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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @ForOrAgainstUs
    @ForOrAgainstUs 5 лет назад +2613

    "Don't argue with someone who knows you."
    This is a multilayered and deep truth that all should abide.

  • @thegoatchild3545
    @thegoatchild3545 5 лет назад +1300

    This man is an absolute genius. Deep truths, hidden behind absurdist humor. And extremely literate. He deserves infinitely more recognition.

    • @actsrv9
      @actsrv9 5 лет назад +6

      This

    • @GETAJEWUPYA
      @GETAJEWUPYA 5 лет назад +21

      Believe me he is well recognised

    • @johndoe2790
      @johndoe2790 5 лет назад +16

      @@GETAJEWUPYA but not infinitely recognized

    • @mrs_d3n1mx28
      @mrs_d3n1mx28 5 лет назад +30

      He's practically unknown in the US, from what I've seen. I've shown him to 2 people, both couldn't look beyond his accent. They also couldn't get comfy with the speed of his jokes. :/

    • @thegoatchild3545
      @thegoatchild3545 5 лет назад +7

      MRS_D3N1M X his speed can be a problem, but not on YT!😉 He was on Conan twice and also on Letterman.

  • @impalaSS65
    @impalaSS65 5 лет назад +1734

    This man is the most creative comedian I know. No cheap jokes despite the incredible rate he delivers new jokes. This is the only sure fire comedian I'd bring a date to.

    • @Caperhere
      @Caperhere 5 лет назад +18

      impalaSS65 Wear a nice shirt. 😄

    • @impalaSS65
      @impalaSS65 5 лет назад +9

      @@Caperhere Of course! My black T-shirts with white dog hair and heavy metal prints are always a winner, I understand ;)

    • @happinesstan
      @happinesstan 5 лет назад +4

      No cheap jokes? The whole dog impression was cheap, and unoriginal. And it didn't fit the narrative. "Is that the level of challenge you want?" then goes on to admit it's a level he couldn't handle. This sounds desperate.
      I recommend some Doug Stanhope or Bill Burr.

    • @musicalbacon2
      @musicalbacon2 5 лет назад +6

      I love Dylan, but incredible rate? Lol. He’s made like 4 specials in the past 25 years.

    • @impalaSS65
      @impalaSS65 5 лет назад +12

      @@happinesstan I disagree with your analysis of the dog joke. It was all his, even thought the theme has been done, so has the theme of relational comedy with "small, weak and useless men", which usually make me cringe and puke at the same time. My final analysis is "hahaha", hence it stands the test.
      Bill Burr is my personal all time comedian. I recognize myself and my closest friends in him. He doesn't reach the creative level of Dylan Moran, but I don't need it necessarily to laugh.
      Stanhope has some witty twists, but seems tormented by anxiety and lack of self knowledge.
      None of them are a good choice for a date. That was a requirement in my comment.
      I'd go to a Bill Burr show for the double ticket price, but alone.

  • @kentbyron7608
    @kentbyron7608 3 года назад +82

    One of the greatest discoveries of the past month for me has been this comedian. His voice is perfect, he can project… he sounds Shakespearean trained in theatre… like he studied and worked hard… he’s hilarious, he can improvise, a funny creative poet, great delivery. Bravo… he’s brilliant, warm and can hold the audience completely in the palm of his hand. A force of nature, yet so relaxed. Wow. I’d read a good biography on him. What a master. Gratitude!💕🌷🙏🏼☕️

    • @dreed1058
      @dreed1058 3 года назад +1

      You said it perfectly! I'm 65, hippie liberal, but I'd have to molest him if within my grasp, lol!!

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 3 года назад +9

      Have you watched Black Books? It's brilliant!

    • @heyysimone
      @heyysimone 2 года назад +4

      You are in for a treat. I can just watch his videos for daaaaays

    • @theGENIUSofART-understood
      @theGENIUSofART-understood Год назад +4

      it's called 'Irish' 😅

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial 5 лет назад +1422

    Adult film: Home Loan 2

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 5 лет назад +12

      Now your talking!

    • @lisaa6099
      @lisaa6099 5 лет назад +9

      2 ?

    • @Spthomas47
      @Spthomas47 5 лет назад +55

      @@lisaa6099 the first one was a lackluster coming of age film and the couple didn't realise credit mattered.
      2 was by FAR the superior of the franchise.

    • @MichaelFlanagan
      @MichaelFlanagan 5 лет назад +30

      ​@@lisaa6099 - Denied a Home Loan 2: Home Loan in New York.
      Look out for that Trump cameo!

    • @feefee6889
      @feefee6889 5 лет назад +18

      Now that’s a horror film I’ll watch

  • @classactsexpertiseandinspi4815
    @classactsexpertiseandinspi4815 Год назад +6

    The best Irish comedians like Dylan Moran (probably the best of all) have a keen sense of the surreal rather than the cruel in their observations on everyday life Love that while he speaks fast like most Irish people- he has slowed down his delivery for global audiences and his concepts are so plentiul he rarely swears except for appropriate emphasis in a live environment. Erudite Genius and too talented to indulge in bullying of anyone eg women, fat people/other groups like some UK and US and Australian comics do ( except for Billy Connolly a Scotsman of Irish parents who is also brilliantly surreal and Never cruel, bullying , racist or misogynistic) God bless them both.

  • @michaellear4094
    @michaellear4094 4 года назад +75

    This bloke just riffs so brilliantly, stream of consciousness writ large and in so doing he reveals the essence of the fraught human condition in true Irish fashion.

  • @saeidk736
    @saeidk736 5 лет назад +817

    man he made so many jokes....my brain is not used to this speed

    • @tabithahallows6116
      @tabithahallows6116 5 лет назад +4

      Lol go watch Russel Howard's older stand-up videos

    • @zhin13
      @zhin13 5 лет назад +15

      Ikr I see so many comedians drag on the joke before getting to the punchline. Like get to the point already, I'm not here for story time.

    • @Tombrosapien
      @Tombrosapien 5 лет назад +4

      Lucinda Norris he’s a cross eyed nonce

    • @soulwaves20000
      @soulwaves20000 4 года назад +2

      Zhin Null you can make many jokes on the way to the punchline...anticipation is usually really fun.

    • @primarymeme9929
      @primarymeme9929 4 года назад

      If you like a similar structure but with a little more dark humor check out Sam Morril, his special is free on youtube

  • @Anna-bv2we
    @Anna-bv2we 5 лет назад +564

    "Here's a remote covered in nutella. I thought you'd enjoy that." 😆

    • @caroliner2029
      @caroliner2029 3 года назад +1

      How can I also receive this marellous token of love and esteem?😁

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell 5 лет назад +305

    "it's a bit windy but you get grapefruit. brilliant. that's the internet"

  • @adamdrakestudio
    @adamdrakestudio 5 лет назад +424

    "...and my overwhelming resemblance to all the villains in history."

  • @RapidBlindfolds
    @RapidBlindfolds 5 лет назад +294

    “You become a jelly baby with a few quid” 😂😂😂😂 that was the funniest joke

    • @ps7549
      @ps7549 5 лет назад

      bea haxby what do those words mean?? What are quid?

    • @RapidBlindfolds
      @RapidBlindfolds 5 лет назад +6

      @@ps7549 jelly baby is a gelatinous candy in the UK, and quid is our currency, slang for 'pound'

    • @amifeeth
      @amifeeth 5 лет назад

      @@ps7549 quid means moneeyyy

    • @mikeluke9404
      @mikeluke9404 4 года назад +6

      A jelly baby is told by doctor you are pregnant , who have you slept with? Jelly baby replies allsorts! Stay safe.

    • @Lynn-nr2vk
      @Lynn-nr2vk 2 года назад

      @@mikeluke9404 wonderful I laughed

  • @landerbennewith6169
    @landerbennewith6169 5 лет назад +292

    I've never heard anyone make a joke about nuclear reactor fuel using the specific term "fissile material". That's great.

  • @kneazle3603
    @kneazle3603 5 лет назад +562

    it's weird cause the difference between men and women is the kind of topic most comedians would see as hacky, but he's always brilliant in the way he approaches it

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 лет назад +65

      Those differences will never be boring. It's the 21st century and we're no closer to understanding one another. If anything, I think we're regressed.

    • @adamdrakestudio
      @adamdrakestudio 5 лет назад +7

      @@Katya_Lastochka preach

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 5 лет назад +41

      I thought the same thing. I worked in a comedy club for 6 years, and normally when comedians get on to the 'men & women' stuff, it's so played out and weak. Moran still manages to engage me with it though. Kudos.

    • @Sammy200655294
      @Sammy200655294 5 лет назад +89

      that's because he actually cherishes women - you can tell he loves his wife very much, too.

    • @kneazle3603
      @kneazle3603 5 лет назад +5

      @@adamdrakestudio actually don't

  • @rachelsizemore3534
    @rachelsizemore3534 5 лет назад +458

    "All women during the day are freezing because all the kilajoules in their brain are burnt up by knowing everything about everyone in a two mile radius "
    God, im dying! It's true!

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 Год назад

      reminded me of my aunts when they come to visit XD

  • @nickburmanmusic
    @nickburmanmusic 3 года назад +21

    I'm not sure I could physically handle seeing Dylan live. Every line is eye watering, curling up in laughter-pain genius!

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 Год назад +1

      it was one of the highlights of my life I swear to god. he's honestly even better in person XD

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot Год назад +9

    My new favourite comedian 🍾

  • @ANYTHINGIWANT100
    @ANYTHINGIWANT100 4 года назад +135

    “Why do you never want to put your arms around me anymore!!”
    “Because I don’t want two charred stumps thank you very much. No one told me I was marrying fissile material.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂 This killed me.

  • @Man-fp8vp
    @Man-fp8vp 3 года назад +34

    This guy should start a book shop

  • @Logitah
    @Logitah 5 лет назад +73

    I'm so happy that he questioned the "adult" in "adult films", because I have never understood it myself...

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 4 года назад +45

    Any joke where the punchline is "fissile material" is one that validates the cost to hear it live.

  • @whitehorse1959
    @whitehorse1959 4 года назад +25

    8:33 What a splendid observation. It's so true. My wife is always freezing during the day - and she knows everything about everybody in a large radius. If I need to know anything about who or what or where, I ask her - or my grand daughter.

  • @katharina689
    @katharina689 3 года назад +20

    Existential, poetic comedy is definitely my style. Dylan Moran is the one!

  • @PhilipZilfo
    @PhilipZilfo 5 лет назад +205

    3:36 Beetroot and vertigo... Horseradish and deja-vu hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂

  • @Thoughtless427
    @Thoughtless427 3 года назад +28

    This man is special, his weird delivery and style is like a mix of James Acaster, Steven Fry and Hugh Lorie multiplied by Bill Bailey. And his ability to completely subvert your expectations in the middle of a normal sentence is incredible.

  • @highdownmartin
    @highdownmartin 5 лет назад +1035

    This is the scientific bit. If you don't understand science it'll sound like generalisations.

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 5 лет назад +9

      I loved that bit the most xD

    • @keennickolas8575
      @keennickolas8575 4 года назад +1

      I gotta remember that sentence xDDD

    • @gunitbunit7350
      @gunitbunit7350 4 года назад +3

      I was gonna give you a like but you already have a perfect 666 likes... As a satanist I Didnt want to spoil it!

    • @stephenparry6811
      @stephenparry6811 4 года назад +1

      @@DuncanKassel lol

  • @robertmelia3780
    @robertmelia3780 5 лет назад +48

    One of the main things that RUclips is great for, is that you can see devastatingly underrated comedians such as your man DM. He observes life, then shows it back to us, truthfully and hilariously. ✌🏼️

    • @glacialimpala
      @glacialimpala 5 лет назад +10

      Well I wouldn't call someone who is popular across the globe underrated. Come to think of it he's the only modern comedian who came to Serbia

    • @Koreviking
      @Koreviking 3 года назад +2

      Underrated? He’s bloody Dylan Moran! It seems to be just the US that people are ignorant, the rest of us are in the know.

    • @RazorMouth
      @RazorMouth 8 месяцев назад +1

      He's not underrated, if you're into stand up you'll have known him. He tours the world.

  • @seraphale
    @seraphale 5 лет назад +13

    Aaaah, I love his mind! Also his face.

  • @Damezumari1
    @Damezumari1 5 лет назад +16

    I love this guy. He is simply brilliant.

  • @eloisekerjean9677
    @eloisekerjean9677 4 года назад +43

    Making me laugh on a dark quarantine day, charming and witty as always 👍

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo 3 года назад +5

    So articulate in the way he tells jokes. Seriously layered humour as well. Genius!

  • @monica_moniker
    @monica_moniker 5 лет назад +140

    I am going to be laughing at "beetroot and vertigo" for days.

  • @Samts16
    @Samts16 4 года назад +23

    I've watched and re-watched this and other things by dylan moran almost 10 times now but i still laugh incredulously. He's hilarious!!

  • @psychoctapus8069
    @psychoctapus8069 5 лет назад +334

    i thought this was gonna be a ted talk...

    • @vendictum
      @vendictum 5 лет назад +3

      Thought that too lol

    • @Maesterful
      @Maesterful 5 лет назад +18

      It is

    • @truerosie
      @truerosie 5 лет назад +10

      Well wasn't that a lucky break?!
      You discovered the inimitable Dylan Moran. Enjoy!

    • @kermit8173
      @kermit8173 4 года назад +6

      @@truerosie what is with your spacing ?

    • @reuireuiop0
      @reuireuiop0 4 года назад +3

      The part you looking for starts about 6m25s
      Man that's real science for you!
      (Yet, quite different from what all men thought off when clicking :P

  • @sarahs7669
    @sarahs7669 5 лет назад +46

    God, he only gets better and better. I thought Monster was peak, but his new stuff is SO GOOD.

  • @jamesfitzpatrick8300
    @jamesfitzpatrick8300 2 года назад +1

    “..put a different fucking shirt on…’ Died.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏😂

  • @heidireis9650
    @heidireis9650 7 месяцев назад +1

    The delivery of his quick wit is his genius!!! ❤

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 5 лет назад +245

    "to some who are not familiar with science this may sound like generalizations"

    • @dmenace2003
      @dmenace2003 5 лет назад +4

      kinn grimm Absolute gold from a comedian!

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar 5 лет назад +5

      Won’t lie that one flew over my head

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm 5 лет назад +1

      @@buttan3399 hi mate, hope you are doing well. Looking forward to the upcoming M&B2

  • @irishcountrygirl78
    @irishcountrygirl78 5 лет назад +40

    Myself and the hubby are 19 years married today, he's spot on "romote control covered in Nutella"..🤷‍♀️
    Sounds grand to me 😁😁😁

  • @breakingthemasks
    @breakingthemasks 5 лет назад +56

    How the crime shall be remembered... Ahhahahahahahah!!!. I'm ded. So spot on. Lol

    • @caroliner2029
      @caroliner2029 3 года назад

      This was the exact running commentary on life that my mother supplied us with, totally free and without anyone asking.

  • @margicates553
    @margicates553 5 лет назад +19

    New Dylan Moran!
    What a gift on this fine morning! 😆

  • @helenlockhart7940
    @helenlockhart7940 Год назад +2

    He's the best person I've watched in years. His humour touches every moment of life and makes you laugh.
    His humour has made my life so much happier

  • @GamingNameless
    @GamingNameless 5 лет назад +461

    Why does he not have a Netflix special ?????

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 5 лет назад +67

      This man is far too good for Netflix!

    • @jackoblllllllll
      @jackoblllllllll 5 лет назад +4

      @@boahnation9932 what appropriate platform would you suggest for him?

    • @CMD_IE
      @CMD_IE 5 лет назад +19

      too busy babysitting Bill Bailey

    • @HexYan
      @HexYan 5 лет назад +28

      @but why Quite different in their comedy. Not even close to the same subjects or style.

    • @enemycapital
      @enemycapital 5 лет назад +26

      lol Chapelle's Netflix specials have been hot garbage. You can tell he keeps dumping them on there because they keep giving him $20mil each time for his NEW EDGY TAKE on steaming broccoli or whatever the fuck he talks about. Most comedians suck, always have, and while Chapelle used to be good, now he's a hack who's shat four terrible specials out in three years and dumped them direct-to-Netflix because no reasonable person would pay for them. But now everyone pretends to like one because it caused controversy. Yeah, it was shit and nothing was funny and Dave Chapelle looks like there are various parts of him beginning to peel, but Buzzfeed seemed pretty pissed about his take on the socioeconomic situation of the Republic Citrus Farmers or summat, so I guess I can pretend to like that special I didn't watch.
      Fuck you bro, I've never even been to Bratislava
      3========D~~~!~~~~~~
      (1:1 Proportion)
      -Lord Valerie Jenkins-

  • @pseudonayme7717
    @pseudonayme7717 5 лет назад +126

    Truly the Salvador Dali of comedy, incredible 🤣😂😄

  • @tallenpelegrin7026
    @tallenpelegrin7026 4 года назад +3

    I can listen to Dylan Moran over and over again; I seem to never get tired his comic dialogues.

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 Год назад +1

    Absolutely original genius. There is no one like him.

  • @ericpeterson8732
    @ericpeterson8732 5 лет назад +265

    "This is the science part, it's science, but it might sound like generalization."😃

    • @unintelligible5886
      @unintelligible5886 5 лет назад +6

      @legionary anti-illuminati What?

    • @voodoodolll
      @voodoodolll 4 года назад +8

      How did you misquote a video that you can rewind

  • @linaride
    @linaride 5 лет назад +10

    I will always love this man and his style of comedy. XD

  • @AlexandraofUnusualIdeas
    @AlexandraofUnusualIdeas 3 года назад +1

    "What about this one thinking about moving to Shrewsbury?"🤣🤣

  • @joesdi
    @joesdi 3 года назад +1

    This is the ONLY comedian I binge watch. Repeatedly. No other comes close.

  • @jyoung8441
    @jyoung8441 3 года назад +4

    How he remembers all those lines is just amazing

  • @jamiefitzgrade7960
    @jamiefitzgrade7960 5 лет назад +7

    Dylan Moran is a brilliant man

  • @jackysu3271
    @jackysu3271 4 года назад +14

    Hehe... That's exactly how I usually question my husband... I had no idea that answering might be such a torture...

  • @Sayantnee
    @Sayantnee 4 года назад +13

    God bless you! You are the first stand up comedian that I ever discovered and you are still the classiest! And I wish you a happy, good and safe life! (That's the wish that covers every thing as far as I can understand). Thank you for entertaining us - the modern day slaves, those around whom the Starbucks was originally built! 🎋

  • @shellieblack528
    @shellieblack528 2 года назад +2

    I loved Dylan Moran on Black's Books!!! Watched it several times!!!!!

  • @anitawebster9450
    @anitawebster9450 2 года назад +1

    Unbelievably hilarious!!! 🤣
    And I don't think he breathes...

  • @TinyShinyUnique
    @TinyShinyUnique 4 года назад +1

    I honestly thought at parts that the bit AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN would be fitting. Absolutely glorious that he is back.

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 5 лет назад +15

    Dogs truly are awesome.. :)

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 5 лет назад

      I know 🥰 we just got one a dog few months ago....and she's always soooo excited to see us when we rerun home. Like - she can't believe we're still alive 🤣 so cute 💜

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath2046 5 лет назад +125

    *sees video*
    Hmm is he as funny as he used to be?
    *minutes later*
    I can’t breathe! :)

    • @thejasonbischoff
      @thejasonbischoff 5 лет назад +1

      Klamath 2046 your comment style:
      Quite hackneyed though.

  • @fyrworks1985
    @fyrworks1985 5 лет назад +137

    THE BOWEL CONDITION IS FATAL!

    • @Indiscrimi
      @Indiscrimi 5 лет назад +37

      Well, I still don't love you.

  • @rayallan8481
    @rayallan8481 3 месяца назад +1

    This man is the man, true story

  • @neroarchangel
    @neroarchangel 3 года назад +8

    I dunno what it is about this man but he reminds of great Robin Williams. He has similar delivery and his humor and sarcasm are on point. I love it.

  • @Rakkis97
    @Rakkis97 5 лет назад +8

    It had some good parts, but that last bit had me rolling! The timing and delivery was fanastic!

  • @mrbrian826
    @mrbrian826 4 года назад +5

    Seen him live about a year ago. He seemed to emit a very low energy when performing but was still very entertaining. Still one my top five favourite comedians

  • @steviesmiler
    @steviesmiler 5 лет назад +39

    Dam! Now I’m searching “black books” on RUclips. Another late night for me 😆

    • @zerithmunswyn988
      @zerithmunswyn988 5 лет назад +3

      steviesmiler Amazing show. Still watch it.

    • @steviesmiler
      @steviesmiler 5 лет назад +5

      Zerith Munswyn yep. I found series 1, episode 1, on RUclips.
      “Cooking the books”.
      I forgot about the little book of calm 😆

    • @zerithmunswyn988
      @zerithmunswyn988 5 лет назад +2

      steviesmiler lmfao my favorite episode is that first one. So beautifully written.

  • @1x4
    @1x4 5 лет назад +8

    6:05 I was literally taking out my contacts. XD

  • @TheHoneyBadgerDUDE
    @TheHoneyBadgerDUDE 5 лет назад +23

    I loved Black Books. Just wanted to say that.

  • @jimf671
    @jimf671 Год назад +1

    'Jelly baby with a few quid.' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @suesjoy
    @suesjoy 2 года назад +2

    I love love this man so much. True genius.💜☮️💜

  • @elizabethduval7562
    @elizabethduval7562 3 года назад +3

    This is so densely packed with great material. Hilarious in a deep way. I just discovered him by typing in "British stand up comedians". Otherwise, i might never have found him. I hope he has a lot of videos on you tube.

    • @cathalorourke1
      @cathalorourke1 3 года назад +1

      Just in case you may think he's British, I'll point out that he's not, he's Irish, although you can probably tell by the accent anyway.

  • @blessedbees4247
    @blessedbees4247 4 года назад +4

    Love Dylan Moran ! Especially in the sitcom “Black Books”.

    • @andreasv9472
      @andreasv9472 3 года назад +2

      LOVED black books

    • @blessedbees4247
      @blessedbees4247 3 года назад +1

      @@andreasv9472 just wish there would have been more seasons.....

  • @elizabethduval7562
    @elizabethduval7562 2 года назад

    i have listened to this segment so many times that i know all of the punch lines and how he will deliver them, yet i STILL burst into uncontrollable laughter listening...

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 2 года назад +2

    "one person in a relationship cant do everything. Itd be unbalanced. So i test the crisps."
    😂

  • @MsGaella
    @MsGaella 2 года назад +1

    Beyond brilliant!

  • @lesleymcshanemitchell9651
    @lesleymcshanemitchell9651 3 года назад +2

    God he's good His delivery is 2nd to none Love his stuff

  • @norwegianblue2017
    @norwegianblue2017 4 года назад +26

    One of the best things about being in a committed relationship is that you have someone to call you out on your bullshit and bad habits. Especially for us men. This is one reason married guys in their 40s and 50s do better than most of their single counterparts if they go back on the dating market. We dress better, we eat better, we have better manners and, most importantly, we know women better.

  • @lizisler9415
    @lizisler9415 Год назад +1

    Dylan Moran is a comic genius!

  • @visheshvatsal3051
    @visheshvatsal3051 5 лет назад +63

    I wonder what his wife's reaction was when he rehearsed this.

    • @N0stalgicLeaf
      @N0stalgicLeaf 5 лет назад +40

      You've heard it already. "You wearing that shirt?"

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 5 лет назад +26

      She probably helped him tweak the jokes honestly lol. Seems like they have a very healthy relationship

    • @HomemdaFaina
      @HomemdaFaina 4 года назад +28

      @mrpinks show us on the doll where the mean woman hurt you.

    • @RazorMouth
      @RazorMouth 8 месяцев назад

      She'd have to be a diamond in the rough to put up with him all the time 😂

  • @RasPutintheGreat
    @RasPutintheGreat 4 года назад +4

    "insane requirements for details".
    Hahaha

  • @aBoogivogi
    @aBoogivogi 5 лет назад +9

    "Marrying fissile material" Absolutely brilliant

  • @solivier7983
    @solivier7983 5 лет назад +169

    I freeze all day. I burn up all night. This man is scary, how well he knows women.

    • @Maria-up2yv
      @Maria-up2yv 5 лет назад +1

      says some guy

    • @soulwaves20000
      @soulwaves20000 4 года назад +1

      Hulagan 808 l’m the fifth guy and l have no idea what’s going on.

    • @Twittler1
      @Twittler1 4 года назад

      I’m the sixth guy and my brain hurts.

  • @ChrisHeatleyMulhall
    @ChrisHeatleyMulhall 4 года назад +1

    "..two charred stumps..."😂🤣

  • @LaLaLadi10
    @LaLaLadi10 5 лет назад +12

    Dylan's wife sounds awesome 👍

    • @caroliner2029
      @caroliner2029 3 года назад

      Yes, she and I would get along well 😁

  • @mikedonovan4768
    @mikedonovan4768 4 года назад +1

    Superb as ever.

  • @sarayusarayu832
    @sarayusarayu832 Год назад

    The last part about being cold was GENIUS.

  • @Creepovision
    @Creepovision 5 лет назад +7

    'Women Walking on Modern Flooring' is my new band name

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 Год назад +1

    The man is a legend.

  • @sophitsa79
    @sophitsa79 5 лет назад +77

    If I had a scandalous affair with him, I'd call him Jelly Baby

    • @sophitsa79
      @sophitsa79 5 лет назад

      @Josip Impressed?

    • @sophitsa79
      @sophitsa79 5 лет назад +5

      @Josip because it's more fun that way - it's youtube.

  • @diyalectic52
    @diyalectic52 5 лет назад +4

    We need more Moran!

  • @hereisajakualin4344
    @hereisajakualin4344 5 лет назад +20

    A jelly baby with a few quid 😂

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 2 года назад +1

    I super love Dylan's stand ups, same as I loved him geniously submitting to the role of a frustrated bookshop owner in The Black Books. Amazingly observant guy.

  • @thesurge90
    @thesurge90 3 года назад +2

    "A jelly baby with a few quid"
    I didn't come here to feel personally attacked...

  • @sheronlyn2693
    @sheronlyn2693 Год назад +1

    So good😂😂😂

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 Год назад

    he's wonderful! I still can't believe I got the chance to see him live in my hometown! he's absolutely hilarious

  • @amandajstar
    @amandajstar 2 года назад +1

    This is REALLY adult, REALLY funny stuff! Love it!

  • @Baker69
    @Baker69 8 месяцев назад

    A jelly baby with a few quid 🤣 that just made me howl with laughter 😂😂

  • @ElvarMasson
    @ElvarMasson 11 месяцев назад +1

    I enjoyed this

  • @randalbuhler9042
    @randalbuhler9042 3 года назад +1

    Aye Bloody Brilliant & True!!!!

  • @vidtrax662
    @vidtrax662 5 лет назад +2

    Wine and great comedian...Dylan never cease to amaze me with his jokes...someone who knows you well 😂😅😂 it’s 100% true!

  • @DadaNabhaniilanandaTheMonkDude
    @DadaNabhaniilanandaTheMonkDude 3 года назад +1

    "This is the science part. For some of you who don't understand science, it will sound like generalizations." Dying 😂😂😂