Dylan Moran On Believing In Politicians | WHAT IT IS | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Taken from his 2009 special What It Is, the creator of Black Books Dylan Moran talks about people believing in politicians, the rugged look of the Irish and his view on Barack Obama.
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Among the BEST things ever added to RUclips. He's so brilliant - content, speed, intonation, the lot. I adore the man.
I can never replicate his speed and pacing, it’s so unique, I love it.
"So crooked he sleeps on a spiral staircase". Had to rewind several times for that, I want an occasion to say it now.
I don't think you'll have to wait very long...
i giggled on the "religion is basically a formalized panic about death" nailed the f*** out of it.
so clever delivery
I'm glad I didn't have to see the top of his head. Thank you for that.
He is pissed isn’t he.
It's depressing to see how dated this show is now, but Putin is still Putin.
"Good have a biscuit" is my new catchphrase
And settle down lol
@@lucydaniels3385 morning my love and miss my
People who woukd be violent lunatics if they had a kite.. Nearly spat out my drink at that point 😂
I've had to deal with them at work plenty of times. He's not wrong.
You’ve completely missed the joke haha. He’s pointing out that being a bikie doesn’t mean you’re a violent lunatic. There are violent lunatics who could just as easily pick up a hobby flying kites.
@@NielsenSam7 no one missed the joke, same as no one needs it explaining.
"You just take your best middle class smile..."
the image was quite hilarious, right
It's a bikey coming at me with a knifey now I'm in the morguey
"I prayed really hard and then the fairy came."
"Did'e? Good. Have a biscuit." 😏👌🏻
Have another bickie, and please be quiet.
With the speed with which he goes through his jokes you wouldn't expect so many of them to be so incredibly _subtle._ It's like he's not writing for the audience but for himself instead.
A coaster 😁
»...cloned from a dead shark...« is so on point. 😂
[ Edit ] Also, it's pretty unnerving how timely and acute it still is in 2022.
No! You do it! You're super Jesus!!! 😂 And so true this was....
oh my god I've never felt so sad when a video finished and with this man it's every time
Play it again, Adam
@@ElvarMasson Tried the „Black Books” series yet? It's on RUclips, via Dead Parrot and really navigated me through some of my worst hours.
As an Italian I feel incredibly honoured Dylan talked about our worst fuck up in recent history
Except for Mussolini ... he is really on point with politics I wasn't born in Italty but my Dad lived there for centuries and .... well it's all true. You know the quote from Orson Well's classic film The 3rd Man where he plays the bad guy and this remains; in 1000 years Italy has produced the greatest artists and thinkers the world has ever seen ... also the greatest scoundrels. In the same amount of time Switzerland had maintained peace and prosperity and produced ... the cuckoo clock ... lol best wishes from all my soul.
@@evelynbaron2004He lived there for enturies? How feckin’ old is your dad? 😂
@@MiniTrainLoco ... What are enturies ? ... is that like a century, minus eighty years for good behavior ? ...
‘Death is coming…quick! Put on the gold hat!!’
hahahahahahahaha
“Who happen to have motorcycles, but who are mainly violent lunatics. Who would be violent lunatics if they had a kite! Or just a rubber duck, they’d still be insane!”
The Rubber Duckies...that’s a biker gang I‘d love to see. Full yellow leather chaps, with tattoos saying “Bathtime Fun”. Oh, that mental image will never fail to make me smile.
Rubber ducks attached the handle bars. They squeeze the ducks in time with one another as they bomb down the highway. QUACK QUACK
The picture in the back of their yellow leather jackets , a big yellow rubber duck
❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️"Jesus: 'I am the light.'"
"Jesusina: 'I am quite bright.'"❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️
Who ARE these people that dislike Dylan Moran? My god, genius flows off the man in little rivers!
albert mccune: the unfortunately dull and dim.
So it does, SO IT duz.
Depends where you come from really. Many people in real life are actually more funny than Dylan. Maybe you guys are in actual fact the naive ones. We will never know for sure.
@@rosbifle413 care to suggest some of these other people?
@@nicoleyensen7062 I know people who aren't paid professional comedians who have better wit. It's all about being working class and savvy. I can't suggest anyone to you as I simply don't care. My initial comment was just to refute the idiocy behind the idea that if you don't like Dylan Moran you must be defective.
One of the few wittiest comedians I've ever seen. Also reminds me of a younger madeye Moody xD
what worries me the most... is that i can actually follow this man's train of thought!...this cant be good!!!.....
😂
ADD/ADHD ? Welcome to the club 😂😂
What did his forehead do to the camera man?
Probably a random crop to prevent copyright strikes from algorithms.
I have recently discovered this fellow. Excellent comedian!
This was entertaining, but was there something offensive on the top of his head when it was always cropped out? We've seen more of his shoes than his head.
I kept thinking I was scrolled down and going, 'Wtf?'
I think it's to prevent youtube from detecting ripped content. You sometimes see videos where everything has been mirrored. Same concept.
Happiness doesnt come easy to you
RUclips will take it down for copyright infringement
People create their gods. Why can't we come up with a good one? A drunk Irish comedian is far better than the ones we have right now.
He’s not drunk.
Just Irish
@@husbandryenvy433 No He's pissed, and still so brilliant!
@@pianystrom8137 He is brilliant but he’s neither pissed not drunk .
maybe we have to see ourselves as gods and finally take responsability
"Keep it at a steady 40"...😂😂😂
English person here. Scotland is beautiful.
When bomber gos to the after life and finds out that they never specified whether the virgins were women and that they were virgins for a reason
It's apparently a mistranslation of 72 "grapes" too. Eradicating themselves for a paradise that could be achieved by a trip to Tesco 🤦🏻♀️
Well now that could be one of a few things, women, socially upsetting men, and then small children...
I just hope it's the two appropriate ones.
Brilliant!😁
Bomber goes to Heaven and finds 72 Nuns!
Dylan Moran is such a 2020 mood!
Drunk Dylan Moran you mean... Sober is completely different.
He did it before it was cool.
Ah, so the bug in MIB was just Irish.
Umm...greatest living stand-up??! Just saying.
Maybe. now that Louis is disgraced.
Deadset brilliant
No, Daniel Kitson is the greatest living one. But Moran is definitely in my all time top10.
Miguel Marques I’m not from the UK so I guess I’m out of luck.....😉 but I have seen Moran live and he’s amazing! This whole bit is pure gold.
@@mim46922 I know a lot of comics say this, too, and I've a few friends who've seen him live and say he's brilliant. Unfortunately, I've only ever been able to find a few short clips on yt and, while they were pretty good, they weren't enough to form much of an opinion.
"...touching you on the knee telling you you lost weight, what´s going on?" :D
He is a very clever person and frisking hilarious!
I so love him!! His insight is so keen and spot on!!
Hilarious and full of gems!!
When you wake up absolutely miserable and think to self "I need a joint and some Dylan Moran standup to make me feel better".... and then it works, and now you're ready and raring to go out for coffee and take the dog for a walk....are you just as fucked up as Dylan? LOL ~THC
Saw Dylan last night. Clean and sober. Wow.
Ah a liar. The comment section always has one of them
So... you met his stunt double?
Pics or it didn't happen
such a genius. i could listen to this same routine over and over and still laugh. so much truth.
Also he's GORGEOUS
Dylan, you are the sexiest man alive ❤. I hope that’s not inappropriate. If it is, I apologise but you’re still the sexiest man alive
Obama : the super Jesus! You do it! Not us! YOU do it! 🤣
So true. That's why he couldn't do it.
Here in Tennessee, every word he says about the Irish and Scottish rings true. Which makes perfect sense because they were the folks that "settled" it.
(after other not-so-pale people had already been living here for centuries, of course.)
I LOVE Dylan Moran……I really HATE THE FUCKING ADS!!!!!!
Genius indeed.
"... people injecting marzipan into each others stumps" 🤣🤣
He’s got it the wrong way round with women, they all rate themselves as a 9 or 10, most blokes wouldn’t rate themselves as anything above a five.
this always cracks me up🤣🤣🤣
You're the best😂
Blending in with the local women and children LMFAO
His body language and mannerisms ...the way he talks ... reminds me so much of Colin firth.
Scotland is expensive to get to and far away but unlike The South, the other end is worth it.
100% on point. Bravo.
I love these pessimistic jokes
BRILLIANT... The Irish Dudley Moore
8:38 - start of the thumbnail joke
I Loooooooooove Dylan Moran.
That PM was Kevin Rudd, not the present one, in case anyone was wildly confused
He was never that popular, even in his own loungeroom.
@@blackletter2591 he was, in the polls. You can check 'em all, they keep records.
LOL, very confusing.
SHAWN OF THE DEAD!!!!
Who was the prime minister then? Kevin Rudd
Yep.
Sheila did you get chrissie a pressie for chrissie ?
Ace this guy
The arora lights can be seen in Scotland
The beans bit 😂
The poor beaver previously preach because wholesaler neurochemically scrape opposite a crazy yard. fluttering, short anger
I once gave over 75%... It was clearly too much. People get weird, they get tired, it's tiresome to be receiving 75% from someone when you don't give yourself 75%. Like "dude, get off, what you see and feel is clearly an illusion, I don't speak in poetry nor do I shit ancient Babylonian pottery, my low self esteem can't support this deitification, your love is just an obsession, go get a hobby and get off my lips"
And of course you get hurt and flood her inbox until she calls the police, hoping there is a legal way to stop having her marble floor stained by your bleeding heart, as you lay on the floor heaving in pain, being an absolute and unnecessary nuisance for everyone, "oh my love, my love, how will I resist the absence of an outside being?" while everyone is just hoping the crying stops so that the TV becomes audible again.
It has been an interesting year for me.
Gongasoso A bit confused here. Are you quoting Dylan, or did you come up with this gem yourself? 🖤
@@thethingonlycatscansee963 this is geniunely coming from personal experience
Gongasoso a) Beautifully written. Sad and amusing. b) I hope you are doing better now... 🖤
@@Gongasoso ... Nicely said.
Sad. Super common for men to experience. A hard lesson to never open up fully or love too much.
But several beautiful phrases there. Kudos.
This is viscerally sad. I feel for you and hope time has at least dulled the pain a bit✨
Was he always drunk in 2009?
He was always Irish in 2009... so...
No this was the only year he was sober.
He was sober for whole five years! Of course, that was before he went to school.
Does he come around with a pot roast and touch you on the knee and asks if you've lost weight.
How do you want me was a great sitcom, shame about Charlotte
I often hear "Ag air nai gaigh ah hang anugh who ghi" said in Glasgow
Every time is two words...what is happening?! Why is everybody suddenly writing all these adverbs as one word?
Everywhere, everybody/one, everything...that's it. But everytime? How do you pronounce it? Do you enunciate time? Do you say it quicker than literate people? I don't get it...
Do you have anything in an aquarium?
Haha he mentioned Glasgow hehe
I HATE THE FUCKING ADS!!!!!!!!!!!
gd for a smile to land on the face :)
super jesus 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Shaun of the Dead.
Temazapam? Arfkm?
“We all died out because we fucked it up.” This couldn’t be more true as to the direction the human race is heading. The human animal is the worst.
Rubber duck! 😂
A
😂😂😂🤣🤣 the beans bit killed me
Drunk cameraman
Any one know when this was shot I can't remember the last time a Prime Minister had an approval rating of 100 percent in Australia
I thought that. Surely not scomo.
he didn say 100 he said 75 i think. but yea i have no idea
I was wondering the same. Kevin Rudd early on maybe?
@@totalpwnership s3 was A ez
I bet he's a fan of Eddie Izzard 😎
Of course he works out, he has a Nobel Peace Prize.
Obama was competent? LMAO
*Every time. Your thumbnail doesn't have many words, you should probably spend the 3 seconds it takes to check for errors.
There are several pieces of artwork that bear the title "Everytime", among others the Britney Spears song of the same name. I wouldn't say it's incorrect if words like "BYOD", "Phablet" and "Ragazine" can make it into the Oxford English Dictionary.
Don't know where he got the idea the English people don't visit Scotland. I know he's got jokes to make, but that's bullshit.
My lord he is pissed
Believe in God....
...but keep an eye on his recruiters
I don't believe in Religions because they don't appear to support the object of their existence
And I didn't like Obama for one moment
Thanks to the Obama admin, Libya hasn’t had a government in years, Syria has been in unending civil war, and the civilized world just decided Putin can take any piece of land that happens to have Russians living on it 😂
"If Jesus was a woman he would've been more modest!"
Lol, no.
Barak intelligent? No teleprompter = no talk Barak.
Urg. No doubt about this guy's political affiliations.
I know I wish he'd stop beating us over the head with it
That's freedom for ya!
@@GrandmasterFerg who forced you to watch? Who stopped you hitting the pause button?
@@lizziebkennedy7505 I was being sarcastic Lizzie chill the beans
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Hm. Well... I guess we got an insight into how Obama's supporters thought about him. Speaks pretty strongly as to which side of politics thinks rationally and which side is an irrational cult.
Yes please do go ahead and interpret a joke to fit your views and invalidate the entire other half of the political spectrum :)
@@alicenoley9537 His "joke" is that Obama was so good that the only impediment to Obama's progress could be the people. (A) Not really a joke, more of a statement and (B) people who talk like that about a Dear Leader invalidate themselves. Of course, you agree with him so instead of seeing how ridiculous that sounds, you would rather accuse me of being the bad guy for acknowledging how ridiculous that sounds.
@@blane404 Oh yes, I winced hard when he said that. Even as a joke it's pathetic, especially when it's clear Obama was never any better than P-n or Berlusconi or anyone else in power. But I suppose he couldn't say anything else as he wouldn't be able to get work afterwards, such is the reality of "liberal" and "democratic" circles that make carriers in showbiz. Pity, that, Dylan's quite talented but has to pander to the left to get ahead.
Yeah, because one size of Obama supporter fits all. 🤦♀️
@@lizziebkennedy7505 Make yourself different. Express disgust with that "size" of Obama supporter or be, correctly, lumped in with them. Passive aggressively disagreeing with me for expressing disgust with Obama supporters of that sort is weak and boring... the kind of thing a person who needs a Dear Leader would do.
This is weak.
You're weak, and you know it.