks Joe for getting dressed up

  • @caymanjohnson
    @caymanjohnson Год назад

    schrodingers cnt killed me

  • @MrZman390
    @MrZman390 Год назад

    Mark's "ass to mouth" quip really got me!

    • @MrZman390
      @MrZman390 Год назад

      "Bookmark Normand" from Joe was pretty slick too

  • @FoodforThought12345678dsds
    @FoodforThought12345678dsds Год назад

    'Belle', meaning 'fair; beautiful', was adopted into English in the 17th century from the Old French 'bele' and ultimately from the Latin 'bella'. A specific meaning, the one used in 'belle of the ball', was 'a lady who is the reigning beauty of a place'. This was known by at least 1622 when John Fletcher used it in his comic play The Beggars Bush:
    "Vandunke's daughter, The dainty black-ey'd belle."

  • @erikarsenault7135
    @erikarsenault7135 Год назад +2

    belle = pretty in French

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 Год назад +1

    Mondays with Maniacs? Mondays with men? Mondays with megalomaniacs? Mondays with your mom? Mondays fun days?

  • @skeetwoodmac4149
    @skeetwoodmac4149 Год назад

    Joe’s eyes start farting around hearing Mark say “Father to Be” and I wonder if he already knew

  • @dave.90
    @dave.90 Год назад

    I saw Jon batiste at jazz fest a few years ago, it was amazing

  • @jameskennedy7989
    @jameskennedy7989 Год назад

    Mark laughing at his own fart at the end 😂

  • @KidBaklava504
    @KidBaklava504 Год назад

    Parkway BAKERY, you queef!!!
    (Parkway Tavern is an old bar that closed years ago!)

  • @jaredgreenwald3072
    @jaredgreenwald3072 Год назад

    Joe you could COMPLETELY FIX YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL if you increase your salt intake (counter intuitive I know but this is well supported by the scientific literature) and take desiccated thyroid. High cholesterol is evidence of a low functioning thyroid, subclinical or otherwise. Cholesterol does NOT have anything to do with dietary cholesterol, I realize this may be confusing to the mouth breathers in attendance here but maybe just consider taking my word for it on this one.. High cholesterol is not a diet issue, it's a thyroid issue. Your thyroid uses utilizes cholesterol to turn into hormones, it creates more cholesterol if necessary, and keeps your cholesterol in check. If damaged, it's ability to keep your bodies cholesterol in check becomes impaired. Salt! Desiccated thyroid! Thanks for reading!

  • @rambleonros
    @rambleonros Год назад

    I want a Drumstick Ice Cream Cone

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm Год назад

    Fhew that was a rough start, but a strong strong finish!

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Год назад

    The hardest work Malden did was his late-career foray into bukkake. Give it a goog

  • @Frozen_Bean
    @Frozen_Bean Год назад

    Comedy central presents...mark normand! And yes words are indeed fun.

  • @zaadmaada6666
    @zaadmaada6666 Год назад +2

    What is this Mondays with Stories now? 🎉

    • @bender8784
      @bender8784 Год назад

      Or pony up 5 bucks ya cheap queef! Cheers

  • @Tplantsurvivor17
    @Tplantsurvivor17 Год назад +1

    Congratulations on the baby KOC 👶🍼❤

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. Год назад

    “There’s no real origin”
    *proceeds to give an exact origin

  • @brentweir4651
    @brentweir4651 Год назад +1

    Damn!! I'm 36 min late. Take my 'Gay card away...I'm late for the Best Podcast in Human History. BPHH baby. That's the tee!!!

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 Год назад +11

    Do people appreciate how insane it is that these two have kept this pod going for 10 years with absolutely no success?

    • @CamahaWR450
      @CamahaWR450 Год назад

      Nope

    • @pucz8215
      @pucz8215 Год назад +5

      @@soulcavity_ this is horrific to listen to because they’ve said everything and repeating themselves over and over

    • @Kzds4909
      @Kzds4909 Год назад +3

      ​@@pucz8215 yeah this one was pretty bad with the same talking points. Usually it's a lot better

    • @pucz8215
      @pucz8215 Год назад +3

      @@Kzds4909 why not just end it and move on

    • @FoodforThought12345678dsds
      @FoodforThought12345678dsds Год назад +3

      Yeah only making over 30k US dollars on patreon because of this pod, not including the at least over 10k usd of ads each episode. Yep, not successful at all

  • @z0uLess
    @z0uLess Год назад

    22:40 I can do that. Thats about the only thing I can do, nothing. I am dead inside and I cant even get scared, I dont blush, I dont laught when someone tries to tickle me etc. hire me please